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@TakkV26 жыл бұрын
This convinces me the only reason Pat isnt a drug addict is he's too afraid of needles
@death2boredom3384 жыл бұрын
Might also be because his brother acting as an example of what that would make him.
@death2boredom3384 жыл бұрын
@Foy Compton Drug using fuck up
@zaodedong99354 жыл бұрын
You can do drugs in other ways. You know that, right?
@MrLeonLuffy3 жыл бұрын
@@zaodedong9935 great now he's addicted to needleless drugs because of you
@Detective_Bonghits Жыл бұрын
So am I but drugs rule
@dsalucas6 жыл бұрын
I play the card "Pat of Greed," by drawing the ire of my girlfriend, it allows me to gain 200 dollars from chat.
@Heywebster926 жыл бұрын
dsalucas this comment needs more credit! 😂😂
@TheMrrccava5 жыл бұрын
Oh, ooohhh, OOOOOOOOOHHHHH THAT'S A FUCKING GOOD ONE
@tomhill32484 жыл бұрын
But what does Pot of greed do?
@zanethezaniest2743 жыл бұрын
@@tomhill3248 Makes u high as fuck
@homersimpson902106 жыл бұрын
“It’s only $100, that’s basically free!” Oh Pat...
@cal5935 жыл бұрын
"that's like of the bank just gives you $2" No that's like if you have the bank $4 and the bank gave you $2
@alldayagain5 жыл бұрын
If you think of all the content and tips he generated, it was basically free
@GrayD_Fox2 жыл бұрын
Rich people are out of date
@awsomeDualshock6 жыл бұрын
_"We told him being aware of his addiction was the first step to overcoming it... But I'm afraid that awareness has only shown him a path to channel that addiction."_
@InvaderKaz20086 жыл бұрын
Pat Boivin is the only man I know who can waste loads of money on fake space money to buy ninja hats and somehow come out with a net gain to his bank account.
@Handsomeanthony686 жыл бұрын
$320! That's awesome.
@jaegerwolf9096 жыл бұрын
I did the conversion of USD to Canadian Dollar. He actually came out with 416.97!!
@DrErikNefarious5 жыл бұрын
I wish I could do something that dumb and walk away with a 300% increase in money
@MugdhaMahdiShams4 жыл бұрын
He put all his exp points into "Idiot Savant"
@Yal_Rathol4 жыл бұрын
i'd like to remind you all that this man, in his own words, flunked the fuck out of macroeconomics. do not take his advice on money, unless that advice is "i will give you $400 for free", then you take that and run.
@LonelyIslandKid096 жыл бұрын
Remember kids:You lose money if you don't spend money.
@Kevinofrepublic6 жыл бұрын
XTheProtagonistX with a sale that good you literally are losing money. Its like theyre giving it to you. Why wouldnt you accept it?
@LonelyIslandKid096 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Is free and cool make-believe money in exchange for boring lame ass real money! It's radical! Its not even for me. Its for my space wizard ninja.
@malacara13356 жыл бұрын
You gotta spend money to get money.
@zorth47296 жыл бұрын
This is technically true. You lose money through inflation.
@GreatCanadianGuy6 жыл бұрын
Pat's on-screen persona is one of the best and most well performed characters I have ever seen.
@clockworkphysicist6 жыл бұрын
Because from what I've heard, his on screen persona is prooobably his off screen one too.
@MrGMoney19446 жыл бұрын
GreatCanadianGuy Matt used to ham it up back in the day, but Pat's always been the dickhead we know and love.
@WishIWasAWolf6 жыл бұрын
*inserts Silent Hill 3 scene* Persona? It looks like a persona to you?
@ThePandaAgenda6 жыл бұрын
He plays the existential nihilism so well, you almost feel like he might end his life at any second.
