100% DEATH RATE Roller Coaster - Park Beyond Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

[@thespiffingbrit]

*Welcome to a ONCE IN A LIFETIME Roller Coaster!* IT IS SAFE FOR ALL THE FAMILY I PROMISE!! If you want to build your own SAFE roller coaster you can check out the game here: yrstru.ly/PB-Spiff

[@doggy101]

ok

[@minecraftpro2074]

QUICK Nobody tell the Spiffing Brit about our need for Oxygen

[@juliancalero8012]

I only see one issue, the exit leads to nowhere instead of the entrance of the ride

[@kleinwolf35]

Ummmm... 18 kmh is 11 mph...

[@raxsavvage]

spiff dies when he runs outta tea, thats cannon

[@moretea512]

Experiencing this LIVE was the ultimate near-death experience. Still think the beaver should have been named "Reanu Beeves"

[@brianh7861]

Or, as Tyler Durden once said "We just had a near-life experience!"

[@chrishite6818]

Where does he go live?

[@SachikaRomanova]

The excitement every time we got to rawr at the dinosaurs, when we approached Beaver Bend, and when we went to Slough.

[@moretea512]

@@chrishite6818 It was on KZbin. Maybe about a week ago or so.

[@Voice_of_Rambol]

4:12 the commentary the plan the entrance and red brik wall entrance. 😮

[@digifreak90]

Spif: the death can't be violent Also Spif: sets passengers on fire

[@schwingedeshaehers]

They are dead by then, or?

[@Niraol]

Literally wanted to comment that rn lol

[@sagekoko69420]

That room is to dispose of evidence...

[@stormwarning6219]

Cremation isn't violence. 🔥

[@jaminweil8645]

They'd probably already be dead by that point. Lol. Also I think that that could char the corpse so it doesn't rot. Less cleanup am I right.

[@hodgepodgemania]

I know that it's going to be good when you start a roller coaster tycoon game with a presentation about the physical limits of the human body.

[@rodh1404]

Park Beyond isn't really a roller coaster tycoon game. Which is a good thing, since the coasters in Park Beyond are absolutely terrible when you look at them from a money making perspective. And the coaster's stats are only based on the hooks you build into it, so meet the requirements for whatever hooks your going for and you can do anything else you want with it. That gives you some freedom, but honestly I'm very disappointed with how Park Beyond's coasters work.

[@hodgepodgemania]

@@rodh1404 I just think it's a planet coaster ripoff

[@rodh1404]

@@hodgepodgemania It's got some original ideas that are worth developing, but the problem IMO is that it doesn't take ENOUGH ideas from PlanCo. They could at least have allowed you to assign your staff to specific working areas, for example. And while "Beyond" obviously refers to the impossification system, I'd like to think it aimed to go "beyond" what has gone before (PlanCo). But instead it's quite limited in many ways compared to PlanCo. From a tycoon game perspective in particular, I just cannot recommend Park Beyond right now because of those limitations.

[@hodgepodgemania]

@@rodh1404 Like I said, I still just see it as a Planet Coaster ripoff.

[@sinteleon]

To be fair, the physical limits are important. Granted, the trick is to keep the coaster BELOW the limits, but still.

[@Quadstronaut]

As a theme park safety inspector, I can confirm that this is indeed a safe, fun, and magnificent ride.

[@Jaxvidstar]

You would have to ride it at least once.

[@aaronh3347]

I just finished Mr. Steams Wild Ride and I can say it was totally worth the ticket price 10/10 would ride again.

[@KittyFoxKitsune]

did you try out that lovely taco crossiant at the end? its to die for!

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

ok

[@RadarLeon]

The only survivor achieved by cannibalism

[@ButcherParry]

@@RadarLeon regular cannibalism = eating meat, expert cannibalism = slowly draining the life water from the other passenger's bodies for a month

[@motorhorn]

My parents met on the coaster, I was born on the coaster, and I will perish on the coaster

[@andregon4366]

You should have invited Josh from Let's game it out. He would use people as the weapon to kill people, like shooting people out of a cannon to hit the bystanders.

