Paul Simon and Edie Brickell in disorderly conduct charge

[@canopeaz]

She should have been like sorry your honor ...I’m not aware of too many things

[@Iamellasmommy]

LOL

[@bobbyblaze5035]

Underrated comment award

[@briancoyne6700]

I know what I know if you know what I mean ;)

[@sjappelodorus]

“But judge, she basically ORDERED me to choke her in the shallow water!”

[@MrDavisjones]

Lol. ❤

[@sarcasticnews1195]

For those wondering about the backstory: It turns out that the mama pajama she rolled out of bed and she ran to the police station. When the papa found out, he began to shout, and started the investigation. What the mama saw, it was against the law. After that, the mama looked down and spit on the ground every time his name got mentioned. And the papa said "Oh, if I get that boy, I'm going to stick him in the house of detention." So in a couple of days, they came to take him away, but the press let the story leak. And when the radical priest came to get him released, they were all on the cover of Newsweek. In the end, as Paul Simon predicted to the judge at 0:37, after release, they went to see their son, Julio, play baseball down by the school yard. True story.

[@CanadianSmoke]

"Your Honour, me and Edie were down by the school yard."

[@CindyTeague-x6p]

lol

[@ksb2112]

I clicked on this because I thought it was a joke. That lawyer on the right looks just like Larry David.

[@tommym321]

Omg me too!!!! I thought this was curb your enthusiasm!!

[@JayRiemenschneider]

Big Jew face

[@angiec6122]

Lolol same!!!!!! Is this real

[@elijahwilson1422]

Probably one of his cousins over in Brighton Beach.

[@powerhouse9868]

Edie all slumped over from years of trying to hear the 5 foot 2 Simon.

[@Sherri-u8q]

I about died laughing at this comment!! Truly lol moment….👍👍

[@ubermenchlicheman]

​@Sherri-u8q Perhaps, but every successful relationship, especially those of a romantic nature, must traverse their own bridge over troubled waters!

[@LarryHinze-q9b]

Fifty ways to leave the court room.

[@paulcooper5748]

Just slip out the back jack make a new plan stan.😂

[@Rick-tj5iq]

Lol.

[@ZorbaTheDutch]

"Your honor, I can be your long lost pal"

[@Dj0287]

Judge "Mr. Simon" Paul "Your Honor you can call me Al"

[@flyingaxeman7343]

SNL comedy writers should read this chat thread and use it as a masterclass. Hilarious

[@1973jamie1]

Edie Brickell to the judge.....Your honor, all i can say is i know what i know, if you know what i mean

[@rayray8687]

And everybody knew what she was talking about…I mean everybody knew exactly what she was talking about….

[@davidg3019]

interestingly they both could have said that as PS has a song titled "I know what i know" I wonder if that influenced her song as she was a big PS same growing up?

[@1973jamie1]

@@davidg3019 Oh wow!! You may be on to something lol

[@kevinbishop7512]

She pushed me in the Sallow Water ... but ... Before I could get too deep!

[@saracooke8341]

She wasn’t aware of too many things but….

[@m.richard.helton1547]

This is completely ridiculous and a waste of court time..

[@LarryHinze-q9b]

Well, they are from Hollyweird and get special handling.

[@dobbsgeorge]

Actually they New Yorkers, you twit, and the fact that they got a summons for merely having a public argument is indicative of how people try to exploit their lot with cheap shakedowns.

[@LarryHinze-q9b]

Paul took her home and loved her like a rock.

[@mobrules29]

She put him back in her pocket and they both went home quite content.

[@danwebb4418]

We all know Paul looks up to her...

[@kshepard52]

Her and everyone but Simone Biles.

[@zeekmx1970]

As punishment, I'd sentence them to a duet.

[@TheBigMclargehuge]

Du wat?

[@HopeAndrea_HFG]

Ha!

[@user-op9mv5lq1u]

Fuck that's funny

[@LarryHinze-q9b]

When he thinks back to all the things he learned on parole.

