Parkour Pros React to "Minecraft but I survive in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION [FULL MOVIE]"

Hello! My friend ‪@lampeyre‬ and I are pro parkour players, who also play a lot of Minecraft Civilization Events, such as "1000 Players Simulate Minecraft Civilizations" by Ish13c. Since "Minecrafft but I survive in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION [FULL MOVIE]" by Evbo combines two of our favorite ways to play Minecraft, we are going to react to this amazing video and talk about the parkour in the video to determine how hard it would actually be.
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[@guzmaamzugsi4]

Fun fact: you can actually see the guy who delivered parkour fall off, you can barely see his head when he goes down after he gets the 360 tip

[@KaNukei]

@@guzmaamzugsi4 that’s really funny

[@AnakinFury]

I noticed him falling actually and was surprised they followed through on that later

[@explosive_nuclear_catz]

@@KaNukei Yeah it is, saw it on my second watch, very funny indeed.

[@elementorplayz]

38:42

[@Maccaroney]

Omfg i didn't know this. That's hilarious. Evbo is protecting our immersion!

[@NotBlazerMC]

Why does bro sound like nerfed Technoblade 😭

[@x_god8765]

Lol fr😂😂

[@muffinjuiceexe]

he is tecnoblade never dies

[@AshyFeller]

Fr

[@saiyanpride5678]

Technoblade will always be the goat! ✊😭

[@KaNukei]

Wdym NERFED?!?!

[@BlueyTheCube]

they may have high ranks on different servers but can they do the one block vertical jump for the beef

[@KaNukei]

@@BlueyTheCube check my shorts page lol

[@Cultured_Individual]

I came here expecting a lot of comments and nitpicking, but what I got is just two dudes enjoying the show 😂 I'm glad that you guys are invested in the show as well

[@KaNukei]

I mean at the end of the day it’s just a KZbin video for education, no sense in being too harsh on it. Plus the editing and story kept us invested

[@Cultured_Individual]

@@KaNukei agreed, everything is to build up a story for anyone to enjoy

[@DracoDragon-135]

Chain boots… foreshadowing for the second season

[@KaNukei]

Ohhhhh

[@DracoDragon-135]

btw I started watching the series somewhere in the middle of s1. And I can confirm the cliff hangers are evil.

[@Garry_thefish]

​@@DracoDragon-135ayo one of the ogs (to the series), and yes, the cliffhangers were crazy

[@NickSpets]

​@@DracoDragon-135Been a long time since I found an og...I started watching from the first episode and I always hated cliffhangers

[@SamarGeoEdits]

@@Garry_thefishI’ve been watching Evbo before Parkour Civilization Started, so I watched the first Parkour Civilization episode when it released

[@vincentsolus9227]

02:11:00 Evbo made an video recently taling about stuff in "parkour civ" and said the first think he got as concept was the carpet map that was show on the master level in the hidden room, so yeah, he planned more than one episode from the start

[@KaNukei]

@@vincentsolus9227 huh, props to him for the foresight

[@DracoDragon-135]

I can confirm that the cliff hangers were evil, and Evbo came up with it as he went along.

[@KaNukei]

@@DracoDragon-135 yeah that’s how it felt lol

[@Brenden_is]

Why did Parkour Civilization only blow up months after it finished? I thought it was all over. 😭

[@KaNukei]

Who knows man

[@protege6383]

Well people like the foreshadowing and story and foreshadowing doesn’t work out if you don’t have more and are on a cliffhanger where you’ll forget

[@yamiru3417]

one word? BTMC

[@lazykatie42069]

A Twitter video reposting the first minute or so of the series blew up and it kinda snowballed from there

[@anangelicpancake7876]

I think it's cause the kids yearn for politically charged minecraft movies

[@handz8398]

I strongly encourage you to watch the second movie its goated. Even better than the first one

[@KaNukei]

Maybe I’ll react to that soon 👀

[@Mazzy_Arts]

39:51 fun fact: it is all confirmed by Evbo the lore for how is videos are is that each video is just a simulation, basically he's asleep in a lab and experiences these simulations in his head and doesn't know it's a simulation. There are videos about that where he tries to escape the simulation. Idk if this is canonically apart of that but I'd assume so.

