UPDATE CORNER: Paul Speaks Out

[@skibbyflonk]

when paul was told “here comes the airplane” as a baby i guess he took it the really, really wrong way

[@danivaav]

OMG, I love these comments

[@dappa.992]

This comment is underrated.. 😔 Even if it was only a few hours ago, I don’t care, dammit

[@pjdj117]

Pls help bring attention to international IGCSE students that have to do the british exam, while UK themselves aren't doing it. Help us cancel this exam for the safety of all students. Tweet them @CambridgeInt and sign this petition chng.it/DhCwCXkLg4 #cambridgeisoverparty

[@emmy6807]

AHAHAHAHA FAVORITE COMMENT EVER FUDIKFRHJKH BN CRYINGGG

[@honieworldtv5875]

Hubby Dubby idk what I love more, your comment or the fact that your pfp is Kedamono

[@audrasmith181]

Paul/Troy is rubbing his lil plane eating hands together like “Yesssss Danny’s knees will suffer when I post this bs”

[@UnsleeperAgent]

I'm sorry I can't like this it's at 69 already

[@hermioneabcedegerida292]

that’s probably his plan

[@UnsleeperAgent]

@@kellie6992 may Danny bless your soul you kind citizens

[@HappyandUnseen]

i frikin forgot about that!!!!

[@angelinatang8634]

lol It says that u commented this comment 36 min ago but the replies are from an hour ago

[@montanarose4622]

Bro imagine getting so deep into your spiral of lies that you LEGALLY CHANGE YOUR NAME TO FIT THE NARRATIVE W H A T

[@samanthaoboyle2316]

onision jr.

[@glamourski]

Yum

[@nhizu]

that is extreme commitment

[@AshleyFromTX]

Samantha O'Boyle who’s that?

[@lunar..eclipse]

@@AshleyFromTX god I wish I was still living in a time where I didn't know Onision

[@katherine1124]

coming back to this 3 years later i feel like we didn't appreciate what an insane situation this was. what the fuck, paul

[@moonriverinc7896]

No yeah this was a wild moment in time for sure why did he do this

[@melaniegonzalez8316]

same like wtf😭😭

[@fluffybunchy]

Omg I saw him on ig reels so I decided to come back and watch these and wow… that situation was actually so crazy

[@BelleDraws-i5d]

It's also been 2 years since I've watched this and I forgot why he changed his name. What did he do again? Something about stealing money? Lol

[@R3DP0NDAA]

fr like WHAT

[@abbyemrich4572]

“He decided to start doing his hair differently to show he changed” has the same energy as “and he was wearing reading glasses to show that time had passed” from the John Mulaney special.

[@kianar210]

ahh yes, batman.

[@gwenissooooocool]

Can someone like so we can get to 666 likes

[@MiaValla]

Oh Batman. BEATS WORKIN

[@abbyemrich4572]

Mia WDW Phan which is not something you want to hear from a heath care professional

[@skullpunk475]

“It’s the one thing you can’t replace”

[@Vitx0o]

This whole ass situation reminds me of the 12 year old authors at wattpad who tries too hard to make plot twists

[@cheesecheese6950]

When I was twelve, my friends and I would write purposely weird Wattpad stories for each other to read, and even they were better than this lol.

[@lj.853]

Has "11 year old tryna write a sex scene" vibes.

[@AmyYdoesntlikehandles]

Oof well I make fics on wattpad and I’m 16 My fics are actually good though,but my old ones that I made when I was 13 are really bad

[@imsleepdeprived1847]

:)

[@odettemim42]

@@AmyYdoesntlikehandles @SincerelyTreebros?

[@emilysyoutubechannel2259]

Saying “it’s just a role, I’m just an actor” is “it’s just a prank bro” levels of taking ownership for your actions

[@paulamanning5053]

Yeah, he’s literally *not* taking responsibility for his actions and apologizing, that’s why so many people are against him right now.

[@sage9662]

this is so true that i dont know how to feel about it

[@lucaleone4331]

"Its just a prank HAN!"

[@gregoryjohnson7043]

The name change i could care less about everyone does it. First rule of social media dont use your real name. Now stop me if im wrong but when i was growing up when myspace and old youtube were still a thing that was the rules. Now scamming mfs now thats wrong af

[@TheImaginaryDemon]

My birthday is in 6 days

[@mollyrahtz]

Can't believe that the tv show "Lost" was inspired by the true story of Paul Zimmer eating a plane and causing it to crash into Hawaii (despite the show coming out in 2004). Truly a master of his craft.

[@user-yr4ii8im3o]

The "I'm an actor" excuse is the same one that Onision uses, it holds no bearing and means nothing. It's just backpedaling so they don't have to take responsibility for their actions.

[@ew275x]

Same with the "playing a character" shtick KZbinrs also trot put when they do something wrong. So are they always playing a charqcter who acts like them except they do morally dubious things.

[@natsu2740]

Fox yea and Onision is bat shit crazy and everyone knows that, but he still try’s to say he is just acting

[@natsu2740]

Charlotte Soland a guy who touches kids and is basically insane at this point. He also screams at people a lot about not understanding him

[@kathleenpark1943]

He reminds me of Ryan Howard from the office saying “I’m so sorry, but that was the old me” and Kevin was like ok can I have my money back tho and he was like “you should ask the old me”

[@weeeeeehhh443]

or when andy goes by drew when he comes back from anger management

[@latinmoses8417]

I just finished the office, it’s a really good show lol, 10/10

[@echofairy]

this is a perfect summary of him lol

[@imfam0use]

plot twist: *danny is secretly paul who is also troy who is still paul, who is also a russian spy who eats planes*

[@fl3m1n9o4]

*and is also Drew Gooden*

[@TenkoLunar]

And kurtis

[@pent916]

and gabe from the office

[@fnGaming-ph3lg]

Wich means danny is a russian spy that eats planes 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@lol-bu3nr]

plot twist: everyone is just danny

[@blavastly]

Danny not noticing that in the "psychopath" TikTok he put the glasses up by touching the glass confirms that he is someone who would do that and I am scared.

