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[@JohnTrustworthy]

You should know that French people take their bread very seriously. Last time they couldn't get it they started a revolution.

[@savetheoaplease8112]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fandemusique4693]

As a french i like your post 😂.

[@mastermadness7417]

That's way to relatable

[@thesampion628]

And to think they should've eaten cake!

[@NAGA222]

Thesampion The ingredients we need to do bread are the same we need to do cakes 🎂 x)

[@borrioboy6272]

I’m using the level of beer in the cup as reference to put the clips in sequence

[@IronDragon1337]

>Refills

[@thumbsupd5164]

u r a fucking genius

[@HYKANTUS]

You smart little-

[@lepapanouwel4663]

Borrio Boy lol same

[@Amghannam]

@Amishi Arora Fking great idea! Lmao i guess im an idiot.

[@lucieciepka1031]

Japanese have taken the waiting line to another level. They have well spaced footprints in front of each door of the train in the subway so that you respect the personal space.

[@chucku00]

Until you're in the train, sardine box like on rush hours.

[@p4ngolin]

Cette regle s'applique sur les escalators en angleterre. Une marche de courtoisie entre les gens sinon tu te fais engueuler. Et attention a laisser les gens passer a gauche parce qu'ils se sont pas levé assez tot pour pas courir dans l'escalier

[@TheElfedubois]

And they look at you soooo baad when you're not on space... I've didn't seen it...

[@dianarojo-jewell6091]

Heck man even their escalators are well managed. There's one half of the escalator for if you just want to stand and slowly ascend, and if you wanna walk up the escalator because you're slightly in a rush, you just walk up the other part of it.

[@biggusballuz5405]

@@jazzycat8917 Not really www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2015-01/09/content_19282920.htm www.istockphoto.com/sg/photo/long-queue-people-waiting-for-bus-beijing-china-gm656108688-119661695 woikr.com/android/people-in-china-queue-up-for-meizu-m9-phone/

[@romane8973]

Lui il est jamais allé a un arrêt de bus devant un collège quand le bus arrive , à ce moment là c'est game of thrones

[@kevinao8074]

mais pourquoi pas juste simplement faire le queue??

[@VinceYT2408]

@@kevinao8074 Bah, c'est sympa aussi, GoT.

[@qqundelombre433]

@@kevinao8074 parce qu'en France on est pas civilisé

[@Oussama_1029]

La salle d'etudes stp avant le cours

[@rcpatapouf]

@@Oussama_1029 la salle d'étude après le cours aussi

[@Hodoss]

French bread IS sacred thus the only thing worth queuing for.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

"Une" baguette

[@Hodoss]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 LA baguette. La Sainte Baguette.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@Hodoss (It was a reference to a different part of the show)

[@AnEmu404]

Hodoss Nein Deutsch Brot ist besser als Broten aus Frankreich. Weit besser.

[@Hodoss]

@@AnEmu404 Lol what is this language? It seems German but I sort of understand it. Look I've got nothing against German bricks *cough* bread, but the Body of Christ was made of French bread. He was walking around with baguette arms and legs. Do not dare say I'm wrong this is my religion RESPECT MY RELIGION!!!

[@Wayeva]

As a Scot I approve this message

[@PuffyRainbowCloud]

Yuu meen yuu apprruuve?

[@samuelbarker9809]

In April I go to your country of Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 And I am looking forward to

[@andymcl92]

The thing I disapprove of is the suggestion that Edinburgers have a Scottish accent. Although I guess that's similar to suggesting Parisians have a French accent.

[@vLiQuiDzv]

Same

[@theducter4593]

@@andymcl92 it depends what part of Edinburgh, places and areas have different accents and some just sound British or almost neutral

[@nounours4148]

You're the best man, don't know why I write in english but i guess i need to improve it. The buses queues in France is soo horrible, it's like a Battle Royale, one last standing

[@shawdos9711]

Pff, noob, try queueing for whatever reason in Italy

[@ellienewman1005]

Baked Utah I’d probably just say You’re the best, man, don’t know why I write in English but I guess I need to improve it. The bus queues in France are soo horrible, it’s like a Battle Royale, last one standing

[@rachel-3037]

Good job.

[@saltie5480]

@@bakedutah8411 if you were in England you wouldn't say dude though, so if you care for the English-English variant its mate.

[@grimfin3214]

@@bakedutah8411 You kinda took some liberties here, I'd say this isn't wholy accurate to what he was saying.

[@meganadele]

This guy is fucking hilarious. As someone who is Francophone and who's grandfather is Scottish, this is just great. I keep clicking on his videos.

