PARKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE REVENGE!!! VIII

[@skynet091287]

This reminds me of a few times i worked as a firefighter, when someone in a remote part of town parked next to a firehydrant... We were once called to a housefire, where the only outside watersource was a single hydrant, and a douchebag in a Porsche literally parked next to it as we pulled up to the house, and when we asked him to move it, he wouldn't do it, as we had "plenty of water in the truck", and the officer on scene agreed that the fire was bad enough that we didn't have time to move it ourselves, so he gave the go ahead to "remove" the obstacle. At this point, one of our team got the crowbar and some blankets, smashed both side windows of the car, and put the hose through the car, and wouldn't you know it? The car was parked PERFECTLY that the coupling connecting two hoses just happend to be right inside the car, and those things are often not completely sealed... The guy ended up with a smashed and soaking wet Porsche, no case to be made for his insurrance to cover the damage AND a fine from the officer on scene for parking in front of a firehydrant... Best case of both asshole parking and instant karma i have ever experienced!

[@chaimschechter3]

I’ve heard, a line, “ If you don’t like, how women drive, get off, the “sidewalk”😁😆😂😅😆🤫

[@GGCanLove409]

The last vid has me in tears 😂 😭 I loved how he just got in and pulled off.

[@aronkelley8634]

That repo guy @ 5:58 has some crazy skills!! I definitely thought he was going to drop that car!! Just wow! Great job! 👍😆👍

[@danfuerthgillis4483]

Aron Kelley lmfao I thought that car was going to become a convertible within seconds lol.

[@9xqspx6]

He definitely damaged that car anyway...

[@Databyter]

Yea, I used to work in construction when I was younger. During the rainy season on one job it was a very difficult task to bring your trucks and materials or just your transportation onto the jobsite because it was on a hill and the road was dirt and rutted and muddy, but they tried to keep at least one lane passable. One self important jerk in a VW van constantly blocked the road while he went to various units he was working on rather than parking out of the way. One day this had occurred once too often. A hero jumped into one of those loaders that puts materials like heavy stacks of drywall several stories high into the buildings or on a balcony. He lifted that VW van completely off the ground and put it on the third floor of the building. This was about 10am, a few hours before lunch, but word spread like wildfire and just about everybody on that worksite took an early break that day. The road and the street facing balconys and doorways of that worksite were lined with people and there was a carnival atmosphere. Finally after an impossibly long time, that seemed to justify the hooligan act, the workman brought his tools out and started looking around for his van. It was hilarious as he walked up and down the street and nobody would look at him or talk to him, finally somebody pointed up to the balconey and the entire street erupted with laughter. The police were called, but funny thing, nobody saw a darn thing, and even the cops were laughing. Good times, good memories. That guy never parked in the street again after that.

[@russelljimmies1789]

Databyter cool story

[@lindamoore192]

LMFAO

[@TheMetalmachine467]

Funny

[@AllenTax]

Good karma. Lucky guy.😧

[@pollypockets508]

Sweet

[@patb5266]

Hahah, this was great and that last one was a perfect ending!! Thank you, had a great laugh and some satisfaction.

[@michaelbrown4023]

3:30 this forklift operator is being nice by putting it in a parking spot!! Granted its half a block down the street But hey at least its still drivable!

[@lancer1993]

I would have put it up on some blocks or something.

[@Zerobob26]

Picking a car up with a forklift can cause all sorts of damage to the undercarriage of the car, such as the exhaust system; Cars should be lifted by the wheels. It also looks like the forklift will have at least put scratches in the car's paintwork, if not minor dents. I don't think a parking violation justifies damaging another person's vehicle.

[@lancer1993]

I know and I agree. Where I work there is a loading bay at the shop, even with cones in place people still block the loading bay which is used all day, sometimes you just wish you could do this.

[@thaddeustechnique1802]

Indeed anywhere else it be in a dumpster or on top of a building

[@NOTINTERCEPTER01]

Dumpster with me just dump it in there.

[@Nacimin]

My appreciation and applause to the guy of the last vid. You're a myth,sir!!

[@davidrobinson3148]

Nacimin legend*

[@kakashi99908]

If you think that prick was a legend, when you guys see me you would go wild and call me a god.

[@Nacimin]

fuck off, no one asked u anything. Go to a psic if u have such thoughts

[@selfcontainedmess]

It would have been better if he talked to her like the others did. Then after she crawled over, get in the car and drive off. Still good though.

[@njmarknj]

Hey, Dick...er I mean...Duck...why did you call that guy a "Prick?" No thx, have no desire to see what you did. BTW, going back to the video, I can almost hear her complaining how that "asshole" blocked her in. lol The Orange car was perfectly situated between the lines, but she will never see it that way. Entitled!

[@dondrover6700]

The world gives you back what you put out.

[@SNUSNU-lz7dh]

On That last one I can't get over how she starts moaning at passers by about the red car that is perfectly parked in the next bay 😂

[@mervinprone]

The red car isn't exactly perfectly parked - it's too close to another car. The Mercedes may have been outside the lines, but parking lines are a guideline and in the real world you should be aware of all your surroundings. It's petty and small minded and just look where this kind of thinking gets you...the woman still has a Mercedes and the fat guy still has an ugly red station wagon. It's also presuming that she did this intentionally. We don't know if there was someone or something on that side or if she has poor perspective or what else could have caused this.

[@LilOleTinyMe]

Jack Martin even if it wasn't intentional, it was incompetence. And incompetence will never be fixed if they are never given a reason. She should have backed out and fixed her mistake before leaving the car. The other side was an area for leaving carts.

[@mervinprone]

Yes it's incompetence. But who is this other driver to punish her? It is not for him/her to get involved to pass down sentencing... it is a public parking space.

[@LilOleTinyMe]

Jack Martin he is part of the public. If he or another of the public didn't, no one would.

[@nypd5747]

Jack Martin you talk utter rubbish

[@lex3729]

Yeah, when I was in High school, when someone parked their VW Bug so it blocked someone else. Together, about a dozen guys picked it up and put it on a picnic table.

