Patrice O'Neal on Dating - The Pressure to be a "Good Guy"

[@pmaii7707]

omg that guy on the phone its like he's talking in the basement looking up at the stairs seeing if she coming down

[@unsettledonpurpose]

6:19 WTF? How do you do that to yourself at 38 y/o?

[@lainlain4127]

He said he was at work

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

I said...(looks around)...bitchhhh.

[@mewre2062]

@@longdirtytoenails1076 my exact thought had to like

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

@Murada yup

[@imsofocused4678]

"A white boy with bad credit?! He's a real loser." 😂😂😂

[@LloydAlmighty]

😭

[@onetimeiateanindonesianguy6183]

So me

[@Kosher93]

😂😂😂

[@anthonyroyal7994]

😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@Chaseitall]

Funniest line in this clip 🤣🤣🤣

[@beanwithbaconmegarocket]

Gf: "would you leave me if i got fat?" Every bf: "never sweetie, i love you." Patrice: "i would have to, sweetie." Brilliant.

[@MegaUtube99]

I feel like if my white ass tried this it wouldn’t work

[@FiniteMan1933]

@@MegaUtube99 lol

[@beanwithbaconmegarocket]

@@MegaUtube99 lol. for real tho this attitude works on white chicks. I'm white and I've done it with gfs but my favorite example is my best friend. When he and his wife were dating, they visited her family. Her sister was super fat. At one point in the visit my buddy told his then gf that when they got married if she ever got that fat he wouldnt be able to have sex with her. He said she was so mad when he said that. Now they're married 8 years and she admitted to him a while ago that she still remembers that and it motivates her. I see them regularly. she has a flat stomach and a tight ass. Not some trashy girl either. Pretty white girl from upper middle class traditional family. The kind of girl many white bfs are too chickenshit to take a firm stance with.

[@MegaUtube99]

beanwithbacon well now you and Patrice have given me hope 🙏🏻

[@arrjee9474]

beanwithbacon Awesome!!

[@1lifestyle112]

he whispering like he's being held hostage

[@Purposecpr]

1lifestyle he was lmao

[@joevas9528]

his balls were being held hostage

[@adamrallard]

Fuck that’s accurate. Prolly huddled in his ‘man cave’ - the only room his woman allows him to have in the house.

[@dennis8964]

Patrice response: ah shit nigga, train this bitch. That shit is crazy. Lmao

[@jeremiahkirkman100]

Lmfao

[@donaldchesser157]

Stress induced Asthma!? My mans should run, run like the wind to be free again.

[@topdhen]

He won’t get far! Patrice voice: HIT THAT PUMP NIGGA Hahaha

[@isaiahruff7052]

Was that a Christopher Cross reference? Lol

[@lilmanjp]

Lol

[@GMochileiro_42_]

Lmao

[@sethiddings7293]

Can't run he's got Asthma

[@frankytravels]

This was a horror story. Everything seemed contained and easily handled until he said they bought a house, only HER name was on it and that HE put the money down for it. Wtf was this guy thinking 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@gloriousjohnson1807]

Stupid is as stupid does.

[@KarateWrestler205]

Frank B Cortes I wanna slap this guy jeezus Christ wtf never ever put her name on shit NEVER EVER!!!

[@questionmark1152]

Thats why he hadn't left her. What a fucking mook.

[@66kaisersoza]

The horrors of having a scarcity mindset

[@doozerace]

Pussy is a helluva drug.

[@Occult_Gibbet]

I love the whispering in this one it's like a secret dudes club

[@shanedowling4214]

Get out of that relationship. Pay 20k 50k 900k. Don’t matter. Your time is worth more than money. With time and no money you can make money but with money and no time you might as well be dead

[@huss2600]

Wise

[@ova_40_hooper]

Preach

[@tobequitefrank6287]

but you would already have money

[@PAINVALENTINO]

Even with the money you have invest always change $1 to $10 and turn $10 to $100

[@alfredoolg6370]

Thanks

[@trentirvin2008]

Jesus was that a hostage situation

[@howlbigbadwolf]

Marriage is always a hostage situation!

[@AJ-gj9qe]

dude this was a fucking funny clip, these guys were on fkn point

[@GigglewithFelix321]

"What happened, did ya balls fall off?" - The Joker

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

"what is your life worth" best justification for men wanting to get divorced but afraid of the cost.

[@javierlandry7246]

Awesome.

