Hero Fantasy Failed

[@Topolinho]

"Who are you here to visit" "John" *15 Johns proceed to spawn down the hallway*

[@aceeduventures]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnLRqqmPa7B7qNk . .

[@neilgoldberg547]

They all may not be named John, but they certainly are all Johns, and that's when the first John realized one of his neighbors was running a prostitution ring out of their apartment.

[@ricksanchez1079]

The Book of John: Yes?!

[@jonwagner811]

not enough imo

[@bentoboy2772]

@@youtyiyyutuu3424 you've done this multiple times on different channels what a weirdo lol

[@avalus6]

It all makes sense, he was demanding that he identify himself because only men named John are allowed in the building and he had to confirm that his name was infact John.

[@tomeludak1212]

69 likes

[@TrentonF505]

I’d be concerned too if someone not named John was infiltrating the John facility

[@SnoppleWopple]

@@TrentonF505 John John John John

[@randomnpc222]

Imagine

[@jjortiz7504]

5Head

[@johngribas6859]

As a John myself, I can 100% confirm that we sometimes emerge out of nowhere and create such paradoxes. However, our higher ups are trying to fix this anomaly.

[@johnrenner3367]

Ah a fellow god

[@legoman9628]

Legit my name is John Price.

[@thegatorhator6822]

So you're the guys always hiring the prostitutes?

[@johngribas6859]

@@thegatorhator6822 Ah yes, you must mean operation "Hired Help". It was started by an emotionally unstable member of our ranks, John Erevos II. What a trainwreck that was. We try not to talk about it.

[@johnbarr3267]

Hey John

[@xaqiz6814]

I like to think that if this had escalated, the dad would have started to swing the baby around like a bat.

[@rameneater9921]

lmaoo

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@MaximilianMus ✔ kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@Louielolbruh kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@@youtyiyyutuu3424 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@MaximilianMus ✔ kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@yoda3964]

The baby’s controlling his dad like in ratatouille

[@EthanGamer_015]

@Louielolbruh I hate how these bots are commenting bad things and advertising for attention.

[@verkigg7119]

@MaximilianMus ✔ you know nobody is clicking the those links right?

[@StevenStaggs1]

@MaximilianMus ✔ you must have been heavily abused as a child

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Yeah

[@owougga]

@@StevenStaggs1 i went through crap as a kid and even i don’t act like that. that guy was probably not only abused, but also dropped on his head when he was a baby and/or heavily bullied throughout school. now i’m invested in this villain backstory.

[@crazyhandgrows6432]

Imagining the baby using the man as a vessel made this so much better.

[@Jaqen-HGhar]

For real I did a hearty chuckle at that point

[@Wildy333]

The baby chose chaos.

[@sadnesspadness4332]

LMAOOO

[@GiovannisDaedra]

"He's John, I'm John, you're John" Halo Infinite's marketing is getting out of hand

[@shanks8681]

if charlie accidentally revealed his address, he would've been dead

[@Fem_Witch]

I'm not John, I'm Ben from the Ben Den, it's across from the mall.

[@abigbutterstick1780]

Welcome home John

[@duck7194]

@@shanks8681 why is that

[@shanks8681]

@@duck7194 remember what happened to pop smoke? He revealed his Addy and people killed him for his stuff. These male Karens will do anything to prevent online public shaming

[@yoshino6557]

People named Josh: fighting each other Meanwhile, all the Johns are coming together to create the ultimate army.

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@All i do is winn kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@@youtyiyyutuu3424 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@MaximilianMus ✔ kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

*The John army*

[@Brucifer2]

To be fair, Josh's have alot to prove. You'd feel insecure too if your name sounded like someone shaking a wet bag.

[@Shadowsphere1]

"He should have done the responsible thing and left" Yeah, there's tons of fathers that definitely do that.

[@Titan-fk2fi]

Ouuff

[@someidiot420]

man my dad's REALLY responsible, has been for 12 years in fact

[@thecolorblack5499]

Your's definitely has

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

Do you hate men?

