Patrice O'Neal Women Advice - "You Can Get Her"

[@MrMattyMan]

You can hear the smile in this woman's voice. She's doing, and enjoying, what all women do: Setting men up to fight each other.

[@GT6SuzukaTimeTrials]

Is that why my recent ex girl wants me to meet her new boyfriend? I keep telling her I don't want to meet that man. Don't need male friends.

[@James_I_Archer]

@@GT6SuzukaTimeTrials bro she is shit testing her new boyfriend and you don’t need that drama

[@markilleen4027]

@@GT6SuzukaTimeTrials why would you even talk to her, unless you want revenge in that case make the new dude your best friend and spend all your time with him and tell him about all the chicks your fucking

[@christiancardenas6811]

Why the F would you even be talking to your ex still? Unless she's still blowing you on the regular, you are wasting your time. Get a new chick and lose your exes number. Jesus

[@denzel9455]

@@GT6SuzukaTimeTrials i don't understand how guys like you can stay in contact with ex girlfriends unless we have kids together there is no way i could stay in contact with any ex. Mind-blowing

[@lagroad]

The second she said "he's just a friend" every red pill i've ever taken screamed "BULLSHIT"

[@VenomKpp]

a week later "I was drunk!"

[@luvbig41]

I am glad I wasn't just being paranoid.

[@1stNumberOne]

Yea, bullshit.

[@teleportsaroundyou4629]

“Now girl, let’s not pretend”

[@formeraxe117]

It annoys me when Patrice is trying to break down something important, and everyone else talks over him.

[@noble20xx56]

For real. Sometimes critical info is buried in the mess lol.

[@silentwitness536]

They know damn well he understands women better.

[@MyUniqueHandle.]

I wish Patrice would tell them to shut the fuck up so he can get his point out

[@LEXICON-DEVIL]

Patrice talks over everyone allllllllll the time.

[@silentwitness536]

@@LEXICON-DEVIL We rather that, cos he the only one making sense.

[@thedog5k]

Actually got mad hearing this. That woman is evil.

[@skateboarding118]

AWALT

[@jonwhite549]

That woman is the average woman.

[@mysticlegion8088]

She is not evil she is just being honest.

[@willmiller9981]

It's also his fault for not leaving her as soon as that happened. They weren't married yet so he wouldn't have gotten divorce raped. Quite frankly the just thing to do would be to take her out on a boat trip into international waters and blow her brains out, but leaving her would suffice.

[@jonwhite549]

@@mysticlegion8088 honestly evil.

[@newmarketdispatch4830]

powerful words from a philosopher biz markie..."never trust a girl who says she just has a friend" come to mind

[@laminebaazi4376]

oh baby you

[@anythingbutmyrealname]

you got what I neeeed

[@PANIC61513]

But if you’re threatened by your girl’s male orbiters then you already lost.

[@sir.bendover3299]

@@PANIC61513 The threat being they might fuck my girl, so forgive people for being sus 😂

[@PANIC61513]

Sir. Ben Dover no, if you’re threatened she’ll be more likely to cheat. If you act as though those guys are insignificant and you continue to please your girl you’re not immune from human error, but far less likely of being cheated on. Trying to control your girl and who she speaks to never ends well.

[@mrherron7755]

She’s the reason a lot of men have been accused/convicted of rape

[@AmrothPalantir]

@John Smith like Depp and Ms.Turd? 🤔

[@silentwitness536]

@@AmrothPalantir ms turd didnt accuse depp of that

[@redram5150]

She’s the reason a lot of women are murdered by their husbands and it’s totally justifiable

[@vasjaklun6008]

That brief hesitation "We're just...friends" at 2:57 is all you need to hear.

[@rolexflex]

nice catch! women tell actually a lot non verbally, which is something to think about.

[@damiie81]

The husband deserves everything he gets for staying with her after all this

[@9525joe]

💯

[@patrusso7278]

If he leaves... then he really gets hosed! Alimony & maybe child support... lose the house.

[@damiie81]

@@patrusso7278 there's always a price to pay for freedom..

