Ubisoft Deserves Its Failure

[@W0lfenstrike]

"We want more Rayman!" Ubisoft: "Wish granted" - Monkey's paw finger curls...

[@AMan-xz7tx]

"We want less low effort content!" The finger of the monkey's paw curls Ubisoft: "Can't be low effort if it's NO effort, let's lay off all our staff and let the AI do everything!"

[@Mosswizards]

The saddest part is that they'll use this slopfest to justify not making a Rayman game in the future "due to a lack of interest in the IP"

[@HappyGolucky-n7x]

Nice joke take like 👍

[@francescofioroni70]

A new game is in development

[@SynthLizard8]

Same with me and another Blood Dragon game but ends up getting a Trials game.

[@operationb.e.n6480]

Poor Rayman, I just imagine the character sleeping on a couch somewhere under a pile of beer cans, getting excited after finally seeing a call from Ubisoft- only then to realize it's an NFT game and he's still screwed lmao

[@YəuTube]

yea fr

[@enzeru5491]

LOL so true!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@moneykenny119]

Shame too because the last Rayman game, Rayman Legends, is one of the best 2D Platformers ever made imo. And then they never gave him another game

[@SilverSphereSorcerer]

For whatever reason, Ubisoft hates Rayman

[@holorenSHORTS]

lmao, i dont think you realize how close you were to actually just describing a scene from Captain Laserhawk (The show) featuring Rayman doing a similar thing to what you just described.

[@fahadhossain2353]

Ubisoft getting failure for Christmas is very Ubisoft of them.

[@nvidiaplay]

@mallbec12 not clicking your dollar store channel anyway 😒

[@Mandosbando]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OfficialJalenSmith]

Is my music good guys ?

[@okkatelynjosey5401]

I guess that you can say that they have been “bad” a creating games this year, am I right 😂

[@stepver2273]

@@nvidiaplay dont reply to bots just report

[@ZetaNeubourn]

Ubisoft is really like "man, I've gotta piss-- OW! Wow, I got shocked from pissing on this electric fence. Weird... anyways, I've gotta piss- OW! What the heck dang oh diddly?" then someone says "stop pissing on the fence" and they say "Gotcha! I'll piss on the fence again. OW! Damn, this is probably someone else's fault."

[@grunt2705]

Sitcom Ass Situation bro

[@iowasucks9494]

I really like this metaphor hahaha

[@janky477]

"I'll just piss on a different PART of the fence! OW!!" Ftfy

[@malohn2068]

Ubisoft going out with a whimper.

[@boogerhead199]

going out wiht a fart

[@phantom0590]

​@@Samueldesjarlaisso did your sister

[@seatoll]

"Hey guys, its critical. Today I'm going to talk in complete monotone about a subject that I spent 10 minutes googling and only have surface level knowledge about, all while sprinkling the words cum and shit into every other sentence. I dont actually care about this stuff and I think anyone who does is dumb. Well thats about it. See ya."

[@ChaseBurns-z3m]

​@Doesntwork-e5b yes it is morally wrong. A child cannot consent. I hope you on a watch list.

[@chickenvasquez78]

Like wings of redemption whimpers on rainbow six.

[@MrCrossa]

"Sir, a second NFT game has been released by Ubisoft."

[@blue-halo-elite]

nfts can't melt ubisoft stock prices

[@m0nk386]

@@blue-halo-elitemaybe not but shareholders can

[@mattcurcic5585]

"send the nuke"

[@infinidominion]

WWHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!🎉

[@draconicusmathiusanytherio7630]

“My god…”

[@Stak0]

I don’t understand why companies do this. It’s proven time and time again, even this year, that the profit you get from selling a good game is 100x more. And the worst part is that it really isn’t hard to do if you have this money and size of team at your disposal.

[@tanoiason]

Western game companies are driven by shareholders that don’t play games, eastern game companies are driven by game-content aware shareholders. That’s why the west gets concord and the east pumps out gacha games, because they both think this is what the market will spend a ton of money on, and one of them is right

[@Giro-u2c]

To make a game IS incredibly hard, no matter how big the team and money you have. You need very talented people, and should have respect about them, instead of thinking you can easily do a game just with money lmao

[@malicekerendu3574]

In the EU it is illegal for big companies to not operate in a 'socially mindful' manner. Entertainment companies are forced to squeeze money out of their customers while insulting them by order of foreign companies. And now China is saying they want to buy these failing companies.

[@Bari-y9m]

DON’T SUMMON SHEHBAZ SHARIF AT 3AM😡😐🤔😠🫤😨

[@SpecShadow]

you need competent people to make good games - and those are almost extinct from AAA space...

