Paul Zimmer: Not Your Average Musical.ly Star

[@shubhisharma4642]

"Talk about having a young face" Oh Danny you don't get to talk about that.

[@jamescolm1133]

shubhi sharma Danny has a cute young face Paul has a creepy young face

[@juliajello3558]

Dr_Mashedpotato not Paul

[@narararamammily5386]

James Games Paul has the face of a guy who just got way too much liposuction on his face.

[@sourad.e5661]

Dr_Mashedpotato Danny yes, Paul nO

[@rababparizad8418]

Paul looks creepily young and Danny is cute young

[@anastasiyayefimova9450]

I feel so uncomfortable when he's staring into the camera, I literally wanna like lean back or hide somewhere so he won't get me

[@yanderememe2580]

Is that mcr I see?

[@davinkerrigan]

sup killjoy

[@jamescolm1133]

I've heard a rumor it’s like that one James Charles PoV thing

[@dreamingdearly]

You can't hide from Paul.

[@palkovacsvikiii2931]

@@yanderememe2580 oh i saw mcr, i clicked

[@Isaebl]

Every picture of Paul Zimmer looks like his hair was photoshopped onto his head

[@randomkword]

My dude wearing a 2 dollar wig

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

That haircut looks too wide for his face or something

[@realtimereality]

EXACTLY AHAHAHAHA

[@Corviidei]

Why is that exactly what I thought omg

[@irisvirgilio7821]

Its old lady hair

[@hannah_gvf1197]

He’s the kind of guy that looks like he would ask Google why everything goes dark when he blinks

[@bisinzhu8685]

I-

[@faithchuene5989]

I haven’t paid attention to my blinking until I saw this 🥴

[@Name-tn1zg]

Should I ask google that?

[@noahlauzon8162]

@@Name-tn1zg yes

[@Name-tn1zg]

@@noahlauzon8162 okay

[@nattanralph]

He looks like a moviestarplanet character

[@destinyconcon7932]

NatNat Ralph this comment deserves more recognition fr

[@wendy-b5y4b]

HWHWHHWHWGYWYGWGWHWH WHY DOES HE ACTUALLY

[@bakedmilk]

@@destinyconcon7932 lmfaooo he really does 👀😳

[@FebruaryGhost]

Jfc that is precisely what he looks like

[@kingtraviselgreat9836]

Why don’t these have thumbdowns 👎🏻❔

[@elcie1454]

he looks like the part in a makeup tutorial where the beauty guru has all of their base makeup on and nothing on their eyes

[@shrimpnoodles6144]

Elcie Blackman I was waiting for someone to say this. Wtf is with his face.

[@serenityhatesyou5553]

Sunshinii his skin to perfect he gotta drop a skin care routine 😌😌😌👅👅👅🔥🔥🔥🐝🐝❤❤❤

[@jiannav5979]

This One Cat I Found i want an eyebrow routine too

[@lynessapatterson7114]

Hahahaha yes

[@cameronl2084]

Elcie Blackman im going to scream

[@gerardocaballero8216]

Why does it look like Paul Zimmer fills in his eyebrows with a Snicker bar?

[@MacNCheeses]

Lmfao

[@ThuTran-fb9ze]

Hey now not everyone is blessed with full natural brows like Danny

[@arianasangel578]

Lmaooo

[@abuelita5740]

They are thiccer than some sniccers

[@annamcfarland4566]

He uses Reeses excuse me

[@lucyo.6039]

His first hashtag was Russia because he's a Russian spy.

[@demonduckygacha783]

Omg is this a new conspiracy theory 😭

[@el-ij6zj]

Who eats planes bit by bit

[@codyallen2838]

*FUCKINGWAKEUPSHEEPLE*

[@TimmyGodMode]

Watching this in 2022

[@Tabth3778]

he also eats planes

[@joefernandez8008]

I’m not saying Paul Zimmer is Slender Man, but have you ever seen both of them at the same place at the same time?

[@nousername4125]

@@ayala0023 LMAO

[@biz7413]

don’t ever offend Slender Man like that

[@it4065]

@@ayala0023 now he can use quarantine as an excuse

[@Diana-pl6kt]

Why did I laugh so hard

[@kamranm987]

Kaelia Lana Grace 😂

[@briannafrench4182]

Update: Paul Zimmer literally got married, deleted all his social media, changed his name, and is now living an entirely different life as an actor under a whole fake name. That sounds made up,,,and it’s not. What a strange dude.

[@poe9692]

Brianna French he got married? i didn’t know that part lmao

[@sbevexlr848]

How old is he??

