Parents "Teach" Kids About ŞΔ𝕗𝔢 𝕊ε𝓧 ...

[@oompaville]

cut is the weirdest channel on youtube lol

[@justamask4930]

True

[@odest_yt]

I know right

[@sharkpookiexx]

Agreed

[@Aersyx]

I love it tho its funny

[@mikelighttalk]

Cut chains

[@sharkpookiexx]

He reminds us that he’s homeschooled everyday

[@tekures]

He was also a farrier, did you know? Man that’s a cool job

[@megadethfan18]

Yeah thats a fact

[@tempestuous2468]

@@tekures farrier?

[@Imaniluv3]

And that he had a pet horse

[@pomegranatejuice5139]

@@tempestuous2468 a person who trims hooves (horses, cows, etc)

[@jxp5843]

“How you know?” “Ju- Cause- I-... It’s just a guess...” SURE BUD ITS JUST A GUESS

[@Kisho_0714]

😂😂😭😭

[@gingi9787]

he's been on that sight to much

[@notnotani]

MHM-

[@Blaketarded]

I trust him it was just a lucky guess nothing more nothing less

[@nerdyandnice773]

He from PUBLIC school-

[@Weare100percentnothin]

3:58 She basically told her daughter that she was an accident

[@yeonjunsbigtoe781]

FOR REAL LMFAODJJS

[@cbicommentbureauofinternet5290]

Maybe the white lady was doing with a black boy ,but it was unsafe

[@elswin08]

I’m also an accident🙂

[@aviorxo]

@@elswin08 same dude

[@CodakkYT]

Yup lol

[@Crystalyns]

12:00 The "no 😢" bro his soul was broken. That broke my lil tiny speck of a heart

[@CardboardMousesArcade]

"his"

[@BBjellyyy]

@@CardboardMousesArcadethat’s a girl

[@BBjellyyy]

⁠@@CardboardMousesArcadehe meant the girl

[@Quadsandtherians]

BAHAHA THE START 💀😭 "how do you know?" "Uh- I-I um. Just a guess"

[@dedacated-player]

😶

[@The_mrbob]

Parents actually pretending Google and Public School doesn't exist.

[@tsugikuniyoriichi9896]

Hello Mr. Bob you are fired.

[@coolguy-wd5vo]

@@tsugikuniyoriichi9896 yiur dad

[@faline2644]

@@coolguy-wd5vo yiur2

[@coolguy-wd5vo]

@@faline2644 yuir anime wifu

[@faline2644]

@@coolguy-wd5vo yiur car

[@ashlyn7959]

This "lesson" is the reason i still have nightmares.

[@Silly_Moth]

F a c t s

[@megadethfan18]

Yeah, they teach it at school to prevent those nightmares

[@notnotani]

lol

[@storm_devastator9915]

@Duck Wild FR

[@hectichive889]

I never got this lesson, at least not from mom. I got that lesson from public school (i.e. elementary school playground)

[@Adamshhhhhhhhh]

9:48 men getting whipped back home💀

[@wildflower12311]

0:11 bro tried saving himself with the “just a guess” excuse 😭

[@Jackdrawsstuffwow]

Caleb will never let us forget he was home-schooled and therefore above us all

[@mr_sparkly_face4087]

Homeschooler supremacy ✊

[@mylifehumor6851]

i'm homeschooled, i'm better than y'all lol

[@BallSmacker69420]

Who is this Caleb

[@bullymonk710]

@@BallSmacker69420 oompaville

[@darianallenwilson]

@@BallSmacker69420 city?

[@BrianaFohn]

It’s crazy how some of the moms are confused on how their kids know this stuff, but then they forget that internet exist 💀💀

[@justafriendlyguy8858]

fr

[@Kneecapss]

and public school

[@Carson22385]

public school too.

[@SwiftlyGay]

The fact that the government doesn't know that the internet and parents exist is absurd💀

[@LMD123-u6z]

​@@Carson22385 me and Oompa were homeschooled for a reason

[@Soviisk]

Who doesn't want kids? "Awe so cute!' *rolls down cliff* "bai Bai!'

[@F-DDER]

I love that guy

[@catowner9360]

Lol

[@cheeseman5075]

@@catowner9360 cheese

[@ultimatecrystal9646]

​@@cheeseman5075strawberry 😂

[@yashirocat661]

@@ultimatecrystal9646mango!

[@Ari.273]

3:58 the mom just admitted to the child to be a mistake

[@Kai_is_a_frying-pan]

I was a mistake

[@kaidenducharme3753]

@@Kai_is_a_frying-pan Yeah u were ! 💗

[@Kai_is_a_frying-pan]

@@kaidenducharme3753 Thanks....

