Peak Guardian

[@IndependentManSpeaks]

This video was first uploaded on August 30th 2020 for IM Premium Subscribers Sources: Press Gazette article: www.pressgazette.co.uk/guardian-takes-legal-action-to-shut-down-parody-headline-generator/ Spiked article: www.spiked-online.com/2020/08/26/take-the-piss-out-of-the-guardian-at-your-peril/ Bristow LLP letter: pastebin.com/FxNgLNAJ Grauniad Tweet1: twitter.com/grauniadmeme/status/1297058165461262338?s=20 Grauniad tweet 2: twitter.com/grauniadmeme/status/1297088996372348929?s=20 Gaurdianmeme archived page: web.archive.org/web/20200818181225/guardianmeme.com/

[@buggs9950]

"Well I doubt you've ever been responsible for bringing any joy" Brilliant!

[@DeconvertedMan]

Funny

[@craigmunday3707]

"I've run out of things to blame men for and it's all men's fault" is my favourite

[@Lordbobomb]

Man, actually living a life where this rhetoric is normal for these people must be miserable.

[@minkorrh]

Can you imagine being so literally phukt in the head that you have to hire a lawyer because feels. It's a shame that the guy backed down but understandable.

[@bradcavanagh3092]

They are people who have never endured hardship.

[@TheRahsoft]

@@minkorrh they hired a lawyer because the hosting provider probably wouldn't take their claim seriously. Its easy to just write an email claiming DMCA to a hosting provider with evidence of your claim. You dont need lawyers for that. this was the gruand doing the equivalent of a shakedown..

[@someones5551]

Yeah I also legitimately have trouble differentiating between the satire and real articles lol, it's absurd.

[@DeconvertedMan]

The Poe is strong with all the feminist stuff.

[@drevil7684]

How can the lawyers tell the real Gaurdian ones from the fake ones? 🤣 pmsl

[@IndependentManSpeaks]

Good question

[@martynspooner5822]

The Guardian is great for wrapping up potato peels and the like. You can get them for free at the recycle place and they often prove useful.

[@minkorrh]

You know that any publication that publishes Jessica Valenti is fit only to serve as a backup in the case of another toilet paper blitz.

[@Tehom1]

"We're all out of the good stuff, gotta use the Valenti..."

[@alaricgoldkuhl155]

Untrue! Also good for lining bird cages.

[@shooterdownunder]

This is the first time I've heard of this because I don't use Twitter all that much but this had me laughing so hard

[@NervousNoodles]

I have to admit that it’s pretty genius. Call them fragile snowflakes who can’t take a joke and they prove you right.

[@11scarymonster]

Barely more than a minute into this video and it is already the most entertaining vid I've watched in weeks. (And I watch dozens every day). "Meteor hits earth. Women most affected"! "I doubt you've ever been responsible for bringing any joy". Dude! You are cracking me up :)

[@comemyfanaticscom]

Why are women still responsible for holiday joy? I'm sure Aristotle pondered on that one and left Marcus Aurelius stumped.

[@DeconvertedMan]

Okay time to make 1000s of webpages like this.

[@mazzdacon2134]

They don't like being made the joke, which is the only way to combat this nonsense.

[@TheRahsoft]

"Roads designed by men are killing women" and yet we all know the feminist city council in sweden that decided to change the snow clearing policy because .. women( or rather feminists). The whole city grounded to a halt, injuries went up, business revenue was lost( and that meant a loss to the city tax revenues) etc the policy was quickly reversed.

[@mintoxace5571]

Great to have you back mate. Your content is the best.

[@dalemore9645]

I could see Owen Jones lying in the foetal position crying his eyes out over this. Hahaha

[@rev68]

And that's a regressive feminist mentality for you. She's not getting catcalled as much as she used to. It's because she's changed society...not because she got old and undesirable.

[@TheRahsoft]

that story was on the back of a " i was catcalled so much in new york", a 10 minutes video made from 10 hours of footage lol

[@seethebutter]

On the bright side that female journalist will save a lot of cats in her lifetime lmao 🤣

[@scottallison2296]

That's all the guardian is useful for - being mocked

[@Gem90L]

Have you ever seen a man try and wrap a present.... it’s even worse than when I do it!

[@mickh8538]

These women must have bathroom cabinets full of every brand of anti-depressants , what an empty abyss their souls are lost in. .The man they need is Jesus as do we all.

[@MrPapageorgio]

I read The Guardian just so I know what the other side is spewing, challenge my sanity and practice critical thinking.

[@threethrushes]

Graun is the biggest troll in the world. I, for one, am glad it exists. The gift that keeps on giving.

[@tommykukulka7811]

Hate to bash on women but western culture started to decline the moment women got equal rights

[@heterosexualcaucasianmale3115]

If memes become illegal, that won’t be scary.

[@nunyabiznes80085]

I've missed you!

[@e.t.9868]

Don't worry Independent Man I will. Oh yes I will.

[@stcredzero]

Just replace the faces with the NPC face, and put the site back up!

