Horrible Pure Gold Apartment

This is the greatest gold apartment of All Time

[@AleksWorkshop]

This is the house you build out of exclusively gold blocks when you enter creative mode in minecraft for the first time.

[@notgray88]

I actually did that in survival. Solid gold mansion.

[@fakephan]

@@notgray88 is it really a mansion or just a giant golden box with a door and furniture?

[@notgray88]

@@fakephan proper mansion. I think I used about 2000 gold blocks.

[@fakephan]

@@notgray88 mine was a giant fucking diamond box

[@Rayven_420]

@@notgray88 2000 blocks isn't near enough for a mansion

[@puffii_]

This is like what the cool kid in 6th grade would draw up when he said he’s gonna be rich and famous and live in a mansion

[@chill_ham]

It actually looks worse lol

[@yuckyskunk2021]

"so thats a dollar sign on the wall?" "yeah its all gold"

[@yuckyskunk2021]

the thing is u could make such a dope design with a gold motif but these rich posers just ate shit instead

[@Kyle-fy3jk]

This is literally Bling Bling Boy if he had a NYC apartment

[@sneaky3384]

You mean every 9 year olds Minecraft house

[@mattuwu9978]

These houses make the saying “money can’t buy taste” SO apparent.

[@cana0]

The second one is amazing tbh

[@BasileosHerodou]

@@cana0 it's still ugly and pretentious

[@Anal_Flute]

@@BasileosHerodou nah

[@rockyevans1584]

Is that a saying? Are you an interior designer by chance?

[@mattuwu9978]

@@rockyevans1584 nah, I’m just really into architecture in my free time

[@Enigma_Real]

Having a Gold appartment actually has alot benefits. When you move to another place, you can melt it down and forge a new appartment. Its genius man!

[@ashland6562]

@Anton Chigurh yeah to hell

[@anders9646]

No because its 4 carats of leaf gold the same shit people puts on steaks

[@Enigma_Real]

@@anders9646 You destroyed my dreams. damn you!

[@courier6960]

The fact that the owner literally put a plaque in his bathroom with the words “golden shower” on it, tells me he either is the densest rich guy on the planet, or literally made the entire bathroom gold for this one joke.

[@courier6402]

I've found an imposter it seems

[@Chadmiral]

Lmao

[@mrosskne]

it's not a joke. the shower produces molten gold.

[@jay-zdenton6094]

lmao

[@HowToChangeName]

It makes suicide easier

[@Spiracle]

The house number is 69 as well... There's no way this wasn't designed by an incredibly rich 14 year old after playing GTA once.

[@aspentune2719]

Hi. Just wanna let you know that I love your channel mascot 🐸

[@joinsideke]

I feel like it was some dude bro who suddenly came into a lot of money, and this was his idea of what rich people houses looked like. "Gold is the most expensive thing, right? Just put gold everywhere."

[@aspentune2719]

@@joinsideke I think the guy just had a bunch of gold from winning a game of rock-paper-scissors and didn't know what to do with it, but then got inspiration from watching his 14-year-old son play gta

[@PeachDragon_]

A 14 year old with an incredibly rich parent

[@skeletonjanitor]

@The Spatza ok

[@buckfella4030]

This is the IRL equivalent of making an entirely diamond block house in Minecraft

[@SummerTSD]

Silence bot

[@rogueeBLU]

@@SummerTSD no :)

[@ohwell6422]

@@SummerTSD Oi contain this stupid thing at least X-Files!

[@Nova-if1dq]

no truer words

[@skrrtskrrt2410]

@@rogueeBLU can't wait for you to get scammed

[@Paul-nr1dz]

"This is your own private oasis," He says about a house made almost entirely out of glass

[@Aniware]

sand everywhere

[@Krakkokayne]

@@Aniware it's course, rough..

[@Aniware]

@@Krakkokayne and it gets everywhere.

[@HJ28_398]

@@Aniware Is it irritating?

[@spookaj6261]

This looks like your first Sims house where you'd just make excessively large rooms and plonk in as much random, repetitive furniture you can fit.

[@buckfella4030]

Charlie made that exact same joke lmao

[@gemlue7827]

This is too true. My first sims house was a clown house.

[@idkneo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4a5kHprrdd4e6M.

[@isolate6509]

YES

[@yourlocalcheetodustdealer2946]

And use THEE most expensive furniture in the og Sims 1 (that’s what I did back then lmaoo)

[@mathewglover33]

“It’s like a gta online house held by a 12 year old” best line

[@cookiecrumbler2345]

@KSIClips stfu

[@8ava8198]

read that as he said it in the video

[@gayassjit695]

nah best line is “it’s like they took nutsacks and taped them to wood”

[@sufferingforests1415]

@KSIClips one piece sux

[@kabinsolos]

@@sufferingforests1415 you’ve gone too far

[@labcatdog00000]

I never wanna hear anyone say that Resident Evil mansions aren't "realistic" after seeing these

[@MasterGamer12234]

Jesus, you just murdered a whole group of people with a single comment.

[@MasterGamer12234]

@The Spatza Wrong convo or something my dude?

[@MasterGamer12234]

@@joshmiller7793 I think so? Or he might have seen my: "Jesus" and went on a tangent from it. I was saying it in a way where you walk into a room full of dead people: you know, the horror movie type of afraid: "Jesus! "

[@arifhossain9751]

@@MasterGamer12234 It was an actual bot (unlike you) and it spammed the entirety of the early comment section.