[@adiktadoalamusika]

@@kaidenducharme3753funny icon

[@CoolKid61234]

Legit

[@X_Aphexx]

100% an awkward car drive home after this 😬

[@babybread3888]

Fr

[@katiebugs5372]

Parent: "how do you know this?" Kaleb/oompaville: " he probably goes to public school." Me rn: "so accurate." Literally me editing "ompaville" to "oompaville" because I spelled it wrong, and then it unliked my comment.

[@redmist6630]

his socks were rad ngl

[@billthompson4018]

@@redmist6630 i have socks with shrek on them

[@gamechamo5688]

W

[@drakewingcopperheart2533]

Probably Googled it a bit too lol

[@KalebTheDuck]

hey wait a minute, that's not how you spell his name, that's how you spell mine! did you need anything, katie?

[@hahamemonke3875]

The screaming hairy armadillo (Chaetophractus vellerosus) is a species of armadillo also known as the small screaming armadillo, crying armadillo or the small hairy armadillo.[3][4] It is a burrowing armadillo found in the central and southern parts of South America.[2] The adjective "screaming" derives from its habit of squealing when handled.[4]

[@oompaville]

I was just reasearching this magical creature this morning

[@rylanmetors473]

@@oompaville will you buy one for our viewing pleasure?

[@Tahri_0]

@@oompaville Buy one and make it scream whenever something bad happens

[@chineseherb.]

Cheese

[@timothydamet]

The animal was first described by J. E. Gray in 1865 from a specimen in the British Museum collected from Santa Cruz de la Sierra in eastern Bolivia as Dasypus vellerosus.[5] Two subspecies are currently recognized (C. v. vellerosus (Gray, 1865) and C. v. pannosus (Gardner, 2007)) although the taxonomic validity of the split has been called into question.[2]

[@sillygoober17]

Baby: **Rolls down hill and screams** Subtitles: [Music]

[@YasouriPawaito]

What? Have you ever heard music made from baby screams?

[@kipposan11]

Music to my ears 🤤🤤

[@cutergoose]

*Speaks German*

[@XboxFunkyWonky]

Bro that movie “kung power enter the fist” will always be the best movie

[@poggin_log]

4:07 Mom just told the kid she was a mistake 😂

[@disabledcamel3551]

5:51 the fact that the little dude pointed to his sisters 🐈 and not just said vajania is so funny

[@thebookofjayden3144]

This is a certified hood classic

[@SHINR__]

Bot

[@bobfisher6843]

@Duck Wild 😳

[@Silly_Moth]

It is what it is

[@eternity2013]

@Duck Wild lol tell em

[@MiroToGuys]

@Duck Wild TELL EM BOI

[@jilliankay3041]

I... I'm still trying to wrap my head around why that one mom had BOTH her son and daughter there- that's so uncomfortable I can't even

[@jonathanbrown2485]

Those two kids were way to comfortable

[@cinfdef]

@@jonathanbrown2485 the way he just was so chill about it, even like... pointing... SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@TG14]

that was sus

[@Quilbermc]

And one was 10 one was 8…

[@kunnyfunte8165]

Things you are never allowed to forget about Caleb: He was homeschooled He makes candy he has a candy company For a time he was homeless. "Not sad homeless the other kind of homeless" He is a hunter He has a mullet

[@AM34prods]

your telling me that in church, they told us before jesus was born, an angel just said “congratulations your having a baby!” but now you gotta go through all this 💀💀

[@leah.t10]

2:43 I'M DEAD

[@jorlorlaggs9228]

13:09 his reaction is just absolute golden

[@bleht16]

5:48 why did he use his sister as an example 💀

[@AkashMBBS-n7f]

Alabama.

[@Trippn5494]

Bro couldn't have just said it💀

[@Xannyeilish]

Fr 😃🔫 what in the sweet home I cried lol

[@yellowfrog2259]

😳

[@AJDLife]

Bro could’ve just said it and not use his sister

[@fatebean2137]

3:35 he is so innocent i feel bad for him

[@omegaplayz2008]

😂😂😂

[@Ww2enthusiasts529]

11:05 “Only boys c’mon mom 🙄”

[@asitsingh5055]

The face of the kid whose mother said, that the child was born, when she was in birth control was hilarious. Her face literally shouts, "am I am unwanted child ?"

[@hihtv3047]

It’s not an oompaville video unless he talks about homeschooling🤣

[@veryeddy]

208 likes and no replies???

[@Itsonmotherfenker]

12:17 that kid made my day

[@madmonkey9251]

Fr

[@Estrella_FurYT]

Ik

[@kingmlzry8082]

Her mom just called her a mistake without calling her a mistake

[@thermalflamex6060]

bro one of the kids really just found out that she was an accident

[@ApeEscapist]

When Oompsy was talking about how him and children don’t have anything in common I thought back when he was laughing about a floppy banana and was saying “pew pew” with a fake gun.