[@someidiot420]

@@youtubestudiosucks978 incoming victim complex

[@YHK_YT]

He’s clearly doing gods work, he has to check his ID to make sure his name is also John

[@jordan2842]

god dammit, beat me to it hahaha

[@silverhawk8699]

I fear KZbin will never take care of this pathetic bot scourge

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Yep

[@dragonlorddracodenblaze]

@@silverhawk8699 yep

[@verkigg7119]

This is a lot of bots man

[@shooterperson]

The reason he wanted to see his ID was because the apartment only allows "Johns" to enter.

[@oogabooga9447]

@unknown hinson imposter

[@yeetyeetboi5974]

@@oogabooga9447 sus

[@Quzix42]

So it's a brothel

[@John514s]

As the 514th John who resides in this apartment, I feel like I should clarify. The person with the baby was John366 and that was his baby, John368. The person with the mask was John004, one of the original residents. As you correctly guessed, the whole building is inhabited by Johns. John366 was merely asking the person visiting to identify themselves to confirm that they are also John, since John366 gets very upset when talking to people who aren't Johns.

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

What’s it like in the Japartment, John?

[@Myth_or_Mystery76]

Is John 316 the most holy?

[@devontehardimon1792]

Thanks for clearing that up

[@devontehardimon1792]

@@Myth_or_Mystery76 Ironically he's the least holy

[@kirosera]

Can you tell us about John069 and John420?

[@JFN2760]

I like to imagine he was so defensive because the guy visiting wasn't named John so like his brain couldn't process the information and he went into combat mode

[@drysoup3017]

Combat mode is going wah?

[@JFN2760]

@@drysoup3017 Some creatures use it as a kind of self defence mechanism, this guy probably being a somewhat faulty John seems to do the same. Of course I'm no expert in the field

[@11indigo]

@@highwaythruhell7882 no, stfu

[@JJ-xs3nu]

ACTIVATING COMBAT MODE

[@drysoup3017]

@@JFN2760 yeah. Know that I think about It, there's a shit load of self defense mechanisms that animals use.

[@PeachDragon_]

"Chad meltdown" *shaking and crying over literally nothing intensifies*

[@gutgobbler1121]

Very cool pfp thank u 👍🏽

[@hectichive889]

sigma male energy

[@iaugh6342]

@@hectichive889 1) walk up to random people. 2) call the police on them 3) cry Multimillionare grindset

[@PaperFlare]

@@iaugh6342 If your circle isn't: -Using children as shields while threatening random people -Calling the cops every time you interact with others -Getting increasing frustrated when people ignore you You need a new circle. Your NETWORK is your NET WORTH

[@phillawrence5148]

Lol

[@soullessliving9075]

The way the father just expects the child to not fall back and break its neck.

[@handsomejack7901]

Right? Its so scary to me

[@Spreadthaword]

Seeing that pissed me off like how is that safe?!

[@ArchangelExile]

You didn't finish your sentence.

[@soullessliving9075]

@@ArchangelExile use your imagination

[@krugstillo8601]

@@soullessliving9075 use proper grammar

[@soulgamer6507]

*The Gatekeeper denies your entry and wields his +1 Tiny Human Shield as an improvised weapon* - Roll Initiative.

[@trentondoyle2531]

18

[@hk-ex4gw]

Does seducing him work

[@xavierdestremau5732]

4 on deception

[@chrisi7127]

I'm gonna roll attack

[@xavierdestremau5732]

@@chrisi7127 alright, roll to hit

[@bolognaB0iii]

Funny thing is, there's a tabletop game called 'Everyone is Jon' where you take turns controlling one person, named Jon.

[@Fuck_handles]

Tron , Marston , Cina or Sins?

[@salazasauceproductions5100]

Not gonna lie, I'd play or GM that

[@foxhoundoperator4597]

You say tabletop "game" but lets face it it's more a tabletop social experiment! Everyone I've ever played it with becomes a complete sociopath the second they get control!

