Exciting Crokinole World Championship

[@fupalord5982]

I actually laughed so hard when i accidentally clicked on this video and it said thank you for accidentally tuning in .

[@SBrown-ti8xe]

Coincidentally same. I really didnt mean to click on this.

[@luisitin1581]

Fucking same hahaha

[@LastHolidayInSpace]

i laughed lol

[@_gnixob]

Fr I had no intention of watching this until he said that😂

[@mjay8733]

Lmfao

[@baja30]

Young blood Slater had no chance against papa Conrad.

[@AfferbeckBeats]

He tried his best and played a straight game, he knew he wasn't going to get away with any newfangled nonsense under the watchful eye of legendary referee Harold 'High-Vis' O'Hoolihan (his own grampa)

[@MrHugo9397]

Idk the rules, but it was a tie for almost the whole game

[@RocanMotor]

FUCK YOU... Had to ruin it for me.

[@NyleTrewTattoos]

Thanks for the spoiler... asshole!

[@wyattbaker4427]

Yo spoilers wtf

[@xsamcat]

guys i looked it up and the wiki says "The reigning world adult singles crokinole champion is Justin Slater from London, Ontario. The reigning world adult doubles champions are Jason Beierling of Kitchener, Ontario, and Ray Beierling of Dorchester, Ontario." J SLATER TOOK IT BACK BOYS

[@TheLuMIze]

Conrad probably died of a heart attack after that adrenaline fueled match, making Justin Slater World champion

[@nathanielmcdonald1910]

Ontario what?!?

[@3cs3hs]

so other than crokinole and euchre, what do people do in Ontario?

[@nathanielmcdonald1910]

@@3cs3hs Get overcharged for legal weed.

[@3cs3hs]

@@nathanielmcdonald1910 i'm actually looking to move to Toronto from Vancouver, so maybe i'm making a mistake?

[@nenerium]

I don't care what you think, it's beyblade checkers

[@BajaToxic]

Carrom

[@makytondr8607]

Lol

[@Qardo]

Well, bring this game predates Beyblade by a few hundred years. Could say Beyblade copied the game.

[@cephalonia5001]

@@Qardo Beyblade is the most ancient game. Haven't you heard? Moses parted the red sea with his beyblade

[@danielbonsu1139]

@@cephalonia5001 exactly. beyblade shaped the events of history as we know it. If anything, crokinole copied from beyblade.

[@fooleythawise]

My screen flipped, i accidentally pressed this video...first thing i hear is... "Thank You for accidentally tuning in.." You're muhfckn welcome... You're muhfckn welcome.

[@saky29]

Nice

[@JoshuaLRP]

Marcus Moore Same

[@gruesomebugbear9108]

OMG OMGG SAME OMG WAHT THE FUCKK YOO ITS INSANE OMGG SAME OMGOMG🧝🏿‍♀️🧝🏿‍♀️🧝🏿‍♂️

[@evanforst7272]

I actually wanted to watch crokinole so cr1tikal caught me off guard lol

[@yhndropshot3263]

I did the same fucking thing

[@penguinz0]

Background song is a/d/d/i/c/t by Kryn

[@radlad5447]

OMG I AM FIRST to FUCK YOU

[@profverstrooid9401]

penguinz0 I hope you're gonna do a collab with Funhaus again sometime soon. That shit was comedy gold.

[@leftbutcheeckxd1455]

penguinz0 notice me

[@Guymanbot97]

penguinz0 I thought it was Pearl Jam for a second.

[@thefinestgames]

penguinz0 Now you gotta do Bulletball

[@LuxiBelle]

We supposed to be playing Crokinole but Conrad keeps kicking my ass.

[@Roverdrive_X]

Was it TitaniumFingers27?

[@sirpendergast1575]

Was supposed to be playing with my dick, but this one self entitled abusive girlfriend keeps kicking my ass

[@austinstaggs6393]

Sir Pendergast not funny in the least bit.

[@mftripz8445]

@@austinstaggs6393 lmao did your girlfriend/ex kick your bitch ass?

[@CielPhantomhive1]

"If he 's trying to flick your bean you can just go ahead and kiss your clitoris goodbye." oh my god I laughed so hard I cried

[@bigmack2654]

Deviant.md5 this whole video made me cry dude this is the funniest shit i‘ve seen on yt for ages

[@ws8061]

"Hold my Johnson between your tits kid because I'm about to blast" was my favorite lmao.

