Patrick Boivin Buys Online Drug, Faults Innocent Bystander for Addiction

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Solidus113

Solidus113

Күн бұрын

I needed this to be up before the podcast for maximum blowout.
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@TakkV2
@TakkV2 6 жыл бұрын
This convinces me the only reason Pat isnt a drug addict is he's too afraid of needles
@death2boredom338
@death2boredom338 4 жыл бұрын
Might also be because his brother acting as an example of what that would make him.
@death2boredom338
@death2boredom338 4 жыл бұрын
@Foy Compton Drug using fuck up
@zaodedong9935
@zaodedong9935 4 жыл бұрын
You can do drugs in other ways. You know that, right?
@MrLeonLuffy
@MrLeonLuffy 3 жыл бұрын
@@zaodedong9935 great now he's addicted to needleless drugs because of you
@Detective_Bonghits
@Detective_Bonghits Жыл бұрын
So am I but drugs rule
@dsalucas
@dsalucas 6 жыл бұрын
I play the card "Pat of Greed," by drawing the ire of my girlfriend, it allows me to gain 200 dollars from chat.
@Heywebster92
@Heywebster92 6 жыл бұрын
dsalucas this comment needs more credit! 😂😂
@TheMrrccava
@TheMrrccava 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, ooohhh, OOOOOOOOOHHHHH THAT'S A FUCKING GOOD ONE
@tomhill3248
@tomhill3248 4 жыл бұрын
But what does Pot of greed do?
@zanethezaniest274
@zanethezaniest274 3 жыл бұрын
@@tomhill3248 Makes u high as fuck
@homersimpson90210
@homersimpson90210 6 жыл бұрын
“It’s only $100, that’s basically free!” Oh Pat...
@cal593
@cal593 5 жыл бұрын
"that's like of the bank just gives you $2" No that's like if you have the bank $4 and the bank gave you $2
@alldayagain
@alldayagain 5 жыл бұрын
If you think of all the content and tips he generated, it was basically free
@GrayD_Fox
@GrayD_Fox 2 жыл бұрын
Rich people are out of date
@awsomeDualshock
@awsomeDualshock 6 жыл бұрын
_"We told him being aware of his addiction was the first step to overcoming it... But I'm afraid that awareness has only shown him a path to channel that addiction."_
@InvaderKaz2008
@InvaderKaz2008 6 жыл бұрын
Pat Boivin is the only man I know who can waste loads of money on fake space money to buy ninja hats and somehow come out with a net gain to his bank account.
@Handsomeanthony68
@Handsomeanthony68 6 жыл бұрын
$320! That's awesome.
@jaegerwolf909
@jaegerwolf909 6 жыл бұрын
I did the conversion of USD to Canadian Dollar. He actually came out with 416.97!!
@DrErikNefarious
@DrErikNefarious 5 жыл бұрын
I wish I could do something that dumb and walk away with a 300% increase in money
@MugdhaMahdiShams
@MugdhaMahdiShams 4 жыл бұрын
He put all his exp points into "Idiot Savant"
@Yal_Rathol
@Yal_Rathol 4 жыл бұрын
i'd like to remind you all that this man, in his own words, flunked the fuck out of macroeconomics. do not take his advice on money, unless that advice is "i will give you $400 for free", then you take that and run.
@LonelyIslandKid09
@LonelyIslandKid09 6 жыл бұрын
Remember kids:You lose money if you don't spend money.
@Kevinofrepublic
@Kevinofrepublic 6 жыл бұрын
XTheProtagonistX with a sale that good you literally are losing money. Its like theyre giving it to you. Why wouldnt you accept it?
@LonelyIslandKid09
@LonelyIslandKid09 6 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Is free and cool make-believe money in exchange for boring lame ass real money! It's radical! Its not even for me. Its for my space wizard ninja.
@malacara1335
@malacara1335 6 жыл бұрын
You gotta spend money to get money.
@zorth4729
@zorth4729 6 жыл бұрын
This is technically true. You lose money through inflation.
@GreatCanadianGuy
@GreatCanadianGuy 6 жыл бұрын
Pat's on-screen persona is one of the best and most well performed characters I have ever seen.
@clockworkphysicist
@clockworkphysicist 6 жыл бұрын
Because from what I've heard, his on screen persona is prooobably his off screen one too.
@MrGMoney1944
@MrGMoney1944 6 жыл бұрын
GreatCanadianGuy Matt used to ham it up back in the day, but Pat's always been the dickhead we know and love.
@WishIWasAWolf
@WishIWasAWolf 6 жыл бұрын
*inserts Silent Hill 3 scene* Persona? It looks like a persona to you?