[@mr_willybilly]

every time i think of Rayman I have to be reminded that he’s owned by Ubisoft and that there is no hope for him 😭😭

[@pratbhat5373]

Background was a jump scare

[@DontReadMyPicture478]

*don’t read my name……..* 😮

[@silentbanana209]

I’m coming because of it

[@o-m9v]

I'M BETTER LOL😂🎉

[@SinisterBlitzo9]

hes got pyrocynicals head back there

[@katsuki_media]

YEA I WAS SO CONFUSED 😭😭

[@itskryptic204]

2 NFT Games and the first AAAA game in one year is crazy

[@tuskactu4820]

@jimog-m2m its a bot

[@Bruh11257]

@itskryptic204 don't forget about the news of Obisoft shutting down Xdefiant next year

[@raiyaniqbal1994]

All before GTA6

[@TicTacToeCraft]

And the one good game they made this year didn't sell well and its team (Ubisoft Montpellier) was disbanded.

[@jumentoqueanima]

​@@TicTacToeCraft What game?

[@ronancrowley3212]

1:25 🐐 noise

[@TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK]

Lmao

[@TRCbananas-di2jw]

that was his chair

[@TheEddagosp]

be-eh-eh-ah.

[@motorcycle-man]

​@KZbinrsLore Who stole your life?

[@VioletElite4]

I saw that they spent some time polishing the combat in the game, but even if it does look better now, I just know it'll have that bloated and grindy ubisoft feel, and I don't have time for those. You could finish the older games in a better amount of time and have probably a better story.

[@KingOfWooz]

>Be me, Rayman fan >Hears from best friend that Ubisoft is thinking about the possibility of bringing him back >Get excited >Couple days pass >Randomly doomscrolling on KZbin >Come across this video, see the thumbnail I FUCKING HATE UBISOFT GODDAMMIT

[@averagespy]

literally me

[@zayd1111]

The 4chan style of typing makes me mad for some reason lol

[@kylecostello5482]

​@@zayd1111God I know reading his comment mad me so mad just type normally

[@user-x7dc2pq7n]

@@zayd1111green text got you seething💀

[@purplewine7362]

take a deep breath​@@zayd1111

[@bagelman285]

Room is absolutely kitted out. God damn, Charles.

[@bagelman285]

I’m being botted.

[@feldlarzarett_4939]

My Poor guy just got 5 bot comments

[@TheGalacticTNT]

He’s got a Warlord Class Titan behind him that’s painted and everything. Bro fell hard into the WARHAMMER Rabbit hole lmao

[@qhu3878]

​​@@TheGalacticTNT looks like his wallet fell harder, just the parts are like £3000

[@xyo3698]

@@bagelman285 Beyond insane sending prayers 🤣🤣🤣

[@tonybippitykaye]

For anyone interested, there’s a KZbinr named Jauwn who’s entire channel is dedicated to looking at the worst of the worst when it comes to NFT games and every single one shared certain qualities: minimal to no effort in development, alienating towards normal gamers, and focuses solely on profits and purchases rather than making an even close to passable game, making them borderline or actual scams. And this is the crowd Ubisoft wants to be associated with…

[@Metal_Maxine]

Jawn is great.

[@Silas_MN]

“wants to be associated with”? they’re there! they officially belong to that category now!

[@Vapeurss]

NFT games represents everything wrong with modern gaming. It's just taking the cashop to the extreme, while ignoring the entire reason the cashop was there to begin with. It's an extension to an already existent game. When you remove or make a bare-bones game for the sake of selling pngs, the only people you attract are speculative gamblers who have no intention of playing the game. If the only people holding nfts for a game are people who will never play the game, then the game will never exist, again failing at the entire purpose the cashop exists. I.E. they might as well skip the "game" part and just sell nfts.

[@pozcreative9480]

Love that guy

[@Radio_ink114]

Jauwn

[@ZeR-33]

"You will own nothing and still buy our games." .... "Why is nobody buying our games?"

[@kl41256-p]

thought the CEO, high on galaxy gas and a brain wired on money

[@bruh_8129]

​@@kl41256-pol fart swapped his oxygen tank for galaxy gas

[@bababoeytheog]

Fr

[@CookyMonzta]

I did... ... *...POD,* in _1999!_ 🤣🤣🤣🙃😂

[@bottomtext593]

Gamers: Cause you said they aren't ours.

[@joerobins5649]

The Captain Laserhawk animated series was literally about living in an evil corporate dystopia. The dissonance here is hilarious.

[@grizzlydino]

It’s like If the Lorax advertised a SUV

[@netherwarrior6113]

@@grizzlydino Funny thing, when the Lorax movie came out, there was an ad with the Lorax advertising a Mazda

[@Asteriarimia]

I remember a lot of people saying that if Ubisoft made a game like Elden ring nobody would talk about it, and that's true but not because ER is bad game but because they destroyed their reputaion so much that even if they pull out a game nobody is gonna trust them.

