"Patio Furniture's On Sale" - Kramer gets locked out | Seinfeld

[@nuggetss100]

I always stick with Kramer’s quote “an argument with the body is one you can’t win” 🤣

[@christophersuswal9544]

It's so true

[@doloresstrong2198]

me too

[@theprinceoftides6836]

Exactamundo. So true.

[@hammerbeam]

Except he goes against this when he tries sleeping like Davinci, 20 minute naps every four hours.

[@randomfullywonderful]

Sure you can! All Jerry had to do was make him a cup of coffee. 😆

[@giggityg5424]

Kramer with a straight face, “Go to your room and read.” Absolutely hilarious lol

[@emirduratovic9954]

Now if you'll excuse us, we have to get to bed 😂😂

[@davidl570]

That scene is funny as it is, but Kramer tapping on the door with the cane is the cherry on top!

[@coffeebeans6073]

😂

[@TheSaeghe]

The writing on this show is so perfect. It pretty much simplifies how relationships work to the core.

[@jtjurje357]

My brother alway complains if anyone wakes him up. I had a light on to read around 2am while visiting his apartment. He woke up and started complaining, so I said "patio furniture's on sale." Knowing his Seinfeld, he immediately burst out laughing and went back to sleep. Problem solved.

[@steveguild871]

Were you both sleeping in the same bed? :-)

[@jtjurje357]

@@steveguild871 lol - thankfully no. He was across the room but the same bed would have made the whole thing a lot funnier!

[@truthtold9084]

😂🤣😂

[@yellowblanka6058]

Haha, that's the best way that could have ended.

[@CanadianGuitarist]

My brother stayed on my couch for about a month a few years ago (while I lived in a one-bedroom apartment) and didn't adapt to me at all. I can't believe I never thought to use that line. Well played, sir.

[@yellowblanka6058]

I think Jerry tolerates Kramer because he provides him a steady stream of material for his act, lol.

[@sagarsaxena6318]

Well Kramer is very loyal and goes out of his way to help the people he knows. He is very forgiving also. Really one of a kind character. It's amazing that he was based on a real person.

[@DutchVai]

@@sagarsaxena6318 ...and some real people are based on Kramer lol

[@benriffle104]

Jerry is alone and has too much time on his hands during the day, Kramer doesn't have much going on his life so he's perfect for Jerry to keep him entertained during the day.

[@roguesheep3083]

Go to your room and read.

[@BenjaminOfer]

@@sagarsaxena6318 to y up yiyuygy yugt yf

[@dreadmez]

I don't argue with the body Jerry that's an argument you can't win. Ain't that the Truth

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

Kramer got that from a very wise man, he sells tee shirts outside Yankees stadium

[@randyjohnson5426]

when Kramer taps on the door with the cane and says that he and jerry need to get to bed I lost it!!!!!

[@adiamalem9246]

I always say tht

[@davidl570]

@@adiamalem9246 Yeah..................but do you have a cane??

[@cryptojihadi265]

Lmfao. Makes Jerry go to bed at 9 pm and then wakes him up to read in bed because he can't sleep. Classic Kramer.

[@Frog_Mob_Boss]

I literally laugh every time when I watch this clip Kramer points saying, "Go to your room and read." Like their roommates instead of neighbors or something.

[@randomfullywonderful]

@@Frog_Mob_Boss What about when Jerry said he could sleep in the park, and Kramer could have a luxury suite of both apartments to himself, then Kramer thought Jerry was mad (not sarcastic), because *THOSE ARE LOAD BEARING WALLS, THEY CAN'T COME DOWN!* Then Jerry agreed that Kramer was right and said "yeah, that's no good." 🤣

[@jethrotroll5442]

Thanx for stating something that we just watched.

[@cryptojihadi265]

@@jethrotroll5442 yayyyyy. One for YOU fktards showed up. It's SOOOO rare. But. Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. The comments sections are full of people pointing out what they thought was funny funny from the clips. Maybe you could start your own platform where you can create rules nobody, bit tards like you want to follow. Be sure to let us know how it goes.

