Patrice O'Neal Dating Advice - Stop Being Romantic

[@VegetoStevieD]

Alright guys, gather the Dragon Balls. We need to bring Patrice back.

[@MrNawlins504]

Khechari man i would give a lot for Patrice to be back

[@julioacceus253]

I hope you get 10K dude. Full agreement.

[@LaZanyarr]

The problem is he took his2 big black hairy dragon balls with him 2 heaven : /

[@supreme-pq7hz]

I cant like this enough

[@ShroomGill]

i clapped irl for this comment

[@Kevin-sy8uf]

If I ever have a son, this is what we're listening on Sundays

[@tonyjamison]

Facts

[@tonymontana6368]

@@ka0t1k1 brother don't hate.

[@talonhiggins9393]

@James Bettis no patrice first

[@nonmonomantv5149]

Kevin worddddd

[@santanah.6897]

100

[@goreds9631]

"Getting a girl who is fat is different than whatching her become fat." A simple but profound way of explaining a man's attraction (or lack thereof) to his woman.

[@raff5184]

Apparently too many men are scared of answering this way when a girl asks them: would you leave me if I gain weight?". I always answer yes, and bring this exact argument, if she gets offended or calls me shallow, I just don't care. Women are emotional, so that's gonna pass soon. And I call my girls fat/chubby/fatty.. just to mess with them and test their self esteem

[@GamingCentralTV1]

@@raff5184 you're a piece of shit I respect it 😂😂😂

[@ThePopbanks007]

Ask her if she'd stay if you went broke

[@MrBoogiemoney]

FACTSSSSSS

[@BigbulgeCourier]

Tried to explain this to my girl

[@mikealexander2005]

Women say they want a man that makes them feel like a queen but the second she feels like a queen get ready to be treated like a servant

[@uzernam3]

Deep 100%

[@xCoffeeNWeedx]

"ill treat her like a queen, and what is a queen? The king's bitch, thats right."

[@DexTFT]

@@xCoffeeNWeedx Ezzactly

[@cordariusniter5735]

Fun is the secret. Be like Goku. Find something that give you joy. When your having fun she will have fun.

[@ashtonbrown8833]

Chi chi was the most miserable and unlikable hag ever

[@desmondciauri4616]

The thing Patrice was saying about fat girls is that a girl that has been fat most of her life acts accordingly as a fat woman should.A fit girl that becomes fat still has the attitude and demeanor that she is still fit but doesn’t have the awareness that she doesn’t have that title anymore.Its like a guy that had a bunch of money who looked down on other people lost his wealth but still walked around with the same attitude without having the 💰

[@td62cutboy]

Agreedaq

[@bangnee]

Well said brother

[@willville101]

Thank you, great break down.

[@jasong9502]

It's called being humbled... the thing single Moms and 40 year old women avoid like their anxiety

[@wellDamnJamz]

how should fat women act tho?

[@Olaz1]

KZbin has really immortalized Patrice. So many people can hear him forever now.

[@rocking1313]

YT is the best time machine we have?

[@zaymire88]

@@rocking1313 absolutely

[@m3m3lina47]

Patrice we need you now more than ever. Goddamit I miss you

[@ErnestLemmingway]

Crosses my mind all the time...best we can do for ourselves is never dismiss what he left us with. All I can say is thank you Patrice.

[@1234oni1234]

Gay! :D

[@princediamond85]

Ams is his reincarnation

[@1234oni1234]

@@princediamond85 Nah. Patrice had a philosophy of his own. Ams takes some aspects of it, , but at the same time says stuff like screwing with engaged broads and not letting him know. Patrice has a philosophy on how to introduce logic into a woman, Ams just messes around and gives advice on how to introduce his dick into a woman. They are not even in the same category.

[@avatarferre]

I said the same shit

[@djbaliztik4691]

I've heard this so many times. But what do you do with classics? Hear it over and over. Wise words from a legend. RIP Patrice.

[@AHighlander]

Straight up. Never gets auld.

[@alldetected3106]

I'm kinda mad patrice doesn't have more content about relationships... and he has alot of content about relationships.

[@tonyjay4008]

Anytime I’m feeling down I just listen to Patrice and immediately feel better! R.I.P

[@DarkWandererAU]

The catch 22 - most men want to be romantic cause it feels good to make your girl feel special, but chances are she will dump your ass for it, "approach the path of love with no heart".