[@michaeloflannagen]

Something from Yentel. 😅

[@kennytesta9312]

Edie looks at Paul like it’s her grandfather 😂😂

[@RoedofWak-be5fo]

😅

[@mus3504]

🤣

[@LarryHinze-q9b]

Paul was so mad that later that night, he beat the shit out of Art Garfunkel.

[@jameswilhite9561]

Paul knows all the ways to lose a lover.

[@ambientrelaxingandhealingm7552]

But more importantly… How to retain one :-)

[@canopeaz]

Edie doesn’t - she’s not aware of too many things

[@SOS-ct9mv]

This is random

[@acidheadzzz]

The comedians with the one liners are out in full force in the comments….great to see thanks for the laughs :)

[@PuffPuffPass0420]

So, what did that girls dad do to her?

[@alltimers_dizzies7311]

Your honor, I need to step outside to smoke myself a “J”

[@jacquesdemolay5171]

May 2024, and I see the algorithm still has an odd sense of humor.

[@tommym321]

From the thumbnail I clicked because I thought it was a Curb Your Enthusiasm scene

[@watchinvidzwatchinvidz7691]

Disorderly didn't did nothin' wrong charge. Charges like these are B.S. Hey why don't they spend their time finding real criminals.

[@chrisscott9296]

What really matters is that they’ll be playing in the next century songs that Paul Simon wrote in the last one

[@skullduggery3377]

There they go...back to scarborough fair like nothing ever happened.

[@KRAZEEIZATION]

I can imagine Paul’s arguments would be very technical in a Woody Allen like manner.

[@Tom-xn8nn]

" sorry you're honor I don't mean to be didactic or feschious "

[@willdwyer6782]

Yeah Paul is a law school dropout.

[@lucasboden]

Paul won the lottery when marrying this woman. She looks the same as she did in 1988.

[@sansankudo]

with the exception of eyeglasses

[@ElectionFraudHasConsequences]

What about Princess Leia back in the '70s.. Strangely they could pass as sisters.

[@hello-vs4dc]

Redrum Seriously? After being married to him since 1992 and 3 children together? That hardly sounds like a gold digger or a whore.

[@JavaScriptJolt]

I don’t think she looks that great. He doesn’t either!

[@dwightalfred]

@@JavaScriptJolt Come now. Be kind. She is still quite a pretty woman.

[@ignatiusjk]

Ha ha Paul sounds like he could be a lawyer if his music career doesn't work out.

[@HanifBarnwell]

He went to law school, albeit he dropped out to pursue music

[@K9River]

If I were the judge and saw Edie smile, I'd immediately judge her, "Not guilty!"

[@ChiIeboy]

...by reason of insanity.

[@K9River]

@LClarke I always thought she had a beautiful smile.

[@Mark-v7y8t]

Edie's feet are size 13 and her breath is horrific 24/7.

[@plinko84]

Simon gets 24 years DUNGEON. 🍋 🍋 🍋

[@brianfergus839]

@@K9River yes she does

[@hertzair1186]

In a fight, my money is on Edie….she could take him easy

[@karmicsheila63]

81 now!

[@billb4930]

She has the reach advantage

[@plinko84]

I'd pay to watch that fight. UFC Ring, pay per view... 🥊🥊 🎶 YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND... NOTHING'S EVER GONNA KEEP YOU DOWN! 🎶

[@MrTomengle]

She leans when she stands up just like in her videos...

[@LarryHinze-q9b]

It's all the director rod she has smoked over the years.

[@DWQJVB]

They got into a fight because she gave Garfunkel a blumpkin on his birthday. I mean how petty and jealous can somebody be.

[@larslevinberget9558]

I know Garfunkel is a Greenhouze-fan ^-^ that's enough for me :)

[@Sceneyour]

She leans over so he doesnt look 2 ft shorter.

[@rebauer2000]

Edie laughs when she says he is no threat and even Paul smiled a tiny bit at 1:06.

[@Packer1290]

She's like...I could could kick his rear anytime, anyplace.

[@LarryHinze-q9b]

Well, the are both retards.