[@jethrotroll5442]

@@cryptojihadi265 You literally just repeated the whole scene to everybody, like we weren't able to comprehend what we just saw. Yet, I'm the idiot?!! Whatever you say jerk.

[@LemonSalmon1]

Lol I love how patio furniture being on sale peaks Kramer's interest despite living in an apartment

[@stefansoder6903]

That is the essence of the joke...

[@JM-dc5rn]

@@stefansoder6903 no it isnt...

[@jawadhfz]

Pique

[@pipedown1246]

And he's in an apartment building so why would he need patio furniture lol

[@guguigugu]

@@pipedown1246 he can put it on the roof

[@Juanjo-Quetzal]

That " ou mama" by Kramer starting to walk with the walking stick can cure depression

[@rftulie]

Even better when you know that was the inception of Pimp Kramer😂

[@Constitution1789]

Jerry evidently values his friendship with Kramer a great deal.

[@firstal3799]

George: So you have slept with both Elaine and Kramer. I thought I was your best friend.

[@edgarburgenpoe1183]

0:38 Jerry: "TAKE THE BUS"! Kramer: "I'm not gonna take the bus, that's what I got a CAR"! That bit of logic makes so much sense coming from Kramer. 😂

[@b.rocket]

Kramer and Jerry had a great chemistry. Absolutely hilarious!

[@keithwilson6060]

Yeah, a chemical reaction, like an acid with a base.

[@imZeroedIn]

I like how kramer buys a car but parks it so far away he needs a car ride to his car

[@garytruthteller2606]

Yeah, but he couldn't pass up a FREE T-shirt deal!.....

[@cornparade6874]

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[@joelvaldez4246]

@Dream Girls Daily I'd like the link to that

[@TheClownCostume]

Dream Girls Daily You say that but then you have links saved from comments that have gotten heaps of likes...

[@ajet0452]

@Dream Girls Daily Man so salty

[@mikeg1378]

A free exchange of sex and discounts. The cornerstone of a healthy relationship

[@dlowheim]

Mike G 😂😂 he said cornerstones.. Dunno if it was on purpose but hilarious nonetheless..

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@@dlowheim shaking that little butt of yours into big savings

[@johnyepthomi892]

What he meant was to first work on love and the they can proceed to the free exchange of sex and discounts. Signifying that the cornerstone is working on love.

[@andersonsmith979]

A free exchange of sex and discounts? Pssh. If I've given up the sex, I expect gifts. That means free and clear, not some coupon or your employee discount. Give fully or don't bother. Like you're bringing me a diamond tennis bracelet for Valentine's that's partially paid off. "I got it at a discount! You just have to pay it off." The free exchange will end quickly thereafter! :D Better to not even give a gift than to be churlish in the giving. (Kramer is ridiculous though and his frankness about the whole thing is oddly refreshing.)

[@mikeg1378]

@@andersonsmith979yeah..move along Betty

[@nothingbutice3833]

4 minutes of Great Kramer! His physical actions and nailing simple dialogue only he could do. A Ting of beauty

[@mvanderstank95]

"I'm not gonna take the bus! That's why I got a car!"

[@mlg4035]

"a free exchange of sex and discounts...the cornerstone of a healthy relationship" LMAO!!!

[@Kelveron]

Jerry's face right at the end in bed, just kills me! :)

[@DarkEagle-vx9hd]

Likes he's wondering how long Kramer's body would decay in the East River!

[@CobraCraig88]

@@DarkEagle-vx9hd “patio furniture’s on sale.”

[@katerinapatiniotis5598]

😒

[@DarkEagle-vx9hd]

@@katerinapatiniotis5598 All in good fun. Jerry would never murder Kramer! Right?

[@345mrse]

"You can..go to your room and read."

