Paul Chowdhry's Best Taskmaster Moments

'Snow bear, innit' - some of Paul Chowdhry's best bits on Taskmaster.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

[@kiravega5683]

“Bastard’s crying innit” is my favorite line ever. Nothing can ever top that.

[@KM-br7oq]

"That's harsh" from Doc Brown on the potato red green is a close second for me.

[@Graiff]

@@KM-br7oq "It would have been all rim and bounced out"

[@nvrmnde]

"I was open" is another one.

[@louis559]

New series has multiple from Mike that could contend for best line in Taskmaster

[@youngwang97]

"I creamed myself earlier" is also a great quite

[@TheAcdcninja]

The best contestants are the ones who everyone else thinks “wtf are you doing!?” but they’re like “this is clearly the only way to do this task”

[@cgyarn]

Helium egg

[@bloomp9676]

Scissors, please!

[@MyNameIsNeutron]

If Paul and Mark Watson had a baby it would be Mike Wozniak

[@hiendkle]

​@@MyNameIsNeutronI recognize all these names, but I don't know if I follow the logic

[@xghoulishgalx]

One of the strangest Taskmaster contestants and this is only a tiny glimpse inside his mind

[@kisbie]

Taskmaster eccentrics, ranked! 1. Paul Chowdhry, innit? 2. Rhod Gilbert 3. The Venerable Bob Mortimer 4. Sally Phillips 5. Mel (& Shoe) 6. The Additional Handicap of Being David Baddiel 7. Loose Anders 8. Joe Wilkinson 9. Tim Vine - very nice man but fuckin’ weird

[@Watermelons47]

kisbie James Acaster?

[@jenelaina5665]

@@kisbie disagree on 7, would switch with Lisa. Otherwise spot on.

[@kisbie]

Aryllis Thought about Acaster as much of his comedy is set in his own weird little world, but by Taskmaster standards he wasn’t especially unconventional. (Similar for Noel Fielding really, although I’ve never been much of a fan of his anyway.)

[@TheHutchy01]

@@kisbie Bob seems to be insane for more than just comedy purposes

[@vinnyreed723]

I love how Alex had to wait for a cumulative 5 hours in a shed

[@MrJuuberi]

A fun day at work.

[@felixfelicius7330]

Or else he didn’t and they were one after the other...

[@TheBrokenOmega]

Vast majority of tasks are filmed out of sequence and on different days. Which is why during certain tasks weather maybe more of an issue for other contestants. So, Alex will have had a cumulative of 5 hours in a shed, however, most likely not on the same day.

[@roberte.o.speedwagon2999]

"Why is your sweat that colour?" Paul: "I creamed myself"

[@Thyyyyyyyyme]

I wish we got like, twice as much time with Paul as we did. Dude's too incredible to be stuck in a short season.

[@pearkore6821]

A champions of champions series but with all the losers 🤔🤔

[@eurielrabano5732]

@@pearkore6821 YESSSS!

[@erinrodgersStoryCoach]

I genuinely want the full hour of footage of Paul having fun in the bouncy castle

[@sfshinz]

I want the 45 minutes of Brown Clown in his box, innit.

[@lavie_enlove]

Imagine Paul and James Acaster doing a team task

[@xcruciator2269]

Joe Wilkinson and Paul Chaudhry??

[@Surgicalsteel222]

All three together! They could make a programme about anything, and it would be brilliant to watch

[@kaycem]

omg i just need them to do a sitcom together tbh

[@lindam156]

add Rhod just for ambiance

[@BrooklynJackBlue]

They talked about Paul on the podcast Acaster does with Ed Gamble. Greg was actually the guest and they discussed a moment where Paul was asked by the waiter if he wanted still or sparkling water, and Paul, blank faced, went "What'cha recommend?"

[@sirhawkjames]

"I'm starting to think we shouldn't be laughing at Paul" lmaooo missed that savage line the first time around

[@TheProffesor10]

she showed genuine concern for the lad throughout the clip - i dont think she was joking!

[@cyberperson53]

Ironically, Paul looked more surprised at Alex's lack of reaction to Brown Clown than Alex did at the sudden appearance of Brown Clown.

[@Zaihanisme]

Scotty Enn thissssss

[@frankie1233]

I didn’t realise until this how many times Rob and Paul both say “innit”

[@joops110]

its a lot innit

[@bl00dhoney]

They're from London innit

[@kouzelnikvojtisek]

Even when he was asked how long he spent in the box dressed as a clown, I understood his answer as "about 45m, innit?"