[@noah-calderon]

The 38-year-old guy on the phone sounds like he’s scared to death of his fiancé and scared to death of her family and I would say $20,000 is a bag of pennies to what it will cost to get a divorce 13 years later they should’ve told him that.

[@TPOANME]

Thats what he meant with 'bag of shells, my friend"

[@oglaighnaheireann6814]

20000 is fucking nothing wtf

[@AF-jx7hz]

That’s exactly what they immediately told him

[@ivanp8723]

let alone the TIME BROOO

[@onetimeiateanindonesianguy6183]

@@oglaighnaheireann6814 that would change my life

[@o0oStillWeRiseo0o]

Im from Detroit but ironically I threw on my old A's cap today...I get home and see this clip w Patrice in his A's jacket. I was destined to listen to this!

[@boulsway4899]

4:54 “is she in the room” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@robzombie5928]

Hot people dont develop a personality because they didnt need to to get the things they want.

[@robzombie5928]

@Jcorb value added is something many people dont have. There just around and expect everyone to appreciate them.

[@danslane7900]

Hot chicks are the worst people in the 🌎

[@Bomber103378014]

This is a little off topic but I used to have AWFUL teeth. I was so ashamed for so long, until highschool, my family scrounged up the money to pay for a procedure. I get compliments occasionally and feel such relief. Not happiness. People with normal teeth don't know what it's like, and don't value how lucky they are.

[@talonhiggins9393]

@@joevidya not in the hood my nigga everybody a regular joe

[@boywonder2120]

Jcorb not everyone gains looks from loosing weight, self improvement or other things..... their ugly face stays the same.

[@hughmungus8340]

Guy: We bought a house together Ant: ahh both your names on it? Guy: Nah just hers You just have to admit it fellas, some of us are just to pathetic to be saved.

[@righteousmasculine]

Lmao the dumbest stuff ever man ain’t no way guys out here doing this what a shame

[@chriswoodard8497]

Wait...if it's in her name, how is he liable in event of divorce?

[@ElvenMans]

@@chriswoodard8497 He gets nothing tho. It's automatically just hers. I think?

[@Twysthor]

I screamed when he said “Just hers”

[@hughmungus8340]

@@Twysthor Same, im glad you commented because it brought me back for another good five minute chuckle at the fact he paid for the house in her name, RIP Patrice, all that red pill shit that youtubers push now, Patrice was what they WISH they were and actually talented too.

[@stcmasi9812]

I heard this last year, and tried to search for it multiple times since with no luck. Thank the lord for this algorithm

[@jayfiverridesusa]

The mentality Patrice shows is genius at the end when talking about how detrimental those shitty love songs are.

[@christopherholley3820]

Hear the panic in his voice lmaoo

[@NomadicRoyals]

“Keith... you might have to tell her you’re gay.” 😂😂😂

[@abrahamdelacruz8543]

"Is she in the room?"

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

Abraham De La Cruz he’s in his office, he can’t yell lol

[@tyronemaxwell8091]

😂😂😂

[@pandu213]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sealwithwificonnection]

😂

[@dirtyminds8376]

“Have you checked the children?”

[@hebrewkazu]

The unfiltered convo on this show is refreshing asf to hear 😂👏🏾 None of that punk ass PC shit

[@cjgreen4331]

facts, super refreshing

[@trevisturner562]

Guy:We both bought a house 🏠 together Radio 📻 host: OH NO 🤦🏿‍♂️!!!!😂

[@T..C..M]

That's Anthony Cumia, my dude.

[@dominics7565]

He bought her a house.

[@blueshanks1]

6:16

[@CALISUPERSPORT]

I discovered this concept myself after seeing so many great people waste their time on beautiful but vapid women. It's crazy how much Patrice had the game on lock.

[@lilcroy103]

But Patrice is 100% right. He still has the leverage in that relationship. He's forever been on the back burner not willing to walk and she knows that. The moment she smelled that he would be willing to walk she's pushing for a marriage because she wants that power back. This guy needs to postpone the marriage as Patrice says "train her" determine what he isn't going to deal with and set those demands on the table with the alternative being he'll walk. He has to be willing to walk away from it all and be ok with that. And if she knows that she'll change her behavior if she wants to keep him.

[@Mr.BigNate]

Facts. All these other guys are saying to cut and run. He's invested his money, and time. Time to leverage that shit. Team Patrice all day!