@ThePandaAgenda
@ThePandaAgenda 6 жыл бұрын
He plays the existential nihilism so well, you almost feel like he might end his life at any second.
@Michael-bn1oi
@Michael-bn1oi 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t think it’s a persona. I think he’s just a bit shit
@jeangreffsbp
@jeangreffsbp 6 жыл бұрын
"Im going to shit on your open mouth" Joke's on you Paige,thats the man who said he would be a toilet if it meant living forever,you gotta step your game up
@zoogzinnizgooz542
@zoogzinnizgooz542 6 жыл бұрын
Johnny Guitar GOLD Edit: Wait, I mean PLATINUM.
@iller3
@iller3 6 жыл бұрын
Too much effort when she could just dook in the Machine that would pump it down his throat
@Vtubears
@Vtubears 6 жыл бұрын
The donations basically validating his point of "free money" is killing me.
@GrayD_Fox
@GrayD_Fox 2 жыл бұрын
It's only free money to him, but us regular folk don't have that problem because we all have to work for the money.
@BrJPGameplay
@BrJPGameplay 6 жыл бұрын
"that's basically free money" Pat you're sick, stop, think of your son Elmo
@KibuShiyo
@KibuShiyo 6 жыл бұрын
THE BABY
@Draliseth
@Draliseth 6 жыл бұрын
@@KibuShiyo So Elmo is the baby?
@KibuShiyo
@KibuShiyo 6 жыл бұрын
@@Draliseth Yes, but you also have to worry about the other baby
@Draliseth
@Draliseth 6 жыл бұрын
@@KibuShiyo ~cough~ I'm... I'm a lil out of the loop here.
@mindmaster323
@mindmaster323 5 жыл бұрын
I remember him explaining this on twitter and it was hilarious because he said it was something his mom instilled in him cause she thinks the same way.
@elizabethholley3202
@elizabethholley3202 6 жыл бұрын
Yoshikage Pat just wants to look pretty in space.
@jakejutras2733
@jakejutras2733 6 жыл бұрын
Mark Holley who doesnt? Space ninja style is to die for.
@goldenboy9748
@goldenboy9748 6 жыл бұрын
He has to have the prettiest space pony
@zacharywagner6054
@zacharywagner6054 6 жыл бұрын
Solidus you’re doing the Lord’s work by showing us the dangers of addiction and marital disputes. Thank you
@SvenHolgersson
@SvenHolgersson 6 жыл бұрын
This is why you don't marry your own sister
@Kevinofrepublic
@Kevinofrepublic 6 жыл бұрын
Damn it. I was going to comment "Marital? Theyre siblings theyre not married" but someone else beat me to the incest joke.
@theangryfinger5795
@theangryfinger5795 6 жыл бұрын
"My happiness is fake ninja money." Deep, Pats justification game is strong
@Dlnew3
@Dlnew3 6 жыл бұрын
They need to marry for no other reason than so Paige can legally have control over Pat's funds and bank account
@tylercafe1260
@tylercafe1260 6 жыл бұрын
Dennis Newman The trick is Pat is spending all the wedding money ;)
@bradlast7839
@bradlast7839 6 жыл бұрын
is that how you think that works?
@JackgarPrime
@JackgarPrime 6 жыл бұрын
Only if he can also control her McDonald's and mustard spending.
@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead
@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead 5 жыл бұрын
@@bradlast7839 IT is how it works. It's the United Republic of Canada, you son of a bitch.
@aliciafraser1835
@aliciafraser1835 5 жыл бұрын
@@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead Just another reason for me to absolutely hate that dreadful country then.
@Cassie-q3k
@Cassie-q3k 6 жыл бұрын
Pats balls are so exposed I can even distinguish the good ball from the bad one
@thestormtrooperwhocanaim496
@thestormtrooperwhocanaim496 5 жыл бұрын
One is a teeny bit lower than the other. One he favors more. Which one is that? Probably the good one
@sukillakiable
@sukillakiable 6 жыл бұрын
HE SAID "SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED" THE SAME WAY DSP SAYS IT TO EXCUSE HIMSELF
@awesometown1000
@awesometown1000 6 жыл бұрын
MarcosMWL DSP is the version of Pat that fully gave in to his scumbag ways
@JackgarPrime
@JackgarPrime 6 жыл бұрын
"Wuh ha 'appened wus..."
@PookieDaExzile
@PookieDaExzile 6 жыл бұрын
Bowser Dsp is the Darkside, Plague is the light and Pat is just tryin to find his way.