[@ghost-wq8ii]

i love how tara leaves in the side moments when caleb is either doing his own thing or talking to frankie

[@oreosmith4068]

Oompa is a certified cut reaction youtuber

[@1con1cally]

The grandpa was just totally fine so chill about explaining this 💀🤚

[@thecolpeople12]

the whole birth control video is about traumatizing kids 💀

[@thelizard_playz7641]

5:09 I love the socks

[@Xpertier]

Oompa is just so based that any cringe stuff he reacts to immediately gets dissolved.

[@gthic_cutie2056]

This shart is straight up ✨*TRAUMATIZING*✨

[@childa.i.5198]

I'm gonna mix your cereal with your birthday cake.

[@palerider2143]

I’m not a kid but am still young enough to remember how traumatizing mines was

[@marioelburro1492]

Ill make sure your eggs touch the bacon

[@gthic_cutie2056]

@@marioelburro1492 NOOOOO

[@Mothloxz_]

8:36 wow.......

[@hahamemonke3875]

The African bush elephant (Loxodonta africana), also known as the African savanna elephant, is one of two living African elephant species. It is the largest living terrestrial animal, with bulls reaching a shoulder height of up to 3.96 m (13.0 ft) and a body mass of up to 10.4 t (11.5 short tons).[3] It is distributed across 37 African countries and inhabits forests, grasslands and woodlands, wetlands and agricultural land. Since 2021, it has been listed as Endangered on the IUCN Red List. It is threatened foremost by habitat destruction, and in parts of its range also by poaching for meat and ivory.[2] It is a social mammal, travelling in herds composed of cows and their offspring. Adult bulls usually live alone or in small bachelor groups. It is a herbivore, feeding on grasses, creepers, herbs, leaves, and bark.

[@exodusenjoyer]

Thanks 👍

[@joli3kim]

If you actually read this like-

[@joli3kim]

Not hating

[@masepop2206]

Thanks I really needed this😊👍

[@mj._.k]

I.... I totally did NOT read it

[@izaiahplayz4376]

The child was playing with a condm... how nice of his dad to give him an early Christmas pressie

[@jaredrufolo2588]

The mom at 4:01 is horrible. She basically told her daughter that she was an accident. Why would she tell her that. What a horrible person.

[@jdinsomniac7504]

some parents don’t think it’s bad like my friend knows she was unplanned but doesn’t really care

[@jaredrufolo2588]

@@jdinsomniac7504 The girl's face afterwards to me a least says that she cares.

[@maureencolleen5586]

Womp womp

[@babybread3888]

@@maureencolleen5586 bruh

[@Countryballs24992]

Some people don’t care. Because in the end the mom at least didn’t put her up for adoption.

[@metrixclips]

5:15 Me: “Yes, and yes.” *likes video*

[@White.Pikmin]

As a homeschooler Diana was THE homeschool mom

[@cicco2335]

Oompa: (shoots a kid) Officer: Why'd you do that?! Oompa: *I WAS HOMESCHOOLED*

[@Geb36792]

Oh- ok, nah fam you’re innocent

[@MatitaFox]

Officer: ah okay, have a nice day

[@pokegoplays9156]

This puts a smile on my face

[@Silly_Moth]

u carved one tho 🤷‍♀️

[@pickle1517]

why so serious

[@megadethfan18]

this makes me cringe 🤧🤧

[@kathylain7795]

WHY SO SERIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mistanoobleus5071]

“Wanna know how I got these scars?” -dark knight joker

[@cheesybugger7685]

7:24 awww, please don't ruin that girls innocence, please

[@slider42]

The fact that this video is still monetized is insane💀💀

[@nikki9321]

How to traumatize your child also , poor bananas

[@thedeity9654]

10:36 yes finger painting

[@krioesshit]

I'm so grateful I don't have parents like those that would teach the 8 year old me about things that even a 18 year old shouldn't know.

[@raiden168]

An*

[@bruhbutwhytho]

What here should an 18 year old not know?

[@josiahademiluyi4677]

@@bruhbutwhytho just why, 😆

[@Metal_headgirl]

bro what 18 year old doesn't know things let alone already have done a lot of those things

[@dreamcost7227]

Ik right like u couldn’t wait a little bit to teach the about oral and FLAVORED condoms. I feel like the flavored codons part was unnececary information

[@mcbread4714]

"What does banana's have to do with anything?" *Banana's have war flashbacks*

[@victordybas5204]

THAT GIRL WAS MADE BY A MISTAKE LOL

[@poggin_log]

11:51 Nah, it’s the Glug Glug 3000

[@Oofity_Oofers]

Oompaville always makes my day with his comedic jokes

[@kristincharles-scaringi608]

9:38 The mom:baby that’s a breath mint Daughter:OOOOOHHHHHH

[@micahisnotacar5903]

the dislikes are people who are jealous that he has such beautiful socks

[@thewalmartversionoftiana7714]

ikr

[@micahisnotacar5903]

