Robert Mueller's Dream Team Is Giving Trump Nightmares

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

7 жыл бұрын

Special counsel Robert Mueller is assembling an 'all-star legal team' to investigate the President for obstruction of justice.
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@user-fk6cb9en8v
@user-fk6cb9en8v 7 жыл бұрын
"The Covfengers vs. The Obstruction Of Justice League" I'd pay to see that movie.
@robertgaudet7407
@robertgaudet7407 7 жыл бұрын
We are paying to see that movie, in real life, on the network news. It's way long.
@soumitrasaxena1993
@soumitrasaxena1993 7 жыл бұрын
Haha. Love how he still takes the time out to insert a CSI joke. Very neatly done.
@TinklestheGoat
@TinklestheGoat 5 жыл бұрын
This didn't age well. RIP Democrats.
@EisernerBaer
@EisernerBaer 5 жыл бұрын
Well, this didn't age well.
@MalcH
@MalcH 7 жыл бұрын
You have a massive platform Stephen, endorse single payer health care so people like me don't die from lack of access to health care.
@MalcH
@MalcH 7 жыл бұрын
GucciArzola citizens can still put pressure on their elected representatives and huge figures in popular culture could endorse single payer and it will make a difference. By the time any elections roll around I'll likely be dead. I'm not the only one. There is no time to waste!
@aForkfulOfGold
@aForkfulOfGold 7 жыл бұрын
You will "likely be dead"? That sounds so dire... :( What's your affliction?
@papaal7014
@papaal7014 7 жыл бұрын
You will be re-icarnated, don't worry.
@MalcH
@MalcH 7 жыл бұрын
Thaye - organ failure, lymphatic malfunction and now neurological problems. Get out and vote ;)
@Mav10
@Mav10 7 жыл бұрын
I feel like asking someone who's about to die on what they are dying from is rude as fuck.
@JCTiggs1
@JCTiggs1 7 жыл бұрын
Trump commented.. "The only thing being obstructed is me grabbing Melania. She's locked herself in the guest room again. Sad."
@mayonggak5779
@mayonggak5779 7 жыл бұрын
So did Ivanka, can you believe them
@jeckjeck3119
@jeckjeck3119 7 жыл бұрын
Ah, The women, Am I right guys?
@AisuruMirai
@AisuruMirai 7 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows that you get impeached by lying about a blow job. No worries about Melania, obviously, and if Ivanka's staying away, I think we can say you're in the clear. My condolences for lack of blow job, though.
@RFT4711
@RFT4711 7 жыл бұрын
AisuruMirai you totally forgot about Putin there. it doesn't say about giving or receiving ;)
@AisuruMirai
@AisuruMirai 7 жыл бұрын
Rasmus Finn - That's a good point.
@rexmundi2237
@rexmundi2237 7 жыл бұрын
The final moment in this monologue is sheer comedy genius.
@guyinthechat9533
@guyinthechat9533 7 жыл бұрын
Where there's smoke, there's fire.
@hououinkyouma3864
@hououinkyouma3864 5 жыл бұрын
WOMP O M P
@JuanGonzalez-pd2ib
@JuanGonzalez-pd2ib 7 жыл бұрын
love the sound of those jazz standards in the background
@ChaosZero.
@ChaosZero. 7 жыл бұрын
#MakeImpeachmentGreatAgain
@EnikAltrusion
@EnikAltrusion 7 жыл бұрын
do you even know what impeachment is
@NewNormalWorldOrder
@NewNormalWorldOrder 7 жыл бұрын
Hot Diggity Dog Is that a serious fucking question? Virtually NONE of the retards calling for impeachment even know what it is... let alone morons who get their "news" from "Colbert" Lmao Nancy Pelosi is calling for impeachment... and she still thinks George Bush is in office! Look it up! I swear, she has referred to Trump as "Bush" TWICE so far this year during press conferences... These are the type of INSANE, DELUSIONAL people who want Trump gone... when they don't even know he's president.
@ChaosZero.
@ChaosZero. 7 жыл бұрын
Why are you guys so triggered? Did you vote for Trump or something? Old internet wisdom: "It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard."
@rougevariable8873
@rougevariable8873 7 жыл бұрын
ChaosZero ノブ Another old peice of Internet wisdom: if you comment on politics, expect retards. Sorry you have to deal with them though.
@hououinkyouma3864
@hououinkyouma3864 5 жыл бұрын
#JustMadeDemotcratsHilariousAgain
@mandala314
@mandala314 7 жыл бұрын
It's not hard to hunt a witch when the witch is firing off lightning from their wand and going "Wheeeeeeeeee!!" all the time.
