Pat McAfee Reveals How NFL Players Beat Drug Tests

There is some of the secrets on how NFL players get around the NFL's drug tests...
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[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

Jay Cutler would’ve been rolling joints under center if this passed 10 years ago.

[@mydogsbestfren7490]

Big Stank

[@P_steez]

Big Jay rolling big Js

[@rw3ints694]

he'll be smoking while riding the bike

[@mrrobot8973]

No way he smokes weed , but definitely should..prob help him realize he should stop being a massive douchebag. I think “smoking Jay” is 100% fake too, pretty sure I saw him give an interview saying he wasn’t a smoker..he’s just got that I hate everything and need a cig face 24/7.

[@ScootsMcPoot]

He got caught smoking on camera before a gameb

[@langer24106]

Who else remembers when Pat saved the kick return TD then got tested the next day 😂

[@PaPaPOVEY]

He got tested 8+ times that year, more tests then any other player that year.

[@joshuamay5696]

hahaha

[@jbrizzy5867]

Only the OGs of the channel. Same with the red 18 story. IFYKYK 🤷‍♂️

[@mrrobot8973]

But they were random and the NFL does not lie !!

[@RGC-gn2nm]

Yep got tagged

[@zinny1222]

I recall being on probation and being paranoid about passing. Those were the days.

[@TheRealElJugo]

Medical Marijuana is a god send for probation. Nothing like walking up into my monthly meeting with my PO high as a kite. Good times.

[@oj1101]

The accuracy lol *slowly hits dab*

[@mydogsbestfren7490]

@@TheRealElJugo it doesnt mean that you can auto smoke if you have a card you may get a butthurt judge

[@jacktwiller6258]

Yeah I hated those paranoid days back then!!!

[@bigtaco956]

Tell me about it , that’s why I did a little coke while on probation it’s out of the system 3 days tops.

[@rdizzy1]

This is still ridiculous when it comes to cannabis testing, as studies show it can stay in your system for as long as 2 months, depending on how much you use and for how long straight. They should just take cannabis/THC right off the banned list all together. They prescribe shitloads of pain meds to players throughout the season, but noooo not weed.

[@paulcowart3174]

Really anything thing that is natural These old law's have to change

[@laudanum669]

I worked and retired from one of "The Big Three" auto companies. I worked on the assembly line and was offered several times to drive forklift or test drive the trucks after they came off the line. I declined every time for the reason any accident or close call meant a drug test. Then if you test positive you are subject to random drug tests. They liked to get guys who were on probation right after a long weekend like Memorial or labor day. Then mandatory rehab.

[@carlfrye1566]

And making sure forklift drivers aren't driving high is bad how?

[@stevewhiting556]

If you smoke Saturday night with your buddies you aren’t high Monday morning. You’re still going to fail a positive test for weed. It takes weeks to test clean. It doesn’t mean you are incapable of operating a forklift for 3 weeks after getting high. Opiates and uppers don’t last as long in the body, but if you chew a few pills and wash them down with a fifth of Jack on Saturday, you’re sober Monday morning. You’ll still fail a drug screen.

[@mr.doctorcaptain1124]

@@carlfrye1566 if you smoke weed Saturday night and get drug tested next Friday, you'll pop positive. Two weeks later and you'll still pop positive for weed. I also don't drive a forklift because I smoke weed and I have no desire to lose my job. My company is currently paying $2 an hour more to drive a forklift and we still can't get people to drive.

[@kidtmac56]

@@carlfrye1566 maybe guy smokes on weekends and has close call on wednesday without smoking for 3 days is going rest positive that’s why , going test positive for month

[@srtpete1353]

@@carlfrye1566 if you crash a vehicle while high off of marijuana, then your product might be laced with something stronger than THC just saying

[@MikeP_]

AJ's straight face deliveries always crack me up

[@atom-bomboriginal6387]

He's a funny looking guy. Kind of annoying to look at 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@ryanbartlett1233]

Absolute legend on and off the field ! WVU misses you Pat !