[@ahobbit1273]

I’m so glad someone else pointed that out 😂

[@ProjectWarpZone]

That was probably the point of the TikTok and Danny just ignored it. That is pretty scary

[@oldgoat381]

Thank God I'm not alone

[@Treewithmultiplecolors]

What’s wrong with that?

[@cheesesupremedoritos8008]

@@Treewithmultiplecolors because it gets finger prints on the lenses and then you can see the finger print and you have to clean your glasses. It’s really annoying lol

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

He didn’t rent the plane, he bought it so he could eat it later.

[@neonpancakes4184]

Basically the female version Of Steven Universe i know this is random, but i love ur pfp and ur name!! su fandom ❤️

[@natalieo.6874]

I just started the video, and I’m confused and scared.

[@murdering.]

Natalie O. ME TOO

[@yungfruitsalad1401]

I’ve watched literally every single episode of Steven Universe up until the final one before Steven Universe Future and I can say with all honesty that the show was amazing in the parts where it wasn’t full of fillers that stopped the story from progressing for the the sake of supposed character development and when Rebecca Sugar wasn’t so focused on making the show about LGBTQ representation that it worsened the quality of the show. I haven’t watched any of the current episodes so how is it?

[@cheesecheese6950]

MrNoobHacksYT They were going to share the plane with the other plane-eating Russian spies.

[@animaol]

Danny: “I've been sitting here on my knees” Or in other words... *_kneeling_*

[@lindamukarakate7511]

damn I just realized kneeling has the word knees in it

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

@@lindamukarakate7511 That's so deep 🔥🔥🔥

[@PequenoGiant]

Breaking news: Danny has broken his knees

[@aurora2061]

@@ArtisticallySpoken you can't spell kneeling without knee.. 😔✋

[@cora-nation7596]

aurora true 😳

[@ronjalarsen6247]

The only reason I belive danny is more then 15 years old is because he hurts his knees in the update corner.

[@vexoz7933]

So 16

[@dresha8026]

Okay but mine have hurt since I was like 13😂

[@1500Chevy]

Dresha802 k

[@Studios-ij7gh]

Also he is married

[@tobikms1709]

@@Studios-ij7gh could be fake like that one Daniel girl

[@earth2ravenn]

Troy/Paul reminds me of that long and exaggerated excuse you give your 6th grade math teacher when you forgot your homework

[@richardball5843]

I can’t remember who wrote it, but I once read a poem about a kid who was kidnapped, but at the end it turns out the kid is just make up an excuse for being late for school. Paul’s complicated story feels like that.

[@lettuce674]

"I am Paul" "And I am Troy" "And we are not the same person"

[@graceannsutherland8435]

I-

[@thanatoast]

It's PLANE to see

[@potential_dog_eater]

I am Groot

[@itsmikefr]

We may have similar looks, We may have similar hair, But we're different none the less

[@finchthetecsupporter2948]

Lettuce LOL

[@noodlerdoodler]

obviously he used the name PAUL ZIMMER as a stage name to protect his identity just like danny uses the stage name DREW GOODEN

[@soappacket2342]

Yeah but Troy Becker isn't his real name either 🤣 Paul is his real first name tho

[@AidenPremium]

Danny Gooden

[@omniboy3627]

Actually he legally changed his name to danny, but it's Kurtis Conner really

[@fabianatrindade56]

@@omniboy3627 Amigo br, agora eu tô cafusa. Não sei nem mais quem é quem nessa bagaça 😂😂😂😂

[@hamburgerbroz6439]

Why did you capitalize this like Homestuck

[@morganmarsh1276]

*he* didn't scam people Danny, that was the *other* Paul you see, he is *Troy*

[@nayugarcemei6346]

Lmao why did i read this with peppapigs accent😂😂😂

[@theredhat3508]

lol

[@milo3766]

Lmao

[@morganmarsh1276]

@Pippa Peg no sweetie you're Pippa Peg.

[@habibaplays9706]

I don’t get it

[@genesiscda4847]

I hate hearing someone say “my truth.” There’s no such thing as “my truth” or “your truth.” It’s either THE truth or it isn’t.

[@alexanderreynolds6018]

Well, if you really wanted to get into it, "I have brown hair" is true for me and therefore my truth, but not true of someone who has blonde hair, for whom "I have blonde hair" would be their truth Ppl only ever use that phrase to just lie and be shitty though so I hate it too

[@animatrix1490]

Yeah, it’s a good way to sound like you’re lying :P

[@abigailking3873]

@@alexanderreynolds6018 I think of it more as if you say "I have brown hair," then my point of view is "You have brown hair," making it the same statement from two different minds, and the same truth from both

[@trashcan3537]

If Paul wanted to be believable, he should have asked Danny, his Drew character is so good!

[@laiqa1559]

Megan OwO lmaooo

[@senseiimmandi]

Don't even get me started on their different faces! How the heck does Danny do that? It's so believable!

[@wribbyvideos]

a yeah, and he tried convincing us that they arent the same person by making a whole song about it, which was obviously fake

[@johnnyblades5424]

No I think it's Drew's Danny character

[@slaycationnation]

a, you’ve fallen for one of the classic blunders

[@henny4078]

Wait, so is he trying to say that he was actually an 11 year old pretending to be a 17/18 year old in the old youtube videos? Does he know what an 11 year old is?

[@brockolli1538]

Ayo but he eats airplanes

[@fizzycat3506]

I knew he was a Russian spy

[@tahurahossain6012]

And Russian spies always appear older when 11.