[@KaNukei]

Ha. So he’s crazy

[@Mazzy_Arts]

​@@KaNukei yep pretty much 😂

[@Firefly256]

I wonder whether this series would create interests in practising 360s and backward jumps in the Minecraft parkour community

[@KaNukei]

@@Firefly256 uhh I don’t know I think it would depend on why the person plays prkour

[@I.disagree]

I think the double double-neo at the end was faked with a barrier block and the champion tried to trick him into making a harder jump, which is why it was equalized despite Evbo's combo being pretty easy

[@KaNukei]

@@I.disagree double double neos are definitely possible and dare I say easy if you know the setup

[@I.disagree]

@@KaNukei Yeah but the champion did two of them in a row way too quickly, it didn't even look like they rotated their camera for the second one either. I think there was a barrier in the center to the side

[@KaNukei]

@@I.disagree hm I see what you’re saying. It’s definitely to possible to do it legit quickly, but I might need to look more into the head movement part

[@alm2587]

but if it was faked then why would it be considered harder than evbo's previous attack

[@Mark--__--]

​@@alm2587 since evbo didnt have barrier blocks that was considered a harder jump since a double neo is probably harder than evbo's combo. Or that barrier blocks automatically make a jump harder... Or its just a plot hole

[@theorigin8537]

38:46 The delivery guy fell down once he got out of the house. Look at the bottom right corner

[@KaNukei]

@@theorigin8537 yeah that’s some crazy foreshadowing

[@LD-dt1sk]

We need some parkour masters to react to this.

[@BoosterSeat23]

yes

[@uiop0ol]

Fr

[@Mizuryryn]

*"If Raw Beef or Raw Chicken jumps were occoured on all Ranks"* Parkour Master : Hey wake up! it's time for Mandatory Parkour Check! Evbo : What is it Parkour Master : You know the deal Parkour Master *"Would you do 2 Block Jump Vertical for Cooked Chicken? or Three Block Jump Vertical for Cooked Beef"* Parkour Champion : *"Would you do 4 Block Jump with Ladder for Golden Carrot? or Single NEO for Golden Apple"* Parkour God : *"Would you Do Single NEO for Golden Apple? or Triple NEO for Totem of Undying"* Parkour Transcendence : *"Would you do 3 Block to Candle Vertical Jump for Notch Apple? or Butterfly NEO for Parkour Potion"* (Parkour Potion = Speed II and Jump Boost II for 3 minutes) Parkour Constellation : *"Would you do Pane to Pane NEO for Ender Pearl? or Double Gapped NEO for Nether Star?"* Parkour Nebula : *"Hello Gregians.. Would you do Block to Pane Triple NEO for Nether Star and Diamond Lattice? or Loop de Loop NEO for 2x Crystal Matrix Ingot?"* Parkour Infinity : *"Would you Octuple NEO Wallhop for 2x Crystal Matrix Ingot and 2x Neutronium Ingot? or Butterfly Head Double NEO for Infinity Catalyst"* Parkour Omniscient : *"Would you do 6x6 Frame Wallhop to other Side for Infinity Catalyst? or Two Minute of Continious Wallhopping for Infinity Ingot?"* Parkour Omnipresent : *"Would you do Octuple Pane Wallhop? for 2x Infinity Ingot? or Mid-air Corner Clip for Infinity Block"* Parkour Omnipotent : *"Would you do Mid-air Corner Clip for Infinity Block? or Mid-air Glitch NEO for Creative Energy Cell?"*

[@KaNukei]

@@Mizuryryn this went way farther and more in depth than I expected

[@minimingpk]

Brain rot

[@BoosterSeat23]

WHAT

[@FlygonFactory]

I was very excited to watch and get two pro perspectives and then I couldn’t hear them when they wanted to say anything over the video

[@KaNukei]

@@FlygonFactory sorry about that! I think I fix it further into the stream

[@III_gaming12]

“As long as you can parkour there is always a way…” *that was a good tip, for parkour obviously*

[@KaNukei]

I recite that every day when i wake up now

[@glass6772]

When he said "Hello" I thought he's about to say "This is stampy"

[@KaNukei]

@@glass6772 the stamps parts are new

[@vadimyudkovsky9022]

@@KaNukeiwhat?