@munisajquality1444
@munisajquality1444 7 жыл бұрын
Jigøku Shøjø except
@sashajoliecoeurasmr8532
@sashajoliecoeurasmr8532 7 жыл бұрын
Ai, please send him to hell.
@jesse5779
@jesse5779 7 жыл бұрын
Possibly the best comment ive seen all month! Bravo!
@EJJTheMiner
@EJJTheMiner 7 жыл бұрын
By wand he means phone and by lightning he means tweets.
@ramoncastillo6200
@ramoncastillo6200 7 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@almostthere2884
@almostthere2884 6 жыл бұрын
Stephen, you rock! Obstruction of Justice League? That's great!
@akhilpremk
@akhilpremk 7 жыл бұрын
The CSI meme played out by Stephen Colbert. I can die in peace now.
@nielskramer214
@nielskramer214 7 жыл бұрын
I left perfect. I'm ready now ...
@akhilpremk
@akhilpremk 7 жыл бұрын
That looks like a job for Tuck Buckford.
@Twitchy_McExorcism
@Twitchy_McExorcism 7 жыл бұрын
@Akhil Prem He did a _CSI_ (Crime Scene Investigation) reference because Trump is under investigation, holy shit, I just got that.
@mxewris2355
@mxewris2355 7 жыл бұрын
What if Cofeve actually will be the title of the movie...I mean it's a great title
@javiervalenzuela8284
@javiervalenzuela8284 7 жыл бұрын
Patrick i would watch covfefe the movie
@geforce1231
@geforce1231 7 жыл бұрын
Don't forget "great' and 'Huge",,, top the list of ruined words.
@TheEnigma271
@TheEnigma271 7 жыл бұрын
Fantastic
@dariennespenceley4198
@dariennespenceley4198 7 жыл бұрын
GeFroce and wall. And big. And terrific. And White House. And president. And USA. And Americans. And (someone continue the list for me)
@kylenavyguy
@kylenavyguy 7 жыл бұрын
"Yuuuuuuuge". 😅
@mindovermindfuck
@mindovermindfuck 7 жыл бұрын
I took a class on English phonetics, and my teacher would bring up Trump's pronunciation almost every class just to make fun of him, it was terrific.
@jt5452ohio
@jt5452ohio 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha!
@Moni-yn3kq
@Moni-yn3kq 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen! You're on fire tonight!!! 😂😂😂
@Fate263
@Fate263 5 жыл бұрын
He is good, damn good... But woth this administration, the material writes itself.
@LaughingManRa
@LaughingManRa 7 жыл бұрын
Y'all ready for this?!?
@admin2666
@admin2666 7 жыл бұрын
I am not even American and I swear to God nothing is more entertaining than this shit storm going on in the USA. Not even cricket or football. This is my daily entertainment. Literally, every day is new drama. I have even stopped watching House of Cards. Lol, who would watch that shit when you have the real deal here!
@Swimmie
@Swimmie 7 жыл бұрын
Abraham Lincoln as a American, this is the best tv drama to date, it's even better than house of cards
@megood1582
@megood1582 7 жыл бұрын
they should make new series called "house of tards"
@Swimmie
@Swimmie 7 жыл бұрын
megood why not call it "house of Cheetos"
@michellemagallon5172
@michellemagallon5172 7 жыл бұрын
Abraham Lincoln SAME.
@ryannguyen916
@ryannguyen916 7 жыл бұрын
House of Cards feels like a censored baby version of what's happening lol.
@jdlives8992
@jdlives8992 5 жыл бұрын
Years later. WRONG.
@tanaka1477
@tanaka1477 5 жыл бұрын
there aren't enough french fries in the world for this salt
@mistamemewide
@mistamemewide 7 жыл бұрын
"I guess that threat of Firing." *Puts on Shades* "Backfired." *CSI Theme* Okay my love to Stephen Colbert went 10 to 100000000000000.
@OtisisCookie
@OtisisCookie 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen Reed same.
@stonelark
@stonelark 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert continues to give me hope and laughter through this ridiculous joke of a presidency.
@futureboy7372
@futureboy7372 7 жыл бұрын
John Baker Obama was the worst potus ever
@Gizzamano
@Gizzamano 7 жыл бұрын
Hey John Boy, Or should I say Donald Rump. I know it's you since your comment is just a misplaced hate rant. No alternative facts to share with us simple folk about our liar in chief?