[@wacklegend9334]

I really like the resident evil mansion. I wish i could live in it if it wasn't so easy to get lost and didn't have only 1 bathroom u need 2 keys to open 😵

[@jedodom3056]

You know, gold is really nice, when it's not the primary focus. Think of pants, no one would think a pair of solid gold pants are ever going to be appealing, but when it's a pair of just high quality pants with a golden button and zipper, then everyone will stare in envy when you pull down those pants, and definitely not because you are stripping in the middle of the road.

[@tornadodee148]

youd be surprised. I saw some gold pants I can safely say look a milion times better than this appartment.

[@doomfistmain5515]

@@tornadodee148 not exactly a high bar

[@tornadodee148]

@@doomfistmain5515 what do you have against gold pants?? If worn right they can be pretty fashionable, just check the doll Mina Fleur from Rainbow High

[@Shot5hells]

I think everything being gold can look nice, like the leviathan in destiny 2. The way these rich idiots do it though is incredibly ugly.

[@weavercs4014]

@@tornadodee148 they're ALWAYS ugly as sin. It's a cheap colour when overdone. Gold should be accented. THAT is style

[@charliepotts2103]

This looks like something bling bling boy would build for himself on johnny test.

[@TheDarkkilla12]

If the owner isn’t a copy paste 3D version of a long Bling Blong Boy, I’d be disappointed.

[@angelguerrero7655]

this doesn't have more likes because u posted it 2 days ago and a lot of ppl forgot about Johnny Test. but it deserves all the likes.

[@Tw0Dots]

@@angelguerrero7655 Yeah. it’s pretty normal to forget about a kids show from 16 years ago 🤣 The JT Generation are adults now & the majority are most likely not gonna be thinking about it, nevermind even remember it ah the nostalgia

[@angelguerrero7655]

@@Tw0Dots seriously, but it's so fitting which is perfect. Like, this golden atrocity made *Bling Bling Boy* relevant again, and JT is a fucking deeep cut lol

[@mindlessscientist3772]

God now this comment section has got me feeling old and thinking about other nostalgic shows. Remember Generator Rex?

[@ConnorPugs]

Imagine they sent Steve “Gold” to a pure “Gold” apartment just on random without realizing the correlation

[@Theghettocommander.]

Imagine

[@AsianCole]

Imagine

[@sydney4782]

right lmao and imagine if they didn't even notice his name is gold like the gold bathroom

[@uhohmemebiggestboy212]

@Cloudify no it can't

[@GravityK-b]

"Imagine" Yeah it's almost like they deliberately sent Steve to that apartment to be ambushed by gold. But what do I know it's all just speculation.

[@MemeL0rd13]

One thing I see is that these houses have a lot of furniture or big furniture. Now Imagining my lonely ass sitting at that giant table eating cheerios alone would make feel pathetic.

[@drsipp407]

The tables are meant for the weekly kiddie-diddling rich people meetings

[@Truffalot]

@@drsipp407 is the kiddie diddling mandatory?

[@warsh1p234]

@@Truffalot probably

[@stewale]

I wanted to respond by saying rich people with gold bathtub probably don't eat cheerios alone sadly by a gigantic table, but I guess rich people with gold bathtub drinking wine alone sadly by a gigantic table is pretty much the same.

[@thecrepeofdeath]

@@stewale they do, but the Cheerios are made of endangered grain and frosted with gold

[@blakew.5736]

I’m a real estate appraiser. What I can tell by the tactics of these agents is that they talk 10x more about the stuff you can put in literally any house anywhere, than why this particular location and the layout of the house itself makes it desirable. Most of these fixture’s and add-ons add little to the value of the house relative to their cost. Rich people (usually the wife) prefer to design the interior themselves so all of these things they’re mentioning are likely gonna be removed when the buyer moves in.

[@sayamqazi]

Not even rich wives. That is true for almost any woman. It is their thing, women love to redo the interior of houses and once they are done it is actually miles better than what a guy would do. Before anyone gets triggered with implied genderism. This has been my overwhelming experience and I stand by my words.

[@yossarian00]

@@sayamqazi no one cares about your experience

[@sayamqazi]

@@yossarian00 Yeah I know.

[@boogur9850]

Honestly I'd melt the gold down and use it to pay for the renovation.

[@sassypwny]

@@toucan2227 i mean usually female animals tend to make the “nests” or “homes” in their lil family so it could be, but also, in many other species the males help too! i think since our brains are able to decide what we like and don’t like (unlike most animals who mostly act by instinct instead of self reflection) i think it just depends on if you want your house to look nice, like your place, like your partners place, or like both your styles put together. i don’t really think for humans at least it really matters, i just think it’s person preference!

[@Puddlesoak]

To be fair, "Someone Suffering on the Floor" does sound like a multi-million dollar art piece

[@slayeroffurries1115]

Is that freaking Lagiacrus?

[@Puddlesoak]

@@slayeroffurries1115 yes

[@andriod5160]

Almost as bad as “Take the money and run”

[@adreamelech6214]

Reasonable enough

[@VeuTrox]

@@slayeroffurries1115 nice Malzeno pic too. This is probably the channel I least expected to find a MH fan

[@nnnnoooolll44444]

Imagine falling and permanently denting the floor

[@user-pc9oj9ci1r]

@be happy ratio

[@user-pc9oj9ci1r]

@@justice4chauvin942 ratio

[@johnyboy228]

@be happy ratio

[@xmxhmxtx]

@@justice4chauvin942 dont ever post that again

[@_hannaki]

venti

[@idontgiveashit5401]

"Art's so dumb for rich people" - Truer words have never been spoken.

[@bruhz_089]

Jonathan

[@jimmycarburator2012]

actually rich people dont buy expensive dumb shit just to have it, rather they have it so they can converte their millions into products that the government cant tax

[@rickeydart3040]

@@jimmycarburator2012 Can the government not tax art?

