What is there to even say here? Taken from Dark Souls Stream Part 9: • Ruby Weapon Hour - Dar...
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@LockjawGael7 жыл бұрын
This woman killed Ebrietas on the first try in like a minute.
@goldenboy97485 жыл бұрын
Idiot savant
@ledzeppelinfan10015 жыл бұрын
Ebrietas isnt that hard.
@bossbeartherock60344 жыл бұрын
@@ledzeppelinfan1001 well depends on rng and damage output on 2nd phase , I know this is old but the point is still relevent but if ebrietas is able to gear up and then spams arcane attacks 95% of players will be fucked because they cant get close without being batted and staggered and as they get up she stacks the arcane and before you heal blows your hp to bloodborne hell
@MrLightning756 жыл бұрын
Pat: "Get away from me. No romance today" Paige: "Who said romance, maybe I was gonna bite your beard" Pat: "That's romance" Pat: "That's hip-hop"
@Personoide7 жыл бұрын
"That's romance. That's hip hop." - Patrick Boivin
@TheKrawtch7 жыл бұрын
Pat gets put on blast for his 2DS-XL flipflop. *this is a good video*
@TheFuryHasCome7 жыл бұрын
Anor Londo Archers: "You see that Paige over there? Fuck'em."
@stevea47477 жыл бұрын
Damn pat's got a hot sister
@BoxcarPhill7 жыл бұрын
The Jamie and Cersei Lannister of KZbin.
@SinHurr6 жыл бұрын
Lobos has a hot mom
@SwagBroPlays6 жыл бұрын
It's uncanny
@HoryShiitMan4 жыл бұрын
@@BoxcarPhill More like Tyrion and Cersei
@malikoniousjoe4 жыл бұрын
Sorry, Pat got dibbs
@GrantBrownDog7 жыл бұрын
Pat Waving his arms in the beginning, you know he was whispering, "She is going to make lots of progress easily." Before Activating Crazy Talk. "How much progress can you NOT make in the 'Wrong Time' Paige?"
@MantraMan20777 жыл бұрын
You know, it's moments like this that make me realise that Paige is just a Rule 63 version of Pat. If they thought of selling the salt they make, they'd be millionares overnight.
@NohorseRU7 жыл бұрын
Except Paige doesn't get scurvy and nearly shitsplode.
@TheStrxggler7 жыл бұрын
She does however have blood and brain problems.
@sciencemile7 жыл бұрын
+Nohorse Not yet, but soon.
@LeBored17 жыл бұрын
So much like Eve was born from the ribs of Adam, Paige was born when Pat stapled his feet to his knees and used the bone legs to make a friend?
@elijahnakumura43757 жыл бұрын
This comment was booked very strong
@mysteryman86677 жыл бұрын
That fucking crash bandicoot caught me off guard
@spartacus7787 жыл бұрын
Mystery Man what time does that happen?
@aptspire7 жыл бұрын
14:59
@EggBastion7 жыл бұрын
*WHOA!*
@Rizer9116 жыл бұрын
It rocked me pretty har because it’s pretty close to sounding like the original. My body was NOT ready.
@matthewcoyle41317 жыл бұрын
Tarkus is the only one strong enough to break windows.
@Yal_Rathol7 жыл бұрын
Matthew Coyle he is our lord of metal who sits upon his iron throne. i don't know where i'm going with this.
@matthewcoyle41317 жыл бұрын
Yal Rathol I like to think he is a reference to the JoJo character given his summoning location is very similar to the place he is fought in JoJo.
@lordhem63067 жыл бұрын
Matthew Coyle he's a reference to Beserk. Which a lot of dark souls is based off of.
@bartendingcrow64977 жыл бұрын
Lord Hem Partner, could you tell me which character he was based off in berzerk? While it is that berzerk is mainly referenced, tarkus however seems to have much in common with knight tarkus in Jojo, similarity in the area they are found, both wielding hefty sword that are unwieldy to the normal individual, and Black Iron Tarkus dies is also similar to how Tarkus from the manga falls off a cliff and into a barrack. While it not explicit, its safe enough to say that if you were to believe that tarkus is referenced from jojo, you'd have a lot to back your statement from.
@bartendingcrow64977 жыл бұрын
Lord Hem Also before any misconception happen. I actually really want to know which character he might have been in berserk, did not mean to sound sarcastic.