[@joebleasdale5557]

We don’t LIKE waiting in queues. We’re just too polite to refuse.

[@arkmiller4802]

as half scotsman, half french, this was great

[@panthere3789]

Chanceux 😅

[@vaymullins428]

The way he described the bus stop in France is exactly how it is here and the States so I freaking died laughing!!!

[@natalie7851]

as someone having a bad day who can understand both french and english, this fits PERFECTLY into my areas of interest

[@desmundtan1808]

Nobody: KZbin: recommend a video of a English stand up comedian speaking bilingual language

[@arctrog]

I thought it was because I changed my major

[@tunzlunz]

Arctrog to French? Lol

[@arctrog]

@@tunzlunz yes

[@tunzlunz]

Arctrog lol your FBI person is working overtime man.

[@arctrog]

@@tunzlunz being that I'm already trilingual, probably

[@rudolfkowalski5017]

Dans les administrations le numéro est fait pour qu'on puisse attendre assis. C'est tellement lent que sinon des gens tomberaient sur place d'épuisement.

[@TheKnightOfPeanuts]

Et du coup à la poissonnerie, pourquoi on prend des numeros ? Y'a pas de chaise

[@sweetboss4785]

CaptainMomo perso que ce soit à la fromagerie, à la boucherie ou à la poissonnerie je n’ai jamais eu besoin d’utiliser les tickets ! Et je n’ai jamais vu quelqu’un les utiliser !

[@TheKnightOfPeanuts]

@@sweetboss4785 C'était pas tant pour justifier l'utilisation de tickets ou non, mais pour dire que non, prendre un numéro ne signifie pas aller s'asseoir, c'est juste pour éviter un gros problème parce qu'on sait très bien que les gens vont gueuler "Non c'est moi, j'étais là avant !". Au moins pour pas se faire chier, certaines institutions mettent des numéros et tout le monde la ferme. Aucun moyen de couper la ligne quand il n'y en a pas

[@artiendes]

Ça doit faire une dizaine d année que j ai plus vu les tickets d attente

[@TheKnightOfPeanuts]

@@artiendes J'en ai reçu un le mois dernier en allant refaire ma carte de transport à Lyon (qui pourtant est pas le dernier des villages de campagne)

[@huntera.4623]

Me: American and laughing every time I hear "queue" instead of "line" Les britanques parlent les meilleurs mots et les americains obtiennent la pire. C'est injuste.

[@hayleew1927]

Hunter A. Ooooooh so that’s what a queue is. I was halfway through the video and very confused. Thanks for that.

[@huntera.4623]

@@hayleew1927 I gotchu fellow American(?).

[@hayleew1927]

Hunter A. Yeah I’m American lol

[@jackieliu1472]

ah ouais? pardonnez-moi mais je ne suis pas d'accord avec vous. i would rather eat a cookie than a biscuit. also, the british dont get credit since "queue" is one of many "british" words (i.e. aubergine, serviette) borrowed from french. alors, ce sont les français qui ont les meilleurs mots.

[@jaysflight.]

Jackie Liu je suis d’accord, ‘enculeur de mouches’ c’est littéralement la meilleure insulte que j’aie jamais entendu

[@ewansechet6117]

Whats'up Paul i'm 15 years old and I am French I juste write this message because I love your show. Continue Like that Paul you are Fantastique

[@viperv4138]

J'ai aussi quinze ans (je ne sais pas si maintenant tu as seize ans ou pas) et moi j'aime aussi ce programme(pas trop sûre de quel mot utiliser). Je suis française et britannique mais je ne vis pas en France alors comme le mec la (j'ai oublié son nom... Oops) j'ai l'accent et je peux parler comme une française mais j'ai un petit peut de mal avec l'orthographe et je fais des petites fautes (par exemple j'ai du mal avec les accents) alors pardon si mon français est nul. (Je viens de Bretagne et je passe mes vacances la bas avec mes grand parents)

[@geckogeico2212]

These videos: exist YT auto subtitles: Aight imma head out

[@cloudcat_]

As a Scot, I would happily go to france to shout at people in queues but I am also too nice and just let people push in as well. So much for the accent...

[@tigereyemusic]

I’m Scottish, and I only moved as far as Yorkshire, but still had to vastly change the way I spoke within the first while working there because people didn’t understand me 😂

[@qimei4780]

Au collège et au lycée. La queue pour aller au self. Un remake de la ruée vers l'or.

[@KingofGermanic]

Is the audience completely billingual? How can you speak 2 languages the whole time and have the audience still understand?