@Michael-bn1oi5 жыл бұрын
I don’t think it’s a persona. I think he’s just a bit shit
@jeangreffsbp6 жыл бұрын
"Im going to shit on your open mouth" Joke's on you Paige,thats the man who said he would be a toilet if it meant living forever,you gotta step your game up
@zoogzinnizgooz5426 жыл бұрын
Johnny Guitar GOLD Edit: Wait, I mean PLATINUM.
@iller36 жыл бұрын
Too much effort when she could just dook in the Machine that would pump it down his throat
@Vtubears6 жыл бұрын
The donations basically validating his point of "free money" is killing me.
@GrayD_Fox2 жыл бұрын
It's only free money to him, but us regular folk don't have that problem because we all have to work for the money.
@BrJPGameplay6 жыл бұрын
"that's basically free money" Pat you're sick, stop, think of your son Elmo
@KibuShiyo6 жыл бұрын
THE BABY
@Draliseth6 жыл бұрын
@@KibuShiyo So Elmo is the baby?
@KibuShiyo6 жыл бұрын
@@Draliseth Yes, but you also have to worry about the other baby
@Draliseth6 жыл бұрын
@@KibuShiyo ~cough~ I'm... I'm a lil out of the loop here.
@mindmaster3235 жыл бұрын
I remember him explaining this on twitter and it was hilarious because he said it was something his mom instilled in him cause she thinks the same way.
@elizabethholley32026 жыл бұрын
Yoshikage Pat just wants to look pretty in space.
@jakejutras27336 жыл бұрын
Mark Holley who doesnt? Space ninja style is to die for.
@goldenboy97486 жыл бұрын
He has to have the prettiest space pony
@zacharywagner60546 жыл бұрын
Solidus you’re doing the Lord’s work by showing us the dangers of addiction and marital disputes. Thank you
@SvenHolgersson6 жыл бұрын
This is why you don't marry your own sister
@Kevinofrepublic6 жыл бұрын
Damn it. I was going to comment "Marital? Theyre siblings theyre not married" but someone else beat me to the incest joke.
@theangryfinger57956 жыл бұрын
"My happiness is fake ninja money." Deep, Pats justification game is strong
@Dlnew36 жыл бұрын
They need to marry for no other reason than so Paige can legally have control over Pat's funds and bank account
@tylercafe12606 жыл бұрын
Dennis Newman The trick is Pat is spending all the wedding money ;)
@bradlast78396 жыл бұрын
is that how you think that works?
@JackgarPrime6 жыл бұрын
Only if he can also control her McDonald's and mustard spending.
@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead5 жыл бұрын
@@bradlast7839 IT is how it works. It's the United Republic of Canada, you son of a bitch.
@aliciafraser18355 жыл бұрын
@@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead Just another reason for me to absolutely hate that dreadful country then.
@Cassie-q3k6 жыл бұрын
Pats balls are so exposed I can even distinguish the good ball from the bad one
@thestormtrooperwhocanaim4965 жыл бұрын
One is a teeny bit lower than the other. One he favors more. Which one is that? Probably the good one
@sukillakiable6 жыл бұрын
HE SAID "SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED" THE SAME WAY DSP SAYS IT TO EXCUSE HIMSELF
@awesometown10006 жыл бұрын
MarcosMWL DSP is the version of Pat that fully gave in to his scumbag ways
@JackgarPrime6 жыл бұрын
"Wuh ha 'appened wus..."
@PookieDaExzile6 жыл бұрын
Bowser Dsp is the Darkside, Plague is the light and Pat is just tryin to find his way.
@KotoRyu6 жыл бұрын
DSP is Pat if Pat had no self awareness and thus allowed arrogance to turn him into a pompous dirtbag
@rustyshackleford15086 жыл бұрын
DarkSydePat
@vorporal8764 Жыл бұрын
“WE HAVE TO THINK OF THE BABY PAT” -PeachSaliva Aged so well congrats to them and it’s funny seeing this from so long ago
@TimPoultney6 жыл бұрын
Also you missed the best part -- Ssaryn SCREAMING insults toward Pat in chat when Pat threw him under the bus.
