Crab Souls

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[@Musclemommyy]

Everything returns to crab

[@TheReallDarkHorse]

The Dark Horse

[@badlaamaurukehu]

Two horses have 8 legs...

[@greg-fh4sl]

​@@badlaamaurukehu and half as many heads

[@michaelschweiger3395]

Crabification dude

[@badlaamaurukehu]

​@@greg-fh4slDepends on the particular horses. Despite how they identify.

[@scarecrow7x]

Oh damn. The sound effects of the characters speaking takes me back to banjo kazooie days.

[@mybedissoft]

That was my first thought too, I miss banjo kazooie. I hope they make a new one or something man.

[@hiveworm3818]

​@@mybedissoft hopefully better than nuts and bolts tho lol

[@gloomytwoshoes]

YES FINALLY I LOVE HERMIT CRABS they are my hyperfixation did you know hermit crabs are allergic to painted shells and crabs can’t blink

[@Jay-cs6mt]

Tell me more interesting facts

[@ThatSharkGirl]

What’s your hyperfixation? Dirty, sweaty stinky 🫏holes would be my guess.

[@Lurkipoh]

​@@Jay-cs6mti agree, please more facts

[@GeneralThiccins51]

We need more

[@PhoenixToFreeWill]

More hermit facts, very interesting

[@togaisagoodkittypleaselove316]

The sun never sets on the Crab Empire.

[@badlaamaurukehu]

All your shores are belong to us.

[@AMan-xz7tx]

*Camera slow panning to a boat on the sea "First, they took over the sea..." *Action shots of commotion on boat "...and we weren't ready..." *Boat explodes, a man is seen floating on a piece of the wreck in the foreground *Camera pans over white house "...then they came to the land..." *Camera hard cuts to a city on fire "...and we still weren't ready..." *Closeup of Lincoln memorial destroyed *fades to black "...but this time..." *fades back into a closeup of Timothée Chalamet in an Air Force uniform "...we won't let them take the skies." *Action shots of aircraft firing into large crowds of crabs *Action shot of Timothée Chalamet knife-fighting a giant crab in a VTOL *Wide angle of a crowd of giant crabs screetching *cuts to black, fades into title screen, 'Kingdom of the Planet of the Crabs' *cuts to Closeup of Bill Nye aiming a pistol at a beat up crab Bill Nye: "Carcinisation's a bitch." *Gun fires, cuts to black screen with film's release date

[@onedirectionringtones6948]

​@@AMan-xz7tx... I would watch this

[@anthonylesley982]

No

[@huskykid0295]

Man the super long cvs receipt for the walkway of the entire town is so spot on and genius.

[@coprophagichobo2377]

DUDE, THE BABY SHELL IS JUST the “Baby shoes never worn” meme, it states they were never worn, and it has a death related ability.

[@anthonylesley982]

Lol😊

[@WeAreTheQs]

So frustrating how he doesn’t ever pick up the unique shells or notice that there even are stronger shells around him

[@JamesCartermusic]

Yup. Almost everyone I’ve seen play just walks by every new shell

[@officialnoonon]

How is he this blind and clueless?

[@RIP_ZYZZ1738]

@@officialnoononIdk how tbh but it is a fairly unique concept

[@officialnoonon]

​​​@@RIP_ZYZZ1738If he would just read descriptions and remember a few things he wouldn't be struggling this much. Like he completely forgot he can buy stowaways right? I did too to be fair. The best build would probably be putting half your points in damage, the other half in Umami? That's what I gathered at least, though perhaps there's an entirely different way and no-hitting does seem challenging.