[@chrisbernal1456]

Bro that single statement is why I watched the full video lmfao

[@TTRPGSarvis]

Fun fact that no one will ever see because I'm commenting this on a 4 year-old video but...Crokinole canonically exists in the Star Wars universe.

[@ashton7742]

I am here for you mate.

[@amanbytheway]

@@ashton7742 nice

[@reganlee8721]

I see ya

[@gonzoraoul]

Incorrect - there are no cannons in star wars, only laser weapons

[@DFDiscGolf]

I saw it

[@noahpafford4938]

In my science class, there was a hole in the table for computer wires and we would do this shit all day. Didn't know there was a name for it.

[@SpudEater]

Why do I feel like every science class was set up exactly the same? Did your science teacher have some shit preserved in formaldehyde in jars too or was that just my science teacher? Lol

[@zhaneshirkey6788]

@@SpudEater lmao yeah same my teacher Durci had tons of small and animals and shit in jars

[@plainlogic]

And then sing.. " it's not unusual to be loved by anyone."

[@jefffabian5039]

Is that really you carlton banks

[@s3bastien692]

Xplozer MDR

[@Yamezzzz]

20 minutes ago I had never heard of crokinole. I watched this thought it was funny but didn't know what was actually going on. Searched crokinole on KZbin and watched a 5 minute explanation of the rules, seemed genuinely interesting. Then watched a 10 minute pro krokinole game with Conrad and Walsh and it was weirdly exciting, when they are way behind then get an insane shot for a comeback, it was pretty cool. Am unintentionally a crokinole fan now. No regrets.

[@BrassCamel]

Hit up Amazon and buy a board, playa. Never look back.

[@belmontofastora3665]

I had this same exact kind of experience with Olympic curling. I had never given a shit about it before, but I sat and watched it for an hour because I had nothing else to do and next thing you know like 3 hours went by. I now watch it every winter Olympic games religiously.

[@jeannewillemse6433]

@@belmontofastora3665 Belmont Of Astora bet you never thought somebody would reply to this...we're alone in this void together now you and I...family...friends...these things come and go...but we left a comment on a 2 year old comment from a 3 year old video...this is what it must feel like wandering through the wasteland after the fallout IRL...alone...no living beings...only the sound of silence...

[@TheDechico]

@@jeannewillemse6433 youre not alone, brothers

[@thomasjenkins7506]

@@belmontofastora3665 that's no lie. curling is the only reason i watch the winter olympics.

[@honesttroll6332]

Looks like J. Slater dug his own Crokinhole...

[@teostavridis9824]

Underated

[@dankmatter3068]

Holy fuck I'm dying

[@jakepat8603]

Fuck lmao

[@udbhavmehta4787]

Honest Troll nice

[@maxm980]

Conrad’s gotta be on steroids. There’s no way he could pull something like that off without any extra help.

[@chickenchoppers]

My family has always played this game, it's a Canadian thing I guess. It gets super heated. when your cousin banks that one shot that destroys everything you have lined up and scores a bullseye you can get pretty mad. Also these guys are INSANE at crokinole. Like they are actual gods

[@willwunsche6940]

Interesting, thanks for sharing.

[@startedtech]

I still don't understand apart from getting a checker in a hole.

[@user-lq1dk6gr3p]

They're not gods they're skilled.

[@lovelaugh7299]

Ok boomer

[@WtfMyBadBro]

And here I was thinking these were the only 2 players in the world. My god other people thought this looked fun? Have you ever even tried thinking of something fun to do? XD

[@MrDucklets]

I was actually genuinely rooting for Slater.

[@uniquehandleohsocool]

gotta love a good underdog,

[@shadowhalk225]

Conrad is love, Conrad is life

[@snoopfox5083]

Booty Messiah there is no life without conrad, conrad is everything, conrad is all.

Booty Messiah well Wikipedia says he's the world champion so don't worry lol

[@zionaleem8795]

Booty Messiah dope ass name 👌

[@birkbengtsson5297]

Did they put tape around the Crokinole game stop the thousands of Crokinole fans from swarming the players?