[@michaelinhouston9086]

A guy told me that he and some buddies moved an improperly parked VW onto the sidewalk - lol

[@lindamoore192]

LMBOOOOOO

[@breshkotashmal7362]

We did something similar at a bar. We picked up his car and put it so his front bumper was about 2 inches from a tree and his rear one was also about 2 inches from another tree. The jackoff is probably still trying to get it out.

[@shejean]

LEX37 🤣😂👍🏻 This had to be in the 60’s, right? Anyone know what the round sticker on the windshield of the first car read???

[@iahelcathartesaura3887]

That is EPIC! X-D

[@BigLuke1980]

A church friend of mine went to park, and the car in the next slot was over the line. He went ahead and parked right in the middle of the lines, and as he got out the owner of the other car came back. He said to my fiend, were did you learn to park? My friend replied what's the problem I'm in the middle of the lines. He then said have a nice day and walked off.

[@powerman1993tk]

That last one had me cracking up he just jumped in and took off lol.

[@mrbigg151]

I LOVED how he let the last one suffer, LMAO

[@ft7397]

the best one

[@kjdee2550]

I had a jackass park that close when I was perfectly in my stall at my ob-gyn when I was 8 months pregnant to boot, and had to climb into the passenger side and over my gear shift and everything too, big belly and all. Never been so pissed in my life. If I had parked like this cow did, I could understand it, but my parking job was perfect. Their car, not as good shape... it had some new scratches when I left...

[@Jason2Delta]

I support these kinds of actions against idiot drivers.

[@mrbigg151]

Yall PLEASE keep the great comments comin.

[@johnmcgahern3946]

@@kjdee2550 No kidding, and in your case you're not at fault but that scenario has nothing to do with this one. SHE is the "jackass" in this one.

[@BITTYBOY121]

The woman in the Mercedes SLK 200 was pathetic. The guy in the red Toyota fixed her good a proper !! whilst his mate videoed the whole thing for a good laugh !! - If she had only parked in her OWN parking space non of this would have happened ... She's 100% at fault.

[@stevehansen1701]

One morning I was blocked in by the neighbor parking across my driveway. I called the police. Within 5 minutes the police showed up. The police tried to get the neighbor to answer their door but when that didnt work they called a towing company and 10 minutes later the car was gone. Buh-bye. When I got back home the neighbor came out and started cussing me out. Some people will not take responsibility for anything. Its never their fault.

[@uptownsfinest1598]

Happens to me everyday we have a front house up and down , back house up and down I live in the front difference is the neighbors relative is a cop so they feel they can block the driveway takes about 20 min of banging on the door and blowing the horn but as soon as you block them in guess who shows up in 5 min banging our my downstairs neighbor and my door smh can't wait to move and get a single cause its the worse

[@XTheCrystalBeastGuyX]

I have asshole neighbors that used to park in front of my mailbox day in and day out, I couldn't get my mail. Post Office was pissed but after they knew it was our neighbor's fault they told us to warn them that if they don't move they'll have their mail cut off and be fined. I tried but since they're ignorant orientals they said "We don't speak English" so I laughed as they went a full week without their mail then got their bills all at once after they finally moved. Along with fines. Don't piss off the United States Postal Service. They're still next door but since they stopped having any dogs I mock them and ask if they had to get desperate and eat them.

[@alicecooper91]

one morning i found my neighbor's car blocking half of my driveway, running, with no one around. there was plenty of parking, including in front of their house, so really no excuse for it. i waited for a couple minutes, honked a few times, but no one ever showed up. finally just had to squeeze my car out. i was so tempted to hop in their car and park it around the corner or just take the keys out and chuck them into some bushes but i was on my way to work and also afraid that i'd end up in trouble somehow. wish i had, but now i'm older and don't have many fucks left to give so if anyone ever pulls that shit again their keys are definitely disappearing.

[@stevehansen1701]

XTheCrystalBeastGuyX - I might have to try that.

[@stevehansen1701]

alicecooper91 - I've had that happen also. It amazes me how brain dead some people are.

[@Hexnilium]

The last one was perfect. I'm glad that's all he did. He got in quickly and drove away like he didn't even notice.

[@9xqspx6]

Sometimes we don't know why people parked in a shitty way. Like for that one at the end of the video: there might have been a motorcycle parked, or there might have been a bunch of shopping carts taking up part of that parking spot when the lady parked there.

[@shawndamccormick278]

5:48 nice job dude! YOU ARE A PRO! THAT'S HOW TO REPOSSESS A VEHICLE. KUDOS

[@alrees61]

I clicked on this video because of the car being blocked in by two concrete blocks!!! Where was it?

[@pulamoul]

2018 internet...

[@Newberntrains]

At Sapp brothers truck stop in council bluffs guy parked next to a truck wash building with no parking (they always park there in the evening when the wash closes so they don't mind but this was daytime )they proceeded to take 3 cement barriers with a forklift and make it so he can't move at all driver waited helpless as the police came and gave him a ticket 😂 Sign even said parking single file only after 8pm

[@garydunken7934]

Sir, you have been click baited!

[@mazdamps]

Annoyingly common.....you are tempted by a heading such as "The Best blah blah....You must see this blah blah.... The top ten blah blah blah"....but the featured one, having sat through the rest, is nowhere to be seen!!

[@ZMOA2006]

K Dunken dislike then 👎

[@rlicon1970]

That's hilarious especially the yellow bumper sticker one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Vykk_Draygo]

Vandalism isn't really funny.

[@alanharvey9094]

That last clip was priceless! Thanks!

[@mylifematters858]

I love the foreign countries where they just forklift that shit out lol !