@KotoRyu
@KotoRyu 6 жыл бұрын
DSP is Pat if Pat had no self awareness and thus allowed arrogance to turn him into a pompous dirtbag
@rustyshackleford1508
@rustyshackleford1508 6 жыл бұрын
DarkSydePat
@vorporal8764
@vorporal8764 Жыл бұрын
“WE HAVE TO THINK OF THE BABY PAT” -PeachSaliva Aged so well congrats to them and it’s funny seeing this from so long ago
@TimPoultney
@TimPoultney 6 жыл бұрын
Also you missed the best part -- Ssaryn SCREAMING insults toward Pat in chat when Pat threw him under the bus.
@convolutedclarity
@convolutedclarity 6 жыл бұрын
Yewd Notisum Oh thats pretty strong.
@marialuke2116
@marialuke2116 6 жыл бұрын
lol wut
@shaddykack
@shaddykack 5 жыл бұрын
Those spore proccs are deadly.
@tomhill3248
@tomhill3248 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I could see that.
@valeria262
@valeria262 4 жыл бұрын
Tom Hill is it not in the twitch archives or something?
@despadas
@despadas 6 жыл бұрын
Pat deflecting the conversation from his 100 dollars purchase into fake pronunciation
@Pragabond
@Pragabond 6 жыл бұрын
It was a good if not futile effort.
@AndromedaRoach
@AndromedaRoach 6 жыл бұрын
My family moved from Britain to the US when I was five. I changed my accent to fit in at school. "Kewpon" was one of the few Americanisms I never adopted. Others are "yo-gurt" and "oorange."
@Pragabond
@Pragabond 6 жыл бұрын
How the hell do you say yogurt and orange then? I can think of no other ways.
@edelbrock443
@edelbrock443 6 жыл бұрын
In Britain orange can be rhymed with banana
@DaCaLsTa7777
@DaCaLsTa7777 6 жыл бұрын
for me personally as a brit I say it as yog-urt.
@convolutedclarity
@convolutedclarity 6 жыл бұрын
"We won the battle that wasnt even worth fighting." Were proud of you pat, that was some inspirational shit right there.
@MysteriousJojo
@MysteriousJojo 6 жыл бұрын
“50% is better than 75%” what
@aprendizdefegelein
@aprendizdefegelein 6 жыл бұрын
Don't think about it man. Addicits never make sense
@461Dragonman
@461Dragonman 6 жыл бұрын
"75% is good, but 50% off is basically free money." -Fuccboivan
@despadas
@despadas 6 жыл бұрын
his loot junkie mentality started to mess with his head. It's like he was teleported back to WoW and Heartstone and Overwatch
@connorp3030
@connorp3030 6 жыл бұрын
This man has a degree in psychology
@Mikon595
@Mikon595 6 жыл бұрын
How does that make you feel?
@SOULKINGSAMA92
@SOULKINGSAMA92 6 жыл бұрын
I really do enjoy that the stream chat gives pat the drugs then says "You have the needle do what you will"
@louiesalmon3932
@louiesalmon3932 6 жыл бұрын
SOULKINGSAMA92 *Literally* "Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack"
@convolutedclarity
@convolutedclarity 6 жыл бұрын
Now im just imagining fan art of saryn holding a crack pipe in pats mouth while saying "Do it coward, i bet you dont even smoke crack."
@tomhill3248
@tomhill3248 4 жыл бұрын
@@convolutedclarity I really want to see that lo0g of saryn yelling at Pat in twitch chat.
@armchairmaster
@armchairmaster 4 жыл бұрын
Louie Salmon Viper manifests across hip-hop space and time to make sure that Pat isn't a "bitch-ass [REDACTED]".
@TheHaloAdventureShow
@TheHaloAdventureShow 2 жыл бұрын
That's some (The Idea of Evil telling Griffith to do what he wants despite the course of action Griffith took was a direct cause by TIOE and Griffith simply answers "I want wings") type shit
@despadas
@despadas 6 жыл бұрын
You can see his pupils dilating as the video progresses, he was already getting high from his unpurchases in his mind
@zomboids2100
@zomboids2100 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel García I mean, have you ever gone shopping during sales? All those delicious *delicious* % off tags just calling to you..
@SnipahBarret50Cal
@SnipahBarret50Cal 6 жыл бұрын
mhm hmm, Those delicious delicious savings
@gambucino1260
@gambucino1260 6 жыл бұрын
SnipahBarret50Cal I always fall for it
@justletmecomment6453
@justletmecomment6453 5 жыл бұрын
Unpurchases is my new favorite concept/word.
@tomhill3248
@tomhill3248 4 жыл бұрын
@@zomboids2100 It is pretty nice but I can only eat so much turkey and store so many canned vegetables. I gotta eat this stuff faster.
