Patrice O'Neal - Tuna, Sharks, Bears, Salmon

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Billy Nunez 2

Billy Nunez 2

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@katkal3
@katkal3 8 жыл бұрын
all laughter aside, this dude here, was a fucking genius.
@skeetmarinerah3566
@skeetmarinerah3566 8 жыл бұрын
katkal3 pure genius
@ThatCanadianGuy420
@ThatCanadianGuy420 11 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this in fullscreen.Thats how good it is.
@Stricklandisthegoat
@Stricklandisthegoat 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@krisxaero
@krisxaero 3 жыл бұрын
you're obv clouded by weed to do this kind of shite
@jabibgalt5551
@jabibgalt5551 2 жыл бұрын
lol me too
@manoneal1724
@manoneal1724 11 жыл бұрын
"Women don't edit themselves." So god damn true. And, once again, one of the many female flaws that comes from their luxury of being sexually pursued. Because it's not a non-editing that comes from honesty and sincerity. It's a non-editing that comes from a lack of perceptiveness.
@klevacolombo282
@klevacolombo282 4 жыл бұрын
How is your relationship now?
@klevacolombo282
@klevacolombo282 4 жыл бұрын
Your post was 6 years ago have you figured it out and have a long relationship or still hate hate women for lack of perceptiveness whatever that means
@klevacolombo282
@klevacolombo282 4 жыл бұрын
I just read your comment was wondering how your doing
@klevacolombo282
@klevacolombo282 4 жыл бұрын
akjohnny just concerned is all
@encyclopediaamericana7234
@encyclopediaamericana7234 4 жыл бұрын
If you point out your girl is being mean when she's actually being mean, you're the asshole. Women can't handle correction. They don't have to, they can just find another guy who is easier to control. Women gain all the benefits from a relationship: protection, provision, romance, etc. In other words, men do a bunch of work for them for the one thing men want. It's not men's fault women require so much to be happy, while men require one thing. And women dare make men feel guilty for being easier to make happy.....
@PsychoticBedroomRecordings
@PsychoticBedroomRecordings 6 жыл бұрын
One of the best Patrice clips. This could have been performed live on a stage and would kill.
@itwas1ofthem
@itwas1ofthem 11 жыл бұрын
that book would have been a blockbuster
@Anthony-jc1ii
@Anthony-jc1ii 6 жыл бұрын
Never get enough of these.
@shiestysean
@shiestysean 12 жыл бұрын
I love Patrice. He is so fugking real.
@jahgol
@jahgol 13 жыл бұрын
I work with mostly women. That salmon dipped in honey bit is absolutely true. They get away with inappropriate contact and conversation that I can't do with them.
@oneeyehooly9537
@oneeyehooly9537 4 жыл бұрын
Bro.. jobs are replaceable. Shoot your fucking shot and if they don't wanna play the game move on
@carloscjr23
@carloscjr23 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, you can. You havent tried. But you gotta be assertive, otherwise you get seen as a creep or whatever. And find easy targets, girls that you know will not overreact to your approach or whatever.
@Ddx629
@Ddx629 2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention, most sexual harassment women face comes from other women. About 45% of sexual harassment men face comes from other men.
@vanhelsingslayerofslores5865
@vanhelsingslayerofslores5865 2 жыл бұрын
I work at the Hospital these bitches come in with the witchcraft in full effect
@jerrymorales2804
@jerrymorales2804 6 жыл бұрын
Whether your White Black Hispanic or any other race.....This Man should be ur guru on how to stop women wasting ur time n money.......
@summer-np6fx
@summer-np6fx 7 жыл бұрын
This Man is A GOD!!!
@trooperjoe73
@trooperjoe73 13 жыл бұрын
Give me a "T" ya'll. Give me an "OOH, NUH", cause we run shit!
@bboohhmmaann
@bboohhmmaann 11 жыл бұрын
go shark go shark! Lol
@shaduwy
@shaduwy 3 жыл бұрын
This guy was a genius. How he managed to uncover insight details into female psyche is unheard of. Just goes to show we all have different purpose in life and our experiences are tailor made to achieving those set objectives.....