[@Prerona11]

Omg just checked, it's true, all his social media is gone

[@amxranthine-8464]

Prerona Borkotoky yea I recently found out that his actual name is Troy Becker and his stage name was Paul zimmer

[@deadscar4766]

Honestly both his names sound made up

[@kellywoo7]

He deadass has no abs. Like bro what u tryina flex? Ur ribs?

[@multifandomtrash6560]

lmfao, I'm dying!

[@MJ-km1ii]

Your pfp fits your comment 😂

[@SquidBobTuber]

XD

[@moonknight8513]

N

[@blingleejewelry3817]

Ikr what abs? Your mean your ribs?

[@Saturn.56]

If you flip Paul Zimmer upside down you could use him as a broom

[@juliasun2901]

LMAOAOAOA

[@auralucario089]

My dumbass flipped my phone upside down thinking you meant his name and not his body. 🙃🔫

[@Stilwuf]

💀💀💀

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

He looks like he’s got the end of a squirrel’s tail on top of his head

[@MCFLURRYJESTER]

LMFAO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭his hair is so ugly I’m sorry Danny’s hair is 100x better

[@bloodyneptune]

It feels like this guy was trying to 'act young' to appeal to teens, but overshot his mark and instead hes acting like hes 4.

[@CricetoFunni]

Hes acting like hes 4 and 35 at the same time

[@kambinakingbg5889]

690th like.

[@Spunro]

atleast he knows how old his fanbase is

[@HelloHello-wi3vp]

He kind of looks like a Ken doll if the manufacturing went wrong.

[@bethanytownsend4438]

Bella Patterson 😂

[@kiwi_peelp9654]

Dude i swear he fills in his brows

[@miekehermans7165]

Love the roast! Lmao 😂

[@thegoblinundertheporch351]

Oh, burn

[@everfarstarbiggestfan]

Hello Hello ) so so so so so so so sad, but so so so so so so so true...

[@victoriakutnik261]

hes so fucking uncomfortable? undead almost. the most terrifying blank stare and drawn on eyebrows. he used to make music with his friend danny a few years ago and has changed completely since then

[@mctriplefatal]

As a person of color, Paul’s Black history month post was really beautiful and it resonated with me ✊🏾✌🏾

[@jasperjazzie]

he ended racism /j

[@nannymouse2180]

smile 😊

[@nope.1599]

​@@jasperjazzieyou don't need to slay /J we know it's a joke

[@barbzcult]

@@nope.1599😭😭😭😭

[@iamskylerwright]

The further I get into this video the more I started to realize this guy LIVES IN MY BUILDING. Like I've seen him and his gf taking pictures and just thought they were just another instagram couple but NO. It's Paul Zimmer and he is my neighbor.

[@rorysowersby6947]

Skyler Wright egg him

[@Leslietwentyone]

Rip in pieces

[@alexwhite7046]

i feel so bad for you

[@6Jx1chi]

you poor thing

[@melika3519]

Move outta there

[@alayna8661]

can u imagine tho if he was like that irl Hey paul how's it going Oh **lifts up shirt and stares intently at colleague** im good carol hbu

[@bishop4220]

its_ alayna LMAO

[@emiliew5553]

this is good

[@bishop4220]

Alyne Brasil how did he try to kill them????

[@chelseabooker6004]

OhHiAlayna White i love this

[@kwoyicki]

OhHiAlayna White OML IM SCREAMING😭😭😂😂

[@dhsjsdudjdi4878]

Why does Paul Zimmer's resting face look like he has no soul?

[@Poptart83]

Dhsjs Dudjdi because he probably doesn’t have one.

[@taehsidechick2148]

He is so cringy that his own soul has left his body 😂

[@noorabusaad8019]

Cuz he doesnt

[@laurene988]

In fairness mine does too

[@goodnight0wI]

who even has a soul anymore

[@_Atlas.]

He's like a failed attempt at the perfect boy robot who escaped from a lab. All the 12 year old girls want him so bad and he's programmed to get attention from them. But he also didn't finish his training before he escaped the lab so the world is still so new and exciting to him.

[@fuzzytree1298]

This kinda reminds me of that boy band and Mabel from gravity falls lol

[@_Atlas.]

@@fuzzytree1298 I couldn't have thought of a more perfect example myself!

[@ross9944]

@@fuzzytree1298 there is a slight resemblance too.. just change the color pallet

[@auralucario089]

"I'd die for Riley"

[@auralucario089]

~Inside Out

[@ILikeCheesesticks]

He does have the redeeming quality of not being a super rich douche. Everyone else has to buy 3 Ferraris a day but he’s satisfied with tabletop bowling.