[@BigOwl51]

Are there any billion dollar video game companies that aren’t terrible? Ubisoft, EA, Activision Blizzard, Nintendo, Bethesda, Square Enix, etc. They all suck!!!

[@chainbomb]

The description of the newest PoP game, everyone who played it loved it, but not many did because it's ubisoft

[@tylerharper5306]

Fromsoft is huge but they seem consistent.

[@DeadmanNC1]

Its such a strange argument because Ubi would never make an Elden Ring style game.

[@therealtruth3012]

@@DeadmanNC1 That... was... completely not the point? Are you trolling? pls tell me you're trolling...

[@RexRex-n5t]

Rayman 3: _"SEE YOU IN RAYMAN 4"_ Me when I replay Rayman 3: * *sobs* *

[@Roanoa_D._Zoro]

One of the biggest lies ever since people said that half life 3 would happen

[@mr.productions327]

Wasn't Rayman 4 Rayman Origins?

[@Davidpoland2005]

​@@mr.productions327think of it as pre half life 3 game like half life 2 episode 2 or alyx

[@mr.productions327]

@@Davidpoland2005 I guess that's kinda true, especially since I just remembered there was a canceled Rayman 4 that ended up being Rayman Raving Rabbids, so my bad.

[@yaboye3791]

​@@mr.productions327 No, Origins is essentially a reboot. Which isn't a new for the series, none of the titles are connected by story, they are supposed to be changing dreams of a god.

[@jvts8916]

Given the story of Captain Laserhawk features Rayman rebelling against a corrupt organization after being left down in the dumps, the irony is rich

[@toomanyaccounts]

also the very first episode makes it clear Universal Basic Income makes slaves out of everyone but they don't realize it.

[@gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090]

Can I ask you something? Why is it that people made fun of the concept of a cartoonish character being edged up for years but then Rayman does it and suddenly people like it?

[@Voicegoblin]

​@@gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090 because you see his change and it's not instant. You see him try to go back to how things were before but ultimately decide to rebel. He doesn't just instantly go "I'm a bad guy now"

[@rognogog5092]

@@gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090the humor in rayman games were already kinda edgy themselves

[@ghostlytavern129]

No literally and we’re not getting another season we get an nft game. I’m killing myself

[@Ivcavabo]

Guys something weird is happening... im getting comfortable not owning ubisoft's games, is this normal?

[@luismedina5792]

First time isn't it.

[@ShutUpCleanYourMonitor]

when beyond good and evil 2 drops...

[@mitchelvanwijk]

I feel so bad for Rayman. Rayman 2 and 3 are my favorite childhood games and to see Ubisoft do basically nothing with him for so long just to have him appear in an NFT game is just sad. He deserves better. Us Rayman fans are still waiting for Rayman 4...

[@ncrveteranranger4454]

Those blasted Rabbids!

[@SGC90-t5y]

Raymond 4 will never happen.

[@nickstein3129]

"See you in Rayman 4!" The prophecy was broken.

[@LFPGaming]

don't support companies like this. if you want to spend $60 then rather buy like 3 amazing indie games. indie studios make WAY better games than AAA studios

[@Silas_MN]

I can squeeze like 5-7 good games out of $60, especially with the seasonal sales

[@vipergaming6965]

​@@Silas_MNdamn I wish I had time to play that many.

[@amaririii_ch]

Nine Sols is around 14 dollars right now.

[@Dr.OctaviusBiggKnutts]

nah i’m buying ac shadows when it comes out idc

[@BlueJayz474]

Idk if that statement is entirely true when Rockstar exists.

[@Rowan-gt3ik]

As a rayman fan, we have been in the trenches since the rabbids came on the scene. We did gain some hope after origins and legends, and esp after mario and rabbids 2 had him in dlc, but it's been bad since. If ubisoft does go defunct, I just hope that, out of anyone, rayman's ip goes to a better studio that actually cares and loves and wants to do something revolutionary with him and his world.

[@LukasTrip]

The rabbids were and still are definitely gimmicky, though i believe Rayman wouldnt even be known by nearly as many gamers nowadays if it wasnt for them bringing Raymans name more into the mainstream. Say what you will about rabbids, but i believe origins and legends wouldnt have even been a thing without them

[@NorthernRealmJackal]

Rayman 3 was 22 years ago. As a huge Rayman fan myself, I still feel like "a Rayman fan" these days means the same as a Sonic fan or a Star Wars fan or a Harry Potter fan: we're not _actually_ fans of what has been put out under the intellectual umbrella in the past decade or more, but we cling to the IP in the hope that we're still relevant as an audience, to the massive conglomerates sitting on the rights.