[@icemike1]

@@patrusso7278 and

[@madonnakincade33]

@@patrusso7278 he wouldn't have to pay nun she cheated

[@papakeno1105]

It is out of this world how fast Patrice analyzes the situation and calls it out! Just after a couple of phrases he knows what is up. This must be a personal record even for him. GOAT

[@Realogn]

Na when you see the same situation unfold time and time again you get what’s considered experience some retain it and have what’s now wisdom that’s what I’ve come to realize I be telling woman they lying say how I know and they’ll just admit it

[@papakeno1105]

@@Realogn That's not aplicable to this example though. Being good at sniffing out bull shit is just being sensitive towards certain behaviours. I have that too. What Patrice is doing here is reading off an entire personality out of body language, energy and a couple of sentences.

[@1stNumberOne]

MAN these Patrice vids are like a MASTER CLASS in deciphering people. Not just women either. He has a VERY good way of knowing people’s true intentions. It’s amazing. I get a lot of what he says but I can’t for the life of me figure out how he does it. Truly a LEGEND!

[@tyroneking6883]

Take the filter off with people, unfiltered and be dead honest with yourself

[@scottbarker21]

Love it when women show us their true nature

[@michaelbennett4554]

If your wife would rather talk to a guy who can’t even get his words out that’s hilarious

[@theamazingempiricist]

This is disgusting, what you're witnessing is the last days of a rotting empire

[@tune6000]

Huh

[@snapeinvader]

@@tune6000 He's referring to the fall of America.

[@zachs652]

I agree. Here to enjoy the decline

[@skateboarding118]

Chitlins Justice Of course they do. So what lol, you give a shit about female validation?

[@theamazingempiricist]

@@Earthad23 simp mindset

[@itsarendezvous]

"If any of you were in that situation, you'd do it too" lmaoooo "What!?"

[@StayFractalesque]

circular logic never applies but they always Try It, they can't help it

[@ALT3REDB3AST]

"He's just a friend" Famous last words.....

[@theninjararar]

not unless your OJ's wife

[@Cmonbro444]

Everyone is shocked and appalled but Patrice. He sees right through the bitch. Their story was making me all kinds of bothered until i realized maybe they're just swingers, but that also doesn't matter. This is another piece of gold where Patrice cuts so hard and so fast through the bull shit you have to rewind again and again to hear the lesson which can't be taught.

[@MadTwozOfficial]

What is the lesson

[@0nyisi]

@@MadTwozOfficial you can’t let your girl decide what’s what because it leads to both of yall being worse off. i think

[@0nyisi]

@@MadTwozOfficial ultimately he’s responsible for his situation and you shouldn’t let yourself end up in the same type of scenario

[@JD-go2qj]

Not swingers. In this case, the woman is fucking other men with the husband's knowledge, but he isn't getting any pussy himself. That's called cuckolding.

[@titto2602]

@@0nyisi I don't get your explanation of the message, you mean that you should let let your girl to decide things in a relationship?

[@robertstraw9881]

Patrice could see into people’s souls. You weren’t getting any bullshit past him.

[@redcrossman9014]

This was hard to listen to...im going for a walk

[@anythingbutmyrealname]

Same g absolutely deplorable

[@phocia]

:(

[@AFDK80HD]

For real. Reminds me of my favorite drug i'll never do again....narcissistic women.

[@clarke762]

Dane King Fax

[@blkd2674]

Made me feel to throw up

[@edwardlindley6269]

This woman is why we have a problem with this country

[@BigSaltyBoi]

Her and the men that encourage this. Not trained at all. Smh

[@Earthad23]

This is what people do y’all , nature does what it does

[@Gomes719]

But simp would still wife those type

[@jghifiversveiws8729]

@@Gomes719 Paul clearly did

[@Gomes719]

@@jghifiversveiws8729 💯

[@Kopojken]

I used to think that Patrice’s methods were a bit harsh but fuck that…Now I understand his logic…

[@stuntcox5731]

It seems harsh at first but it’s to prevent it from going this FAR. If my man would’ve went DEFCON 1 when he was supposed to, he’d have all of his sanity and happiness.