[@ids7599]

Yeah they let only a couple of premium VIP members to watch from upclose.

[@KahliberZero]

I feel like I'm watching an episode of interdimensional cable. The "improvisational tone" is so perfect. And I love the random sponsorship bits too.

[@trequor]

This youtube channel has been like this since like 2008. Cr1tiKal has been delivering unique content for over 10 years now

[@vicentemorales2533]

Totally 👍

[@Evanz111]

I love when he started laughing at his own joke about the construction worker.

[@SpencerBarton]

Titanium Fingers McGee

[@litdog4150]

Spencer Barton why are you here spencer, i love your videos, i did not know you watched critikal lol

[@Not_Xavier__]

Spencer I love you. This is the last place I expected to find you

[@Livid1P]

I saw this comment as soon as he said it lol

[@drye135]

Man I could totally see myself playing this drunk in a bar and loving it

[@SilencedButNotForgotten]

True hahaha

[@olderloverxx]

Yes

[@littlegirlshowSynch]

I would have much more fun playing pool

[@olderloverxx]

@@littlegirlshowSynch when you lose your legs... you may reconsider.

[@littlegirlshowSynch]

@@olderloverxx that's true still have them for now though

[@barryscott5667]

Someone needs firing for overbooking all those chairs.

[@LadySinsReal]

Lol that's terrible

[@Astroqualia]

Best comment LOL you got me

[@TehSkullKid]

This is the best way to spend New Year's Eve.

[@dinkchusby2768]

I used to be a crokinole expert

[@carl-ew9gf]

The Dinkster I used to be a legend in Venice

[@dinkchusby2768]

carl I'm a fucking disgrace

[@ronankerrigan7821]

but then you took an arrow to the KNE-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@carl-ew9gf]

chess pieces*

[@carl-ew9gf]

chess pieces*

[@jackoster7115]

it feels like they're playing this after a basketball championship and waiting for everyone to leave

[@UncleRussian.]

I like how we are searching this up now, because we, the new subs, need to see the prequel first

[@Evanz111]

I’m a sub of 7 years and I still feel this way.

[@trequor]

Are you one of the chess subs?

[@UncleRussian.]

@@trequor nah I subbed before chess on December 7th 2018. My first video was the glory hole repair ad

[@AJarOfYams]

It's 6AM and I discovered Crokinole. Send help

[@voltvoltage604]

Say no more

[@Yuan-lo3zz]

Volt Voltage ur a little late

[@papayaman78]

I can't, I need help myself

[@noname-qn8wf]

Oh my gosh it’s 6am for me too

[@BharatKaGamer]

Fear not I will be there using the amazing power of cockinhole

[@coleemmersonhallman5329]

Fun fact: crokinole was created in a town less than an hour from my house and I've been playing it since I was four.

[@alpenglw4743]

Do you live in Perth County?

[@coleemmersonhallman5329]

+Alex Givens (Raena) less than an hour was a big exaggeration haha. I live about a half an hour west of Peterborough, if you know where that is.

[@alpenglw4743]

Cole Emmerson Hallman Oh no I'm not even in Canada, I'm way down in California. I just looked up crokinole, found where it originated, and guessed from that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Armendicus]

* DEEP VOICE* " Now we know where to find you."

[@coleemmersonhallman5329]

Armendicus lmao

[@technomach9045]

We may laugh at this now, but do realize: This is what news networks thought of ESports a few years ago and even now

[@Dingleberries]

yeah except this has been around since the 1800s haha

[@pepedefrog8673]

except esports is autistic

[@technomach9045]

I dont think an activity can have autism

[@bobdeinterlace]

This is pretty much exactly how I see e-sports. The word "e-sports" is fucking dumb by the way.

[@technomach9045]

I didnt make it so :l

[@aurora1089]

I’ve said it a hundred times and I’ll say it again, Charlie’s voice and commentary can make even the most boring videos hilarious masterpieces

[@fd7reel103]

@@willrogers9932 disliking you once wasn't enough so i will dislike this too.

[@willrogers9932]

@@fd7reel103 here's another!

[@abutohan]

Too bad, Charlie is not doing this kind of content anymore.