[@mojojoji5493]

@@jimmycarburator2012 it’s gotta be money laundering

[@manictiger]

I bet all the ones that got their money through illicit gains are sent to a personal hell, where everything is made of extremely ugly post-modern art and clashing architecture like we've seen in these videos. Day 1: Say, this place is pretty swell! Day 30: Alright, I can't lie, my eyes are starting to hurt. Day 666: I repent! Please let me out! I'm sorrry!!!

[@iamsad9107]

Seeing a literal gold bathroom with a money sign on the wall while being in a recession is making me go feral

[@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond]

Time to get a pickaxe

[@BrayK71]

"do you just lie about everything?" well charlie he IS a real estate agent.....

[@Tw0Dots]

Not only that, but he happens to be a normal human guy. So naturally, just a liar in general

[@UnknownSoldier412]

"It's not lying, it's commercial real estate"

[@justincruz5720]

What is fake estate?

[@scriptedjava265]

@@Tw0Dots ah yes, every man is a liar

[@trashyyfu]

@@scriptedjava265 I'm not sure if I just don't get it, but I think they mean everyone lies at least once so it's a human habit, but not labeling *everyone* as a liar

[@TookiTanuki]

The giant dollar sign adds even more to the stupidity of this apartment

[@mushroomcrepes4780]

looks like something you would spend 1500 robux to customize in roblox

[@sydn3y777]

it’s beyond classy

[@lamptowel]

@@sydn3y777 integer overflow

[@viciouslady1340]

And the star of david

[@bricolmane]

@@sydn3y777 cheesy*

[@fathersonadventures1090]

as an actual gold prospector and miner, this just pains me to see that this is where my hard work goes

[@sieghartprimeknight9]

AHAHAHAH

[@LoveFitsAll]

Aw i feel bad

[@oxydreamer]

i think most of our gold is used for electronics so in a way your work is necessary for gamers to prosper

[@josefranciscoaraya704]

That could be soooo much tech

[@Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist]

@Alex Valchev See, this is why wealth should only be held by monarchal peerage with bloodlines that have been established for centuries. You give some talentless clown rapper a Mazzerati and carte blanche to make his living space however he wants it and he designs it in the crudest and shallowest affectations of affluence he can muster when he hasn't (and probably never could) developed a proper appreciation for architecture or taste in décor.

[@MedorraBlue]

Not gonna lie, the $88B mansion is actually really cool. But to have THAT kind of money, you have to screw a lot of people over...

[@FGC292]

The bathroom for my Rimworld colonist with the "Jealous" trait.

[@astolfo-official]

sounds about right.

[@userequaltoNull]

Fucker still goes and digs up a corpse because his wife chopped down the Screamy Tree.

[@anodosarcade7355]

Oh my god i just started Rimworld! oh my god help me my colonists are constantly having major breaks and shits all stupid

[@treyyetti7004]

Glad to see rimworld getting more publicity lol

[@notajalapeno4442]

@@anodosarcade7355 thats rimworld for ya

[@DinoHunter]

At this point expensive houses look like something I would draw in 1st grade.

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYnRZauoYrJor7s* . .

[@anikdey9706]

Pretty much ur typical diamond house in Minecraft

[@nategwright]

I’m convinced that modern artists know how easy it is to scam rich people and make minimum effort “abstract” pieces to maximize profits. No way artists have gotten this bad genuinely.

[@adogwithagun2393]

Naw nowadays they make art really bad cause rich people will buy it and have to pay less taxes Buy a 100,000 painting of a nutsack? Yeah we'll take 3 million off your taxes

[@HichigoShirosaki276]

It's all part of the money laundering

[@aguyontheinternet9095]

Honestly when it comes to art sales it's more about the salesmanship than the quality.

[@Caldella]

Step 1. Make something that looks stupid and weird Step 2. Make it way overpriced. Use needlessly expensive supplies if you must. Step 3. Convince rich people that they're pitiful if they don't understand it so someone rich buys your shit just for the 'prestige.'

[@callmehanson9466]

They'll typically buy it for a like $100k, have an appraiser say it's worth millions and then donate it as a tax write-off.

[@CodySchmitt]

It's actually amazing how you can have that much money and then also have such a disgusting looking home.

[@stevenarvizu3602]

Some interesting facts about this: -The apartment was designed by Sam Jaradeh -He built it as compensation for not taking his wife to Brazil -Sam does indeed lift those gold dumbells -This building used to be owned by Micheal Cohen (Trump’s Lawyer) -Steve Gold isn’t just a real estate agent trying to sell this place, he actually ended up buying it -Steve Gold spent 2.5 million “de-golding” the house and then subsequently renovating it -Steve Gold works for Corcoran Real Estate, AKA he works for Barbara from Shark Tank -This building is now for sale for only 4 million dollars

[@l8Os]

this is the comment we’re all looking for

[@SelfKondukta]

Man knows how to research. Or you're really deep into housing market news

[@austinshamblin3160]

"“de-golding” the house and then subsequently renovating it" best interesting fact i have ever heard

[@dv9239]

Why is he selling it

[@stevenarvizu3602]

@@dv9239 I’m not sure, I assume he’s just moving out to a new place? I just saw that it said he owned the place so I looked it up and he still owns it but it’s listed on market for 4 million, so perhaps he’s just seeing how much money get for the place? I assume as a real estate agent he doesn’t mind selling his own home for a profit

[@Emma7846]

If someone pissed on the walls you wouldn’t know

[@anapple1220]

Smell.

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYnRZauoYrJor7s* ..

[@cruciateligamentx5183]

You could accidentally touch it

[@pug5760]

You would know if you lick it

[@yanikt.8918]

I mean it is a GOLDEN SHOWER... I'll leave now.

