Paul Mooney funny jokes about O.J Simpson and Wesley Snipes

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@GatorGirl04
@GatorGirl04 14 жыл бұрын
"Don't none of you jive turkeys try to split!" LMAO His bits about OJ are always freakin hilarious!!!
@kynriv101
@kynriv101 13 жыл бұрын
"If you gave Wesley a ride in your car, the cops would pull you over for having tinted windows" -LMFAO.
@RandomNest
@RandomNest 3 жыл бұрын
"That bullet would come back and ask for a flashlight"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIP Legend Paul Mooney.🙏 You were the best!
@EmEm-hv2fj
@EmEm-hv2fj 6 жыл бұрын
"Everybody had a tape recorder but Oj". 😂
@LionEntity
@LionEntity 14 жыл бұрын
"if you shot Wesley, that bullet'll come back and ask for a flashlight!" that's some funny-ass SHIT!!!!!!!!! LOL
@JustinCoasters
@JustinCoasters 7 жыл бұрын
He repeated the joke. He said that on Masterpiece in 1995
@nirvarene25us
@nirvarene25us 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@wileyjohnson5681
@wileyjohnson5681 5 жыл бұрын
Only Paul Mooney could make this up as a joke "If you shot Wesley that bullet would come back and ask for a flashlight."
@motownfan3
@motownfan3 3 жыл бұрын
RIP PAUL...YOUR FANS WILL ALWAYS LOVE AND MISS YOU !!!
@isaiahedwards6586
@isaiahedwards6586 2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@CZRXCZR
@CZRXCZR 14 жыл бұрын
HELL YEA!! post the whole show!! I can never get enough Mooney in my diet!!
@KILLUMINATIish
@KILLUMINATIish 13 жыл бұрын
"whatever happens in vegas stays in vegas,and thats exactly where he'll be staying"LMAO!!
@Knowledgebearer
@Knowledgebearer 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@jarcelynlewin1546
@jarcelynlewin1546 6 жыл бұрын
Paul you are the Original and best of most!!
@Amy-xp9ze
@Amy-xp9ze 5 жыл бұрын
He's the founder of comedy
@dummyaccount7718
@dummyaccount7718 6 жыл бұрын
Did they glue the ball to his hand!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! Undisputable PROOF why no ONE EVER came for Mr. MOONEY!!!!!!
@wileyjohnson5681
@wileyjohnson5681 5 жыл бұрын
They probably are fans of Paul Mooney and find his jokes funny ass hell so that's probably why they never came after him. Paul once said that he actually know O.J. and knew Nicole. Paul probably use to hang around them alot when Richad Pryor was alive.
@leelohaskin7941
@leelohaskin7941 5 жыл бұрын
@@wileyjohnson5681 and I bet he and they all out there know what really went down that night, or at least can guess...
@MyGuyverMusic
@MyGuyverMusic 13 жыл бұрын
hahahaha he sounds like goofy xD "Help me go git muh stuff"
@auggiedoggie83
@auggiedoggie83 8 жыл бұрын
I died laughing when he did that
@kuriaki71
@kuriaki71 5 жыл бұрын
Jive turkey had me pissin
@jposco
@jposco 7 жыл бұрын
Are you Wesley? Nooo XD
@landismithCOJ
@landismithCOJ 8 жыл бұрын
Poor OJ😁😁😁😁😁 RIP to the legend, Paul Mooney 🙏
@The_Almighty.
@The_Almighty. 8 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaha
@Shabazz23
@Shabazz23 3 жыл бұрын
He actually just passed away not 5 years ago
@juanellis8479
@juanellis8479 6 жыл бұрын
Micheal Blackson stole his flashlight joke
@2000wattz
@2000wattz 5 жыл бұрын
Yo Paul is reckless 😂😂😂
@willardlockejr
@willardlockejr 13 жыл бұрын
@mrnaji Paul Mooney is simply funny because he tells it like it is, witrhout the sugarcoated B.S.!!!