[@lindam156]

They gave Paul all the flack for saying “innit” but mid series I was like “Rob says innit like every 2nd word”

[@eurielrabano5732]

Wait rob said innit?!

[@benlampert2471]

“The bastard’s crying, innit?” have to be the four greatest words spoken on television.

[@dalluc]

Gotta love how Londoners have turned "innit" into a single word lol, and they use it as a crutch even if it doesn't make any sense in the sentence.

[@whatubeaccount1]

The other comics have actual trouble keeping it together around him...that's the most amazing thing about this

[@just-tess]

Dave's biggest contribution to the series was maybe just his reactions to Paul, priceless

[@muskatDR]

10:10 Love how Greg tries to stay angry but cracks at Pauls weirdness

[@marcgorter8651]

The man's a mystery to me. He's incredibly funny, yet, at the same time I do genuinely wonder if everything's indeed alright.

[@chattycathydoll]

It's an act from beginning to end. Seen him on other things and he's completely different. It's like a piece of genius level performance art. He's just flattened everything. Must've taken some control.

[@marcgorter8651]

@@chattycathydoll Bastard's actin', innit? I think he's my favourite contestant this series. Greg has a soft spot for him and Paul gets the most laughs out of the other contestants.

[@lindam156]

Yea Def's an act. He's more chill and animated with his stand up. Either way, bastard's amazing innit 😂😂

[@kimaboe]

Between Paul and Joe Thomas, I feel as if there is something about this show that just breaks people ahead of time.

[@marcgorter8651]

@@kimaboe I have yet to see series 8(?) entirely, just a few clips. Joe came across as a bit awkward in those, but I'm guessing there a lot more of that.

[@stephendavis6267]

"Paul, how are you?" "Oh, how ya doin', man?" "... I'm doing better now."

[@jlane03]

Absolutely one of my favourite Taskmaster moments, haha.

[@tylernass6263]

I love how instead of saying "it works with men, too" Paul decided to go with "no but mainly women, innit?"

[@SirPrizeMF]

'Pretty high, otherwise I wouldn't have tried it' killed me.

[@user-lu4fn9pe4y]

he's what i didn't expect to get from this show, yet easily one of the best...

[@sebastianland1572]

Paul and Romesh have been my favorite contestants, what a maniac.

[@steved8193]

Treeeeeeeee Wizard!

[@pearkore6821]

Just watched series one and Romesh was always a delight - could never tell what he'd do, it'd be no nonsense or absolute madness.

[@kidspitfire]

Brown clown

[@BobbyLCollins]

I like how Sara's unamplified laugh was so loud on the studio audio they couldn't edit it out. Just as well, really. It made the entire thing funnier.

[@CaesarTjalbo]

5:17, I think that's Rob Beckett

[@Zaihanisme]

That’s an audience member.

[@sfshinz]

I'm always laughing too hard at that point to be able to hazard a guess as to who's laughing.

[@rowanaboat4523]

Have the most fun on this bouncy castle, you have 1 hour. That was the funniest one of those independent tasks

[@kisbie]

Part of me aches that they didn’t give that one to Mel Giedroyc.

[@rowanaboat4523]

That would have been fun to watch but I also think it would have missed the point of them

[@kisbie]

Rowan Aboat I just want to see her reaction. I always find myself falling a bit in love with the women on the show, but Mel especially. A fizzy, fuzzy bundle of pure joy. Even if (as you and Greg say) that’s not what Taskmaster’s about.

[@samantha7549]

I want to watch the whole hour

[@mrsmirk4495]

Surely mark Watson’s task has to be up there

[@laurenjcoates]

Best of Paul Chowdry innit

[@robott6696]

Do you mean to say "Inuit"?

[@MadcapShambleton]

@@robott6696 No - one of the running gags with Paul Chowdry is how he says "innit", as in "Isn't it?".

[@xcruciator2269]

I thought Joe Wilkinson was weird. Then I came across Paul in Taskmaster

[@datguiser]

Eww that’s nasty, why would you do that to Paul? 😂

[@MurcuryEntertainment]

He radiates the same silent psychopath energy as Bob Mortimer and Hugh Dennis.

