This is the greatest grocery store expert of All Time
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@SmarkusAurelius6 жыл бұрын
"hello female, do you too enjoy ice cream?"
@toby83096 жыл бұрын
If human says yes you say the. You say well you'll like my homemade cream.
@lucasmillerthelewderofloli93276 жыл бұрын
I though this comment was coming from more of an incel angle, not robot one.
@RStoelinga6 жыл бұрын
Yes, I too love putting ice cream in my mouth and letting it slide down my troat
@s3njiro9016 жыл бұрын
Would you like to partake in the consumption of cold and flavored creams of ice?
@NSFSponsor6 жыл бұрын
"You want ice cream bitch?😠" Gets em everytime.......
@BrennanAngle5 жыл бұрын
“I don’t want to make her uncomfortable.” *Mission failed. We’ll get ‘em next time.*
@theomeester904 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I could even hear the audio that goes with it
@sodokios32864 жыл бұрын
@@theomeester90 with the background music
@abrahamdoucette4 жыл бұрын
@@johnfulcher8448 in some countries, smiling at people means you want to get into a relationship.
@grandmaster89444 жыл бұрын
No we won't , we'll never get them
@HaplessOne4 жыл бұрын
@@johnfulcher8448 people who unironically describe people as alpha or beta are gross.
@AJHille2 жыл бұрын
8:26 I love when he goes crazy, it’s so different from how he’s normally monotone
@JM-bu7nq2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@xxab8xx22 жыл бұрын
Bruh that bitch was powerful
@AvadotRaaex2 жыл бұрын
That is captain price
@paul_warner2 жыл бұрын
He sounds like half a dozen A-list actors whose names I can't quite put my finger on. Edit: Tom Hanks
@chriscoven16102 жыл бұрын
I watched this video when it came out and everytime I have watched it, it still brings me great joy
@tomekorzechowski58522 жыл бұрын
The moments everyone came for: 5:30 he smiles 8:26 he rages about donuts
@MandraMockups Жыл бұрын
happy Cinnamon sticc and 2 donuts likes!
@luizfelipemelo4477 Жыл бұрын
That smile has me shitting my pants holy fuck
@e-money5085Ай бұрын
Don't forget, this guy started his video by saying "hello I'm Allen, co-founder of astromiruaskgg"
@foxstrats9955 жыл бұрын
How to Meet Victims At The Grocery Store
@kurdishpotato17075 жыл бұрын
a comment with so many likes and zero replies is so unsatisfying, so i'm just gonna leave this reply dammit
@moonkingdomify5 жыл бұрын
I mean, the way he talks is exactly like how a serial killer talks to their victims.
@Frank-il3kt5 жыл бұрын
Nick Gure 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@swishask88755 жыл бұрын
Niiioga
@ohgodohnothebees5 жыл бұрын
Renn Oh god
@Creatorofnothing-4 жыл бұрын
I feel like most of us use penguinz0 as a cringe shield, none of us could watch this video by ourselves
@chr_stian3 жыл бұрын
if it weren't for Mr. Moist and his groundbreaking wisecracks we'd all be fucked
@diegonunez13133 жыл бұрын
death by cringe
@jcasella783 жыл бұрын
Also, I don't want to give the originals the views
@chr_stian3 жыл бұрын
@@sawyermccrary2187 normally I'd agree with you that awareness should be brought to fucking weirdos like this, but in this case it'd literally only line the weirdo's pocket with ad revenue.
@JayMaverick3 жыл бұрын
Hehe, like a cringe buffer. You're driving into a brick wall of cringe at 50mph but there's a penguinz0 branded airbag to protect you from the strongest impact.
@neefofway874611 ай бұрын
“I know ice cream is very fun and very interesting”
@rickinilsson96863 ай бұрын
The kids love it.
@buck34012 жыл бұрын
I love how Charlie is generally monotone in the way he speaks, and suddenly without warning goes full-on rage mode.
@theinsensibleanthropod96885 жыл бұрын
Why does the actress looks like she's held at gunpoint
@41192tara5 жыл бұрын
She probably is.
@larrylentini56885 жыл бұрын
Because she's a great actor who really got into the role 😂
@PayondeAwsome5 жыл бұрын
She's taking the advice of this expert guru and keeping eye contact.