[@poppopper7325]

Most people in mainland Europe are bi/multilingual. It's usually English and their native language.

[@dzello]

@@poppopper7325 That's a lot of people in the WORLD actually. Except when they're from an English speaking country.

[@P_Y_R]

If you say that because of the cliché that french people can't speak english, well it's just less and less true with the newer generations and Paul's audience is most likely on the younger side. Also he's performing in Paris, and Parisians are used to it by now, you're almost hearing english as much as french in there during vacations

[@expatla8671]

@@P_Y_R hmmmm nope. French do not speak english, however more and more might understand better than they speak. Understanding and speaking are 2 very different things

[@da4127]

Its easier to find a french that understands english than the other way around, plus this is europe people are not as monolingual as in the usa

[@g.a.7530]

The "scottish" part was amazing, haven't laughed so hard in a long time! To bad I can't understand french well enough to go and see your show live. Keep up the good work! Cheers from Russia!

[@antoine8142]

Le pire, ça reste dans les stations de skis quand tu attends pour prendre le télésiège et qu'il y en a plein qui te pousse carrément pour te passer devant. Et après si tu leur fait une réflexion ils te disent qu'ils ne t'avaient pas vu

[@hollyhughes5294]

The Scot accent was on point but if you think Edinburgh is wild, you should go to the Grampian region hahaha

[@gabby0180]

when he started speaking English with a Scottish accent, my mind immediately went to “dUNkeh wot ah yew dooen in ma swUmp”

[@dolphinhacks9244]

When tu speak français and anglais, you absolument adore this spectacle

[@panthere3789]

Yes we adorer ce spectacle

[@samwisegamgee6532]

Ce n’est pas que les boulangeries, c’est partout où il y a à manger. Le manger c’est sacré il faut respecter epicétou !

[@TheElfedubois]

Le gras, c'est la vie.

[@tgulati1300]

@@TheElfedubois pardonnez-moi, je suis anglaise, mais qu'est-ce qu'il veut dire 'le gras c'est la vie'? merci beaucoup

[@TheElfedubois]

T Gulati It means fat is Life. It’s mostly a reference to a french tv show named Kaamelott.

[@tgulati1300]

@@TheElfedubois jsuis d'accord mdr,, merci bcp!!

[@joxkrm2431]

He sounds like cyprien when he’s talking french😂

[@rory3900]

Ooooh yup that's right dude !

[@zhoudiary]

I'm French and living in China rn and it's even worse here like taking the bus or the subway it's like start a fight to get into it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bluehoodie_gamer6867]

I love this depiction of Scotland.

[@flyingisland7583]

Drôle et le concept Franglais est géniale pour moi qui progresse en anglais

[@frlfinlay7580]

Pareil pour moi qui progresse en français :)

[@mshbeatbox]

J etudie francais avec show

[@VincentAndre_HK]

A constant switch between Francais et Anglais, My god, j'adore this guy :)

[@JohnMarcel666]

As a french, your french accent is awesome!

[@rollii]

dude that French accent is incroyable

[@teshn1229]

And he speaks at a real pace too - I don't know much French, but he sounds very fluent.

[@danielsjohnson]

Today I learned the French language has a native word for Scottish people instead of saying the English word "Scottish" with a French accent.

[@humfrais]

haha, c'est tellement ça. Même sur les jeux vidéos j'ai remarqué la différence, quand tu veux récupérer un objet unique qui repop toutes les 15 minutes, sur serveur anglais tu vois des queues de 30 ou 40 personnes, sur serveur français, tu vois tout le monde qui se grimpent dessus et qui cliquent tous et s'insultent ou se narguent lorsqu'ils l'ont enfin. :)

[@dweia54]

I love Scotland, the Scots and their accent :-D

[@IrinaKouruskuva]

@@Egomxnia yes it's a beautiful country i hope i could visit it someday. And i love the scottish accent

[@ast3riz]

@@IrinaKouruskuva oh fuck do you now ahahahah why? I don't sound that Scottish but people in Scotland type (some people) and speak like this. Him: Aw fuck that wee bastard man. Her: Ano absolute wide, wit are these wanes parents doin, gon be an absolute ned by next year. Him: aye, ano. how is it hot. Fucking ridiculous honestlyy.

[@jennyrenfrew2256]

I think- I love you. That’s how everyone where I live speak like aha I’m from Glasgow and the accent is thick

[@ast3riz]

@@jennyrenfrew2256 yeahh, from glasgow aswell. No clue why people certain use english like that 'ano' is not a word, what you mean is 'i know' you do not type in your accent 💀 Sorry for being irrelevant haha, but yeah a lot of my friends/classmates speak like that.