@stealthavix-psn5161
@stealthavix-psn5161 7 жыл бұрын
by now you would be dead if it wasn't for Trump, hillary is a human devil and would kill us in the first month of presidency
@dpd604
@dpd604 7 жыл бұрын
nope Tiny Hands Ketchup Steak is because its only been a couple months of this flaming trainwreck lol
@jakerojas933
@jakerojas933 7 жыл бұрын
John Baker its only a joke , if you focus on the meaningless/ stupidity of media . it's good if you value what really matters
@simplelogic9090
@simplelogic9090 5 жыл бұрын
Oh thank you so much /pol/ for sending me here lol This is sweeter then honey milk.
@SmeliqtPi4
@SmeliqtPi4 5 жыл бұрын
Boi...this sure aged quickly! NO COLLUSION! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
@stefankrautz9048
@stefankrautz9048 4 жыл бұрын
wrong ! he is not free, besides now on 06.10.19 the impeachment train is rolling.
@DBZFan2
@DBZFan2 3 жыл бұрын
@@stefankrautz9048 typical freeloading bernie supporter 😂
@zen-wu5zl
@zen-wu5zl 7 жыл бұрын
shoutout to Washington Post for the fine work they are doing.
@cogirl4
@cogirl4 7 жыл бұрын
I always appreciate a good Rocky and Bullwinkle reference!
@SanbaiSan
@SanbaiSan 7 жыл бұрын
And I love that avatar!
@michellemagallon5172
@michellemagallon5172 7 жыл бұрын
These just keep getting better and better. Thank you Stephen for making my days.
@ifonist
@ifonist 7 жыл бұрын
And what is ''better''??? The BS with no proofs from Colbert's smelling mouth? Does it make you sleep better?
@lizardog
@lizardog 6 жыл бұрын
@Michelle Magallon I know exactly what you mean. Hearing Mr. Colbert wittly skewer the unfit man in the Oval Office makes me smile so big. Can't wait until the Trump Home Shopping Network is out of the White House.
@johnfradono1012
@johnfradono1012 6 жыл бұрын
ifonist and yet look at all the evidence that it's brought up now...the investigation keeps bringing up new information that makes Trump look like even more of a traitorous Banana Republic dictator
@robbobbrah8953
@robbobbrah8953 5 жыл бұрын
And even better now that everything he said was full of shit. Lol, have things gotten any better for you? Lmao.
@haikat4
@haikat4 5 жыл бұрын
How are you feeling now, dumbfuck Michelle?
@trimeldaconcepcionmcdaniel5902
@trimeldaconcepcionmcdaniel5902 7 жыл бұрын
I was there for Watergate while I was in Journalism school in college and I remember thinking "Well, at least we won't have to go through this crap again. The future Presidents will know better and act better." Guess not.
@virgenfj
@virgenfj 7 жыл бұрын
"Boris and Natasha." 😂😂😂😂😂
@alexisgrunden1556
@alexisgrunden1556 7 жыл бұрын
Flashbacks of childhood, right there~ XD
@meanguyy2
@meanguyy2 7 жыл бұрын
Man the Trump administration is going to make a great Netflix show.
@shaun906
@shaun906 7 жыл бұрын
Bigg Will 96 in the uk we have a show called 'the thick of it' by the bbc, bit like 'the office' as in its a fake fly on the wall documentary, but about uk politics.
@Shutchohole
@Shutchohole 7 жыл бұрын
Bigg Will 96 ... "House of Tards"?
@chriscam4165
@chriscam4165 7 жыл бұрын
shaun That's a great show, Peter Capaldi is amazing in it.
@voxdraconia4035
@voxdraconia4035 7 жыл бұрын
With Kevin Spacey as Trump? Oh wait ....^^
@domoncar6782
@domoncar6782 7 жыл бұрын
AquaticBoardwalkEngineer Not you, but 150 - 200 years from now when other electorates are about to commit sepukku as well.
@TripleR3D
@TripleR3D 7 жыл бұрын
Poor poor Trumpets! Just accept that you were wrong and everything will get better for you.
@verapamil07
@verapamil07 5 жыл бұрын
So what happened in the end. ANYONE? Stephen?
@sonounabruttapersona7792
@sonounabruttapersona7792 4 жыл бұрын
Not ended, yet.
@TheHDStation
@TheHDStation 7 жыл бұрын
If convicted, Trump will just pardon himself.
@jareddraper5241
@jareddraper5241 7 жыл бұрын
you are aware the President can only pardon people who are convicted of crimes. Congress doesn't convict; they only can remove him from office. afterwards is the trial and he wouldn't be the President anymore.