[@johnvalencia9927]

Which is why no man should want to make a girl feel special. By acting like that, you're actually acting like a girl.

[@DarkWandererAU]

@@johnvalencia9927 Since when do girls make people feel special?

[@johnvalencia9927]

@@DarkWandererAU Hey, well you said men want to be romantic to make women feel special. Sorry, women are romantic, not men. Why act romantic? Just sit there scratch your balls and do nothing. It's women's job to be romantic and surprise us with our birthday etc. That's chick shit as far as I'm concerned. What dude with a cock and balls acts like this. I used to, I learned long before patrice that being nice to women doesn't get you shit

[@DarkWandererAU]

@@johnvalencia9927 You seem to think that you're telling me something that I don't already know. I learned this a while ago & the impulse to be romantic is slowly fading. I've never met a romantic woman in my life, they all expect you to be romantic towards them but not really the other way around. If your idea of being a man is to "just sit there and scratch your balls and do nothing" then I suggest you reevaluate your entire life. Men get shit done, we sure as hell don't sit there and wait for a woman to do nice shit for us because we aren't women who expect to be pandered to for no reason

[@o0oStillWeRiseo0o]

@@DarkWandererAU if or when they ever do...pure manipulation...Run!

[@DaniboyBR2]

This man helped me grow up and see women for who they are, if it wasn't for him I would be a miserable romantic getting screwed by women.

[@ultrararesabra6159]

Dan 123 exactly guys spend their life saying nonsense like she’s the one that got away or I’ll always love her 😂 it’s like bro stop being so pussified, don’t adopt female language

[@KarateWrestler205]

You should watch the video where young Tupac was saying all this lovable shit about women then it shows grown Tupac like bitches ain’t shit we don’t love dem hoes and it’s like that

[@generalking9029]

MGTOW

[@imtesaalahmed2159]

@@KarateWrestler205 link plis?

[@KarateWrestler205]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ooaYaK1njpagaZo

[@kylek7748]

Everything your girl thinks she wants from you will in turn make her actually want you less if you listen

[@DennisAlexioAndyHug]

Str8facts

[@trialzeez8742]

True, woman don't like what they believe they want.

[@monsieurpnut]

That’s called a shit test

[@anthonyacton1450]

I personally believe that's a half-truth. Women want a man that's nice but when his niceness becomes a pattern and you never deviate from that it becomes boring in their eyes. Fellas you have to have periods of indifference or aloofness with your woman to keep her interest. That doesn't mean treat her like shit but have a backbone and not give in to what she wants all the time. She loses attraction if she can "control" you with her emotions

[@optimchs]

@@anthonyacton1450 if we want to get philosophical about it, the key is that a woman wants to have something wild, that she's tamed. Think about twilight, or beauty and the beast. Being tame is boring, and even deeper, it tells her in some subconscious level that you can't protect her or your family. You need to be a wild animal that is tamed for the purpose of living in society, but don't become a mindless servant to it. Walk with your blade sheathed until it is needed, but never let the blade go dull.

[@lnsaneMagnum]

Whenever I feel like I'm losing myself, I listen to this guy. His advice centers me.

[@drakecliff8378]

being single doesnt feel that bad after listening to patrice.

[@sp00kyd4ddy6]

I realized how much better I feel single after ending things with my ex

[@donaldpump3072]

It can be a big waste of time

[@andrewryan2814]

"How much you get an hour, $20? Here's $22.50, tell em you'll be late." Hysterical 🤣

[@chilliwraslin2510]

It's a dam shame that we never got that book.

[@negativeindustrial]

Chillhop Wrestlin We kind of did. Someone with editing skills just needs to transcribe this shit. The young men coming up right now fuckin NEED it.

[@moonbasemonk]

Yemi Rollo has never been to Brazil lol

[@julioacceus253]

There's that book his girlfriend wrote.

[@ashwinisaxena9275]

@Yemi Words right out of my mouth!

[@SWIFTzTrigger]

You have the audio book and then some. There is hundreds of hours of Patrice online if not thousands.

[@nikolairose2739]

This reminds me of conversations I used to have with a "loser" friend of mine back in high-school. Everything I'd say or story I'd tell, or things he'd watch me say/do to women would leave him in awe. But it's literally just having balls. But so many men put women on the tallest damn pedestal ever.