@WildKutku
@WildKutku 6 жыл бұрын
This video gets so much better when you realize that Paige's side of the conversation was in public and out of context.
@xyanide1986
@xyanide1986 6 жыл бұрын
Out of context how?
@zedre7633
@zedre7633 6 жыл бұрын
spookanide Imagine hearing this random lady on the street loudly arguing on her phone going "PLEASE honey don't spend 100 dollars on fake space ninjas."
@xyanide1986
@xyanide1986 6 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I get it now.
@Auctorian
@Auctorian 6 жыл бұрын
You know, if you think about this is actually all Paige's fault. I mean, she shoved him into loot boxes with HotS and allowed him to grow his addiction. Now look at him- he's losing weight, and Crazy Talk is affecting his own mind now with his terrible conclusions. This entire half hour is Crazy Talk attempting to overtake Pat's brain, and make Pat the Stand.
@JaxxoonR
@JaxxoonR 6 жыл бұрын
What would Stand Pat's power be? Buying space ninja crack? Being mauled by Elmo? Seems like Crazy Talk's getting the short end of the stick.
@wakimaki1336
@wakimaki1336 6 жыл бұрын
Pat: "You knew that I was tempted to buy it! WHY did you give me money?!" Ssaryn: "All I did was give you a push, and you went straight for the purchase."
@joshthompson7936
@joshthompson7936 6 жыл бұрын
3:27 I enjoyed Pat's Scott Steiner Platinum math, if he takes the 50% off with his 33/3 chance, he only has a 12.5% chance of not becoming a Whale.
@jasonpharr6944
@jasonpharr6944 6 жыл бұрын
Josh Thompson And you take Paige's 25% chance and subtract it, cause she KNOWS she can't be a whale, and Pat's got 110% chance of whaling out, at Sacrifice.
@michakorczynski9081
@michakorczynski9081 6 жыл бұрын
The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for Pat
@SteelBallRun1890
@SteelBallRun1890 6 жыл бұрын
YOU SEE MCPAIGE?! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE
@arempy5836
@arempy5836 6 жыл бұрын
Josh Thompson Well, pat definitely is a genetic freak with those chernobyl baby legs.
@Kevinofrepublic
@Kevinofrepublic 6 жыл бұрын
Arempy 58 Which gives him a 33 and a 3rd chance of whaling at Sacrifice and Woolie KNOWS he cant beat him so Pat Steiner takes his 33 and 3rd chance of whaling and combines that with Woolies 33% and a 3rd chance of winning giving him a 66th 3rd and 3rd ch chance of whaling. at SACRIFICE.
@clockworkphysicist
@clockworkphysicist 6 жыл бұрын
The fact that his donators not only got him the money back, but trippled what he spent just out of spite is the best thing ever.
@JackgarPrime
@JackgarPrime 6 жыл бұрын
"That must be a mistake, guys" You're more right than you know, Pat.
@snowbush7990
@snowbush7990 6 жыл бұрын
Canadian man digs himself a hole and keeps digging deeper.
@aptspire
@aptspire 6 жыл бұрын
then strikes gold to buy ladder to get out of hole
@sanninjiraiya
@sanninjiraiya 5 жыл бұрын
The real question is when is he going to get a shovel sponsorship?
@MantraMan2077
@MantraMan2077 6 жыл бұрын
Christ, only the Best Friends will be given money *_out of SPITE!_* Who does that?!
@awsomesaucekirby
@awsomesaucekirby 6 жыл бұрын
Me, spite is my secondary motivator. Despair is my primary.
@zomboids2100
@zomboids2100 6 жыл бұрын
The zaibatsu fanbase would do that. We show our love to the best friends, by shoving our cash down their pants- I mean pockets.
@seraphiim444
@seraphiim444 6 жыл бұрын
Spite drives every Best Friends related thing. It's all spite. These men are powered by spite.
@dudejoe24
@dudejoe24 6 жыл бұрын
I remember some due getting donations and the guy called it cuckbucks
@iller3
@iller3 6 жыл бұрын
people who watched one too many _interactive movies_ from David Cage
@fenrir3097
@fenrir3097 6 жыл бұрын
"I hope they use the Kira theme"
@kaizerdeath12
@kaizerdeath12 6 жыл бұрын
YES HE WHALED SO HARD Edit: In the year 2029 we'll all be tuning into a Twitch livestream of Pat's disembodied head hooked up to a super AI that's feeding him sales, deals, and "money saving opportunities".
@BigFingerRo
@BigFingerRo 2 жыл бұрын
Hello friend! Greetings from the future! Pat hasn't hooked himself up to Spamton yet, but he DID get engaged to Paige despite all his rage.