[@anthonylesley982]

Lol

[@austenstaggs4020]

‘Twas a good crabbin night

[@gonzoshots4691]

RED BOTTOM SIPPIN PURPLE LEAN

[@gasterblaster6943]

WHATS HIS NAME

[@ActNasty5]

@@gasterblaster6943EUEUEUEU EUGENE

[@loki115_s]

Omg, we know 🙄 stfu now

[@mahogany1710]

I'M GON' RIDE FOR MY FUCKIN TEAM

[@flaviopotoco]

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[@AirCatcher]

We follow the crab on his journey to become the elden lord

[@juanemanuelalmonte6033]

Dude puts nothing into health “damn everything’s hitting like a truck”

[@Raccooning_Panda]

Then he focused umami which falls off after the tutorial so he doesn't so good damage.

[@killerfroggaming6397]

Video actually starts here 10:25 Video actually ends 3:55:21

[@NCR_Sean]

Can confirm, thanks dawg

[@TristanMundell]

Thank you sir

[@anthonylesley982]

Ok

[@Lm0956]

Lol the speech of the mantis shrimp reminded me of father gascoign from bloodborne "beasts all over the shop"

[@fili0938]

Time for Crab

[@gamingsaint]

Likely Crab

[@notanindianscammer7594]

Rightfully crab

[@hades6354]

The rusty nail is definitely a hollow knight reference

[@SuperCrazyEstonian]

This has some serious early 2000s vibes

[@Goku17yen]

real

[@Archdjinn]

Not him beating Nephro in two tries. Man’s favorite genre really do be souls

[@anthonylesley982]

Lol

[@marcel3733]

I call this episode “watching Charlie’s hair dry in realtime”

[@danikopck]

Holy shit we need a time lapse. Somebody get on this

[@theresoluxion]

@@danikopck I did it

[@Inf1nteLegacy]

As soon as I heard the “wishes to be left alone” I knew the crab was gunna have his shell “repossessed”.

[@luzicarious]

The stream didn't even show up in my feed until AFTER he finished it 😭

[@raging100]

We don’t caaaaaaaaare.

[@sharkbyyte]

1:20 same it didn’t come up for me either

[@ominous27]

Same here 😞

[@emracck]

@@raging100average nice KZbin comment

[@50shadesofmycow]

@@emracckthe likes on the comments contrast the actual reasonable people fortunately.

[@Zapscallion]

+30% shell spell damage "dang no umami stowaways" lol

[@Schmoseph]

I can't believe Charlie glossed over the Mr Krabs costume without noticing.

[@bbaspectz2754]

charlie be like i dont need to upgrade damage or health: also charlie: why everything hit so hard, why i no hit hard

[@Toast917]

Why is he so crabby? Doesn’t he know everything’s better down where its wetter, under the sea?

[@baydenmoon58]

I'm happy someone is covering this, underrated.

[@Vyuel]

Its very popular right now?

[@IMMA_MINER]

"Sunken One, hearst thou my vioce, still?"

[@TheHortoman]

That thing, your crab soul, give it to me

[@starvinmarvin2130]

My buttersauce Frieda bring me my buttersauce

[@krisisgod666]

Dang. Charlie’s parrying is ON POINT! Great job man! I was more a dodge than parry guy, but you DEMOLISHED with parry😵‍💫👍🏻

[@sentienttoaster6961]

we need more games with sea creatures in them

[@BK32Kingz]

He feels it now, don't just destroy them, learn from the other crabs weakness, harness the hate the ocean has for you Gaming Jesus, become the ultimate crab; Mr.Krabs! 😂

[@glawenclattuc3127]

There is a MrKrabs costume in the game 😂

[@Zapscallion]

"did I miss something" as he misses himself getting 250 free souls, poetic

[@pickledpikmin]

i can't get over nephro's voice it's actually so good

[@bufordandrufus]

Gianni Matragrano voices him and Roland apparently

[@dinonuggsmeal1141]

@@bufordandrufus wow he does? Then Gianni has a very good voice, i only knew him from ultrakill (i know i suck) and i think he did REALLY well on Gabriel, roland and Nephro

[@anti_honey]

Can you feel it now?

[@badlaamaurukehu]

Everything returns to crab.

