Paying Food Delivery Drivers to Eat With Us

[@coldones]

BUY THE CLOTHES WE’RE WEARING FOR 10% OFF WITH CODE “COLDONES” SO WE CAN GET MORE UBER EATS : bit.ly/coldones33

[@Riveya555]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXnKZoaAjrd7d5I

[@Elemtree]

Egg

[@dog4579]

@@Riveya555 Cute puppy you got there not gonna lie

[@Nath_koku]

No

[@Jacob-xp8tw]

Petscop 2

[@jam8815]

“Why won’t anyone come in? Why is everyone scared of us 😔” *asks guy that just delivered 50 packs of condoms to them to come inside because they’re “making a video”*

[@dusk5375]

OMG i didn't noticed 🤣

[@Jacob-xp8tw]

Ok let me be clear petscop 2

[@marybrowns7296]

HAHAHAHH

[@Dontshutmeup]

He also delivered the pineapple

[@hantront]

And the person answering the door looks like Bray Wyatt.

[@Gamblinaddicted]

I love how Ronak didn’t enter because Max told him not to trust the fat man

[@mspaint93]

Smart man.

[@vadhub]

sounds like it could be out of a creepypasta

[@Gabrielliketheangel]

“How much have you had to drink?” “Only a spoonful”

[@cxhxzz5679]

From today onwards that's how I'm going to respond to anyone asking how much I've drank

[@same4585]

this had me dying omg

[@superdudu0350]

My Yeezy's!

[@amberday908]

14:03

[@maceface2892]

Ok, now this is epic

[@lakamokolaka]

Chad trying to comprehend Max saying "make a big burger," is like watching a dell computer start up

[@Jacob-xp8tw]

Ok sooo petscop 2

[@2510LuL]

OEM go brrrrr

[@thenightjackal]

ok sooo team fortress 3

[@nas9229]

Mine starts for 9 seconds

[@thenightjackal]

@@nas9229 gotta get that turbo speed ssd my man

[@maceface2892]

Their banks must hate them. Anytime they see something that they think may look like a suspicious order, it just ends up being like "no, my card wasn't stolen, I bought 100 McDonald's burger patties and 50 packs of condoms on purpose"

[@claires1063]

I've gotta assume they call ahead and make sure they don't get their shit frozen.

[@Haitch12341]

@@claires1063 you think these 2 look like they plan ahead?

[@claires1063]

@@Haitch12341 I assume Scott does.

[@Spicycobble]

@@claires1063 didn't it make the card get frozen at the start of the first episode of this "series"?

[@joshuagilmore5878]

they probably know that its usually "business expenses"

[@jarlulfric201]

I love how the drunker max gets the more the jokes boil down to "finally, milk" and "hey, among us"

[@iwishiwasabeetle]

"Just a spoonful"

[@asher8085]

“eyy Peter” is a classic🤣

[@summerwithsai]

*FINALLY* *SAUCE*

[@lucasono9948]

Bottom text Top text

[@det.pinkstink775]

Really explains his twitter feed

[@truthholdingconscious]

Max's hair is slowly eating his brain as it grows which is why he is referring back to his goblin ways.

[@AgniFirePunch]

@@quantity360 i concur

[@wngdhssr]

amoguss

[@baby.goblin]

Hot

[@schnibist]

are you reverting to the screaming?

[@logumbogum950]

He needs to buzz his hair off next episode Edit: or cut it at the edge of the beanie to make a bowl cut 😆

[@ramsesbams]

"did it lock?" "we're gonna kill you" i would have loved to see the reaction of the delivery man

[@awesomegamercz]

That bit kills me every time, no pun intended

[@branhoma]

Bro I legit laughed hard when he said that!!! 😂😂😂

[@poppinlochnesshopster3249]

Willing to bet the guy had already left or he wouldn't have said that, Max doesn't have the same give no shit attitude about things like that that Chad has.

[@Blaze-nh3dk]

Every Cold Ones video reminds me of Regular Show, it starts with a simple concept and spirals into insanity every time.

[@userxox]

This is so accurate wtf

[@simonlong4718]

true and real

[@3starperfectdeer233]

Every Cartoon to ever exist: are we is joke?