[@itsmrlonewolf]

Nah they’re already engaged and the house is in her name. He’s too much of a pushover and worst case she’d have to pretend she’s been trained, until they get married, at which point she would return to normal, and then some. If he’s already got stress induced asthma etc, then she’s a classic nightmare. Not worth the training and I doubt this guy could train an easy one, let alone one that’s got him whipped like he is. She’s used to what she can get away with now so she’d always be trying to return to that level, if not even worse. Let her be some other idiots problem. He already messed up when he proposed. Then the house. Best off cutting his losses and starting fresh with someone new, and a set of balls from the start. Sounds like he probably caved and got married though and will either be miserable now, or divorced, broke, and somewhere from miserable to happy, depending on how bad she was/is

[@finished6267]

He can't fix her. This is the PERFECT time for him to cut and walk away. 38-55 is prime time for men. He needs to walk away, work on himself (gym, credit, investments) and be a confirmed bachelor, no more "we" horseshit; he needs to build a domain, then when women come in, make it clear that it's HIS domian, and they have been invited in as GUESTS.

[@blacksheepbahhhhh9385]

I've been saving these Patty O'Neal videos so that I can refresh my speech goals when I give my son the teenager talk about women...

[@edicavani2570]

I really wish he was around longer. Patrice was a great guy. Young men needed a guy like him coming up

[@smoovoperata3242]

I think that was Dane Cook on the phone

[@martinigasolini4062]

Lmao 😂

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Whenever I listen to this, I keep picturing him on the phone snickering to himself for pulling one over on Patrice.

[@Rompelstaump]

@@oneskinnyhonky - pulling one over? This is Dane Cook IRL

[@ZakBellinger]

You are so damn right. Sounds JUST LIKE dane cook

[@Nephibis]

stress induced asthma....I would have broke up soon as I got that.

[@borjaestrada6661]

just for health I will leave her.

[@b.scottfarthingsworth]

Patrice. The voice that should be in every man's head, when looking in the mirror every morning. We miss you big man, the world needed that book by you.

[@kgthesinger3152]

exactly. that's why I hate listening to these types of songs. it seems like most current music is designed to over-inflate female ego. I don't watch relationship specials on television for this same reason, I.e. Dr Phil, Oprah etc.

[@yarnarrutor9418]

It's called 'fem-centrism' in the red pill community. It's real and insidious. What can you do? Participate on your own terms. You'll be called selfish, but in actuality you'll be less selfish than her.

[@dominics7565]

Dam bro most brilliant comment. I feel you man. They def being hyped up.

[@righteousmasculine]

You can watch a relationship show I watch one right now called black love you just have to be a man and never lose your masculinity

[@sethiddings7293]

Are you trying to say Women are into inflating their ego's? Whaaaaaat! That's crazy XD

[@sethiddings7293]

@@yarnarrutor9418 The way i see it, your job is to run your kingdom the way that it works. You don't really get to decide how it works. You can't plant crops in the winter and force them to grow. As a King, You're a slave to the nature of things, you either do it right and the kingdom prospers or you don't and everyone suffers accordingly. Women don't get this, they just see "Well the king gets to do whatever He wants just cause He's King.That's not fair! That's some bullshit, I'm smart too, i have a voice too!". They don't understand the meaning of "Heavy is the head of the one that wears the crown". Can't blame them though, something you can't understand until you are King yourself. Subjective knowledge vs Objective Knowledge.

[@phamawa]

Man this was far more educational than I expected!!

[@gian1000]

How not to miss O&A with Jim and Patrice all together. RIP Patrice.

[@IDKJEJEHRBEHEH]

90% sure that’s Dane Cook on the phone

[@T..C..M]

No, similar voice but not that close.

[@pantheraonca8687]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@51beak39]

Lol

[@jopinscott1777]

🤣👍🏾🤣👍🏾🤣👍🏾

[@alimctaven7417]

Lmaoooooo I literally was trying to figure out who this dude sounded like. It’s not just the voice it’s how he talks, the pauses, the emphasis on words. I really do think that is Dane cook. Lmaooooooooo

[@TheRealCaptainFreedom]

This caller sounds like John Cusack with a voice disguiser thingy.

[@atlienn2566]

Patrice “it’s your fault dude” O’Neal

[@evilbankai5166]

Its always the man's fault you can let a bit h run you over bruh

[@Zlagie]

I appreciate the personal accountability he preached

[@nate8604]

He was right. Men are leaders, it’s up to you to decide what you want, especially with women.