[@pheonixnova4383]

John

[@rembrandtbrown6450]

I actually ran a game of that where the John controlled by the players started off on a spaceship where everyones name was John, it ended with Chair John upholstering himself into a chair using a curtain in a palace where the king of a society that believed sitting was a holy thing not to be done lightly reigned. They really shouldn't have fucked with time like they did.

[@mfn1311]

I like to imagine he has a very tragic backstory where he noticed a stranger entering his apartment complex but did nothing, only to find out that same stranger murdered his wife. It really does explain a lot.

[@Jay-st6sl]

Thats how his uncle Ben died...wait

[@tencolorpen]

@@Jay-st6sl john*

[@pinecone189]

It's like that sometimes 😔💯

[@septicsoldier2589]

The “confidence” of this man to confront what he thinks is a dangerous trespasser with a baby on his head

[@Sillybuns985]

How in the world are there this many bots on KZbin

[@ClumsyHumane]

@@Sillybuns985 They probably were people's accounts before but got taken over by bots

[@KingcoleIIV]

Don't confuse confidence with stupidity lol

[@ShinFahima]

@@KingcoleIIV Hence the quotation marks. :P

[@MrYago-xd7um]

An HOA is missing their paladin.

[@knightofendor8384]

The purpose of the apartment is to concentrate enough John in a single building that it makes a John singularity through which the government can extract John Arbuckle

[@IncredibleIceCastle]

Saying John like the character in 12 minutes saying “Babe. Babe. Babe.”

[@1WEareBUFO1]

It's what we do, John

[@Isthislife2135]

@@IncredibleIceCastle thats from hot rod.

[@jimshaly1]

So he literally just got on the call with the police, and when John showed up, he straight up HANGS UP ON THE CALL WITH THE POLICE.

[@NickiRusin]

that's a power move tbh

[@dudebruh8534]

Yea thats also illiegal. I once did it when I was 6 years old and freaked out when they came to my house a few hours later. Just was bored and thought "What if I call 911 and instantly hang up?" One angry and confused parent later I learned they tracked the call. Nodody was hurt except my braincells because I lost some.

[@Aviivix]

@@dudebruh8534 Well considering you touched the stove, got burned and learned not to do it again I'd say you gained at least two brain cells

[@dudebruh8534]

@@Aviivix Ayy you cant blame me with the stove. Had a relative who owned one of those flat top stoves with the hidden metal part under plastic. Visibly no way to see if its hot or not and got some burns on my dumb 6 or 7 year old hand.

[@danceswithsquirrels7106]

He must’ve been holding up a lot of people at the end: Jon, Jean, John, Juan, Jhon, Jaan

[@I3lueberry]

Jawn

[@Kurszt]

You forgot Jan, Jahn and Jhan.

[@drysoup3017]

Jawn gahn gjon jgon

[@seanwilkinson8696]

...Ivan, Ian, Sean, Shane, Shaun...

[@crisptomato9495]

Gahn

[@YHK_YT]

Baby using the dad as a mech, that’s why he was speaking and looked like he was about to cry, because he had no control of their baby. It’s bigbaby doing again

[@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6GTh4Oumctqeq8

[@rhysfitzpatrick9626]

Boss Baby 3

[@floofyfurryfemboy]

It sure must be lame and dull seeing all these losers and bots be your replies instead of people willing to engage in your comment analysis

[@CrystalRose1111]

@@floofyfurryfemboy Yeah.

[@ajitsen6927]

@@floofyfurryfemboy Why is Charlies comment section filled with so much spam & bots ? Like he might legitimately be the only major creator who gets so many bots .

[@boxerchester8920]

Charlie's theory of everyone in the building being called john actually holds up why else ask for ID??

[@cookingwithkratos]

Stop jon

[@voxvolhynia5400]

He needed to see the visiting guy's ID to make sure he was a John, and thus permitted entry to the John haven. If he let in a Don, or a Jim, things could have gotten bloody.