@haida.pie005 жыл бұрын
The Insensible Anthropod they probably brother and sister
@minecraftmovieman15 жыл бұрын
She is
@fredman26404 жыл бұрын
"Flirt with an employee. They have to be nice to you" This man is a genius.
@toblerorormneron9814 жыл бұрын
Fred
@gosponstrojevar68564 жыл бұрын
So sad
@mar151154 жыл бұрын
Big brain
@nicolaspetrus38614 жыл бұрын
surprised he didnt say they cant say no to me ;)
@selenlibesthene23044 жыл бұрын
The one thing I really hate about working retail.
@lonetonee11 ай бұрын
I love rewatching Charlie’s videos years later lmao
@FoxheimStudios2 жыл бұрын
8:26 **in tears** okay man I like the chocolate doughnuts I’m sorry.
@ForgottenPassword2 жыл бұрын
I haven't consumed a powdered donut since this video released. everytime there is one in my immediate vicinity all I can feel is all consuming fear
@SirTrig4 жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna make her uncomfortable" *stares uncomfortably*
@Jayd09933 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooooo
@tolerableAiluros3 жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna make her uncomfortable" *unnecessary arm touch*
@FalconRS3 жыл бұрын
If that predatory stare is his best attempt to express empathy, I don't want to imagine how it looked if he tried to look predatory. Hard mode.
@GryGroven2 жыл бұрын
It's the most uncomfortable scene I've seen all week.
@jeffmurnahan6 жыл бұрын
I bet he tried to hit on her after the video and she turned him down
@bubba990096 жыл бұрын
jeffmurnahan There's no way she could resist his ice cream jokes. He even had to cut them from the video so he wouldn't be mobbed by pussy everywhere he went.
@emanatingf5 жыл бұрын
@@bubba99009 Oh boy
@georgev78455 жыл бұрын
Then he had to eat the ice cream to comfort himself.
@iksskan91475 жыл бұрын
@@georgev7845 after he creamed her duhh..
@christiansolano25545 жыл бұрын
Took him down*
@robbz1029 Жыл бұрын
8:26 i think we need more of moist being loud 😂
@Maser0708 Жыл бұрын
Short haired Charles is unhinged
@isveryniceyes Жыл бұрын
Short haired Charles is hot af Ftfy
@numburger Жыл бұрын
@@isveryniceyes I highly disagree. He's like Yamcha; The long hair really adds something that isn't there otherwise
@bradonhoover30024 жыл бұрын
"The smile needs to be natural, and there's a couple ways you can fake that"
@sodokios32864 жыл бұрын
This comment killed me
@leojaramillo66184 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😭😭
@giuliad2234 жыл бұрын
It's so weird that he has to fake being happy about meeting a woman, you don't HAVE to do that if it doesn't make you happy Alan
@sashizakura91244 жыл бұрын
Bradon Hoover Ugh, what's so creepy about that is that he's apparently coaching people who walk around expressionless...or drooling or slack-jawed or something. Sure, it's all well and good when you start off forcing your best smile, but if she's dumb enough to take the bait, the mask will soon slip, and she'll know the horror of being stuck with an expressionless robot before long.
@JEMurl4 жыл бұрын
@Sachizakura Teach me Master
@setov16634 жыл бұрын
This video should really be called "speedrunning getting peppersprayed"
@SuckyTiddy4 жыл бұрын
Pepperspray Any%
@Echoesoftimelover4 жыл бұрын
RNG is a bitch
@benjaminisbester35824 жыл бұрын
@@SuckyTiddy im ded
@l3cr0c4 жыл бұрын
@@SuckyTiddy Any% all aisles
@Orel_levi4 жыл бұрын
I want to see that
@corundum19662 жыл бұрын
I like the idea that Alan spends all his time in supermarkets scouting out women and thought he was so good at it that he made a tutorial
@DavidsWeirdMedia2 жыл бұрын
8:26 He's a very good voice actor! I came here from an animated version of this skit and I genuinely thought that he was pissed. Nice job! LOL
@bug89922 жыл бұрын
Who animated that?