[@thedragon8989]

He's a stone in a field of turds that's not redeeming it's just less bad xD

[@Legotrademark]

@@thedragon8989 I used to take random stones and pebbles back home

[@ieatsocks7567]

@@Legotrademark ok

[@marlisemassey8550]

I know that's what I was thinking, everyone else after Christmas flexes the apple watches and brand name clothes they got but he just showed his toys lol

[@amitypuff]

yeah, that actually makes me not hate him, just dislike a lil bit

[@driafreeman6588]

Danny:If you haven’t seen Paul Zimmer you have lived a good life because he’s so weird. Me:I guess my life is ruined now

[@hulksstinkybalz]

Dria Freeman meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@alltheplanets]

Same

[@Gabriel-mh5ln]

Oh shit fam u have 666 likes. Satannnn

[@peachysquishiez9917]

Dria Freeman mine too

[@briapryor1709]

Well I lived a good life. *Until now...*

[@lovelyjuliexo]

i’ve never heard of this guy before...but why does he look like a rejected Twilight character???

[@dontthrowoutmy]

I've never heard of this guy before...but why does he look like Troy Becker???

[@cabreeziest1038]

That’s what I was thinking!!!

[@ignoremelol2576]

Yeah he looks like a knockoff twilight character

[@elijahgarcia1656]

I heard he’s a Russian spy who eats airplanes piece by piece with a fork and knife and a tiny bib... but I’m not sure tho🤷‍♂️

[@crochetheartssz9811]

troo doe

[@jadeclark1618]

me: *doesn't notice the pimple* Danny: "Look, pimple." me: *stares at the pimple*

[@Msrachellehacar]

Danny shouldn't have said he had a pimple in his forehead😃.... Now i keep looking at his pimple in the whole entire video😅

[@heather_smith179]

true

[@Katie-wf1lx]

Okay but why does he look so dead behind the eyes

[@tuanasimsek]

that's really creepy, right? 😅

[@mariareynolds4353]

@@itzyagirlsonia lmao

[@j2421]

He's dead inside 😂🤣😂

[@trinseven3257]

Katie he is

[@faithduncan9663]

Ted Bundy be jealous of them eyes

[@dannagallegos4334]

“but then I found out he was 22 and I was like: oh, perfect!” *spits out my honey bunches of oats cereal*

[@dippypete8744]

wow the fact that your eye twitched at 4:56 really illustrates your passionate distaste for his instagram comedy videos and I honestly couldn’t agree more

[@lucyo.6039]

This comment is underrated.

[@akane_8552]

This is my favorite comment omg

[@prettiestgirlinjersey]

he need some W A T E R

[@fridapajon2931]

lmao yes

[@padme2552]

1000th like !

[@spacerace1448]

He actually has no abs. He's just so skinny that he's showing like his organs or something

[@swine13]

Yeah well your liver is pretty much a muscle, right?

[@Anna-if9mi]

@@swine13 your liver is an organ not a muscle

[@isaacdagreat7876]

Not really how it works

[@lumine8899]

As someone who’s skinny I now can’t get that out of my head

[@XanderLounsbery73929]

Or maybe his rib cage I think

[@johnbenedictmartizano3333]

Jenna Marble's oldest dog has more personality than paul Zimmer

[@faithduncan9663]

Yes, and marbles is dead

[@jonahhhh_]

Omg marbles 😂

[@jonahhhh_]

@@faithduncan9663 true

[@nerveagent1905]

RIP Meeble

[@DrNJ-km3tt]

👁️👄👁️

[@user-ss4pu2ns3d]

his hair looks like a cheap wig off amazon you’d order if you were cosplaying edward from twilight

[@Anna54283]

Bayleigh Christian this is the most accurate thing I heard all week

[@crystal_3621]

that's so specific 😂

[@ki5376]

Bayleigh Christian 😂😂

[@818cooper]

Anna K. Same

[@persgodiva]

OH MY GOD THR ACCURACY!! I was wondering what that wishmop was reminding me of!

[@LukeAlexander]

He makes me so uncomfortable haha

[@kendalllams7423]

Luke Alexander OKAY I LITERALLY SEE YOUR COMMENTS ON EVERY VIDEO

[@Amanda-jz1kc]

Luke Alexander probably because he looks like what michael jackson would end up like if he continued to bleach his skin

[@baileycook5285]

Luke Alexander I see u everywhere wth

[@Youtripping11]

Luke Alexander ikr

[@rakew9231]

I think it’s the eyebrows they’re too perfect it’s unsettling

[@airaunterman3670]

he only had 250 subs back then now he has 5.33 mil. watching this back for nostalgia he has come along way. congrats danny

[@roseinthesky5573]

Requirements for being a musically star: 1. No self respect 2.Abs

[@monara.mp3]

"abs"

[@leokimberly8965]

spoiler man pahaha good one

[@gandalfthegrey7146]

Ribs*

[@yvettescorner1878]

What abs?you mean those ribs?