@ConstructMuseum
@ConstructMuseum 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Pat how many hoops did you have to jump
@EntityDJI
@EntityDJI 6 жыл бұрын
Oh god you know what the saddest thing about this is? Technically TotalBuscuit did a coverage on their currency system a while ago & you actually get more resources from PLAYING THE GAME THAN PAYING FOR THE IN-GAME MONEY!
@MrLego3160
@MrLego3160 6 жыл бұрын
you dont get plat through gameplay.
@severteran9897
@severteran9897 6 жыл бұрын
What he.means is it's faster to grind resources to trade for plat. But this was back when ppl payed out the ass for rare mods.
@Famygdala
@Famygdala 6 жыл бұрын
All of them, so long as you call him a coward before hand.
@shaddykack
@shaddykack 6 жыл бұрын
Sever Teran but now people pay out the ass for rare rivens instead
@hoshiuma2713
@hoshiuma2713 6 жыл бұрын
I love when he says "let me do some math", cause it sounds like "let me do some meth"
@Zombiewithabowtie
@Zombiewithabowtie 5 жыл бұрын
How about some crack? You guys got any crack? Cos I could go for some crack!
@Furymgs3
@Furymgs3 6 жыл бұрын
Hey, Pat, I really want you to give me 1000 Canadian dollars right now for no particular reason, but since I'm a nice guy, I'll only ask for 500, so in the end it's just like I gave YOU 500. Deal?
@Insanefishinguy
@Insanefishinguy 4 жыл бұрын
T H I N K O F T H E S A V I N G S
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 3 жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@nightbane44
@nightbane44 6 жыл бұрын
The mix of the metal gear music, and the screen becoming obscured with Paige's twitch messages as Pat talks about how much better the youtube version is because theres no twitch chat in the way is beautiful. I'm so sad I couldn't catch this live.
@mrman6035
@mrman6035 6 жыл бұрын
Local Man funds his crack addictions
@Aldurinian
@Aldurinian 6 жыл бұрын
the math segment at the beginning is outstanding
@TimPoultney
@TimPoultney 6 жыл бұрын
Insane Canadian justifies his Crippling Addiction to Space Ninja Hats
@GrugGangGrugGang
@GrugGangGrugGang 6 жыл бұрын
Why do we love watching Pat spiral into addiction, and then subsequently saving him from the financial repercussions? Simple, we all love our furious, crack addicted, leprechaun. Never change Pat, and Solidus, you keep exposing his balls for our viewing pleasure.
@In-The-Zone
@In-The-Zone 6 жыл бұрын
Paige sounds like a literal mother in this call and then she goes and talks about a baby lol.
@iller3
@iller3 6 жыл бұрын
Paige turning into Samus in real time
@davidmcfall1341
@davidmcfall1341 6 жыл бұрын
Calmly saying Patrick.
@justanobadi6655
@justanobadi6655 5 жыл бұрын
And his ring tone for her is last surprise, pretty fitting
@cal593
@cal593 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to come to you at night and shit in your open mouth" Yeah, just like momma
@baphometsvoice6271
@baphometsvoice6271 6 жыл бұрын
Balls exposed and subsequently pulverized on stream
@louiesalmon3932
@louiesalmon3932 6 жыл бұрын
Just skip right to hard drugs, live on stream.
@magnaru2058
@magnaru2058 6 жыл бұрын
Really want to see Pat on My Strange Addiction
@dasmause5682
@dasmause5682 6 жыл бұрын
Paige's final message should've had Curb Your Enthusiasm theme playing over it
@revenantofblood627
@revenantofblood627 6 жыл бұрын
I don't give a HEE HOO
@franciscoastorga8299
@franciscoastorga8299 6 жыл бұрын
IT WASN'T EVEN 75%!!!!
@JSAVACADO
@JSAVACADO 6 жыл бұрын
Now, to be fair, Pat's math does kind of check out here. Normally, it costs $5 to get 75 Platinum, which is an exchange rate of $1 == 15 Pt. For $200, you can get the biggest bundle that gives you 3000+1300 Pt. == 4300 Pt. At half off, that's $100 for 4300 Pt., where the 4300 Pt. == $286.67, excluding the free bonus you get for buying in bulk. So, Pat technically saves $186.67. Subtracting the $100 spent from his savings, that is a gross savings of $86.67. Then, add that $25 donation, and Pat's gross savings becomes $111.67, effectively making the purchase "free". However, that is assuming that Pat would have spent $200 without the coupon, and doesn't account for the fact that the 75% coupon provides even greater savings. In summary, Pat has a problem, and this accountant style math doesn't change the fact that he spent $100 on ninja bullshit. That said, I can't talk. I have dumped hundreds into a Gameboy collection that I rarely play at all. P.S. Although, he does immediately get a clutch $75 donation later from bncbck, and then $100 from Doctor_Death_Bed... followed by many more big money donations... so, I guess Pat's addiction made him some scratch.