@DavidsWeirdMedia2 жыл бұрын
@@bug8992 Captain Cling
@bug89922 жыл бұрын
@@DavidsWeirdMedia thank you
@DavidsWeirdMedia2 жыл бұрын
@@bug8992 You're welcome
@AzariaBell242 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Adam Driver
@childofanolddeadgod12783 жыл бұрын
"I see you're getting 2% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? 'Cuz you're not. You could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to."
@UsernameTaken4043 жыл бұрын
@Zooted Ludes more like 69 ;)
@Not_aHorse3 жыл бұрын
@SKE more like 116
@Funk_Monkey3 жыл бұрын
@Tristen Coronado more like 165
@arron3903 жыл бұрын
@@Funk_Monkey more like 169
@Morty1433 жыл бұрын
@Zooted Ludes bro your reply has 6 thumbs up *so far*
@oa014 жыл бұрын
I'm really impressed that he's managed to convince us that she's not his sister
@MadZax334 жыл бұрын
I'm not convinced....
@MrWinning434 жыл бұрын
You can literally see similar facial structure. They're atleast cousins lol
@princevegeta74874 жыл бұрын
IVE BEEN THINKING THIS SINCE H3 REACTED TO THIS VIDEO YEARS AGO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hamiltonmcgregory31793 жыл бұрын
definitely siblings or something. They have the same features lol
@Truck-kun_013 жыл бұрын
Huh
@pastaconnoisseur84412 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to make her uncomfortable" Meanwhile the actress: 😓😬
@jokersgame13802 жыл бұрын
He sounded like he tried teaching a class of middle schoolers for like 3 months before yelling at 8:30
@johnsun38545 жыл бұрын
- joke about icecream (???) - grab firmly into her shopping cart - ask what does she like to do for ''fun'' what could possibly go wrong
@Knappnax4 жыл бұрын
john sun other than a lawsuit because of sexual assult, seems fine 😂
@jacobmartinez28574 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a porn intro
@ExodusTheProphet4 жыл бұрын
@@jacobmartinez2857 you sounds like a bitch cuh 👴
@Argonak14 жыл бұрын
I think we all know what could possibly go wrong, but...hear me out. What could possibly go right?
@PrivatePeterson4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AshlynOne4 жыл бұрын
"Talk to employees, they have to be nice to you." This is every female retail staff's worst nightmare. Please, just let us get through our miserable days.
@sinsoftheswamp83463 жыл бұрын
Hey it makes men uncomfortable too it doesn't happen as much but I does
@contactkeithstack3 жыл бұрын
Haha the other day I saw a guy ask the gas station clerk about her nails, then asked to touch them, all of them, which he then did. It was fairly incredible.
@island53173 жыл бұрын
I guess male retail employees just don’t exist then
@AshlynOne3 жыл бұрын
@@island5317 Nice try smartass, the video wasn't about hitting on male retailers.
@outis439-A3 жыл бұрын
You bastards. No Fuck you. I got questions on where the goddam horse reels are, and quite frankly I don't give a shit about your miserable days when I HAVE TO FUCKING SUFFER BEING THERE JUST AS MUCH AS YOU. It's your godd damn job. So sorry, how you guys never know where anything is, and try your hardest to avoid being asked questions but you should fucking know. So yeah, fuck you.
@CivillianNumber862 жыл бұрын
This video may be the only one where Charlie shows his true yelling power. We must take note of this
@ChaossX779 ай бұрын
That actress deserves an award for smiling through this train wreck.
@dayzeeking73204 жыл бұрын
He treats her like a shy animal he's trying not to spook
@delightfullyjoyfulmiracl32554 жыл бұрын
That’s what women are to simps & incels, fucking unicorns or pegasie
@BillyJack854 жыл бұрын
That's because he plans on eating her
@tuser84 жыл бұрын
@BillyJack85 *o u t*
@slygarci61384 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s cause he’s a creep
@praisethelordjesuschrist35543 жыл бұрын
@@BillyJack85 lmao bro
@rhiannonm81326 жыл бұрын
The “employees are paid to be nice to you” thing is exactly the reason you shouldn’t, you know, harass employees
@kudostymgs87806 жыл бұрын
Seriously, I work in a grocery store and whenever a random stranger talks to me about something not pertaining to my job, it makes me really uncomfortable. Like I'm just trying to work.
