Party Bag, Misinformation, Existence & Shame | Ep 26 | The Sarah Silverman Podcast

[@nicholascash7002]

The world needs this podcast rn

[@andrescrux]

🤣🤣👏...If you're taking political advice from the female version of peewee Herman you got a problem!

[@tuckerfrd1]

@@andrescrux - this isn't political advice and it's the opposite of what she's saying. Open you f'ing ears!!! She's talking about "IDEAS", which both sides should have, no? Even Peewee Herman has ideas.

[@laza8675]

Really sorry for the guy who feels like he has nothing to look forward to in life. I think everyone would deserve to truly love something and be loved back: be it your father, very dear friends, lover, etc. But many of us have trouble really finding people that we can share a mutual understanding deep enough to have a truly fulfilling love with. A lot of people love their parents, friends, but not in that truly fulfilling satisfying way. You realise you were alone when by a very incredible luck you find someone your heart is truly able to unconditionally love and be happy whenever they are around. I think a lot of us live this slightly miserable life where our relationships are not fulfilling enough. I think it is normal to pity your own self when this happens: we all deserve better than that. I do not think it is self centered to admit that you lack of something that would allow you to fully develop yourself - true love is like a sun under which we all would love to bloom. So don't feel guilty to regret you are not blooming with friends and love. However, just because you are not in bloom does not mean you cannot be a strong useful and beautiful tree. So I suppose the answer is to just accept you are not under the light conditions to bloom as you would wish to, but also to not loose your appreciation for the fact you can still grow in the conditions you have, with courage, and also keep a hope that you never know, maybe things will change, maybe there is something you can do and one day you will realise you are actually full of flowers.

[@sublime8956]

Thank you I needed this

[@allyjay7395]

I was 13 the first time I thought of suicide and not without reason. My home life and school life were so bad idk which was worse. I attempted suicide at 19, i swallowed a bottle of pills and drew a hot bath but as I sat there i just couldn't follow through with it. I want to live, I'm just tired of my miserable life. Now I realize you can kill yourself at any time but it's so final and I want to see what tomorrow has in store. Sometimes I live years just to see a new movie I couldn't miss. Life does seem lonely and hopelss if you put all your problems in a pile and wallow in what you dont have. It really is the little things like the green of spring and the colors of the sunset that make life worth living for me and I take comfort in meeting people who are similarly hopeless. I would never want anyone to feel this way but knowing there are others out there makes me feel less alone.

[@nicoletteneumann8041]

I I really like this. I want to do that. I’m glad you got to that mindset. Great job :)

[@erkkamykkanen]

I enjoyed this episode for myriad reasons.

[@VOLCAL]

SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT MISINFORMATION....WHEN SHE GONNA DO JOKES ON THIS??? A study of 253 men from Tanzania found that the average stretched flaccid penis length of Tanzanian males is 11 cm (4.53 inches) long, smaller than the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches), and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).[31] A study of 115 men from Nigeria found that the average flaccid stretched penis length of Nigerian males is 13.37 cm (5.26 inches) long, which is near identical to the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches) and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches)

[@littleripper312]

@@VOLCAL Why do you keep posting this comment about penises?

[@mygirl737g2]

you handled that "suicide call" really well. I feel like that too sometimes, u just wanna give up. U gave great advice. Thanks!

[@tuckerfrd1]

Not to place blame for someone feeling that way, but how do place such a "steaming pile" on a random person's plate that you don't know. His call shocked and bumped me. WOW!

[@alansmithee417]

Reject woke-ism, embrace nature and your outlook will immediately improve.

[@MNcreampied]

“Just exist”. That was interesting to hear.