[@donaldpump3072]

No real man has time for that shit

[@drfartsandwich949]

Been a big fan of Patrice since elephant in the room I was like 13 or some shit but didn't look into anything else until a year or so ago. It's dope seeing people start to recognize how incredibly unique this dude was. Truly a legend not just in comedy but social commentary in general. Sucks that there will never be another like him but I'm glad that shit like this is out there for all of us to soak in for some perspective.

[@zm1786]

Patrice is less of a comedian and more of a philosopher, we need to Make a statue of him and put it next to Plato and Aristotle

[@Mrwatchdog1000]

There are plenty of people that speak and think like him, especially in the hood. Guys that run their own life come to these realizations and attempt to share them with other men. But most guys are Simps and domesticated

[@bsaintnyc]

@@Mrwatchdog1000 100%

[@Doooooooooooood]

Too truthful, too authentic, too real for all of us. RIP Patrice.

[@itsrelativ3967]

Most guys getting sex aren't romantic at all. Think about it.

[@jgrullon32]

Exactly it's the simps that take them to dates etc. Nah bitch come to my crib have a date there and boom. That's how I see. With game and confidence the bitch goin follow you everywhere you go that simple

[@jasonashley9853]

This dude just makes me go "YES!" so often when I listen to him. Dude is the truth. He understood the realities of the world.

[@ThirdDimensionalBeing]

Patrice just makes me feel better when I listen to him. I never want to stop hearing knew snippets from his show. Im tired as shit, taking a break from weed, among other shit. This just makes me feel so much better.

[@mcmaizen]

"Look, let's be honest, I can get you and your life ain't going nowhere... and you got to emote that" what a gem of advice! RIP Patrice, love.

[@tyereksmith8946]

this man gives great advice

[@lucah1824]

"Stop being romantic" This is so similar to what The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck taught me about romance. This is awesome!

[@gamalsankara1388]

What did it say about being romantic?

[@lucah1824]

Gamal Sankara It said to not be romantic, at least not overly romantic and that romanticism is stupid.

[@gamalsankara1388]

Luca H i appreciate you man.

[@juvedoo99]

@@lucah1824 The channel "The School of Life" had great videos on romanticism and how it has essentially destroyed the idea of relationships and how they should work.

[@nasdpmlima6248]

A lot of what patrice says i heard from my father when he gave me a heart to heart talk when i was way too young to appreciate it

[@frostywarrior4649]

'you are truly a free man' and that's why I loved about Patrice because everything he said didn't pander to nobody and every real man related to Patrice even if they wasn't living that life

[@Live-Life-Freely]

Being "romantic" is going out of your way to getting her to favor you. You're essentially trying to feed her ego so she give you what you want. It's weak and pathetic. Treat your woman like a person and not a precious object that needs to be cared for because it's on a pedestal and she'll respect you as a man.

[@rotmgdabeatz]

Yeah its collecting brownie points. Its just that romantic doesnt mean what women think it means. Its not bending over backwards to make her feel special. You can be true to yourself and not lose your pride while still being romantic. And most times in the end of the day women will appreciate that more

[@phamawa]

I like this, i see friends doing this and it seems so disingenuous. That type of behavior is very unnatural, imo.

[@rjmoney9]

@@rotmgdabeatz "You can be true to yourself and not lose your pride while still being romantic. And most times in the end of the day women will appreciate that more" Yo, thank you for having some sense and actually expressing what Patrice is talking about here. This is the balanced approach between being humble and being confident. This is what "righteousness" is in the Patrice philosophy. Too many people in the comments seem like they are going full-throttle with the confidence and they look like some misogynistic assholes. It's about being romantic RIGHTEOUSLY, in a way that respects both of you, not just being romantic to try to get the girl and disrespecting yourself in the process. Not just treating girls like shit. That's not the Patrice philosophy.

[@ssj4goku18825theepic]

@@rjmoney9 I’m just curious when you say being romantic. Is it in the literal sense of having something sexual for fun rather than the way simps would do which is buy her flowers fix her car anytime or text her every night when she don’t care about you?