[@langer24106]

Let’s GOOOOOOOOOO

[@tomd6053]

He’s probably the best thing to come out of Morgantown

[@jared9191]

You know, when I first started listening to Pat, I was not an AJ fan. It's funny how the guy absolutely grows on you. I Tip my hat to Pat, AJ, and the boys, I love this show!

[@JoshHonaker-xk2kt]

I had the same mind about AJ. Well said sir

[@bhaveaniceday5392]

NFL isn’t testing for marijuana anymore.. Ricky Williams has entered the chat

[@rh81454]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stewartpidazzo3003]

hes making a comeback right meow

[@lukelogan8539]

Ricky Williams and Josh Gordon need signed

[@BigBoyXP4014]

Good meme, but they do still test for it. They did however raise the cutoff from 50ng/dl to 150ng/dl so it's much more difficult to fail for marijuana, but they do still test for it. Still laughably easy to defeat without diluting but tbqh some people legitimately do have problems with marijuana and an intervention of sorts isn't necessarily a bad thing for some folks. If you fail with higher than 150ng/dl you're ripping fat dabs every day.

[@cremdeniro237]

Ricky doesn't smoke weed anymore but I get it lol comment

[@tdiddy420]

This is what viewers want to hear. Sports center can’t compete with this.

[@The_General_Zubas]

5:50 "If you can get Blind, STINKING Drunk in this country, You can get High, In a Nation that wants to call itself Free" -Penn Jillette

[@josephpeeler5434]

We also have a federsl income tax, which isn't so free either.

[@The_General_Zubas]

@@josephpeeler5434 You can thank the Banks for that one. We didn't start this fire.

[@goodnamestaken]

You can't get blind stinking drunk in competition though...

[@The_General_Zubas]

@@goodnamestaken And Truck Driving. But that doesn't mean every Bar in America is suddenly closed because the Sportsball season is in play.

[@Steve_Buscemi_on_LSD]

"Are you F'n serious!?" - Josh Gordon & Ricky Williams

[@The_General_Zubas]

2:50 It's Fat Soluble, so yea. Thats why you can cook with it, It fuses with Butter.

[@STSGuitar16]

The nfl making thc illegal is essentially them denying legitimate treatment for a lot of issues with the players in the nfl. Get with the times; weed/thc isn’t the evil, life-threatening drug as it is thought to be. With all the research out there showing the many benefits of thc (things that can truly help a player to be better), it is nothing but a severe miscalculation on behalf of the NFL to enforce the banning of what can potentially be a very safe and effective choice at treating common problems in the league, at this point. Glad to hear they’re loosening up on those things these days.

[@TheAdamisgay]

Yep. And this exactly why there has been a serious opioid problem for many NFLers dealing with chronic pain. Percs or ok, but weed is bad. Dudes like Charles Rogers lost their lives because of this policy.

[@Qaulity710]

@@TheAdamisgay damn dats sick

[@tomjones2121]

Congrats , you've passed your drug test , however I have to tell you that you're pregnant and have to sit out the season LOL

[@Freshsnoopy]

Lmaooooo

[@langer24106]

Reminds me of the Drew Carey show

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Purchase Drugs

[@brandoncook3126]

The sports talk show the people needed truly

[@HeHeeHeeheHe]

10-15 blunts?!? Damn he was going hard af 😂😂

[@austinmartinez2312]

Rookie numbers

[@kyleregan8632]

That’s not to the face

[@JasonEmerson711]

Not hard whatsoever when u have a group of oversized dudes who have high tolerances to many diff drugs. Like dude said ^^^^ rookie numbers. When u start blazing an ounce a day, then u are stepping up to the big leagues.