[@InvictusRed1911]

Paul. Is. The. Worst. He deserves whatever she does to him.

[@rdcruick]

Facts. What a pussy.

[@JohnDoe-jc6xu]

Nino Titan in the end you get what you deserve, you get what you allow.

[@hansmemling7605]

Why is he the worst? I'd say that Denise chick is the worst. She sounds horrible.

[@jordanharkins97]

@@ninotitan you deserve whatever you allow to happen to you.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

No Filter Paul? More like No Backbone Paul. Unless he & Denise were into that sort of humiliation thing then whatever, consenting adults & all that...

[@luvbig41]

"He's just a friend!!!" ....with that laugh. LMAO!!! She said "He (the bathroom encounter) was packing but not Paul. LMAO!!! Paul has to have low self-esteem if he is still with this chick.

[@quietstorm6553]

Correct. He didn't think much of himself by marrying her. She has no guilt about her spontaneous event. She is a thrill seeker. She framed the encounter to sound like she wasn't into it, but that's clearly BS. Sadly for him, her hedonistic ways will lead to his destruction.

[@josemontano7767]

The old O&A show stills holds up. I wish it was still on.

[@titto2602]

The only good thing about it was Patrice. Now that Patrice is gone there is nothing worthwhile about it

[@aseelshahpoor]

I can't even listen to this.. It sickens me how some women just have no respect for themselves firstly and their partners.

[@Codiisright]

"Women belong in cages" is something I used to say as a joke. Used to.

[@klaus2913]

If you treats others as the do not matter, you are treating yourself in the same way. People have forgot what ethics and morals truly are.

[@godemperorpepe]

Women found out how to make themselves social media goddesses. They’d rather have 10 mindless Simps over one self respecting man who knows his worth.

[@sobashamrit5644]

Come to think of it, she says it's a "bathroom incounter"not "rape" their for she's using soft language to justify her actions. More to the point, if she didn't want it she would have called it "rape" and take it to the police on top of that she has the guy form the "bathroom incounter" with her , woman tell on themselves without saying a word, the body never lies.

[@nightfighter7452]

"their for" lol

[@afridibinsayed9864]

yeah it's rape when outsider does something with a married women doesn't matter if she wants it or not but when her husband does doesn't matter if she screams ' no' it ain't rape

[@hansmemling7605]

She sounds like she is enjoying it. All of it.

[@drewinsur7321]

Women feed on drama, their life are boring, they dont know about nothing, dont play nothing, dont learn nothing, go nowhere, thats why soap operas kind of content are the most popular midia behind children shows

[@Squeakypickles619]

That lady sounds like stans wife from american dad

[@davidking6242]

I was thinking that she sounded like Francine too now I can't unhear it

[@jordanharkins97]

@@0mnicide franny cheated on stan too so it’s actually comparable

[@gregbredenko2290]

@@jordanharkins97 when did she cheat on Stan? In fact Stan came closest to cheating if anything when he got married to that other woman for an episode

[@MagicMan-x3g]

@@gregbredenko2290 the timeline for those adult cartoon shows arnt consistent but theres an episode where stan discovers haleys not his daughter and tries to go back in time to prevent her birth when francine cheated on him

[@gregbredenko2290]

@@MagicMan-x3g oh yea! My bad man forgot about that. It was the night before their wedding too I think

[@marcelljackson2868]

Wait a min she top this dude off in the bathroom an he still with her WHAT THE HELL

[@luvbig41]

THAT'S. what I said!!! WTF?

[@silentwitness536]

She's probably the best toppy he's ever had.

[@--stylergames--802]

This was a rollercoaster of a conversation 😂😂😂

[@Jazzglenn]

If the genders were switched, OOOOOOH BOY... How things can be soo unfair....

[@canomartinez6628]

some women take evil to a whole nother level.

[@whirlysquirrely3368]

Wtf was this conversation!