[@theherbdoctor]

Hi

[@lauren1230]

Henny does he even know what normal is?

[@blutarchmann7113]

“Paul Zimmer has existed since 2014” damn he’s 6

[@sheilaramos9181]

A 6 year old Russian spy who eats planes *interesting*

[@cheesecheese6950]

If he is sixteen now, he was ten or eleven during Exclamation Point.

[@reneebroski]

Cheese Cheese hmmm *interesting*

[@tanishajenaaa6397]

No he isn’t six my little cousin was born in 2015 and she is four

[@DarkShadic9632]

Tanisha Jenaaa yeah, and your cousin’s fifth birthday is this year.

[@surrealrosalynd]

"HE WAS TROY THE WHOLE TIME!?" is still the funniest thing

[@lea.h.joergensen]

Whenever Paul goes to a restaurant: Waiter: How's your food? Paul: Eh, it's a little pLANE

[@crinnp]

I mean, surely little planes are easier to eat.

[@dk-hq8ul]

open wide here comes an airplane

[@dspaz]

lol good one

[@lea.h.joergensen]

@@dspaz ty

[@dspaz]

@@lea.h.joergensen :D

[@thelexicon7294]

So basically: Everyone: Troy Becker is Paul Zimmer! Paul Zimmer: *Uno reverse card*

[@sinner9192]

Why tf does this only have 14 likes?

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

252 now

[@lalookhan1868]

@@zr4875 it's now 251

[@_becky_ym3583]

@@lalookhan1868 now 482 likes

[@HydraVenus]

@@sinner9192 509 now

[@Lovelyclarii]

At this point, “Troy Becker” can’t be said without “I’m an actor”...

[@theherbdoctor]

Clari hi

[@goose3566]

i feel bad for anyone else named Troy Becker lol

[@morganbryant3204]

Troy I'm an actor Becker

[@Superstar-sw5iy]

Just like Bob Vance; Vance Refrigeration

[@jollybear_wastaken]

I just thought of something... If "Troy I'm an actor Becker" Is "16" doesn't that mean his videos from 2014 are when he was like 10-11years old 🤔 Like... clearly he's lying Sure mentally they were definitely little kids but the way they looked was definitely not a 10 year old Case closed

[@ColdFusionClub]

It took him 5 years to find out perfection doesn’t exist

[@eesr]

fr tho

[@caseygibson7266]

He's a dude pretending to be a dude playing another dude.

[@kalvinwhy5849]

lmao

[@allysonhenry2524]

Tropic Thunder 👏🏽

[@sophianguer757]

Lmfao

[@roxyplays8]

Dude

[@charlieprater8214]

yes tropic thunder omg

[@bgcvids8006]

Everybody sayin that flights stoppin because Coronavirus, it’s actually just Paul eatin all the planes

[@veronicat3932]

#paulzimmereatsplanes #павелзиммерпожираетсамолёты

[@nyalpiers7203]

Ikr

[@robbie3732]

fr bro😳😳😳

[@cailey1847]

LGC Vids! I just started watching the video and I am so confused

[@jannelundgren1824]

Paul eats the planes

[@ezziebee8998]

“Did he rent a plane for this TikTok?” No Danny, the plane was his dinner

[@nightingale_es]

Imagine renting your food........

[@ailement]

Does that mean at some point he has to return the plane after eating it

[@d.on.in.a]

But when you want to have a plane for dinner do you rent it or do you buy it?

[@meredithrose4609]

@@d.on.in.a you hunt it.

[@thunderbiirds]

Meredith Rose lmaooo

[@kamaobit]

I don't know why but the way Paul talks and explains stuff makes me so inexplicably angry like his entire existence is the epitome of gaslighting

[@bbeeboyy8878]

Honestly this is just kinda sad, this dude just keeps digging a deeper hole as he continues lying. It would've been so easy to just apologize, take a break, and then come back with a clean slate

[@moleicester9714]

Yeah.Anyway Iam ur 100th comment ongat

[@tomlaprise8655]

Ikr

[@nina._.]

I agree. Danny just needs to admit that he really is Drew

[@differentboy9697]

He thrashed his best friend with whom he started in KZbin so that can tell you a lot of Paul

[@justyournormalemogirl3298]

@@nina._. we need to start a petition

[@sarcasticnotsad5155]

*Conspiracy theory:* Danny was kidnapped on vacation and replaced with a russian spy. And he’s trying to cover up the fact that he eats planes.

[@air9159]

phat phacts

[@mestlucy]

Nico Hollow true true 😂

[@theMoosecow]

I think the kidnaper is the game master

[@mestlucy]

You might be onto something.... 😂

[@cthonautical]

the russians planted spy danny after realizing real danny couldn't get home from vacation after eating the plane. he gave them an opening!

[@kirbolotl2868]

Danny: he could pass as a 16 year old Paul: *tries to pass as a 16 year old* Danny: he didn't even change his hair style Paul: *changes his hair style* Danny: I don't want to make another video unless he kills someone Paul: ...

[@yeriee2131]

I'm waiting 🤫

[@livsurrette4040]

Uhhh I-

[@lizakalamees1781]

Lol

[@livsurrette4040]

Norah Aslam 🤣

[@pokedasavage8070]

Bruh 752 likes in 24 minutes

[@irism7420]

Maybe “Troy Becker ” decided to become Paul Zimmer when he was 16 so while he was Paul Zimmer he was frozen in time only to become Troy Becker again and be 16.

[@katx1202]

Paul’s Mom, feeding him as a child: “HeRe ComEs tHe aIrPlAnE” Paul: “MMMM YES.”

[@bb-de5sm]

this is hilarious

[@mlpdisneylover]

I found another Waterparks fan! ;) 💚💜

[@fantasybee5794]

Kat x he coulda stopped 9/11

[@xolqi3394]

Fantasy Bee 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@mamakbear1154]

Absolutely brilliant.