[@YoDJNeon]

Monsieur Crabs

[@GoblinDeepwoken]

the demon back baki reference

[@kori3e]

i fell asleep at 8am and this is what i opened my laptop to when i woke up

[@dracodracarys2339]

Crab of War: Crabnarok

[@anthonylesley982]

Lol😊

[@phonecallsarejustoverquali1556]

StarCrab II: Claws of Liberty

[@GeneralThiccins51]

Captain of the guard was literally a Lynel

[@Baseds__Backup_Account_3]

Ocean man taken to a whole new level right here, lol.

[@Doaje]

i woke up with this playing and went back to sleep, sent me straight to a fever dream where i couldnt breathe well LOL

[@MilustA_]

We getting out of the Crusty Crab with this one

[@paulorandolph3212]

Getting flashbacks of Mark’s, “WHERE’S THE BLACKSMITH?!?”

[@Roach420]

Damn as he said good night I joined lol

[@nonstm4933]

My favorite Crab-like

[@nervxyYT]

for some reason my computer was watching 3 hours of this in its sleep, every day when I get home I see charlie on my screen. I wonder what else its watched

[@CecileAphelion]

crab souls

[@nathanrankin9415]

The boss music is high key fire

[@michaelfiltz2067]

I hope you play this game more it was fun to watch

[@loki115_s]

Cringe

[@vladi3862]

Yes this game is so good

[@zzgamer11]

Game Grumps level ignoring things. Literally doesn't open chests because he cant see that a prompt appeared that said OPEN.

[@dragonblade903]

I love how the number 1 consensus is Nephro's VA is great xD

[@Jacobliterator]

If anyone needs a tip with the Grovekeeper, if you parry his super-fast punch combo, he will counter with the punch shown here, but when you learn the timing, this too can be parried. THEN, you can punish.

[@thatsmokerwasme]

Duchess didnt even try to grab what a run

[@Seahawksboi]

Rng gods blessed him🙏

[@cobogent4586]

The panda didn’t kill it yet. I bet he trusted them to bring it back because he had a baby too

[@ibnudermawan7232]

this game is like how crash bandicoot feels like to me

[@leeah7743]

I woke up and heard the music an thought Disney Junior was on 😭 took me back to the good old days.

[@actuallyv1fromultrakill]

i accidentally ended up watching 2 hours and 30 minutes of this in my sleep

[@Mayface]

People keep back seat gaming by telling him stuff he cant even do yet. Its funny

[@carsonpeace4090]

How much do you wanna bet that nobody said anything about the French fry tier list in chat. I love our little businessman

[@iamtoken7838]

Mr. Krabs versus the Holy Crustacean Empire😫

[@PoliMaster64]

There actually is a Mr krabs outfit in the game

[@juliangonzalez4038]

Ever since this game dropped i was checking on if moisture has been playing this or not

[@abramdaugherty2742]

Royal shellsplitter music goes crazy

[@DblVP3]

There's a famous movie where Death plays a human in chess on the beach. Not too crazy to imagine chess pieces in the ocean.

[@rage_tv4493]

everything must evolve into crabs

[@mrgoonperson]

Crab time

[@lemoncurry351]

Jamie, pull up that video of a crab fighting a panda bear

[@Ese_Moreno04]

So I'm not the only one that kept getting shredded by the q tip crab

[@JordanElder-hg9go]

The fact you got this far with so little health astonishes me

[@Blackcatlookingintonothing]

This boss is crazy

[@LuhChrisondatshi850]

EVERY NIGHT I WAKE UP TO CRAB SOULS

[@ryanbaker2762]

Crab

[@savien6401]

I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who struggled with the imtimidation crab but also Charlie was lucky magistrala (whatever her name was) didn’t use her grab attack or spin attack at all, the grab killed he so many time 😭

[@psycho_king_YT]

The sound tracks are pretty fire 🔥

[@AbyssalExos]

I wonder if Glorb and Spark Master Tape are friends both artists hidden behind a disguise

[@Justin_0241]

Charlie should made a vid on Grummz having a bounty on his head by a female streamer and ended up ruining her Twitch carrer

[@user-ev2cr4uj1b]

Dark souls with the humor of castle crashers

[@nebulousshade1091]

I’m sad Charlie didn’t stick with ATK long enough to see how much of a powerhouse it is lol

[@dinonuggsmeal1141]

umami is still a hell of a lot better, it's what i used to finally kill pagarus, sauce top with the sponge (so i gain 1 umami charge by using a umami charge,) with the royal wave. As well as riposting, to just fucking spam twist top to kill pagarus, umami is WAY better then atk, change my mind.