[@mikethered4864]

"Slater just...did something...and he looks happy so I guess it's good!" 😅

[@anita.b]

I used to play this game with my brother, when we were out of power

[@nooneimportantlocomotive1914]

Anita K 👏👏👏

[@damo3923]

Should upgrade your mana

[@anita.b]

You should never run out of powerful... 😢✌️

[@Timhttrsn]

I'm lonely and miserable

[@krankykunt2989]

cant win em all brah

[@ranyabensaoud6202]

my new years resolution is to become a crokinole pro

[@theanonymoustalk]

Ranya Bensaoud lmaoooooooooooo

[@WorldGoods]

Ranya Bensaoud Well there arent that many players so you could.

[@ranyabensaoud6202]

MrDefective how encouraging

[@ryanwoolsey6972]

Whatcha gonna do with the other 364 days of the year..?😁

[@nynach]

I keep trying to play crokinole but this one player keeps kicking my ass.

[@vvsPlatinum]

Is it, TheBigMoist69?

[@pepsicola4718]

Markuette P No, it's TheLegend27.

[@daleftuprightatsoldierfield]

Is it TheConrad27?

[@emanatingf]

@@pepsicola4718 No it's SuperDestroyer1234

[@moosejuice2166]

"With a construction worker that's falling asleep" 😂😂

[@towelietowel4513]

I’m glad everyone was social distancing

[@Region8gaming]

No ones wearing masks

[@jaeditogaming]

😅

[@Mark-sz7nd]

Im supposed to be playing crokinal but this one player keeps kicking my ass.

[@rushfan212]

Is it Conrad27?

[@catbin7733]

Then make him stop kicking your ass and play the game

[@noxjoe]

crokinole sounds like a game thats played in bars in vietnam and whoever misses has to pull the trigger in a round of russian roulette

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

Maybe it was the intense music and charismatic commentary, but I was legitimately invested in this game of a sport I've never heard of

[@misterstripes]

1st time on the channel. Just watched 38s of the video and subscribed. I'm expecting nothing more than more exciting crokinole championships

[@levelbeyondyou869]

This was 2 years ago 😂😂😂

[@johnb5307]

How's that working out for you?

[@mikeymon69ytstuart35]

We need a narrator like this for every sport! A++

[@BENDROWNED33]

I'm still sad that Donkey Ollie is over

[@christopherzarcone1363]

BENDROWNED33 so am I, but hopefully we can find a new series to rip into

[@floris777333]

They are already doing that on Kaya's channel.

[@pauleff8111]

Donkey Ollie, the only thing that makes Dio sad

[@JediMasterBaiter]

I'm still sad that Captain Pronin is over

[@cosmickarmaa]

Haru is cute

[@gnardhole3605]

Crokinole sounds like some bankrupt candy bar company.

[@shukterhousejive]

They got sued for sending children into a nearby factory to steal the candy recipies

[@gnardhole3605]

Shukterhouse Jive That backstory is awfully fitting.

[@RicFerreira991]

the CEO of that company sounds like a serious Crook-inole

[@dabossman5650]

ShiverMeTimbers Lmao

[@lewismoore8878]

Do you mean *Brokinole*

[@TheRawrU]

what in the hell is crokinole

[@TheDan0o9]

Sounds like a medication.

[@Sam-pr6oe]

Beyblade-Checkers-Shuffle Ball from the looks of it

[@kiixiies8816]

A canadian board game, what else?

[@rusduderus]

It's more addicting than a krokodil! *FUCKING SICK STUFF BRO!*

[@MrStarguy]

TheDan0o9 If it was a medication, it'd be a severe anti-depressant because of HOW FUCKING RAD THE GAME IS

[@SoulerVids]

I've never heard of Crokinole until now, but it actually looks fun.

[@justiceschmidt2594]

Only men the with biggest dicks play Crokinole.

[@JordanMetroidManiac]

Schmdty the biggest flicks*

[@harshupadhayay5520]

It sure does

[@lfraser7128]

It's actually a pretty fun game

[@chriswinspear7965]

What a shining example of implementing no crowd and social distancing as early as possible, 3 years prior to breakout. Amazing.