[@sergnextdoor5213]

I like the joe Rogan vibe lol

[@janushomer9111]

I guess it's Patrice's fault that von stole his documentary money (100 000). He should've trained her better

[@rvs9103]

The real defenition of bros advice 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@NRLJAY]

Train her your happiness. - Patrice O'Neal

[@Galavantworks]

Guy on the phone reminds me of many of my friends who find themselves in this situation. The good man doing nothing while his world is burning right before his eyes. If literally all his friends and strangers are telling him to run then I have no sympathy for what comes next.

[@dariusgilyard6570]

Like bruh😂😂😂😂u can see him looking over his shoulder ever 10 seconds the way he talks

[@oakhillclassroom4827]

a coward only gets themselves in this situation

[@reagansimon111]

If you feel like to get out of there, get out!!!

[@migcab4874]

The guy whispering was Dane cook that’s why Patrice said who are you and where you from then he tries to tell o&a but they don’t even listen to him

[@deandrewhite1731]

Who's Dane Cook?

[@T..C..M]

No, the joke was that the guy is calling a radio show anonymously about wanting to ditch his Fiancee, by giving his name and location, he could potentially be found out before he can put his plan into place. It's not Dane, he sounds similar, but trust me, not him.

[@AHighlander]

@@T..C..M Actually thought the joke was that after the guy said his friends wouldn't be able to sabotage their relationship, Patrice asked his name & location, implying he'd have enough game to seduce her.😅

[@dmxchansonichu6373]

Its both lol

[@fightermma]

Somewhere in an alternate universe Patrice did not die from diabetes. He stopped eating junk food, ate healthy, worked out, lost weight and reversed his diabetes. Right now he's in a blockbuster movie. A Fast And Furious movie where he points out the absurdity of how stupid some of these stunts are to Vin Diesel "Vin a chain can not hold a car and be used as an elevator swinging it from a clifftop to the ground".

[@aravindkm2012]

We can only dream....

[@2livenoob]

5:43 Omg, what a disaster. Been there done that. Kids and Marriage will not fix a relationship that's already on the rocks.

[@Kosher93]

“You might have to tell her you’re gay” 😂😂😂😂

[@anlo558]

I love how when he says his age everyone's like man you know what to do "Train that bitxh"

[@toddwindham9162]

LOL!!! Mere bag of shells my friend, mere bag of shells.

[@mauricelangley5033]

Yeah, I liked that too! It's the truth. $ is a small price to pay to avoid years of cohabitating Some of us have to learn the hard way. I knew better man.

[@AHighlander]

Yep. 20k seems a small fortune, but compared to what the average bloke earns in his working life, not to mention what he stands to lose in a brutal, failing marriage, it's relatively little really.

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

From the Honeymooners.

[@SwaggSkillz1992]

5:25 - 5:30 is CLASSIC!?!?!? ‼️😂😂😂😂 Patrice O’Neal! R.I.P!

[@dustinhansen7228]

HAHAHAHA Patrice " Uhhh and Whats your name and where are you from?"

[@spuggD]

If only video podcasting was a thing back then. RIP Patrice

[@uzimachi1]

Patrice was right, train her, its possible but it takes a lot of work. The key is to be confident and never back down on your integrity. And you don't need to be mean, in fact you can be respectful, but know what you want and how you want it. Work out to get in shape and see how women will gravitate towards you. It gives you incentive, she has to be good to you or else you'll get another one. The worst that can happen is that she dumps you, and it really doesn't matter one bit. You may cry a bit but you'll forget her quickly after you date for a little while with new women. Theres plenty of good women out there to be sad about some new age feminazi who only made you miserable to begin with. Become high value men

[@newolympiangod8134]

Dude most guys aren't built like that. You need to be a master level type trainer and that guy was a pussy. You have to be on another level of Ninja to train a bitch. It's easy but most guys are fucking super lazy.

[@blahblah2779]

😂 Whatever you’re smoking, I’d like some. Because this is a lot of words to say “just workout and shower, bro”. Many men kill themselves in the gym, at work, and in their lives. And sit with their thumb in their ass when someone better looking comes along, because they become immediately invisible to women. The few they may get a chance to talk to, they have to fight 400 other simps who will do anything for her. So if you make even one small mistake, or don’t do anything 100% how she likes it, she will cast you aside for the next guy in line. It’s not about becoming high value. It’s about being lucky and being born with good looks.

