Paul's Rants - Pizza and free gifts with bottled beers.

I can't think of anything to add to what I said in the video, really.

[@thepipesmokingbeekeeper8917]

Hi Paul A little tip for you....if you drink a pint of Guinness your body will turn it into lager 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewlengert2558]

I've bought a banks's beer tee shirt, it's a picture of a chap pissing the word lager up a brick wall. Priceless PS, you can buy the tee shirt from Banks's brewery shop 15 notes posted, ( unless carlsberg have closed it in the meantime)

[@oldiggy]

@@andrewlengert2558My fridge is full of banks beer bottles, £1 bottle 500 ml 3.4% lovely stuff. My sons in law drink piss ( I mean lager) I’ve tried them all horrible. If you drink ale for a few months you will never touch lager again it’s tasteless.

[@andrewlengert2558]

The only lager I can drink is Belgian wheat beer, well technically it's a lager but it's too nice to be classed as 'lager' cloudy as piss but tasty

[@williamdavies3295]

Bloody hilarious!. After a hard days graft, pizza for tea?. Bloody hell, strong words with the purchaser, & the services of a good glazier to fix the window whence the pizza exited the building!. Those effing titchy bottles of lager will not quench the thirst of a blooming fly on a cool day!. Need a 4 to 8 pack of 500ml tinnies of good lager for some constructive & thirst quenching quaffing!. All the best.

[@richardtaylor7199]

Your breakfast could very easily end up in the cat.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joetocchio9666]

Love your rants!! Makes me laugh from stem to stern 😂. Now, as far as pizza is concerned, I don't know what kind of crap you have in Wales, but you get your arse to the US and I'll get you PIZZA! Guaranteed you'll be a fan from our Italian kitchen. Thank you for all the great videos.

[@750triton]

We went to Kissimmee a few times while visiting Orlando. Mostly for the custom car and bike nights. Which were well attended, although the bike nights were a bit heavy on HD. We had pizza there one night and so impressed, we had same next week. As for the beer, we should have brought our own from England. Sounds like a possible trade deal

[@grateberk6435]

I want to see the hat.

[@BLUESBOYBENFIELD]

If she watches this, she’ll tell you to do your own shopping haha

[@gregrothemund9526]

Had enough, goodbye

[@dinomalta712]

Make your own Pizza, it's Called Cheese on toast! You can put on your meat, tomatoes, etc, just pop it under the grill, until the cheese of your choice is melted nicely! Works for us, Cheers, DINO and PANDA.

[@andyfearn6609]

Peasant food.... Not for a good ol Welsh boy...😂

[@williamnethercott4364]

I'm pretty much with you about pizza but with two exceptions, neither available in the UK. I had pizza in Pavia, Italy, that was quite good but not much like any pizza you can buy here. The other exception was courtesy of the Moose Hotel, Banff, Alberta and it was head and shoulders above any pizza I've had anywhere else. Otherwise, I wouldn't normally choose to eat it. As for bottled beer, it depends on the beer but I wouldn't thank you for a free hat.

[@peter7624]

Pizza is more for Suzuki riders than Royal Enfield afficionados Paul. Homemade pizza can be nice, but most takeaways are not that great IMHO, with a few exceptions. I think the bases might make good gaskets for pre-unit BSA chaincases.

[@jannerfox9292]

Save the pizza for bugger off when you ride by🤣🤣

[@philmuskett265]

Try thinking of the pizza as 'Welsh rarebit goes Continental'. Let's have a look at the hat, please!

[@ianhenshaw2260]

I think winging about your wife coming home with pizza, beer and a new hat is a good way to kick off divorce proceedings. Also next time the old man makes pizza, I'm eating your share! 😂

[@paulhenshaw4514]

Ha ha, ok, Bro!

[@andrewgent5887]

Shop bought pizza not so good, but if you take the time to make them yourself with proper fresh ingredients, definitely no pineapple! they are delightful and not difficult to do. As for eurofizz lager …best served close to freezing point so you can’t taste it! Give me a decent IPA any day.

[@jerryhatley5004]

Uh oh…Paul is making a few naughty comments…most bottled beer is like box wine….

[@DavidcCbrider]

Its like garlic and bread lol. Just ask Peter Kay .lol Your great fun mate keep them coming .BTW i am with you when it comes to food. 👍👍👍

[@paulallen3873]

Wonderful rant Paul 😂. Did Mrs H banish you to the workshop for criticising her lovingly prepared dinner ? 😂

[@raythirkettle4155]

Gummy bread and puke chunks!

[@stevepage2541]

Ah,pizza! Plain cheese and tomato,no dubious bits and bobs (such as anchovies,urgh) and a dish of conchiglie pasta,with tomatoes,mushrooms and garlic,lovely! Hey,shouldn't this be on the Foodies R Us channel? 😊

[@geordienufc3132]

Now you've probably offended all of Italy. 😂😂😂😂

[@erik_dk842]

Turkey. Actual Italian pizza's are good

[@FrokieKlarth-qe3ei]

What an interesting tale of disgust, accompanied by a rather convincing facial expression too. The last time I remember eating a pizza out of a cardboard box, I was actually trying out the local pizza vending machine! :) But buying beer to get a hat, well, there I'm lost for words...

[@GTMarmot]

Too right

[@norsehall309]

G'day Paul, I'm just like you can't eat that stuff they call fast food, Meat and Veg for this Man, do like fish and chips though, cheers mate, Neil 🤠.

[@stevekwall925]

You need to try a New Jersey Pizza you won't be saying that .

[@michaelking7499]

I gave up pizza 🍕 20 years ago for the same reason, cardboard ! But I still like the occasional beer 🍺😎

[@deancooper7952]

I am with you on pizza , cant abide trendy fast foods , I beg you , show us the hat . You have us all wondering about this fashion statement .

[@stan5513]

I love a good seafood pizza with mussels, octopus and prawns and an IPA, but your video made me swear off Welsh pizza.

[@bananabrooks3836]

Pizza is best when home made. l don't eat any 'fast food' apart from very occasionally a good fish chips & peas treat.

[@PatrickWhitaker-ls2cs]

100% agree, can't stand it

[@mynova27]

What strength was that hat!?? It's put you in Rare form!

[@erik_dk842]

Spot on!

[@hermangibbs8163]

Thanks Paul.

[@martytoal6547]

Worst pizza I ever had was in rome ( what’s yer view on Ducati motorcycles? )🤣👍🏻

[@erik_dk842]

I had a great pizza in the airport in Venice of all places

[@victorpearson1418]

Cardboard food

[@TheMadGesticulator]

Processed crap. Steak over pizza any day of the week for me!

[@rodneygunn788]

Expensive processed cheese on toast yuk

[@AaaaandAction]

20sec commercial at the beginning???

[@paulhenshaw4514]

20 seconds? That's taking the p**s!

[@AaaaandAction]

@@paulhenshaw4514 yep, and even if I cancel viewing and re-open your video I get another (different) 20 sec advert. Tried that half a dozen times. You’re just too popular Paul. 😜

[@paulhenshaw4514]

Any adverts before my videos are supposed to be skippable, according to my settings - so much for that, though.

[@grateberk6435]

Im half Italian and dislike pizza. Its orrible