[@nessy.931]

Well I know which one of those he doesn’t have...

[@timhook2086]

This guy looks so much like Troy Becker

[@chrisvvector]

Tim Hook this deserves more likes

[@fear5102]

Tim Hook sorry but you saw someone say this

[@eleanor.gouldie]

Clout Gang yeah probably Danny.

[@jazzy7924]

Tim Hook ikr it’s so weird

[@timhook2086]

PuIIx ? Um....yeah. I watched Danny’s video

[@soup2491]

When he farted a ad came on that said “This is what brings a smile. A little surprise for a child.”

[@wackyexperiments1680]

Crispy Sophie 😂

[@jazzymouse3006]

@@wackyexperiments1680 🤣

[@vxntage.teacup1859]

@@nonono5674 🤣

[@TheAndromedaGalaxi]

My ad was “when (basketball player) plays, he destroys the competition”

[@discontinuedcat1697]

@@vxntage.teacup1859 😂

[@BokerDoodles]

My dad walked in on me watching this and goes,"WhO aRe YoU fAcEtImInG!?" And obviously I just said I was watching a video, but then he says (trying to make a joke because I don't have a boyfriend),"Are you facetiming your boyfriend Craig?" *he could not be more wrong. craig is the epitome of evil.*

[@s29nv1sr1]

Your dad sounds great, tell him I said hi.

[@swine13]

So the moral of the story is: youre extremely single. ?

[@chasejones7008]

My brother keeps confusing Danny Gonzalez with my boyfriend Nick and like IK he is 4 but Danny's married I'm not a homewrecker.

[@BokerDoodles]

@@chasejones7008 I’m sorry, say again? fOuR? 😀

[@sl33pybunny]

Craig is Greg's anti Christ

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

This guy looks a lot like that up and coming actor Troy.

[@coolcatalesha]

Indian Here What do you mean up and coming? He is working on a BIG movie AND is in a TV show.

[@whoisalinaaa]

He is Troy

[@greciatorres01]

bxbblegumzz r/woosh

[@mxxnlightx4993]

bxbblegumzz: u can’t even take a joke 😐

[@whoisalinaaa]

Moonlight Ariana oh shush 💀

[@sssami9556]

I'm gonna need this boy to stop filling in his eyebrows and using a 2 shades too light concealer

[@addisonallan6109]

Sami Leigh SAME. no one was commenting abt this and I thought I was the only one who noticed

[@dracula667.]

Paul Zimmer talks like a slightly more functioning version of Marina Joyce

[@rinam.3511]

^

[@TheMasterMief]

^^

[@brynngoodwin6765]

*Kit* that's exactly what I thought when I was at the end of the video lmao

[@SunniDae333]

*Kit* .....That is literally the perfect description of this guy. I was trying to describe him in my head and couldn't quite find the words. Thank you.

[@rachelcookie321]

It feels like Paul Zimmer was just born as an adult so he’s just absolutely fascinated by mundane things like dancing stuffed animals and jumping off ledges.

[@CatBandit_]

*WTF IS THAT HAIR I KNOW WHY GIRLS WANTS HIM ONLY TO USE HIM AS A MAKEUP BRUSH*

[@marevannierop]

Ocean Animations Underrated comment 🤣😂

[@fdtizdfjhj1917]

Hahahhahaha

[@haileyaldrich8961]

He looks like an old dirty makeup brush

[@elif-br8fi]

Ocean Animations LOL 😂😂😂😂

[@rayisweird]

Lmao 😂

[@prinwrld]

there’s something about him that makes me so uncomfortable AND IDK WHYYY

[@vicki5322]

YAGURLPRIN uncanny valley hahah

[@julesmather2621]

YAGURLPRIN Bc of his robotic face probably

[@marielmunoz5177]

YAGURLPRIN he’s a bitch he betrayed his friend and he’s a horrible person

[@christyvl2548]

ArielKisses_ 12 why so?

[@marielmunoz5177]

christyvl what do you mean “why do?” You will never understand if you actually used to be a fan of him with his best friend Danny but now everyone hates him includin me

[@sophieb691]

He really does have that "dead look"

[@sophiebrown8739]

Sophie B are we the same

[@sophieb691]

Sophie Brown amazing except you have an English last name and I have a Turkish last name

[@angieruby8325]

paul zimmer looks like a mix of ted bundy and timothee chalamet with broom hair

[@sams_not_here]

NOT BROOM HAIR LMAO

[@misnomer6345]

Do not bring timotheé chamalet into this

[@shreyasisingh913]

Please don't compare Timothee Chalamet to this dude😂

[@user-rc3ii4jd8v]

ew don’t compare Timmy to that thing

[@jetaimessul]

Timothee Chalomlette

[@QAlexandra3]

Paul Zimmer has the personality of lukewarm tub water

[@just-another-special-snowf8800]

Quinlan Nielson Don't insult lukewarm water like that.