[@marlintownsend7061]

Jenkies

[@SlyHikari03]

Yup

[@-Ulysses]

i like how everyone just seems and walks scared in their presence

[@Virginiareaper]

Let’s be real, we would all be terrified if we delivered 1000 condoms and a fat man told me to come in.

[@Jacob-xp8tw]

Ok sooo petscop 2

[@MortuusSpiritus]

Wouldnt you?

[@Shhimhiding]

Men surrounded by gods. I would be scared too

[@JJusmi]

Two chaotic neutrals usually are up to no good.

[@gustavwood0064]

That delivery guy teaching Chad and Max, is like someone communicating with Caveman

[@Scroolewse]

He was the modern Prometheus

[@Nah-ps7iy]

@@Scroolewse his crime against the gods was teaching them how to make pizza

[@culture4519]

@@Nah-ps7iy Zeus didn’t appreciate that

[@zeusskateboarding9161]

Grug moment

[@CHIQUIZO]

HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING TRUE

[@AliciaMajo]

"WHY ARE THEY SO SCARED OF US???" Chad I love you man, but you have to realise that an absolute unit like you, with 40 boxes of condoms in the back, a camera crew, and a creepy drunk goblin trying to lure you in by waving money at you, looks like the most "stranger danger" thing ever.

[@mancat643]

🤣🤣

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

I’m still laughing and the video ended 3 minutes ago

[@requiem165]

😂

[@tyleralan1470]

a creep drunk goblin is the best way to describe max

[@chiralanomalous2904]

I love how nobody would come in even for hundreds of dollars, but the one who did was fucking Gusteau

[@anaiv8818]

sorry what is Gusteau?

[@SebGRod]

@@anaiv8818 i think they’re talking about the chef from ratatouille since the one guy knew how to make pizza

[@chiralanomalous2904]

@@anaiv8818 anyone can cook

[@anaiv8818]

aaahhhhh

[@jackinthebox2654]

XD

[@dugongyyy_4232]

Max throwing up without having eaten just confirms that his stomach is completely fucked

[@paulserra8802]

He has chrons

[@thievinglittlegoblin404]

@@paulserra8802 he'd be long dead if he had crohn's

[@lexicurtis63]

@@thievinglittlegoblin404 he has chrons

[@LeBornMajes]

@@thievinglittlegoblin404 he has chrons

[@yeetsama]

@@thievinglittlegoblin404 he has chrons

[@aaronwilson9465]

"I'll give you $10 an egg" "$20" I love this delivery guy. He knows what's up

[@crunchya0l]

I guarantee that first guy who came in had a brief moment of genuine panic when he went to leave and the door was locked

[@childishgambino7018]

100% saw the condoms on the floor as he left and was panicing

[@LtRyanPYT]

@@childishgambino7018 "You're about to learn that with the appropriate amount of lube, and a can do attitude, anything will work."

[@DaveSmith-pc4ul]

Ik his heart was racing 😂

[@XxThatGuyOverTherex1]

Last time Chad derailed it, this time Max did. Circle of life.

[@Jacob-xp8tw]

Bruh petscop 2

[@gabrielcutler631]

Because snaids

[@brendaolivas4480]

ah perfect balance indeed

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Reminds me of Fear and Loathing, where one is always more fucked than the other

[@jessegossage6272]

Chad the master of food

[@nitrogibbs1408]

I’ve never seen max this drunk before, he’s a chaos incarnate

[@OrigamiOregano]

You're at 69 likes and I won't ruin it even though I agree with you

[@designingwaves]

amongus

[@noobs130]

96 likes

[@ecapitatorbizarrium3856]

He had only a spoonful

[@festivite]

"my wife left me recently" *slowly inserts egg into mouth*

[@1.8millionvolts87]

he is gay

[@frankiematassa1689]

This channel is low-key the revival of the golden era of this group

[@shuenshuen]

Which group? I just found out about this channel.

[@SuperMonkeyPlays]

@@shuenshuen filthy frank era is the golden era of KZbin

[@thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307]

@@shuenshuen Look at Max's Second Channel it will gives you a small sample of the antics these Gents got up to in the Golden era

[@shuenshuen]

@@thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307 will do, thanks!