[@harambaethegorilla7875]

When he was a toddler and his parents went “here comes the airplane” they weren’t playin

[@counterpartinternational1447]

I wheezed so hard. This deserves more likes

[@babyyoda3860]

underrated comment

[@bella.pintoo]

😭😭I died while reading this comment. My ghost is typing this

[@MissIzzy4563]

Legend 👌

[@grace_maclean_bailey]

Oh. My. God

[@nicolebeecham4910]

Danny: *Kneels the entire 16 minute video* *Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed*

[@aristology6912]

Nicole Beecham I like your prof pic

[@Smoph04]

kneeded

[@itskindofemily]

40 minutes!!!

[@cryingtm7237]

ur pfp

[@monarchatto6095]

This was actually close to an hour considering this is an edited vid. Salute to our funny homo sapien

[@themadmaddog]

The dislikes are from Danny's knees

[@johnsonjaikaichow9972]

How many knees does danny have???

[@emersendraney5297]

@@johnsonjaikaichow9972 as many knees as it takes

[@CarronBarboza]

The only 25 year old that looks 16 I’ll ever follow is Danny.

[@potatowatermelon3858]

Carron Barboza I cant like it cause it’s at 69 so take this comment as a like

[@dogshit8565]

ok

[@lanajane778]

n o h e l o o k s t w e l v e

[@vidzeerox]

Don't diss Drew Golden like that... Oh wait. He's just Danny's other persona. Frick. Carry on.

[@leratokubyana7266]

True

[@KaisTestKitchen1]

The title should be: "Danny Gonzalez destroys his knees for 16 minutes"

[@nibz3902]

*40

[@chaoticgood936]

We gotta get this man a pillow

[@highflying1551]

Kyle Hahn are we sure he’s not just really short, and is trying to pretend like he has legs?

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

Um....

[@Mel-lb3zo]

Big Eddy Burback energy

[@mariamz4]

Danny: "I got the regular flu" Also Danny *looks suspiciously more sweaty than usual*

[@ethosyt5387]

Got 'em

[@kookiegachacat6274]

@Neon Nihilist Corona "/

[@thegloriousmorious9755]

Park Puppy it’s now “covid-19” if I’m correct 😂

[@englishatheart]

@@thegloriousmorious9755 It's still coronavirus. Now people are saying Covid-19 to sound smart. Some are also saying that the coronavirus causes Covid-19. 🤷‍♀️

[@nhivu2123]

Christine C. COVID-19 stands for Coronavirus disease 2019, and it’s the official name announced by World’s Health Organization

[@isthisnecessary7880]

I know this is 3 years later but who's gonna tell Danny tiny chairs exist?

[@furonguy42]

I was on board with this Troy guy I'd never heard of until now until I heard he eats planes bit by bit. Like, either swallow a 747 whole, or don't bother eating a plane.

[@megantron1000]

Elusively Inept what a society we live in :/

[@sonicthehomo]

Paul: im actually an actor me: that was the worst lie I have ever heard.

[@Yogurt2740]

johny jonhy could tell a better lie. smh 😩

[@fredarok579]

Guess he’s not a very *good* actor.

[@8izzy]

im pretty sure the agency is the biggest lie

[@claudis.4015]

At least it's more entertaining than "This has been a social experiment the whole time. 😬"

[@hermioneabcedegerida292]

all of his lies are the worse I’ve ever heard

[@zel932]

Let's not forget that Danny has MET this guy. HE HAS LITERALLY INTERACTED WITH HIM AND THEY KN O W EACHOTHER. That amazes me every time I think about it.

[@chelseacasarrubias2729]

Zel exactly i even met him and Danny Edge was so much sweeter than him. it’s a lot of videos of Danny talking about Paul and even how they were friends for 12 years !!!

[@thatonelemonboio8579]

Wait, what? I've never heard about this?? Clarification on the tea please?

[@rubyf4686]

@@thatonelemonboio8579 they met once, that's it.

[@meg7020]

@@thatonelemonboio8579 he mad a video about him meeting paul and another musically star he made a video with

[@Digimistake]

@@chelseacasarrubias2729 I never really met them but I've been following on social media and KZbin for almost 10 years now and like, I don't really remember details but a few years ago Danny Edge spilled some tea about Paul and about how they're not friends anymore lmfao this whole thing is so wild to me

[@WhatsPreciousMakesAnyoneScared]

It's so funny danny didn't notice the lens touching. Truly the great divide between ppl who wear glasses and ppl who don't

[@ari-xk4mf]

as a russian spy i can confirm we eat planes for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sometimes even as an after school snack

[@exyscube]

BLYAT and drink vodka

[@luv_strawberriez]

Ari B how much do you way

[@ari-xk4mf]

Violet Arbulu lmao we don’t talk about that-

[@maddoxferris7924]

thank you, this helps a lot. I have confirmed this suspicion and will report to my superiors.

[@josephingarcia2839]

Are you stacked up on airplane snacks for this quarantine

[@abbigailpile64]

UPDATE: Paul has been since arrested because he was caught sneaking onto a plane without a ticket and ripping up the seats and eating it, ripping the wings off MID-AIR, and swallowing it whole.

[@Whoops.Allgone]

@@annette8844 yum yum plane cronch

[@hardyorange]

Well that doesn't make any sense; Danny said Paul only eats them in small bites!

[@alexcat6141]

You* had us in the first half ngl

[@user-mq8ci2il8s]

@@Whoops.Allgone ahaha plane crash go BRRRRRR

[@tinymegazell6060]

@@hardyorange he was getting starved because of quarantine and had to take matters into his own hands

[@gracelewis9886]

If “tRoY” is 16 now, wouldn’t that mean he was 10 years old in his first videos..? Hmm idk something doesn’t add up

[@airbearsarrow3426]

He would be 12

[@ayn_700]

No, he would be 11 cause now "he is 16" and 5 years ago he is 11.