[@ThePapaja1996]

or rce

[@kleinwolf35]

Josh would love this😂

[@ThatThingymabob2]

He would b e great at this as he's insane too! Then again aren't we all?

[@alanlanzoni8854]

Colab PLS!

[@ItIsAHumanNumber]

I saw this video and thought: Spiff wants to make a Lets Game With Josh video.

[@AnnaRudolfChess]

Hope I could make it to that $10mil croissant some day in your wonderful theme park, Sir! Was a great time building alongside you and the Irish gang 🤗

[@Feoil_tairisceana]

This ride was so fun and safe, no authorities should question it.

[@watercannonscollaboration2281]

When they said “the ride never ends”, they really mean it

[@silverventhil8462]

the ride only stops in case of emergency. dying is not an emergency.

[@johart309]

it ends, the passengers just aren't there anymore to witness it.

[@hhfggvogtthehy6451]

The only theme park in the world with infinite tea.

[@resileaf9501]

*Steamed* tea!

[@dimasfazlur5926]

infinity

[@ElectricalExistence]

Spiff's coaster of death had more safety testing than the titan sub.

[@MagnumInnominandum]

Infinitea

[@koteghe7600]

​@@dimasfazlur5926Infinitea

[@ajlaritson5834]

I love how when you told us who would be joining you, you just showed RT’s channel logo and for cake and chess you found the highest quality photos of them possible. British charm never ceases to amaze me

[@sander7838]

I went to this themepark when I was 6, and although it was hard to do my thesis with all the beavers, I'd like to inform you guys I just left the park and gratuated at age 94. Thank you mr. Steam! 😀

[@emilythesincere]

Spiff: “god, that looks horrible. (Pause) PERFECT.”

[@Kiran-yx7ji]

The idea of being a full month into a rollercoaster just to hit a corner and be obliterated is truly quality construction.

[@limitlesscord7319]

As someone who's going to a theme park tomorrow this is kinda of worrying

[@brosephbroman7564]

Make sure you got enough money for them $10m taco croissants.

[@Poppa_Capinyoaz]

Just go in a Zorb, inconvenient and a nuisance to the rest of the patrons, but you'll be fairly unharmed if anything happens.

[@Wulfjager]

How was it

[@limitlesscord7319]

@@Wulfjager It was terrible lol, rides kept shutting and there was an absurd amount of people there, only got on 2 rollercoasters in 7 hours

[@Wulfjager]

@@limitlesscord7319 that's ridiculous, sorry to hear. Kinda why I stopped going to amusement parks. It's just a waiting in line simulator

[@pandasensei3016]

The ease of build, direct terrain deforming, absolute no limit without bugs, cannot envy anything to any other even much bigger budget game in the genre. Crazy rides remind me of the creativity in theme park ps1 Props!

[@SamBean22]

This was such a treat to experience live! Long live Lord Beaverton, his Time Lord wife Lady Beaverton, and their rad as heck skateboarding heir. Their dynasty will stand the test of time!

[@thespiffingbrit]

A reference only 3000 other people will understand without thinking you have gone mad

[@SamBean22]

@@thespiffingbrit Spiff I sat and watched that coaster for hours, I absolutely am mad now if I wasn’t before

[@Aedrion-]

What the f'ck happened on that stream?! O_o

[@Doc_89]

Not quite a "Mr. Bones wild ride" but the result is close.

[@AlfieeeJones]

Got my tea, now to watch a perfectly balanced video

[@thespiffingbrit]

Enjoy your brew

[@maxbennett5412]

@@thespiffingbrit What is Slough? Or Sl-ow? I spent a good amount of the video pretty bored over hearing you talk about something I had no understanding of.

[@ZhonyRon]

@@maxbennett5412 bro go visit UK lmao

[@ms_scribbles]

@@maxbennett5412 Think of the worst town in your area that's become a meme because of how bad it is (Bakersfield here in California...or Fresno, either one. One is the armpit of CA, the other is the a**hole.), and that's Slough for the UK. I had a good laugh about it, myself, because a streamer I watch all the time was born in Slough, and it's become a joke among his community.