[@ceram4648]

Quinlan Nielson ahahhahah😂😂😂

[@jessigato]

A moist paper towel

[@Coco-hq8vt]

Jessica 😂😂😂

[@higuys336]

Quinlan Nielson yasss that’s what it is !!!!!!!!! LOL

[@nantunes94]

His hair really upsets me and I honestly couldn’t tell you why

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

He looks like fucking Johnny Bravo but with black hair.

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

@Raychle Bernoth it's easy when you're very, very dumb

[@kingseenart4542]

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge *BREAKING NEWS* Two people over the internet call someone dumb and ugly while hiding in their parents basements.

[@heyryanisonx3141]

It doesn't match his skin tone. That shade of blond clashes with his light spring complexion 😤

[@lixonzito2481]

Seen Art bruh you have an anime pfp, i dont think u should be talking (im joking)

[@trevorruth3318]

22 years old, looks 14, acts 7

[@thatrandomgirl9862]

Acts 2

[@Kinzsters172]

Superduper Vlogs MUSICAL.LY STARS HATE HIM

[@danialmatti502]

Acts 0

[@rachaltemple4761]

👌

[@pinklemonade376]

That’s mean to 7 year olds

[@chloek1788]

May I just say, I find a lot of comedians and you tubers don’t bring up sexism and I think it’s really great that you brought it up but still kept up the hilarious and lightly toned.

[@annathegirlboss4886]

YESSS SAME MY RESPECT FOR HIM WENT UP SO QUICK

[@paytonsme]

I completely agree. Part of why i’m a Greg

[@deejaepjs]

Paul Zimmer looks like a Knock Off of a Ken Doll or something....like the ones you would buy from like Dollar Tree or something.....He looks perfect until you get a closer look on it.....

[@Creature1038]

TOO TRUE 😂

[@theofficialtako5715]

Wow hilarious

[@jackhames9518]

DeeAnna Raley-Murphy nah he has a Michael Jackson feel to him

[@grungis]

Jack Hames yeah, definitely worse than Michael Jackson tho

[@ArturGlass.C]

OOOOh that's it. I was actually wondering why his face looked really weird and creeped me out a lot and that's it. I have a phobia of dolls. That's what this guy look like. That's why he scares me.

[@mo.e6601]

the second he farted, an ad started playing and said “there’s an epidemic spreading”

[@kellerduhamel7605]

The vape ad?

[@wtf_marley]

I had a noiseless air freshener ad

[@Kat-oz9sn]

You mean the vape ad???? I get those almost every ad.

[@twilightprincess0256]

@@pixxelchixx mine is like that! The Dove Shampoo one lmao

[@canyounot2102]

mo.e // the stars aligned for this to happen

[@amieeisensee4033]

He found all the hair i'm losing from stress and glued it to his forehead

[@ClaraGinoulhiac]

Amiee Isensee why isn't this comment more popular?

[@amieeisensee4033]

Random Videos no clue, it's super relatable

[@emi_910]

It's like he's an alien from a different planet and all of a sudden he was put on Earth and Jamie, his human girlfriend, is slowly teaching him human behaviors.

[@kendallryann2317]

He looks like one of those government lizards that they didn’t know what to do with.

[@anoja31]

OMG I LOVE YOUR CODY PFP UWU

[@Nunavit]

wtf why

[@jeremylamarre5979]

So basically mark zuccerberg

[@heathrowland]

Soooo like mark zucenburg

[@heathrowland]

Jeremy Lamarre sorry didn’t see urs before I commented Great minds think alike I guess

[@SIMULAT3DHUMAN3]

he kinda looks like what I imagine fake androids will look like when they almost look like humans but not exactly

[@726-g7c]

Sad Canadian Boy it’s his weirdly perfect skin that seals that idea in tbh

[@wxntersoldier]

Welp, here comes the Detroit become human fandom

[@wxntersoldier]

@Straight’outathewomb567 XXX SAMEE

[@Coco-hq8vt]

Paul officially lives in the uncanny valley

[@alilordoftheskies5079]

He is the ruler of the Uncanny Valley.