[@aceeduventures]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnLRqqmPa7B7qNk ..

[@JK-ei7wr]

And John forbid if his name was Charles…

[@fort2558]

@@JK-ei7wr what they do to joshes in there is scary

[@voxvolhynia5400]

@@fort2558 It gives a whole new meaning to joshing around.

[@AletheAce]

This has happened to me a few times. I find they leave you alone if you immediately turn it around on them. "Well, I don't recognize YOU either. Show me your ID, rental agreement, and lead me to your unit right now or I'll call the police and have you escorted for trespassing"

[@ShinFahima]

That sounds smart. I might try this next time it happens; a shockingly common thing I find depending on where you live!

[@VermilDBK]

@@youtyiyyutuu3424 kys

[@iotaku]

"Why be the main character when you can be a side character that does whatever he wants?" -Sun John, art of john

[@TheForsaken666]

This arc of male karens is quite expansive. Baby controlling mech humans!

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

It's small man inside a bigger man. It's Gurren Lagann irl.

[@based757]

Sounds like a great anime

[@bluefrenk1750]

@@based757 sounds like Evangelion

[@retardedwoman420]

*coughs in frankenstein and igor from castlevania*

[@NotSomeOrdinaryGuy]

Can we stop using Karen and go back to using "cunt"? I feel like Karen puts a lot of genuinely nice ladies in the crossfire lol

[@TrollFejz]

As a John myself, I can confirm that we all come from this building.

[@Tzavaot]

It's the spawn point

[@John-ml2gh]

As a John myself, I can confirm this is true.

[@johnnyboyp19]

Same here

[@b-crumpthefurrypirate8983]

Same

[@thenamelessone6119]

What about us Juans. Do we come from the building's garden?

[@spectersz]

It’s the baby controlling him. This man isn’t even the baby’s father, he’s just some random dude. The man did not want to do this, it’s the baby. In conclusion, late abortion.

[@justinparkerthewildwolf6394]

The baby will control you next

[@hayden4361]

Let's just say, if Charlie ever has children they are gonna have some interesting questions when they discover his channel

[@Rehaaaaaaan]

Turns out they used to watch him in the beforelife

[@glub__blub]

You know charlie is gonna have them trained to like his videos immediately after upload before they’re of the womb

[@Milkrayt]

They might have questions but charlie has already answered all of them with the channel

[@LaterHarmony]

Lol that would be funny but I'm pretty sure he said he doesn't want kids on his stream but that could change

[@frankyb4440]

His kids will be nerdy and cool asf. I guarantee his kids will be prophets of truth and transparency.

[@garrett1682]

Here's the crazy thing about the "John" that is being heard repeating over and over, all 3 of our characters can be heard speaking meaning that voice isn't coming from any of them, it's coming from the baby

[@carmeltabby]

"Tell your friend that...he has to let people know he's visiting." He did, he said "I am visiting."

[@joukeschat2486]

"Who he's visiting" john wanted to know who the guy was and which john he was visiting because he is john afterall

[@mimiru69]

Was this guy supposed to call every single tenant in the building, strangers and all, and tell them that he's coming to visit?? Like wtf lol

[@mtrps_]

its the key and peele technique of avoiding getting hit by strangers, the ol' man holding a baby trick.

[@aceeduventures]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnLRqqmPa7B7qNk..

[@legtemal7304]

@@aceeduventures No thats the wrong video. The guy is talking about this one kzbin.info/www/bejne/rorbdoCXodCteKM

[@amysteriouspersonintophat1458]

I feel like that's similar to the tactic of kicking someone without any pants if you have a dong so the person fighting you would be afraid to touch you :D

[@noah.6o4]

@@legtemal7304 Canada moment T-T

[@hustlinjustin3560]

Hit the baby first

[@younesrahmouni8097]

What if the baby is his secret weapon? People think he’s unarmed but then the legend just starts swinging his baby around like a caveman.