@xomifred
@xomifred 7 жыл бұрын
An 8 minutes clip was uploaded 3 minutes ago. 51 likes already. We see Stephen, we like.
@RFT4711
@RFT4711 7 жыл бұрын
Muthomi Wilfred but that's exactly how trump became president
@xomifred
@xomifred 7 жыл бұрын
Rasmus Finn Can Americans vote Stephen in that case? Please.
@pablov9934
@pablov9934 7 жыл бұрын
Muthomi Wilfred Just like sheep, meeh meeeeh!
@guldukat6749
@guldukat6749 5 жыл бұрын
Look at this dude. Wait until you see the... oh nonononono NBA AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHWAHAHAHA OOHH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
@MA-vx2yu
@MA-vx2yu 5 жыл бұрын
I HURT MYSELF TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 7 жыл бұрын
trump really has an extraordinary knack at achieving the exact opposite of what he wants.. - so admirable :)
@youtubian2500
@youtubian2500 7 жыл бұрын
You don't understand - he's playing 11d chess right now. He's so far ahead it only looks like he's an idiot ready to be impeached, when in reality he's plotting world domination with Putin
@maxsalmon4980
@maxsalmon4980 7 жыл бұрын
Indeed. It'll be at his impeachment proceeding, when he takes the stand. All his enemies will finally be in once place at the same time. That's when he'll release the nanites.
@alexaconrad4244
@alexaconrad4244 7 жыл бұрын
Erratic & Static there's no way Trump is that smart. He said "rush-er"!
@patlyons2160
@patlyons2160 7 жыл бұрын
only people on the left think he will get impeached your side is blinded...you are losing the war of ideas no one wants your failed policies and perverse beliefs
@alexaconrad4244
@alexaconrad4244 7 жыл бұрын
pat lyons god, you people are just sick and twisted. Trump doesn't care about you. Your party is a circus. The majority of Americans don't agree with you. You have an opinion, that's it. Sad!
@okrajoe
@okrajoe 7 жыл бұрын
Backfired!
@jr-wv4qw
@jr-wv4qw 5 жыл бұрын
didn't age well
@ChrisBrengel
@ChrisBrengel 7 жыл бұрын
When asked how the White House was going to handle this, one senior official replied, "Keep him away from Twitter, dear God, keep him away from Twitter"! Colbert is definitely the best host The Tonight Show has ever had!
@99fireandice
@99fireandice 7 жыл бұрын
I hope it gives trump nightmares. He can join the rest of America in not sleeping since he took office
@denisem6221
@denisem6221 7 жыл бұрын
99fireandice Don't say the rest of America because more than half of America is actually really happy that he took office, we sleep well and laugh at your tears and rants.
@99fireandice
@99fireandice 7 жыл бұрын
Denise M He's taking your insurance away as well as the insurance of your family, friends, and people that exist outside your circle of people. He is distancing the country from allies we've had for over a hundred years and in some cases two hundred. He's being investigated for obstruction of justice which is a crime that affects YOUR rights. He's also using that insurance slash to make the richest people happy, which means you pay more in taxes so the richer people pay less. Even if you don't care about anyone outside of your bubble, his policies are going to hurt you. I can't wait to see you justify his actions before you realize just how many people you care for are going to suffer from the man you chose.
@dassnow7481
@dassnow7481 7 жыл бұрын
I slept every day peaceful. You just tried to make absolute statements like it has power. Your wrong. and Why wish another Human Nightmares?
@99fireandice
@99fireandice 7 жыл бұрын
Das Snow He and his fellow republicans wants to take the healthcare you and I have and replace it with a bill that no one has seen or debated or has been checked for things like how much it will cost. A bill mind you, that has 17% of the US people's approval. He and his friends have the house and the senate and the presidency and yet not only has nothing passed, but he's also already being investigated for crimes against America. Because he's distancing the U.S. from the allies we had in WORLD WARS. His agenda puts the safety of those I love and my own life at risk for these reasons and I am listing only a few. Even if you hate me for what I stand for, his policies will hurt you too, and I don't want him too. If he's going to stand by and let things like this 23 million life costing bill slip by him, he can suffer some sleepless nights while thousands die every year from his actions
@emosewasikcin
@emosewasikcin 7 жыл бұрын
Violets are red, Roses are green, I don't like Trump, I'd rather Charlie Sheen.
@emosewasikcin
@emosewasikcin 7 жыл бұрын
My tissues are white,I used to take drum lessons,"Too racist" to be a judge,Attorney General Jeff Sessions.