@convolutedclarity6 жыл бұрын
Yewd Notisum Oh thats pretty strong.
@marialuke21166 жыл бұрын
lol wut
@shaddykack5 жыл бұрын
Those spore proccs are deadly.
@tomhill32484 жыл бұрын
I wish I could see that.
@valeria2624 жыл бұрын
Tom Hill is it not in the twitch archives or something?
@despadas6 жыл бұрын
Pat deflecting the conversation from his 100 dollars purchase into fake pronunciation
@Pragabond6 жыл бұрын
It was a good if not futile effort.
@AndromedaRoach6 жыл бұрын
My family moved from Britain to the US when I was five. I changed my accent to fit in at school. "Kewpon" was one of the few Americanisms I never adopted. Others are "yo-gurt" and "oorange."
@Pragabond6 жыл бұрын
How the hell do you say yogurt and orange then? I can think of no other ways.
@edelbrock4436 жыл бұрын
In Britain orange can be rhymed with banana
@DaCaLsTa77776 жыл бұрын
for me personally as a brit I say it as yog-urt.
@convolutedclarity6 жыл бұрын
"We won the battle that wasnt even worth fighting." Were proud of you pat, that was some inspirational shit right there.
@MysteriousJojo6 жыл бұрын
“50% is better than 75%” what
@aprendizdefegelein6 жыл бұрын
Don't think about it man. Addicits never make sense
@461Dragonman6 жыл бұрын
"75% is good, but 50% off is basically free money." -Fuccboivan
@despadas6 жыл бұрын
his loot junkie mentality started to mess with his head. It's like he was teleported back to WoW and Heartstone and Overwatch
@connorp30306 жыл бұрын
This man has a degree in psychology
@Mikon5956 жыл бұрын
How does that make you feel?
@SOULKINGSAMA926 жыл бұрын
I really do enjoy that the stream chat gives pat the drugs then says "You have the needle do what you will"
@louiesalmon39326 жыл бұрын
SOULKINGSAMA92 *Literally* "Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack"
@convolutedclarity6 жыл бұрын
Now im just imagining fan art of saryn holding a crack pipe in pats mouth while saying "Do it coward, i bet you dont even smoke crack."
@tomhill32484 жыл бұрын
@@convolutedclarity I really want to see that lo0g of saryn yelling at Pat in twitch chat.
@armchairmaster4 жыл бұрын
Louie Salmon Viper manifests across hip-hop space and time to make sure that Pat isn't a "bitch-ass [REDACTED]".
@TheHaloAdventureShow2 жыл бұрын
That's some (The Idea of Evil telling Griffith to do what he wants despite the course of action Griffith took was a direct cause by TIOE and Griffith simply answers "I want wings") type shit
@despadas6 жыл бұрын
You can see his pupils dilating as the video progresses, he was already getting high from his unpurchases in his mind
@zomboids21006 жыл бұрын
Daniel García I mean, have you ever gone shopping during sales? All those delicious *delicious* % off tags just calling to you..
@SnipahBarret50Cal6 жыл бұрын
mhm hmm, Those delicious delicious savings
@gambucino12606 жыл бұрын
SnipahBarret50Cal I always fall for it
@justletmecomment64535 жыл бұрын
Unpurchases is my new favorite concept/word.
@tomhill32484 жыл бұрын
@@zomboids2100 It is pretty nice but I can only eat so much turkey and store so many canned vegetables. I gotta eat this stuff faster.
@WildKutku6 жыл бұрын
This video gets so much better when you realize that Paige's side of the conversation was in public and out of context.
@xyanide19866 жыл бұрын
Out of context how?
@zedre76336 жыл бұрын
spookanide Imagine hearing this random lady on the street loudly arguing on her phone going "PLEASE honey don't spend 100 dollars on fake space ninjas."