[@robot.9316]

Lmao I keep imagining the fallout 4 mod

[@ooohhenrybmblm]

Hahahaha

[@hxrry6359]

“If someone’s gonna die today It’s not gonna be me”. The dad to his baby probably.

[@arxeha]

This is our shattered dreams, the Disarmer of Captain Cobra and the Meltdown of Mr Baby Man

[@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6GTh4Oumctqeq8

[@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573]

Lol

[@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6GTh4Oumctqeq8

[@MarshallMelloooo]

@sc6ut fan page who is technoblade

[@fatalbert2055]

There’s more bots than people in this comment section

[@JonGon005]

A building of all Jon's sounds like my kind of place to be

[@Waitingtroutguy]

JOHN GANG

[@JonnyHyperbole2090]

Hey Jon.

[@ITSMrBubbles1nOnly]

Plot twist, you end up in a building full of Johns instead.

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

The building of all John's is the perfect to be in

[@ZTheLastViking]

They only allow John with H you'd be treated as a 2nd class Jon in that complex

[@Jess-jt4zf]

"As if he is the bouncer of this apartment complex" Nah, the baby is the bouncer.

[@void-2b]

We're all John. But that Baby, that baby hungers for lasagna.

[@Intercaust]

He's probably a Luigi.

[@ShinFahima]

Lajohnga

[@astolfo-official]

and souls.

[@thepowerofsand6180]

It turns out he was in Vault 108 but instead of everyone being Gary they were all John

[@jonwagner811]

@MaximilianMus ✔ yoooooooooo

[@aldrickfondracul9297]

What is up with this trend of random schlubs thinking they get to demand papers from random strangers, like it's martial law and the military deputized a bunch of nosy yuppies? "Papers, please." "Are you a cop?" "No, just some random guy with a severe ego problem. I outrank the cops."

[@awaywedrove8861]

Same people who dream of performing citizen's arrests, maybe?

[@moredcaicyrus2826]

The wierdest part of this video is john being stunlocked by his own name and repeating it

[@asnailwithpizza9724]

"Everyone has that fantasy where you're the main character" Me: Remembers when I played a literal background character that just dies in other people's stories "Yeah, seems about right."

[@animusik1305]

why would you want that?

[@jonolas1626]

@@animusik1305 So there are stakes in the situation bruh, he is making all of the rest's fantasies way more interesting

[@Doofinon]

@@animusik1305 in many stories background characters tend to be more interesting sometimes xd

[@caldei8583]

He’s the hero we needed, but didn’t deserve

[@animusik1305]

@@Doofinon yeah I know that, sometimes background characters are actually better than the main characters but everyone's a main character in their story right?

[@ahmad92760]

My boy charlie just created an SCP: 'The John building'

[@johnw3772]

"He's John, you're John, I'm John" that hit too deep

[@fuziontonygaming]

Are there anymore John’s I should know about?

[@Erkdaddy]

@@fuziontonygaming "Meoooowww."

[@randomnpc222]

Its a tragic tale indeed

[@kdcanbarely]

Charlie saying "you're all John" reminded me of the "Shaun!!!" glitch from Heavy Rain that went off years ago

[@kaj7135]

Ajennahmenjaden… FBI.

[@Idoobbberz_TV]

SHAUUUUUUN! SHAUN! SHAUN! SHAAAUUUUN!

[@mellosus1632]

"Welcome to the gang kid, we've got Stealin' Steve, Murderin' Mike, and John." "What did John do?" "He got his hands on a cloning machine"

[@philip.not_ph1lza]

"You're John, he's John, he's John, I'm John! Are there any other Johns I should know about?"

[@cyber_dragon_123]

“John.”

[@philip.not_ph1lza]

@@cyber_dragon_123 I'm out of here

[@targard.quantumfrack6854]

I'm Jon, does that count?