[@sp00kyd4ddy6]

You can be romantic and not a simp stop making them sound like the same thing

[@latt.qcd9221]

One of the number one causes of divorce is finances, and women almost always initiate. If it's acceptable for women to leave a guy when he stops making enough money, I see no problems with the guy leaving the woman when she becomes fat.

[@htxflow]

I hate it comes to that because I feel alot of men WANT to be genuinely romantic. Feels good but that shit won't land you a brawd or even keep one and you look dumb doing that to someone who's not interested. This is my commemt before listening to the audio, Patrice was a genius. Picked up women easily.

[@masterluke69]

we should all just be gay since women don't wanna "suck"

[@calvinpeake8672]

snso9smwmz skiosmssms I know this is old but that was some funny stuff😅😂🤣😆

[@davidclark9619]

That hits hard home. I did something romantic for girl once and I was told that someone else got her something better. Got played hard.

[@AaaronRCorrea]

Are you concerned about how dumb we may LOOK? Man, we ARE actually dumb hating and fearing the (insignificant) opinion of others (specially if it comes from a so called, and usually noisy, "alpha male"; or an empty minded, or eternal teen kind of woman). That's the assassination of manliness. Personally, I don't give a damm how a bunch of self centered creatures are percibing the one who is enough brave and sincere to express romanticism to a woman.

[@rjmoney9]

You just have to be romantic righteously. Patrice's whole philosophy is about balance, that's why he says you have to be a balance between humble and confident. It's not about being unromantic and treating women like objects. It's about respecting yourself and not putting on a façade for women in order to get pussy. "Be yourself" is cliche, but it's essentially what Patrice is saying. Be yourself--be the man you are, act like it, and some women will fall for you. You can be romantic, you just have to do it righteously.

[@brainiac31K]

I wish they could’ve just let Patrice talk, and stop trying to keep up with him, talking over him. Still, this is cool.

[@willville101]

😭 Damn it

[@denerorahming7298]

I agree, they were kinda annoying.

[@BroExplainThis]

Lol just told my girl that she was getting heavy and that was a hour argument I can never get back lol

[@bolch88bb8]

Should of just said she was getting fat and walk out...

[@WalrusWinking]

Don't give her the time of day if all she wants to do in that moment is argue.

[@MrBoogiemoney]

LMAO

[@MrBoogiemoney]

As long as you're not fat you're good lol

[@BroExplainThis]

Entertainment junkie I’m not fat at all I’m 5’9 160 and I workout and play rugby lol she weighs about as much as I do at 5’1

[@SFsailingbiking]

Legend never dies. RIP

[@ambassador8524]

12:50 😂😂😂 “this is in 75’ when a condom meant you were in Circumcisized”

[@cruzanassassin]

Bro I cried! 😂

[@ohskunt1]

this dude died. Why all the smart geniuses die early. Whyyyyy

[@jacquelynn2051]

Because their work here on earth is done OR because they are an obese diabetic that does not exercise.

[@jhonathanmarquez9987]

Or because they understand something we don’t so they have to go

[@willville101]

😭😭😭

[@arcraz5226]

This world doesn’t deserve them

[@angelostanojevic5559]

cause Genius people are always a little crazy Patrice didn't give a fuck about his weight but he should'ved

[@robertstraw9881]

I never knew about Patrice while he was alive but I actually miss him.

[@saturn580]

Think about how messed up our society is that a man simply valuing his time, having standards and holding women accountable for their actions is considered a ballsy, far-out concept. Patrice was a light of sanity flickering in the darkness of our sissified age.

[@lycheesack]

10:00 the scale to have the right amount confidence/mindset/attitude/energy/vibe/swagger

[@shotglassanhero]

9:57 holy shit patrice you just did it. This man spits the truth.

[@derrickdavis5836]

He’s right, once you get women you realize that shit is nothing. Get that nut and dip. However if you find that rare woman that’s submissive and caring and it’s real like she’s not faking it I say it’s good. You can date her

[@cipryan96]

They always fake it

[@Poussyeater-w5e]

Yeah but no marriage✌🏾

[@TheKizz1e]

@@cipryan96 when you bring that out of her tho it’s real

[@kapildhingra20]

Calling Patrice a genius is cliche at this point, but god damn

[@stewheart]

All the crises in the world stem from only one - a masculinity crisis. If good men cant assert themselves then everything suffers. Good men dont need to be 'nice' and that's what Patrice teaches IMO

[@torreselexplorador1271]

“ I could get you , and yo life ain’t goin no where “ is my new pick up line

[@TheMultigladius]

As time moves forward into infinity, some things never change. Patrick will always be a funny comedian 🎉❤

[@tromtroma]

The others guys in the room knew they were witnessing history.