[@Gh0zT-777]

Just stupid waste of 🌲 , one blunt would of had everyone equally high, theres a ceiling to the high, anything past is just uneccassary snoke inhalation and your body will pay for it eventually

[@deadarmd]

With 6 or 7 other adults in not too bad. Sort of like one man facing 1 blunt and a half

[@armandolerma5452]

I love you Pat 😂 you’re a legend

[@patdearth6320]

Thanks

[@Elihansen60]

@@patdearth6320 lmao

[@patdearth6320]

@eli not everyday someone thinks I’m a legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Just__nandoo]

@@patdearth6320 can’t believe you’ve taken time to respond to these comments. You’re the greatest goat

[@patdearth6320]

@@Just__nandoo in a busy world you just gotta slow down sometimes lol

[@NobodyUR]

Janikowski is an absolute legend btw😂

[@KK-----]

I love Pats weed stories hopefully in 10 years we get him smoking blunts with players

[@lubbucs546]

I want Pat on JRE and smoking with Rogan.

[@amaree1413]

Pat shot clean bro was smoking k2 😭😭

[@rondiggity1677]

Yuck

[@ericsnyder5427]

Eew spice

[@amaree1413]

@martini stirred naw it’s a synthetic weed it’s sprayed with chemicals and that’s what makes people act wild when they smoke it sometimes

[@loganb.768]

My little brother failed a piss test after not smoking for 52 days. Originally I thought he was just lying to me, because I got him the job. But to this day, almost 8 years later, he swears that he didn't smoking in 52 days. My little bro isn't obese or anything but he definitely had alot more body fat than an athlete. Also, he wasn't overly active either, he was pretty big into video games at the time, I guess that's all it takes...

[@nani5230]

Yep body fat is a sponge to thc the more fat you have the longer the chemicals stay in ur body.

[@makaveli6873]

U love ur lil bro?

[@loganb.768]

@@makaveli6873 lmao... why. Wouldn't I love my brother?

[@makaveli6873]

@@loganb.768 bc he failed the piss test!

[@PapiKD]

@@makaveli6873 I know this was 3 months ago but what kind crack or meth was you smoking when you wrote this 🐂💩?

[@Daveosbeatz]

Ricky Williams was a great guy,hard player and hell of talent,, sad what they did to him cause of some weed..now it’s not even tested smh ..

[@highflyer17]

Josh Gordon is punching the air rn

[@k0-litigates225]

Enjoyed the discussion. Enjoyed the Ad even more.

[@Elguaposkate]

Pat, this is an awesome show. Miss being at the games seeing you play in Morgantown. but this show is cool as hell. You are the best kicker ever!

[@jamiesherrill1590]

Substance abuse is a real issue I think that you should call out the NFL more on this and how they use the program to keep people in it

[@rh81454]

I think they keep them in to hold it over the players heads come contract day.

[@rdizzy1]

It is a negative thing, not a positive thing, they selectively enforce it to punish players. Alcoholics and coke heads are in the clear because they only need to be clean for 1 day, meanwhile weed users get fucked over.

[@dcbqb19]

This really explains how Josh Gordon and Justin Blakmon were basically ostracized from the league

[@RB-rk6qo]

I thought Gordon was on that sizurp

[@joshr8680]

@@RB-rk6qo he’d have to me a moron to get caught. Syrup is out of your system in less than a week

[@RyTrapp0]

I don't know about Blakmon, but Josh Gordon's life story is pretty fucked up - this is where these "programs" are a total joke, if you're going to implement them then at least set them up to do something positive for those that need some legitimate help

[@yepyep7629]

You needed an explanation?

[@waterdillown]

Very first minute of the show: “We had to be clean, if you weren’t clean by 4/20 you’re an idiot, we knew this was happening.” Dudes were idiots, not ostracized.

[@joemonteirosportsshorts3343]

Should have been done a long time ago. Josh Gordon would be a Top 5 receiver had he not regress from all those suspensions

[@eshangupta6437]

Pretty sure josh went for more then just hash

[@PunkinRB]

gordon was taking shots of Jamison at half time... dude had bigger issues than tokin up on his free time

[@MultiBluedog123]

@@PunkinRB guy said he played every game drunk at Baylor

[@drumhead7.553]

Yes now it’s time to convince our nation!!! Congratulations players, next step, no testing for THC ever!!