[@randomnpc222]

No, none at all

[@matthijscalje4143]

"I think we've all had these fantasies at some point in our lives." Literally at any given point.

[@averageasianguy1927]

Jacksepticeye's dad is relaxing in heaven☺️😇

[@matthijscalje4143]

Wtf happened here?

[@averageasianguy1927]

@@matthijscalje4143 bots

[@ppurpleduck]

fucking hell there’s a bot infestation

[@tallnoodle4729]

call the exterminator

[@Ublivion01]

Fun fact: I worked at a marina, where my boss: John. There were sometimes upwards of 3 John’s on a dock for a time, one time out of the 4 years I worked there we had one John at least on 4/6 docks we had. Making that a whopping 5 John’s. Fucking 5. I’m sure there were more I didn’t know about, it’s a big marina.

[@anvec6145]

felt like "I don't know you, but I need to be personally aware of everyone's business" or "You wouldn't hit a man with a baby would you?"

[@taylordavison6849]

*Grabs baby's leg, winds up, and swings at the man's head.* "Yes, I would, and I did."

[@55titles12]

I like how if I saw this tiktok vid myself I would have been like "Ha, that was dumb and weird" but watching Charlie tell the story with the clips turns it into a mini comedy that has me like 🤣

[@shallbric6160]

Yesps

[@Damnto]

Love your name

[@Shed_is_Gaming]

This joke about "everyone in this building is John" feels like a joke towards the game "Everyone is John"

[@ganmerlad]

Chad is clearly thinking "All this apartment building are belong to me." He's so territorial I wouldn't be surprised if he peed on the front door.

[@frozenbinarystudio]

He should really consider using the John to pee

[@gabbie8284]

You enter the building, you get consumed by Jon. You become part of Jon. This security guard Jon wanted to protect a non-Jon from the fate worse than death by checking if he was already Jon or not.

[@auda1712]

"Everyone's John" - by John wick himself 😂

[@ArchArchyc]

Maybe John actually a pokemon, thats why he repeating his name

[@Noodles.Doodles]

Underrated comment.

[@BourdeoixEterno]

Very unfunny

[@indiferrentnihilism1074]

@@BourdeoixEterno joe

[@esri175]

@@BourdeoixEterno mama

[@wahoo.]

@@BourdeoixEterno ligma

[@shaun9080]

Charlie just made a fantastic SCP at the end there. Goddamn.

[@waylonbogart9932]

SCP-5466: The John Complex

[@TheBatman606]

I laughed so hard on the fucking John part I cried literal fucking tears.

[@Carnyzzle]

He's handling his wife's son pretty well

[@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6GTh4Oumctqeq8

[@CharlesMontgomeryBurns.]

@@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573 shut up

[@loop5312]

@@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573 shut up

[@zurodoro]

@@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573 shut up

[@ZakMilz]

I think the reason he brought his baby was bc he knew that with his plot armor the baby would be safe around him.

[@Giliver]

He likely lives alone Or his significant other works.... And since he's some sort of management he'd be the obvious choice as the stay at home parent.

[@ZakMilz]

@@Giliver yeah but hes so powerful the baby is safe

[@ToadyEN]

“I can’t wait to make this video go viral” makes me die inside 💀

[@sayedistrending]

This felt like a Dhar Mann episode. Who gets into an argument with a baby on their shoulders? 😱👶🦀

[@kiarara7014]

Lol

[@G89211]

Crab

[@infinitehwd2103]

Crab

[@foreverconfusedd7949]

Crab

[@salem2450]

Craab

[@Unknown-zd8bc]

Baby riot shield : Defense stats: 60 Absorb: 70 Deflect: 10 Heavy shield Special stat : If attack is block the shield has a 90% chance to stun or deafen opponents

[@OwOw_it_Lily]

Bash attacks inflict fear on the target, but rapidly decrease shield durability and have a chance to aggro nearby neutral mobs

[@DepressyDuck]

I hate this gear. Nowhere does it tell you that once you acquire it, you can’t drop it. There’s other stuff I want, but I can’t because I have to have this thing with me forever.