[@franciscoterron9324]

And at the end he turns the light and reads

[@alexthompson9516]

I love his on the edge annoyance and eventual acquiescence.

[@PokerJunkie83]

I can only imagine how many takes they had to do while they were in bed together 😂😂😂 ... patio furniture on sale 🤣 I can see Jerry cracking up so many times during that scene

[@Bradwhitehead415]

That walking stick will go well with the fur hat and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat.

[@Avelanche]

I was just wondering if it was the same cane.

[@mikeg1378]

That’s how the episode ended. Kramer dressed in the technicolor dream coat with the hat and the walking stick. He got arrested for pimpin at jiffy park lol

[@atithi8]

The hat doesn't stay on his head for too long if I remember correctly

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@@atithi8 I think it stayed on his head, but it blew off of a woman's head, that's how Kramer got it. I'm pretty sure it was still on his head when he got to the parking lot

[@technoai-01]

I dared to watch one seinfeld clip. And 3 hours later am still watching a Seinfeld clip. This show is surreal !!!

[@vickigraves3180]

Jerry’s face when they’re in bed😂

[@bbuuttercupp]

You can tell how good this show when you read the comments and see everyone quoting a different line lmao. They’re all so good

[@steverogers7601]

Oh yea. It definitely wasn’t the ratings or how much people pay for streaming rights.

[@bbuuttercupp]

@@steverogers7601 you sure have a limited view of how to measure the quality of a show

[@steverogers7601]

@@bbuuttercupp you’re genuinely using KZbin comments to measure the quality of a show that’s already been massive popular for decades before. This metric is not needed at all.

[@bbuuttercupp]

@@steverogers7601 I am not 'genuinely' using KZbin comments to measure the popularity of anything, as I didn't even mention popularity in my original comment, my comment was about how _good_ the show is. You can have a bad show with good ratings (which there certainly are) and you can have good shows with bad ratings, which there certainly also are. My original comment was simply about how good the writing is and how that is showcased, by the comments all focusing on different lines under a not-even 4 minute clip.

[@radscorpion8]

​@@bbuuttercupp PEOPLE GET INTO FIGHTS OVER ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET AND I LOVE IT!!!! Not blaming you Mr. Buttercup by the way haha

[@barbstegner4639]

Love the way Kramer just orders JERRY around. It's JERRY place open house every day. Like they have nothing else to do! P.S. JERRY smile is infectious.

[@caci111]

1:50 Kramer: "can I sleep with u?" Jerry: "............."

[@omarmickelson1204]

"Huh?"

[@jamesr1703]

"Can I sleep with you?" Lol.

[@roguesheep3083]

"Huh?" An appropriate reaction 😄

[@jonjones971]

James R that’s why we watch it to see comments from the video , repeated to us like we are dumb idiots ..... you thwat !

[@XTRABIG]

Jerry's face--"huh?" Hahahahaha

[@dot2562]

The look jerry gives kramer when he turns the light on 😂😂😂

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

Especially when it was Kramer who was tired and wanted to go to bed.

[@davidl570]

Little trivia: Kramer's "Patio furniture's on sale" line was totally improvised.

[@Sam19509]

He doesn’t even have a balcony or patio.😂

[@davidl570]

@@Sam19509 Yep, typical Kramer!

[@DaLucster72]

I find it hilarious Kramer complains about going to sleep, yet insists on reading once he actually does that.

[@odoylerules03]

"The two of you need to work on trust. And then, and only then, will there be a free exchange of sex and discounts. The cornerstones of a healthy relationship."

[@yellowblanka6058]

"And now....if you would excuse us *taps door with cane*.....we need to get to bed"

[@yellowblanka6058]

@Dream Girls Daily Again with the original comment from a troll account - shouldn't you be beating off and ordering lotion and tissues in bulk?