@cherrylbrown7222
@cherrylbrown7222 6 жыл бұрын
Amazing Mr. Paul Mooney,
@JenToths
@JenToths 15 жыл бұрын
please please please please post more of this show!!!!
@yuljohnson6838
@yuljohnson6838 6 ай бұрын
That bullet joke coming back and asking for a flashlight was a good one,one that only a comedy giant like Paul could come up with!!
@dsb188
@dsb188 15 жыл бұрын
paul mooney goes in on people..i love it..i really do. I feel like you just need to be lighthearted about things like this...
@mikejr1114
@mikejr1114 5 жыл бұрын
Are you Wesley ? No. 😂😂
@firstbase0110
@firstbase0110 12 жыл бұрын
"Ok thinks he's Shaft" LOL
@Taospark
@Taospark 13 жыл бұрын
I love how Mooney turns to notice the attractive waitress in the middle of his act.
@Hapshetsut28
@Hapshetsut28 14 жыл бұрын
@HibbdyD This man is an equal opportunity offender. He takes shots at everybody, nobody is spared. LMAO.
@woabeatz9717
@woabeatz9717 7 жыл бұрын
O.J. is getting out in october then getting with a kardashian...
@xtraflo
@xtraflo 6 жыл бұрын
Then he'll come out as a Woman then become a Hero again.
@moniquehill7167
@moniquehill7167 6 жыл бұрын
Oh lord he might as well stay in jail
@BigMane5
@BigMane5 5 жыл бұрын
Nigga said it a been a cook out ova thea 😭😭 fw jeffrey Domer
@yuljohnson6838
@yuljohnson6838 7 ай бұрын
"The godfather of comedy" The world of comedy don't feel the same without him 😢
@diamondbolton2944
@diamondbolton2944 3 ай бұрын
It’s not hard for me to meet someone I don’t know, it’s hard to meet someone that doesn’t already know of me.
@chantele30
@chantele30 6 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS!!!
@Teabonesteak
@Teabonesteak 15 жыл бұрын
I'm in stitches!!!!
@loriellajames6978
@loriellajames6978 Жыл бұрын
Why people joking or hating on Wes’ skin? I think it’s beautiful.
@johnsradios484
@johnsradios484 7 жыл бұрын
Paul Mooney is usually spot on, but misses the point on OJ.
@mackinshizzaveli4202
@mackinshizzaveli4202 6 жыл бұрын
What point did he miss? That he was found innocent and they’re still saying he did it. Because that’s what I heard.
@jeffflair
@jeffflair 6 жыл бұрын
But I Do Love The Comedy Of Mr Paul Mooney
@jodythomas4324
@jodythomas4324 3 жыл бұрын
Love Paul Mooney, one of the greats no doubt, but where the fuck is he doing this stand up special at the Rainforest Cafe? I’m expecting the lights to start flashing like lightning and animatronics to start popping out any moment. 😂
@fps3693
@fps3693 3 жыл бұрын
If you shot a bullet it will come back for a flashlight!!!! Let’s go!!! Lol!!! The best of the best Rest In Peace and thank you for your raw talent
@kareembeaman8080
@kareembeaman8080 7 жыл бұрын
Dumb... dumb... LMAO
@nirvarene25us
@nirvarene25us 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha This is crazy. Lol
@TheChris071985
@TheChris071985 15 жыл бұрын
r u wesley? Noooooo... lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@mrmaxxx94
@mrmaxxx94 9 ай бұрын
Paul mooney talking facts 💯
@sableeve5796
@sableeve5796 5 жыл бұрын
I'm rolling!
@BlackOasis21
@BlackOasis21 12 жыл бұрын
Is Mooney trashing them, or have OJ and Snipes trashed themselves?
@IAMBENNYBLANCO.
@IAMBENNYBLANCO. 6 жыл бұрын
Paul KNOWS OJ did that! 🤣😂
@itzjdub282
@itzjdub282 4 жыл бұрын
Dumb...Did they glue the ball to O.J.'s hand 😂😂
@CZRXCZR
@CZRXCZR 14 жыл бұрын
Brotha'!, Brotha'! - LMMexcianAO!