[@maymay5600]

:(

[@lityfity4197]

bruhfor anyone wondering, the link at the end just leads to the "only a spoonful" vine

[@binguscat2514]

Thanks

[@k.lorene7589]

The delivery guy that helped make the pizza and took total control has main character energy.

[@0w3n]

Finallyyyy, it returns.

[@dog4579]

Hamburger

[@bigalf5143]

Chicken

[@user-pb1ko8il3w]

mustard

[@njay6687]

Nuggets

[@Popetso]

Hey Peter

[@thebird3175]

I love how the driver slowly starts to feel slightly more comfortable and starts laughing with them

[@robertt8822]

I'm fucking dying when chad tells "i love you" on the phone and then it's silence

[@icecreamwasabi]

You ever been so dumb you’ve done that to a non family member?

[@ShinzuMusic]

this is the funniest shit i've seen in a while. I get all excited when i see a new vid also i wanna marry your editor

[@aguyiguess7795]

Prezzo you got yourself a partner

[@tenguyt]

Interesting

[@ekfjdkdfjdjdld4893]

@@aguyiguess7795 yeah but only a spoon full

[@watcher.6154]

@@ekfjdkdfjdjdld4893 i read that "but only a spoonful" at the same time chad said it in the video I feel so cool right now

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

Prezoh is gay tho, unless you're into that.

[@Sealdrop]

how do you stay so healthy at your age

[@birb180]

It's simple, they don't

[@kdmedia1534]

They’re still young enough. Soon their bodies will give up.

[@MandenTV]

It’s easy to appear relatively healthy when you’re young.

[@mobi4482]

@@kdmedia1534 they reach 40 and they're bodies simply dissolve into the ether just to attain some peace

[@forehandaphid687]

They definitely do not stay healthy 😂😂

[@blooper3468]

Absolutely love these videos lmao

[@Jacob-xp8tw]

Bruh petscop 2

[@etangbose4755]

@@Jacob-xp8tw youve said this to absolutely everyone

[@mlgfails2727]

Blooper randomly making an appearance here wow been forever since I watched the Atlantic craft too the emotions I just gone thru are outrageous

[@jhuss1437]

@@etangbose4755 ç L Kk Lll çıkmış m M M M ee m ssj eden çm all çmm çıkışı m M Çmm Mçmmmmmmmmmmmmmçmmmkkmmkkmmmmkmmm Çm M Mmmmmmkmçmm Çmçmmmmmmmçmmçmmm all mçmmmmmmmçmmmmmçmmmmmm Mmmmmmmm M Çmmmmçkm Çmmmmmmmçççmçm ee evrrn Çöllerde çmmçmçmmç anne çm ee mm M M çöllü mm Çöllerde mmmmmm Ollmuyor ee

[@MaryJane-tp3qd]

I’m so sorry but... I WAS YOUR THOUSANDTH LIIIKEEE

[@HeartGoldKILLER]

I’ve never seen a man put his whole arm through a pizza till today

[@levisanchez1582]

Only an arm full

[@turbosoggy6767]

Its like a joke you would see in SpongeBob with Patrick

[@xkxndy216]

DID YOU JUST... CALL MAX A "MAN"

[@whodis4531]

​@xkxndy216 right? He's obviously a goblin from another realm

[@gorillatakeshi3132]

Max: last time we got a little carried away *Proceeds pull out comically large spoon and spill a disgusting mix of liquids all over the table and floor whilst screaming like a madman

[@danielvillarreal9088]

It was only a spoonful

[@TimiPigeon]

“Max how much have you had to drink?” “Only a spoonful” C l a s s i c

[@russzurcher3014]

T-shirt idea!

[@connorknightly]

JOJI SPOON

[@bunoassruns]

cold ones will never stop making me cry of laughter every episode

[@coolkoi7999]

Every episode with out fail

[@rad2310]

Max throwing up on himself like a big baby is hysterical.

[@akshatkumar6180]

Fun Fact: The link at 14:45 takes you to the "Only a spoonful" vine by King Bach.

[@turbochoochoo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5mpYomfmbmKpc0

[@MiuXiu]

@@turbochoochoo you’re a god, thanks

[@Mr_direction]

Didn't he die or something

[@thisduckisgoingtokillme]

@@Mr_direction he is still alive. He tried to get into the movie business but fell off hard. He's super irrelevant now.