[@bundle4261]

Kramer’s style of telling Elaine to get out is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@Gynecologist]

That last line was gold. “Patio furniture”😂😂😂😂

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

I wonder if that's where Kramer got the patio furniture he had in front of his door in the Serenity Now episode

[@GummyBearRecords]

we need to get to bed

[@klina7645]

And Jerry is just like "whatever"

[@steveguild871]

Elaine looks around confused...

[@RIUUI007]

3:33 that laugh is everything 😂

[@GambitXI]

“Tough day” lol yeah right what did u do all day kramer

[@blabla-rg7ky]

kept telling elaine to stop laughing cause she's ruining the shot

[@magnuss3378]

Selling pot

[@StephNuggs]

He parked his car and forgot the keys? Weren't you paying attention.

[@KelKilimanjaro]

Ohhhh, there’s legwork...

[@peateargriffin7593]

I'm putting this guy RIGHT OUT OF COMMISSION!

[@williamm374]

How could Kramer sleep in Jerry's bed. Kramer has the Jimmy legs.

[@h.epennypacker2598]

He doesn’t have them his girlfriend played by Sarah Silverman had them..

[@AxeKick80]

As long as it wasn’t George’s mother. She has the jimmy arms.

[@jakep1979]

He also has nightmares and yells in his sleep.

[@inutero10]

jakep1979 he could always stuff a sock in his mouth

[@DEthe5150]

@@AxeKick80 You can get that in your arms?

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

I like how a guy in an apartment is interested in patio furniture.

[@mikeg1378]

Well.. he later put in a screen door and had a flag flying right outside his door with one beach chair.

[@billp5453]

It’s Kramer nothing about his life makes sense

[@zachhaywood1564]

It's Kramer, so I'm sure he had some wacky idea with it.

[@randomfullywonderful]

Hey, Kramer doesn't live in a stuffy apartment, he lives in his own world. x)

[@smokesletsgo2374]

lol Jerry's "I will end you" face at 3:45

[@CobraCraig88]

“Patio furniture is on sale.”

[@turnoffmainstream]

Omg i said that also Next time my husband gets mad at me i am so going to do this line. I will just jave to find a news paper hahahha

[@jacobm5167]

It was on the DVD set that Michael Richards ad libbed that line.

[@mayhemjr.803]

That line cracks me up every time

[@mikeg1378]

guru-in-drag He did have a screen door at one point. Oh and a flag. He was enjoying the summer breezes of “Anytown USA”

[@christophersuswal9544]

He doesnt even need a patio. Serenity now!

[@toppatoppa5236]

She genuinely laughed

[@Juanjo-Quetzal]

Thats what happens when you hear that phenomenal:" ou.....mama "

[@snagireddy3283]

"Patio furniture's on sale." How does he say that with a straight face 😂😅

[@Sam19509]

He doesn’t even have a balcony or patio.😂

[@kev3d]

I love George's idea of a "cool t-shirt" is just a crappy white tee with a simple Jiffy Park logo. That's boss, George!

[@sportsknes]

“Patio furniture’s on sale.” 😂😂😂

[@JaegarLourdesHeathman]

1:32 "But I’m tired!" 3:52 "This patio furnitures on sale." 2:24 "Oh, mama."

[@ThisUnderWorldOfDarkness]

Jerry should've just given Kramer the ride to the parking lot

[@chanie8846]

can't imagine life without Kramer

[@jameshogue1639]

"You've got that big bed and nice quilt".

[@Pww642]

“Then - and only then - can there be a free exchange of sex and discounts.”

[@bottomlinebassin2001]

Jerry's face when Kramer said Newman had a girl in his apt😂😂😂😂😂

[@kikegalo6154]

I never understood why Jerry is so intolerant of the whole world but yet he takes all this crap from Kramer

[@THEJIG-IS-UP]

I had two friends just like Kramer. They both used me for food and my couch. One would come over in the middle of the night to crash on my couch. Morning would come he'd get up and take off for work. About an hour later my other friend comes over playing hookie from work and crashes on the couch. I used to joke to my other friends that my couch needed a vacation.