[@cappycook]

probably one of the funniest one man tasks I've seen so far. Very similar to what they did to Mel in series 7, they took the most dour contestant and put them in the happiest situation whereas with Mel they took the cheeriest and gave her a nightmare to deal with

[@ThatSquirtleGuylol]

Mel is in series 4

[@hmarci]

I love how Taskmaster teaches us how most people on telly have such disturbed minds

[@baoboumusic]

Best Taskmaster contestant ever. I'm not a huge fan of his stand-up but this program was made for him and his weird mind. Fantastic stuff, thanks Paul for making me cry with laughter!

[@SilverEye91]

I'm with Greg, I love you Paul. Absolutely amazing.

[@FreeTacozYT]

"Well I creamed myself before" in a total deadpan delivery killed me

[@kelzuya]

Paul is a legend. So deaadpan

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

You know a person's funny when you can hear wheezing behind the camera

[@dhruvkharbanda9095]

"I'm gonna ask you a straight question here mate, ARE YOU BLACKIN UP?" Greg, man u r litt😂😂😂

[@EnycmaPie]

There are people who are shit at the task and keep losing, then there's Paul Chowdhry that just fails in such a spectacular way that it becomes good instead.

[@themug406]

"So in that regard, well done" is one of the best delivered lines in the show

[@EnoVarma]

Can you imagine Greg telling that to a student back when he was a teacher? I would turn to ashes on the spot.

[@danieltaber4924]

It's full of melon, innit?

[@SensationalBanana]

One of my favourite contestants. All of his "innit..." never ceases to be funny!!

[@maheenq5709]

i want to see 45 mins of Paul sitting in the box

[@Reminji]

I genuinely can't tell when he's accidentally being funny and when it's on purpose.

[@vinnyreed723]

5:13 the legendary moment

[@ThaFleaMeista]

Paul is a man of few words but everything he says is absolutely hilarious

[@dyent]

"Paul Chowdhry's Best Taskmaster Moments" Al Murray walks in Fitting.

[@just-tess]

ohmygod... really only came for the rabbit/bear, totally forgot about the sweat task 🤣literally crying laughing, had to pause until I could breathe again, man's a legend innit.

[@TheresBryan]

One of the most entertaining contestants to ever be one the show!

[@ThurstonCyclist]

I didn't think Joe Wilkinson could be out-weirded. I was so wrong.

[@stephaniesimon4954]

he was in the box for 45 minutes 😂

[@eurielrabano5732]

"I creamed myself before" Gets me everytime😂

[@EnoVarma]

Paul must be protected at all cost - not just for our sakes, but for his own sake, too.

[@timmabbb]

One of my favourites. His snowman was genius 😂

[@donb2527]

Hey Taskmaster this is my favourite show, but it doesn’t air in my country, if you could release the rest of the videos to Norway (and I presume the rest of the world wants in too) we would all appreciate it, you’re doing the lords work, thank you! -Your biggest fan

[@donb2527]

Also if I can send money to the show to pay my part I would be more than happy to

[@62stonetank]

Use a VPN and watch them on UKTV play for free

[@MrJuuberi]

Dailymotion has most of the episodes for free.

[@aarontokay1463]

Tyler Burney I’m gonna use daily motion. I’ve only watched taskmaster on a google drive folder twice (one of them being that folder you sent woops) but it would totally suck to get a virus so imma stick w daily motion

[@florome]

The uktv youtube channel (that has the outtakes) has most videos set to only be avaliable in the uk so, yeah, i'm with you

[@pearkore6821]

I'm not British but can I declare Paul a national treasure

[@jimmysmith183]

"I creamed myself" -Paul Chowdhry

[@Zaihanisme]

I love his voice and speech pattern. Sexy, yet soothing, and also dour. Hahaha!

[@ShiivaWilding]

Come on, where's the clip of him trying to justify how cool a clock is by it's ability to be clipped onto a kilt, that was hilarious!

[@scf7334]

“Al Murray’s gonna win this, that fat --“ lol!

[@shesemerald2011]

"Bastards crying, innit?" 😂💀

[@illomens2766]

This is what you call a Comedian's Comedian

[@TheHutchy01]

I'm frankly amazed that box didn't contain Gweneth Paltrow's head

[@johannesbertilsson4856]

My favourite part is how Dave and Al are just losing it like two naughty boys at the back of the classroom.

[@Luigiman-rc9fi]

I want to see a compilation of the rubber duck or eggs. Something other than just contestants would be cool.

[@sbilldmilk]

"I creamed myself"

[@morklee31]

"You moisturize your own body, innit?"