[@airbearsarrow3426]

He’s a July baby. His birthday hasn’t come yet.

[@sydneiaesthetics4965]

You’d be surprised with all the 12 year olds on my timeline on TikTok

[@maddiegrace3342]

Danielle Cohn but 100x worse.

[@SnepperStepTV]

Amelia Earhart: * flies plane over the ocean * Paul Zimmer: * puts on bib and holds up fork and knife * Amelia: oh no

[@thevoid6596]

Paul Zimmer: "If you want to spread more rumors about me, go ahead." Danny: "He's a Russian spy and he eats airplanes" So what I'm hearing is... "Paul Zimmer works for the bourgeoisie"

[@devingreen4205]

Rebecca Shafer he’s a bird

[@mrsaep-ck2de]

@@devingreen4205 He is a camera

[@airbearsarrow3426]

He is a raw salmon enthusiast

[@karl_is_loading]

Paul works for the bourgeoisie! Yep. We’ve done it guys. And he eats airplanes. It makes sense. A normal person wouldn’t eat planes but a Russian spy someone who works for the bourgeoisie. Someone who is a spy camera would! It makes so much sense now

[@akio5250]

That’s why he ate a plane. He wanted to know what flying felt like again Because he’s a bird

[@gentrypyne1995]

All the 14 dislikes are all of “Troy Becker’s” secret identity’s

[@andreasbryde2268]

Gentry Pyne you got em, now theres only 12

[@Ryaan-fr8nz]

@@andreasbryde2268 now 31, how many identities does he have

[@una3987]

Every moment he makes new account

[@oren8699]

51 now...

[@maggiedubz]

*Identities

[@myahb7187]

If he’s trying to pretend he’s 16, then he was 11 during musically. And no 11 year old looks like that

[@mqrce]

wait no he was like 18 or something because right now he’s 24, so five years before he’d be 19

[@LPSWeirdCow13]

@@mqrce they're talking about his fake age, not his real age

[@jellybeans7072]

Yes

[@myahb7187]

a gurl named kelly i didn’t even realize this comment had so many likes.

[@feedswagpeppa3976]

Lmao who he trying to kid 😂bahaha

[@Karmatic_303]

Impersonating a minor is illegal, so we should be suspicious of his age just in case he lied so he didn’t get legal action since that’s the only action he can get.

[@troodon1096]

Is it illegal to pretend to be a minor in general, or do you have to impersonate one that actually exists? If the latter, technically he didn't break the law, because at the time he was pretending to be someone that didn't yet exist. And now he actually is that person, legally.

[@barneybetsington7501]

lmao, where do you live that it's illegal to pretend to be a minor? You're not going to be arrested for stating you're 12 or whatever. Please stop making shit up online, it's weird.

[@AniMikeTions]

I have a feeling that Danny is gonna make a song called, "I'm 2 different guys" about this whole situation, with a line about eating planes and being a Russian spy, the chorus could go like, "I'm 2 different guys, yeah yeah, not a russian spy, no no, planes are what I like, oh yeah, they keep me alive." Idk just shooting ideas in the comments...

[@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464]

Might as well make it a sequel to we are 2 different people

[@thine.]

i really want that to happen now, good idea

[@islaballard9594]

Ani-Mike-Tions this is a very underrated comment you are very truly Greg

[@kirbyjaeger2506]

don't let him fool you, this is just danny hinting at his song

[@puckkrz01]

Ani-Mike-Tions r/oddlyspecific But that’s very creative of you

[@271skippy]

Paul Zimmer: “Because...” *Pulls off blonde wig* “I’m Hannah Montana.”

[@Nouno470]

Paul Josef Getowski, Paul Zimmer, Troy Becker, Slim Jimmer, "perfEct gUy",Hannah Montana...

[@mattsherelmao]

Banana Montana

[@addi2356]

Skippy271 wait wouldn’t you have to put on the blonde wig to be Hanna Montana

[@lovekitties7836]

😂😂

[@keiraphillips6937]

Best comment I’ve ever seen😭

[@cjmcpe]

Nonono he’s still pretending to be 16, he’s saying that the adult character was a fake. So he’s implying that he was pretending to be older

[@kararuthruff9030]

Exactly. So those KZbin videos in 2014 would have made him 10 at the time and that was def not a 10 yr old boy I just saw lmao

[@spencer6106]

@@kararuthruff9030 i was thinking the same thing lol

[@katrose1145]

I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said

[@mag1c8ball_]

LokiFrostGiant yeah it think it’s bs that he lied to all his fans that he didn’t scam them

[@heidibyrd4747]

He was pretending to be a 24 year old at the age of like 11... makes sense😂

[@lucilleh4128]

This man is the definition of ‘new year, new me’

[@thediamondstewyt8260]

Paul Zimmer is actually Morgz’s mom.

[@jordanh4362]

This is the only sensical explanation

[@miss_B_]

OMG THIS COMMENT REALLY GOT ME XDDDDDD

[@anitanaseer1007]

Hellz yes

[@nurhakimiazlan5256]

How _do_ you pronounce "morgz's"

[@minimaximus30]

That’s a twist...

[@PowWowAnimations]

I disbelieve your claim about him being a Russian spy, if he were, then *everybody* would get a duet.

[@BlackDogsAndLadybugs]

Ah, a fellow comrade.

[@kmccarty661]

and that’s on communism

[@dakevinmg]

Privyet Tovarich

[@johannesaskehov]

The only reason he didn’t do that is because he’s a spy and would blow his own cover.

[@andrive]

Look

[@prachiadapwar8149]

"I will try to upload more because You guys must be bored at home..." Thats like the most caring thing anyone has ever said to me...