[@bertroost1675]

Why would he need to come to your place when playing hooky from work? Does his boss go to his house to check?

[@yellowblanka6058]

@@bertroost1675 Probably a Kramer situation where they ate his food/took advantage of his nicer furniture and electronics etc.

[@thebachelorchef7528]

I forgot about this episode. Freaking hilarious 😆😆😆😆. "We need to get to bed"

[@yellowblanka6058]

Him wearing that "Jiffy Park" shirt just makes it even better, haha.

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@@yellowblanka6058 Almost as funny as Morty wearing the #1 Dad tee shirt. "Oh look, it's a medium"

[@yellowblanka6058]

@@giraffesareselfish9563 “This is the most thoughtful gift you’ve ever given me son!” “Ya know I bought you a Cadillac……twice!”

[@zeldamaniac3188]

neither of them have a balcony for patio furniture, but I bet kramer has some in his kitchen

[@jf752]

he put a jacuzzi in his apartment 😂

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@Pop-Actor Anytown USA

[@keithwilson6060]

This episode epitomizes the relationship between Jerry and Kramer.

[@damiananguiano5295]

I always assumed Newman lived downstairs to Jerry.. I think that's the only time it was mentioned 1:33

[@damiananguiano5295]

@Sam Cooper yea I love the subtle things through out the series

[@Slimecrazy234]

Newman's apartment number is 5F, Jerry's is 5A, so they live on the same floor.

[@martimcshy]

Up there meaning up the hall

[@mikebuzz]

First mention of Newman was when he was threatening to jump from his apartment. At that time he was voiced by Larry David

[@martimcshy]

Scott DiRoma Yeah he’s escaping out and on to the roof probably

[@AdamasOldblade]

You have to love how Kramer is saying he can’t stay awake, but then shortly after getting in the bed forces Jerry to stay awake.

[@MisogiNate]

The funniest moment in this scene is when Jerry nods approvingly to Elaine after Kramer tells her she needs to leave because they've got to get to bed.

[@DWilliam1]

I actually forgot about this episode. Don’t know how since it is a great one.

[@iPerryL]

I'm not gonna take bus, that's why I had a car hahahaha

[@weirdshibainu]

As twisted as it is, Kramer's logic is pretty solid.

[@Y_hass]

"Shaking that little butt of yours into big, big savings" lmaoo @2:57

[@daniel.j9062]

Kramer: now if you excuse us we need to go to bed lol

[@fuzzfacelogic789]

"Can I sleep with you?" 😂

[@deontrebrown2830]

Lmaoff Kramer is mad disrespectful.Has anyone noticed how he was laying on Jerry's couch kicked up with his shoes on.😭😭🤔😤😤😤

[@joycampi7233]

The Wigmaster is one of my favorite Seinfeld episodes!

[@mvanderstank95]

Jerry: "Why don't you go sleep at Newman's?" Kramer: "Ah... He's got a girl up there"

[@MichaelBarrett1984]

So believable

[@rickyhuff]

it won't last long. she's not pretty enough.

[@yellowblanka6058]

Actually, of the three of them, though he's probably nearly as shallow, Newman seems like he knows how to treat women better. Remember his poem for Kramer, and Marcellino's wife seemed very into him.

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@@yellowblanka6058 And Jerry's girlfriend and Kramer's mom.

[@Legofromthelowerlands020]

1:20 When you feel Kramerly comfortable xD amazing

[@wjb111]

Never gets old!

[@jerrydistinc1504]

I never took notice of the last part where he says 'Patio funiture is on sale'. He doesn't even have a patio LOL

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

It didn't stop him from setting it up outside his door in the hall. "You've gotta mulch"

[@thaddeust.thirdiii736]

“Kramer there’s ✋No Way 🤚 you’re sleeping with me”

[@SkandiaAUS]

1:43 yeah I remember grinding my feet all up in Jerry Seinfeld's couch.