[@OwOw_it_Lily]

@@DepressyDuck Protection 0, Curse of Binding

[@yevanasvetya5486]

Breaks upon a few blocks

[@kawabatayuri]

@@DepressyDuck just bash the shield onto a wall multiple times until its durability breaks, you then can choose other gear after it breaks

[@jared7947]

This apartment building is like that vault in fallout with only Gary and all his Gary clones

[@duchessedeberne3909]

GAAAARY

[@Douglas.kong33]

To play Chad's advocate, in my exes apartment complex a man once requested entry from a woman inside the building because it was locked. The woman let him in and he proceeded to go to a random apartment and just stab a girl to death for no reason. It's however entirely more likely (especially given the camera man's demeanor) that he was in fact visiting and not their to murder this man's baby.

[@willcurtis7066]

I mean demeanor doesn't really mean much any malicious person can just act fairly normal and not raise suspicion

[@thiccshake]

@@willcurtis7066 fax psychos are usually calm af

[@obese5094]

Sure, but thats not really anyone's fault but the murderer, as far as I'm concerned locked apartments like that are mostly security theatre, you just have to wait for someone to leave (9/10 people wouldnt give a fuck) or press several buttons until someone opens the door.

[@Douglas.kong33]

@@obese5094 you right

[@nomorenames7323]

Gotta hit him with the “Put down your baby, I’m breaking your nose.”

[@frankyb4440]

The baby controls the man through neurons attached to his hair. Delicate but prosperous talent.

[@issahumps]

As someone named john I always make sure my neighbors are also named john. It’s a john thing

[@MasonBrown-qq7oq]

Gotta keep the johns in close proximity

[@VenosValentine]

I have cataplexy and you almost triggered it when I couldn’t stop my laughter at “we’re all Squidward” 😂😂

[@scooterparsons5349]

Charlie's a dangerous man to be watching then lol

[@sapnupua5]

@@scooterparsons5349 lmao

[@DoodleDonkey45]

Guess comedies are like horror films for you

[@poopybody1469]

Okay...

[@rustyshackleford2022]

Nobody cares about your disgusting misfortune deformity

[@doubledeckertoaster8697]

The sequel for Ratatouille is really late, but I’m still hyped.

[@koalatycontent1305]

That's why the guy was so concerned and needed to see ID. You can't even visit if you're not a John, just how it works.

[@40LKY]

Despite not being the nuisance in this situation, I still can't help but cringe at the "I can't wait for this video to go viral" comment. It's not often that you hear that from anyone but the antagonist.

[@Silby13]

Yeah it kinda makes me think that he just records every interaction he has with another human hoping it will be entertaining for internet points.

[@DaGrox94]

Meh, I don’t really see an issue with it. If someone gave me a ton of shit for no reason and then humiliated themselves of their own volition, I’d be excited to show everyone, too.

[@bigfatcarp93]

@MaximilianMus ✔ Lol that dislike ratio

[@rmarius9341]

@@DaGrox94 You are being just as immature at that point. That guy looks and sounds like he is under extreme stress while possibly having some sort of severe Schizophrenic meltdown. You can see at the end that he is feeling sorry for what happened and the fact that the guy keeps calling him Jhon is probably because he knows the dude has something and wants to calm him down.

[@CrystalRose1111]

@@rmarius9341 I mean that’s an awful lot of speculation from a short ass interaction but ok sure

[@pastaconnoisseur8441]

Instead of SCP 13498516 or whatever, this is SCP-JOHN

[@Khy._]

That "we're all squidward" *really* caught me off guard.

[@Nizurre_aka_Zili]

Same LOL

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Same

[@veronicamunoz31]

Best Spongebob episode

[@matthewbrownii3180]

Smoothest Spongebob reference slip in I’ve ever heard.