[@jennyrenfrew2256]

I think- I love you. Honestly, most of the people I know type like how they talk, example: ‘wit are ye dain the morra dae ye want tae come over’. I guess I talk like that but that’s just my accent but I don’t type like that

[@TheCilou6]

#team7am I love getting tidbits of your show every morning. Thank you Paul! 💚

[@elodiea2612]

Ahahah il me tue 😆 Je pensais tellement à la boulangerie, et paf il a mis ça sur le tapis. Bon je pense qu'il parle surtout des mentalités des grandes villes (chacun pour soi!) mais c'est clair que c'est typiquement français. 😂

[@Pikadumpling]

Yo my Best friend is Scottish and I fucking love It when he's angry. Everytime someone gets scared shitless and just goes " who the fuck made the Scott angry now!?". They really now how to project their voice when they angry.

[@misseva6193]

Excellent pour bosser mon anglais ! Prononciation au top, beaucoup d'humour et des situations de tous les jours. Merci beaucoup 🙏

[@curiousauthor9827]

i discovered paul yesterday but he's already really up there as one of my favourite comedians

[@marivalde4683]

So I was looking for French pronunciation help and this popped up 😂 greetings from Florida merci beaucoup, tu es hilarant.

[@sanna8860]

Nan mais c'est tellement ça n'importe où ailleurs je me gène pas pour me mettre à côté où de carrément dépasser la personne devant pour regarder un truc puis me remettre à ma place . Dans la boulangerie je n'ose même pas m'approcher de la vitrine . Je ne sais pas pourquoi 😂😂

[@atmoak7063]

The festival he is talking about is called the fringe, and it is so much fun. I didn’t even do much but since it takes up so much of the city it was hard to ignore how much fun it was. (There was a magician there who said not to clap for him because it would attract Americans and they’d build a Starbucks and I was confused because the Americans had already built a Starbucks across the street)

[@mickagwada3591]

Je kiff le concept franglais, I'm learning and laughing at the same time thanks ! Keep doing it !

[@GlennDavey]

I feel like I've had more red wine and laughing harder than this French audience... but they clap a LOT. Comedy around the world, hey.

[@melcat235]

J'adore découvrir tous ces petits sketchs quotidiens ! de quoi commencer la journée de bonne humeur !

[@fatimaha3686]

Last year we had French students come our school, in Scotland, and let’s just say - communication was HARD

[@xoxobobo1687]

mdrr la boulagerie je m'y attendais tellement x)

[@vincentmary6166]

C'est rare que je ri devant une vidéo, mais la j'ai littéralement eu les larmes aux yeux j'ai du faire pause pour écouter la suite tellement j'en pouvais plus

[@luciusnimbus1095]

I love it when you imitate Scottish guy

[@kuchenjaeger2164]

I am getting some serious Bo Burnham vibes from the way you act and deliver your lines, and I *love it*.

[@michcookies]

I’m Scottish, can confirm everyone outside of Scotland doesn't understand us, and we're not shy on throwing skippers out the queue 😂

[@Lachaine_enbordel]

TAKE THE CARD OUT PLEASE!!! I lost it lol 😭🤣

[@stanloonacruz7773]

That Navigo bit cracked me up!

[@Emma-py3si]

hahahahhaa as an American, I love French and British accents... these videos are like heaven

[@carolinerousseau1211]

Super vos vidéos en frenglish. C'est le premier stand up show que l'on peut regarder avec mon fiancé et comprendre et rire ensemble merci à vous 😁👍

[@taysirtaysir2278]

Your show are always funny 😂😂good job and continue 😍😊🔝🔝

[@tairneanaich]

As a Scot with an Aussie mum, my mum made me order everything in France bc they think she sounds English. “Oh scottish! Yes we love you, Auld Alliance etc”

[@Luubelaar]

Aussie here, with Scottish family. Here's the secret: Tell them you're Australian. Show them your passport to prove it if you have to. Once they know you're Australian (or a New Zealander), you're sweet. As cringey as it is, start with "G'day" and sound as "ocker" as you possibly can. Otherwise they'll assume you're English and ignore you.

[@leprof6491]

Paul is fuckin amazing

[@ourdawn3515]

this guy is so fucking funny i’m pissing myself at nearly 12am his humour is no joke (pun intended)

[@DesertMoon]

Wow, the talent!