[@lkatyar4861]

Cold Ones also commented under that vid lol

[@KayReb12]

So that’s why prezoh wanted people to pretend there was a speed run in his twitch chat

[@lineartips1260]

You can take the Prezoh away from Clint, but you can’t take the Clint away from Prezoh

[@TonyDAnnunzio]

@@lineartips1260 who’s Clint

[@blackmedalfpl8099]

@@TonyDAnnunzio clint deez nuts

[@TonyDAnnunzio]

@@blackmedalfpl8099 huh

[@jimbok21]

@@TonyDAnnunzio Clint Stevens. a streamer who also has prezoh as an editor. he doesn't stream much but hes pretty funny

[@kieration]

The pizza falling out of the box at the end was such a perfect place to cut the video. Well done

[@thecauliflowerarcanist1493]

The fact that their account wasn't immediately frozen shows how much shit they must buy

[@Gypsyblood777]

I dont know how the fuck they afford all this shit 😂

[@StarHarvestOfficial]

@@Gypsyblood777 Click their patreon. They make 32k USD alone off that a month.

[@hugonamenlos7218]

@@Gypsyblood777 and (im not from australia so i cant 100% confirm) i think they can write off alot as business expenses

[@UKskatechum]

@@hugonamenlos7218 lol that doesn’t mean you don’t have to pay for it, just means you don’t pay tax

[@Gypsyblood777]

@@StarHarvestOfficial bruh wtf am I doing with my life

[@vozzi3859]

That one French guy last year was hilarious

[@lewixsham7416]

He was truly a once in a lifetime kinda guy

[@frenchoffry]

My bois really ordered the stuff to make a none pizza with left beef and didn't take the opportunity🥲🥲😞😞

[@adriandavila556]

I imagined being the delivery guy, opening the door with a very odd order, just seing red neon lights and two weird dudes with cameras. I would have ran too.

[@CrispGremlin]

We fund this fine media. And I regret nothing.

[@spoon7345]

my big bro was in this as a cameo thank you for letting him in his role was a little weird but me and him enjoyed it ( he is the big spoon)

[@francisbakininthekitchen2441]

Does that make you the little spoon

[@3starperfectdeer233]

@@francisbakininthekitchen2441 bro thats like incest for them

[@FluffyTalks]

@@3starperfectdeer233 That's not incest, I spoon my uncle regularly

[@AaronCataract]

@@3starperfectdeer233 silver is thicker than water.

[@itbechaotic]

This makes me like mondays again.

[@dangerousd0178]

Yes!!!

[@Jacob-xp8tw]

Petscop 2

[@Roi985]

@@Jacob-xp8tw wtf

[@Roi985]

@@quantity360 stfu homer

[@83res]

I remember once I said "I love you" to chad in one of his Instagram livestreams and he only said "i don't know you" so that's what you deserve Ps: i love u chad

[@maddness9039]

i matched with Chad on Tinder and he ignored my pick-up line :(

[@TwinkleToesLorna]

the video hasn't even started and my throat hurts from laughing at max accidentally throwing up while burping

[@hebn.]

good to see max going back to his roots; prank calls, drinking milk and throwing up

[@Wilburgur]

12:25

[@zackatractivo1546]

here's a reply

[@PneumaticFrog]

yo wilburgur, upload more videos and ill donate to your onlyfans

[@MR-pr5td]

I miss autism cat and bone boy

[@lambda653]

@Mercury I too have aids

[@kevingillis6077]

Miss you bb

[@lemz3919]

I love how drunk max was thru the video kept slurring and didn’t know how to explain making it better

[@FylMarite]

this is like if Max was on the receiving end of the “Making a Perfect Human” video Max made with Jeff. Max is sooooooooo drunk and just fucking everything up

[@oddlem]

YOU'RE SO RIGHT LMAO

[@bvgthor6356]

I’m glad Elmo’s sacrifice led to this😔💯

[@DROMVS]

Always a joy to see Chad being the sober one babysitting.