[@MrRaccoonraccoon]

My father and grandfather thought me this game. It’s from eastern Canada and it’s so much fun. These masters are truly ones to be reckoned with

[@wrc1210]

Yeah this is a hilarious video but shouldn't be used to judge the game. It's actually a really fun game to play in a casual setting w friends. My buddies and I used to play at the bar after volleyball games.

[@DrilTon]

*_THIS IS ABSOLUTELY I N S A N E_*

[@realneth]

either i somehow unsubbed to critical because im really fucking drunk or i just realized youtube unsubbed me from him. either way i blame youtube

[@BasicPrinciplesGTA]

neth I call next

[@felixgutierrez993]

neth xD holy crap....

[@garbage_blob]

when is the beyblade tournament 2k16 commentary cr1tikal?

[@The_Powerhouse_Of_The_Cell]

Tsi Tsu This. I need this in my life.

[@RedRavenX1]

It's actually epic. Watched the finals, no shit the asian kid won, while the white kid cried.

[@freehongkong8732]

Red Raven the white kid busted out a ak47 and sprayed down the beyblade stadium after loosing

[@ChaosBW]

I clicked view more hoping he responded saying he would do it I would watch the fuck out of that

[@SoldierMan1557]

Charile's newest video brought me here

[@bab6203]

the running man me too

[@firstname697]

Same....ish

[@basedsouljah]

Remember: Nutsack rhymes with Kodak™️

[@ArticleReaderRandy]

conrad is a true alpha male

[@lambchu6459]

I'm glad such a classic game is getting the coverage it deserves.

[@Maddin1313]

Ain't got nothing on Bulletball!

[@JediMasterBaiter]

Glad I'm not the only one who remembers this.

[@zomgpirate]

My point

[@JayInTheGreen]

Maddin1313 I thought this was bulletball at first

[@yesthisispatrik9292]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@ExhiledGod2]

What about Crossfire?

[@tacobob123411]

This was the first Charlie video I ever saw and was instantly hooked

[@jfrancis98]

Crokinole? Not only a cunning linguist but also a master Crokinole announcer. You never cease to amaze!!!

[@Coneizard]

at school I used to destroy everybody in the crokinole club

[@uniquehandleohsocool]

Bet you guys got bullied by the kids at chess club

[@Coneizard]

Sir Musty :( don't remind me :((((

[@DiskChordDian]

Chess club might've bullied them but the underwater basket weaving club was their bitch.

[@NJ-wb1cz]

The club with heavier props always wins.

[@too.motley]

Bear Arms if there was a feminism club in schools they would beat all other clubs. after all, they are heavy objects.

[@rhinosaur4521]

Nothing like a good game of sarcastiball

[@jonnie2bad]

u gay

[@JoeyJordison97]

@@jonnie2bad L

[@HeavenlyHalberd]

1:11 Even Cr1TiKal can't control his laughter.

[@justsomeguywithagoatee8337]

*"I'm the best in the world at something hardly anyone else does"* -Whitegoose

[@shortydancer]

This is the best crokinole video I’ve seen. Bravo

[@RedKnightInGotham]

yes

[@trentonspencer3621]

No

[@FantasticMrMoist]

Yes

[@RileyZaneMedia]

Yess

[@philipp2236]

yes.

[@trentonspencer3621]

+Rayzr Z no

[@nitro935]

Sad to see so many contenders without their safety gear in such an extreme sport

[@simargl2454]

god dammit cr1tikal now I will research fucking crokinole until I go to sleep

[@uniquehandleohsocool]

If he did pro crokinole commentary, i'd watch it all the time

[@leokogut3235]

The best thing about ur channel is that you can think and talk hilarious sentences incredibly fast Love it

[@IqmalAziz]

The 'thank you for accidentally tuning in' when i did accidentally tuned in made me stay.

[@eldritchenigma5492]

Did someone ring the dinkster?

[@dinkchusby2768]

Eldritch Enigma that's my line

[@jemappellejeff9849]

no me

[@duckywinks]

Not in 27 years.

[@eldritchenigma5492]

The Dinkster mr steal yo line

[@MrStatistx]

Ohoho, looks like someone dinkt the ringster there

[@GodKaber]

I liked it when cr1tikal never laughed and that moment of babysitting and tipping cows changed everything

[@kirajustwantsasimplechrist1113]

I didn't need the entire seat I only NEEDED THE EDGE

[@sykorose1966]

"Thank you for accidentally tuning in". 🤣 This had me going right from the beginning

[@charliearmstrong9327]

*"Conrad proving why they call him Titanium Fingers McGee"* 💀🤣🤣

[@elitebelt]

You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.