[@tristanyoung1043]

For real i hate living in indiana because of it.

[@P_steez]

@@tristanyoung1043 I feel for you man, it’s one of the very few things California is doing right

[@tristanyoung1043]

@@P_steez yeah no offense calis beautiful but idk how y’all live there. The biggest thing with indiana is Michigan and illinois have recreational while ohio has medical. So im basically surrounded by legal states

[@P_steez]

@@tristanyoung1043 I leave for texas next month brother👍

[@tristanyoung1043]

@@P_steez hell yeah

[@WesleyParksTTV]

My favorite player is Ricky Williams 😗💨😤

[@aaronwasag5072]

Josh Gordon has to be pissed. He missed his whole prime because of failing for weed

[@nathanbohannon-smith2913]

Its not like they hid the rules from him

[@aaronwasag5072]

@@nathanbohannon-smith2913 yes but now they don’t test for it at all, at least that’s what I thought they just said in this show, and when Gordon played they did and he ultimately ruined his career over weed which is ridiculous

[@vincentpisani1221]

It was way more than just weed sadly. Flemlo Raps has great 2 part series going through what happened to him.

[@wolfwang8464]

@@aaronwasag5072 they test for it after the preseason. So they wait longer to test for it which gives the players more chance to use it

[@edi.duzit23]

At fiest it was just weed. Hes failed for more things each time.

[@BBM716]

Well we know Pat loves him some buds 😂😂🤙🏼

[@popcornblast5348]

They show the guys who look at the tests AJ driving with 2 feet and they vanish from fear

[@BuggoutMentals]

I tried that feels so weird and wrong ion kno how aj does it

[@scottthegeneticfreaksteine393]

Wait what? What did I miss.

[@nichibbs3]

That was the best pat moment when that podcast brought up two footed driving. Ha ha

[@horsepower1938]

@@scottthegeneticfreaksteine393 look up Pat Mcafee on the Tiger Woods accident. AJ talks about driving with two feet in the video

[@mrj3217]

Pot is legal now so it shouldn't be a issue. Pain pills had me addicted they give those out like candy.

[@JennaPitcherTHX1138]

Hope you're all good now! Read it's a massive problem in the US.

[@jasonrd316]

They were like "Bigfoot hunting?? ...that dude is definitely gonna fail this test."

[@SonofStormblessed]

They shouldn't be testing for Marijuana at all, just like any workplace in America. It's completely outdated wether its the NFL or any business that exists.....

[@gamblingg0urmet]

Some professions should still test like commercial truck drivers and people who operate heavy machinery

[@SonofStormblessed]

@@gamblingg0urmet I disagree. I get what you're saying, but I still disagree. There is no reason they can't smoke/ingest on their free time. Sure behind the wheel is a different story (although not really, but for arguments sake). Unless someone can come up with a drug test that can tell you WHEN they took it. But so far that's not the case.

[@trick2nohairline883]

@@SonofStormblessed it is a different story because you shouldn’t be operating a vehicle under the influence of anything, especially machinery and what-not.

[@SonofStormblessed]

@@trick2nohairline883 I'm not totally disagreeing on that. But it's more about being able to do what you want OUTSIDE of work.

[@coreymunroe8073]

There are plenty of professions that should not be performed while under the influence of any mind-altering substance. Just because it's legal to partake on your off time, doesn't mean people can just be high on the job.

[@christr1ut87]

I used to have to do 2 UAs per week and for a little while I would smoke weed on my test day that preceded the 3 day break right after taking the test. I would pee, then chug a 1.5L of water followed by a 20 oz coffee then go submit my UA and that seemed to work until one time that it did not and I had to do 2 weekends in jail.

[@timbramley4761]

This man pat broadcast an recordes a podcast everyday for f*cking free for us to enjoy. And it's sad af that less then 10% of people that watch an listen to the show can an 1 tenth of a second to hit the like button blows my f*cking mind

[@jusTRiPP]

Good to know...for when I make it to the NFL

[@troubled_envy]

I don't think my body has been detoxed from THC in 20 years. I think the longest I've gone without smoking was a week. Probably shorter than that though

[@leroyj62]

Take a month break with CBD for your wallet and throat!