[@mrDeathtrooper]

When I hear a guy says he’s friends with a IMO a good looking woman it’s makes me sick.

[@morbidtoaster8615]

It was pretty hard to listen to a lot of this.

[@dungeon-wn4gw]

@@bigkeith1022 the difference is, a guy can't get any girl he wants, and she could get dick like I get a hot dog at a food stand.

[@TherealSIRenity]

morbid toaster fr

[@StayFractalesque]

@@morbidtoaster8615 whaddya mean, this is gold, should be mandatory listening for all men..

[@stevetheiii477]

if the good-looking woman has a personality that you don't wanna deal with then its ok to just consider her a friend at least if you can tolerate her on that aspect

[@denissdennis]

This is the kind of woman to put Mike Tyson in jail😬😬😶

[@denissdennis]

that put*

[@Gomes719]

💯

[@afroslacker7383]

"Dont save her, she don't wanna be saved" - J Cole

[@unklemelshow4775]

- Project Pat

[@halvey8518]

"I was in the stall where am I supposed to go” (after she claimed he barged in). "We went in together he pulled me into the bathroom” Something doesn’t exactly add up here

[@mrDeathtrooper]

Im sorry when Big A started talking I laughed.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

We all do.

[@abloshow91]

This whole thing doesnt sound real i swear to u i tbot it was some kind of bit

[@rustysmackleford2333]

@@abloshow91 bingo

[@christiancardenas6811]

Similar experience for me. My buddy had a girlfriend, she knew I thought she was cute too. He was a dick to her, and broke up with her during her finals. ALL of a sudden, she starts calling me for "advice", wanting to hang out. This happened again and again as they constantly got back together then broke up. I realized later all she was doing was using me to make my friend jealous and get him wanting her again. Lol live and learn.

[@Christopher0632]

And you screwed her and destroyed the relationship with your buddy. Congratulations, lol.

[@christiancardenas6811]

@@Christopher0632 I didnt sleep with her. She just hung out with me to make my "friend" think that it was a possibility. And my "friend" was a douche as he was playing with her mind, too. I was just the idiot middle man not realizing what was happening lol

[@drewinsur7321]

@@christiancardenas6811 dude... if you are familiar with patrice on opie&anthony, he said a bunch of times that when a girl/wife breakups with his friends, there is no reason for him to ever talk to them again besides being polite. Your friends exes should be nobody in your life besides the fact they used to date your friend. She pulled such a old trick, dont get me wrong i hope you learned, i also had to burn my finger in the oven

[@christiancardenas6811]

@@drewinsur7321 Agree. I was young and naive back then. That "friend" of mine ended up being a huge douche also lol So it makes sense that they would be perfectly imperfect for each other.

[@capoeiristadd]

She's using him for non sexual attention

[@lcbryant78]

Ah... You are so right. She’s still a shitty human being.

[@str8904]

She cheated on her boyfriend once, you really think this bitch wouldn't do it again?

[@mightymoeish]

I can’t believe any of this is real.

[@averyt6521]

Our mothers 2

[@deanvassil]

Ahhhh, "he's 7...." That means hes 5 & 1/2 ahahaha

[@rehakmate]

centimeters XD

[@spoonman73]

@Riso lol chicks suck at math, what do you expect?

[@hnt1445]

Women don't know what 7" is

[@crzxm]

🎶But she says he's just a friend 🎶

[@eezzzybucketz3855]

They said that shit in perfect unison lol 3:36

[@St.CrimsonTweets]

Patrice didn't bother to say shit nicely, he just said it how it was.

[@BodyByBenSLC]

I can't believe this woman she gos back and forth on if she was raped. She is evil because it makes things more difficult for people that actually are victims.

[@ParalyzedPlinker]

"bitch, you make me sick" -patrice

[@lcbryant78]

This is disturbing. I feel sick.

[@AGfrom83]

Who the black UK soap actor who's name starts with D and ends in S.

[@luxypher7475]

Bruh she exposed herself. Now we know fr fr

[@TheShowOff2I]

ALL women do, you just have to let them talk and they will eventually tell on themselves without even knowing.