[@Violant3]

Ubisoft has the butter and bread on hands to make a great game to potentially save the company but prefer to just throw money at the fireplace to keep warm before their inevitable demise

[@TacoMan-qu7du]

Captain Laserhawk is it’s own thing that Rayman HAPPENS to be in

[@toonghost3]

The Rabbids are rad leave them alone

[@Floegobaby]

Its the equivalent of a has-been actor promoting a scam or a rug pull. Ubisoft has fallen so god damn low

[@rottytopszombiewaifu5249]

You know what's sad? Captain Laserhawk is a pretty good show, and a game based on it is actually something I'd be interested in playing! The fact that they had to make it an NFT game of all things, ironically enough it pretty much goes against everything the show was meant to be about.

[@thesavagegummybear7341]

Good show? Nah bro… nah. The only good part was the over use of turbo killer (not)

[@amromsr5463]

In what world is that show considered good? Lol

[@YuppyVA]

@@amromsr5463 Its decent ratings would be a good overall indicator, I personally enjoyed it, far from perfect but it was definitely a fun watch.

[@debiluspegus8236]

Eh, it's a cyberpunk edgerunner wannabe, but the only interesting part is rayman and bullfrog, the rest is at best mid

[@neusyns]

​@@YuppyVAI hold no horse in this race but ratings are meaningless and have been ever since all the shit products started botting reviews

[@muaxh03]

I'm eagerly waiting Ubisoft's bankruptcy

[@SHOEBILLMEMEZ]

Aren't we all

[@Cubeytheawesome]

Same. Im gonna claim ownership of Rayman. (Don’t worry Rabbidbros, I’m keeping the Rabbids as side characters)

[@Timi7272]

They will be bought by Tencent most likely. Though, if their situation looks too hopeless, maybe even they won't want to buy them.

[@paulatreides1354]

so you wish thousands of people to be out of job ? what kind of person are you , get a life it's video games, no one forced you .if you so frustrated , go outside , get a girfriend , enjoy life.

[@jacobwilliams6365]

​@@Timi7272Tencent would do a better job than current Ubisoft management. For that reason, I hope Tencent doesn't buy out the company. I want Ubisoft gone. Like, actually gone.

[@artemisthehunter8360]

RIP rayman. You were my childhood

[@WH250398]

There is a Rayman project in development with Michel Ancel involved.

[@DamMbzHKP100]

​@WH250398, is that not what this is

[@WH250398]

@DamMbzHKP100 No. It was announced by Ubisoft a couple of weeks ago.

[@sebastianriz4703]

​@@WH250398 ....now you tell me why ANYONE should care or trust that?

[@WH250398]

@@sebastianriz4703 Because the team behind Prince of Persia Lost Crown, and the original creator of Rayman are behind it.

[@big_boi-ox7ri]

I love that Charlie scrolls past the name, and 5 seconds after that says, "I already forgot what the name was." Great tell of a terrible game.

[@WompaStompaCyn]

Captain Laserhawk was such a good fever dream of a series, and this is how Ubisoft decides to use it instead of season 2.

[@kaemontana]

exactlyyyy , we needed a season 2 instead

[@istillrespectwaman_]

RIGHT… it’s really good show esp with the manga. They should’ve kept it as a series instead of using nfts

[@Adurite]

The moment I see the letters "NFT", I automatically lose all respect for that company, regardless of how many bangers they've dropped in the past.

[@o-m9v]

I'M BETTER LOL😂🎉😂😂

[@demetriush21]

Agreed. (Enjoy your first non bot reply lmfao)

[@skyshunts]

Same

[@why_tho_]

​@@demetriush21lol

[@nebula189]

0 bangers

[@SuperTommox]

Imagine being a manager at Ubisoft. You wake up everyday thinking how can you make the most money with the LEAST possible effort. You see idea after idea fail but you keep going.

[@jampine8268]

The root cause is share holders, they have no loyalty to companies, demand maximum profits, and have their fingers in so many pies they're willing to burn them just to suck up as much money as they can before jumping ship. Not that companies wouldn't be greedy on their own, but they generally more interested in staying open instead of burning all their goodwill and assets.

[@finalcut612]

ubisoft is capitalism taken to its conclusion. apathetic and passionless 'line go up' profiteering with the least possible effort. a slop factory.

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

@@finalcut612 They're not even good at it either, their stock costs like 2 bucks right now

[@gatlin1320]

@@jampine8268 Makes sense because Valve is a private company and they’re one of the GOATs.

[@XBluDiamondX]

@@gatlin1320 I wouldn't put Valve on a pedestal. They can't finish storylines. They are directly responsible for the gambling the CS GO skins cause and refuse to do anything about it.

[@1-upanimations878]

7:32 You’re both right & wrong about that, Charlie. Some ads of early Rayman were questionable to say the least, including that one Rayman 3 ad, plus have you seen the Nymphs in Origins? Rayman is a franchise that can border the lines of adult & children enjoyment(or just Teen enjoyment).