[@billyyank5807]

@@leroyj62 cbd....why? So you don't get high? The entire point of smoking Marijuana is to get high on thc. Cbd is a waste of money. Enjoy all that hemp cbd.

[@Rodrigo-ev7tx]

@@billyyank5807 lol, not really kid. CBD is medicinal as well, you might want some of the benefits of marihuana without having to be high asf and carry on with your days without being baked. You sound like one of those weed smokers who protect it at all cost, but weed does make you less effective doing so many things and it can even be dangerous. I wouldn’t like to be traveling in a plane that was setup by people completely baked, or operate a machine that was programmed and setup by a baked guy. I’ve seen many smokers forget about food in the kitchen and starting a little fire (including myself). Can’t get that type of “mistakes” doing something that implies the life of other people, even in simple things like driving or cooking.

[@paulcowart3174]

CBD seems to help for pain better than tree

[@blancosfamilyfarm1798]

Brother I literally have smoked atleast a joint every single day for around 20 years now myself ..

[@ttsoofi]

Josh Gordon would’ve had an amazing career. Sad so many players have been punished for something so normal.

[@dallaswood4117]

If you can’t give it up for millions of dollars you have a problem

[@Max_Krypto]

Dude chose weed over football. Can’t blame him if I could go back I’d play baseball at college instead of choosing to smoke weed like I did. We all make mistakes just hopefully we can learn from them

[@Darth_Raider8140]

@@Max_Krypto He chose a lot more than weed if you look it up

[@Max_Krypto]

@@Darth_Raider8140 lol very true

[@ericgardner5548]

@@dallaswood4117 If you think it should be a choice, you have a problem.

[@ultimatechickenhorsesweat2614]

Good I have a drug test tomorrow I need this

[@yeeglizock8223]

Your going to fail

[@TerminalChillness]

@@yeeglizock8223 Negative Nancy

[@flippisni]

@@TerminalChillness Realistic Randy

[@Zeroleon]

Hit the H2O bro

[@TerminalChillness]

@@Zeroleon Not too much though, or it’ll come back too diluted, which is just as bad as a positive result in their eyes.

[@ledzeppelinzoso]

Now your friends cant smoke without you and blow it in your face for 4 months LMFAO Speaking from experience

[@mikeross111]

My HS football team took SARMS. It spread like wildfire, about 25-30 of us were on SARMS. Everyone knew including coaches and some parents, nobody cared.

[@bbdl7042]

Our conference for wrestling almost 4 kids a team in a literal 40 team conference ( largest in the country ) was on a steroid. One drug test that didn’t test for anything other than weed and very easy to get.

[@mountaingoat595]

@@bbdl7042 any test is super passable. Like everyone that's doing in these sports are using testosterone with no ester (it clears your body in under 24 hours but obviously significantly more expensive and tedious) also some peptides are still not banned, on top of this all there's designer masking agents that are really awesome to avoid detection. Robinson Cano wouldn't do winstrol unless he had one of those bad boys, so it's much easier to pass than people think

[@Musicrunsthewrld]

@@mountaingoat595 how can i pass a hair follicle test?

[@Jp__2]

I just love all these guys!!

[@yeeglizock8223]

😂😂 pat said some people never get out of the program sheeesh

[@mrtony1985]

Funny how no one talks about Tom Brady being able to throw stronger than ever yet his personal trainer is tied to some of the biggest names in baseball taking HGH. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@funkguylorz7315]

Damn he really livin rent free in your head huh

[@JasonEmerson711]

Brady's team is so strong that they can deflect even the slightest hint of bad juju around him. It's kind of amazing how he can avoid bad pub so easily. Whoever he has in his circle are the goats.

[@salvatoreregalbuto5444]

He’s doing everything legit

[@rdizzy1]

He's doing good ol oil changes.