@xyanide19866 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I get it now.
@Auctorian6 жыл бұрын
You know, if you think about this is actually all Paige's fault. I mean, she shoved him into loot boxes with HotS and allowed him to grow his addiction. Now look at him- he's losing weight, and Crazy Talk is affecting his own mind now with his terrible conclusions. This entire half hour is Crazy Talk attempting to overtake Pat's brain, and make Pat the Stand.
@JaxxoonR6 жыл бұрын
What would Stand Pat's power be? Buying space ninja crack? Being mauled by Elmo? Seems like Crazy Talk's getting the short end of the stick.
@wakimaki13366 жыл бұрын
Pat: "You knew that I was tempted to buy it! WHY did you give me money?!" Ssaryn: "All I did was give you a push, and you went straight for the purchase."
@joshthompson79366 жыл бұрын
3:27 I enjoyed Pat's Scott Steiner Platinum math, if he takes the 50% off with his 33/3 chance, he only has a 12.5% chance of not becoming a Whale.
@jasonpharr69446 жыл бұрын
Josh Thompson And you take Paige's 25% chance and subtract it, cause she KNOWS she can't be a whale, and Pat's got 110% chance of whaling out, at Sacrifice.
@michakorczynski90816 жыл бұрын
The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for Pat
@SteelBallRun18906 жыл бұрын
YOU SEE MCPAIGE?! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE
@arempy58366 жыл бұрын
Josh Thompson Well, pat definitely is a genetic freak with those chernobyl baby legs.
@Kevinofrepublic6 жыл бұрын
Arempy 58 Which gives him a 33 and a 3rd chance of whaling at Sacrifice and Woolie KNOWS he cant beat him so Pat Steiner takes his 33 and 3rd chance of whaling and combines that with Woolies 33% and a 3rd chance of winning giving him a 66th 3rd and 3rd ch chance of whaling. at SACRIFICE.
@clockworkphysicist6 жыл бұрын
The fact that his donators not only got him the money back, but trippled what he spent just out of spite is the best thing ever.
@JackgarPrime6 жыл бұрын
"That must be a mistake, guys" You're more right than you know, Pat.
@snowbush79906 жыл бұрын
Canadian man digs himself a hole and keeps digging deeper.
@aptspire6 жыл бұрын
then strikes gold to buy ladder to get out of hole
@sanninjiraiya5 жыл бұрын
The real question is when is he going to get a shovel sponsorship?
@MantraMan20776 жыл бұрын
Christ, only the Best Friends will be given money *_out of SPITE!_* Who does that?!
@awsomesaucekirby6 жыл бұрын
Me, spite is my secondary motivator. Despair is my primary.
@zomboids21006 жыл бұрын
The zaibatsu fanbase would do that. We show our love to the best friends, by shoving our cash down their pants- I mean pockets.
@seraphiim4446 жыл бұрын
Spite drives every Best Friends related thing. It's all spite. These men are powered by spite.
@dudejoe246 жыл бұрын
I remember some due getting donations and the guy called it cuckbucks
@iller36 жыл бұрын
people who watched one too many _interactive movies_ from David Cage
@fenrir30976 жыл бұрын
"I hope they use the Kira theme"
@kaizerdeath126 жыл бұрын
YES HE WHALED SO HARD Edit: In the year 2029 we'll all be tuning into a Twitch livestream of Pat's disembodied head hooked up to a super AI that's feeding him sales, deals, and "money saving opportunities".
@BigFingerRo2 жыл бұрын
Hello friend! Greetings from the future! Pat hasn't hooked himself up to Spamton yet, but he DID get engaged to Paige despite all his rage.
@ConstructMuseum6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Pat how many hoops did you have to jump
@EntityDJI6 жыл бұрын
Oh god you know what the saddest thing about this is? Technically TotalBuscuit did a coverage on their currency system a while ago & you actually get more resources from PLAYING THE GAME THAN PAYING FOR THE IN-GAME MONEY!