[@kingharry6368]

elitebelt This is the best (poem?) I've read this year

[@ZackTheGiant]

Search up "The Cuil Theory" Nice way to start the New Year?

[@iPieinator]

elitebelt What the actual fuck

[@cassisarobot]

You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. You disapprove. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. You stumble under the weight of everythingness, Your mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around your body before blinking you out of the spatial plane. You exist only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished, you blink back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand you a hamburger as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. You die in a freak accident moments later, and you soul works at the returns desk for the Phoenix library. You disapprove. Your disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands.

[@jimmylang101]

oh yeah coz without context this would be weird

[@tjt6071]

"When you've got nothing to do, why not do nothing?"

[@lumburgapalooza]

I now want to play Crokinole.

[@SteamDeckGameplay]

You can play it here against a CPU : www.chromeexperiments.com/experiment/gabor

[@slook7094]

Apparently, Slater and Conrad are actually really big in crokinole. I keep seeing them come up when I look up crokinole on youtube.

[@plasticsonlybassboss6863]

I had no idea what was going on. I never even seen or heard about this game. But I will definitely watch it over and over with this commentator he's 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@MikeCustalow]

OMFG "If he's trying to flick your bean, you can just go ahead and kiss your clitoris goodbye." LMFAO Im done.

[@NicolaMocellin]

You can tell how exciting and fun this is, when all the public is basically few construction workers during their break and two random dudes.

[@lobster961]

This is the first video I watched in 2017.

[@robertflinch2447]

Crokinole is actually a super fun game. Highly recommend getting yourself a board

[@slip4510]

Cr1tikal is the only Homo-sapien whos voice gets higher as he ages

[@DaranDragon]

Fuck Beyblade. Lets Crokinole. That really gets me going.

[@TOUYUBE143]

Ready, go shoot!

[@chadschmaltz9790]

An anime based off Crokinole would be so stupid and so amazing at the same time.

[@supertaoman12]

Well, there's already an anime about mahjong, so it might not be too impossible.

[@cybersafe4123]

"If you had plans for the rest of the day change them, because now your watching crokinol"😂😂😂😂

[@Beriorn]

Looks like this is the best anime battle of 2016, right on the last day of the year.

[@austinanderson4036]

Your commentary makes this a sport that leaves you sitting on the edge of your seat the whole time. The competition is insane. Very underappreciated sport. ... J fucking K ....

[@austinanderson4036]

Except the commentary. Well done on that.

[@SuperInstrumentals1]

Possibly the greatest commentary broadcast ive heard in my life

[@mariomasters1]

Crokinole sounds like a Pokemon

[@merten0083]

"accidentally tuning into the World Championship Crokinole Finals match" sums up me clicking this video

[@dorian4191]

Anyone else here after Slater became the 5 time Crokinole World Champion?

[@DrMarkovic97]

In all those years this is the best video recommended by YT! I loved it

[@Urban_Paradise]

You are my fav impromptu KZbinr. You crack me up man.

[@GetintheCAH]

the creators of rick and morty seriously needs to hire you

[@griffinrogerss]

I promised Ma that I'd never get back into the game.... But I hear it calling me now!

[@DarkSignal59]

merry christmas ya filthy animals and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! here i am half past midnight in the new year watching crackinole on charlie's channel, i love my life

[@akosv96]

me tooooo

[@ryanjones7681]

By far the best video you've made.

[@Zerpersande]

You’ve obviously never played. The game is addictive. But your commentary is golden.

[@thecultguy]

Best Buy: "Why Save Your Money When You Can Spend All Your Money?"

[@FireBIaze]

"thank you for accidentally tuning in to world..." Wow he knew I would get clickbaited and called it out in the first 5 seconds.

[@epikm161]

Lets see what KZbin algorithm has in store for me today

[@omarjalomo7942]

The commentating makes the whole thing worth while. Good job!

[@zedcastillo5758]

“Incredible lay up for the homerun” that’s some next level sport shit