[@DaroLinguiniJohnson]

"It's like a GTA online house held by a 12 year old" Holy shit that is beyond accurate

[@genox633]

U can speak from experience

[@bo3moco586]

Don't forget there oppressor Mk2 that they'll just pull out of there asshole from time to time

[@Wawawalulu]

Nah, saints row woud've been on point tho

[@grungeisdead8998]

@@Wawawalulu nah it's missing the gang members and stripper poles at every corner in saints row crib

[@ubique9127]

00:50 give gru his chair back ffs

[@BiigManGage]

Every time Charlie uploads I physically become stronger and mentally become smarter

[@LukasKaaber]

It's the power of Jesus

[@johannsecretacc6685]

BEDROCK!?

[@Mr_Rabbit]

Every time you comment I physically cringe and mentally become aware of how little a verification tick means.

[@alexsiemers7898]

What’s up checkmark

[@f-ckmyr0fil617]

💕🎒🍒

[@muffin_the_metalhead3488]

remember when old people would have a room entirely dedicated to one colour or theme? an orange room, a green room, a flower room... etc? this is like that, but on steroids LOL

[@ezraf.7759]

funny bc thats exactly what I do when building Terraria houses

[@conner3626]

A flower room is reasonable ok, if your into gardening and your rich

[@MsDestroyer900]

@خالد اليافعي العتيبي المطيري العنزي bruh

[@Jack_DP]

@@conner3626 or it’s the 1960s

[@littlepoodle316]

My elderly aunts room had walls COVERED in masquerade masks

[@thexpineapplexgod]

Choose your fighter: -Apartment where everything is marble -Apartment where everything is gold

[@kyleb.9533]

If you can afford it...

[@Bloodhurl67]

Can't tell what's worse

[@catenjoyer76]

New quest: Discover which house is more expensive

[@blank_home1229]

personally, it depends on the map. if you're in volcanus you should go for marble because of the stat debuff gold gets. gold overall has more stats, despite the lower speed, making it a good matchup against marble.

[@pastagiovanni6527]

Marble for the win baby

[@buzzoffbozo4162]

i think my favorite thing about videos like this is the extreme thrill I receive when I watch a millionaire's solid gold bathroom while also understand and comprehending the thousands, men, women and children who can barley afford a well balanced meal. Everytime I see a homeless person begging for money on the corner of a busy street I see an instant flash of this bathroom and my heart pounds in this really amazing way. life is AMAZING.

[@alex-hc3sk]

?!

[@zachwilson3745]

This looks like a 13 year old who invested in bitcoin and sims customized his house on a cracked ipad with a foam cover

[@swirlffle8323]

@The Spatza but there is deez nuts all over your face

[@maryam-xo]

whoa whoa

[@shafo827]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[@bladrook3996]

It looks one of those gta apartments

[@getyerownwifi]

@@swirlffle8323 you killed him, his comments gone lmao

[@samnussbaum4321]

It’s said that the average middle-class worker would earn nearly $2.7 million in salary over their entire lifetime. Now imagine a house over $190 million. That’s fuckin’ wild.

[@ConorDoesItAll]

Eat the rich

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

@@ConorDoesItAll consume their bank accounts

[@kerbosplat5119]

@@sillylittleowlguy2392 mmmmm money i love eating dollar bills

[@zabawa444]

honestly that 2.7mil$ sounds good when you live in an eastern-european country where an average middle-class worker would earn like 500.000$ over their entire lifetime and the costs of living are getting dangerously close to western europe it's come to the point where i work somewhere around 250hours monthly and im still living with my parents because if i'd rent a flat i would basically lose half of my income without even counting utilities and the other half would be barely enough to live through a month on the cheapest food you'll find (meaning real bad quality cus you basically can't find good quality food here unless you're willing to pay five times the price if you'd like to buy yourself an apartament you'd have to live without spending a penny for like 10 years and probably more because the prices are constantly rising while median pay isn't

[@zabawa444]

also it's just wild to think about people having so much luxourious goods when you think about people that live in 3rd world countries and have it even worse than here

[@wickedmuffin76]

The "car gallery" looks like the parking garage of an slightly upscale mall.

[@johnbacon4997]

That was my thought too. Lmao

[@Echiio]

Yeah I would honestly rather live in the 2nd place rather than the 3rd one. It just seemed to be everything you could possibly need, while the 3rd one has stuff you will never need

[@mskittyamazingkat963]

When you had no real intentions to make a gold bathroom but Midas was the contractor

[@GravityK-b]

Seeing somebody named "Steve Gold" selling an apartment in NY City which has Attack On Titan art and Hydra Furniture is like a scene you would see from a film like SuperBad however given this is in real life makes this 100× times better IMO.

[@BagelmanZ32]

And the street number was 69😂

[@GravityK-b]

@@BagelmanZ32 Now that is lucky.

[@Syncopiia]

Having parties at places like this seems insane to me. Wouldn't someone be worried of getting robbed or some psycho hiding in the house after the event? There's no way in hell to have peace of mind in a place that big.

[@Mentadeath]

These places are probably as well guarded as the pentagon is, fucking private militias with full-body titanium armors. blaster cannons, laser rifles and what not

[@jackholmes7521]

@@Mentadeath what's stopping them from robbing the place?

[@Mentadeath]

@@jackholmes7521 Oh shit you're right

[@iz2333]

@@jackholmes7521 The other two militias, which you will employ to keep them in a constant state of struggle and rivalry. This will ensure that they can't just rob you and your home will be too much of a war zone for your average crime fan to steal from.