[@2.T00T]

Woooooooooooow that’s a first ever in black guy history.

[@colluminati2988]

This is a seriously underrated comment

[@BoqPrecision]

I know a black guy who got away with it...

[@darthsalad6211]

@%101 Real [NOT FAKE !!!] I guarantee it happens more than you'd think, at least in terms of rape which is rare.

[@temporary6715]

%101 Real [NOT FAKE !!!] or maybe.... as with big a .... she led him on..... the girl going as a black penis? Nah... being raped against her will is more plausible.

[@AHighlander]

Kobe?

[@HeavenShallTremble]

She is the most evil woman I ever heard. Jesus christ

[@Sealwithwificonnection]

She's a gal who hasn't been put in her place

[@Dimz30]

She the devil

[@pitraque]

A woman using two men what a classic!!!

[@tkhannibal2476]

Dude was looking to be "Me Too-d". Pinned her in a stall and she decided to go down on him. An 'Encounter' as she describes it. Whaaaat!!!????

[@thegreatdamiano8565]

I just lost my respect I women I think

[@ExoticGamingGB]

good thats step one

[@geromerca6734]

99.8% of woman

[@furqueue9590]

I wonder who the black british soap star was...

[@lexus119]

10:20 is hilarious 🤣 😆

[@Kion-Creative-Media]

Anyone else catch her response to Patrice @11:04? Bitch is for the streets!!

[@antonpeep9297]

She’s a sly devil who know exactly what shes doing …never let a woman waist your time

[@elombekisala941]

4:53 sound logic🙃

[@89tilinfinity29]

damn that thumbnail made me think it was one of his stand up sets I hadn't seen. --_--

[@virgOyodA]

Sorry. Here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3_Tg5aYoMqCqskm15s or kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6vSh6Buo5aEjLs

[@jesswilson6012]

Same

[@lexus119]

8:54 the best laugh ever

[@KabooM1067]

Wow Patrice really understands women. The man is a God to me at this point, from the few clips I have seen where he talks about women. Does he have a full guide on the topic? xD.

[@robertnicholls9917]

The Black Phillip Show is essentially a book. You won't agree with everything but it's a good foundation. kzbin.info

[@KabooM1067]

@@robertnicholls9917 Yeah I've found it and listened to a few episodes already.

[@9525joe]

She’s disrespectful for even saying her husband’s penis size and a bigger bird for telling that bathroom story as a married woman. Dude ain’t set up not boundaries or rules of conduct for her.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

I need an update: is Paul still getting punked by Denise? Is Big A still involved with them?

[@krmitt5]

She left him for big A and then started to resent Big A for not being a big enough asshole aka the toxic dude Paul she resented before and beforehand loved..... She then left Big A for his brother and then so on and so forth with their father. Cuz money...... You picking up what Im laying down?

[@rajdep561]

@@krmitt5 Then all three of them run a train on her while paul watches from a keyhole

[@Respect2theFallen]

"Dont r*pe me I'll do it" 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hypnosisbeats]

Such a bizarre conversation, hard to believe this woman lol

[@TheSnoozeFox]

I wonder who the English guy they were talking about was, I live in England and will probably know it

[@justlooking4202]

Same. I tried to figure it out but couldn't.

[@theninjararar]

des coleman i'm pretty sure

[@Tseatv757]

I would love to hear a chicks opinion on this lmao

[@silentwitness536]

This should be debated in a feminist lecture.

[@Cub__]

What do you think would happen? The "Woman Code" ofc they'd believe she's in the right.

[@oskarkarrera]

the slow guy does not seem that slow, he is the snake in the grass

[@oneskinnyhonky]

The only thing slow about Big A is his response time; he knew what he was getting into with this couple, plus he liked the attention from Denise.

[@ChristusRex081]

4:08 you know what else works?... The Muslim faith... women should cover up in public and shouldn't be let out the house unsupervised

[@dudeskidude8376]

Gabriel Sosa Islam is right about women? lmao

[@hgrimes9824]

Fuck that let them become cat hoes.