[@thewanderingson6917]

@@blahblah2779 you have to have personality, know your worth, self-respect and have strong boundaries. Be hot and act hot and yes as a dude. That is a tall order. Money helps too but I like to use the handbag analogy. Men are like handbags to women. It just depends what she feels like taking with her that day. She flashes it to her friends and talk about her handbag and how expensive it is. They use their handbags and measure up each other. It's a girl competition thing. So poise yourself as a high end bag like a Gucci, Dolce&Gabbana, or YSL bag. Not the Walmart or Payless crummy bag. And for dudes it's a numbers game. You have to present to at least 50 to get a couple of dates. It helps if you're handsome, easier to get a foot in the door. But if not, homie you're gonna have to work at it just like the rest of us.

[@prw56]

The guy bought her a house in her name, I bet if they'd asked him he probably transferred the money to her account first too (i.e. legally she paid for it) the poor bastard. You aren't "training" shit in that situation. She has all the leverage. Do you think a prisoner is gonna train the guards? Nuts man.

[@javierbonilla5907]

Wow just discovering all the old ant and op episodes with the legendary Patrice O'neal

[@40III]

I hope that dude didn’t go through with that marriage.

[@rockocosta8578]

Zack W. Wtf man ..... fr

[@southernclassik]

He did apparently...

[@Occult_Gibbet]

@Violated how do you know ??

[@Occult_Gibbet]

@@southernclassik how do you know ?

[@AHighlander]

Same.

[@Tsujanryo]

"Crank one out and find 'Die Hard' on tv..." lol "...& Man-up!"

[@DeathStarPro9]

Hahaha NO ISHES. PATRICE O'NEAL gone too soon! I love this dude!

[@sethiddings7293]

Nothing worse than an ish. XD so true. Like smartish people always think they got all the answer even if they wrong 50% of the time.

[@blakelip3]

After I watch Coach Greg Adams have to also watch this bring me back down to earth

[@taipan8021]

Patrice will ALWAYS Give it to you Raw and Uncut

[@gayrambo4529]

Johnny Paycheck once sang "I say friend, don't take her she's all I got" But then he also shot a guy over turtle soup.

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

"Ain't nothing like a hillbilly with a hit record."

[@cal5000]

Update. They stayed married. However, they admitted Daughtry did cheat and his wife admitted she was bi--that changes the equations drastically.

[@tlz124]

Who was the woman?

[@matth3002]

What happens is women expect to be treated a certain kind of way early on in dating. For the most part women are the most attractive at the beginning and it starts to drop off. The problem is the false confidence this can engender. We've all heard of faking it til you make it, well that's what's going on with this guy. I feel for him, I really do. This is a chick that probably wouldn't have looked at him twice before but not that he's starting to accrue what she's after she'll "put up with him" and this poor sap feels so lucky even to have her that he doesn't want to mess anything up. But what does that do? It rewards this kind of behavior. You have to keep them honest and that means keeping some distance. Look if she wants out she still gets what she wants, resources. What do you get? Do you get half her looks? Why play a game that's set up against you?

[@cjgreen4331]

This is wisdom bro, What would we get half of? Men really get super obsessed into not losing someone that they'll try anything for her, and when she gets bored of controlling this dude like a dog, she'll leave and take a ton of stuff

[@righteousmasculine]

Man this so real I live by keep my masculinity in check and if your masculinity in line no female can bump you off your pivot

[@13randonr.93]

“What’s yo life worth?” Words of wisdom bro. What’s your piece of mind worth?

[@dallashill599]

"Bad credit? No credit?" Me in my head: No problem

[@iAmCalypso33]

Patrice again speaking the truth "He won't have the muscles to deal with the pussy that comes his way" It takes strength to turn down attractive women who are overtly interested in you, especially if you've never dealt with that type of thing before. Better to be honest than try to be a nice guy just because that's the expectation of you.

[@oakhillclassroom4827]

women get hit on every day and stay faithful ....

[@RafaelCDet]

​@@oakhillclassroom4827 First, women cheat too, lol. Second, emphasis on the "especially if you've never dealt with that type of thing before" part. Women get hit on their entre lives. 90% of men will get the most sexual attention they've ever gotten in their entire lives when they get in a relationship, because women are attracted to what other women are attracted to. Having a beautiful girl by your side or a ring on your finger gets you more attention from girls than a ferrari would.