[@BON3MEAL]

IM IN TEARS FROM THE BLACK HISTORY MONTH HASHTAG SJKSKSJ

[@BON3MEAL]

ACTUALLY THIS WHOLE VIDEO HAS ME CRYING

[@samvalecaaguilar1807]

I would hate to see what memes he finds funny

[@Max-cr6vx]

He seems like he find grumpy cat funny

[@prollykasen]

“I like doge because it’s a popular thing right now”

[@samvalecaaguilar1807]

@@prollykasen "Yeah I'm a bit trendy with the kids, I like the froggie on the unicycle it's pretty *in* right now"

[@prollykasen]

@@samvalecaaguilar1807 LOL 👌PERFECT COMMENT 👌

[@tashathama2451]

He looks like he would laugh at Dr Phil as a Green mnm

[@jw-27j01]

I can’t tell whether Paul Zimmer wears makeup or not and it’s bugging me

[@c8bles67]

His eye browns tho

[@danielschauer4153]

He does

[@tatianeleite4081]

oh honey he uses a L O T

[@kazoanigonmiah9361]

Ikr

[@slenderfoxx3797]

Anonymous or at least filters

[@kaiyajones5555]

Paul Zimmer looks like Jimmy Neutron with extensions from Johnny Bravo

[@athens2123]

Kaiya Jones Oh my god

[@greybrush]

Kaiya Jones and looks like Michael Jackson😂

[@kyasims8633]

Kaiya Jones OMG yes 😱🤣

[@ijartistic4668]

😂😂😂

[@candynike897]

I can't breathe 😂😂😂

[@sivane5425]

He's not attractive… he's genuinely scary

[@TheIndogamer]

Not scary Disgusting

[@navaafriat9424]

Omg lol i know he is so scary

[@petertalks301]

Ikr

[@izzaghassani7187]

He's really weird. Like everything about him is. His personality, he's so awkward it hurts. His movements, so stiff... he's really strange idk

[@satyawhitby7777]

420th like

[@sarahj164]

His parkour is equivalent (or even inferior) to Michael, Andy & Dwight’s parkour on the Office 😂

[@justmexo942]

🤣

[@mollykircher3104]

His is worse, comparatively

[@simone-cy1df]

Why does Paul constantly look like Flashback Mary

[@juliette2454]

CrankThatShrek BAHAHAHAHAHAA

[@RottingMoss]

oh hello fellow yeemo

[@_tj]

Hi sister

[@cheyennedietrich3082]

*H I S I S T E R S*

[@sydneymillsap8288]

We love a Yeemo Shister

[@sadie-t7z]

“And boy,” -eye twitch-“are they terrible.”

[@gara3021]

.

[@kristinnormanton7634]

"If you don't know who Paul Zimmer is, congratulations you've lived a great life until right now" dang I guess my life is ruined now smh

[@mrbiggles28]

Unicorn Normy i dont have a life

[@LunaSoup99]

I did too

[@SirWardysBiggestFan]

He can't ruin what I don't have

[@tiredgoose6162]

Unicorn Normy IKR HAHAHA

[@thebananarepublic7255]

Unicorn Normy same

[@salem-01]

1:58 I SCREAMED when he came towards the camera.

[@Abigail-ww1tx]

dude same i was wondering why danny didn’t say anything about that

[@not_a_worm9713]

He looks like one of those "jumpscares" in the old minecraft horror maps

[@samanthazucker7301]

SHIT Danny he just risked his LIFE dropping off that ledge that was fuckING INTENSE is he ok now

[@marcna7912]

Samantha Zucker #PrayForPaul

[@clairemcguire3924]

Samantha Zucker #prayforpaul the poor soul

[@maia1888]

Samantha Zucker #prayforpaul

[@itzjustvalerie1416]

Samantha Zucker hater gonna hate

[@whotfislucy]

Samantha Zucker lmfao i love your sarcasm .

[@rachael9182]

2 minutes into the video, I get creepy vibes LIKE HIS EYES ARE SO EMPTY

[@irmacommentsalot7380]

Rachael Adams I watched a livestream of his, he literally seemed braindead he kept on repeating the same thing over and over.

[@velena5175]

Rachael Adams Ikr

[@mvttgirl]

Rachael Adams same

[@rachael9182]

Maybe the hair spray has affected his brain?

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

maybe hes an alien and thats why hes so easily entertained

[@janeymay4875]

his eyebrows are so aggressively filled in jesus

[@marin.g444]

why does paul seem fruity and homophobic at the same time

[@rubii3421]

Internalised?

[@erizxs]

Paul Zimmer Internalized homophobia arc

[@exactly3053]

Not everyone like him has to be gay

[@auralucario089]

So true 💀 He reminds me of a guy that made fun of me in highschool... And also flirted with me but also tried to gaslight me. So weird, lmao. ✨ Abusive ✨

[@lachigotbitten]

Maybe a stereotype that society has on how gay looks ( basically having perfectly shaped high eyebrows makes everyone think you are kinda gay) Not saying this as a bad or good thing, but just a typical stereotype

[@shilhann]

I didn't realize your ribs and the outline of your internal organs were considered abs

[@TheAndromedaGalaxi]

I must have abs then hahahaha

[@LLawlietIRL]

The More you know

[@owenklein1917]

Everyone always say they have a six pack but it’s just their bones.