[@freyathedragon899]

“We’re making a Rayman game!” (Crowd roars with approval) “It’s NFT-based and related to Rayman’s portrayal in Captain Laserhawk!” (Auditorium empties)

[@tame1773]

Scatter!

[@webiwabo7078]

Rayman was amazing in the show what are you talking about, the nft part does suck tho

[@PopersIRL]

hey the CLH portrayal is fine, id fw a Hotline Miami Miami style Rayman game

[@piyo744]

​@tame1773"someone took a shit on my dad's desk"

[@freyathedragon899]

@ Oh no shade to Captain Starhawk itself, it’s just the fact they’re using that portrayal of Rayman for their ‘Rayman’ game.

[@abhishekkaswa2483]

0:10 Chad warhammer set-up 👍🏻

[@BazingusBoi]

HE'S GOT AN IMPERIAL KNIGHT/ TITAN (can't really tell personally)

[@abhishekkaswa2483]

​​@@BazingusBoi I think that's an imperial knight, brother!

[@Reiiblommakan]

hey is it worth getting into warhammer?

[@BazingusBoi]

@@abhishekkaswa2483 I wasn't sure, thanks

[@BazingusBoi]

​@abhishekkaswa2483 you're right, it's got the knight 'helmet' head

[@ratshipyt]

"that sounds am- that sounds unhinged!" 7:28 we all know he started watching it after the stream

[@sosemiteyam562]

Rofl Just like how I am now going to after this video ends It does sound amazing xD

[@typicalstart]

The irony that they decided to use Captain Lazerhawk: Blood Dragon Remix, a show that's notoriously *against* soulless corporations in its story, and turn THAT into a soulless NFT Game is wild to me, I don't even know who thought it was a good idea to use Captain Lazerhawk of all shows, I guarantee that not a single person who was pitching this idea even watched the show or even knew what it was about

[@Elimaybe616]

2:01 his assets got repossessed mid video

[@jordancasti11o]

😂

[@custardlongjohn]

😂😂😂 Read this insanely high and it made my night, cheers m8

[@KoruptedTV]

I noticed that too lmaoooo

[@Chad-ManYT]

Dear Ubisoft: You should not care about what YOU want in your games, what matters is what us, the CONSUMERS want. "Consumers are too stupid to understand that NFTs are the future." Thats more or less what the ceo said. We want good games like AC4, Red Dead Redemption, Resident Evil and Metal Gear solid. Wanna know what these games had in common? Good characters with good controls and a fun story we can get lost in. Thats what we want.

[@jonathan_420]

They are too arrogant to heed this advice.

[@Derivedwhale45]

​@jonathan_420 they're not arrogant, they knew that idiots like YOU won't even bother regardless if companies did EVERYTHING right because you'll either complain about it anyways or won't bother anyways cause of your ignorance that'll come back to haunt ya every. single. time. Dead Space Remake, Timesplitters, Medal of Honor, Splinter Cell, Deus Ex, Burnout etc ips like those that are forever gone because of people like YOU stop caring about them ips whatsoever thus why not only devs started hating on ya, but not REAL gamers like me & many others there are tired of your hypocrites ruining OUR hobby that should be for everyone, not for what you think is best for your kind & kind alone

[@UserAccount-ThisOne]

its honestly quite sad, all those good titles are gonna fade into the past for good since ubisoft isnt gonna be around to develop them anymore, though not that they were in the first place...

[@JimMilton-1911]

Ubisoft: "Y’all Hear Something?"

[@lilmaple072]

I would even fit the original The Crew into this category. Amazing story, great characters, genuine growth and development. Except that's the big one Ubisoft refuses to let anyone even launch now so, yknow- That and with TC2 and Motorfest the franchise went from dark gritty underground revenge-driven street racing story with justice and corruption, and got turned into a Forza Horizon knockoff where everything's all colorful happy and you level up by gaining online followers >:(

[@CesarGameBoy.]

6:40 Charlie discovers Rayman’s involvement in the Captain Laserhawk show for the first time.

[@NicoleFlores-hq5nh]

Damn, he missed a lot

[@bombee6576]

“Till the cows came home” sounds like an advertisement

[@schmuuuck]

charlie casually having a 40k titan in the background after recently getting into minis. thats so cool dude

[@eve8820]

@KZbinrsLore what

[@enderguardian7443]

@KZbinrsLorein other news, this bot was paid for by kanders

[@uglyrobot1975]

Just report the bots please don’t engage

[@Orizzle1870]

That's what millions of dollars does for you.

[@mryellow6918]

​@@Orizzle1870 It's not one of the giga expensive ones, it's too small looks custom tho, easily 1-2k

[@Any-Brilliant6935]

Ubisoft is failing faster than the titanic

[@DontReadMyPicture478]

*don’t read my name……..* 😮

[@o-m9v]

I'M BETTER LOL😂🎉

[@Sirdilophosaurusthethird2.0]

Yea

[@JamJuice101]

Please ignore and report any bots you see, if you don’t believe in the reporting system JUST ignore them then, thank you.