[@flyguyry1]

You live in the foreign country

[@nikitaspratt5736]

Care hall

[@thc7865]

First Last he meant out of the us

[@Me-bw2zg]

Here in Pakistan they have it all the time 😂

[@Molly8014]

I observed a woman park her SUV in the fire lane at a grocery store. As I walked by I commented "I hope we don't have a fire in the store". She told me to mind my own business. She dropped her keys as she tried putting them in her purse and didn't notice it. I picked them up and drove by about an hour later. She was still looking for her keys. I dropped them by the dealership where she gets her car serviced 3 mo. Later. There was an I.D. Card on her key ring from the dealer. I put a note on the key ring "Merry Christmas". Don't park in fire lanes." 😂

[@tinkmarshino]

so you became part of the problem, that was very mature of you.. I hope when you grow up will will know what I mean..

[@louisvandermeer7204]

No don't grow up, if nothing gets don't about these assholes then they will only get worse. I am a pedestrian and I get so mad when everyone parks the entire pedestrian crossing full. (yes it sounds weird) Forcing pedestrians to walk in the ROAD because of your shit parking should really stop but no one does anything about it.

[@Molly8014]

tinkmarshino now that I grew up I realized that I should have used her keys to move her car out of the fire lane and then return them to her for Christmas. Had she told me to mind my own F***ing business she would have never got her keys back.

[@itsmevaley4030]

Ye I'll take things that never happened for 10 points

[@wessonb5947]

David Young stop talking shit you fool

[@katlady5000]

That last one got me. Too funny. I don't like the destruction of property but I understand the anger.

[@augusthawks6576]

That last clip was CLASSIC!

[@mikenichol4040]

the last clip....I love you. I would've said something to her for parking like that but well played.

[@kyleblackburn8776]

I'll admit this was pretty satisfying to watch although anything blocking the windshield makes the driver a danger to everyone on the road and they're definitely stupid enough not to care so I wouldn't recommend people do that. The 6:52 mark was simple, but beautiful revenge. Elegant and to the point.

[@eliseintheattic9697]

Honestly I think the sticker on the windshield is the best option. Paper sticker over windshield and driver window would cause a lot of inconvenience but no damage and you can make your point in minutes. Don't stick around for a confrontation though.

[@ewiem4351]

It's the best option to get arrested for vandalism.

[@esper6126]

I'd reckon a sledge hammer all round the car would be better

[@ewiem4351]

@@esper6126 Only a moron would do something like that.

[@billlee2458]

The stickers are done in Russia. A whole series on them on YTube. Stop ignorant people from getting run over or breaking the law driving. There's like 8-12 people and will risk their lives to fight people with guns or fist.

[@iilwy]

You can't do that in America unfortunately. That was done in Russia where it's actually legal (something to do with damages under 500 rubles)

[@kv294]

Going to have to say something about the people double parking. Some of them are just jerks. But. I was recently in a full car park near a doctor's office. Someone was double parked, which pissed me off. As I was touring the car park hoping someone would leave so I could find a space (no parking on the street), and being pissed off about the car using two spaces, I saw a person in a wheelchair going towards the car that was using two spaces. I watched, and they had JUST enough room to be able to manuever the chair, open the door, get themselves in, and pull the chair into the back seat . I then had a look around and discovered there was only one handicapped parking spot in the entire car park, and there was literally no other way that person could have parked and been able to get in and out of their car. So I'm a lot slower to judge now.

[@VestigialHead]

+ karen vicencio Yep that is what a disabled sticker is for. If you see someone badly parked check for the sticker straight away. If it is there then give them the benefit of the doubt. If no sticker then treat them like they deserve.

[@lindaleelaw5277]

Domino theory. whwn the first 9ne falls.... clack,clack, clack.

[@markwaring3638]

Yeah, to me its also a lot about placement. If the lot isn't full, and you park far away from the building... take two spaces. You made your effort to not overly inconvinence others, didn't take up multiple close spots. Sometimes you can take more than one spot without being a dick about it.

[@romantic_hippie]

That's a very rare circumstance though....

[@TaintedMojo]

Congrats, you found the 1 in 5 million exception.

[@HighOnLife1985]

5:43 SKILL LEVEL 10! At least he was careful about it. Nice job =)

[@jimnorthland2903]

In Kodiak, Alaska many years ago I watched a guy park his pickup right in front of a four foot by eight foot "No Parking" sign in an industrial zone. As soon as he walked across the street to a bar, a diesel forklift roared around the corner, scooped up his pickup & dumped it over the seawall onto the beach.

[@SKBKER]

Beautiful !!!

[@JCDenton2012Modder]

Jesus thanks you for doing the lords work. ;)

[@heartofjustice6041]

thats amazing a true patriot

[@vima8680]

Good!!

[@FutureReverberations]

I'm willing to bet that guy got a new car and the driver of the forklift got a criminal conviction.

[@adidragomir7469]

8:36 - it's not easy to park a car when you are more used to the size of a broom😁

[@battlebear437]

Adi Dragomir oh, lol! Yeah...I don’t know why she didn’t park closer to the “cart corral” and leave more room on the driver’s side...that’s what I do.

[@PavelKahun]

I suppose she just came from quiddich practise. 😂

[@electroesferagrisdog1010]

Absolutely fucking right

[@MercyGraceLove]

That's exactly what I do but then people think they can park closer to my car. Someone recently hit my car by backing out next to me and I was parked extremely close to the cart corral! HOW does that happen???

[@ahmedal-baghdadi9382]

ههههههه احلاا مقطع الاخير..ع راسي والله كل من يحترم القانون ويحترم مقام الاخرين..😊😊

[@soulesslemming]

I keep dish soap in my glovebox, spell out a short message than when they try to use their wipers to clear it off it suds up like crazy.

[@osioda]

Olive oil is good as well lol

[@mskenyamerican]

😂😂😂

[@elvara872]

I use honey myself it's even worse...

[@SpectreEelman]

i carry 12 inch zip ties and a pair of cutters in my truck.. I've zip tied a few shopping carts to crappy parked cars, either to the door handle or onto the side mirrors...

[@tdannerth]

Andrew_koala Who are you...? Fucking Yoda?