[@gigglez2326]

Almost cried goshdangit

[@emilyarrington320]

YES!!

[@emilime]

I like that danny included the sunglasses bit as a fun lil way of letting us all know he's never worn glasses

[@UGeneolgia7700]

The whole “paul zimmer was a character I created” made my jaw literally hang open, I didn’t even know that was a thing that really happened, i’ve just never been that shocked.

[@dionysus06]

Me too lmao

[@w1u4]

Me to i was like "BOI WAT"

[@BigRiceEnergy]

He legally changed his name to Troy Becker a couple months ago lol (just realized Danny said this in the video whoops)

[@captaincontroller5091]

That confused me so much and that was the best plot twist ever.

[@emas5511]

@brandon roberts stop

[@debasnata]

I haven't seen any comments about this so I'mma say this: *_Danny wear a yellow shirt today_*

[@tomatopotatu8137]

Omg

[@sharms_silly]

No joke I just realized after reading this

[@kit2186]

@@sharms_silly same

[@Foggydoggy]

Dang it, I was just about to comment this

[@kikilena8242]

Wait what

[@siriyadla1334]

In conclusion, Paul/Troy is a Russian spy and eats planes with a bib.

[@Studios-ij7gh]

Siri Yadla now we know where all the missing planes are...

[@LordGek]

I knew it!

[@rylanc8064]

Traul zecker is a russian spy that eats planes

[@strwbryhjoong7010]

it was so obvious how did i know catch that

[@JustCheyyy]

And a fork and knife

[@gnocchipr1nc3ss]

The whole “trying to be perfect” story is so Disney channel like idk how to explain it

[@shelbyrae7060]

He literally has a child and he’s married so the fact that he was trying to act like he was 16 is even weirder. He’s married to Jamie, whose name is really Jameela and they have a kid!!

[@seraphinw1]

"Sweetie, I'm going to need you to STOP PRETENDING TO BE AN UNDERAGED BOY and pick up our kid from daycare at 2pm kthnxbye"

[@sethhhgarcia1763]

I confustion

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

WHAT!? SOURCES!?

[@maria_____.]

so you're saying he's straight... ??

[@redphoenixwitch2301]

maria LMAO

[@theguywhogetsyourreference2720]

UPDATE: Paul just broke into my house and ate my little brother's Lego airplane. He said he did it because he's Troy, and *unlike Paul* he only eats toy airplanes, but I think he did it because there are no more real airplanes. He ate them all.

[@sano8172]

im sorry you and your brother had to go through that. stay strong g. 💯🙏🏻

[@SM-qv2om]

paul becker boke into my ouse aswell😔😔...we hid in the pantry when we herd him break in....he foond us 😨😨and tied us up to the ceral boxes(which were all 10 fet tall)........he prid off all of the door hinges😟😟 and ate them in front of us😱😱........... he left then nd we tgougt we were safe😅😅😅😅........but then😥😥..........he drov into kitchen from the vindow in my dads orange taxii😬😬 and started......... to speak in russan😱😱😱😩😩😣😖😵he then left.......for good.............we cal police ounce we were sure he was gone.......whn they arrive they told us how lcky we were😔😔and tha mny other victoms of troy zimmer werent so fortuneate😪😪......i am so graterful i made it oot alive😇😇😇and that traul didnt hurt my famiky(who are all six feet tal anthropomorphic hamsters) and tat he didnt steel our plain(ve keept it in the refrigerator) thxnk yoi to everyone who shars theyre story🤩🤩🤩🤩you are al so brav🥰🥰☺🥰🥰😚😚🥳🥳🥳SHOUTOUT TO CHRISTINA APPLEGATE🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎

[@aurora_sleeping_beauty_]

Did he get bigger in size and also stronger? (Did you get the reference?)

[@gabrielsfilms2086]

@@SM-qv2om "who are all six feet tal anthropomorphic hamsters" are you a hamster aswell?

[@lolok6338]

Damn dude.. sorry you went through that 😞🤌

[@scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031]

If he’s claiming to be 16 . . . 2014 was 5 or 6 years ago. HE EXPECTS US TO BELIEVE HE STARTED PRETENDING TO BE PAUL ZIMMER WHEN HE WAS 10 OR 11?!

[@madybreeding4717]

also, he doesn't even look 16. he looks to be in his early 20s. Like wth dude

[@lauren1230]

Scranton Rogue of the Silver Trio LoGiC

[@signiko7095]

Thats exactly what I was thinking! I myself am 16, and in those old videos he certainly looks like no 10 year old Ive seen lmao

[@rorymahoney]

13:20 he is adjusting the glasses with his fingers on the lens witch scratches the lenses

[@CrazedKasaJizo]

smudges* it would be his nails to scratch

[@RippingDrop]

Danny’s knees: “I fear no man, but that thing... *update corner* Danny’s knees: ...it scares me.

[@certifiedbigboss]

Epic meme bro good job!

[@sanskrete]

Danny: * Makes fun of this dude for faking his identity * Also Danny: * Hides his real identity and say he's Danny when he's actually Drew and 12 year old *

[@gentle_apathy]

Why does this this sound like a John Mulaney sketch

[@Firegirl483]

@@gentle_apathy because John Mulaney is actually an Asian American woman

[@ginabell694]

@@Firegirl483 😆

[@sanskrete]

@@Firegirl483 fact!

[@moctezooma]

ok, billie eilish profile picture

[@carlyjs95]

Has no acting rolls or credentials what's so ever: "I'm an actor and it's just a character I created" yeah boo boo. Anyone that lies is acting, I see continuing to try and trick your audience is still "a part of your character"

[@Divine__.]

Sylestic • 30 years ago Or maybe no one wants to reply??

[@kaylaserrano9871]

carly joe isn’t lying about who you are without telling anybody .... illegal?