[@harveybirdman74]

"Divide & Conquer"

[@GetAngryy]

FYI Appears that @grauniadmeme has joined @realdonaldtrump by being suspended by Twitter. A badge of honour perhaps....?

[@kenbellchambers4577]

Our bodies are subject to far too much estrogen, and it doesn't take very much to cause big problems. The three primary side effects of the estrogen pill are anger, anxiety and loss of libido, and hormonal imbalances are very likely to effect offspring also.

[@susanvanduyn2847]

I'm happy to do a search; any links you suggest?

[@kenbellchambers4577]

@@susanvanduyn2847 All of the statements I made above are 'subject headings' which can be investigated.. Check on side effects of the pill. Check on sexual disorders of alligators in the Everglades due to high estrogen levels in the water there. Look at the strange sexual identity issues that are on the rise, Look at how high the divorce rate is. I could mention many more clues, but they are abundant. I don't keep any records of the information I come across, I just keep adding up probabilities. Blessings to you Susan, for your interest. This is a subject that needs much more research.

[@susanvanduyn2847]

@@kenbellchambers4577 thank you

[@alaricgoldkuhl155]

@@kenbellchambers4577 Increase in environmental estrogens causing woke rage? Dude! That is a very interesting hypothesis, and one likely to never get funding for research. I'm not sure how it could ever be verified, but it certainly has merit. There is also a heap of evidence it is causing precocious puberty in females, particularly in the US. It has been a long time since I researched this (roughly 16 years), but I went deep when my daughter hit puberty at the age of 3. Endocrinologist was able to halt it with medication until she was 10 and we were fortunate to catch it early. Most people have no idea about this though.

[@kenbellchambers4577]

@@alaricgoldkuhl155 I will go a step further Alaric, in view of the destruction of the family unit, and that is the deliberate use of estrogen as a weapon.. The family is the building block of a nation.

[@Totorochilbe12]

Oh I have had fun with the men generator thumbs up Scott

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

4:32 That bottom one really could be one of her article's headlines.

[@youtubeyoutube936]

If you want more absurdity have a look at the Independent

[@chrisf1600]

the UK's second worst newspaper. Isn't it owned by an ex-KGB agent ?

[@youtubeyoutube936]

Possibly. I regard its mission as seeking to create as much division in the west as possible and in this mission it has a lot of acolytes

[@taroubb1940]

The truth hurts the most. ;p

[@paulmoger8961]

Hilarious. But scary too, if you consider the genuine influence these nutcases may actually be having on weaker personalities. They are definitely not in favour of free speech. I've had polite comments / criticisms deleted from their BTL sections several times. Last but not least, I find the dudes that write opinion pieces for them particularly suspicious, not the sports articles, but all the rest.

[@chrisf1600]

Same here, their discussion boards are a joke. The left loves to go on about "gaslighting" but the Graun seems to delight in doing the very same thing to their readers. By suppressing any fact that doesn't fit the narrative and then loudly amplifying only one side of the argument, I genuinely believe they have some responsibility for the growing divisions in our society. It's really quite dangerous. And imagine being a straight white male at the Graun ? It'd be like collaborating with the nazis in WWII.

[@fitzroy_spark3879]

I always felt the Guardian was akin to Buzzfeed and catering to people who wanted to appear serious.

[@AlMondO93]

Everybody already knows the Guardian is a joke.

[@The_Maze_Is_Not_Meant_For_You]

Lord knows I hope the world never sees another incident like the massacre at Charlie Hebdo. But if it ever DOES happen, we can only pray that they hit The Guardian home office....

[@travisschwarzkopf5577]

Fan-fkn-tastic

[@Drosophilax]

0:57 Well, a dark, moist cave is not really that comfortable.

[@ChristopherNFP]

Where are the archives?

[@deandre1988]

Hahaha, this is hilarious :)

[@AndrewAce.]

0:52 - This woman seriously needs to get laid...

[@vincei4252]

Funny, what's the defining characteristic of all these bed wetter's? Trick question, Owen Jones doesn't count, he's on a whole other level of idiocy.

[@chrisf1600]

One of these days he's going to get booted out and cancelled. White male ? His days are numbered, even if he tries to play the 'gay' card. Once he steps out of line, they'll jump on him like a pack of wolves (see also Melanie Phillips and Suzanne Moore)

[@mctow8554]

Its a shit test

[@BradleyWykes]

Abi Wilkinson is correct though. The tears of joy emoji needs to be banned. Too many people use it to mock other people. It actually is pretty insulting. The other writers - weirdos.

[@vincei4252]

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@alchfan]

And then what Bradley? The eye roll emoji, face palm emoji, laughing emoji, sad face? They could all be used to mock, or be perceived as mockery. I hardly use emoji's, reckon they're pretty lame actually. But I say ban none and let those that are offended grow a pair. So sick of the banning.

[@jesusistheonlygodamen3406]

Hahaha

[@chrisf1600]

😂

[@lexied]

You deserve it for not doing anything about the Rothschild from Napoleon, the Balfour Agreement & the WWII lies.

[@Chegmeister89]

First