[@kos-3327]

That’s not how that works but I get what you are saying

[@josephmatthews3668]

Heh

[@wwkcd7657]

HOW DOES HIS HAIR DO THAT IS HIS HAIRLINE JUST REALLY FAR DOWN IS HIS FORHEAD JUST REALLY SHORT DOES HE SWOOP HIS HAIR DOWN THEN UP IM SO CONFUSED

[@kit-1845]

This comment is truly a masterpiece

[@arianamatijevich2840]

he activates my fight or flight response

[@madidiaveli]

I remember this being one of the first videos I'd ever watched of yours and it makes me soo happy to see how much you've grown now. I love this video so much, it's like a cultural reset for me.

[@angeld1053]

I don't know why, but I always questioned about Paul's hair. Wtf is wrong with it looks like the end of a broom.

[@holychalupas5567]

He doesn’t have a forehead, he has a damn two head

[@soph-a-loaf1683]

It defys gravity

[@kat-nw5hh]

I will name my car Jimin, so I can Park Jimin IT DOES

[@4n3m01a]

Pineapple head

[@flovermt7834]

I will name my car Jimin, so I can Park Jimin armyy yahhh 💘

[@madi777x]

Paul’s hairline looks like he’s wearing a wig too far down...

[@em-zb6gl]

THATS WHY HIS HAIR LOOKS SO WEIRD. I literally couldn’t tell what was wrong with it but it was kind of off 😂

[@MariaMarcanoo]

Paul is such a parkour king wow my life has changed...will most definitely proceed to purchase table sports & begin to jump of ledges in a very smooth manner.

[@jolieramos8982]

Daily reminder to eat your 10 almonds today to become immortal.

[@fuzzytree1298]

Thank уоu🎃🕸

[@eringrant7295]

He looks like a Ken doll gone wrong

[@narararamammily5386]

He looks like if the Ken doll get redesigned by Tim Burton.

[@marianaluna6184]

That's... that's insanely accurate

[@ashanahenry6382]

😂😂

[@sreysreyy]

@@marianaluna6184 lmaoooo

[@farrahsfinfun3900]

SKSKSKSKSKSKSK

[@anthonyhutchins2300]

Whoa hahahah

[@kyliecallison2376]

“if you haven’t, you’ve lived a great life... until now”

[@AdrianMartinez-yk5dd]

kylie c I love brockhampton

[@bountyhunter3071]

kylie c so true

[@kyliecallison2376]

roblox girlfriend # 4 same

[@velvet4299]

He was right

[@kyliecallison2376]

upon further review i realize that i have quoted danny like,,, 100% wrong. dkajsjska my bad this isn’t even right haha

[@irisvirgilio7821]

I've seen this video a few times. But I can't get over how he mistakenly says "keychain" and a few seconds later can't think of the word "chain".

[@acopper3488]

Just looking at him makes me really uncomfortable ??? (also his hair looks as if it would just fall right off ? i’m real confused) EDIT: There’s a possibility that Paul saw this after he said he watched this video and read the comments. And I don’t know what to do with that information

[@Apensaus123]

A Copper LMAO

[@726-g7c]

another weird thing about him that makes his appearance strange is that he has really nice skin. like weirdly nice skin. it’s too nice? it’s really weird.

[@myadent9144]

stefania I honestly think he wears a full face of makeup

[@aebxo6916]

At about 9:05 his hair does look a bit like a wig...

[@myadent9144]

In what video did he say that?

[@experiment626eventing]

He's the type of guy that thinks black history month is where you learn about the history of the color black

[@ignoremelol2576]

Lol maybe that’s why his “Black history month” post is in black & white 😂

[@Ori0987]

I mean I don’t think anyone does that so the joke is not relatable at all

[@lixonzito2481]

Lachrymosa that's... That's the point

[@rice_bullets]

JSAJJEJAJSIIS

[@Enzoxvx]

@@Ori0987 👁️👄👁️

[@vaultdweller9210]

What a civil rights icon. He’s making MLK proud.

[@yonas3294]

Vault Dweller rosa parks is shaking

[@NobleHam]

My brain is stuck on "It smells so bad here. Look." Look at what? The smell??