[@joeger940]

There's never the perfect thing to say to a person who is depressed. The hardest part about depression is that you're brain isn't being logical. Your emotion is in control and it's nearly impossible to make an injured heart understand or take in new information. Distraction has always worked for me, but a lot of people get so down (like you said maybe obsessed) that they often cling to things that affirm that feeling; sad songs, a dark room, negative news, a rainy day, whatever. I do the opposite - The happiest song in the world is ELO's 'Mr. Blue Sky' and I swear by it, that listening to this song will make you feel better. I also force myself to smile in the mirror, and hold that smile for a good minute. I heard it gets the endorphins sparking like a car engine that's sat in the cold all winter. You gotta warm up your brain LOL. But when you're really really sad it's so hard to motivate yourself to do anything and so I created these easy routines to follow.

[@dont_be_a_marder]

You are Groot? No, but I literally just listened to that song. And you're right. I also think ELO's Turn to Stone is a close second.

[@mackeymintle66]

Please continue with the “This is how disinformation is spread” series!❤️👍🏼

[@adamvulture4061]

Silverman for president 2024 “ Let’s take the middle road to a better country. “

[@sianwraith1984]

CANDANCE OWENS PRESIDENT, SARAH SILVERMAN VICE-PRESIDENT

[@sibais]

@@sianwraith1984 God NO

[@lkhvw2042]

"...my wholesale rejections of political parties...has bipartisan support..." This is hilarious, ironic and incredibly sad all at the same time.

[@SurrenderDorothyForever]

I feel for the Caller that said he has no purpose. I also feel that way and I am MARRIED and have a job and friends, I rarely see but somehow I still feel lonely and my job is so unfulfilling. The only thing that sometimes gets me through the day is my DOG! Maybe he can get a cat or a dog, if he likes animals OR volunteer at the local shelter because animals give unconditional love. Volunteer anywhere !!! Many Many seniors need help with groceries or rides to the doctor or pick up meds and so on and they are so thankful. I hope he finds something because there are a lot of people that feel the same especially now we are all trying to cope in this new normal.

[@abelsholiday]

Yes!! I know exactly how he felt. I've said those exact same things before. One night, it was just one of those nights. I awoke to ambulence rushing me into the ER. 2 months later my dog had babies from one of the neighborhood dogs lol. She was pretty popular lol. At any rate I look at dogs and couldn't imagine leaving them. It breaks my heart right now thinking how they would feel if I wasn't there for them. I would never do that to them and they're (as cliche as it sounds) my reason for living. It was a true blessing from the Universe.

[@SurrenderDorothyForever]

@@abelsholiday That's so heartwarming

[@robriceridge]

That can also occur from selfish people who don't appreciate one's worth and take them for granted, imo. Change your scenery.

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

NO

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

I'd volunteer but I would not have another dog or cat living here

[@aprildejarlais1450]

Mmmm. Much love toward the depression reflections, and the paralysis of decision-making. "Any decision they made was out of fear of not being normal." Amazing

[@omrider]

❤️I honestly feel exactly the same as the man who called in with the "Existential dilemma", so much so, I thought maybe one of my calls to your hotline had gotten through & for show purposes you had it edited & voiced for the podcast...I realize that wasn't the case and it was real & that I guess I'm not the only guy out here wanting to die, but too afraid to die...I loved your advice Sarah and especially the quote of your late mother: * " Sometimes just existing is the bravest thing we can do"* . ..I've barely been holding on for the past 6 months of this pandemic, the first 6 were a nightmare, but the past 6 a torturous lonely existential death scape... I won't tell that guy to "hold on", perhaps I would have years ago, but now I have an acute understanding/insight into how dark life can get & especially how cruel our society has become. Many of us out here have tried everything that we have access to, not sure if this man is also living on the margins, with little access to help, but I've been on/off homeless for nearly 3 years & the pandemic has taken away a ton of already EXTREMELY limited resources. I just turned 46 this past week & it is my 16th year with highly stigmatized chronic illness, MECFS(aka chronic fatigue syndrome), Fibromyalgia, kidney disease, & severe chronic pain...poor health has left me estranged from family, abandoned by all my friends, & pushed into the very margins of society...this is our culture, this is how we take care of the ill(mentally or physically) in the USA. I feel so much for the caller & I'm also grateful I heard his call & you were brave enough to air it. I think the human element, the love, the lack of connection is the hardest part for people who are contemplating death...I know it is for me. The great void of loneliness is the absolute most painful aspect of my life, greater than any physical pain I have as symptoms of my diseases. I Love have you spread *COMPASSION* Sarah & without the "Toxic positivity" BS that is often spewed about like advice BUKAKE. Most of us simply want to be heard or listened to, being hugged/loved and cared for would also lessen suffering, but most will take just a friend to listen. Sending love to that man, if he happens to read this, reach out to me...a fellow man who "gets it". Thanks for all you do Sarah "the true mensch" Silverman :)P.S. anyone curious about MECFS, just do a google of "MECFS & Long covid", not to scare folks, but upwards of 10% of people will end up with Post Viral syndrome nearly identical to MECFS from getting Covid, so, death isn't the only reason people should avoid Covid...NOBODY wants to live the hell that is "long covid or MECFS", trust me and the #millionsmissing ❤️