[@GhoulishCinnamon]

I’m personally fond of “it’s a melon, innit”

[@AceBiscuits3]

Snowmanbear, innit?

[@lauriefromks7263]

Except it's a rabbit...

[@papasy3748]

Recently had the opportunity--nay, privilege--to unleash 'I creamed myself' to some unsuspecting punters, went down a treat lmao , god i love him

[@Saltywinterchild]

We're laughing innit

[@5fiveform]

I understand not having the full episodes available worldwide but please put the full tasks available worldwide! Get the potato in the golf hole for instance, if I could just send that to my friend I'm sure I'd finally be able to convince them to watch Taskmaster!!

[@grzegorzcichosz8240]

white noise and al murray’s grandad letting pauls family into the uk were the funniest imo

[@_therealgabe_]

You really wanna make me late for work huh?

[@patrickadams704]

I'm just here for all the innits

[@tommulder9420]

Paul deserves a redemption/revenge arc

[@pearkore6821]

I truly adore him 😂😂

[@Nha444]

Nice, taskmaster is the best

[@franticbass]

12:52 "Al Murray is going to win this that fat fuck" xD

[@BlitzerXYZ]

I can't wait to see what the others did in some of those tasks

[@user-iv2ul3yh6g]

Matthew Quinn just watch it on UKTV Play (use a VPN if not British)

[@BlitzerXYZ]

@@user-iv2ul3yh6g I could use a VPN but I'm fine with waiting

[@user-iv2ul3yh6g]

Matthew Quinn thought you said you “can’t wait” lol

[@ohmygoshreya8707]

Sleeping's fun innit?

[@squeakyelbows]

Why was season 3 only 5 episodes? 😭

[@robott6696]

Drugs?

[@sfshinz]

Paul Chowdhry broke it, innit.

[@simonlee9993]

Great video. Slightly disappointed that they didn't include Paul's impression of Dave Gorman's children's toy, in the prize task one week.

[@juliettesirkis]

Come on, make full episodes available to watch worldwide! I have no legal way of watching them

[@helena324xx]

juliettesirkis they are, on the taskmaster KZbin channel is s1,s2 and some of s3, I think it’s international...?

[@juliettesirkis]

@@helena324xx They are not available where I live

[@morklee31]

@@juliettesirkis well, use a vpn

[@samantha7549]

watch them on dailymotion

[@amemelia]

Use a VPN, it's legal and then you can watch all series on uktvplayplus theres vpn for free

[@nichaaael]

i think the best way to describe paul is just. he is a cryptid

[@obesus787]

It’s Paul Chowdhry innit

[@sfshinz]

Bridget Christie is the contestant who most closely reflects Paul’s absurdist approach. She’s also the most litigious contestant since Hugh “Desky” Dennis, and the most air headed since Katherine “Am I the Spider” Parkinson, as well as being the contestant who sounds most like Sara Pascoe. Bridget Christie is the ideal Taskmaster contestant.

[@kaycem]

paul is so goddamned CUTE

[@krzuker]

"I like women, I like men... it's all good" --an icon

[@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945]

😍

[@awakenthegreatnesswithin]

Paul needs his own TV show

[@AarOnCoasters]

He should have won first for the slow motion football video. If you think Paul is dumb, the jokes on you. He got the most laughs this series.

[@NikPub]

8:24 school boy Rob checking the teacher's reaction

[@sfshinz]

Melon, innit.

[@CthulhuInc]

that was out of order, man

[@tbz1551]

7:37 John Bonham approves. 🎵🎶

[@nickes6168]

The best moments of Paul being on taskmaster are the moments I never knew he ever existed until the season, idn't it?

[@RyuMai]

funniest contestant by far

[@Jackd1179]

It’s a snow bear innit?

[@sam-yb4yd]

best of jessica please! love her sm

[@justin.booth.]

When she fell off the stage after they talked about how stupid someone would have to be to fall off I died

[@laurenjcoates]

YOU LISTENED! God Bless

[@MrGreenman137]

13:05 Alex looks like a giant. I think it's forced perspective, like in Lord of the Rings. Makes me feel really uncomfortable.

[@Newsetuploading]

Alex is about 6'2"

[@Tabtabtabtoycollection]

The Master!

[@morashid4902]

Paul too funny

[@Alphacat_]

Paul Chowdhry innit?

[@pampelmuse5403]

hes gong mad

[@philosyche]

why is this video not available in the uk