@MrLego31606 жыл бұрын
you dont get plat through gameplay.
@severteran98976 жыл бұрын
What he.means is it's faster to grind resources to trade for plat. But this was back when ppl payed out the ass for rare mods.
@Famygdala6 жыл бұрын
All of them, so long as you call him a coward before hand.
@shaddykack6 жыл бұрын
Sever Teran but now people pay out the ass for rare rivens instead
@hoshiuma27136 жыл бұрын
I love when he says "let me do some math", cause it sounds like "let me do some meth"
@Zombiewithabowtie5 жыл бұрын
How about some crack? You guys got any crack? Cos I could go for some crack!
@Furymgs36 жыл бұрын
Hey, Pat, I really want you to give me 1000 Canadian dollars right now for no particular reason, but since I'm a nice guy, I'll only ask for 500, so in the end it's just like I gave YOU 500. Deal?
@Insanefishinguy4 жыл бұрын
T H I N K O F T H E S A V I N G S
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat3 жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@nightbane446 жыл бұрын
The mix of the metal gear music, and the screen becoming obscured with Paige's twitch messages as Pat talks about how much better the youtube version is because theres no twitch chat in the way is beautiful. I'm so sad I couldn't catch this live.
@mrman60356 жыл бұрын
Local Man funds his crack addictions
@Aldurinian6 жыл бұрын
the math segment at the beginning is outstanding
@TimPoultney6 жыл бұрын
Insane Canadian justifies his Crippling Addiction to Space Ninja Hats
@GrugGangGrugGang6 жыл бұрын
Why do we love watching Pat spiral into addiction, and then subsequently saving him from the financial repercussions? Simple, we all love our furious, crack addicted, leprechaun. Never change Pat, and Solidus, you keep exposing his balls for our viewing pleasure.
@In-The-Zone6 жыл бұрын
Paige sounds like a literal mother in this call and then she goes and talks about a baby lol.
@iller36 жыл бұрын
Paige turning into Samus in real time
@davidmcfall13416 жыл бұрын
Calmly saying Patrick.
@justanobadi66555 жыл бұрын
And his ring tone for her is last surprise, pretty fitting
@cal5935 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to come to you at night and shit in your open mouth" Yeah, just like momma
@baphometsvoice62716 жыл бұрын
Balls exposed and subsequently pulverized on stream
@louiesalmon39326 жыл бұрын
Just skip right to hard drugs, live on stream.
@magnaru20586 жыл бұрын
Really want to see Pat on My Strange Addiction
@dasmause56826 жыл бұрын
Paige's final message should've had Curb Your Enthusiasm theme playing over it
@revenantofblood6276 жыл бұрын
I don't give a HEE HOO
@franciscoastorga82996 жыл бұрын
IT WASN'T EVEN 75%!!!!
@JSAVACADO6 жыл бұрын
Now, to be fair, Pat's math does kind of check out here. Normally, it costs $5 to get 75 Platinum, which is an exchange rate of $1 == 15 Pt. For $200, you can get the biggest bundle that gives you 3000+1300 Pt. == 4300 Pt. At half off, that's $100 for 4300 Pt., where the 4300 Pt. == $286.67, excluding the free bonus you get for buying in bulk. So, Pat technically saves $186.67. Subtracting the $100 spent from his savings, that is a gross savings of $86.67. Then, add that $25 donation, and Pat's gross savings becomes $111.67, effectively making the purchase "free". However, that is assuming that Pat would have spent $200 without the coupon, and doesn't account for the fact that the 75% coupon provides even greater savings. In summary, Pat has a problem, and this accountant style math doesn't change the fact that he spent $100 on ninja bullshit. That said, I can't talk. I have dumped hundreds into a Gameboy collection that I rarely play at all. P.S. Although, he does immediately get a clutch $75 donation later from bncbck, and then $100 from Doctor_Death_Bed... followed by many more big money donations... so, I guess Pat's addiction made him some scratch.