@blkcatzette
@blkcatzette 6 жыл бұрын
Steven keep us laughing, so that we don't cry from the madness that's going on in America today ...
@Cbricklyne
@Cbricklyne 7 жыл бұрын
That CSI Miami meme will never EVER get old. Thank you Horatio!!!!
@op2265
@op2265 7 жыл бұрын
Why does covfefe sound like some kind of french pastry
@megood1582
@megood1582 7 жыл бұрын
i though it sounds like african thing
@spectralight8412
@spectralight8412 7 жыл бұрын
It sounded like someone messing up the word "coffee" in Spanish to me.
@carlkarl2970
@carlkarl2970 7 жыл бұрын
It's liberal tears
@lozman67
@lozman67 7 жыл бұрын
It's the sound Trump makes when he's jerking off over pictures of Ivanka.
@ncwdane
@ncwdane 7 жыл бұрын
Covfefe literally means "in the end, we win"
@danielkuria
@danielkuria 7 жыл бұрын
i feel like nothing has the potential to impress me anymore. News: Trump is now being investigated personally Me: okay
@memoryhero
@memoryhero 7 жыл бұрын
Sam Harris made the point the other week - if Trump only did a tenth of his shit, it would seem ten times worse. We would finally have time to process its cravenness. But he has overloaded all our outrage meters with tsunamis of incompetence.
@user-fy5xc3mv9y
@user-fy5xc3mv9y 7 жыл бұрын
Perhaps it's cause you're been fed garbage by your enslavers and you are finally waking up.
@ghostparker1987
@ghostparker1987 7 жыл бұрын
坏老外 lol could u possible crawl​ even farther up ur own ass?
@frensplace5576
@frensplace5576 7 жыл бұрын
Robert Parker That's not even an argumentative response. Give an actual clever remark
@FukU2222
@FukU2222 5 жыл бұрын
Come back now - has it impressed you yet these retards can peddle such nonsense and literally indoctrinate people with zero consequences?
@FL_Cottonmouth
@FL_Cottonmouth 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I wonder what it's like inside the head of a RussiaGate truther and then I remember that they're NPCs.
@TheFarmanimalfriend
@TheFarmanimalfriend 6 жыл бұрын
I was going to name my rat. "Cofefe', but "Trump," seems more accurate.
@toxygen6807
@toxygen6807 7 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHYEAAAAAA
@AxelWerner
@AxelWerner 7 жыл бұрын
LOCK HIM UP!...LOCK HIM UP!...
@adreusdalinoc8402
@adreusdalinoc8402 7 жыл бұрын
Axel Werner *Hillary
@hououinkyouma3864
@hououinkyouma3864 5 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA no.
@Kenny-Blankenship
@Kenny-Blankenship 5 жыл бұрын
About that......
@FukU2222
@FukU2222 5 жыл бұрын
Breh where is Vic these days???
@TheCrimsonSky7
@TheCrimsonSky7 5 жыл бұрын
lol gg gaybert
@johnrobinson4445
@johnrobinson4445 7 жыл бұрын
"Lock her up!" Wait...make that 'him'. hahahahahahaha!
@seanscanlon9067
@seanscanlon9067 6 жыл бұрын
It turns out Trump's hearing is going with age and that explains the Stormy Daniels affair. He thought they were saying.... "Knock her up!"
@glennv3176
@glennv3176 6 жыл бұрын
haha best joke ever 10/10 best ever joke 235 likes
@dailysentinal354
@dailysentinal354 7 жыл бұрын
at least trumps honest "mr president did you ask comey to drop the investigation into Flynn" "No but when I did I didn't do anything wrong "
@graciep.6984
@graciep.6984 7 жыл бұрын
His statements are the verbal equivalent of "Where's Waldo/Wally" (depending on which side of the pond you're from). There's some truth in there somewhere, but you have to really look for it.
@Cdiwins1
@Cdiwins1 5 жыл бұрын
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!
@letendre1981
@letendre1981 5 жыл бұрын
That's a yikes!
@MagusMirificus
@MagusMirificus 7 жыл бұрын
I'm back, baby! Monologue order: 1/2: "Robert Mueller's Dream Team Is Giving Trump Nightmares" 2/2: "Fox News Is Ditching Their Slogan 'Fair And Balanced"
@zora99ny
@zora99ny 7 жыл бұрын
But the catch is one still has to guess which video to click on and then read the comments to find the information you've provided. But I appreciate what you're doing 👍🏾
@3_up_moon
@3_up_moon 7 жыл бұрын
NYCzora it took a while to scroll and find it on this video. Like and reply to get it to the top? Or is it too late for that? I don't know how yewtube works
@antonisydabski9991
@antonisydabski9991 7 жыл бұрын
thnx
@robt400
@robt400 7 жыл бұрын
MagusMirificus thank you for your service
@KingAzi-tw8nq
@KingAzi-tw8nq 7 жыл бұрын
MVP
@ozhozh
@ozhozh 7 жыл бұрын
Is there something fishy going on between Trump and Russia?