[@jxvxmlol]

I have a homie who smoked everyday and for like 6 years. He smokes the night before a test for a job and passed. Shits wild

[@Bryan457215]

just imagine smoking with pat. now on my bucket list !!!!!

[@drewdelucchi7992]

How does AJ keep a straight face for some of the things he says? lol

[@BucksPackersBrewers]

It’s usually the deadpan delivery that makes it so funny lol

[@garbougesenior3486]

1:01 why does that look like Marshawn lynch with the smoke coming out of his mouth? when we know damn well he don’t smoke lol

[@bradykalau3169]

He does smoke though

[@EazyWarrior]

My boy Ricky Williams heated lol

[@Trevil666]

"I had no idea there were fun things to do while you were not incredibly fkt up" - Pat McAfee, 2021 Man, story of my teens. And 20s. And 30s.

[@XxTR1D]

Remember when they suspended Edelman for taking drugs when he was told to by his doctor....

[@nostalgiajunkie]

Steroids? Yea

[@rapsheets4993]

Lol... You can get a doctor to prescribe deca and test along with hgh

[@sheahastings4277]

yup.

[@ellenw391]

I thought he failed for an "Unknown Substance.". Does this mean the ever figure it out what it was?

[@langer24106]

Pepperidge Farms remembers

[@GoBirdsss]

So basically the rule is that you can smoke weed during the off-season but not during the season? What’s the point of that? Why not just stop testing for it altogether

[@cremefraiche9095]

my man Shon was high affffffff when he got arrested

[@mixstamike]

The thing about those drug tests is it still shows the player with THC in their pee, The NFL just can't do anything about it until Preseason now. But no when you pee in that cup, it shows what's in your system lol. Pat kept saying they just don't test for THC now but they do because it's on most commonly used drug kits. It just doesn't matter until x date now lol.

[@Lukie2131]

Pat is hilarious 😆

[@Gubatts]

very helpful thanks par

[@WilliamsWrestlin]

Time to take notes

[@dboydixon1906]

Pat needs to go on Joe Rogan's Podcast

[@Cchall22]

I've been tested in Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota, Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma, Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I'm a smoker.

[@nickhalfmann8397]

At this point I heard Waller gets tested all the time. I guess in his case, it’s understandable.

[@0maxk_]

Pat's the man.

[@EstParum]

NFL IS CLEAN

[@BRILLiantTrades]

Dying from Pat's Roman Advertisement hahahaha

[@TruTrust]

I've never seen someone looks so awkward puffing on a cigar in my entire lifetime

[@ryangallagher3371]

The new ads are so entertaining I don’t even skip them

[@nooch5lover]

Pats on the ALL COOL Team Hall of Fame.

[@chloehennessey6813]

Counselor: Hi, how are you? McAfee; I’m just here so I don’t get fined.

[@subliminal6205]

Just passed my drug test for work. Put certo in a large Gatorade 3 hours before the test and drink that, than a gallon of water after

[@askmewhosjoe6682]

After the test or after you drink the gel? (Certo)

[@ogkennyp2393]

@@askmewhosjoe6682 what lol

[@ogkennyp2393]

@@askmewhosjoe6682 3 hoirs before you're test you put certo in a large Gatorade... drink... then drink a gallon of water... take vitamin b 12 for color and ur good to go

[@michaelanthony4750]

Pat McAfee and Andy Capp are the only people I've heard of falling in levee's drunk.

[@braydenmauermann3349]

MAKE IT FEDERAL LEGAL SO WE CAN ALL ENJOY IT 🤝

[@denunziowashington4540]

Pat roll up bruh

[@weekendatronnies6286]

Josh Gordon may have been headed to the HOF if these rules were in place for his career

[@ohishwaddup]

May have? I feel pretty confident he'd def make it, the NFL's draconian drug policies robbed all of us.

[@ttsoofi]

Was thinking the same exact thing. Poor guy.