@tomhchamp6 жыл бұрын
JSavacado if your addiction problems are funny, the world will support you. Celebrity culture.
@Sigismund6976 жыл бұрын
That's the thing, he's making money out of donations and subscription that amount to more than his expenses so in reality he's winning
@TheStrxggler6 жыл бұрын
Local man does not only crack, but crocodil live on stream.
@4Wilko6 жыл бұрын
Pat's one of those guys that needs parental controls on spending to be used on him. 12:25 for busted.
@chazzwozzio6 жыл бұрын
4Wilko pat the liar
@diegomedina96376 жыл бұрын
Chad Busch, Pat the liar stole my lootbox cash.
@TylerRuins6 жыл бұрын
This is AMAZING. Something about Pat attempting to justify his crazy is the best.
@Mistheart1016 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Pat for sounding like he's blaming an actual Warframe for this.
@DavianJWolfe6 жыл бұрын
I tried to watch this video but all I could hear in the second half was the sound of furious digging... Can you look into these audio issues Solidus?
@zepik6 жыл бұрын
from about 16:30 on all I could think was. "No, dig up stupid!" Can't fathom why...
@Yal_Rathol6 жыл бұрын
Davian Wolfe did you know your brain has this incredible ability to replace nonsense jibberish sounds and actions with meaning? after all, this text is just a series of squiggled lines, but you understand my intent. hearing the sound of a spoon scraping away at bedrock, amplified as if via a wooden barrel is perfectly normal when pat's around, because that's what the actual meaning of his actions and words is.
@ScorpioTheScorpion15036 жыл бұрын
*Kira’s Theme intensifies*
@spookhyskeleton5 жыл бұрын
Tbh his twisted logic here reminds me more of Griffith.
@astro26836 жыл бұрын
I hope Pat never moves anywhere with casinos because they do free play coupons to trick people with Pats exact mindset.
@MogsnOB5 жыл бұрын
I'd only be worried if you can win space ninja cowboy hats in the casino.
@george_denbrough4 жыл бұрын
You only get tricked if you have no self control. My buddy gets sent those all the time and he uses them, gets free food and stuff for free.
@awkwardcultism3 жыл бұрын
Yes, if you have no self control, like Pat.
@Riddimensaur5 жыл бұрын
"This is fake money that knows it's fake money." Put that on Pat's tombstone.
@NekoValtz6 жыл бұрын
the best/worst part of this is that he KNOWS he's being manipulated by everyone around him yet goes with it
@Graysett6 жыл бұрын
The only way this could be better is if we could see the stream chat on here even after the VOD gets deleted. EDIT: WAIT YOU GOT IT IN? YOU'RE THE BEST. Btw, when Pat knows he's either doing something wrong or thinking about doing something wrong he touches his beard. He can't help it, it's like his weird mouth movements while playing fighting games.
@MoonlitWood6 жыл бұрын
I think you've got the wrong tell, I'm pretty sure he thumbs his nose when he hit confirms in fighting games, or something to that effect. Edit: I have been corrected, he does _both_.
@Graysett6 жыл бұрын
He also does that, but when DBZF first came out and he was streaming it he also showed us that he constantly does facial movements akin to "giving a ghost a blow job" while playing fighting games.
@IsThatBarrak6 жыл бұрын
Graysett my friend does the same exact thing when he plays fighting games 😂 shit is hilarious
@awesometown10006 жыл бұрын
He’s like a LA Noire character
@ShinobiPhoenix-YT06 жыл бұрын
Bowser Or Ace Attorney character, Apollo wouldn't even need his ability for that tell.
@bbk0123456 жыл бұрын
If the hoops he jumped through were real and physical, he would have been five pounds lighter by the end.