[@ThatNerdGuy0]

btw the username of the guy who plays the parkour god is literally aCookieGod also you should 100% watch the part two movie

[@KaNukei]

@@ThatNerdGuy0 I know that was so funny

[@Chara_Dreemurr1]

Yep. The Cookie God was playing The Parkour God

[@lazykatie42069]

You def gotta watch the second movie too there’s some INSANE jumps in that one

[@KaNukei]

@@lazykatie42069 mmm more yummy shorts content

[@joehuh02]

Please react to history of parkour civilization the video isn’t long then react to season 2 You guys reaction are chill and fun to watch

[@KaNukei]

@@joehuh02 @lampeyre we’re on deck

[@Maccaroney]

Do legit parkour experts ever miss easy jumps by accident? Also, you guys mentioned he wasn't using momentum to make the jumps easier but i believe he was doing that on purpose to highlight how hesitant his character was. You can see he gets more confident throughout the movie. This video was awesome, btw. Really cool to see the reactions! I was going to ask if you'll do the second season as well and i see it's already up! Sweet!

[@KaNukei]

@@Maccaroney ALL THE TIME

[@jeremychicken3339]

just like the man himself. yeah, we more often miss simple jumps than even the hard ones, at least that makes up 90% of the fails I encounter on Parkour maps.

[@0renan829]

23:25 I legit tried pressing the skip ad button and just paused the video 💀

[@KaNukei]

@@0renan829 jebaited my bad

[@wahnanarev]

why did it sound like you were about to say "Hello! My name is Pixlriffs and welcome back to Hermitcraft Recap!" at the start of the video

[@KaNukei]

@@wahnanarev maybe I was

[@ThatNerdGuy0]

damn, these guys are only iron boots

[@KaNukei]

@@ThatNerdGuy0 for now

[@Chara_Dreemurr1]

I'd attempt to sprint over the 1 block gaps and fall... I play too much Kirby. It's become a reflex

[@KaNukei]

@@Chara_Dreemurr1 you’re so real for that. Also it is TECHNICALLY possible to sprint over 1 block gaps in minecraft

[@Chara_Dreemurr1]

@@KaNukei I'm guessing you need slow falling to do it... that or speed. I know I've run over 3 block gaps with a high speed effect so.

[@thatonepossum5766]

@@Chara_Dreemurr1 I’ve done it with no effects. It’s pretty easy, you just run at the 1 block gap and hope you get lucky. Wouldn’t risk it if I were over the void though.

[@RileyKay-ju7fm]

You can’t sprint at the noob level though

[@Wotb_maniac]

0:17 PARKOUR PRO MENTIONED?!?!?

[@KaNukei]

OOOOO

[@Giebachii]

1:19:30 close enough, welcome back Gojo

[@KaNukei]

Too soon

[@bhagyashrikhambre7251]

Bruh i genuinely thought that the ad at 38:58 wasn't a part of the video and that it was a real ad 😅😂.

[@KaNukei]

It’s part of my master plan to generate ad rev

[@Andyhd-cx5bm]

10:20 Side note: it's called the one block VERTICAL jump and not one block DIAGONAL VERTICAL jump Sorry for being a nerd

[@KaNukei]

is this about the short

[@The-EJ-Factor]

15:52 that’s 18,168 diagonal jumps a jump costs 0.2 points of exhaustion and 4 points of exhaustion costs 1 point of saturation meaning that would also take 908 points of saturation and would take 378 raw cod. That’s a lot of sashimi. Saying that a diagonal jump takes a second it would take 5 irl hours(excluding the time lost by time passing) it would take 15 Minecraft days so it would take actually between 18,168 and 18,153 jumps Without lowering the sentence using jumps it would take 252 irl days, so it would be worth it to lower the sentence even if you could lower your time once per day, that halves your time. If you get one cod per day and you never want to take starving damage, you can take 48 jumps per day and up to +119 jumps for the extra hunger points you start with, since you have time to do more than 167 jumps in a day I can ignore how long each jump takes. giving me the formula 48x + 119 = 18,168 - x With X being the amount of days Solving 48x + 119 + x = 18,168 48x + x = 18,168 - 119 49x = 18049 x = 18049/49 Take the roof to include the last day it would take 369 Minecraft days without starving Or 5 days 2 hours 46 minutes irl That’s still a long time

[@KaNukei]

@@The-EJ-Factor as a math teacher how you’ve shown your work pleases me

[@The-EJ-Factor]

@@KaNukei as a college student currently in discrete mathematics, I feel like I have to show my work. I'm a cs major

[@zinc_magnesium]

@@KaNukeimath teacher appreciation post

[@DouglessJDingle]

So from where i am, it seems like all doable but done harder for cinematic effecy

[@KaNukei]