[@jackholmes7521]

@@iz2333 Sounds like a safe, relaxing environment to live in 😅

[@Interesting_Failure]

The absolute funniest thing about this, to me at least, is that silver has antibacterial properties and would actually do something if you made your entire bathroom out of it.

[@silverhawk8699]

I can see the floor being made from it, very cost effective for cleaning. Perhaps the crevices around the sink that builds up gunk too. However maybe not the _whole_ bathroom needs it, as silver is highly conductive for electricity and should the wiring in the bathroom not be up to code.. _very big accidents_ are bound to happen.

[@DarkShard5728]

​@@silverhawk8699isnt gold also pretty conductive

[@chees_eman729]

The golden apartment looks like something 8 year old me would build in minecraft creative mode.

[@marvincompa1677]

It looks like something I'd be proud of as a kid and later on get insulted for showing it to them

[@a1phamalestud]

Those were the worst type of houses all gold or diamond blocks

[@kirbobirbo0446]

o shit I just copied ur comment and didn’t realize

[@uh0hAnimates]

when do we get to see the diamond house

[@r3trobananas33]

you have nothing on me i made a diamond cube house in a swamp

[@kona8832]

"this is paradise" me a cleaner: "thats a lotta fuckin cleaning..."

[@deluxe5913]

I imagine gold must be hard to clean(maybe)

[@spro394]

@@deluxe5913 Yeah, got to keep it polished and keep it away from slobby aunts who want the house, your car, and your chedda.

[@Snakee423]

@@deluxe5913 silver has the same problem

[@jjcubbi2148]

im with you. every time i look at like exposed brick/stone, high ceilings and huge windows i get anxiety for the cleaners

[@kona8832]

@@jjcubbi2148 most cleaning is just time consuming instead of hard, but huge windows and especially ceilings take a toll on the back lol

[@geko1807]

This guy straight up lives in the minecraft house we llall built as a kid.

[@themightypizzadevourer6018]

@imy123 stfu

[@yourearent]

I literally made a gold mansion in minecraft when I was 12

[@AMagicalTortoise]

This reminds me of a thing we did in English 101 in college. Basically, we had to come up with ways to make a bathroom where people will make sure to keep it clean. In this hypothetical situation, we have infinite money as well as no outside rules applied. Someone suggested that they make it entirely out of gold, because who wants to get gold all dirty?

[@lucascarpato4132]

“Being extremly wealthy by exploiting the working class” Yes comrade Charlie

[@bonda_racing3579]

Cool your jets little Stalin your not stealing anyone's property anytime soon.

[@lucascarpato4132]

@@bonda_racing3579 "fuck off capitalist pig" nah bruh i'm joking to be honest😂 i just heard him say that and instantly thought about that

[@bonda_racing3579]

@@lucascarpato4132 no problem just found It funny how that one line flooded the comment section.

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

LETS GOOO COMRADE CHARLIE!!

[@bicheiroparadoxo4894]

@@bonda_racing3579 you have no relevant property to act like you are the antagonist on this story, boy.

[@elli_lovesmusic]

This series is gonna end with Charlie buying all these apartments and rendering them to their base materials just to fill the warehouse with marble

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYnRZauoYrJor7s*

[@keniel-prime6214]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYe8nZ6CltqDors

[@sta1nless]

He could make videos for the rest of his life and he still could not afford even one of these places

[@sahara4229]

Fatherless pfp

[@laidback6154]

Why do all these expensive houses look like they’re owned by Disney villains?

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYnRZauoYrJor7s* . .

[@yoitsmichelle5838]

Probably are

[@milkfaerie1368]

because rich people are villains

[@a1phamalestud]

@@milkfaerie1368 not the rich people who started from the bottom ,well mostly not.

[@oxydreamer]

​@@a1phamalestud true and the guy who owned the $195 million house was Jerry Perenchio and he grew up in Fresno (very low income area), financed his own business degree and ended up founding a spanish TV network that made him rich. He donated over $500 million worth of art to museums.

[@Pattro]

This is like the one really expensive gold apartment from tomodachi life.

[@Rock-tc3qg]

"This wine cellar holds 12,000 bottles", almost completely empty shelves. 🤨

[@Freekymoho]

If you can afford to drop 200 mil on that excessive abomination, you can probably afford to fill the cellar

[@jmiquelmb]

Also, why the hell would you have 12k bottles. At 1 bottle a day, it would take more than 20 years to empty. Unless the house is filled with alcoholics emptying your cellar, it's not practical

[@Freekymoho]

@@jmiquelmb The idea is to have a large selection, not just a large stock. Also the stock might not last as long if you throw lavish parties on your massive estate

[@jmiquelmb]

@@Freekymoho Yeah, but can you really know 12k different wines? That's imposible. You won't even know what you have there

[@Freekymoho]

@@jmiquelmbprobably not, but you could know 200 different wines and have 60 bottles of each

[@Bartleby1892]

This is how poor kids imagine a place of a rich guy would look like. The owner has most likely been very poor, got rich and this is the first apartment he decorated. Now he's either out of money or he matured enough to dump this place. Maybe he's a rapstar or something.

[@angeleaterstudios1004]

As a kid who grew up poor, this is absolutely true. But as I've gotten older, I realized my "rich person dream" is a moderately sized home with a whole ass workshop. I don't need gold and wine and clout. I just want to be happy and build stuff.

[@poweroftruth9258]

The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life..!.!.!.

[@meltinggoo3272]

@@poweroftruth9258 lmao shut up

[@yorickvlt1021]

Cool beans

[@Nawmps]

Hope he got away from the 13 year old GTA:O mentality

[@austinreed5805]

Whoever would buy this doesn’t deserve the money they have.