[@jasonjackson5696]

I noticed a perfectly healthy plumber w/o a handicap placard park in a handicap spot in front of Starbucks to get a coffee. He came out, ran into a friend of his & stayed in his van & chatted with his friend for 15 minutes or so. Meanwhile .... up comes a group of 4 motorcycle cops who come to this same Starbucks quite often for break time - I happen to know them all because we all been coming at the same time here for years. I said to the one cop - you might check the plate from that van .... and he did. The plumber got a $350 ticket - that was some damn expensive coffee! I have zero sympathy because my mom & her best friend, a paraplegic, originally got that law on the books & developed the blue painted signs & lane striping in our state way back in the 70’s.

[@dotshirogi]

You gotta remember that just because someone looks healthy, doesn't mean they are. In this case, looks like you were right, but be careful on judging people.

[@gunit2118]

@Jason Jackson Yeah sure pal

[@jasonjackson5696]

G Unit - I’ll bet you believed Christine Ford ....

[@jasonjackson5696]

Alexis V - I always look for the plate or placards before judging. I see people all of the time that use someone else’s placard because they are too damn lazy to walk a few extra steps.

[@equarg]

Jason Jackson Way to go. You are awesome! I for one, respect that blue logo and NEVER park over it!

[@michaeldonaldson7037]

Thank you for all the horizontal recording. :-) I wish more people with cellphones would record that way. Vertical video recording totally sucks!

[@DylanTaylor]

way to get the old lady in the merc LOL

[@montselech]

I hate assholes who park like that as much as the next person but vandalizing their car in my opinion is worse that parking badly.

[@VestigialHead]

+ Montserrat Elechiguerra Chávez Where was the vandalisation in this video?

[@montselech]

@@VestigialHead in the very beginning at least. Damaging private property is a form of vandalism. So all the vids vids putting stickers or anything on the properties of others is wrong. The guy who moved the white car with the truck was also committing a crime (at least in my country) he was taking private property without permission (from the owner or the state) what you do there is called for a service and THEY move the car.

[@joewoodchuck3824]

It's hard to feel sorry for the people who suffer the consequences of parking in space beyond the dividing line meant to keep them separated. I especially liked the last one with the black car who stood there and looked at it for a long time before convincing herself it wasn't going to change on it's own. I loved it when the correctly parked red car driver took off just at the right moment. :-)

[@genokemp2433]

3:35 ,dozy cow probably came back from shopping and thought ''wow i parked the car good'' 😏Talking of dozy cows 10:13 🤣

[@toonybrain]

That slug of a woman with the hat was actually annoyed with the driver of the red car next to her - the red car centered within its designated parking space - the space that she and her car invaded. She even had the temerity to complain to passers by! There’s no end to the lengths to which human beings will go to blame others.

[@1972Sylvester]

I am the same kind of SOB. I will park like the red car.

[@chookvalve]

Ooo temerity!!!

[@lasvegasloner4621]

@Heyward Shepherd ...then she needs to get help to park correctly. It will al happen to us some day, being too old to do it right (which didn't seem like the case there), and when I'm to old to do it right, I won't blame others for my parking wrong. I also won't blame others for being irritated with me for bad parking. Back to the situation above and the rest of the idiots that selfishly park without foresight or empathy-- the point is that the parking lot MAY become near full. Yes, within the time she shopped. The bottom line is she does not know if it's going to be full or not, if somebody ELSE is old and to the store and needs that spot, and can't park right because she already did a shitty job. But go ahead and defend people that simply do what they want and don't worry about the rest of what might happen afterwards and who they are bothering. Go ahead and ignore the hypothetical, blindly defend the people that do these stupid things that obviously cause trouble for others. This new age idiocy of never blaming anyone for what they do to put others out has not helped the world at all. I've seen an INCREASE in those who are not elderly or having trouble, NOT just in an emergency, but just plain selfish as hell and then angry when somebody calls them on it. It's in so many examples now... two or more people walking in an enormous hall side-by-side, you alone walking the other way giving them several feet on either side and yet they still drift towards you before you pass, making you adjust your direction to not bump into them. The whole time you had a reason for your direction and they were just yapping and not paying attention. Or when others are driving on a boulevard and suddenly put on the brakes to simply look at another street or shopping area, change their mind and keep going-- meanwhile you had to brake hard because it was such a mindless and abrupt move without you even tailgating, that others behind you now all have to brake and causes others further back to be late for the next light, or even get in an accident. All because they wanted to pause and think on the road at their whim for shopping. Or the one driving towards you, no signal on, looking like they're driving past and then turn at the last minute at your street. Then other cars are coming just in time so you have to wait another cycle of traffic lights, just because that mindless selfish animal didn't use their signal. This is INCREASING, numb nuts. When will it be too much? Of course nobody wants to think of that, they just don't want "anything negative" to think about, including somebody teaching another a lesson they sorely need. Don't like the punishment? Start remembering others exist. That's not asking much.

[@nataschavisser573]

Can't she just get in at the passenger side?

[@snappycruise]

Doing this to a grandma. Awww how courageous. Men are really castrated by women. Doing this to another man he would have piss his pants!

[@ClassicRockJWM]

That sticker on the windshield idea is genius lol

[@McLOVIN_456]

The last one is the best!

[@rumanda36]

whenever I see someone on the line, my first thought is who stated it.It's not always the one you see.

[@frankrizzo8175]

Doesn't matter who stated it. If you can't park correctly because of someone else, don't be a moron as well. I only park in my spot wether they are over or not. They want to park close to other cars so I help them out with that and park close to them. If I can't fit, I simply do not park there, wait, or park far away.

[@rumanda36]

that's cute Frank, apparently you've never parked in a full lot in the middle of winter.

[@sysphotography]

That last one was epic lol

[@mickberry9991]

I get pissed by the Pukes that have to take up 4 parking spots because they think their car is the most expensive one in the lot.

[@cr0aks]

I don't care - as long as they're parked far enough away that they're not taking up those desirable parking spaces.