@tomhchamp
@tomhchamp 6 жыл бұрын
JSavacado if your addiction problems are funny, the world will support you. Celebrity culture.
@Sigismund697
@Sigismund697 6 жыл бұрын
That's the thing, he's making money out of donations and subscription that amount to more than his expenses so in reality he's winning
@TheStrxggler
@TheStrxggler 6 жыл бұрын
Local man does not only crack, but crocodil live on stream.
@4Wilko
@4Wilko 6 жыл бұрын
Pat's one of those guys that needs parental controls on spending to be used on him. 12:25 for busted.
@chazzwozzio
@chazzwozzio 6 жыл бұрын
4Wilko pat the liar
@diegomedina9637
@diegomedina9637 6 жыл бұрын
Chad Busch, Pat the liar stole my lootbox cash.
@TylerRuins
@TylerRuins 6 жыл бұрын
This is AMAZING. Something about Pat attempting to justify his crazy is the best.
@Mistheart101
@Mistheart101 6 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Pat for sounding like he's blaming an actual Warframe for this.
@DavianJWolfe
@DavianJWolfe 6 жыл бұрын
I tried to watch this video but all I could hear in the second half was the sound of furious digging... Can you look into these audio issues Solidus?
@zepik
@zepik 6 жыл бұрын
from about 16:30 on all I could think was. "No, dig up stupid!" Can't fathom why...
@Yal_Rathol
@Yal_Rathol 6 жыл бұрын
Davian Wolfe did you know your brain has this incredible ability to replace nonsense jibberish sounds and actions with meaning? after all, this text is just a series of squiggled lines, but you understand my intent. hearing the sound of a spoon scraping away at bedrock, amplified as if via a wooden barrel is perfectly normal when pat's around, because that's what the actual meaning of his actions and words is.
@ScorpioTheScorpion1503
@ScorpioTheScorpion1503 6 жыл бұрын
*Kira’s Theme intensifies*
@spookhyskeleton
@spookhyskeleton 5 жыл бұрын
Tbh his twisted logic here reminds me more of Griffith.
@astro2683
@astro2683 6 жыл бұрын
I hope Pat never moves anywhere with casinos because they do free play coupons to trick people with Pats exact mindset.
@MogsnOB
@MogsnOB 5 жыл бұрын
I'd only be worried if you can win space ninja cowboy hats in the casino.
@george_denbrough
@george_denbrough 4 жыл бұрын
You only get tricked if you have no self control. My buddy gets sent those all the time and he uses them, gets free food and stuff for free.
@awkwardcultism
@awkwardcultism 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, if you have no self control, like Pat.
@Riddimensaur
@Riddimensaur 5 жыл бұрын
"This is fake money that knows it's fake money." Put that on Pat's tombstone.
@NekoValtz
@NekoValtz 6 жыл бұрын
the best/worst part of this is that he KNOWS he's being manipulated by everyone around him yet goes with it
@Graysett
@Graysett 6 жыл бұрын
The only way this could be better is if we could see the stream chat on here even after the VOD gets deleted. EDIT: WAIT YOU GOT IT IN? YOU'RE THE BEST. Btw, when Pat knows he's either doing something wrong or thinking about doing something wrong he touches his beard. He can't help it, it's like his weird mouth movements while playing fighting games.
@MoonlitWood
@MoonlitWood 6 жыл бұрын
I think you've got the wrong tell, I'm pretty sure he thumbs his nose when he hit confirms in fighting games, or something to that effect. Edit: I have been corrected, he does _both_.
@Graysett
@Graysett 6 жыл бұрын
He also does that, but when DBZF first came out and he was streaming it he also showed us that he constantly does facial movements akin to "giving a ghost a blow job" while playing fighting games.
@IsThatBarrak
@IsThatBarrak 6 жыл бұрын
Graysett my friend does the same exact thing when he plays fighting games 😂 shit is hilarious
@awesometown1000
@awesometown1000 6 жыл бұрын
He’s like a LA Noire character
@ShinobiPhoenix-YT0
@ShinobiPhoenix-YT0 6 жыл бұрын
Bowser Or Ace Attorney character, Apollo wouldn't even need his ability for that tell.
@bbk012345
@bbk012345 6 жыл бұрын
If the hoops he jumped through were real and physical, he would have been five pounds lighter by the end.