@MH-bq2ym6 жыл бұрын
[Tim and Eric voice] it's free drugs~
@Kevinofrepublic6 жыл бұрын
*whispers in your ear* its free real estate
@krelekari6 жыл бұрын
"gettin a drug high on these coupon fumes" is more relatable than i could have ever imagined
@darrianweathington19236 жыл бұрын
at least Paige finally admitted shes pregos
@darkslayer11612 жыл бұрын
Where's da baby?
@StardustSynchronАй бұрын
@@darkslayer1161da baby is 1
@hihi123hiful5 жыл бұрын
pat scratching at his neck like an addict
@sleepofgiants4106 жыл бұрын
"oh man.. that's uhh.. oh.. hey guys. Oh mm."
@EnriqueDelSuave6 жыл бұрын
It's really like he's an addict
@josephkeener89286 жыл бұрын
As someone who just listened to the Friendcast after watching this, maximum blowout achieved. Excellent work.
@sandnoodles6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this. Pat shows more restraint than I do.. I think I have a problem.
@Texmex3866 жыл бұрын
I have two married friends who sound exactly like this. It's highly entertaining until someone says the wrong thing though...
@MrGMoney19446 жыл бұрын
Texmex386 Or they both turn on you...
@tylercafe12606 жыл бұрын
MrGMoney1944 or they both turn on you ;)
@convolutedclarity6 жыл бұрын
No, them turning on you is salvagable, if you say the right things then youre now invited to a threesome.
@Handsomeanthony686 жыл бұрын
I heard him say the word "flower" and I was like "oh...fuck..."
@superben97846 жыл бұрын
Pat is the best member of the Zaibatsu
@RallyCar086 жыл бұрын
Drugs Drugs Drugs, some are good and some are bad.
@C_Ranked6 жыл бұрын
ask your mom and ask your dad
@louiesalmon39326 жыл бұрын
Remember kids, don't do drugs, *unless they're really good.*
@Kevinofrepublic6 жыл бұрын
This is the dollar store how good could it be?
@Skeledom6 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest video I've seen all week. Thank you
@rodrigomancera81076 жыл бұрын
"Fuck, I am just like my mother..." That might be the most relatable thing I've heard Pat said.
@Shadic676 жыл бұрын
May he never start playing gacha games
@Ninjaguiden896 жыл бұрын
In a few week: Pat streams at Fate/Grand Order!
@Samm8156 жыл бұрын
Play Granblue Fantasy, they give you free stuff.
@_maru_MARU_6 жыл бұрын
Pat Fuckboivin, drawn by riyo
@kdcj8006 жыл бұрын
I wish I didn't know about gatcha games :( I'm in too deep
@ZeroSonaku6 жыл бұрын
Imagine him playing FGO or Kancolle
@kylehanna87716 жыл бұрын
Just pointing out that this has more views then the actual video of the stream.
@GigachadVTuberEnjoyer6 жыл бұрын
This Is plagues fault
@diegomedina96376 жыл бұрын
He introduced Pat to the space wizards booty shit.
@Draliseth6 жыл бұрын
I was very concerned when I saw the title, until I heard him utter the word platinum. This video and the comments had me in stitches. It's so refreshing to see something other than people being assholes.
@UvBenServed6 жыл бұрын
Ssaryn did nothing wrong
@NamesSmeg Жыл бұрын
"What did you spend my collenge fund on?" "Plat money" "Whats that?" As Pat ponders how to answer the question laid before him, one tear falls from his face, he leans in close and says, "Its the hypest shit, and it made your mom mad.' Side tangent. Its awesome that Paige is totally hamming it up, and isnt actually mad. She knows Pat can make that money back lickity split, and there isnt a hint of hostility in her voice. Thats a beautiful relationship right there. I hope i have one HALF as beautiful. Congrats on becoming a dad. From man who would kick a pothead out of his house, and curbstomp a child, turned into a pothead himself, and has a kid.