@iller37 жыл бұрын
_"I can BREAK these Windows !!"_ _"You can't break those Windows!"_
"The 2DS XL is the worst thing ever" "The 2DS XL is pretty ok" Way to be consistent Fucboivin!
@megahellreaper5 жыл бұрын
Crazy Talk!
@marialuke21165 жыл бұрын
@@megahellreaper One of the lesser side effects of his stand.
@Comkill1174 жыл бұрын
It’s character growth.
@MrBurnsy546 жыл бұрын
"Yeah but he can only hurt you. You gain nothing." What Paige's mum said about Pat.
@Eco4197 жыл бұрын
I loved the negative progress that was made on this
@jimbothompkins3 ай бұрын
Yeah I'm like how did she go backwards?
@thirdeye96987 жыл бұрын
4:40 Elmo bites his surrogate father for lying AGAIN
@ToozdaysChild5 жыл бұрын
He can sense when Crazy Talk is about to activate.
@slyfox12237 жыл бұрын
Fucking is too powerful
@SethAbercromby7 жыл бұрын
I have no idea how Pat is somehow always wrong and still the most clever person in the room. Crazy Talk truly keeps living up to its reputation.
@slyfox12237 жыл бұрын
Seth Abercromby its only a matter of time until Paige realizes her stand allowes her to succeed at anything if she is mad enough.
@furyberserk7 жыл бұрын
Pat's stand only works if he believes it and is also confident on his assessment.
@tetrahedrontri7 жыл бұрын
I love how pat wants to tell her that if she stops the GIANT build she can do it easy but he stops himself
@BigFingerRo7 жыл бұрын
It's just like Pat said: A lot of people like to see pretty chicks get abused.
@teacakes68617 жыл бұрын
Sniping's a good job, mate!
@The-toast4 жыл бұрын
Cant believe Pat said the "Are ya winnin son?" meme two years before it actually blew up, yet had NO FUCKING CLUE what a boneless pizza was
@Yal_Rathol7 жыл бұрын
the dark souls community is the best. "why didn't you dodge?"
@mrfandangojimmies71176 жыл бұрын
29:53 is the best death in the video. It's funny when the two guardians splat next to her but it just graduates to eldergod tier when the guardian runs over and manages to stab the corpse before it can fade out.
@matthewcoyle41317 жыл бұрын
For anyone who wants a tip to get past these guys: 2 poison arrows. That's all it takes to kill one. They succumb to a single poisoning. The arrow doesn't even have to do damage.
@ItchyGren7 жыл бұрын
Matthew Coyle that's awesome. I had no idea poison just destroys them
@andrewwestfall657 жыл бұрын
Ring of Fog will also let you fire arrows at them without them constantly firing at you
@ItchyGren7 жыл бұрын
time to boot up dark souls 1 again
@andrewwestfall657 жыл бұрын
I'm running a Solaire cosplay myself right now
@matthewcoyle41317 жыл бұрын
Odin T Havok Yep I always use the ring of Fog with my poison arrows. Turns the game into Skyrim sneaking. Especially funny what that dies to poor Lautrec and his bros.
@CaptainDoomsday4 жыл бұрын
I love that Pat is so confident about the windows being unbreakable that he realizes Crazy Talk will activate on him.
@AussieManny7 жыл бұрын
16:40.
@MinersLoveGames7 жыл бұрын
Fucking beautiful.
@Captain__Harlock7 жыл бұрын
OMFG I died laughing. My roommate across the house came and checked because I was so loud
@cal08907 жыл бұрын
thanks
@tonytwotries11626 жыл бұрын
YEEEEES!
@vertikil6 жыл бұрын
her soul broke
@rougen12127 жыл бұрын
The "wah" got me. 10/10
@Dlnew37 жыл бұрын
Pat making that Nintendo funbucks shilling out for the new 2DS XL, in stores August 8th.
@iller37 жыл бұрын
Elmo was a secret Nintendo agent, confirmed
@skinny90897 жыл бұрын
"I'm a tickler... I'm a tickle all up in here."
@goodninji86 жыл бұрын
16:40 Pat-kun uses the hidden ability of 『CRAZY TALK』: Instant Karma.
@TheAppsMann7 жыл бұрын
Pat's even wrong about himself.