[@takobethegemini]

“Is she in the room? “😂😂😂

[@demolition5000]

How do you go from thinking after every fight "i'm gonna break up with her this is it" to "I'm getting fucking married I bought a house together without my name on it!

[@Mecca188]

Scarcity mindset

[@sethiddings7293]

They tricky like that, next step is to convince you it was your idea in the first place.

[@ljose007]

Run to the hills my brother and do not look back. Remember Lot's wife?

[@SavingSoulsMinistries]

But God why would I ever listen to you?!

[@DrCash7]

LOL . "Is she in the room??" 4:53

[@crapjawkins7162]

No sympathy. Too many men were weak. Let the herd thin itself.

[@DanielDaniel-gz4ms]

for real man you get what you deserve. i've stopped caring at thispoint bc some people are so fucking stupid it blows my mind. If you're stupid enough to get trapped in such a way then we need to let you go... Back in the day these 'men' wouldnt have survived their first battle and wouldnt be here anyway so the tribe doesnt need you

[@BensCooking]

@@DanielDaniel-gz4ms i agree with this emotionally, but isn't the real move to support your brothers because you're able to provide for more than yourself?

[@DanielDaniel-gz4ms]

@@BensCooking yes. I agree with you on that. Wish I was able to be the bigger man and see past that but i cant. Some people are dead weight. Trying to help everybody will hurt you in the end more than anything i think. Too little butter over too much bread kind of thing

[@ibrahimtall6209]

@@DanielDaniel-gz4ms Agree mostly. Used to be that the weak and stupid would not survive, but our world has become so cushy that these beta dudes go on to pass their beta mindset and make beta sons and entitled, "princess" daughters. So while I also lack sympathy for these dumbasses, there still needs to be a place where lost men can seek relationship guidance so the cycle can be broken.

[@jammin9061]

@@DanielDaniel-gz4ms Chill my guy, he probably wouldn't have been in battle anyway

[@mr.theodore6489]

Patrice is right, he has a good girl, he's just lazy. The house is in her name and she's looking to get married, train her.....

[@LitoGeorge]

@Cringe Captor Shrekura you're showing your lack of intelligence. No dog is untrainable. You just dont enough. But women? ALTOGETHER DIFFERENT STORY.

[@imoffendedthatyouareoffended]

LitoGeorge your lack of intelligence is showing, he said some dogs aren’t worth training and he’s right. Some dogs don’t have the will to be taught anything and will actively seek to do the opposite of everything you say. Same goes with women and men as well, there’s some that the juice just ain’t worth the squeeze.

[@imoffendedthatyouareoffended]

LitoGeorge wow you seem to have taken offense to what I said, also only moron kids use the word boomer. Nice assumptions though :)

[@imoffendedthatyouareoffended]

LitoGeorge Oh and golden god is a reference so again, your assumptions were nice :)

[@basvanbreugel7428]

@@imoffendedthatyouareoffended I guess you won, he deleted his comments I think? Hahaha

[@gavothegoat9275]

The end Reminds me of Beavis and Butthead when they watch the music videos😂😂

Freud, Jung, and THIS man.

[@sircaine3494]

Love yourself more than your girl.

[@ricardo950535]

Patrice wisdom right there.

[@aliceinwalkthruland4488]

god damn... scary truth right here!

[@timothybarend882]

Allison Walkthroughland don’t get fat

[@aliceinwalkthruland4488]

yuck... I would NEVER do that

[@sanjaywilson8232]

@@aliceinwalkthruland4488 you better stay away from those cupcakes then Allison!

[@richardjamesclemo6235]

Sanjay Wilson Allison keeps trim by Walkingthroughland all day everyday

[@aliceinwalkthruland4488]

among other things ;)

[@Buli0n]

Omg. I feel so sorry for this guy! I hope he is doing ok!

[@PrimeTime__]

Dude's girl sounds like my ex but thankfully I didn't get tied up like he did. Able to walk away scotch free.

[@VengefulPolititron]

*scot ?

[@VengefulPolititron]

Haha wow. That's cool how that is the story behind it. Thanks!