@@thewalmartversionoftiana7714 mhm

[@cheeseman5075]

@@micahisnotacar5903 cheese

[@soldier1913]

Now the dislikes are gone 😢

[@EnvixityQTY]

@@soldier1913 right now there are 347 dislikes

[@SkylarCuriel-tl2wo]

Kallmekris vibes we need a collab

[@GyattRizz-ke7ms]

BRO AHE JUST ADMITTED THAT SHE DIDNT WANT HER

[@ThatOneDrifter]

4:00 The mom: I got pregnant with you when i was on birth control The kid: Realises she was not wanted

[@yapandaking1]

Lol

[@carlosmedina2163]

Mom : " you can express love in different ways other than with birth control" Kid: " like cunninglingus? Mom: " yes

[@babalpoyolebih3343]

kids nowadays are more intelligent than parents. they also know the whole book bout this thing

[@annamccarty911]

🤣😂 that's sad

[@elevan7]

@@annamccarty911 how, isn't it better that they know how to be safe?

[@EthanPlitt]

“What do bananas have to do anything with it”made me have a mini heart attack.

[@M4ckattack-13]

4:09 the mum just told her kid that she was a mistake 😂😂😂

[@thefinnishburrito]

9:54 funniest part

[@Kfitzyy]

“Baby that’s a breath mint” 😂

[@catowner9360]

Lol

[@Azimuthlumen]

I died at, "Wow, you can move this around!?" 1:37

[@omegaplayz2008]

Not me tryin on mobile 😂😂😂

[@HarryChester-vj2fv]

The kid rolling down the hill 😂😂😂 3:21 3:28 3:28 3:29 3:29 3:29 3:29 3:30 3:30 3:30 3:30 3:30 3:31 3:31

[@Petroleum_pipeline]

Raw dawg is better than a balloon, literally defeats the whole purpose

[@ashtonstephens7511]

12:22 meanwhile

[@tempestuous2468]

3:04 *family channels in a nutshell*

[@user-jw1yq9nj9n]

"Nothing scares me, but *that* 6:17, that terrifies me..."

[@ElijahRodriguez-h9y]

“Nooo-“ That was the most yes sounding no ever

[@kaiserfrfr]

definition of teach em young

[@punktrash3470]

" I don't have anything in common with kids" - Oompaville Well that's a lie

[@elpepe-ps9zp]

You're literally the only person that can make me happy these days. I appreciate you so much, thank you for your amazing videos

[@TheRealNoobs905]

The only thing my family teachs me Is not giving my computer back for 1 week.

[@wizz9286]

i need to know where that clip is from 😂

[@Speedyeo01]

"He goes to public school" so true

[@HunterRobson-d2e]

Her face when she realized she wasn’t wanted

[@nenetherula]

8:40 KALEB WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? YOU HAD ME DYING OF LAUGHTER FOR SO LONG AFTER THIS

[@_Mister_M0nkey.]

9:03 she looks like one of those spoiled chrismas gift kids complstion things

[@liamv1bes56]

FRANKIE IM LEARNING NAUGHTY THINGS HELP ME FRANKIE *”lots of demon noises”*

[@godzilla5894]

Oompa: smash like Me: punches like button

[@Ad3laid3_0n_paw2]

After he said "we need those for things other than" an anime manga ad came up

[@BirbLeen]

my asian parents doesnt even want to talk abt this kind of subject so i have nightmare from this *"LESSON"* edit: she was so so excited for the "banana" props and thats not candy thats takis secret pakage

[@Thissuxks]

1:32 “hows this appropriate in any ways man.. I would I wou- WOAH YOU CAN MOVE THIS AROUND?!” I love this man 😭😭

[@tempestuous2468]

2:53 didn’t a family channel do that? 😂

[@mendyrckz76]

🦋5:34 Oompaville, ' 'Category French Hats For 100 Alex''...''What Is A FingerHat'' 😏 Trebek, ''The Word You Are Looking 4 Is...'Beret Hat'' 😄

[@LiterallyJustdarceyt.s]

POV you’re watching this on your period

[@Duh-q2w]

4:01 she need to take 5 pills to work 😂😂😂😂

[@SpinnerWheelBird]

11:20 We shall applaud Oompaville for his spectacular singing 🎵

[@pumpupthejam2902]

11:24 me whenever my parents try to explain something like this

[@Sylvia_15]

7:42 he kinda loos high but I’ll ignore that 😭

[@chloe-dr9oh]

my grandma told me that this would be a certified hood classic .

[@Catboxosc]

THE FONT KILLS MEE were gettinng freaky with this one

[@alphaboyplayz7342]

10:03 This kid is a legenda

[@ono3795]

"Who doesnt want a kid"- oompaville *Proceeds to play a video of a baby rolling down a steep hill*