@monikidd15
@monikidd15 12 жыл бұрын
These podcasts, have completly changed my view on the world...
@mrWeenerboy
@mrWeenerboy 6 жыл бұрын
Let me tell y’all something...as a 5’ 7” white male, I’d rate myself about 7 out of 10, this man has helped me soooo much, when it comes to women. Because of Patrice O’ Neal...I KILL IT I WITH WOMEN. THIS SHIT WORKS!!!
@jakeizlove
@jakeizlove 12 жыл бұрын
Wish I could have met this dude. Smart and well read.
@Superman5000The
@Superman5000The 12 жыл бұрын
If I knew about Black Phillip, I would've gotten out of the 4 year relationship I was in MUCH earlier than I did.
@RhodesidesReviews
@RhodesidesReviews 11 жыл бұрын
RIP, a true prophet
@GrandFiction
@GrandFiction 10 жыл бұрын
A lot of young men need to listen to him young Men not boys that want to hook up. He sounds like a crude version of my father.
@FredDaImpaler
@FredDaImpaler 6 жыл бұрын
We need him now more than ever.
@Haywerth
@Haywerth 12 жыл бұрын
Damn, I wish Patrice were still alive so I can tell him the shark analogy does NOT stink and was really spot on. Life is so unfair sometimes.
@eezysqueezy
@eezysqueezy 11 жыл бұрын
I swear to God, I lost my shit when Patrice used the phrase 'titty armour'
@overload67
@overload67 12 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU PAT-RICE!!
@TheRobgproductions
@TheRobgproductions 10 жыл бұрын
'its important but it aint special'' .. yes it is! BWAAAK!! ha fucking brilliant
@shiestysean
@shiestysean 12 жыл бұрын
She is the epitome of a women with that mind state
@PeazyG420
@PeazyG420 8 жыл бұрын
god i miss this nigga
@Nonsequitor415
@Nonsequitor415 13 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'Neal is my hero! Every female needs to hear this!
@Emannzo
@Emannzo 7 жыл бұрын
The patience Patrice has is supernatural
@MikeBrownLegend
@MikeBrownLegend 5 жыл бұрын
It's because he knows that not everyone is still operating from what they've been taught to believe, and don't fully see the primal animal psychology at play behind it all.
@OpEditorial
@OpEditorial 13 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Patrice- he's like a sage of wisdom, sorta.
@houseman5815
@houseman5815 7 жыл бұрын
Love my boy Patrice!
@WorshipInTruth
@WorshipInTruth 12 жыл бұрын
He was a seasoned gentlemen.
@arkyandy9612
@arkyandy9612 4 жыл бұрын
All men must hear this!!!!
@raspycellist
@raspycellist 13 жыл бұрын
He's talking about questing, and he's very right about it. Just like questing in a game.
@1ColdFuture
@1ColdFuture Жыл бұрын
-------0:59 1:09Toothless sharks
@Sonnykendrick
@Sonnykendrick 4 жыл бұрын
Omg he’s right
@jabibgalt5551
@jabibgalt5551 2 жыл бұрын
"Aight, you finished, bitch? Now back to shark business."
@Aright231
@Aright231 5 жыл бұрын
Non stop barrage of enlightenment for the masses
@paulkieffer1189
@paulkieffer1189 5 жыл бұрын
fuck we need badly. the best souls hardly ever live long enough.
@robertehrlich1803
@robertehrlich1803 7 жыл бұрын
beast
@hublotkingcole683
@hublotkingcole683 6 жыл бұрын
robert ehrlich y
@rjfink
@rjfink 12 жыл бұрын
Dude, me too. In a big way.
@Larry11181
@Larry11181 4 жыл бұрын
Go shark! Go shark!!!
@peterkutoh3699
@peterkutoh3699 4 жыл бұрын
That part where pretty women control intimidating ugly dudes with their cuteness hits hard. Shark analogy is on another level
@hublotkingcole683
@hublotkingcole683 6 жыл бұрын
“It’s like...tuna fish” 💀💀💀
@andremotivation6561
@andremotivation6561 5 жыл бұрын
Can someone please make an animated video of this with sharks, tunas, bears..