@britneyslut
@britneyslut 13 жыл бұрын
Are you Wesley slick slick slick? lol
@HibbdyD
@HibbdyD 15 жыл бұрын
1:00 funniest part, love Paul Mooney. He will fucking go THERE.
@ElikyaNgoma
@ElikyaNgoma 14 жыл бұрын
what is the name of this event?
@kareembeaman8080
@kareembeaman8080 7 жыл бұрын
Dumb.... dumb.... 😂😂😂😂😂
@MrGarthjohn
@MrGarthjohn 15 жыл бұрын
Paul hit the nail hard on the head with his impression of OJ. "Poor OJ." LOL! I often wondered how OJ did what everybody claimed he did and got away with it and him being that dumb and Ron and Nicole must have(in combined intellect) been "dumber" than him!?? Yeah - right. Plus he had all those football injuries!!? I just don't know how people thought after what everybody was calling, "The OJ Show" that he was guilty and the jury was wrong!? That s*** confused and jaded even me. Thanks Paul!
@rahmancooper9716
@rahmancooper9716 3 жыл бұрын
How the he'll the waitress not laughing at the bullet joke?
@cartmann94
@cartmann94 14 жыл бұрын
are you wesley? nnnooooooooooooooo are you wesley (click click click click) NO!! lmfao
@erb7562
@erb7562 14 жыл бұрын
what is name of show, that T.V. station did it come on?
@bogdy2craizy
@bogdy2craizy 5 жыл бұрын
paul mooney calling anyone dumb is ironic
@realurban
@realurban 14 жыл бұрын
Let's be real, this is the last im going to say this if the "victims" where black OJ Simpson would not be a household name.
@rosiebrooks7685
@rosiebrooks7685 11 ай бұрын
AND THEN WESLEY SNIPES WAS IN COMING TO AMERICA 2.
@s0bad
@s0bad 13 жыл бұрын
which show is this??
@Supremmo
@Supremmo 9 ай бұрын
RIP Paul and OJ.
@TRKoneAD2
@TRKoneAD2 14 жыл бұрын
ladies and gentlemen...Paul Mooney
@mrscox27
@mrscox27 14 жыл бұрын
how did OJ play ball did they glue the ball to his hand...lmao......OJ thinks he shaft, "dont none of you jive turkeys try to split, Ill kill ya..can ya dig hush ya mouth..lmfao...
@WAlkONRebel
@WAlkONRebel 3 жыл бұрын
OJ did it
@seanjohn21276
@seanjohn21276 14 жыл бұрын
OJ thinks he's Shaft. You jive turkey!
@briane596able
@briane596able 5 жыл бұрын
Nino Brown didn’t deserve this mistreatment
@TheSuirad
@TheSuirad 15 жыл бұрын
y did u stop it right at the good part!!
@champ23100
@champ23100 13 жыл бұрын
paul paul paul lol
@jwillis315
@jwillis315 11 жыл бұрын
mr. Original
@charlottewoods7218
@charlottewoods7218 9 ай бұрын
Paul is stupid, we need him now!
@JustNeedaBeerandPark
@JustNeedaBeerandPark 11 жыл бұрын
I dont know........but I guarantee this. If both were basketball players....they be getting dunk everytime!!!!
@liltd87
@liltd87 14 жыл бұрын
@HibbdyD lmfao! he sounded like Barney the dino. and pause at 1:02
@tanekabellamy
@tanekabellamy 7 жыл бұрын
lmaoo
@Mandology575
@Mandology575 15 жыл бұрын
Heh heh! Wesley was safe in Africa!
@robertmiles1603
@robertmiles1603 5 жыл бұрын
No, he did it. He got away with it because of political correctness. He even wrote a book explaining how he'd do it.