[@carlyjs95]

@@kaylaserrano9871 sadly not unless you are talking to police or some other form of law enforcement. Sure it makes you a shady person but you can lie to an every day Joe all you want.

[@myronmasottajr6157]

Guys, I'm tired of everyone spreading their sob stories about their experience with Paul. Because mine is the worst. My grandma was on a flight to France, she was bringing her dog to Paris for a vacation, and she me this guy at the airport, being flooded with people. She talked a bit to him, asking him a bit about himself. He referred to himself as his Russian spy name, Troy Becker. Her face dropped, and she realized who he was, and quickly went onto the plane. She breathed a sigh of relief, as the plane took off. But something followed her dog in the cargo hold...and climbed onto the wing. The plane experienced some turbulence, little did they know...it was Paul. He took a bite off the wing, and caused the plane to crash in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and they weren't able to find any of the ruins. Unfortunately, plenty of bodies and luggage, but no evidence that they all came from a plane.

[@blondie9909]

damn im so sorry for your loss lets hope justice is made soon i too have been terrorized by this person: paul zimmer used to break into my home and watch me sleep i eventually gave in to the ideia that i couldn't keep him away so i started letting him but now that he wasnt sneaking in when i was asleep i had to fall asleep with him here but i couldnt fall asleep with paul zimmers eyes looking at me so i asked him to turn around, he would just turn his head 180 and have troy becker look at me instead smh

[@sydneysnyder3750]

the world wasn’t in turmoil until the return of paul zimmer

[@makaylah1599]

I mean, are you wrong though? 👀

[@miloslavmasar]

The evil has returned

[@breathingispog4707]

_#(##(:$!#!@;@@);';"!??>

[@swag4rce]

Sharon Victoria fax no printer

[@breathingispog4707]

@@swag4rce =¢¢°×~¶`π`€[]©[✓%{¶!!

[@Vyansya]

Paul: lies Internet: *_how many times do we have to teach this lesson old man_*

[@cohedash]

Old man fish: "I still love the young people!" 😆😆😆

[@fridgely3668]

deeeeaaaaad! rotfl

[@spookyho5994]

😂😂😂

[@laylablack5276]

are we gonna talk about the fact that if he’s still claiming that he’s 16.... that means he was TEN IN THOSE OLD KZbin VIDEOS?!

[@smilessmalls]

I was about to point that out

[@pleaseenteraname6590]

11

[@absolutestupidity50]

Yikes

[@amylempkowski9887]

danny edge could be making so much money off of this, he needs to crawl out of the darkness and save us

[@anthonyhutchins2300]

Yeah he's lying... His balls had already dropped in those videos. He'd have to be at least 14-15 in those KZbin videos.

[@microsoftpainenthusiast8096]

I got my first “serious” office job when I was 21 and our clients (or their kids) were mostly 16-18-y.o. teens (as it was specific for our educational and travel agency) and I was shocked that I somehow couldn’t comfortably “speak their language” despite little age difference. I can’t imagine how Paul/Troy thought that he could pass as 16 years old at 24, and it’s not only about appearance 😅 school kids in Disney movies all look 30 though 😐

[@kaitlinhanks749]

conspiracy: danny's last name isn't actually gonzalez, it's really ivanov because he's a russian spy too. daniil petrovich ivanov. i'm on to you daniil

[@esoterictidbits7782]

😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@connorsaldivar9148]

He knows to much

[@Tamamnett]

If this comment mysteriously gets deleted... we know why

[@bennyworm505]

o h s h i t

[@jaadaa_w]

And he eats trains

[@pippa_peg]

*Slim Jimmer* : All I did was lie about me, now everyone else is lying about me

[@Yogurt2740]

*slim jimmer*

[@imgreg9025]

Slim Shady

[@iconhills7856]

*S L I M J I M M E R*

[@Cat-sl6bo]

Wait, so if we are supposed to accept that the ‘real’ Troy is 16, that means that in 2014 when he made that KZbin channel, he was 10 years old and looks pretty much the same. Also, he was apparently a 10 year old playing an 18 year old.

[@frogsquared7867]

Yep.

[@ninaasf-ck]

Lol yeah I don't get how that's supposed to work. 😂

[@shawnm.7450]

@@ninaasf-ck exactly because it doesn't. He's a liar that thinks he's smarter than everyone when really at most, he's smarter than majority of the 10 year old fans he has at BEST

[@definitelynotjames4152]

This broke my brain. Fuck you Paul Zimmer, I CANT AFFORD TO LOSE ANYMORE BRAINCELLS

[@iruleudrule]

also, you have to be 18 (at least in the US) to change your name. so he HAS to be at least 18 not a 16 year old.

[@laurenweeks3384]

So during his music.ly era, he was 10 years old. Makes sense.

[@youareverynoice8805]

Lauren Weeks, WOAH I just thought of that omg 😆😲

[@victoriaclark4981]

With a six pack too that he always showed off. Hmmm...

[@madelinegrace1909]

Lauren Weeks RIGHT BAHAHA

[@userious9534]

Joe Shortlegs seems legit.

[@laurenweeks3384]

GUYS HE HAS A CHILD

[@0b1k3n0bi]

I like how youtube commentary video creators all have a nemesis. Like how danny has Paul Zimmer, Kurtis has Sebastian Balls and Drew has Rick Lax.