[@red_again]

​@@thespiffingbritI'm sorry, but I don't like tea.

[@runrunshaw337]

Me: going back in time to stop Spiff and save all these hopeless souls Miguel: “This is a cannon event, and must be preserved”

[@Skelatox]

No, Cake's coaster was the cannon event.

[@bjornbjorn4]

Watching this in Sweden, where the biggest news story in the last week has been a rollercoaster accident where people died, sure feels rather weird!

[@linco95]

Weird coincidence right? 🤔

[@marcuswillen6781]

Tänkte exakt samma sak faktiskt riktigt lurt.

[@gogogooner]

Är väl inte direkt en världsnyhet...

[@duanefouche378]

Looking at this I think a "unalive tycoon" type of game would actually be pretty addictive. EG: You manage the afterlife, and since people effectively are now immortal the new thrill to seek out is ending themselves in exciting ways, only before respawning again. Could even add a mechanic that separates people based on pain tolerances (some enjoy pain...) or the like to better target specific wants. Or have it that you have to manage "good" people vs "bad" people and have them receive either punishment or reward appropriately.

[@Sc0ts]

Being a Member and allowed to watch the whole stream (including the extended 1st person ride section) was a great experience, I do recommend it

[@mrbrightside4u]

I want this whole ride captured in real time and first person and a stream that just loops that recording over and over again. That's how we should use our computing power!

[@lina9535]

I feel like I can really relate to the statement: "That looks horrible! Perfect!"

[@BierBart12]

An archway dedicated to Slough, as that's the point where their skin sloughs off. Brilliant

[@kraftyk4162]

I was there for this stream. He came back, said he drank his tea, then left again. Then when he finally returned the ride was over and he cranked it up to 10 pass throughs and left again. One of my favorite stream experiences

[@36Degrees-vx6wz]

Everyone: Making Horrid Death Machines Anna_Chess: What a nice theme park I've made!

[@Dat_Metall_Auge]

Anna is always the one that tires not to kill people, bless her.

[@LeCharles07]

I was watching this video over my lunch break and, at the words "taco croissant", became violently ill and got to go home for the day. Thanks Spiff! ❤

[@AnomalyINC]

I know that subtlety's not the man's strong suit, but I can't believe you didn't get my man Josh for this. Killing innocents and generally being a nuisance using theme parks is his jam!

[@Ragetiger1]

Watching this masterpiece being made on stream was so wild. Plus the extra enjoyment of a first person view of the full ride at normal speed. Least we did have the Beavertons to keep us company, their son was so entertaining with his wild rail grinding skills that I completely forgot I was dying from starvation and dehydration.

[@mikem5820]

I would comment how insane and cruel this is, but then I remembered making rooms in the sims that could only fit in ine chair and a fish tank and it had sad clown paintings on each wall. Of course there was a sim sitting in there with no way out. I have British ancestory, I guess this makes sense now.

[@Inkubun]

As a fan of Mr. Steams wild ride, I can say that this is the safest, most engaging, and fun ride I have ever been on. The taco croissant was also delicious.

[@stevenoliver7171]

Enjoying the full ride on normal speed live was the best I wanted the quick death after but needed sleep with dreams of beaver corner. All hail the beaver.

[@yrahcaznotgnittihw3762]

Gets taken to court Spiff: Your honor it was perfectly balanced🍵

[@cosmicpiggyVillain]

Spiff when this video is demonetized "What happened, I did nothing wrong!"

[@thespiffingbrit]

Can't get demonetised if it's a sponsored video ;)

[@Kakarot64.]