@ArchaicScorpio6 жыл бұрын
As a cashier, I usually try to steer the convo to keep things from getting too awkward? Buying cat food? "How many cats do you have? What kind? ect" Getting camping stuff or s'more stuff? "Going camping soon? Got a plan for the weekend? ect" It really helps since I'm really fucking awkward at making small talk, so using their goods as a catalyst is just the easiest way I found to do it. I've literally had marks on my record because sometimes I wouldn't talk to customers if they didn't seem interested or if they're on their phone (maybe it's an important call, don't be rude). This guy is creepy as fuck, and if I had him, I would consider calling security, or at least a manager over so I wouldn't be alone with him. Yeesh!
@user-fc4so8of8o6 жыл бұрын
Hey, can I get some directions?
@wahlflower35176 жыл бұрын
Unless I actually know the person, I keep all of my conversions with employees are short and polite. The regular question of "how's your day" is not an invite for you to spill your life story nor to ask them for theirs.
@megastoejoe6 жыл бұрын
Where do you shop? Because this tomato would be great for your hair.
@Viktorreznov19422 жыл бұрын
This video is such a classic, I've been coming back to this when I need a good laugh for 2 years now.
@xvicious515011 ай бұрын
Instructions were unclear, I'm now being charged with stalking and sexual assault
@foxfriendly53373 жыл бұрын
"Flirt with an employee. They have to be nice to you." He's blatantly admitting that his strategy only works if they are being paid to talk to you
@kakikutya79123 жыл бұрын
@Zooted Ludes its just not how that works people who work at grocery stores are either 50 year old people who cant have any other jobs or 16-20 year old guys or girls who hate it and just doing it for the money, trust me, shit sucks and some random people just coming up to you talking about fucking icecream wont help.
@trustthesauce3 жыл бұрын
@@sanmedina unless you're ugly... it's the only time ugliness has its benefits 😭
@CyberWarezz053 жыл бұрын
Ugh, this is soo annoying.I used to work in retail and I hated the fact I had to be nice to every pervert, disgusting sleazes or angry assholes.Just because to boss told us"Be nice to peope or I'll tax you"
@sup_monica35973 жыл бұрын
As a bartender I disagree. I'll tell you to leave me alone!
@AngryReptileKeeper3 жыл бұрын
I feel terrible for the female employees at his local supermarket.
@zincminer5 жыл бұрын
"are you trying to be argumentative?" He's becoming abusive before he even picked the girl up. S-Tier
@carlbrown89665 жыл бұрын
It's HER fault! She is making him hurt her. See what you made me do bitch!
@MegumiCiBear5 жыл бұрын
carl brown I laughed so fucking hard 😂😂
@zKatari5 жыл бұрын
Ca3 SaR just seems like playful sarcasm and if you deliver that with the right tone it can come off well enough imo
@Knoxerboy1015 жыл бұрын
@@zKatari You sound like one of the perma virgins who think this pick-up artist shit actually works.
@zKatari5 жыл бұрын
Knoxerboy101 when did i ever say this shit works, i was talking about a single thing he said and maybe you would know a thing or two about socializing as well if you actually did it lmfao, sounds to me like you’re projecting i bet you haven’t spoken to a single girl without them trying to get as far away from you as possible
@DeadAccount_CC19 ай бұрын
8:27 Man, Charlie should really become a voice actor
@michaelwardle76334 ай бұрын
“You’re my AA sponsor, that means you have to make this instructional video with me”
@gabbievee4 жыл бұрын
my skin literally CRAWLED when he touched her. a strange man coming up to you, picking out beauty products for you, and touching your arm SCREAMS sexual predator. that is SO CREEPY!!
@gabbievee3 жыл бұрын
@@KungFuKendrick it's not just the arm touch, wise guy. it's his all of mannerisms put together.
@ApplesforOranges73 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you were able to sniff that out
@KungFuKendrick3 жыл бұрын
@@gabbievee lol
@lemonswsushi36443 жыл бұрын
@@KungFuKendrick Why are you defending that guy? He's a creep, point blank period. This comment clearly points out why, maybe you need to reread it. They didn't just talk about the arm touch. Put yourself in that girl's situation. Notice the red flags.