@@DouglessJDingle doable, but cut to be done on story beats

[@DouglessJDingle]

@@KaNukei ya but I didn't really pick out a ton of cuts on the rewarch idk tho bcs I was tabbed out on alot of it

[@DouglessJDingle]

No wait I remember a couple

[@REAL_robin-p7c]

chain boots means something else but im not spoiling , watch parkour movie 2 and you'll find out

[@KaNukei]

@@REAL_robin-p7c already did :)

[@duskashxx]

These guys remind me of dads cheering on their favorite football team in the best way possible

[@KaNukei]

love to see the dad energy

[@herobrineapril8451]

As a God rank on Manacube Parkour, I approve of this video 👍

[@KaNukei]

sir i commend you for your time dedication

[@The_mumblo_jumblo]

Did techno reincarnate just to make a video on parkour civilization?

[@KaNukei]

@@The_mumblo_jumblo nahhh I’m not as good as he is

[@redgunnit]

1:18:24 CLEARLY that was a parkour landmine. Y'know, a bomb that activates when someone parkours onto it.

[@orrawanrayothee257]

You should react to season 2

[@KaNukei]

@@orrawanrayothee257 perhaps I will

[@alm2587]

@@KaNukei if you do, there's an episode that sets up movie two but isnt included in the full compilation, it's the first vid posted after movie 1 called 'minecraft but i discover the history of parkour civ'

[@DouglessJDingle]

@alm2587 he can just watch movie 2

[@Hemnin]

Guys I have a confession I jumped for the chicken 😞

[@KaNukei]

@@Hemnin that’s ok u can jump for the beef when you’re ready

[@Nocean-me5rg]

When this showed up, I thought I was the one that got the ad and then whenever they taught, I thought the video was playing while the ad was going I’ve been watching KZbin for a pretty long time I wouldn’t say I’m an OG but I started watching it whenever everyone else started too like 2016 and a ad playing on a video never happened to me

[@KaNukei]

my bad lol

[@zenreos3442]

You gotta watch the sequel it is peak.

[@KaNukei]

I’ll talk to lamp about it

[@A-X-p1i]

You should try pausing but so far pretty good

[@TowerOfChromaticInclination]

19:52 "Hmmm Ooooo Hmmmm" -KaNukei

[@KaNukei]

i've always had a way with words

[@the_finkledinkle]

You sound like a mix of stampy and techno

[@KaNukei]

@@the_finkledinkle hmm what would that combo be like I wonder

[@HQ24_real]

"Minecrafft" ah yes minecrafft parkour civilization

[@Kayther33]

Next time do Parkour Masters React to "Minecraft but I survive in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION [FULL MOVIE]"

[@KaNukei]

I did that for the reaction to the second movie lol

[@mihagomiunik2758]

The amount of plot armor is insane

[@KaNukei]

Nah he’s just good at 360s

[@ABP0727]

peak fiction

[@KitsuTheKitsune9927]

technoblade?! IS THAT YOU?!

[@KaNukei]

@@KitsuTheKitsune9927 I wish

[@WD-vp4fj]

Watch the second series, the jumps there are way more impressive

[@KaNukei]

@@WD-vp4fj buddy doesn’t know (you should check my most recent livestream)

[@uiop0ol]

you sound like technoblade a bit!

[@KaNukei]

@@uiop0ol now if only I could play like him too

[@EggzicleLIVE]

Next, watch his PVP civilization

[@KaNukei]

i will when he finishes the series

[@EggzicleLIVE]

@KaNukei alright nice and smart idea 👍

[@RaShadow370]

Its time for the Mike Tyson special

[@KaNukei]

@@RaShadow370 what

[@aalliahtuazon2431]

theres a part2

[@KaNukei]

@@aalliahtuazon2431 I reacted to that too :)

[@maIumlashton]

you sound like technoblade benadryl edition

[@KaNukei]

im choosing to take that as a compliment

[@DouglessJDingle]

You gotta watch the one with clownpeirce

[@KaNukei]

@@DouglessJDingle maybe next weekend

[@jesusitabetances2435]

​@@KaNukeiI'm not gonna spoil it but here's a bit of info They have WAY HARDER AND WAY AND I MEAN WAY MORE COMPLICATED jumps

[@KaNukei]

@@jesusitabetances2435 surely not that hard

[@jesusitabetances2435]

@@KaNukei here's some more info to show how hard it is (don't read if you don't wanna know) They do ice, glass, neo and crystal parkour