[@qaaronrodgers2479]

Especially now. Gen Z boys are getting into the manosphere early.

[@BoostedPastime]

I am addicted to this mans game.

[@davidmurillolifeisart]

Patrice was the best!

[@SouthP17CD]

Patrice is right, it's all semantics.. women don't mind being gold-diggers but it has to appear that she was interested in the man BEFORE she found out about his wealth.

[@jahjah5901]

I can listen to this man all day

[@ryno9508]

You can say this pretty easily if you don't marry them.

[@MrBoogiemoney]

Truth

[@bdlblob]

Then dont. Simple.

[@mysteryeeh4154]

Cool. Thanks for the time stamps. Love Patrice.

[@eohrefare7346]

Everybody talking without filters. I miss this more than ever today. Fuck man

[@Njderig]

Patrice is just being 100 percent logical at all times. He never pretends. Love these old clips

[@quincyfrancois2134]

"Let's about this on the treadmill" Genius

[@solodavinci1247]

Stuff like this make me actually like social media a lil better Rip Pat

[@RussTeeTrombone]

This one is a classic.

[@TheSherKhhan]

This is Eternal Universal Truths. Need to revisit all the time.

[@AndersonWave17]

“I didn’t date you when you were fat.” The epitome of “don’t introduce me to a vibe you can maintain” and I absolutely approve of it

[@klo786]

The first 20 seconds describe my life. Patrice speaks always the truth.

[@kirkmitchell8775]

I feel like a podcast between Patrice and joey Diaz would be so good

[@yourmother3207]

Patrice, burr, diaz, on Rogan's pod

[@waterbuffaler4]

Fuck Joey that noicemachine hack

[@RyanHeath-ho9qp]

Patrice tapped into the essence. Women don’t know what they want, so stop asking them and stop trying to pretend to know what they want. Be a strong man, be a better man and be righteous.

[@Joetalericoocontobelmont]

Patrice was truly a great mind

[@onelifeuseit]

I would Love to have seen him get the recognition that he deserved in our day and age.

[@wockjay]

wish i found patrice earlier. rip legend

[@WisdomandFolly77]

God damn this is priceless! Miss you big dawg!

[@brodhax6148]

4:00 Patrice nailed it. Opie does not play characters. Hes just his same lame self always

[@heypal8072]

The moment you're called corny for a genuine gesture is when it's appropriate to give up on going the extra mile.

[@dennispresinal]

R i p Patrice O'Neal comedic genius

[@lincoln8530]

This man wasn’t even scratching the surface

[@marine76a]

"Greg Hughes stinks," Patrice O'Neal always with the truth bombs.

[@lillivercheese9046]

PatriotUsa89 facts bro

[@Overqualified1]

Patrice was the only one who could trash Ope without Ope getting triggered. He's laugh like he's supposed to.

[@marine76a]

@@Overqualified1 he was scared to offend. He was afraid of Anthony's humor because he was scared to offend then as well or Jim's uncle Paul. He was a neurotic dude.

[@doommuffinz5276]

"How much you make an hour, I'll pay for the one hour." 😂😂 Perfect hahaha

[@mrkojak-ci1zm]

"Street pick up" means something else nowadays. Haha

[@1974GreekTiger]

@@truthseeker2171 I think he meant the scammers that are called PUA'S.

[@handlotion8244]

1974GreekTiger i think he meant the porn genre

[@DingoDundee]

Men . Stop watching and listening to anyone giving out relationship advice. Only listen to Patrice. He was absolutely Legitimate asf. His relationship advice saved me. ❤

[@nyjets2428]

“This is great ice tea” lmfao

[@kensmith7389]

I just wanna hear patrice talk about louie ck

[@battingthreadbeats4624]

Louie would of never faced any shit for that in the comedy community if Patrice was here

[@imnotalizard1397]

The bumper joke was hilarious.