[@rally_chronicles]

@@VengefulPolititron interesting I always thought it was Scot free

[@hughmungus8340]

@@rally_chronicles it totally is scot free the guys just making a funny pun on the guys mistake lol

[@JD-qf8ul]

Stress induced asthma 😂😂😂😂

[@sethiddings7293]

I've heard that's a sign of a happy marriage XD

[@Occult_Gibbet]

Patrice "You're lazy" O'Neil

[@philmehrart]

Dude on the phone sounds like he's being held hostage lol

[@portorock5227]

10 years later and i barely noticed the dude sounds like Fury Vengeance guy with ssssssscriptssssss

[@robt3407]

After I die, and possibly get to heaven, should God decide to return me to earth to complete my work, I will humbly request Him to send me back with a friend, Patrice O'Neal. RIP Big Dog. 🙏

[@BV-Auto]

Man did I get lucky....my wife cheated on me with drugs hardcore. Full custody of our son awarded to me. No alimony. No child support. Free and clear. (She did steal everything I had and sold it all for drugs) but it could have been worse. See ya! 👋😀

[@marlonsierra4411]

Lucky? If you say so

[@BV-Auto]

@@marlonsierra4411 / I escaped with my freedom, my life and my son!

[@lachronic7821]

@@BV-Auto I’ve always wanted to ask this, do u think that girls/women go for vets for the money? I’m assuming you’re a vet due to you name lol.

[@BV-Auto]

@@lachronic7821 / well , while I was making great money...in her specific case. Drugs corrupted her mind and body and money was just the way to get her next fix. But I would say that yes MOST women are after that and only want to use men...maybe not all are bad...but most lol

[@lachronic7821]

@@BV-Auto Ahh ok. Thanks. Btw would u say that some of the military is like 1 big high school?

[@sophiasmith5949]

Just tell her you got a new job in a whole new country and she can't come to the new country with you yet because the government is not accepting citizen..

[@kasayol]

Sophia Smith 😂😂😂

[@Rakeemgrant]

Nice😂😂😂😂😂

[@kieranfester3296]

This is gold

[@bluffiblaffi]

Detri-fucking-mental 😂

[@arjun230190]

He's absolutely right about that cheesy songs being detrimental.

[@Area51beatz]

I'm finishing up an album The Evolution of Divorce and all I can say is its Red Pill music.

[@dagoelius]

is the caller Dane Cook?

[@TheBlkac1]

She can be trained. He just needs to get some balls about it!😎

[@weezypeezy1725]

Absolutely not

[@rally_chronicles]

Some dogs need to be put down

[@monopolythesecond]

After 25yrs old you’re personality is pretty much set in stone

[@red---paulvanravenswaay2247]

Damn straight. B willin 2 take an L!!! " this is the way it IS b****!!¡!!!"

[@sethiddings7293]

I agree. Soon as He stops begging, She flips? That's Bitch language for "I need guidance". She don't know what She wants, He needs to tell Her how it is, give Her some bumpers so She stops throwing gutter balls.

[@tyroneedwards1063]

did he ever break it off. THAT is the question HAHAHA

[@thelastchimp]

rip patreeky, dude opened my eyes, always remember 2 girls 1 cup

[@BloodBaath]

What’s that

[@TheLokoViejo]

I wasted years of my life being the good guy...I found freedom In the philosophy of black Phillip

[@RandyFricke]

Country music is the true indication of where we are as a society. Sensitive men? Fuck that. If men were sensitive we'd still be slogging through the marshes harvesting blackbird eggs for breakfast.

[@Zellymackintosh]

I wonder what happened to that guys relationship after the call

[@LuG8911]

9:04 ......hilarious!

[@AHighlander]

🎼I've been everywhere maaan 🎶Fucked a bitch in Oklahoma hudaheedah cummed in her face in..🎵 😂

[@Mr.BigNate]

Listen to Patrice!

[@marquesekj]

🤣🤣 I fuckin love Patrice RIP

[@Fortress500]

Patrice was right. Daughtry ended up cheating. Says he had so many options he couldn’t resist

[@mrsalviboy94]

Boy that was painful to hear... poor guy.

[@MRawesom100]

Man she got him good!

[@samtraygis1337]

I'm living an alternative lifestyle 😂😂

[@nadura55]

Oh man I feel god this guy. I wonder what happened to him. I hope he got out. He reminds me of myself years ago before I got married. Needless to say three years later we divorced. I’m so glad I got out with a set of balls left in me.

[@DayTraderCut]

7:25 I'm cryinggggg LMFAOO