@kanyegang2810
@kanyegang2810 4 жыл бұрын
O.J thinks he's SHAFT'... Jive Turkey
@mr.sinister1279
@mr.sinister1279 5 жыл бұрын
Is it me or duz Paul Mooney look like that mush mouf character from fat Albert??
@buggeazy102
@buggeazy102 13 жыл бұрын
duuh! help me get back my stuff lol
@liltd87
@liltd87 14 жыл бұрын
@HibbdyD lmfao!
@AndrewsDataCorner
@AndrewsDataCorner 12 жыл бұрын
yup
@candysalters7853
@candysalters7853 5 жыл бұрын
Paul Mooney should have found some one his own age!
@sockpuppetgranny9335
@sockpuppetgranny9335 5 жыл бұрын
Queen Paul is so zesty.👄 🤣🤣 And those Wesely so Black jokes I've heard Bruce Bruce and somebody else use.
@drincogni
@drincogni Жыл бұрын
Glen rogers most probably to one who did it
@Superschemer34
@Superschemer34 14 жыл бұрын
@ladymjackson001 the world's gonna end.lit;s coming on friday on showtime
@archiejackson2315
@archiejackson2315 5 жыл бұрын
Paul Mooney is a darn fool...l lamo!
@evilzlatan
@evilzlatan 13 жыл бұрын
@JamesL009 check out TEXASBLOOD1 they have the entire show up
@autopreneur
@autopreneur 13 жыл бұрын
@erb7562 Paul Mooney: The End of the World. Funny shit
@NathanSynth
@NathanSynth 13 жыл бұрын
HELP ME GO GET MY STUFF AHYUHHYUHHYUHK =F
@caree1993
@caree1993 13 жыл бұрын
OJ thinks hes shaft L M B O
@jrcarter9175
@jrcarter9175 14 жыл бұрын
@biblefarce OJ. At least Michael was smart enough to leave the country after his acquittal.
@TalkNChitwTraCGmore
@TalkNChitwTraCGmore 13 жыл бұрын
Paul obviously doesn't know about melanin.
@gregakagreat
@gregakagreat 6 жыл бұрын
TalkNChitwTraCGmore It's jokes bruh. Also know that Mooney will clown anybody, no matter the race!
@EJAanime
@EJAanime 13 жыл бұрын
why dose he never sit fully in that cahir too stiff?
@osirisdelacroix754
@osirisdelacroix754 6 жыл бұрын
Hemroids... Needs Fiber.... However....That was funny!!!!! George Karl"3$k"..!
@jazmynbrown6820
@jazmynbrown6820 5 жыл бұрын
Why are dark skinned people made fun of?
@misfittv313
@misfittv313 2 жыл бұрын
The same reason why light skin people get made fun of
@moniquehill7167
@moniquehill7167 6 жыл бұрын
I can't stand Wesley Snipes
@Knarf009
@Knarf009 14 жыл бұрын
@wiselady54 That's just racism. You're making baseless statements about entire groups of people and it's not even funny.
@Woadyn
@Woadyn 6 жыл бұрын
Paul Mooney.. the most racist man I have ever seen do comedy. From the early days with Pryor he just never stopped. I mean he's not really funny, but racism is edgy so.. people laugh
@BakedObama
@BakedObama 6 жыл бұрын
Jake the edge lord
@gregoryhamilton7023
@gregoryhamilton7023 6 жыл бұрын
He is very funny he's just telling the truth on you white folks and it hurts.Racism is an action word how can we be racist as black people we don't own anything to tell you that you can't come in our stores and you can buy land and that you can't do this and you can't do that because of the color of your skin that's what racism is
@fandrews26
@fandrews26 6 жыл бұрын
STFU Salty ass Saltines always complaining and lying about Racism. Didn't you Neanderthals created it? GTFOH!
@pattylabell2166
@pattylabell2166 5 жыл бұрын
No lie! Paul jokes are raw!
@leelohaskin7941
@leelohaskin7941 5 жыл бұрын
Oh we have a "reverse racist" incel here, fuck all the way off Jake
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