[@marcossantana1312]

Listen let's talk about this on the treadmill

[@slaughtered777]

Hahahahhahahha "I'll give you 22-fifty!"

[@onlyjoetee]

This guy was more philosopher than comedian...

[@tromtroma]

He's still HILARIOUS though. Unlike some other "philisopher comedian" like say Carlson.

[@calviincalifornia4048]

women are easy to rifle thru, the hard thing is finding that waterfall of holes that you can select from. if you get a dribble from a stream you become desperate. if you find a gushing geiser of poon you will flip through them easily no sweat.

[@bustabanana]

Damn that's deep

[@DigitalNoomad]

Why am I not understanding it :/

[@alphaclam]

@@DigitalNoomad it takes money to make money. it takes getting poon to get poon

[@BasedRod]

@@alphaclam facts

[@aminman15]

"sweat", lmfaooo, we all know what he meant. I instantly remembered how he figures out his partners' period cycle so as to not answer his phone when they are on their period.

[@mdsmith8233]

"Look---I can get you, and yo life ain't going nowhere..." Laughing my a** off at work--my man Patrice has saved another workday--Rest Easy, Big Man

[@GDX2470]

this is the shit i wish i would've heard growing up...anyone have all his content as a torrent or link to download??

[@mayanboricua]

Goole KZbin to mp3 converters. They let you download youtube content. Mp3 and video.

[@smmshoe]

@@mayanboricua He means a huge file of 10gb on torrent, like a Patrice O-Neal bible

[@william2772]

Amen brotha

[@smmshoe]

@J King Nah it is a magic scenario

[@Enrique-peralta]

15 seconds in and Patrice just detailed what caused a majority of the suffering/anger in the male population

[@Illhostility]

‘Are you in from Dallas?’ Lol

[@djairalert422]

He’s so honest. 🙏🏽

[@mr.speyside5240]

Some cars are worth being a purchase, a lease or a rental. Women are no different.

[@KarateWrestler205]

Abdelmelik Farooq Alwahid lol that’s interesting my mom as I got older told me to treat a girl like you getting a car

[@alZiiHardstylez]

3:56 - You got that right...

[@Vnzo]

bad time to watch this; a day before valentines day about to take my girl to this fine restauraunt in nyc lmfao

[@goldenpen3164]

Bill Burr is the only one left with balls who would say what he thinks no matter what feminists say and argue against him about. That’s why Patrice is a huge loss

[@avatarferre]

They used to be friends with king Patrice

[@EzeICE]

Bill cut his teeth by hanging with Patrice.

[@reinforcedpenisstem]

Ricky Gervais

[@lagroad]

Bill Burr married a feminist and it has affected him. Still my top 2

[@goldenpen3164]

@@lagroad I felt that on his podcast and decided to stop watching him all together. She owns his balls now

[@calleocho2107]

“New girl smell.” LOL YES I knew I wasn’t the only one! If ya know, ya know

[@nappijayotw]

Patrice gave crazy but amazing advise. He really knew what he was talking bout lol

[@Kratos70]

The Jokes In This Skit Had Me Lol, I Could Listen To These Guys All Day 24/7 😂👍

[@shelleylannon5249]

Patrice has/had a beautiful voice...

[@DennisAlexioAndyHug]

His high pitched laugh was intoxicating

[@NeinFeline]

God damn... Never ceases to amaze... Still a G.O.A.T.

[@Mr.Eminem]

Ams continuing his legacy

[@philanimtshali4090]

Not really

[@Vokehub11]

For real

[@waterbuffaler4]

Who the fuck is "Ams"

[@realview1490]

Lol fuck outta here.

[@tizzyupt]

@@waterbuffaler4 alpha male strategies

[@MrNight-co4ed]

9:40 i secretly believe that Patrice agreed with the guy,that's why he responded the way he did, he believed he gave some good points. Am i right?

[@Pharomid]

That's what I was thinking too, O&A just went off but if Patrice said basically the same thing they'd be applauding.

[@Nick-jj2lt]

One man's trash is another one's treasure

[@zulubeatsprince]

Or better put ... for every chick you consider hot There's a dude somewhere who is sick of her shite.

[@deathrager2404]

one man's trash is another man's garbage.

[@healthcoachrich]

How much you make an hour, $20? Here's $22.50 lol

[@sickturret9350]

Da King..