[@VivaLechonk]

Years ago it was acceptable if you were as far away as possible to take up 4 spots for a vehicle. Someone's a dick if they do it too close to the store, but last row is no problem to me.

[@hwingerrr5680]

The bike in the video seemed to take exception to the car taking two spots. Except he needs to hang around waiting if only using a bike for door blocking purposes.

[@Primalxbeast]

H Wingerrr Yeah, that bike was definitely going to get kicked over if he just left it there.

[@YodasWs]

But if there are more parking spaces than the store would ever actually be able to fill, and the car's further back leaving lots of closer options open to others (at least at the time they park), then they're not doing any harm. I've done this myself with my little compact car as commentary on the wastefulness of over-sized parking lots.

[@user-ni9zb1rv4i]

I had been waiting for a spot for 10 minutes on a student driver to move only to have a mustang whip in last second. I told the dude about it and, he said drive something faster. Company f450 towed him to the last parking spot available while a witness held my parking spot. We finished our shopping around the same time he freaked looking for his car. I drove by as he found it in the back shouting (drive something heavier)

[@zachg427]

I apologize for fellow mustang drivers

[@k.chriscaldwell4141]

I never confront such asses. My keys just later have a discussion with their car's paint job. A DEEP discussion.

[@peunn3407]

“Drive something heavier “ and “a deep Discussion” what a world😹🙌🏾

[@joeya6795]

Getting all worked up over extremely trial things such as a parking spot is reserved for poor people, all the time.

[@cmagee14]

The scarecrow lookin lady is hilarious😂😂😂

[@PavelKahun]

I am living in Germany for about a year now, and about 2 months ago I had a run in with 2 ladies. It was insanely hot day, the sun was just baking us all. I am going to a shopping mall and I am looking for a spot in a shade. There were only few but taken. Until I spot 2 cars parked over the line of the spot between them. In shade!! But since I have a small car (Honda Jazz and I am professional driver) I was able to park between them and get out barely (I am fit guy in late 20s), but safely. I blocked both driver side of both cars. I come bacl after shopping for about 30 minutes and there are 2 women standing. Both pissed at me. When I pointed out that they are ones in the wrong, because they are both over the lanes, they accused me that I think only for my well being,because there were 100+ free parking spaces. I responded that I have no interests in burning my palms, buttocks and thighs (it was that hot, got into car 25 minutes before that and burned my self), and they should have parked well with considerations for others, I got again accused of being selfish and this time even an antisocial (it is big insult here, also given me clearly not being German, it is close to racial slur). I then demanded an apology for the wrong parking and calling me like that. When they refused, I have put my groceries in my trunk, said "Ok, I am an Antisocial, and you ladies are shit drivers. And as antisocial I am going for an icecream." And I had lemon and mango scooped ice-cream, while watching them getting into the drivers position from the other side.

[@San-uu7qc]

Typically Germans! Nür ich ich ich

[@mgecko2959]

Pavel 20+ year old professional driver in Honda Jazz on German roads. Must hurt your ego. Germans are some of best and most considerate drivers in the world, there is no way you will be standing longer than 15 seconds on the side road trying to join traffic on main road, people will let you in instantly. Also Germans take incredible care of their cars, average German will spend on average 120 thousands Euros in their life just on cleaning their car, they don't smash their doors into your car on the parking and they expect you to do the same thing. Now you being guest in that country means that you should try even more to follow that social protocol but for some reason you think you are a "guest" so you can do whatever you want. Maybe when them ladies were parking there was no shadow in that spot? Maybe they simply parked like this because there were as you mentioned 100 empty spots and that particular parking is never busy? Maybe they parked there several hours prior to you where it was busy and they were forced to park this way because of other inconsiderate driver? Or maybe someone took their handicap spot and they had to park in regular spot but leave themselves more space to come out of the car because of their disability? It will never stop surprising me how people rant about parking in two spots even if there are hundreds of free spaces around. And last but not least what would you do if there was no spaces in the shadow? Protest the sun and stop driving? As professional driver you should know the tricks which would prevent your car from heating up to extreme and that cloth seat in Honda Jazz must be burning holes in your skin.

[@Dannysubliminal]

Germans are terrible parkers, they are known for it. I live on the border between Austria and Germany (Austrians are just as bad), and I ordered stickers from amazon that say Shit parking in German, I've gone through hundreds of these things. I'm on a mission to teach these wankers how to park. It takes two seconds to check and look. My car has been damaged 3 times in parking garages here.

[@San-uu7qc]

@@Dannysubliminal 👍👍👍👍👍👍 I get it! I'm a truckdriver and see it all over Germany and outside 🤣🤣🤣

[@fyiaustralia9686]

There is no such thing as a "professional" driver. You might be a "skilled" driver, but you don't have a university degree. Leave the title "professional" to those who put in the hard work to be smarter than most.

[@luxomni]

They deserve it! And that last lady, the Mercedes driver, still doesn't understand that SHE was the one parked wrong.

[@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep]

Just another dumb bitch. What's new. You can tell lights are on and nobody is home, it took her forever to figure out to go through the passengers side.

[@lancer1993]

Last one was the best, hate people like this, usually in expensive rides and parking where they like without caring for anyone else.

[@nyakwarObat]

@@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep which is why she shouldn't be driving. She's a certain age and starting to loose her bearings

[@17industries42]

ok so when you get a very nice car, and you park it in a way so it doesn't get scratched in a parking lot, im going to tow it off by myself without your permission, screw up lots of things mechanical. tell me how that sounds to you.

[@nyakwarObat]

@@17industries42 aaah you must be one of those who like to park where you shouldn't considering you defending this..

[@globetrotter5800]

This should be titled "Who taught you how to park?" Thanks for this!

[@shawbros]

0:31 People that park like this are begging for their car to be keyed.

[@JohnPepp]

Motorcyclist isn't too smart, for if that was my car I would just dump the bike.