@friday35926 жыл бұрын
I'm only five minutes in and I'm already in so much despair
@conked9446 жыл бұрын
I wish I had the restraint and inner conflict that pat has
@drs49836 жыл бұрын
you mean none?
@conked9446 жыл бұрын
Dr S yeah, I mean like I sat there and thought about it, I almost never, which is fiscally very irresponsible
@Yal_Rathol6 жыл бұрын
you know what's worse? having doubts and rationalizing them REALLY FAST, because then you also get to lie to yourself about being responsible while being totally irresponsible.
@wohdinhel6 жыл бұрын
Taro McArthur pat has no restraint
@NireFuster4 жыл бұрын
"That's basically you're getting whatever you paid for for free" What...
@jurriaanb38796 жыл бұрын
Bless you solidus for archiving this for future generations XD
@godsplayingfield4 жыл бұрын
this, ladies and genlemen.... is NOT a man trying to talk himself into giving into an addiction. is NOT a man trying to talk himself out of it. it's not even him trying to justify it to himself or others. just a gremlin, speaking his sick twisted thought process out loud for all to hear.... and judge.... and condemn.
@zomg1337h4x6 жыл бұрын
20:15 is THE moment for me. That discussion hits me in my soul... mostly because I've tried that tactic before and it worked out roughly the same way.
@brendansoper76056 жыл бұрын
I wish I had money to support my spending problems
@rodrigoovalles49845 жыл бұрын
Yknow, sometimes when I buy something like a new game I feel some kinda of lingering regret like “man am i buying this because I want it or because I just wanna spend money”? Then I watch this and immediately feel better about how I spend my money. Love you Pat!
@172frankie4 жыл бұрын
This video will be taught in classes about predatory microtransactions in video games and the effects that it has on the human mind. LOL
@BlumenCT3 жыл бұрын
I'm mainly amazed that neither of them KNEW alternate pronunciations of coupon existed. Like I figured most people knew that people say it differently.
@stitches11102 жыл бұрын
I doubt it’s not that they didn’t know other dialect existed. But more so that Paige simply didn’t care and Pat, as expected, sees it as any way other than the way he says it is wrong.
@99jmaster5 жыл бұрын
8 months later he still plays it
@nocturnGER4 жыл бұрын
This is by the way the same man who caused "purehearted" Spacemom Rebecca to become a weirdo, Jojo-mememing Monstrosity
@ZeroSonaku4 жыл бұрын
And I love him for it.
@TheInvincibleGuch6 жыл бұрын
This was me when Steam Sales were still a thing, at least Humble Bundle exists.
@hoppyman116 жыл бұрын
Hey, Saryn, what's the view from under the bus that Pat just threw you under?
@Dash_Bash5 жыл бұрын
I'm here from the Stream Pat is guest starring on right now.
@pdragon6196 жыл бұрын
Man everyone thought had lost his way loses last additional bit of way we didn't even know he still had.
@zeterzero43565 жыл бұрын
That "Oh yeah" set me off. That's a good laugh right there, probably because I imagined it in Pat's whisper voice. Thanks Solidus!
@SapphireCarbuncle009 Жыл бұрын
21:13 "What about the OTHER baby?" "You're really gonna pull a pregnancy joke on me, huh." Ohhhhhohohoh~
@GurrenLagann986 жыл бұрын
100 hours, into Warframe. That’s child’s play.
@phoenixsplash1356 жыл бұрын
Who are these people with hundreds of dollars of disposable income
@xx123manxx6 жыл бұрын
Pat continues to kill the games industry
@triniyoshin6 жыл бұрын
"You'll Never See It Coming" as his ringtone when she called fucking killed me.
@Handsomeanthony686 жыл бұрын
Just adding the cash donations in at the end, he made $320 after buying that $100 in space hats. I expect nothing less of the fans of the Zaibatsu than to donate money purely to spite Paige.