[@armisis]

This is why I'm a true centrist

[@ray-jf4sh]

Funny is the goal. Stand for that.

[@angelamarie_]

I'm so happy you got the vaccine!!! You're amazing. ❤ P.S, I love your advice to the man with the existential crisis, I love that you are always so sympathetic with other human beings.

[@75YBA]

It must be Thursday! Thanks for all the free funny!

[@teetertotter5787]

"Fear makes you malleable". That is a perfect way to say it. Love this podcast so much. I'm going back to listen to ALL of them to catch up because I am kind of late to this party.

[@ENigma-um8zw]

Awesome episode! One of the best, each one is great

[@pladtoeputh]

glad i missed the clip being masticated in the mass media jaws - but thank you so much for playing it / counter-point-ing. super sweet and meta!

[@andrewtallent512]

I fuckin love your pod cast. Thanks for keeping me sane.

[@abelsholiday]

You're not alone brother! I can't say it gets better. Lets wait and find out. Something good will eventually come our way. If not hell, we can't say we didn't try. Worst comes to worst, we can always internet troll lol.

[@the2ndcoming135]

💀

[@MrBedZeppelin]

One of your Finest Discussions about Party Affiliation! Raunch is my Lane. Love it! Screw Amanda. Some people don't have the capacity, to laugh! Especially, ted cruz and the like. Your Heart and Mind are close to each other. Using cuss words to get your point across, is "natural speaking", easy to understand. Rare Characteristic. Your Voice has Power. You have picked a successful median. Moving Forward.

[@lolitis01]

@27:27 Just saving this time stamp for when I need to hear it Thank you Sarah

[@MrJohnybirchall]

Please get Bill Burr on again.. it would be great to see you both breaking balls in that great Stand-Up tradition 😊

[@thejameshoeve]

"Excuse me, ma'am ". You're the new Columbo!

[@leodawn5913]

To the man who doesn’t see the point of going on. I have felt the same way. I went through a terrible depression two weeks ago sometimes you just have to wait through it, you are not your body and you are not your feelings and emotions! Feelings and emotions are actually hormones Which is part of your physical body. They are not you.

[@armisis]

Sad thing is if companies are taxed more to cover all these things we want then what stops the companies from raising the prices of everything to cover it?

[@bbsteele671]

Dear Existential Crisis, I'm Brennen. I'm a Non-Binary person at the ripe age of 43. I feel you! I hear you! You got this. Learning to be yourself 100% seems like forever. Give it just a little more time. Fall in love with yourself. You've made it this far. Listen to your heart & please find the strength to stay among us! You're awesome! Sarah Silverman just played your clip!! That's special enough!! Love you FIRST!! XOXOXO

[@bbsteele671]

BTW thanks for making me cry!!😍🥰😻

[@Andersonsdanish]

Always enjoy listening to you. Thanks!!!!

[@MrBrainache]

I have to thank you for giving me joy on a cold morning. Thanks. You are a balm for my soul. Everything seems a little bit better now. Cheers Andy.

[@xOperationIvy]

Love you, Sarah!! I always look forward to your podcasts!!