[@erboulat]

Like it something to do!

[@DOPEE67]

He can buy new ones... Hahaha cocaines a hell of a drug...

[@dan_hitchman007]

Then Jerry, Elaine, and George started wailing on my legs!

[@ElAnimal9700]

jerry is like wtf..never ends

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

I love how they brought the Jiffy Park guy back as the Jiffy Dump guy. "That's what I'd like to know about it"

[@bluevioletandlilac]

My little sister wants to live in New York. All I can do is point to this show about how even parking is an utter nightmare. I guess I'm not cosmopolitan, but I'd really rather live somewhere where parking isn't like the goddamn Hunger Games.

[@JaegarLourdesHeathman]

2:02 when your dog wants to sleep with you

[@Dat-yi4iz]

One of the best best episodes but can’t think of a rubbish one but this one is extra awesome

[@guguigugu]

even now, 30 years later, patio furniture is often on sale

[@Ramenshea83]

Now Jerry can get on his phone and watch KZbin while Kramer sleeps

[@cornparade6874]

Every episode of Seinfeld can be solved if they have smartphones

[@JonatasAdoM]

He'd need to use headphone though.

[@kele7535]

@@cornparade6874 YASS.

[@sj-237]

@@cornparade6874 YASS

[@ShonenFreakTV]

@@cornparade6874 YASS

[@angusyoungwannabe1897]

3:28 what was Elaine thinking? HAHAHAHAHHSHWZJQ

[@clhound]

Kramer with the original "Fuck... Yo.. Couch."

[@Zoyous]

I like how on this show the room you're staying in defines your personality 😂

[@johnminasian6054]

Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Richards = my favorite comedians in the whole world.⭐🧡

[@brentlanyon8056]

3:23 you can see the studio lights in the top left corner

[@diannejacobson3112]

My most favorite of the entire series Cosmo Kramer

[@zufgh]

The way he just straight up abuses the couch. :D

[@dan_hitchman007]

He also did unmentionable things to and in Jerry's apartment while "house" sitting for him.

[@yellowblanka6058]

@@dan_hitchman007 "Big man huh?!? Like to see you come up here and say that to my FACE!" *cowers nearly crying against shaking apartment door*

[@assistanttothetravelingsec8301]

One of my favorite scenes!

[@jimmythewig3354]

Is this the episode where Jerry returns his jacket out of spite? I love that bit!

[@12Blueace]

Yeah it was. But apparently that’s not a good enough reason to return something.

[@paulfienga9466]

We need to get to bed 😂

[@jordanwhite8099]

0:40 I'm not gonna take the bus. That's why I got a CAR!!!

[@curtisbrown5939]

I don't have a male friend that will sleep in my bed...."not that there's anything wrong with that"😂

[@austinmetcalf7505]

“Shaking your little butt into big big savings”

[@barbstegner4639]

Sleeping together. Working in the mood for bed

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

Living in New York is an insane choice. What a hole ...even parking your car is difficult

[@johnLennon255]

From what i gather most people don't even have cars

[@garytruthteller2606]

Yeah, but there's FREE T-shirt opportunity!

[@jasoncarswell7458]

Certain types of people can't feel comfortable living anywhere else. It's the city mouse & country mouse phenomenon that's as old as Aesop.

[@KMcNally117]

@@johnLennon255 true with the subway, bus transportation, and even walking I'd think having a car would be more costly

[@mikeg1378]

Hey what can I tell you buddy?Take it up with consumer affairs

[@libertygiveme1987]

I LOVE Kramer, but he's GOT SOME NERVE!!!!

[@mikeg1378]

Turns off Jerry’s TV because he’s tired, later in Jerry’s bed, turns ON the light. 😂

[@jackedkerouac4414]

@@mikeg1378 stomping on Jerry's sofa cushion with his shoes gave me anxiety

[@artsmith103]

It's like this is one episode and the walking stick and car lot will be another episode.