@MH-bq2ym
@MH-bq2ym 6 жыл бұрын
[Tim and Eric voice] it's free drugs~
@Kevinofrepublic
@Kevinofrepublic 6 жыл бұрын
*whispers in your ear* its free real estate
@krelekari
@krelekari 6 жыл бұрын
"gettin a drug high on these coupon fumes" is more relatable than i could have ever imagined
@darrianweathington1923
@darrianweathington1923 6 жыл бұрын
at least Paige finally admitted shes pregos
@darkslayer1161
@darkslayer1161 2 жыл бұрын
Where's da baby?
@StardustSynchron
@StardustSynchron Ай бұрын
⁠@@darkslayer1161da baby is 1
@hihi123hiful
@hihi123hiful 5 жыл бұрын
pat scratching at his neck like an addict
@sleepofgiants410
@sleepofgiants410 6 жыл бұрын
"oh man.. that's uhh.. oh.. hey guys. Oh mm."
@EnriqueDelSuave
@EnriqueDelSuave 6 жыл бұрын
It's really like he's an addict
@josephkeener8928
@josephkeener8928 6 жыл бұрын
As someone who just listened to the Friendcast after watching this, maximum blowout achieved. Excellent work.
@sandnoodles
@sandnoodles 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this. Pat shows more restraint than I do.. I think I have a problem.
@Texmex386
@Texmex386 6 жыл бұрын
I have two married friends who sound exactly like this. It's highly entertaining until someone says the wrong thing though...
@MrGMoney1944
@MrGMoney1944 6 жыл бұрын
Texmex386 Or they both turn on you...
@tylercafe1260
@tylercafe1260 6 жыл бұрын
MrGMoney1944 or they both turn on you ;)
@convolutedclarity
@convolutedclarity 6 жыл бұрын
No, them turning on you is salvagable, if you say the right things then youre now invited to a threesome.
@Handsomeanthony68
@Handsomeanthony68 6 жыл бұрын
I heard him say the word "flower" and I was like "oh...fuck..."
@superben9784
@superben9784 6 жыл бұрын
Pat is the best member of the Zaibatsu
@RallyCar08
@RallyCar08 6 жыл бұрын
Drugs Drugs Drugs, some are good and some are bad.
@C_Ranked
@C_Ranked 6 жыл бұрын
ask your mom and ask your dad
@louiesalmon3932
@louiesalmon3932 6 жыл бұрын
Remember kids, don't do drugs, *unless they're really good.*
@Kevinofrepublic
@Kevinofrepublic 6 жыл бұрын
This is the dollar store how good could it be?
@Skeledom
@Skeledom 6 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest video I've seen all week. Thank you
@rodrigomancera8107
@rodrigomancera8107 6 жыл бұрын
"Fuck, I am just like my mother..." That might be the most relatable thing I've heard Pat said.
@Shadic67
@Shadic67 6 жыл бұрын
May he never start playing gacha games
@Ninjaguiden89
@Ninjaguiden89 6 жыл бұрын
In a few week: Pat streams at Fate/Grand Order!
@Samm815
@Samm815 6 жыл бұрын
Play Granblue Fantasy, they give you free stuff.
@_maru_MARU_
@_maru_MARU_ 6 жыл бұрын
Pat Fuckboivin, drawn by riyo
@kdcj800
@kdcj800 6 жыл бұрын
I wish I didn't know about gatcha games :( I'm in too deep
@ZeroSonaku
@ZeroSonaku 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine him playing FGO or Kancolle
@kylehanna8771
@kylehanna8771 6 жыл бұрын
Just pointing out that this has more views then the actual video of the stream.
@GigachadVTuberEnjoyer
@GigachadVTuberEnjoyer 6 жыл бұрын
This Is plagues fault
@diegomedina9637
@diegomedina9637 6 жыл бұрын
He introduced Pat to the space wizards booty shit.
@Draliseth
@Draliseth 6 жыл бұрын
I was very concerned when I saw the title, until I heard him utter the word platinum. This video and the comments had me in stitches. It's so refreshing to see something other than people being assholes.
@UvBenServed
@UvBenServed 6 жыл бұрын
Ssaryn did nothing wrong
@NamesSmeg
@NamesSmeg Жыл бұрын
"What did you spend my collenge fund on?" "Plat money" "Whats that?" As Pat ponders how to answer the question laid before him, one tear falls from his face, he leans in close and says, "Its the hypest shit, and it made your mom mad.' Side tangent. Its awesome that Paige is totally hamming it up, and isnt actually mad. She knows Pat can make that money back lickity split, and there isnt a hint of hostility in her voice. Thats a beautiful relationship right there. I hope i have one HALF as beautiful. Congrats on becoming a dad. From man who would kick a pothead out of his house, and curbstomp a child, turned into a pothead himself, and has a kid.