[@plinko84]

Thats the generic face of "We're a dysfunctional couple, but we're gonna act like we're not." I hope Edie gets all his money, Simon is a groomer. I said it.

[@shkokyone6748]

I love them, Edie is very Beautiful and so relaxed here ❤

[@davedee4382]

Why cameras and video?

[@larslevinberget9558]

All PR is good PR...

[@toddgittins5692]

Where'd he pick her up from? That's trouble, with a capital T. Move on, Man!

[@sunflower-oo1ff]

love those two... seriously, sometimes people fight...duh ... like really, for the world to see... wish people mind their own business. Love you Simon and Edie :)

[@neaituppi7306]

But you still watched it.

[@patricias5122]

Then why did somebody call the cops?

[@terrycraig6386]

@sunflower-oo1ff,: you shouldn't judge others for you watched the video too.thats called being hypocritical.😮

[@HanifBarnwell]

@@patricias5122Edie’s Momma called the cops

[@robertdillon9989]

Government intrusion into personal private business, typical, there isn’t anything that the cops can’t make worse

[@Cusesucks]

I think it was in public no? Or were they at home?

[@KittensgiveMorbogas]

But then when the wife, or husband, gets killed, you people gripe and cry about how the police didn’t do anything. Get a grip, boy, domestic violence is no joke.

[@chrisboston]

Drunken argument eh that got the police called to their mansion?!

[@josephdykes1820]

Was Bernie Sanders their attorney?

[@mikeoneil546]

Looks more like Larry David...thought it was a scene from Curb!

[@garyjackson3531]

​@@mikeoneil546That's exactly what I thought!

[@robertgraham9598]

She's bending at the waist and neck the entire time. She must have a LOT of neck and back problems if she's been standing like that all these years to make herself appear less than the half a foot taller than him that she is.

[@DianaHerberg]

Even before she knew him, I always thought she stood like she needed to use the Ladies' Room

[@dwightalfred]

She's obviously shy in front of the camera. Always was.

[@wilde.coyote6618]

She is probably trying to get closer to the microphone. She is like a foot taller than Paul.

[@mikeheffner1895]

No he is like 5'3, she needs to bend so he don't get napoleon complex

[@garyjackson3531]

​@@mikeheffner1895Napoleon was 5'6".

[@ursirius4878]

Judge, you can call me Al.

[@Zeke4140]

Arguments happen, the press sucks.

[@Mark-v7y8t]

They're both punchlines.

[@klabkebash]

Paul and Mel Brooks could have played brothers in a movie =p

[@kylerobbins5047]

Sounds like the troubled water is under the bridge.

[@georgealexander7976]

What Iam is what Iam😂😅😊

[@LarryHinze-q9b]

If Bernie was, they would both be in communist China by now.

[@rodnyg7952]

nice to see Edie there giving moral support to her grandfather

[@professorvoluck9311]

She’s almost 60.

[@rodnyg7952]

@@professorvoluck9311 ...that changes nothing

[@ltcolumbo9708]

Paul reset the relationship at Scarborough Fair

[@michaelsapoznik5984]

She tried to take his Kodachrome away?

[@wassupdoc2780]

They asked her did you say anything else to Paul? She said she told him what I am is what I am, you whatchu are or what? Paul replied Edie, you're breakin my heart you're shakin my confidence greatly! Oh Edie I'm down on my knees beggin you please to come home! Oh come home!

[@BobYourell]

Nothin' can lead to a great big fight.

[@peterglen734]

Live long and happy

[@Sceneyour]

The boxer got caught choking her in the shallow water under the brigdge over troubled water, for calling him Al down by the schoolyard.

[@DeclanOKaneMD]

58 ways to leave your lover

[@TheGunnCat]

Am I the only one that looks at Paul Simon and can't help but see, 'The Beast', from Kung Fu Hustle?

[@suranramdass1885]

50 Ways to leave your lover.

[@cherylthompson2731]

She was the one that was abusing him.

[@nhmaze]

He shoved her right into the shallow water!

[@larslevinberget9558]

Paul and Edie down by the Courtyard...