[@Treehome_95]

nah, imploaded faster than ocean gate

[@世界-イシュタル]

Rayman doesn’t deserve this mistreatment. NFTs aren’t exclusive considering I have seen those monkey nfts on a tshirt at a Walmart one time. Edit: NFTs are dumb since you can just save the pic and not buy it.

[@endleontiozae7061]

You own a license to the concept of owning the photo

[@SeptimusNavyaHoran]

​@@endleontiozae7061 okay and? I can still just print the damn thing everywhere and sell merch of it to make money

[@gatlin1320]

@@SeptimusNavyaHoran They’re making fun of NFTs. You’re arguing against someone that’s on your side. Edit: At least I think they’re making fun of NFTs. These NFT bros are so dumb it’s hard to tell the difference between real and satire 😂

[@SeptimusNavyaHoran]

@@gatlin1320 they be confusing me cause some of them genuinely believe in the concept of owning a picture 😭😭😭😭😭

[@世界-イシュタル]

@@gatlin1320 I am making fun of NFTs. Never saw any profit from it. First time hearing about, I laughed and told myself, “It’ll end up on a t-shirt one day.” And lo and behold, one of those dumb monkey NFTs was on a Walmart t shirt for $15.

[@danygreenlee5679]

The background looking great man keep it up hope to see a showcase of it soon

[@GPaddy]

My dad is more likely to come back with cigarettes and milk before Ubisoft drops a good game.

[@BigOwl51]

@mallbec12[insert LowTierGod clip that I can’t quote without getting banned]

[@MIAspartan]

⁠@@BigOwl51 Stop responding to bots

[@bread_0113]

Xdefiant was semi decent (better than cod) but they closed that down because they don’t have the money to run something decent and nft games at the same time

[@SpecShadow]

new Prince of Persia dropped, it was good, but nobody played it because people spend more time whining than playing games...

[@vikinzfb]

im more likely to die before they release a good game

[@monarkamaritimo9352]

the most ironic part is how the whole NFT business and how they described "players with ID cards deciding the future" sounds like the most dystopian shit ever and a system that would be taken down by the characters in the show

[@SappyEuphoria]

Oh hell yeah Charlie's room rises in quality while Ubisoft declines

[@drcgaming4195]

5:33 ITS ALWAYS THE SAME!!!!! why is it with all these NFT things that they have to have a half-sideways shot of the character. from the SAME angle. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. its so unfathomably cringe it doesnt even make sense. no other angles are EVER used for these drawings its ridiculous

[@thehansboi]

ai can't generate anything else obviously

[@drcgaming4195]

@@thehansboi lmfao

[@muovikallo]

Astrobot respects Rayman more than Ubisoft does lmao

[@francescofioroni70]

A new Rayman game is in development

[@jhonadelic]

Ubisoft is like the cool kid at school, but after graduation, he's sleeping on the streets. It's sad

[@Killroro]

Bro you're reaching with that comment

[@goovindnarula6470]

@@Killroro how so?

[@azza9423]

So at what stage do we call this corporate sabotage?

[@jonathan_420]

A couple years ago at least.

[@rotciv557]

I could ALMOST think that they did this as a publicity stunt for the sake of making the Captain Laserhawk show more well known by association...but my faith in Ubisoft ran dry long ago so...

[@itsrezzy4263]

6:39 I look it up and how tf does this show goes under everyone radar

[@dankim7831]

It's actually p entertaining. Basically adult humor cartoon using Ubi IPs

[@Granlusofc]

Captain laserhawk is pretty awesome ngl. The series is great, but this just shat a load on what they've accomplished with the series.

[@ANTIICHRXZT]

Lovin, the new room setup that tv def adds an aesthetic that i haven't seen in a long time

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

Immaculate vibes.

[@jdsotuyo7317]

Charlie’s talking about Ubisoft failure is a sweet lullaby in my ears

[@SollowP]

In a quite recent company meeting, they shared that their goal was "To increase share holder value" Not to make better games, not to give players what they want, not to experiment and make interesting games. But to make the already rich people richer.

[@Antarctica6894]

6:15 eden elitests sounds like a cult

[@Edwardikkk]

7:28 "that sounds ama… unhinged" 😂

[@draguladriver]

"HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!"

[@ColinJoesseppiVEVO]

Six words for Rayman. *“What have they done to you…?!”*

[@taiyorenai7690]

6:50 As someone who doesn’t know much about Rayman, I am so fascinated to hear about what’s expected of that franchise and what isn’t

[@RebeccaSheridan-bw9db]

It’s unfortunately a dying franchise, with the most recently decent game being in like 2016: Rayman Legends. If you do ever get time and $30, get itttt!!!!