@friday3592
@friday3592 6 жыл бұрын
I'm only five minutes in and I'm already in so much despair
@conked944
@conked944 6 жыл бұрын
I wish I had the restraint and inner conflict that pat has
@drs4983
@drs4983 6 жыл бұрын
you mean none?
@conked944
@conked944 6 жыл бұрын
Dr S yeah, I mean like I sat there and thought about it, I almost never, which is fiscally very irresponsible
@Yal_Rathol
@Yal_Rathol 6 жыл бұрын
you know what's worse? having doubts and rationalizing them REALLY FAST, because then you also get to lie to yourself about being responsible while being totally irresponsible.
@wohdinhel
@wohdinhel 6 жыл бұрын
Taro McArthur pat has no restraint
@NireFuster
@NireFuster 4 жыл бұрын
"That's basically you're getting whatever you paid for for free" What...
@jurriaanb3879
@jurriaanb3879 6 жыл бұрын
Bless you solidus for archiving this for future generations XD
@godsplayingfield
@godsplayingfield 4 жыл бұрын
this, ladies and genlemen.... is NOT a man trying to talk himself into giving into an addiction. is NOT a man trying to talk himself out of it. it's not even him trying to justify it to himself or others. just a gremlin, speaking his sick twisted thought process out loud for all to hear.... and judge.... and condemn.
@zomg1337h4x
@zomg1337h4x 6 жыл бұрын
20:15 is THE moment for me. That discussion hits me in my soul... mostly because I've tried that tactic before and it worked out roughly the same way.
@brendansoper7605
@brendansoper7605 6 жыл бұрын
I wish I had money to support my spending problems
@rodrigoovalles4984
@rodrigoovalles4984 5 жыл бұрын
Yknow, sometimes when I buy something like a new game I feel some kinda of lingering regret like “man am i buying this because I want it or because I just wanna spend money”? Then I watch this and immediately feel better about how I spend my money. Love you Pat!
@172frankie
@172frankie 4 жыл бұрын
This video will be taught in classes about predatory microtransactions in video games and the effects that it has on the human mind. LOL
@BlumenCT
@BlumenCT 3 жыл бұрын
I'm mainly amazed that neither of them KNEW alternate pronunciations of coupon existed. Like I figured most people knew that people say it differently.
@stitches1110
@stitches1110 2 жыл бұрын
I doubt it’s not that they didn’t know other dialect existed. But more so that Paige simply didn’t care and Pat, as expected, sees it as any way other than the way he says it is wrong.
@99jmaster
@99jmaster 5 жыл бұрын
8 months later he still plays it
@nocturnGER
@nocturnGER 4 жыл бұрын
This is by the way the same man who caused "purehearted" Spacemom Rebecca to become a weirdo, Jojo-mememing Monstrosity
@ZeroSonaku
@ZeroSonaku 4 жыл бұрын
And I love him for it.
@TheInvincibleGuch
@TheInvincibleGuch 6 жыл бұрын
This was me when Steam Sales were still a thing, at least Humble Bundle exists.
@hoppyman11
@hoppyman11 6 жыл бұрын
Hey, Saryn, what's the view from under the bus that Pat just threw you under?
@Dash_Bash
@Dash_Bash 5 жыл бұрын
I'm here from the Stream Pat is guest starring on right now.
@pdragon619
@pdragon619 6 жыл бұрын
Man everyone thought had lost his way loses last additional bit of way we didn't even know he still had.
@zeterzero4356
@zeterzero4356 5 жыл бұрын
That "Oh yeah" set me off. That's a good laugh right there, probably because I imagined it in Pat's whisper voice. Thanks Solidus!
@SapphireCarbuncle009
@SapphireCarbuncle009 Жыл бұрын
21:13 "What about the OTHER baby?" "You're really gonna pull a pregnancy joke on me, huh." Ohhhhhohohoh~
@GurrenLagann98
@GurrenLagann98 6 жыл бұрын
100 hours, into Warframe. That’s child’s play.
@phoenixsplash135
@phoenixsplash135 6 жыл бұрын
Who are these people with hundreds of dollars of disposable income
@xx123manxx
@xx123manxx 6 жыл бұрын
Pat continues to kill the games industry
@triniyoshin
@triniyoshin 6 жыл бұрын
"You'll Never See It Coming" as his ringtone when she called fucking killed me.
@Handsomeanthony68
@Handsomeanthony68 6 жыл бұрын
Just adding the cash donations in at the end, he made $320 after buying that $100 in space hats. I expect nothing less of the fans of the Zaibatsu than to donate money purely to spite Paige.
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