[@JorshusPrime]

My mans thinks he's spongebob after he was given the hall monitor sash

[@guislarcia6423]

“Identify yourself” “Yeah, my name is Drew P. Wiener”

[@KM-mw3jp]

My landlord maked a big deal about how you’re not allowed to let random people in, that they have to be let in by the person their visiting when I first moved in, but like… the doors are also propped open 24/7 so they literally don’t actually care 😂

[@IIETMII]

Maked

[@Montasir125]

Does the landlord live in the building?

[@KyudoKun]

So if Charlie's theory is right about the whole apartment/building is being inhabited by Johns. Does that mean that their favorite food is also Papa John's pizza??

[@awaywedrove8861]

It's not their favorite food necessarily, but it's the only food allowed in the building so they have to make do

[@originofsky]

they might be the only people to eat at long john silvers lmao

[@plvmbvm513]

It's fitting that most apartments are a public toilet, therefore the one apartment that is protected from this is safe because everyone there is a "john" aleady

[@13EmoKittyKisses13]

I feel bad for the kid having to grow up with a "man" like that as his dad.

[@poopyscoopy6984]

ya name has given me cancer

[@gamerzss]

@@poopyscoopy6984 so has ur face

[@tanyaharmon6739]

@@poopyscoopy6984 said Poopy Scoopy69

[@valpro4604]

Why put quotation marks on "man". It's not a titile

[@Sandbowls]

@@valpro4604 In common internet language, quotations are often used to sarcastically call someone something they obviously are not. The joke is that this person with the baby on his head is not acting like an adult male but instead like a baby or child.

[@SatisfiedShark]

One time I walked up to an apartment complex to check on a friend and some random guy I never met opened the door for me and let me in. Didn't say a word more than "Hello". I'd only been to this building once before and I never saw that man

[@ES-ks1ee]

It’s like that one Twitter meet up with everybody named Josh fought to be rightfully claimed as the one true Josh

[@J.barker42]

Charlie just discovered the "Johnathon Paradox"

[@KoopaShellzz]

The reason John was repeating his name was probably cause the “gatekeeper” was saying the camera man needed to tell them who he was visiting.

[@mr.100rupees3]

He's not even holding the baby, if the baby let go of his hair for even a second, it's plummeting

[@techrvl9406]

Facts. Luckily, toddlers apparently have a grip stronger than any other baby primate, pound for pound.

[@Ziraeth]

I love it when John uploads

[@MasonBrown-qq7oq]

Thanks

[@rbrendel1302]

As a dad of a former toddler myself, I'm really impressed how this sleep-deprived hero is even able to remember A name (even if it's not necessarily his name) AAAND having tears left to cry in public. When my daughter was the age of this baby overlord, I was in full on Zombie mode all day, every day. So kudos to this hero 🤘

[@chaeryeongships3991]

Ahh Charles white. Thank you for blessing us again with your raw masculinity. Love you

[@pullt]

The baby is his shield to keep him from getting his ass beat.

[@redstoneraptor8101]

I love that Everyone is John is an actual table top roleplaying game.

[@ChopStixLoL]

Can't believe that guy was putting John Jr. in danger!

[@StalwartTirith]

This video felt like some sort of fever dream, especially with the weird "John" repetition going on at the end.

[@fakaguya9952]

fun fact : every time an unidentifiable male dead body is found, police name its owner John.

[@mrleaf6055]

john doe, yeah

[@bobbybobbi]

5:40 we’re all squidward

[@lennonmcdonnell7527]

That’s the most relatable intro I’ve ever seen.

[@tedsmith9726]

In a D&D campaign I'm running, all characters are canonically named John, including Asmodeus

[@icarus4131]

Grease Jesus has blessed us with another great upload

[@akish302]

@All i do is winn begone bot

[@Ryan-jd6ii]

The video literally has been up for less than 2 minutes… how do you know how great it is….

[@joshstraub6972]

True

[@cameronpolite2199]

Greasus

[@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573]

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