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYnRZauoYrJor7s* 🥀🥀

[@rasmie8858]

They probably don't, it looks like something a novice drug dealer would break a bank on just to impress the prostitutes

[@whatsittoya7718]

I would buy the second one, well actually no cause I wouldn’t live in California

[@ballislife2351]

If you worked hard for the money,and you really wanted this apartment, you deserve it

[@Sykronium]

You know what I’ll buy you too then.

[@doctorstainy]

The 195mill mansion was kinda nice, at least that place looks comfortable and fit for a king. You get a garden and tennis court etc. Some of the modern apartments just looks like tiny malls or a car dealership. They might be big for apartments, but compared to a regular big house they seem so small and offer so little. I love when the mansions have that oak panels on the wall and stuff.

[@LonkinPork]

11:24 here's a fun fact if you ever want to pretend you can play piano: since the black keys, C# D# F# G# and A#, collectively comprise a pentatonic scale, if you only hit those keys, any combonation of keys you hit will sound "good" in a rudimentary kind of way.

[@if7723]

I escaped your music class at the age of 6, you can't drag me back in.

[@katiecrowley980]

Thanx

[@skinnypotato9525]

This is a good way of showing the man's empty soul

[@joelglanton6531]

That's good advice. Also hold the sustain pedal down and only let it go on the one (i.e. do a four count and hold the pedal down on two through four)

[@iaminconstantpain4330]

This be how everyone's first minecraft creative house be lookin

[@ro4less95]

Haha

[@ummwhodidnt]

Be?

[@battalion8736]

can we talk about just how shitty the placement for the punching bag is? they placed it next to fucking glass!?!?!?!?!??!

[@m.dave2141]

i mean that punching bag wasn't meant to be punched anyways

[@unhealthyburrito6589]

And it said ‚Golden shower‘ in the shower.

[@battalion8736]

@@unhealthyburrito6589 holy shit i totally missed that XD

[@swans184]

And it’s ribbed with jewels and shit how the hell are you supposed to punch it that way

[@themurmeli88]

EVERYTHING, in that... "house" is placed awkwardly. It's just random shit littered all over the place, like 2:08 there is just a bed, and a few chairs all over, and wall sized mirror... mixed with pure white painted walls and plain wooden floor with not even a carpet, it's such a goddamn eyesore. This entire thing looks just like a concept room, that a 3D modeler would use to take screen shots of individual furniture pieces, before placing them into the asset store.

[@PatrickWDunne]

I'll never get tired of Charlie roasting horrible mansions or Dhar Mann videos

[@MrMemes21]

Same

[@Rurike]

As someone who was very content living in his two room apartment while going through college, I cant even fathom what you would do with the sort of space a mansion gives

[@lonotalonota5779]

Flex on the poors.

[@billygoatguy3960]

Just be sad, they dont actually have time to enjoy it. If they arent retired the house is probably a very sad place for them.

[@snacksnake7418]

you could afford a two bedroom in college?

[@Rurike]

@@snacksnake7418 well it was supposed to be shared but the other guy never showed up, appartment might be the wrong word since it was a in campus building

[@oimate6357]

Play music and dance around That’s what I would do

[@kaydensanchez1482]

“I did offline mining and this is what I got”

[@rushwxllehrush9631]

(Your gamemode has been updated)

[@aaronprice994]

All rich people “art” is the worst art ever.

[@Ar1AnX1x]

when people with no artistic sense pretending to have it

[@yowlrdubz]

"Fine" art is a money laundering scheme

[@schizoaristocrat]

You mean contemporary rich art.

[@OfficialFedHater]

They're propping up art majors around the world.

[@feetfinderguy7044]

@Shinshocks yup

[@Steviebob-]

"It's like a GTA Online house held by a 12 year old!" As someone who plays GTA Online, I can confirm this is true, well, if Rockstar gave us that sort of customization.

[@RichardThimble]

Remember: Just because it’s expensive doesn’t mean it’s good

[@bigurodelaz]

Like AirPods lol

[@zagzig3734]

idk that 195$ was pretty good

[@wildman510]

@@bigurodelaz or raycons

[@bigurodelaz]

@@wildman510 what Raycons are good my sister has them

[@SemekiIzuio]

Well that 2nd apartment had some nice cool ideas

[@cr1ms0n10]

Steve Gold talks about a gold apartment, that’s comedy gold

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYnRZauoYrJor7s* . .

[@MrWarthog]

@@justice4chauvin942 sus

[@WheresPoochie]

I see what you did there

[@DashTheBlaze]

Phil Swift: Now that's a lot of..........Gold!

[@rookie9309]

@@drew9253 I am forever scarred

[@nachtzx]

the 195 million dollars house looked like a agent 47 mission

[@drathonix9930]

It would be an easy one for him at that, so many hiding spots...

[@Nietabs]

Agent 48

[@FroggBoy1]

It's honestly frustrating that we live in a world where we make these most cartoonishly expensive homes imagineable, while simultaneously having hundreds of thousands of people without a home

[@xv_ermac7561]

The first guy puts king Midas to shame, everything he touched in his house just turned into gold

[@SirDankleberry]

Do you think Midas's turds turned to gold and if so did they turn gold inside or upon exist? Also what about his piss, a literal golden stream but did it feel like passing a continuous kidney stone?

[@robyn6455]

@@SirDankleberry thanks i hate this LMFAO

[@Stag_Z]

@@SirDankleberry frick I hate this comment but bc it kinda makes sense

[@xv_ermac7561]

@@SirDankleberry Wh-

[@ricardoferraz2404]

Except they actually managed to turn gold into shit when building this abomination

[@sen5530]

The gold looks like all thoses rotting decaying mansions in games but before they were rotting and decaying

[@arcware0]

Looks like a Bioshock location through the eyes of a Little Sister

[@Cirno.mp4]

@@arcware0 That's implying that these rich people houses were even as good or cool as any of the spots in Rapture.