[@parkmang]

A great topic 👌🤐

[@freddiemacdre6245]

Cruise, what they do land on boat? Tell some of those stories

[@trusttheprocess369]

Pat is all Taurus lmao ♉️

[@corypoole787]

About 15 years ago I failed a drug test that changed the course of my life. At the time it was the worst consequence I had ever experienced. That f$%

[@jacksoncrawford6921]

AJ’s face is the exact same size as my thumb

[@Matt-ts4ln]

🤣

[@nate3972]

It's insane how anyone could possibly think smoking is worth losing a million dollar career.

[@rdizzy1]

Not really when almost all NFL players suffer from chronic pain and don't want to end up as opioid addicts.

[@marvinbennett8384]

If they can drink nasty azz liquor u should be able to smoke weed

[@darrenfischer9345]

I went clean for six months last year after I had gotten into some trouble with wax! It was a rough 6 months for sure dnt knw how u did 25 months sober bud its my medicine

[@Blk.Philip]

Dude I’m going through the same thing rn got caught with an empty container of wax and was charged with with felony possession of a controlled substance now I’m about to start a pre trial division program

[@_zachmcall]

@@Blk.Philip you guys need to move to canada damn

[@Blk.Philip]

@@_zachmcall over here you literally would have gotten in less trouble for a gram of coke

[@KanyeTheGayFish69]

@@_zachmcall it’s becoming legal here too

[@darrenfischer9345]

@@Blk.Philip thankfully i got an awesome lawyer n he got the felony controlled substance dropped! Cost me a pretty penny but worth not getting the felony charge

[@ericgardner5548]

first violation didn't result in suspension....

[@seabassmcbigfat]

What I would give to have been in that 15 blunt rotation. Hysterical.

[@NativeAmerican1991]

Drink two 64 ounce bottles of water in a two hour period. I am a daily smoker. I now have my medical marijuana card, but I had to do random tests multiple times a week lol and my freedom counted on me passing. Also take a multivitamin before you drink the water and and hour before you test take the other vitamin. It'll make your pee yellow. So it's not obvi that you're just peeing straight water lol bc it's so clear

[@flexthought7655]

🤡

[@hondabikez]

You would be flagged as a diluted negative. Some employees have a protocol for this. Have to come back within 24 etc…

[@NativeAmerican1991]

@@hondabikez I had to do it for felony probation. I've never been flagged

[@AgiDaKinG]

I feel like they’ve discussed this exact topic on the show at least half a dozen times by now

[@imhighandwatchingyoutube8909]

* Ricky Williams has entered the chat *

[@Mac_RM]

Anything: *happens* Pat+cronies: *applause* AJ: *Stares in two-footed driver*

[@dtjrealmc]

He smoked a blunt of K2 spice hahahahahahaha that's a true weed head there...

[@champpayne83]

Pat Aspirin before the test. You need a 2 hr window. Take a B complex vitamin you'll pass through. I beat probation that way 🤣🤣🤣

[@jond2458]

Damn.....pat is snitching out the secrets🤦‍♂️😆

[@ethanmoody4312]

Josh Gordon is so happy rn

[@wise9022]

Great segment 🤣

[@m1productions639]

Big foot hunting lmaoo

[@Soccerboy4Jesus]

Can we PLEASE get AJ's camera to focus on his face rather than the bookshelf 😂

[@WKRP187]

Dammit!!! Now I won't be able to stop focusing on that until it's fixed and that could be MONTHS!!! 🖕😁

[@horsepower33]

Can someone please timestamp when this part actually comes up: How NFL Players Beat Drug Tests? Im not about to watch all this rambling.

[@campitts9356]

They shouldn't test for THC ever!! Let them smoke up!

[@NobodyUR]

Any job shouldn't be concerned with anything your doing OFF the clock. If inebriated at work.. yes they should can you or at the very least put you on employee probation....BUT none of their concern unless you are on call what you do outside that building. This is coming from a non partaking individual btw.

[@mrj3217]

So it was like any criminal probation. You can never get out.