[@czups3623]

I love how the background gets so much better and better with each and every video and just wait for the moment in 10 videos when it will start exeeding whats possible and become a god of a sort making Charlie the new creator, the only one able to destroy it, which will lead to him making a video titled "I will be shaping the future", in which he will adress the most important philosophical problems and create his own religion Charlianity indicating the beggining of the new era

[@Zzzlol94]

Before when we wanted more Rayman, we got more Rabbids. Now when we want more Rayman, we get NFTs. Yeah...

[@vergilsparda8431]

The fact that this game was released so quietly makes me feel like not even ubisoft was proud of this like it was an obligation they had to fulfill to someone and just tried to pass it off without anybody noticing

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

7:06 I believe they call that a furry, Charlie 😂

[@randoapplebigcheese6169]

Captain Laserhawks actually a pretty good show, it’s on Netflix Ironically, this is one of the things the show would mock since it’s in a cyberpunk like setting. hope this won’t kill the show

[@jakecollado5796]

Waiting for a second season

[@thebigm8052]

@@jakecollado5796we got this after waiting a WHOLE YEAR before got a season 2 😢

[@randoapplebigcheese6169]

@@jakecollado5796 same

[@nasso_]

i'm so hyped for the second season but honestly it almost sounds like ubisoft is doing anything it can to make it never see the light of day

[@acacacacacacaccaca7666]

that show is a mess

[@key2shawn154]

Ubisoft doesn’t even know what they want to be anymore

[@o-m9v]

I'M BETTER LOL😂🎉

[@vrapbrap]

they are just trying to copy what the other big boys are doing for absolutely no reason and tripping while trying to copy their rancid tactics. Its always so puzzling to see a company that's doing just fine. They are making money and pushing out products that have an audience, yet they have this burning urge to start doing incredibly stupid things.

[@Aleksandr_Skrjabin]

They're gay

[@kluocduoc9835]

I hate this thread so much

[@WeebHutJr]

profitable

[@Droulix]

I'm kinda surprised he hadn't heard of the Captain Laserhawk show until now tbh

[@EdibleGymSock]

The fact that the mic is picking up the gentle hum of the CRT is really charming

[@generalkenobi4953]

Glad I’m not the only one who heard it

[@QvartzEDM]

God I love CRTs

[@nameofthename_]

it hurts my head im not watching charlie till he turns it off

[@CJojo_13_]

Ubisoft making an NFT game based on a television series that depicts a cyberpunk dystopia is the most Ubisoft thing ever.

[@tubersloth]

i LOVE the way the background is coming together, the TV is such a nice touch

[@frankpizza1596]

yeah except for the crt whine, made this video damn near unwatchable

[@kellbomb331]

Their ability to never learn a lesson is frankly a super power at this point.

[@Splobkingofsplob]

Breaking News - Local corporation that lost all public credibility somehow loses additional credibility nobody even knew it had left

[@ryanhodin5014]

Ubisoft really is innovating in the spaces of negative credibility and negative fan count at this point.

[@projectonyx6491]

"I've lost all hope in you, and yet you still find a way to disappoint me" -Dad

[@sergeantsalts5716]

We hate Ubisoft in these parts

[@Someone_wrf]

0:31-Rare to hear Charlie mention his first death

[@AuroraIaroruA]

Poor man is being jumped by bots

[@Iliketoargue27377]

@Doesntwork-e5bdude these comments are still a thin how embarrassing is your life

[@SharlLegrerg]

that's when he was born not when he died

[@draxuno]

@SharlLegrerg r u dumb

[@AlphaAceEX]

​@Iliketoargue27377i dont think bots knows about your replies

[@ZeroBeat1]

At this point, I am convinced that Yves Guillemot is intentionally driving down Ubisoft's share price to get a kickback from Tencent when Tencent buys Ubisoft.

[@Vunar360]

0:31 Jesus was born 2024 years ago

[@idontexist5132]

Thought AD meant "after death"

[@thicccheese4007]

@@idontexist5132no, AD is Anno Domini, it’s Latin. Used for after the birth of Jesus which translates as “year of our lord”

[@idontexist5132]

@thicccheese4007 I was taught wrong but after looking into it it seems that

[@epitome8639]

Immediately went looking for this comment as soon as I heard him say it 😅

[@lucasrossi8358]

Does this make you feel old yet?

[@lolaqwedont]

Ubiballs

[@o-m9v]

I'M BETTER LOL

[@lolaqwedont]

what I do

[@loserlw337]

Lazerhawktuah

[@ZiroWatt]

Uballsisoft

[@Nealuigi]

So, Captain Lazerhawk is a show on Netflix that brings together a lot of Ubisoft IP to make a really good, tongue in cheek, cyberpunk show. It's where the image of Rayman doing coke off the back of a cow girl comes from. The fact Ubisoft made an NFT game instead of just promoting the show or seeing that they are the bad guys in their own show is really telling of how that company keeps failing.