[@arcware0]

@@Cirno.mp4 Bioshock environment design slaps incredibly hard

[@Cirno.mp4]

@@arcware0 It really does. Art Deco is cool, man.

[@arcware0]

@@Cirno.mp4 Picking up the Bioshock collection on Switch was one of my better choices in life

[@SkinnedBanana]

The shower literally had a plaque saying golden shower. I'm dead

[@gulemord7257]

This is the house that is labeled with "Pro" on those mobile ads

[@Commenter26]

"Michael Phelps swam in this pool" "The entire world's supply of wine is in this cellar" "There is no war in Ba Sing Se"

[@jmiquelmb]

He's claiming that the entire world supply is 12k different bottles at most. There's no fucking way this is true. The area where I live is a very small wine producing region and I'm sure you can find at least 300 different bottles

[@pedrokiihl856]

Bro, he's claiming that all bottles of one specific brand/year of wine was in that cellar, not EVERY WINE IN THE WORLD

[@jmiquelmb]

@@pedrokiihl856 Little you know that all of those bottles are for Michael Phelps. This guy likes wine even more than water

[@Raigosai]

@@jmiquelmb paid in wine to live in the tunnels like a mole man.

[@s4nder86]

@@jmiquelmb Some say he swims even faster in wine.

[@ThatGuyMj]

Man's apartment looks like something Scrooge McDuck would make...

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYnRZauoYrJor7s* .

[@redacted9164]

@@bruh.4992 giga virgin

[@Duelkitten]

I'm pretry sure even scrooge would think this is a waste. His mansion at least makes sense.

[@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling]

@@Duelkitten You say that, but he has a giant pool of gold coins to swim in.

[@jotarobat]

@@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling yeah but the pool isnt made of gold itself its more like concrete/white stone

[@Lux-os6nl]

"And if you look closely-" "You can still see some blood." That part caught me off guard😁

[@itsdarthlogan8499]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqu2XoV5lrt_etU

[@doofward]

imagine taking a bite of the furniture and you realize everything’s just chocolate

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYnRZauoYrJor7s* . .

[@chapa435ify]

Like those videos where there's a mundane every object and someone runs a knife through it to reveal it was cake all along

[@justsomeregret7993]

Damn u Willy Wonka

[@WyvernRex2099]

These bots are getting faster

[@toxico6158]

Stfu bot

[@chippudoodles5590]

The one that looks like the house of a president isn't THAT horrendous actually, or at least in comparison to the others. When I become dictator of the universe I might buy that.

[@o_ver2.094]

Sorry that Job is for me you can be the bug lord as a prize for good effort

[@chippudoodles5590]

@@o_ver2.094 Alright

[@Mr.Speebus]

yo can you put in a good word for me?

[@chippudoodles5590]

@@Mr.Speebus Sure!

[@Declan_Meehan]

Dibs

[@yatokami2449]

"Just because it's gold ain't mean you ballin" - Einstein probably

[@freeplex589]

Einstein didn’t say that pal

[@TennMori]

Fym Einstein was a OG

[@freeplex589]

@The Spatza stop talking out your backside

[@batzorigvaanchig6358]

Just because it's gold ain't mean you ballin' is a good summary of his other quote "[Capitalism] as it exists today is, in my opinion, the real source of evils. I am convinced there is only one way to eliminate these grave evils, namely through the establishment of a socialist economy", based Einstein

[@freeplex589]

@@batzorigvaanchig6358 capitalism is not evil, capitalism is great

[@spongerobert]

10:22 Michael Phelps just materialize whenever there's a swimming competition. How can you become the best if you don't win absolutely every competition

[@DerVasto]

"Art for rich people" is quite literally the same as everything else for rich people: It doesn´t matter what and how it is, even the most illogical and objectively ugly construct is redeemed by being special and expensive. Rich folk have a long history of doing the dumbest shit simply because it´s something the peasantry would never do or be able to do. They really try to make themselves feel special through their money, which actually is fucking sad.

[@DerVasto]

@@SWAGIV1300 Fact is, an elite rich class works out on paper, but then you have the feeble human mind with the sheer arrogance that they are any better than those with lower income, forgetting that they should be the ones in charge of making everything work. If the upper class actually took responsibility and would not operate on a base constructed almost exclusively on lies and manipulation, this social construct could work since the alternative as far as we know is marxism, which is not working out whatsoever practically. TL;DR: What we have with capitalism wouldn´t even be bad if people wouldn´t start being so fucking money-hungry even though they are rich as fuck already. But it seems the richer people get, the more obsessed they get with riches.

[@DerVasto]

@@d76458 Define "special". Because having money is nothing special, having a unique or rare skill that helped you MAKE that money now, that´s special. But as it stands, your comment is shallow and hold no meaning aside from trying to insult a stranger on the internet for reasons unknown.

[@asleepcorn3391]

They get scammed constantly it just doesn’t get talked about because they don’t notice dont care and think it’s cool to spend a lot of money on shit

[@venti9925]

@@DerVasto You insulting extravagance and Avant Garde sculptures just speaks on your inability to appreciate it. However. This apartment is still trashy. That lamp was nice. But yeah lol. Learn two seperate the two.

[@venti9925]

Lmaoo autocorrect fail. Learn to separate the two.*

[@cohendaniel9442]

“Stick to being wealthy through exploiting the working class” lmfaooo I love that Charlie !