[@JestersPrivilege18]

And Cody ko has jake Paul

[@leprechaunlake]

Jarvis has TSP

[@justjoodi22]

I’m so glad you finally addressed Sebastian Balls by his real last name, everyone is calling him the wrong shit, it’s so annoying smh 🙄

[@Emilythematerialgurl]

Wait his last name is balls Oh God my mind Sooo ig you can noto nly say hi to him but also his balls sorry

[@Emilythematerialgurl]

But obviously drews is the hard rock nick

[@d.c.kennedy3158]

He’s gonna be 80 years old and be like “DuDe PeOpLe ArE sAyiNg i LoOk LiKe ThiS oLd mAn iDk whaT YoU mEaN mY nAmE iS sLiM JiMmEr”

[@mysteryname6792]

"AnD i'M OnLy 35"

[@shrimpel3542]

AND I STILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! THATS NOT A LIE! TOTALLY!

[@nathan.dunahoo]

this made me laugh harder than I'd like to admit lol

[@jamesspooky9488]

Lmfao deceased

[@Anna-dw7jm]

Lol reminds me of the hat-guy from ATLA

[@dkbarbi]

paul is now a dhar man actor. which is a very random thing that's happening, but then again, can't say I'm shocked.

[@HyperHypocrite]

After hearing this, his knees probably don’t want to hurt Danny as much, they want to kill Paul

[@theherbdoctor]

IlikePOTATOES! ! Hi

[@HyperHypocrite]

@@theherbdoctor Hi

[@nate-ws5uz]

hello

[@HyperHypocrite]

@@nate-ws5uz Hai

[@Artimis2]

Hello

[@whitebreadhater]

I love how he says “I did everything and more” except he did nothing

[@words_under_fashion4775]

Deku you need to be learning to use your other quirks, what are you doing on KZbin ^.^

[@ryplers5781]

@@words_under_fashion4775 he just finished training with all might -.-

[@words_under_fashion4775]

@@ryplers5781 have you caught up with the manga? It's getting really crazy

[@ryplers5781]

@@words_under_fashion4775 yeah oml hawks looked so cool in the new chapter. I feel bad for twice tho :( BWHAHAHA AND DABI IN THE LAST PANNEL.

[@threecheersforsweetcheesew3231]

So according to him he’s been a 16 year old boy named Troy Becker this whole time, he had a KZbin channel since 2014, so according to him he had a KZbin channel at 10 and I don’t know about you but he doesn’t really look or sound like a ten year old at 8:39 so- that’s creepy

[@sofiamayz]

Three cheers for Sweet cheese whizz I love ur username btw lol

[@vlad9091]

Fourth comment gonna change it after actually reading the comment

[@Toni29360]

Lol

[@ambersomething1693]

Nothing that he says makes sense. It doesn’t add up chief

[@kestalami]

he wasn't saying he's actually 16. hes still an adult. all he said was his name was actually Troy

[@xquenda275]

13:03 so the point of the joke is probably that the “psychopath” adjusted the glasses with his finger on the lens of the glasses, if you have glasses you know thats bad.

[@ll-li3dt]

imagine your kid breaking your entire blood name and changing his name because he refuses to admit he scammed people

[@imnotgoodwithnames4101]

Start over.

[@uniquevivian8089]

I'd move to Antarctica

[@shaanp9796]

Good Dog What type of bagel’s your favorite?

[@milli5968]

if your child is Troy Becker/Paul Zimmer, him destroying your bloodlines name is the least of your problems

[@franjo5174]

I wouldve prob done the same thing as him BUT ILL NEVER COME BACK

[@aracelyl3614]

so no one is gonna talk about how Paul Z- uhh I mean "Troy" has the same exact haircut that "Prince charming" has in Shrek?..... aight".

[@Brootnoot]

All the proof i need to never trust a thing he says. Other than him being a Russian spy

[@madsenproductions1795]

He looks like lord farkwad 😂

[@lillianaoneal9231]

I was trying to find the guy who looked like him........

[@squirrelbeez5123]

Aracely L lmao

[@barkdalyn]

GIRL I- THATS WHY IT BOTHERED ME SO MUCH

[@wallowseve4514]

Wait... so what he’s trying to say is... he’s this generations “Hannah Montana”

[@ivy16x81]

Everybody makes mistakes.. Everybody has those days..

[@KamMads]

There’s always gonna be another mountain You’re always gonna wanna make it moveeeeee

[@vodograyy]

u get the best of both worlds 😌😌😌

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

@@ivy16x81 Everybody knows wha what I'm talking bout.

[@DatBoi-in2xs]

If Hannah montanna changed her name to Hannah montana

[@mossycrown]

update; although it has been almost two years Paul could sense i was watching this video and he’s now sitting at the foot of my bed eating a plane. it’s 1am i’m scared 😭

[@audramorrison7086]

This should be retitled “Danny hurts his knees to get mad at Paul Zimmer”

[@AxxLAfriku]

RIEIRIRIEIIRIEU I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! RIRIRIRIEIIRIR!!! But I am the cool KZbinr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so it is all good! Thanks for you attention dear audra

[@inkusdinkus]

@@AxxLAfriku who asked

[@corenlavolpe6143]

A true hero.

[@maiastorer7592]

It's drew though?

[@AxxLAfriku]

@@inkusdinkus stop talking to me I'm famous

[@nadiamatta4447]

“you can wear whatever the f you want” “cool” “cool beans”

[@amberhanks1073]

Drew and Danny: And we are not the same person Troy: And we are not the same person

[@justaperson5677]

What if... they're *_ALL_* the same person?!

[@harpercrafts1096]

Amber Hanks riiiiipp

[@me_kinda_bored0-091]

5:23 was a whole on Hannah Montana moment-

[@adriennekaio4980]

2:23 Please, Slim Jimmer (Slim Jim for short) was my fathers name. You can call me James. Slimothy James.

[@melisslaying7178]

I see you're a man of culture as well

[@lj.853]

I mean Jim Halpert's full name is Jimothy Halpert.

[@starflayers]

and peggy just seeing this and your pfp makes me sob XD

[@starflayers]

it’s so well done XD

[@jihyosspicytoenail9921]

@Linn Livner Mäkitalo The Office