[@petebingham1334]

Someone dumps my bike and it's going to get ugly quick and I don't plan on losing

[@shawbros]

@@petebingham1334 But that would mean you would have to stay within view of your parked bike at all times, which could completely stop you from doing what you originally intended to do there.

[@Cowcharge]

@@petebingham1334 LOL.

[@jb6425]

John Pepp totally, idk why a bike would be any more impervious to the flying car-door that all other vehicles face.. must be a pos 🤗

[@missstarbuck]

haha that last one was so awesome :D. I laughed so much

[@williefufu2985]

Back in 1989, I had a brand new Nissan Maxima, I parked in two spaces in an upscale area and came back to my car to find a note that said, its only a Car, nothing more, just Its only a Car, that was a lesson for me. Now, I'm ashamed of how I was about that car that's now in a junkyard somewhere, I sometimes laugh at how I was about that Car.

[@killer2252]

Willie Fufu Yea unfortunately some people think of there car much more importantly because they can buy one every next year.

[@tomfixit1969]

and no one needded to make a video of being childish for you to learn from it. Good for you and the note poster. 2 thunbs up for maturity. Yet I watched the video myself, shame on me,lol

[@SweetyR1]

@@killer2252 There is people who love cars, like me, there is nothing unfortunate about that. But I still don't understand taking two spots at busy parking lot. On empty one, then yea why not. But some people don't want any scratches ln their car and you should respect other peoples cars and stuff.

[@fainitesbarley2245]

Yep. Lump of mobile coloured tin. I always buy used ones with high mileage. Very cheap and I don’t care what happens to them.

[@fyregus]

I love it when older adults somehow lack common sense throughout their entire lives gaining all this wisdom. If someone blocked off my driver door but my passenger door has all this room... Then ima just get in that way and hop into the drivers seat. Also i drive a huge dually which barely fits within the lines

[@SHELDONJL]

Older adults... I usually see some punk ass kid who thinks they own the lot park over the line, across multiple spaces or in the handicap spot because it is misting and they don't want to get damp. and when questioned about it they go ballistic... I have a full sized PU that I back in and can put it precisely between the lines every time. and the side bar really dents the door of the fool who throws open their drivers door into it...

[@jandaletto]

I love the stickers idea and the last video is hilarious.

[@hotroddaddy-et4xg]

it's a park in russia that people have been driving through for years.. even a gps tells people to go that way. some idiot university students thought it would be a good idea,it got them beat up and arrested..

[@luisnerv]

Hahaha!! The last one 😂😂😂

[@cyrusghamghami1801]

luisnerv

[@i.p.freely2501]

Peter Holland ... I agree. See my comment also.

[@snailwrestler1997]

ashley michalec My thoughts exactly.

[@genkatqltr737]

I wonder if anyone taking revenge got in trouble with the police? Why not report to the store's manager that the fire lane was blocked and give the license plate number? He/she could make an announcement to move it or it would soon be towed. Heard this many times in stores I've been in, and the car soon got moved. You could also report it to the fire department or police. All legal!

[@bmwe3945]

Usually people who get revenged on for bad parking don't go to the police, they'll have to admit that they did something wrong in the first place. So if they report it, they'll usually get shrugged of with something like "you parked incorrectly, you get those things from that" or they'll even get a ticket because they admitted to a crime

[@Bezoo-xg5gb]

The last video was priceless 🚘🤣🚘🤣👵🏻🚘👵🏻🤣🚘👵🏻🤣🚘👵🏻🤣🤣🤣🚘👵🏻🚘👵🏻🚘!

[@75egcg]

I’m honestly glad to see a lot of comments on here about the sociopaths pulling the pranks are in the wrong. It makes me feel good that we don’t idolize assholes like it appears on the surface. The other half of commenters are rooting for the evil ones constantly. The devils people always come out on top for some reason.

[@VestigialHead]

+ 75egcg "evil ones" Are you for real? Do not use the word evil to describe people. Evil is a purely religious word and only makes sense to describe imaginary devils and demons. People are not evil. They may be psychopathic, negative and downright insane - but they cannot be evil. For anything in the real world to be evil it would mean there would need to be a God. Also the people getting revenge in these videos are doing a public service and not in the wrong at all.

[@75egcg]

Kutulue its an expression, and doing childish things are not right. Holding spite toward one another is always unhealthy. These same people would not tolerate similar action taken against them, as they shouldn’t. Being respectful doesn’t lead to a bad world.

[@VestigialHead]

@@75egcg Yes it is a mistaken and incorrect expression. One that encourages religion. So it is a word I always call people out on because we need to be pushing towards no religions - not more. Also how is teaching someone a lesson a childish thing? This is not about spite - it is about teaching the person that their actions are not acceptable.

[@75egcg]

Kutulue people shouldn’t be punished for a mistake. It isn’t fair. And what gives others the authority to destroy somebody’s vehicle who parked kinda crooked? It just irks me bc one cant know someone else’s circumstances. Could be an old grandma, or somebody in a hurry for dire reasons. I, myself, am a combat veteran with both a spinal chord injury and a prosthetic leg. I can stand, walk, drive (albeit inhibited on the walking) and find it easy to park in a way to give myself enough room to get out and stand up. (Sometimes handicap parking is taken up, and I’m able bodied enough to deal with commonly-abled people parking) I find my car tagged a lot bc people think they are funny by “teaching me a lesson.” I understand the frustration, but I need to go to the grocery store too. It just baffles me bc they must’ve seen the handicap placard or at least the big campaign metal on my license plate that reads “U.S Veteran” and still decide to be pricks. I’ve had someone park like an idiot next to me and I just don’t have the Heart to do that to someone’s belongings. All that does it create an enemy you never had before.

[@artieschwartz2446]

@@75egcg Don't block other people. Having handicap doesn't give you the right to just park anywhere especially if it prevents someone from getting out. Suppose a person had to get home for an emergency or to work? No one has the right to keep an innocent parker prisoner until you feel like going to your car. Besides get a hang tag and park in the handicap space

[@frankgunold268]

1:05 What does property damage have to do with revenge?