@katushawatkins1922
@katushawatkins1922 7 жыл бұрын
Magnificent man, Colbert.
@sidgallup
@sidgallup 5 жыл бұрын
Im getting "PLEASE TRUMP RUN FOR PRESIDENT I WILL DONATE TO YOUR CAMPAIGN AND MAKE FUN OF YOU WHEN YOU LOSE" flashbacks... when will they learn?
@FukU2222
@FukU2222 5 жыл бұрын
Well, yeah ofc... But that was John Oliver, not that there is much difference. I get these chumps all mixed up too...
@bbrice78
@bbrice78 7 жыл бұрын
this whole presidency I alternate between laughing and crying I need it to be over #impeachment2k17
@kimopuppy
@kimopuppy 7 жыл бұрын
Bad Boy, Bad Boy, What ya gonna do when they come for you! :D
@notdryad
@notdryad 5 жыл бұрын
OH NO NO NO NO NO
@InuitInua
@InuitInua 5 жыл бұрын
How embarrassing.
@genegrant4332
@genegrant4332 5 жыл бұрын
That opening monologue didn't age well.
@fsadgfsgfdsghg8984
@fsadgfsgfdsghg8984 5 жыл бұрын
RUNHAL BLUMPF IS FINISHED
@johokeen1
@johokeen1 7 жыл бұрын
I've never watched Stephen Colbert before the advent of The Trump Presidency Circus, now I routinely seek his show out for a hit of laughter therapy in this crazy maddening world.
@TwilightIsLIfe4493
@TwilightIsLIfe4493 7 жыл бұрын
"The greatest witch hunt in political history..." *cough cough* Red Scare *cough cough*
@papaofthejohns5882
@papaofthejohns5882 7 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought XD Because the second Red Scare and McCarthyism wasn't worse than this.... Nice.
@floorjanssen1912
@floorjanssen1912 6 жыл бұрын
TwilightIsLIfe4493 Nah I still remember Salem, mr Trump. THAT was the greatest witch hunt.
@sealogic4552
@sealogic4552 6 жыл бұрын
Actually, the sub-witch hunts within the Red Scare witch hunts (I.E. the Lavender Scare) were worse than Trump's issues.
@AnonYmous-be9vw
@AnonYmous-be9vw 6 жыл бұрын
investigating Trump is nothing like the red scare. the red scare was a witch hunt against political ideas, Trump broke the law.
@mosaic.emom1234
@mosaic.emom1234 6 жыл бұрын
Anon Ymous which law?
@harrisonshone7769
@harrisonshone7769 7 жыл бұрын
I wish Muller waited at least a day to announce it. The baseball attack political ceasefire should have lasted at least a day.
@hamzasyed
@hamzasyed 7 жыл бұрын
I love how Trumpkins are now wanting Mueller fired even though Trump liked him enough to interview him for the FBI Director position just last month.
@elaineeklund6290
@elaineeklund6290 7 жыл бұрын
Nathan Contorelli
@Stevesmith-yw7cr
@Stevesmith-yw7cr 7 жыл бұрын
You got that information from the ENEMEDIA......you know that the congress under demonic rat control with rino repulbican support and signed into law by President Obama made it legal for the ENEMEDIA to propagandize the American people....right? Look up "National Defense Act of 2013" and see that is true. See that here......www.businessinsider.com/ndaa-legalizes-propaganda-2012-5 That story that Mueller was on the list was fake news..........Mueller was never on any list...........he is a known Corrupt Comey friend and tied into the Clintons.
@thenewyorkpauls
@thenewyorkpauls 7 жыл бұрын
Steve smith Trump is also closely tied to the Clintons, and was a big Hillary 4 Prez supporter like 9 years ago.
@0MasterOfFates0
@0MasterOfFates0 7 жыл бұрын
Nathan Contorelli what would you do if it is true. And please don't respond with "It's not so bleh blah bluh"... I actually want to know if your whole world will come crashing down or not.
@ealasaid76
@ealasaid76 7 жыл бұрын
LOL Love the CSI: Miami gag. A revival of an old Letterman/Carrey joke. Loved it!