[@ChristusRex081]

@@hgrimes9824 wouldn't you want 10 hoes for yourself instead of one who belongs to the streets but occasionally visits you with him still on her lips?

[@aomda355]

@@ChristusRex081 It's only four women we're allowed to have and our women don't have a problem with it. If one acts up, the others shut her up to try and be on your good side so they are always competing for attention. The reason monogamous relationships aren't the best is that your one woman is the sole attention and the spotlight is shining on her, she needs to be competing for that attention and work for it. We all know anything tastes better when we work for it. And hey, if you can support all your wives financially I fail to see why not

[@ChristusRex081]

@@aomda355 im converting to Islam right now✊ I'm not religious but damn it sounds good

[@tvbuu]

So many red pills in this my god.

[@rik8909]

"Would you like a spot of rape?" Patrice O'Neal xD

[@kingedwardthenow]

at 10:40 lmaooooo

[@danielbou-assy446]

i dont know how paul is still with her thats mind boggoling

[@VickStarkiller]

Can someone simplify this for me?

[@artemijsstefanovs3465]

That’s just fucked, all I can say…

[@hotlucky5622]

that man who's married to her deserves whatever he gets.

[@GE0attack]

Which episode from it was let me know please.

[@tpthedj_]

This was hard to listen to.

[@perfectwhine742]

WHO IS PAUL??

[@user-xg5kv2yp6g]

A dude that listens to the show. No joke

[@avatarhuss2]

Paul field

[@poundface1597]

Damson idris is the only don I could find matching the description, anyone know if its him?

[@LawrenceGardiner]

Way too young for the time this happened. Damson was probably 12 at the time.

[@silentwitness536]

My guess, Danny Sapani.

[@LawrenceGardiner]

@@silentwitness536 I dont think so. 'First name starts with a D and ends with an S. Also Sapani is a pretty big guy, they described somebody a lot smaller. Denise said that it was something to do with a soap and Paul was involved in an Eastenders Revealed documentary, so I'm assuming it's an Eastenders actor.

[@silentwitness536]

@@LawrenceGardiner I thought she said his initials were D.S.

[@LawrenceGardiner]

@@silentwitness536 Ant said does his first name start with a D... ...and end with an S.

[@ZKAZA2014]

What you going to the party as, ‘ divorced’

[@andykopjas5390]

I used to love all of these but the older I get the more I realise how fake they all are

[@prOflod]

Please someone tell me this is not real, this gotta be a skit or some sh*t, there is no way this is 2 REAL humans that called in and did this publicly.

[@michaelmurray6264]

Watching this makes my head hurt

[@silentwitness536]

So did anyone work out who the actor was lol

[@silentwitness536]

No idea, but there is a Black English actor called Danny Sapani.

[@kylemedeiros6907]

I’m not saying this wasn’t entertaining but the title is misleading.

[@tomashill7703]

Bruh, if that’s all to that rape story then she’s wanted that fantasy to happen her whole life. SMH Paul for staying

[@javirios3107]

Wtf is wrong with the comments? Patrice always said "It's always a mans fault"

[@silentwitness536]

Did you watch the whole video?

[@javirios3107]

@@silentwitness536 Yes, why?

[@nickd7036]

Wait....which one's Opie and which one's Anthony?

[@matarel]

omg the husband... poor bastard

[@wyldebore4089]

Who’s the British actor they’re talking about?

[@noahjoseph9608]

This is how killers are made

[@tkhannibal2476]

This wouldn't fly today.

[@bangnee]

Why is he still with her? What am I missing?

[@808Ballinoutofcontro]

Liar 🤥

[@ObscureManifesto]

Holy crap is this actually real life? Is this lady for real?

[@phoenixrize2411]

Why stay with this woman 🤔

[@jgrullon32]

Pussy whipped

[@user-gg7mr4gr5x]

Who was the soap star

[@i_am_thebatman]

This is like some Caligula type crap

[@phocia]

Im losing the will to live.