​@@thespiffingbrit What a juicy KZbin exploit

[@elliotloranger437]

Gray Still Plays should do a collab with the Spiffing Brit on this game to see who can create the most cursed amusement park

[@AmandaDavis6130]

Add in Josh from Let’s Game It Out for a little extra spice (though maybe less frames)

[@MadnessIncVP]

_”Alright, so we’re checkin’ out the only guy who can kill more people than I, or any other floridaman... It’s The Spiffing Brit.”_

[@MadnessIncVP]

@@AmandaDavis6130_”HeyThereIt’sJosh, WelcomeBackTo Let’s Game It Out. It finally happened, I’m collaborating with GreyStillPlays, to destroy the universe!”_

[@SiganQ]

My favorite part: 13:37 "Now we're going into the ascent section..." The image accompanying the comment made me burst out laughing :) Much love, Spiff

[@shaep9752]

Every time I’m interested in a game to play you make it perfectly balanced and I instantly lose interest in it knowing the way spiff plays will never be something I can achieve 😂😂😂

[@rolling_jones]

Gets a nice hot cup of coffee to watch the latest Spiff video. Stubs his toe on the way from the kitchen and spills it everywhere. In total pain. "Fine, tea it is!"

[@ArmundJay]

park attendee wearing a commemorative 'I Survived Mr Bones' Wild Ride' t-shirt: "..oh great heavens"

[@W4iteFlame]

Well, you can definitely say that this rollercoaster was created with a safety in mind

[@IronDino]

I remember this, it was entertainment to last a lifetime.

[@terasasakit]

Hello mate. Excellent work as always. Keep it up!!

[@thespiffingbrit]

Thanks for the visit

[@maltardraco9555]

What a perfectly safe roller coaster.

[@stalkingtiger777]

That checklist sounds like a certain sub tourism company's checklist. Spiff, are you on a certain board of directors without telling us?

[@mrbunny6203]

Ah yes, finally I can relive the best stream and moment of my life.

[@VorticalSquare4]

This park has "Little Timmy" written all over it and I'm all for it

[@TheCheeseMan123]

6:28 I must admit the Taco shop caught me off guard 😂

[@redpanda_simon]

Knowing that people got married on this ride, makes it even funnier.

[@patheticmortal373]

'Til death do us part

[@nondairyjr6282]

Sir, I've never laughed so much on watching a KZbin video in my life. Truly you are one of the best.

[@Jon-eu4pn]

spiff's livestream viewers have the patience of SAINTS

[@TheJenmarloh]

Oh my Lord and Lady Beaverton, the flashbacks! Timmy, your sacrifice will not be forgotten

[@MisterPuck]

This ride is incredibly safe and amazing! My -worst enemy- _best friend_ thoroughly enjoyed it!

[@suitedorca4290]

Just found out my car repairs are going to be over $7,000 and I've been pretty stressed since. I really needed this man. Thank you. This really cheered me up.

[@evil001987]

Last weekend there was a fatal accident on a roller coaster here in Sweden. This video hits harder.

[@hellebust]

letade efter en sånhär kommentar xD

[@adriashep]

this made me laugh so hard that i feel sick. thanks

[@SylviaRustyFae]

It just hit me! I actually did it for once; i do indeed have a nice warm cup of tea in front of me for a spiffin brit vid... By complete coincidence I usually dont drink warm tea bcuz hot drinks just dont agree with me; except when im sick and its this or soup, and i aint ever gonna take the soup; that wud be an insult to my Irish ancestors... Also its just too wet for food, as CallMeKevin has observed. Soup is just too wet.

[@thespiffingbrit]

Enjoy your warm tea!

[@canebro1]

Spiff you are every developers worst nightmare and every testers dream come true!

[@Razmusw]

After the very recent accident on a roller coaster here in sweden this is kind of eerie to watch

[@joejones3387]

Slough is back on the map man! Brilliant video - what a ride no pun intended - yes intended. Enjoyed this with my cup of tea.

[@michaelhanson5773]

This was an awesomely fun stream to watch... I really enjoyed when it was live.

[@barrycheesemore2928]

Now that looks like the safest, best roller coaster I've ever seen!!

[@zjidian2887]

*Looks at coaster* "Alright where is my tea", *sips tea* "lets do this!". My final words on this Earth.

[@thedutyfree-tdf]

This was the best live stream i have ever witnessed!