[@camelloy]

I’m continuously amazed by people’s desire to live in an apartment of any cost when they could just get a house

[@Thatonehippiecosmo]

Poor people exist. Is this genuinely news to you? Apartments are cheaper than houses in most cases.

[@camelloy]

@@Thatonehippiecosmo bruh watch the video for context. Why the hell would I buy a million dollar mansion instead of a million dollar house

[@Thatonehippiecosmo]

@@camelloy that is not what i said.

[@camelloy]

@@Thatonehippiecosmo I know that’s not what you said but the implication of your statement was devoid of the context which it was made in. Your right that apartments can be cheaper but why would anyone in their right mind buy a multimillion dollar apartment when you could buy a mansion and thus the actual property. I’m not denying poor people exist

[@Kirraii]

@𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐨-𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧 intellectual

[@iamnotthatguy7166]

“In fact George Washington used this elevator” I nearly spit out my water

[@kinderx16_38]

Steve Gold is just committed to his job he gets a name change for every place he visits. He used to go by Steve Marble.

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYnRZauoYrJor7s* . .

[@academy_killer]

Underrated comment fr fr

[@idkneo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4a5kHprrdd4e6M.

[@StrawberryPuIp]

"Does he just lie about everything?' he's trying to sell the house, of course he lies like a snake

[@DavidVassleofYeshua]

A snake has never lied to me before. They just slither away. You talk to snakes??

[@StrawberryPuIp]

@@DavidVassleofYeshua you know those people who use like a flute to make a snake dance? I'm one of those after I watched the video

[@whambamduel]

"rich people have bad taste" -drew gooden

[@jimmybeans5879]

Money can’t buy taste

[@whambamduel]

@@jimmybeans5879 unless you're at a restaurant

[@core3481]

We're you done playing weedshop 3? I'm excited to see more playthroughs. I'm just watched older videos now to entertain myself.

[@nu1x]

"why does it look like that" "why is the art so ugly" "why is that person suffering in the painting" It's because most of the people who order these things to be built are evil

[@ThatOneWeirdFlex]

Do you like chrono trigger as well?

[@Happy-Pansexual-Imp]

@@ORiOh4582 Is that the dude saying the world would be better off without religious people and that we should burn them all? Seriously, that dude is looking at all the bad examples and saying “these represent the entire group”. He’s literally just doing what racists/homophobes/transphobes do. (btw I’m atheist as well)

[@spzenza707]

@@ThatOneWeirdFlex I love it.

[@ThatOneWeirdFlex]

@@spzenza707 its a great game

[@nu1x]

@@ThatOneWeirdFlex Sure, that's why my avatar

[@crusty_05]

One thing I feel is horrible about this house is that it's too open, it's like a giant hollow cube.

[@jaysith]

"Do you just lie?? About everything???" Had me dead Lmaoooo

[@Schizus]

11:07 I was confused to see skyrim catacombs here so much I even found the original video to find out it's just a BBQ area cause I haven't heard it over Charlie's voice.

[@aaronmeives4496]

You know your place sucks when even a homeless man wouldn’t live there

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYnRZauoYrJor7s*

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Homeless man: No marble? What a fucking pigsty. *hoists up bindle and stomps off in a huff*

[@MikeApollo1]

Plot twist: The Gold is actually just Golden Spray paint

[@nu1x]

A metric ton of gold (there'd easily be that if that were actual gold) Costs 57.5 Megadollars current market price. A metric ton of gold is about 15 inch by 15 inch by 15 inch (or about 37.5^3 cm) (a bit less than that). so a diminutive looking slab.

[@_b.4596]

@@nu1x megadollar?

[@AgentWest]

yeah, i was looking at that as well. Some things look like poorly sprayed paint, being splotchy and uneven. Wouldn't be surprised if things like the sink and the tub are just vinyl wrapped. That dollar sign looks like true gold leaf though, so there's that at least.

[@serpicopiu3591]

"ah yes, the car gallery" *literally just a middle tier mall parking lot on a Sunday*

[@username3864]

The staff or camera crews cars most likely...

[@idkneo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4a5kHprrdd4e6M.

[@nopeeking287]

This is what happens when you let your little brother play creative mode.

[@sant6182]

ngl, that 195M one is bigger than some College's Campus I've been in

[@claytonlatone8959]

Charlie: "Who lives in this shithole?" Mr. Krabs: *heavy breathing*

[@xryeau_1760]

Mr Krabs would never do that, such a waste of money.

[@autumn-u7b]

Mr Krabs would melt the gold and hide it in his mattress

[@TypeKK]

Gold is lame, go buy Dark Matter -1675

[@ginogatash4030]

Mr. Krabs doesn't care about riches he loves money itself, that's why he lives like a cheapskate despite being the Bikini Bottom equivalent of Jeff Bezos.

[@TheElusiveReality]

Gold is a soft metal, a gold bathroom sounds like a nightmare

[@Frozzty]

i ain’t buying a house unless mr jesus is my realtor and gives the house a thumbs up

[@prestongarvey875]

Don’t click the link there trying to view boost

[@f-ckmyr0fil617]

💔👝🍄

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYnRZauoYrJor7s*

[@7thCircleHobbies]

“He should stick to being extremely wealthy by exploiting the working class.” Spot on analysis. Whoever designed this needs his wealth redistributed to the needy.

[@PwnZombie]

Communists get the rope.

[@dazeslays]

based comrade cr1tikal

[@nofanealbni]

@@PwnZombie I hope a billionaire reads this bro

[@userequaltoNull]

@@PwnZombie Corporatists, too. Tax Evasion should be treason on that scale, only half joking.

[@potamopotato2469]

Im still traumatized by the first one that kicked this whole thing off.