[@eliasfarah9370]

I swear u are the best comedian cuz u post European time

[@lewisdean22]

Aurore from France told me about this and am from Scotland ♥️. Come back to Nepal

[@skyew.3939]

I live in Cumbria and me and my friend both go into Scottish accents when we're annoyed

[@methodearc-en-ciel3564]

C'est tellement vrai...

[@ms.belindagreerheadofesf7597]

This helps me with my french, thanks so much :DD

[@funky555]

thanks for the subtitles pual!

[@DruidFever]

Absolutely hilarious!

[@rvsalka]

this guy better never come to Poland, he will NEVER get on the bus, everyone, me included, will fight him and we will win

[@crossnthtbridge]

J'apprends le français et les sous-titres et les vidéos bilingues de paul taylor sont à la fois hilarants et extrêmement utiles à mon perfectionnement! Merci Monsieur Taylor et gardez le bon contenu!

[@femafull]

Claire the Fangirl Same😻

[@marvin_jsd5833]

I love ur videos im half French half Irish myself

[@thisisinkorisit2113]

Yeah, it’s nonstop rain here.

[@lesliebestiole3455]

Toujours aussi vrai !

[@averagedude6688]

I dont speak french, but i enjoy learning this way :)

[@tomasn3]

You’re funny as hell man 😂

[@divyolier9807]

Je suis grave d'accord avec toi

[@ViaTWI]

Hey! Chill is so cool!

[@cristianfildan390]

Jesus dude, you are brilliant

[@sophiegallagher4399]

I am bilingual French- English currently living in Scotland for my studies and this is the funniest most relatable video ever

[@daniatuni]

I'm bilingual French-English living in Paris for my a year abroad but I study at St. Andrews in Scotland! similarities x

[@sophiegallagher4399]

That’s so cool ! I live in Lyon when in France xx

[@djenebatraore8299]

J'en peux plus c'est tellement vrai xDDD

[@theholytoaster5781]

i felt that queue joke in france in my bones

[@legameurbelge4074]

Ahah tu es vraiment marrant

[@linakallel1906]

Il a un truc avec le numéro 25 hahahahahhaa hilarious 😂😂

[@catherinepindor1999]

Il a tellement raison 😂

[@goldensky7863]

he's strong for find jokes

[@SweetAlis1]

This genuinely cracked me up!! parce que c'est vrai :))

[@zoufi69]

Moi j'adorais à Londres quand tu faisais la queue , la phrase qui revenais le plus " Are you in the Queue ?" , j'étais pouffé de rire à chaque fois ;)

[@french-9743]

Tellement vrai ...

[@TheAnnegallien]

J’adddddddooooorree! When tu viens à Londres ?! Clever that the videos are released early morning That’s my new morning meditation starting with laughter. Merci much Paul and keep shining

[@Loiner_Leftie]

I feel like half the times you say "English" you mean Southern. Us Northern folk are a lot closer to the Scots and not just geographically.

[@andymcl92]

This is my go-to argument against independence! :P I don't want us to leave you lot behind with the Londoners!

[@Nicolaseab19]

Reminds me of a Paris - Bristol flight I had. We were all in a massive (organised) queue, with 95% of the people being brits around. I was near the end too. But suddenly they announced a gate change, but in French first! That one time my queue position went from 150th to 3rd :P (being French and bilingual pays off) -- Ça me rappelle un vol Paris - Bristol pour lequel je faisais la queue. J’étais avec 95% de britanniques et plutôt à l’arrière. Ils ont fait une annonce de changement de porte mais en français d’abord, du coup j’ai pu gruger tout le monde et je suis passé de 150e à 3e, c’était merveilleux 😂

[@IrinaKouruskuva]

Scotland is wonderful. I hope that i could visit this country someday

[@A-Ravens-Call]

You'd be welcome into our angry sounding country

[@IrinaKouruskuva]

@@A-Ravens-Call Ahah thank you 😁😊

[@serenitii3557]

nothing amuses me more than classic british rage

[@sarapellelafolie6529]

Et le bus avec la grève c est carrément la guerre pour rentrer dans le métro

[@laetitiacherihane800]

Rien à voir mais je kiff trop écouter les langues étrangères c'est trop beau je trouve

[@riddhima1998]

Please do a show just in English! I love this channel and I moved to Paris a while ago so my French is not that great. Would love to see you live!!

[@adeleange]

Je suis morte de rire 🤣

[@cl0udbear]

It's actually a sliding scale of accents' anger-efficacy from south to north, intersecting 0 somewhere around Oxford and maxing out somewhere around Fort William.

[@emilielumineau422]

A quand le show a Edinburgh justement?! Peut etre en aout prochain! There's a lot of French here...