[@p.bateman7033]

What they are is what they are, are they what they are or what? 😂

[@michaeloflannagen]

Simon did all the talking and it sounded like he called the shots. Very intimidating, regardless of his height.

[@timothyslaughter476]

THERE MUST BE 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER......

[@peterblack3665]

Bridge over troubled court room....

[@nhmaze]

Well, that's one way to loose your lover!

[@HarryHikepants]

I have reason to believe they both will be received in Graceland.

[@jimmccord487]

Edie to his honor:"what I am is what I am, are you what you are or what?"

[@KyOte13]

One count of choking in the shallow water… but truly and honestly, I can’t see Paul satisfying her. There, I said it.

[@maxelldenomie6131]

How'd those 2 get together?! WHEN?!

[@lousilver5852]

They met in 1988 and married in 1992. They have now been married 32 years and have two sons and a daughter.

[@Jay-j6m2l]

Still Crazy After All These Years? Surely there’s a bridge over troubled waters. 😢

[@moderateminneapolita]

Cameras need to be louder.

[@charleslanphier8094]

Paul was disorderly?

[@TimothyBruneau]

For Paul, it's all (troubled) water under the bridge.

[@LarryHinze-q9b]

Paul pleaded insanity because he is plain crazy about her. And she is also crazy.

[@willdwyer6782]

They would not be convicted by a jury of their peers. Still crazy after all these years.

[@JeaneGenie]

Should know better at their age !! 🙄

[@matthewwillis4892]

Bridge over troubled water?

[@marsbux-tech]

Paul, you don't even have to try. It comes easy for you...

[@JiveDadson]

Paul Simon got old. Who knew?

[@chelseapoet3664]

Everybody

[@beachlifebestlife]

.. what i am....is what i am... are you what you are or what...

[@oneblueorange]

She gave him a couple of punches.

[@perezpepito104]

Shame shame.

[@themorningnevercame8618]

Why is she in court? Did she kill anyone? Lol,

[@BeccaxxBoo]

LEAVE EDIE ALONEEEEEEEE FOREVERRRRR

[@VAPIDISM]

Mister Simon can I recommend that you listen to the song 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

[@musicmike1960]

What I am is what I am are what you are or what?

[@mahcem]

See me and Edie down by the courtyard...

[@whippleLopez]

Is this for real

[@SasoQRaso]

I also wanted to make a joke, but all Simon's and Brickell's lyrics have been exhausted in other comments, so l'll say this. It's disgusting how domestic violence has been turned into another instrument of constitutional suspension by the police and incarceration apparatus. Just like driving, the time tested way to surrender freedoms in the interest of safety, but even more insidiously, because not only is there the irrefutable safety element but also the shameless appropriation of women's liberation and women's rights, in the opportunistic policing and righteous zeal of searching without a warrant and increasing detention and arrest quotas. Of course, police don't stop at the undeniable public service of protecting safety on the road or the well-being of vulnerable women, but will also use the smell of that potent and deadly narcotic, marijuana, to circumvent civil rights at any given time, even if on such occasion rather than perverting traffic safety or women's liberation they are exploiting the old-fashioned terror of a drug once preferred by suspicious and unruly minorities.

[@veeelle2275]

Married 20 years? Yeah.....mind ya bizness, people. Didn't you hear Edie say her husband poses no threat to her? Namely cuz she can kick his ass.....so. Nah.....they're cute together.

[@patricias5122]

Why'd the cops get called then? One of them called it on the other.

[@veeelle2275]

@@patricias5122 They had a fight.

[@LarryHinze-q9b]

Chevy Chase paid bail.

[@bk6678]

What was Larry David doing there?

[@robertdale-7582]

Hes 5 foot 3

[@markhattley2032]

What a load of trite bollocks

[@DavidLee-g1r]

I know theyre innocent.

[@saltyassassin]

Chit happens... learn from it and move on

[@mus3504]

Gold digger ?

[@seanjockel43]

The Sound of Screami ng

[@photoman2004]

This is rather amusing

[@llongdong]

I spect ta see him and ole Art in afront of a judge some day.