@thekidzcantfathom
@thekidzcantfathom 3 жыл бұрын
Patrice calling himself a "[Xbox] 360 nigga". Could you imagine getting roasted/ or hearing another player get roasted in the group chat? I wish Patrice was alive today so we could do let's plays. That would be legendary.
@FrogBlasters
@FrogBlasters 12 жыл бұрын
"Its the DATING ritual....BWARK!"
@FelipeEscobar86
@FelipeEscobar86 8 ай бұрын
Women in the comments going balls to the wall😂
@jfuya2000
@jfuya2000 13 жыл бұрын
@raspycellist i'm sorry, please explain more. i'm not sure i understand. =)
@raspycellist
@raspycellist 13 жыл бұрын
@jfuya2000 Just like a game like Skyrim, or other dungeon diver like that. It's looking for something, adventuring. Going out and looking for a thing, or conquering something. Do you know what I mean?
@Chooooseeeenone
@Chooooseeeenone 6 жыл бұрын
Let’s say sharks fuck tuna. Patrice was so good at taking dog shit theories and making them not only funny, but logical. 😂 Damn he’s hilarious, wish I would’ve met him
@hurdler69
@hurdler69 12 жыл бұрын
when i was 16 i remember walking around to different stores looking for a wii, when i didnt have money for one, didnt want one, and i already had an xbox 360 lmao
@ek3918
@ek3918 5 жыл бұрын
3:26
@openfist247
@openfist247 13 жыл бұрын
@jahgol Yes. And not just at work. Period. They get to do all kinds of borderline crap and you are expected to pretend that it is not happening.
@JayGrinding
@JayGrinding Жыл бұрын
🤣💯
@sageaizen6837
@sageaizen6837 3 жыл бұрын
go shark go shark hahahah
@raspycellist
@raspycellist 13 жыл бұрын
@jfuya2000 No problem man.
@chango316
@chango316 13 жыл бұрын
go shark, go sharkkkkk, go sharkkkkk. goofy ass dudes lol
@EcheChanga
@EcheChanga 13 жыл бұрын
preachin boi preach Pratricimothy
@asillynoob
@asillynoob 12 жыл бұрын
Madden 2007 nigga. AHAHAHAHA! I laughed so hard
@benburns9505
@benburns9505 4 жыл бұрын
They say men and woman are equal and the same thing. Then in the next breath they ask where the real men are
@jfuya2000
@jfuya2000 13 жыл бұрын
@raspycellist Ohh, I see! Thanks dude =) lol
@focusedallday5620
@focusedallday5620 5 жыл бұрын
When a girl is really with a man that makes her submit then she's truly with a man that is better than her. So the idea of submitting to a man is really for her own benefit and acceptance that he is better and it doesn't not make sense to continue to get into these power struggles.
@ogmike16
@ogmike16 13 жыл бұрын
Lets Just Say Sharks Fucks Tuna o.O lmaoooooo
@iwantthe80sback59
@iwantthe80sback59 2 жыл бұрын
Wish I knew how to split screen Patrice O’Neal and Jordan Peterson, saying the exact same thing in 2 entirely different ways.
@johnclavis
@johnclavis 13 жыл бұрын
@jefffawcett Agreed. Patrice totally misses the boat in the last bit -- yes, it's considered inappropriate for men to hit on female co-workers REPEATEDLY (it isn't really considered sexual harassment to ask a co-worker out once; you have to keep pushing after they say no 2-3 times), but it's *also* considered inappropriate for women to dress unprofessionally... and believe me, that shit is laid out in plain English, and it more or less tracks with common sense: no miniskirts, no tube tops, etc.
@MrBadApple999
@MrBadApple999 12 жыл бұрын
Huh...i was a male shark without even knowin
@johnclavis
@johnclavis 13 жыл бұрын
@jahgol LOL So who *are* the women at your office "getting away with" touching and talking to, if not you? Some good-looking dude?
@Fullmetaltracer
@Fullmetaltracer 12 жыл бұрын
patrice in his infinite wisdom got that part wrong men focus on scholarly pursuits and things like art literature etc. women's world revolve around material objects he had it backwards.