[@Uniphy]

i can really respect prezoh going through the effort of adding a whole-ass twitch chat in the speedrunning bit

[@vincentperez2236]

Seing max throw up doesn't affect me anymore

[@scoott8605]

anymore?

[@ruinenlust_]

hair cake flashbacks...

[@rasbora7804]

I mean he's survivor of Cake Trilogy

[@hugonamenlos7218]

At this point the video doesnt feel complete if he doesnt

[@Smokeyxz]

Scoot. Anymore anymore anymore. I live in a constant state of fear and misery

[@xsanctom]

this is the most chilled out chaos i've ever seen.

[@Gooboo_]

Alternate title: Two drunk men spend an unreasonable amount of money on condoms and disassembled food.

[@Nadaters]

two drunk men spend an unreasonable amount of other people's patreon money on condoms and disassembled food*

[@Gooboo_]

@@Nadaters correct, but at least it's entertaining

[@CheeseOnMyPizza]

11:21 I love how chad didn't take the sauce shot

[@Equinox4242]

I feel like even as a fan I would still be scared to walk into the studio with Chad and Max you have no idea the chaos they're capable of

[@oobley8343]

I love that they still have the filthy frank type personality’s on camera so it’s just a acid trip every episode

[@turbosoggy6767]

Thats just how they are when drunk

[@TheBanana93]

They are keeping the good old days alive! Always get flash backs to hair cake and shit when i watch these ahah

[@kajahejcova5636]

“Max how much have you had to drink?” “Only a spoonfull”

[@Stevenasty]

The beauty of this show man. Max will tell one joke better then Chad will tell the next joke better and vice versa. It can’t fail.

[@bruhmoment260]

As an American, I am amazed by Chad’s “sauce” trick

[@cuntfromyoutube7027]

Their designed to be like that.

[@FrostedUndead]

Same. I am currently angry at the giant, impossible to open ketchup dipping packets we have 😭

[@satagaming9144]

@@FrostedUndead i mean, if you squeeze them, they will open...

[@daewoolan0s]

@@dedpxl you get them in the UK too

[@22freedom33]

The pizza guy who drew the Bugs Bunny art deserves a raise, hope he got a tip afterwards

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

Chad's confused and shocked "He just ran..." gets me everytime.

[@CheezeWuz]

Gotta love how max starts at a 2 and ends at 100.... It's wild to see Chad being the "responsible" one

[@kkodz4kkenn]

“put the money on a fishing pole” okay goblin max was that how you were dragged into cold ones

[@spooch3257]

Gex 2 on that TV in the background just make my whole day. It's tail time.

[@SynthGirl64]

"I didn't count" My mans just wanted to eat some eggs

[@Hoosierkid1327]

Didn’t even care about the money at the point 🤣

[@gwwah5381]

This is probably the drunkest I’ve ever seen Max. I can’t believe this video exists, and I’m so grateful

[@flumpdinkronk1551]

The 3 Greatest mysteries: Amelia Earhart's disappearance The zodiac killer Where the fuck the maxmoefoe Japanese vlogs are

[@jorgelin7479]

BIG ASS LAND CRABS TORE HER LIMB FROM LIMB

[@flumpdinkronk1551]

@@jorgelin7479 don't want to sound stupid but is that true

[@hoechansucks2323]

@@flumpdinkronk1551 yes. im the crad,.

[@CaptainCoolzCT-]

@@jorgelin7479 "SO HERE'S THIS GIANT ENEMY CRAB"

[@diegop.naranjo5586]

This isn’t even a podcast anymore wtf 😂

[@Jett1250]

Lmao I completely forgot this was a podcast channel 😂

[@muuuzaklistener]

i actually prefer these kinds of non podcast videos tbh LOL

[@thezimra9429]

it never was kiddo

[@KosherPorky]

Never has been

[@thezimra9429]

@@KosherPorky wow litearly repeated my comment one day after me... weak sauce kiddo

[@psivewri]

I can't believe Chad broke the Ubereats speed running record!