@gerardomendoza1762
@gerardomendoza1762 5 жыл бұрын
Well, that was embarrassing.
@williamwright9562
@williamwright9562 7 жыл бұрын
Impeach the giant peach
@diamondsmasher
@diamondsmasher 7 жыл бұрын
3.bp.blogspot.com/-ynKYgXCWexQ/UaNWOkm6n7I/AAAAAAAAEmM/fpopHR7YDC8/s1600/Bloom+County.jpg
@johokeen1
@johokeen1 7 жыл бұрын
William Wright ++ I love peaches, have them all through summer, but this Trump is a giant Rotten Peach and I won't touch him with a barge pole!
@lawrencenguyen6559
@lawrencenguyen6559 7 жыл бұрын
William Wright i
@ImTheKingOfHyrule
@ImTheKingOfHyrule 5 жыл бұрын
2 scoops 2 genders 2 terms
@bloozism
@bloozism 5 жыл бұрын
@@ImTheKingOfHyrule 4 scoops whatever it takes
@smokethatmeth
@smokethatmeth 5 жыл бұрын
So much funnier in 2019
@Cinnabun
@Cinnabun 5 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOOOF
@kristentindle6258
@kristentindle6258 6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant! As always well done!
@FukU2222
@FukU2222 5 жыл бұрын
"brilliant!" t. an ACKSHEWAL NPC
@m.b.330
@m.b.330 7 жыл бұрын
Only Trevor Noah can pull off the name Covfefe. 😂
@socrappyicoulddie
@socrappyicoulddie 7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I was just thinking that, thought he was going to mention him
@kristofferolsen8973
@kristofferolsen8973 7 жыл бұрын
Swim!
@m.b.330
@m.b.330 7 жыл бұрын
Kristoffer Olsen "Suweeem!"
@SahilP2648
@SahilP2648 7 жыл бұрын
He must SWWIIIIIIIIIIIMM
@NewNormalWorldOrder
@NewNormalWorldOrder 7 жыл бұрын
national bae Only liberal retards who've been brainwashed their whole lives think Trevor Noah is remotely funny...
@MarcF.Nielssen
@MarcF.Nielssen 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen, the movie's title will be: THE RISE AND FALL OF PRESIDENT SNOWFLAKE-COVFEFE
@jeckjeck3119
@jeckjeck3119 7 жыл бұрын
Marc F. Nielssen Let's make it more star wars(ish)..........What about 'Orange Menace'. Executive producer Ronald Covfefe Bigly?
@AisuruMirai
@AisuruMirai 7 жыл бұрын
No, it's a spy thrilller called _From Russia with Leverage._ pbs.twimg.com/media/DCS-5fCUQAEAQS1.jpg
@srolyat
@srolyat 7 жыл бұрын
xBernie Trump Voter waaaaaaaa
@TheNeedmoneybad
@TheNeedmoneybad 7 жыл бұрын
Stop relying on talk show hosts for news and facts people. Seriously. These guys use Vox, CNN, and MSN as sources.....
@josejaimes4902
@josejaimes4902 7 жыл бұрын
TheNeedmoneybad nobody relies on talk hosts for news people know this is comedy it just happens that our president and the whole Republican Party is always the bate
@rainbowpandasays8851
@rainbowpandasays8851 7 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in the Whitehouse, Donald Trump is in a room, watching tv, screaming "Covfefe!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *picture it with his little hands sticking out into the air
@VictorRomero-lp1cj
@VictorRomero-lp1cj 4 жыл бұрын
This news gets better with age, just like my wine and cheese.
@ilikemitchhedberg
@ilikemitchhedberg 5 жыл бұрын
imagine getting your news from an actor on a comedy show, unironically, in 2019
@ImTheKingOfHyrule
@ImTheKingOfHyrule 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert is an "infotainer" which in olde english was called a "propagandist."
@hypermetalsonic
@hypermetalsonic 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert is unbearable now
@0Yazz
@0Yazz 7 жыл бұрын
That was the most amazing concluding sentence ever A++
@viqueen62169
@viqueen62169 6 жыл бұрын
Hillarious!!! Can't stop laughing. You are too funny👍
@henryalbrecht2930
@henryalbrecht2930 7 жыл бұрын
*_VOTE DEMOCRAT; TAKE BACK AMERICA!_*
@bubbalee9924
@bubbalee9924 7 жыл бұрын
By taking back America you mean hand it to hordes of low IQ 3rd world immigrants? Great idea!