[@angelamarie_]

Same here 💕

[@charliecharliecharliecharl3784]

Sarah can you give your review of the Grammys, I got pissed off when people commented negatively because I thought it was the best show ever

[@taliashelest2168]

You being yourself inspire me 🖤 best podcast in the world

[@beeseees1662]

As a conservative, yeah I didn't think much of what you said. I knew we couldn't possible recruit you anyways

[@furrymcfurlough4213]

You've always been my hero

[@Davett53]

In Columbus, Ohio, our used toilet paper that arrives at the sewage plants, is filtered out of the liquid, collected, dried, and baked, (sterilized)...then it is turned into high grade fertilizer, & compost,......where it is resold to the community. The perfect cycle. I think all major cities have this figured out.

[@joeger940]

Do your Michael McDonald impression!!!

[@ScottKeckun-scriptedtheater]

Heard one of your podcasts last week on the old Kitchen Alexa, and tried ordering from Liquid IV using your promo code, but it didn't work and/or had expired. At any rate, didn't work on their website. But DAMMIT, I TRIED!!!

[@jamesmarie]

Thats why when I turned 18 back in the 90s. I registered as an Independent. A politician has to come with policies, ideas and a moral compass.

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

I have the same feelings about Idol as u do. I cried every week during the auditions.

[@danielh8569]

Its time for a new period of Enlightment where we shift how we look at life and our roles in it.

[@StorytellingHeadshots]

I love you so much Sarah. You are one on the sanest voices out there. Thank you for doing this podcast. That chick DOES need to remind herself of who you are. I would not describe your most salient characteristic as being 'dirty' -- more like intelligent, openminded, very funny-for-smart-people, nuanced--and not, to mention gorgeous and my inspiration. You genuinely are one of my heroes. Thanks for being awesome!

[@3dom2026]

We love you Sarah , From Nigeria to London and Beyond babe Keep going this is GREAT !!!!

[@---lm8nz]

Amanda Carpenter hasn't worked for Cruz for awhile, which is why she's now a regular on CNN.

[@teddykgb9971]

"I like your Bernie. I do not like your BernieBros. Your BernieBros are so unlike your Bernie." - Gandhi

[@briangallagher449]

yeah, you can highlight assholes online for any given political persuasion and make the entire movement look bad. that's why great minds talk about ideas and small minds talk about people, or whatever eleanor roosevelet said

[@teddykgb9971]

People on the ideological extremes are much more likely to act like extremists. Trumpers and BernieBros have earned the same piss-poor reputation.

[@briangallagher449]

@@teddykgb9971 Bernie Sanders doesn't represent an ideological extreme to any rational thinker who isn't from the upper classes. The people who classify him as extreme left are all from the upper class - their voice gets heard way too much, and i"ve heard it enough. it's fine, but i've heard it

[@someone1]

Longer episodes, Sarah! Please.

[@rec.artanddata]

That's a good DeNiro.

[@the2ndcoming135]

I felt a little uncomfortable, yet impressed for laughing at that😂

[@booknooky9436]

Surprised Foxnews didn't run with it as well claiming you were joining the winning team

[@elishaminor2900]

I Know a guy who got out of prison and had a problem with his house phone ringing all the time. It actually bother him. Just cause he went so long without hearing a phone ring.

[@ray-jf4sh]

We don't need another hero, or weatherman to know which way wind blows.

[@shadynook86]

A Sarah Silverman cry is my kind of fucking cry.

[@TwoOnlyChildrenxoxox]

The best part of Thursdays.

[@angelamarie_]

Same ❤

[@the2ndcoming135]

Right. Now, like thirty dudes are gonna notice🤦🏻‍♂️

[@allyjay7395]

Do you think they actually watched your show before they linked you as a sorce to support their cause? I doubt it...

[@lalallange5890]

She's just gorgeous and I love her.