[@ricstick3541]

If you damage someone else property you are responsible for fixing it. Even if it's revenge

[@borivojetravica569]

2:13... What if that woman or man brings children with them... What killing children does have with revenge...even not in trafic can be killed oathers peoples and children... Fucking idiots like idiot who park like that.

[@welsner]

That's why I carry nylon zip ties in my truck. I'll zip tie a grocery cart to your door. The best part is when they don't realize I got their passenger door too! When they don't see it and drive off with it still attached, it really validates my hard work!

[@typex4928]

you'll find you have less 'copyright issues' if you steal less videos.

[@thecommonfool2110]

Hehe

[@stevehauk]

*you have to be careful because it could be the person who left before them's fault.*

[@retrospectors6595]

Yeah! That was a plotline on Curb Your Enthusiasm

[@النفوسالقويهلاتعرفاليأس-د1ض]

Thanks for sharing some people are very bad for parking they most learn how to park well.

[@elizdonovan5650]

Click bait. No car hemmed in by large blocks of concrete. 👎👎👎 ☘️🌝🌲

[@birdbrainsolutions6112]

Not the one in the thumbnail, but enjoy! kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5qwkKOVmbGFoZo

[@patb5266]

Lol yeah but the video made up for that, love to see the blocks though!

[@loveashlyn320]

@@patb5266 a good video never makes up for clickbaiting. Fuck macan.

[@mahuk.]

Thumb down for clickbait.

[@Bandicoot803]

Agreed!

[@samuel-xz8ry]

Big boy

[@kevinmeyers7821]

The last clip on the video was totally priceless, she had her hands on her hips like "couldn't they see I was parked here?"

[@macshatchetman13]

If somebody dragged my corvette like that, I would put 10 rounds through their engine block without thinking twice. What kind of idiots think it's OK to possibly shred a $30k transmission because of bad parking? That's what the cops and a proper towtruck are for. See around 2:30 for what I'm talking about.

[@VestigialHead]

+ Michael Caligiuri I have no problem at all with someone damaging the car of a lowlife who has no respect for others. They might have blocked someone in who has to do surgery that day or fly a plane with 300 passengers. People cannot be allowed to think only their time is valuable so who cares what effect I have on others. By the way I highly doubt that dragging a car 10 metres would do any harm at all to a transmission.

[@macshatchetman13]

@@VestigialHead You are making the assumption that the person driving the car wasn't theoretically justified for any of the same reasons that you just listed. There is no context around that story. This society is plagued by people that see something nicer than what they have, so they jump to conclusions and act recklessly. As an owner of high end sports cars, I experience it every day I take one of them onto the roads. The ADULT solution, assuming that they couldn't make contact with the driver, is to call the police. Cops are happy to dole out justice - that's their job - but they would do it in a responsible manner by calling a tow truck rather than behaving like a dumb hillbilly with a temper or trying to show off to his buddies.

[@cesarmercado8536]

Probably corvette was waiting for the cars to move didn't you see the ferrari audi and the others to the left of the screen and a old rover parked where the cars were

[@Joey_Star_]

$10 says this guy wanted to flex a corvette that he possibly doesn't have

[@macshatchetman13]

@@Joey_Star_ me? I have a corvette but only an old one. 1980. That's not what I was referring to by high end cars. I wasn't "flexing" about it (although I'll never understand why expressing pride in something that you worked hard for is now shunned... I blame on the no scores in little league, everybody is a winner bullshit that plagues this society... I have better shit than you but maybe you have other shit better than mine... I would say, cool dude, show me what you're proud of, not make a comment about flexing like a little boy). Anyhow, I digress. Yes, the cars that we drive are well known where we're from. I didn't name them and try to shame anybody. I simply said that a person shouldn't be a fucktard and damage another person's property. We're all just people, man. Sometimes folks make a mistake or are having a bad day. Dude in the truck didn't know any of that context.

[@mr.boomguy]

Feels good to get revenge, when doing it the right way. Now... time to get revenge over that clickbaity thumpnail 😏

[@___David___Savian]

That last one with the old lady was worth me buying my computer just to watch that. I shit my pants LITERALLY laughing !!!!!!!!

[@elizabethc8037]

Yeah the last one I would have just sat in the car while she became more furious of her own mistake. P.s. I'm a woman who can't understand other women's issues with driving, parking & road safety. DO YOU EVEN HAVE A BRAIN???

[@keyserzose]

func arts.5 And god forbid they have to...REVERSE! that's something I'm baffled with, a lot of woman's inability to fucking reverse their car, whats so hard about it? and how the fuck did they pass the exam? you usually are prompted to do a course in reverse and parking.

[@killuazoldyck169]

keyserzose ur brainless, have you tried being a women? limited bitch die along with 90% of humans

[@keyserzose]

killua zoldyck Trolling gone wrong?

[@maggielantz1385]

It's really not that hard to drive well. I don't understand how women can drive so horrribly, it makes me and all other women look bad and I just don't get it

[@nyakwarObat]

@@killuazoldyck169 😆😆😆someone hit your nerve😆😆😆you have obviously been misbehaving like this lot on the vid

[@TheAphrodita]

I love he made her climb over lmao

[@killuazoldyck169]

aphrodita yeah very funny, lets make an old lady climb over cuz she missed park, she must be skillful driver or we will make fun of her and her weakness, can you go to ur parents and stab them for me plz, they raised u didnt they?

[@killuazoldyck169]

put ur self in her position ur garbage brain less human, she must be tired of all of the trash in this earth like you, ur parents, 90% of the commenters, and those who made the video

[@imafarmer6353]

Damaging someone’s property is worse. The stickers are an awesome idea

[@corvettestingray5380]

For the guy in the truck pulling the corvette, SHOT ON SIGHT

[@shawbros]

For all you know, the guy in the truck could have a gun too. Do you want to risk getting shot for parking like an asshole?