[@thesecretgames]

Ah yes. The stream where spiff grew his own tea leaves, dried them, brewed them, and left stream chat to their own devices for 2 hours. #bringbacklordbeavertonsfamily

[@bakemon56]

I might be addicted to watching spiff every second...

[@drunkenhobo8020]

Anna just building a nice theme park amongst everyone else's chaos is the most predictable event in human history.

[@Lemon_is_real]

Do you have dementia

[@Lemon_is_real]

Do you have dementia

[@Lemon_is_real]

Do you have dementia

[@Lemon_is_real]

When did I say this

[@farshnuke]

The only ride to literally - *sound of something cocking* To literally provide a once in a life time experience 10/10 every billionaire should ride it. They can actually afford the food at the end.

[@Ikirus]

That seems like a totally normal theme park I would visit

[@sebbes333]

9:03 *"WE WANT TO GET OFF MR. SPIFFS WILD RIDE!"*

[@sebbes333]

(Yes, this was my comment in the Stream, in the gap between the clips here) :D

[@VenomousSpyro]

Better than any ride at Alton Towers!

[@the_annihilator5810]

him seeing the happy alligator sounds like its the best thing thats happened to him in years

[@mobucks555]

I laughed harder than usual at this one.

[@Hal_2189]

This is a completely safe and ethical ride. I NEED it.

[@not_that_person]

I was actually really hoping to witness the deaths of those NPCs and Spiff evading discovery through the authorities in the game.

[@fishpop]

The shenanigans here remind me of Let's Game It Out.

[@Baole444]

I will go on this ride when all the tea on the world ran out 😂

[@SwedetasticGames]

You are getting closer and closer to LGIO's level of chaotic overkill and I love it.

[@jay-lu9rl]

This live was excellent, did you ever get your second cup of tea?

[@skreelthebarbarian]

It was foretold that one day Mr. Bones would make his grand return. I never thought I would live to see this day.

[@morepenguins6247]

*_The Infinite Roller Coaster never ends, but your life surely will!_*

[@Bruhsithevest]

Getting sponsored by bandai is genuinely crazy, big ups for you!

[@jonnybb]

AnnaChess just seems like a wonderful person really, from the streams I've seen....and then we have Spiff :D

[@th3rush]

While never short of a laugh this one really cracked me up. Keep up the wonderful work Spiff - more of this stupidity just make my heart happy

[@thespiffingbrit]

Glad you had as much fun watching it as I did making it!

[@atoriusv5070]

"I want to get off Mr Bones' Wild Ride." The ride never ends.

[@kempy2]

Guys this ride is definitely safe. definitely wasen't told to say this. 9/10

[@TehSmokeyMan]

Heh, if Spiff ever gets arrested we can look forward to such great videos like: "The justice system is a perfectly balanced game" and "Speedrunning my way out of prison using exploits"🤣

[@gibthegrey2214]

It would have been glorious to see letsgameitout in this, his and spiff would be a glorious chaotic combo

[@Ivy_Panda]

Ahh, time to watch a Spiff video with a nice warm cup of coffee. Delicious!

[@bronzeox]

This. This is classic Spiff. More of this please.

[@mrsquiggles1379]

"Just give it a bend and a wiggle" made me laugh way harder than necessary

[@SirDistic]

I'm one of the original, maiden-voyage, passengers of this amazing ride. It just pulled into the the station and stopped for the first time ever. I'm tired. I had to go to the bathroom over a year ago and I can't feel my legs, but damn did I have an amazing time. 10/10 would ride again. Perfectly safe as well.

[@Snickersnek]

In today's episode: Spiff re-invents *Mr Bone's Wild Ride*

[@kokkielove7304]

best part about this is that if you end up taking the rollercoaster, you best have a 3 month steady supply of food and water, if not you'll have a bunch of corpses on the coaster lmao

[@KAM_IS_COOL]

Just a pure despair in his voice when he says no no my roller coaster 14:08 also * sips Yorkshire tea*

[@MartaviusGaming]

I was just thinking when the spiff going to post and here is the post! You in my head now spiff