@froknot
@froknot 7 жыл бұрын
Better than a burnt Cheeto in office 😊
@pretentiousred6159
@pretentiousred6159 7 жыл бұрын
Bubba Lee because giving it to low IQ inbreds who populate rural America has always worked so well. Bahaha
@cartooncritic4107
@cartooncritic4107 7 жыл бұрын
you don't have to vote democrat.
@barryirlandi4217
@barryirlandi4217 7 жыл бұрын
Henry Albrecht pizzagate is still a real thing!
@ferozaakther1757
@ferozaakther1757 7 жыл бұрын
who's waiting for IMPEACHMENT...I am .
@mayonggak5779
@mayonggak5779 7 жыл бұрын
See i told you guys, so much winning!
@fl00d69
@fl00d69 7 жыл бұрын
Yes yess if this is your idea of winning, keep it up xD
@russianhomecat3313
@russianhomecat3313 7 жыл бұрын
You have to be patient only 8 yeas left
@danielnewman1350
@danielnewman1350 7 жыл бұрын
not that trump has done anything criminal to deserve impeachment, it would be kinda nice if Pence took over.
@alleycatgillis1964
@alleycatgillis1964 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Newman Words of a person who is terrified of everything but white men.
@mirzamay
@mirzamay 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you Colbert 💝
@HollyOak
@HollyOak 7 жыл бұрын
"The best" has become a trigger phrase for me and I'm not even American.
@rphilemo313
@rphilemo313 7 жыл бұрын
Please wake me up when he gets impeach ❗️
@twinodoom
@twinodoom 6 жыл бұрын
Macsen Wledig Patience, my friend. The time will come. They’re just waiting for the right time to destroy him.
@twinodoom
@twinodoom 6 жыл бұрын
Macsen Wledig LMAO, do you realize how idiotic and naive you sound? Here's a fun fact for you: The legal system is a slow system that has a tendency to forget those things after a couple of years. The only thing that speeds up the legal system is money, and present day politics. You're fighting a losing battle, even if you're RIGHT.
@ImTheKingOfHyrule
@ImTheKingOfHyrule 5 жыл бұрын
WAKEY WAKEY EGGS N' BAKEY!
@Elitistt
@Elitistt 5 жыл бұрын
This aged well. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@chi2om
@chi2om 7 жыл бұрын
That CSI Miami joke made me die of laughter. It was perfect
@woogymodel
@woogymodel 6 жыл бұрын
The Obstruction of Justice League - classic!
@5749MiMi
@5749MiMi 7 жыл бұрын
Just want to wake up one morning and tRump tweets I'm resigning! The drama from White House is off the chain🙃
@rexmundi2237
@rexmundi2237 7 жыл бұрын
Trump is his own worst enemy. He's like a two year old kid who keeps hitting his head against a wall and cannot understand why it hurts so much. WAAAAAAAH MUMMMMMY, WHY IS MY HEAD SO HURTY????
@MrWalkingparadox
@MrWalkingparadox 5 жыл бұрын
Your tears taste extra sweet, yet salty today. I'm laughing and celebrating. Feels like November 2016 all over again. Thanks liberals.
@lizardog
@lizardog 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for that David Caruso impression. Truly epic.
@laurafriedsam4177
@laurafriedsam4177 6 жыл бұрын
Delightful! made my Sunday Morning.
@FGP_Pro
@FGP_Pro 7 жыл бұрын
Impeachment would be so poetically just, because it would be the nation telling Trump, "You're fired!"
@pablov9934
@pablov9934 7 жыл бұрын
projeckt2501 Aaand you will have Mike Pence as president, either way you liberals lose.
@Goldenboy48
@Goldenboy48 7 жыл бұрын
projeckt2501 too bad it won't happen turd😂
@FGP_Pro
@FGP_Pro 7 жыл бұрын
Trump is dirty and everyone knows it! Pence is dirty too, he hired Flynn even though he KNEW Flynn was an agent of a foreign government.
@murpaderp8461
@murpaderp8461 7 жыл бұрын
it's actually congress telling them that and it's not like congress was listening to the people before
@silence-humility-calmness
@silence-humility-calmness 7 жыл бұрын
Hollywood is not real
@outlandersystems552
@outlandersystems552 5 жыл бұрын
Peak cringe
@Gugner
@Gugner 6 жыл бұрын
Great!!!
@emeldalawson5737
@emeldalawson5737 7 жыл бұрын
Mueller is on point! No bias! No Partisan! The Lynch pin! Stay on Course! Keep it coming, Stephen!
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