[@reikatheglaceon4426]

Captain LaserHawk was genuinely such a good show, it was genuinely emotional and had a fantastic story that fit beautifully with a cyberpunk setting, seeing them put a bullet into the head of something that had so much potential that will now go completely unrealized and has tarnished the name of Captain LaserHawk so hard that it genuinely brought me to tears.

[@tufuselt9055]

I loved Blood Dragon, I enjoyed the Trials game and the show was simply hilarious. That whole universe is the best Ubisoft has ever made, because it's a joke and it's a joke that's hard to mess up. But apparently Ubisoft was up to the challenge and made this garbage. I have stopped calling myself a Ubisoft fan years ago, but man, they keep on punching me in the gut regardless.

[@toomanyaccounts]

the show villians put everybody on Universal Basic Income. It outright shows that AI is just enslaved humans doing the task which is it turns out was true in a lot of cases where some service was supposedly run by AI.

[@cosmical3660]

theres a buzzing/ringing sound coming from your tv in the background

[@paprikens]

I swear that if Ubisoft released a new proper Rayman game, they would redeem all their sins

[@Kbarnes217]

How dare youtube hide this from me for a total of 29 seconds

[@guava88]

4:00 if you know you know

[@maxwel5447]

What?

[@Agus-uu6tz]

🎉

[@dattromboneguy]

Oh, I know

[@coltonandjen]

Saberfart?

[@creepjax]

I do not know

[@credaaaooo824]

Imagine being one of the biggest publishers on the market and releasing a game so bad it's restricted from being sold on the main digital gaming platform in the world for violating ToS

[@bonogiamboni4830]

2:55 at least i guess they picked a fitting name for this disaster for their stock portfolio. Niji.

[@jameszespy001]

1:40 I swore you were gonna say Downright Impaired

[@swabluking]

7:27 Freudian Slip

[@AC-ov5ny]

0:35 continuity error because how is Jesus talking about the death of jesus.

[@forrealzman9775]

Anyone else hear some backround static in the video? Might be cuz of the CRT TV cuz when its off at 2:06 the noise stops. Sick ass background tho ngl

[@ogknitely]

I noticed it too, it’s not the most annoying thing ever but it’s still irritating imo lol

[@Malo_mart]

Yesss I think it's because my autistic ass is trained to only pickup the most annoying sounds

[@Whenthewhenthewhen]

Man, Charlie has a sick room. I love the stuff in the background

[@improvedspoon]

0:30 Uhhh Hate to be one to break it to you bro, but it's actually around 1991-1994 years since Jesus died. We count years since Jesus' birth, or to be precise, since what one syrian monk in 525 calculated to be the year of Jesus birth.

[@daturave]

desperately scrolling for this correction xD

[@trifillmore]

A lot of people assume A.D. is "after death", it's Anno Domini, year of our Lord Too bad cause it was a decent joke

[@bobapapaya7074]

I'm pretty sure he knows

[@addictedtoRS]

You know Ubisoft is doing good when they release 2 NFT games during Christmas season and nothing else.

[@RockabillyN3rd]

0:33 I think you meant your birth, bro. It's ok. 2024 years after your birth is a long enough time to forget.

[@Destory76]

Death and rebirth

[@Stak0]

Once Beloved Gaming Companies try not to ruin itself challenge IMPOSSIBLE

[@o-m9v]

I'M BETTER LOL😂🎉

[@ry1023.3]

@KZbinrsLoresaying that like this is unique. Everyone says this about everything

[@Jaytwos]

I guess you could say they're a Far Cry from where they were

[@DaveTheRave-sd9yc]

🤣

[@perrydunetz882]

Man, as a huge fan of captain laserhawk, it’s hilarious cause this is something they’d make fun of

[@erodoujinshilover2811]

1:05 "putting my fart from my butt on the block chain" is a peak quote

[@The_WyattGuy]

That is not at all the correct time stamp. Respectively, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[@Countdownsmiles]

*block chain

[@KonigsPengu]

Bruh, both the quote and timestamp are wrong

[@GravitasZero]

"there is no company on the planet that deserves its failure more than ubisoft" Pretty sure all of us can name a few different ones that deserve it just as much if not more

[@Cubeytheawesome]

Warner bros. If we can’t get a Gumball movie, what’s the point of their existence?

[@theangrynoodleman]

That high pitch noise from the TV is genuinely hurting my ears

[@sminking-ky9jc]

i think you’re just delusional

[@drewt7602]

no real shit

[@pizzaschnoesel5896]

I hear it too. I guess Charlie and most others can't hear them anymore. The Audio Equalizer browser extension helped me negate the high-pitch noises.

[@dedplato]

Tbh that aesthetic addition to the room is so chill imo