[@Agent_himura]

​​@@KaNukei clues Cars,traps,legends,OLD PEOPLE DEAD'

[@eWosMrV]

Bro is the technoblade of parkour💀💀💀

[@KaNukei]

Nah I’m not techno levels of goated

[@eWosMrV]

@@KaNukei nah you will take 11 years to get popular

[@KaNukei]

💀💀💀

[@eWosMrV]

@@KaNukei technoblade knows the art of war so you shall be the one with the 48 laws of power instead💀💀💀

[@ZekesAGamer]

I just noticed this guy replies to all his comments

[@KaNukei]

@@ZekesAGamer all of them?

[@ZekesAGamer]

@ absolutely wild within 4 minutes

[@KaNukei]

@ZekesAGamer I was on my phone already lol

[@Sans.Undertales]

2:19 when he finally shuts up

[@Auto718fan]

OMG REAL LAMPEYRE OMG WOW

[@KaNukei]

I love lampeyre

[@Auto718fan]

@@KaNukei who doesnt

[@howdydobuckeroo1204]

So you guys must live on the Pro level

[@KaNukei]

@@howdydobuckeroo1204 yeah maybe we’ll rank up to master soon

[@impostersus8489]

I genuinely couldn't hear them talking, in the first couple minutes, the video was too loud

[@KaNukei]

@@impostersus8489 yeah my b on that one

[@copprr]

FULL MOVIE

[@nirakinos]

Damn i didnt know technoblade got revived

[@KaNukei]

im nowhere near as good as he is

[@Ajunicue]

i love y'all

[@KaNukei]

@@Ajunicue this is so sudden 😳

[@paengnyoko4646]

WATCH THE SECOND MOVIE PLSSSS

[@KaNukei]

@@paengnyoko4646 I have super good news for you: kzbin.infoTx0oGgc9aQM?feature=share

[@TotallyNotAtom]

Too bad you are not a PARKOUR MASTER and PARKOUR CHAMPION

[@KaNukei]

@@TotallyNotAtom real and relatable

[@MarietteDenoncourt-yl8bu]

Bro i got an add for this vid and after they got an add so i got 2 adds😭

[@KaNukei]

@@MarietteDenoncourt-yl8bu wombo combo

[@TheKingAus]

2:01:11 bro fell into the sun

[@copprr]

[FULL MOVIE]

[@lorisbassetti3672]

Pls pause when you talk

[@KaNukei]

Yeah good call

[@Quadrilli0n]

Damn you really sound like technoblade.

[@BadChess56]

Cool Do you like hamburgers

[@KaNukei]

@@BadChess56 yeah they’re pretty good

[@3dchomper]

Please lower the video volume, we almost cant hear you

[@KaNukei]

sorry about that, i should have done an audio test before going live

[@copprr]

FULL MOVIE [FULL MOVIE] [ FULL MOVIE ]

[@johnthedave]

Play the map pls

[@KaNukei]

I’ll think about live-streaming it

[@johnthedave]

@@KaNukei yippe!!!

[@jaredgaming5049]

Parkourm i watch parkour civilizationn

[@KaNukei]

@@jaredgaming5049 now you’ve seen it at least twixe

[@lulmanlulman]

why does bro sound like ethoslab 💀

[@KaNukei]

This is a new one

[@VerdyAR]

That's what woulda did

[@protege6383]

SMH only a parkour pro? Bros on the second rung

[@KaNukei]

@@protege6383 :(

[@HolyNamed]

@@KaNukei Don't worry you can rank up easily

[@qwertydavid8070]

@@KaNukei "if you can parkour, there's always a way" 🗣🔥

[@Selakii]

bob

[@KaNukei]

@@Selakii he goes by Robert now actually

[@adamrabie2016]

Ohio oak tree 🌳

[@KaNukei]

@@adamrabie2016 not the Ohio tree

[@SlimeisProbablyAutistic]

boat

[@arrowob]

your voice is hard to hear

[@KaNukei]

@@arrowob I didn’t realize I had an annoying voice 😔

[@arrowob]

@@KaNukei no the volume is too low

[@EvoisEvo]

Ne

[@user-fr4hg8md5p]

Man not even a master

[@KaNukei]

i rank up in the next stream

[@karlmccartney2265]

Noobist

[@KaNukei]

nuh uh

[@copprr]

[ FULL MOVIE ]