@oneeyehooly9537
@oneeyehooly9537 4 жыл бұрын
Don't you ever insult the king like that again
@richig761
@richig761 11 жыл бұрын
He wants a reason to beat women? Then why does he ALWAYS say never to touch women? He is thinking logically. I don't agree with everything he says. Although, he's thinking outside of the little politically correct box that most live in. He understands men and women very well. That comes from a lot of deep thinking.
@havinagoodtimefour20
@havinagoodtimefour20 12 жыл бұрын
how do you give a girl a fifty fifty come on patrice you should know that..
@SooprSkwurl
@SooprSkwurl 13 жыл бұрын
ahh...women live in "you shouldn't" because society/men let it trickle down that "we shouldn't"
@misomaniac3907
@misomaniac3907 3 жыл бұрын
This woman's voice makes me a misogynist.
@Monscent
@Monscent 10 жыл бұрын
Patrice was funny as hell...his views on women I think were distorted as fuck from a young age tho (eg by his rape conviction) and he was clearly very angry at women his whole life after that
@trillgates2452
@trillgates2452 9 жыл бұрын
you mean the rape that he didn't actually commit?
@trillgates2452
@trillgates2452 9 жыл бұрын
you mean the rape that he didn't actually commit?
@samusgenesis
@samusgenesis 9 жыл бұрын
+Monscent nah. He was forced to think about how to best make himself happy in this lame world and he is sharing the conclusions he came to on how to think when pursuing and maintaining a relationship. Though your actions might be similar to others, the mindset behind the actions might be completely different which makes a difference.
@Monscent
@Monscent 9 жыл бұрын
+samusgenesis Thats just not true man.. Just listen to Dante Nero who did this podcast with him, even he says that Patrice had major issues with sort of hating women, and that he himself wasnt against admitting that. It stemmed from him having problems with the rape accusation as well as the fact that he really didnt attract girls at all until later in life once he started his whole alpha mentality.
@samusgenesis
@samusgenesis 9 жыл бұрын
+Monscent On the later episodes, Patrice and Jeffery was talking. Jeffery - "I mean, I love women" Patrice - "nigga, I love women too." Besides, if he just hated women, he wouldn't have had Von for all them years. He hated how women acted in his generation but not women all together. If you "hate" something, you wouldn't want anything to do with it. Realism is not hatred. He was real and he was passionate about his awakening. He knew hate was a strong word to use directly against women through listening to his convo with Dante. That was the only word he could think of at the time. "I know I'm using these strong words, but it shouldn't add to that?!"
@jefffawcett
@jefffawcett 13 жыл бұрын
I love Patrice, but he's out of his mind here. Spoken just like a black male comic who has never worked in an office in his life.
@Dommy11
@Dommy11 7 жыл бұрын
First of all not every workplace is an office. Also, he was on The Office. That counts.
@tofumar
@tofumar 13 жыл бұрын
Meh. Pretty weak stuff. I think he surrounded himself with the wrong women.
@samidarwish86
@samidarwish86 7 жыл бұрын
tofumar bitch
@mocitymedia92
@mocitymedia92 5 жыл бұрын
Dumb bitch
@ricardoh87
@ricardoh87 Жыл бұрын
can you express your own thoughts instead of just repeating other women's opinions?
@droma51090
@droma51090 11 жыл бұрын
all patrice ever wanted was to legally be able to beat women
@originalman5722
@originalman5722 4 жыл бұрын
I smell a simp... He never said that. He wanted a man's strength to only be recognized, not exhibited.
@ricardoh87
@ricardoh87 Жыл бұрын
bro he literally said the exact opposite. You are an NPC in a woman's world
@droma51090
@droma51090 11 жыл бұрын
there is nothing 'deep' about his thinking, do yourself a favor and stop
@samidarwish86
@samidarwish86 7 жыл бұрын
d rom bitch
@originalman5722
@originalman5722 4 жыл бұрын
It's hard to explain advanced mathematics to an ant...
@ek3918
@ek3918 5 жыл бұрын
3:24
@eleojimenez6398
@eleojimenez6398 5 жыл бұрын
5:30
@eleojimenez6398
@eleojimenez6398 5 жыл бұрын
7:07
@eleojimenez6398
@eleojimenez6398 5 жыл бұрын
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