[@boblalonde5164]

I love it when people who think their shit don't stink take the right to use 2 parking spaces because they own a special automobile and someone teaches them a lesson. Someone many years ago told me he keeps a couple of small jars of puree of sardines mixed in vegetable oil (one jar per car) aged in the sun with cover off for a few days, puts the cover back on and only opens it when the time comes. He then proceeds to pour it at the base of the windshield into the cowl which then enters the duct for the ac and heater air leaving a fresh new smell in the car lasting more than 30 days as a reminder for being stupid.

[@josephgalarneau7177]

I used to use essence of skunk in the same way, then rub a little on the rubber by the drivers window.

[@robertimler8283]

It's because ass clowns doesn't have respect for others property

[@bradtheperson4045]

YESSS haha that last one was fkn Brilliant!!

[@kimirio66]

The last video...Funny how she stands with her hands on her hips and complaining to passerby's...They obviously point out how she parked her car, as they walk on by...some people are so fricken stupid...I loved the trucks and fork hoist moving the cars...BRILLIANT!

[@robertcolfack26]

The last one was funny as hell does the idiot know why they paint the lines ??? As if she thinks it's the other drivers fault....

[@BayerGregory]

+ I feel like the convo She had with that old dude would have been look I've been parked in and I hope he said yeah your an idiot, you parked across the line!!

[@battlebear437]

Gregory Bayer and it appears she’s parked next to the “cart corral” like she couldn’t park any closer to it? That’s what I do. Try to get as close to the corral as possible so it leaves more room for other vehicles...

[@kayakchrispy]

Her hands on her hips says she knows it's someone else's fault ... not hers

[@nathandrums0]

+kayakchrispy look at where her left rear tire is lol, it's definitely her fault.

[@cogidubnus1953]

IMHO she's deliberately parked as far as she can get from the cart coral, so as not to risk a scratch on her nice shiny car...the fact she's blocking the next space is, in her tiny selfish mind, irrelevant...she's one of the entitled...she can do as she pleases and screw anybody else. Other explanations - she's got bad vision, or is getting old and batty...well then she shouldn't be driving at all...

[@codymoncrief8478]

These are way better than road rage videos

[@TechBuRn1337]

clickbait, and chipmunk dubstep. Pure cancer.

[@goprodog4304]

Yeah, lack of skills or morals. But what if those parking crossing the line, had to because the car next to them also did? That car already left and this is the aftermath?

[@JackVermicelli]

The choice is still to park like a dick or to go elsewhere. No one can make you park somewhere.

[@ArmandoClaudio]

Nope

[@goprodog4304]

@@JackVermicelli Fair enough. But then if they are dicks, to park like them makes you one too, right? I mean, fight fire with fire?

[@goprodog4304]

@@ArmandoClaudio Yeah.

[@goprodog4304]

@@JackVermicelli And that's exactly what I meant...? Being a dick does not help. In fact, "it sucks". Sorry, English is not my native.

[@moragphin9288]

What's with the old guy...does he think he can move the car by looking at it....lol...These are so funny!

[@ganeshrvgk]

I have bunch of idiots in my office who parks like this in my office space !!!

[@engineersautomotiveservice]

Deflate their tyres :D

BBHHHAAAAA THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[@bengtbedoire6514]

Chica 411 q

[@MrSultanissa]

u need help

[@fankpop3892]

They have no right to do any of that even if the driver doesn't know how to park!!

[@joelombrdo]

It's not that they don't know how to park, it's that they only think about themself and don't give a darn about anybody else. Kharma's a bitch.

[@fankpop3892]

That's vandalism and you shouldn't do that just cause they deserved it!!!! people these days only think about revenge.....

[@aplicqu8761]

The car CRANE!!! worth the entire video!

[@pillettadoinswartsh4974]

8:20: Dumb enough to park that way. Too dumb to figure out it's all her fault. Then...................poetic justice.

[@elite9813]

OOOOR you can just ask an officer to give them a parking ticket and not take the situation into your own hands because it just makes everything worse.

[@peterf.229]

oh I was on the phone to the sheriff about the neighbor that parked his shit lowerider on my driveway, ironically it aws a Dodge Neon, and guess what? he drove off and tore the shit outta the shitty effects panels on the bottom of his car. No sympathy at all from me, don't park on my driveway, when you have your own.

[@nosuchthing8]

Nah

[@ericmiller5915]

@@peterf.229 if there is a "next time it is here on my driveway... it won't be... the next time you want to drive"

[@mattsadventureswithart5764]

Depends on whether you live somewhere that laws allow for such a thing.

[@Lunas2525]

Some of this revenge is illegal in a lot of locations. and i must confess i am a victim of someone parking too close to my car when i was parked in the space properly my tires were all inside the space on both sides they gave me 4 inches i had to get in from the other side i put a sizeable dent in the new truck door before i left.

[@piyushjaininventor]

Click bait

[@trellend]

Stop that crap music, holy crap.

[@frankvolz7021]

i loved the last one, i hate people who cant park correctly. perfect !

[@MrMenefrego1]

And THAT entertains you?

[@Blackridge.]

Yes. Yes it does

[@dustinthewind7767]

Yes

[@privatesector0422]

Hey thanks for the clickbait again!!! Why can't you just be honest? why do you have to mislead us and lie to us? UNSUBSCRIBED!!!!

[@nancydemoss608]

The last one in the grocery parking lot was the best. CLASSIC!!

[@ballybunion9]

Clickbait! No subscription for you!!

[@thunderbolt3331]

ballybunion9 or even a like 😁😁😁😁

[@Normal1855]

I can see allot of people going to jail for theft and vandalism

[@borivojetravica569]

2:13... What if that woman or man brings children with them... What killing children does have with revenge...even not in trafic can be killed oathers peoples and children... Fucking idiots like idiot who park like that. Damage fuel line break line auspuh line

[@michaelrush956]

I might start doing this myself. What fun!

[@TheOriginalBlue62]

sticky notes and sidewalk chalk, give them their own special space.