@Kevinofrepublic4 жыл бұрын
"Listen, I got really- I spent a lot of time here and I hated it." - Pat
@AmericanSuit7 жыл бұрын
21:40 offscreen ginger squeals
@godzillainspace59227 жыл бұрын
Pat confirmed a hack-fraud for flip-flopping on his nintendo handheld hate
@PwnageofNoobs7 жыл бұрын
Godzilla InSpace Shhhhh, he has check being discreetly mailed to him from Nintendo now.
@thelaughingrouge5 жыл бұрын
16:40 is one of the best moments in the history of the channel, this is not up for debate.
@ramsesbams7 жыл бұрын
Crazy Talk is strong in this episode
@RascheTheRabbit7 жыл бұрын
omg Pat@ 2:33 When do they fucking stream? Oh my GOD I need to watch this shit live. Pat's the fuckin' greatest thing.
@BloodOfAutumn7 жыл бұрын
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS. Thank you, sir.
@cheapturbo64397 жыл бұрын
Elmo: The lord of streets
@joshthompson79367 жыл бұрын
4:35, now to be fair that HoTS stream was good (shaved) Pat. This stream is clearly Cactus Pat.
@rsmith25686 жыл бұрын
Man I love the fact that crazy talk activates all the time
@0rriAndroid7 жыл бұрын
Took 2 hours, folks. 0 progress
@Yal_Rathol7 жыл бұрын
Richter The D the anor londo archers live up to the legend.
@Enzo_Matrix927 жыл бұрын
Woolie levels of bad gameplay.
@Two-for-One_half-off7 жыл бұрын
-47% progress, actually. It's rather impressive.
@KLONOA1057 жыл бұрын
4:30 - 4:53 that's Pat. the worlds greatest hypocrite and Liar XDD
@TiakOSRS4 жыл бұрын
Peach "You gotta be fuckin' kidding me" Saliva
@DeinFerm6 жыл бұрын
That Thumbnail IS SO PERFECT
@bornnoir7 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone dislike this.
@JackgarPrime7 жыл бұрын
It was Paige.
@jamauln17 жыл бұрын
This is just beyond satisfying.
@BlkDragonian7 жыл бұрын
W O A H
@bensrants67726 жыл бұрын
27:58 I have so many questions
@thomasderosso56257 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck Pat has the shortest legs in the world.
@goldenfade63327 жыл бұрын
This the moment that killed my second play through, for the life of me couldn't do it. I have no idea how I did it the first time.
@technoskull7 жыл бұрын
CAUSE EVERYBODY HURTS
@pixelwits78537 жыл бұрын
SOMETIMMMEESS
@Zero_Shift5 жыл бұрын
After what seems like hours over hours of dark souls I really wonder when she realizes that you can't just start drinking estus in the middle of the combat at 1 hp.
@savagedice11844 жыл бұрын
SHE MISSED THE BRIDGE
@AegisREDflector6 жыл бұрын
Real talk tho, Paige is super right about fashion magazines.
@jackson34753 жыл бұрын
(17:50) If someone reminds Pat about it he might do it, since he just proposed and all.
@Captain__Harlock7 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much I finally found a place that has there podcasts and streams.
@katlicks7 жыл бұрын
"There seems to be huge archers that bombard me with arrows. I should hold my sword extra tight while this shield, shield, shield, shield, on my back makes my stamina recover faster."
@felabugg17 жыл бұрын
To be fair, you're fucked if you block anyway. The arrows knock you back super hard even if you do block them.
@thenemesisbean67967 жыл бұрын
I was here for this and it was glorious.
@CopiousDoinksLLC6 жыл бұрын
Man, I just feel bad for Canadians/Americans if their Domino's is that awful. The Domino's in Australia isn't great but at least I wouldn't describe it as being "sorrowful". Jesus Christ.
@OCMOOO7 жыл бұрын
Mother of god it goes on for 38 minutes
@direweeb7 жыл бұрын
I loved that Crash meme.
@cyberrioter7 жыл бұрын
I often think that I am too old for schadenfreude, but then I see something like this and I just laugh like a madman.
@ZiroZenStudios3 жыл бұрын
“I am in just the shittiest mood.” Oh boy here we go.
@breaksystembse7 жыл бұрын
#relationshipGoals
@cthulhuhoops6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was pretty much my experience with the archers, too. I only got through them by pure dumb luck, and boy was I ever grateful.
@cthulhuhoops6 жыл бұрын
Also, Elmo could sense his lies through time and bit him as he started shittalking the 2DS XL.