[@michaelkeenan3437]

Sorry Sarah they were not the same if you read the bills you would understand

[@GregSmithFL]

100% agree on the party issue

[@twiggyshmeissany8761]

Hey Sarah, regarding your suicidal caller.... I have just finished reading a book called the Midnight Library, by Matt Haig. The book is filled with some enlightening and very deep ideas about life, and especially more so for someone who is feeling depressed or suicidal. Really an excellent read. Check it out!

[@mikegiammaria]

Thanks Sarah! Excellent explanation : political parties, Eisenhower/death camps. Thank you!

[@NolaChick82]

"What's the difference between Catholic guilt and Jewish guilt?" "Whiskey!" (That's a definite joke I've heard before. Like Rat Pack-era old.)

[@aclark903]

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[@the2ndcoming135]

Bestest Sarah EVER! Sooooo friggin good, bro😄

[@tacticalgrace6456]

For that guy who feels he’s got nothing, I like Nina Simone’s song I Ain’t Got No, I Got Life as per this video: m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqWtq6VnjMisldU but Sarah’s right, joining a therapy group or support group is a good idea or volunteering. When you can’t see anything in life for yourself sometimes it helps to lose yourself in the needs of others and perhaps through that coincidentally discover something for yourself.

[@josefigueiras1315]

Sarah não desistas desses ideais e continua a educar o resto das pessoas estou contigo 100% eu venho de um país onde acredito nos mesmos valores que tu, por isso és a minha heroína e não desistas do teu país por causa de uma pessoas que são podres tu estás a ter todas as ideias certas e a reagir ao que dizem com um sentimos de humor incrível a retida que existe milhares de seppoas que acreditam nos mesmos ideias que tu e nunca estas sozinha continua incrível.

[@JackSquat336]

That is some very valid points you made concerning political affiliation.

[@AMNIyes]

When I listen to Sarah say “fuck” I know it’s an old episode because she has toned down the swearing hehe LOVE YOU SARAH

[@xavierartis7458]

Sarah is on fire 🔥

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

I am with u. No parties. Best ideas go forward.

[@gwenzelle65]

MAN, i love seeing this one right after seeing the original podcast episode, with the comment section full of insane trumpers going on and on about how you "finally woke up". I only replied to one to try and explain like, "hey her criticizing the left doesn't mean she's... not.. left anymore. she'll never agree with the main points of your batshit crazy party." but it's still extremely satisfying listening to this one and hearing you confirm it, heh.

[@santasabina8745]

Hi Sarah, i use your videos to practice my english, i'm from Argentina and i love listening to you!! you are so clear, and you have fun with the language, i like that of you.

[@elmaestro30]

Hey, hi😍

[@patrickt2534]

I faint too - I have been to Dachau - it was the “lightweight” version of the concentration camps in Getmymoney - I think that something needs to give when the shared solutions are involved-

[@racheller8753]

< Last voicemail.. I live in Sarasota, Florida. It's red, bright red! I didn't come across as funny as I did in my own head! ✌🏼💜💫

[@sebastianwei7721]

There’s some weird overlaps between new age stuff and rightwing ideology. Maybe a great moment to reflect on some of these things, but whatever, sucks when people turn out to be way less nice than you thought... I still remember vividly when I met the first musician who was a real dick, totally collapsed some illusions about my peer group 🤭🙃

[@IgnominiousRex]

Your first instinct was right......it's "You and I". :-)

[@NoToxicRelationships]

4000 +++ listening to you with our eyeholes!!!😘😘😘

[@avjake]

Wow, be careful. I can see the out-of-context quote now - "Sarah Silverman said, "Can you believe we don't say the pledge of allegiance in our schools anymore? And it's all because of Muslims!"

[@greatsajby9266]

6:25 -- "Bernie Goetz"

[@dawnerickson7199]

Dave Rubin not a Republican. He also rejects both parties. He's more liberal than conservative. Just sayin.

[@dawnerickson7199]

And red-pilled does not mean that you all of a sudden are Republican. It means that you've opened your eyes to how extreme things have become on the left (and the right for that matter!)