[@kannadakannaist]

Laughed

[@mikaylaaa505]

I was wondering why paul looked so weird but then I realized...HE DOESNT HAVE A FOREHEAD

[@cxstellation]

Forehead Size Spectrum Paul Zimmer Jacksfilms •-----------------•

[@imtryingmybest673]

eeeee now that you pointed it out I can’t unsee it

[@pissapocalypse]

Forehead more like onehead

[@martinehiland9235]

Paul and his gf were in front of me and my sister in line in universal. We are from Norway so he didn’t understand what we were saying, but then I said your name and he gave me the dirtiest look omg

[@anime_grl4535]

Martine Høiland that was rude of him

[@EEDDEENN]

Martine Høiland TEA

[@pleasekillme9753]

r/thathappened

[@elleantioskal7468]

Ka i?! Ahaha han e no rar omg

[@st4rphuck3r]

So you can't speak English yet you can read and write it?

[@Brian-uj7qg]

When he said "what kind of person would i be if i profited off of roasting kids" and he showed a picture of Ricegum 😂 i died.

[@OkayIcarus]

#theroastofrice

[@morgan5423]

Watching this after the other Paul Zimmer videos is hilarious

[@bakedmilk]

14:21 "it smells so bad here, look" *pans to foliage for 0.2 seconds* ??? were we supposed to SEE a SMELL or...?

[@riin4363]

Izzy I mean... *apparently*

[@elimidd6626]

I guess maybe the plants were giving off a bad smell?

[@maleeha4877]

😂😂😂

[@lucyo.6039]

I think she was talking to Paul.

[@symfuhnysbiggestfan9096]

I didn't notice the pimple until you said it

[@nobodyyouneedtoknow9392]

I know right

[@mikaylaneb]

Same

[@isabelalvarez1909]

And now I can't stop looking at it

[@batenthusiast7515]

and then I forgot about it until I saw this comment

[@JezebelleAzul]

Same

[@claramccarthy2340]

When he farted an ad came on and it goes “flavour blast!”

[@pizzaparker9283]

My ad said "ultra hydration"

[@nirvananewgirlnewton8413]

When?

[@hannahmac7689]

I didn't get an ad :(

[@sophiewhitham2194]

Tip: If you scroll all the way to the end of the video then press the replay button and just watch as normal you will have no ads. 😁

[@micahrv4405]

I know I’m immature, but this was way funnier than it needed to be

[@divixxyy]

watching this in 2021 is life-changing and really nostalgic in the worst way. love it

[@maddievtl]

*”Talk about having a young face!”* SAYS YOU, YOU-

[@thebigboys7996]

Maddie Fraga R/wooosh

[@thebigboys7996]

rat shut up “Rat”

[@ceilingeye]

His hair makes me irrationally angry. WHY DOES HE HAVE A POMPADOUR

[@laurachiriac1336]

a pompadour lmfao I can't-

[@shawnathans5868]

Looks like a bad wig. It probably takes him 3 hours to do his hair and makeup

[@slayrae872]

and also no forehead. like not even a little bit of forehead.

[@cthulhugodofdestruction2913]

*inhales* 420 reeeeeeeeeeee

[@emilymurrey5817]

danny or paul?

[@faithmedlock8671]

Is it just me or is Danny like ten times more attractive than Paul Zimmer

[@tracimoyer9879]

no kidding

[@mae7812]

10×0 is still 0

[@laylamcintosh5895]

Agreed completely

[@karstais]

paul looks ugly

[@catherinereyes9077]

I’ve always thought that tbh

[@FollowerofDuck]

oh my god i forgot how wildly different pre-2020 internet was

[@Noah51609]

You mean how much better it was?

[@jakenus9804]

Why does Paul look like the James Charles editon of drew gooden

[@Edwardthe5th]

I was watching this thinking "He looks like James Charles' little brother."

[@ayiniseasilyamused9215]

CANNOT UNSEE

[@alexiasrei3594]

Nah man Drew looks better than this dude

[@skz886]

Hungry Shane Dawson: Hey guys

[@ghostcrimez9016]

omg shes right fellas.......

[@meredythwithay5187]

Is...is he real? He's not a statue that was struck by lightning and given life and a loose grasp on human emotions?

[@renarsbalinskis5936]

DIO

[@sienayoseph6082]

meredyth with a y. ● Lol 😂😂

[@sunnysideofthings]

whoever taught him humor was very bad at it

[@chloemiller2483]

One Direction didn’t die for Paul Zimmer to use their song in a misogynist video

[@oliviasue6884]

chloe miller ❤️ yes girl.

[@AlexRasengan1337]

cringe

[@corinnedamron1047]

That’s what I was thinking

[@dunphy9051]

lmao ikkkrrrrr #directionersforlife (hehe sry i love them)

[@ayaashraf-wr8ki]

lmao i love y'all

[@Pr0fessorB1ble]

Danny was in his hater arc in this video LMFAO danny was ruthless in this video 😭😭