@superjail1177557 жыл бұрын
Let me get that stream *BONELESS*
@karaokeskeleton66096 жыл бұрын
Much like Gwyn and the Kiln of the First Flame, Dominoes Pizza will have the most burnt ass crust and taste of sorrow of unfilled dreams. Their toppings will be like a forsaken son, and entire people fallen into nihilism. This is truly a Hollowborne Pizza
@Figolett6 жыл бұрын
Pat's laugh kills me everytime.
@pixelwits78537 жыл бұрын
At least we can count on her beating the archers first try next stream.
@Courtney22166 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this stream live and it was the best I have ever seen.
@BigFingerRo7 жыл бұрын
12:11 W H A H A P P E N
@SplodeyJesus7 жыл бұрын
I wish I had this kind of relationship again... fuck
@Famygdala7 жыл бұрын
16:41 I have never seen anyone fuck themselves like that in all my years of screwing with people in Souls games. Poetry in motion.
@dragonMaster249217 жыл бұрын
funny thing is paige you still have to the BOSS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@SergioSource7 жыл бұрын
with the amount of damage she deals and probably summoning the bro she might just one/two shot it
@neednolife5 жыл бұрын
That intro alone is pure gold
@jjrambles6832 жыл бұрын
Because of this video, I was dreading getting to the archers when I played dark souls for the first time recently. Got through them on my fifth try lmao.
@DuelistKoi935 жыл бұрын
Pat's laughter adds decades to my life
@SinHurr6 жыл бұрын
16:41 is the greatest moment in all of Souls playthroughs.
@jimbothompkins3 ай бұрын
I'm mad at pat for telling her about the windows.
@Zero_Shift5 жыл бұрын
14:58 The unexpected edit.
@Guile_The_Exile6 жыл бұрын
I wanna hug these two so badly... And them ask them if I can be their unofficial adopted son with none of the responsibilities..
@SwagBroPlays6 жыл бұрын
Love how Pat didn't tell her about The Darkmoon Tomb bonfire XD
@SwagBroPlays6 жыл бұрын
16:41 I have never seen that happen b4 XD
@NateVHVT4 жыл бұрын
Pat being helpful by not mentioning the parry ONCE.
@wilwhileaway7 жыл бұрын
Pat 'n Paige - THIS is the Tru Luv!
@joebobby14125 жыл бұрын
OMG 14:59 killed me so hard. God damn it.
@Abyss32237 жыл бұрын
DarkSydePaige does it again
@DingleDarn4 жыл бұрын
Paige at the time seemed to be unaware of the parry function, and the fact that Silver and Black Knights are pretty easy to use said function on.
@albertjester6 жыл бұрын
god almighty. "let's play the section where footing and agility is critical. what weapon should we use? how about the biggest unwieldiest sword in the game, that fucking throws you around several feet every time you swing and sends you flying if it hits a wall." the fuck where they thinking?
@SwagBroPlays6 жыл бұрын
And after this painful experience, her reward? Ornstein and Smough XD
@oceanviolets13063 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, you cant hit them with arrows, but you can poison them via poison arrows. It takes a while, but its an easy solution. The moss lady in the aqueduct sells them, you have to aim for the foot. There wont be damage numbers, but after a few you'll see them get poisoned. ENB showed this off
@pardonerfennel88845 жыл бұрын
16:40 Sides in orbit.
@ernor157 жыл бұрын
It's so refreshing to see someone who's more shit at Dark Souls than I am. ^,^ Your pain is so yummy, Paige.
@ericjohnson61206 жыл бұрын
19:43 Crazy Talk!
@JoeCoolMaveric6 жыл бұрын
4:30-4:52 Heh, it's almost like Pat says this stuff because he likes to get under people's skin...Unless it's happening to him, which in that case, he loses his god damn mind. Case in point: Woolie: somethingsomething like the zapping! Pat: THAT'S NOT WHAT THE ZAPPING SYSTEM IS ABOUT! YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU! DON'T! KNOW!!!!!!
@Comkill1176 жыл бұрын
16:41 the hypest moment
@RanMouri827 жыл бұрын
1:00 Paige officially goes hollow.
@JollyJoker237 жыл бұрын
I'm so fucking happy she hit the wall and fell off. My reaction was IDENTICAL to Pat's. god I love watching people go insane in Anor Londo...