[@danzibar5941]

Dude, Sarah, get together with Harry Mack and lil Dicky and do an album for the disaffected minorities, present it as bourgie hyperpop but send the exact opposite message, and, please, do a cookie party plug too

[@marcoparada6652]

Partial facts, Sarah. If you're going to use your platform, use it well.

[@lolitis01]

Nice try, Marco. Better luck next time.

[@jetjaguar5200]

@@lolitis01 lol get a grip

[@lolitis01]

@@jetjaguar5200 🤭✌️

[@PhilosoFeed]

I came here from Tim Pool who was very nuanced about this, and didn't pretend this meant you were becoming a right-winger or republican at all. I haven't seen that happen at from anyone on the right. But you mention you're "liberal as fuck", and then you say you align with the democratic socialists. Those two things are diametrically opposed to one another. "Liberal" is a right-wing ideology today.

[@elishaminor2900]

It almost like how people wanted to change the history books in Texas. Saying that Africa American where indenture servants and not slaves. Yes i sure people know the different between the two. Indenture servants was mainly Irish,poor English,our any other poor European.

[@armisis]

Brilliant move Sarah! Xxx (it was so awesome meeting you in London years ago.(stupid gefelte fish hat) keep well!

[@charliecharliecharliecharl3784]

The best actor for a Columbo renewal role I think would be Saverio Guerra

[@Dr_Madonna]

These awesome podcasts are far too short :(

[@patrickt2534]

Do you know how Hr 25 was created? It was a grant of 5 million sugar cookies- it’s definitely your idear

[@The333]

#WalkAway, Sarah.

[@jozz2248]

Love ya myriad of swathes

[@andrescrux]

I've never turned to Peewee Herman for political advice,nor do I care what the female version thinks!

[@littleripper312]

That must feel weird seeing your podcast clip be used on official news networks 😂😂 They look to podcasts for material?

[@nigelunger5808]

I feel the same way Sarah feels about not wanting to belong to a specific party any more.. I think alot of us GenX'rs feel like this tbh ..and others as well . I'm glad someone else feels the same way as me . Everything she said is how I feel about it too, but people act like you're weird if u don't attach yourself totally and completely to one party or the other..Lol 🤪 but that's the annoying world we live in right now Lol

[@patrickt2534]

HR 25 & term limits- take a diamond fan’s opinion seriously-

[@shovalgilead3802]

I love this podacst

[@ashleighcleaver9009]

I sent my voice message like two times :/ surprised it's not in this video

[@angelamarie_]

Well it'll probably be in the next one, don't lose hope :)

[@sw8871]

Don’t be surprised when people across the aisle take your critique of people with similar political leanings as you as a means to find common ground.

[@Juntahh]

THANK YOU Sarah, so glad to see this all. Now please tell Jimmy to stop being a Johnson

[@robriceridge]

One should align themselves with what's good and promotes unity and prosperity. Prosperity let's people forget about their roots and join the human race at a more social level.If your alignment is with those that stifle and restrain the economy then what good is that.If your alignment is anti-family pray tell what's the alternative. If you side with suppression instead of free speech then how many great ideas get lost? Which 'side' sounds more productive?

[@FixItOnTheWay]

33:35 ...mmhmm part 2.

[@suzawhite]

awesome!! keep on doin what you're doin!!!! LOVE!!

[@danzibar5941]

A magaheaded Reiki healer sounds like something from the twilight zone, just saying

[@stevenpiontkowski220]

All reboots Pamela Adlon please.

[@yourgrandmashouse1970]

Organized religion and politics are a trap, everyone who is able to build their own opinions should make their own path. It’s fine to align yourself with one group and be an individual with conflicting opinions. I support common sense, equality and creativity. I use to think the world was binary, because as a kid it’s easier to understand things that way. As I get older I realize that life is too short to let others do the thinking for you. What if everybody is wrong? What if nobody has the answers/questions we need as a species to expand our reach into the unknown? I believe without evidence life has meaning, but it depends on the individual more than the consensus of any group. Maybe all the beauty of “unity” obscures the toxic side of it, maybe the future needs to be more decentralized so new concepts and innovation can exist.