[@Raccooning_Panda]

@dinonuggsmeal1141I understand why you would think unami is better, but in my opinion atk is leagues better with the right setup, for example I used 2 rusty nail + ( increased atk in exchange for less unami damage) , shark tooth + ( 40% charges attack damage), and the red solo cup (triples atk damage but lessens dodge roll) to steam roll most bosses in less than three attempts. And the pagarus pain is real, that bugger took 20 attempts to kill. (Edit: the bobbit fish adaptation is great for this build as it lets you shred enemies while they're stuck in its jaws for retaliation free damage)

[@nebulousshade1091]

@@Raccooning_Panda this, I was able to one shot kill over half the bosses. Max hits it took was 3 on one or two of them

[@Raccooning_Panda]

@@nebulousshade1091 yeah, other than the mantis because it has an attack that makes him immortal for a short period, most boss fights were over in 1-3 charged attacks, so I would say atk is initially worse in early game, but can be much stronger in mid/late game.

[@littlehawk9601]

Eugene “Armor Abs” Krabs origin story: the game

[@ShaggyGamerDudeTTV]

Charles White is a legend

[@albertosilva2155]

Another gem.

[@roundgoat]

truly astounding how dumb persons in the chat can be, there's always a few spamming messages or donations trying to get attention, it's like a bunch of 6 yr olds on their moms phone. remulak disappeared as soon as he got called out after spamming donations and I'm pretty sure josh was just his other account

[@owenhanisch]

Why do you care

[@jerp1994]

That loud voice has to be filthy frank lmao

[@grace.stewartt4224]

That Mantis shrimp boss is CRAZY OMG😅

[@dinonuggsmeal1141]

Nephro?

[@roberthaman3231]

It’s finally arrived. True crab hours.

[@jeremyevans710]

Glorb is kendrick lamar going undercover to spy on drake😂

[@davidasher3624]

Honestly looks like a game I would've played on PS1 back in the day.

[@skylarharris1192]

dude has 2 points into attack damage and is wondering why he does no damage

[@R0gue1gNite]

Where was the Malaysia thing from? @10:56

[@porcoloko609]

He plays like it's a speedrun

[@bobbysaucelifter]

3:34:43 why can’t we get this level of respect from caseoh -cuhmmunity

[@megakiller999]

TIME FOR CRAB

[@TheDragonCupcake]

this game unironically looks like a lot of fun lol. it's super cute and i'm invested in the plot

[@SkyscannerGuyJr.]

5:05 it’s true. Glorb IS the Kid Laroi

[@doublebarreldarrellsolana]

oh nice i didnt know it was a souls like, saw it on game pass and thought hell nah

[@jacksmart_]

Thought he was gonna do it one stream lol

[@JustGoAndFly]

Did Glorb make the sound track or will Glorb do the soundtrack for the sequel?

[@blessanabey5575]

Now I'm hungry.

[@Kingnothing7x]

Stellar what?! Gimme dem crabs!!!

[@thegamewin100]

Meh this one doesn’t really interest me like stellar blade combat is too basic and slow

[@aog1747]

Dude this os going to make the game so much more poppin i knew hed play it!!!

[@williamallen2966]

12:27 A dutchie is the absolute best blunt wrap out there- the cream of the crop.

[@EWT123]

Charlie likes Funko Pops

[@ZenoUchiha]

This game makes me crabby