[@Nevernotpushing]

Ube reats

[@MegaMug]

Chef

[@TheRealAmek]

The first guys was so uncomfortable yet so chill it was amazing

[@hexadecimal805]

Literally the entire world is under lockdown. Meanwhile Aussies:

[@Jacob-xp8tw]

Soooo petscop 2

[@Roi985]

@@Jacob-xp8tw dafuq this isn't even pyro

[@ejjsdhgxjdhhdhsh2339]

No it's not

[@keeganwill2670]

they lucky cause they have virtually no cases

[@jimmygrey6848]

Yeah and the state Max and Chad live in is the covid "hotspot" of AU. The state I live in has literally only 2 active cases...

[@emiliomiguiniz9519]

I never really realize how much money KZbinrs make until I see a cold ones vid, the waste is totally worth it tho this vids are the pinnacle of comedy lol

[@turbosoggy6767]

I feel like all of this comes from patreon, because by no means they make this much money only with youtube

[@bobthebuilder1360]

@@turbosoggy6767 patreon and they get hella sponsors

[@l3vin256]

4:55 that felt nostalgic

[@skiwnaze1500]

That speedrunning bit was so good. Mad props to editor Prezoh

[@tylerunderground]

Max just straight up fucking puking lmaooo flashback to the milk vids

[@gamesux420]

no wonder everyone ran off when they were acting sus af, they werent like "Hey we got a online show we're filming, wanna help out?" its like "HEY WE'LL GIVE YOU MONEY IF YOU COME IN HERE"

[@parskyyyy]

Lost my wallet with this months rent today. You made me totally forget about that shitstorm for 15 minutes. Thanks boys.

[@orion10x10]

Remember: Cash isn't secure

[@Tarkov.]

This is the most chaotic shit you guys have ever done. And I watched human cake.

[@deadcakesandpanlifts2019]

Human cake still had a sort of structure to it, this is pure chaos. I feel like it mathematically captures chaos.

[@xtracah8916]

I swear every episode gets closer to being a fever dream. I love it

[@pettergoutziers2548]

I like the part with the comically large spoon, y’see this is funny cause the spoon is larger than a normal spoon, so he can actually eat a lot, and that’s pretty funny m8. Or at least i think so. Well yeah its pretty funny, i guess? Or not, maybe it’s not that funny. Well idfk anymore. My name heff

[@atleys6519]

@@Yigash he do the snap

[@ferdinandv.c.2722]

Lmaoooo xdddddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@The_Google_User]

He it was or is as it could have been before and will be again. Sludge me up, brother.

[@alex91062]

haha I thought they were talking about a normal spoon but then it turned out to a really big spon. Then they put in bucket and splashy lmfao xD

[@eashitadhillon1577]

Joji spoon joji spoon!!!!!

[@somethingtodowithcat]

max throwing up on himself with an empty stomach is peak relatability that i didnt even know i needed

[@Infinitecow]

I always come back to this vid because it's fire but Prezoh's editing is KING this video

[@amos3766]

I think this is the first time Max has made Chad uncomfortable, instead of it being the other way around.

[@5upr3macy69]

When he started singing “nugget and a biscuit” I got flash backs 🥺

[@Eckstinked]

I love how there’s no stopping max when he starts breaking something or making a mess

[@rainnxyz]

these people literally making uber eats caldrons.

[@mrfruitsaladlover7862]

“How much have you had to drink?” “Only a SPOONful

[@Slashycent]

This is legitimately the funniest KZbin video I've seen in _years_ , possibly ever. Just complete unhinged hilarity.

[@quackers4207]

btw the link at the end is just the "only a spoonful" king Bach vine lol

[@vrmlnightingales5644]

“We won’t kill you!” *Man comes in willingly*

[@Unknown-qr2jl]

Dont mind me, I'm just waiting for a new video.

[@jlbr498]

For me when max said "to the guy who drew on the pizza box" a pizza hut ad played

[@sadboylogan7291]

Can we just take a minute and appreciate the amazing editing that goes into all these videos

[@matthewbutler9093]

I've come back to this consistently for 3 years now, and the banjo music as max fucking destroys the set with milk has made me cry laugh every time.

[@TheClanMeGa]

2 australian youtubers reset the australian economy in one night. heres how they did it

[@AwesomeVee]

Imagine thinking your just making a simple delivery only for Australian Post Malone to open the door and start waving money around asking you to come in.

[@ninjaboy191]

I havent seen Max this wasted in a long time, fuck that was awesome.