@KungFuKendrick3 жыл бұрын
No, wtf
@MASTER-SHAKE3 жыл бұрын
Some poor guy out there watched this and actually took advice
@LirylCrovyn3 жыл бұрын
Wonder if he's still washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.
@devilpuppetsinc3 жыл бұрын
Worse than that, some poor girl was on the receiving end!
@kwanyewdst95613 жыл бұрын
“haha ice cream more like you scream amirite anyways you do anal”
@MASTER-SHAKE3 жыл бұрын
@@kwanyewdst9561 A man who cuts to the chase! I CAN FUCKING APPRECIATE THAT!
@xXxThelegend27xXx3 жыл бұрын
God, I was that guy once
@livymiso Жыл бұрын
That’s actually not an actress, that’s an employee who is being paid to be nice to him
@friggyk2 жыл бұрын
*I swear, I ALWAYS COME BACK TO THIS VIDEO TO DIE LAUGHING* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joseph-fernando-piano3 жыл бұрын
"I know that ice cream is very fun and very interesting" sounds like something a shapeshifting alien might say to try and blend in as a human...
@CyberWarezz053 жыл бұрын
"Hello, fellow human female.I too, like to ingest the delicious frozen dairy sorbet"
@jangobaby68123 жыл бұрын
@@CyberWarezz05 😁
@1bingbongtingtong13 жыл бұрын
NOOOO hahahahahahahahahaha
@DCBiscuit3 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@1bingbongtingtong13 жыл бұрын
@@DCBiscuit ?
@boodro21225 жыл бұрын
I tried this method on a girl at my local grocery store the other day and my wife was NOT thrilled! Do NOT follow this tutorial!
@joey19xx734 жыл бұрын
Is your wife single.?
@TheDisapprovingBunny4 жыл бұрын
@@joey19xx73 she will be soon
@Fubuki_Kai4 жыл бұрын
@@TheDisapprovingBunny I lol'd
@ooferrell4 жыл бұрын
Sheesh!!! Why do wives have to screw everything up.
@tanyakwankis4 жыл бұрын
My Husband wasnt happy either when I tried this.
@kylejonas38752 жыл бұрын
Alan is so confident that he filmed in front of the hair growth product. He doesn’t care what the girls think cause he knows he can get them anyway
@GothicFoxglove2 жыл бұрын
Squidward finally snapped, and used his clarinet to stab Spongebob.
@pickleperson60316 жыл бұрын
If you mess up, wait at her car to explain things
@rulerworld12896 жыл бұрын
Pickle Dick how do you find their car?
@SympleSymon6 жыл бұрын
Ruler World Stole her keys then looked for the beeping car
@boofy25926 жыл бұрын
If it’s unlocked wait in the backseat behind drivers seat
@AlanColon19796 жыл бұрын
Alysha Jenkinson - excellent idea, i just had a complete failure with a hot little cashier, gonna wait for her shift to end and follow her home and point at this comment for proof as to why she ought to be ok with it.
@rauljimenez55256 жыл бұрын
I'm pickle dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@chickentendies62104 жыл бұрын
Alan:**steals woman's soul** "NOW THAT WAS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF EYE CONTACT"
@togarmah98484 жыл бұрын
_👁Fetch😘me💋their😻souls👁_
@phoenixfire50464 жыл бұрын
Togarmah COD zombies reference. I see you are a man of culture.
@andreyshort91674 жыл бұрын
Your soul is mine!
@barimayberry3 жыл бұрын
She has to be bat shit crazy to be involved with the guy that has a mug shot down at the post office.
@Seissmo3 жыл бұрын
FETCH ME THEIR SOULLSSSS
@nephrite38932 жыл бұрын
Alan makes me feel like I am the master of conversation
@ChumperDumper6 жыл бұрын
If a girl catches your fancy make sure you stare her down, block her cart, and then joke about frozen food until you can "talk about doing it together sometime"
@thearousedeunuch5 жыл бұрын
Unzipping your pants also helps.
@ericmendenhall28675 жыл бұрын
@@thearousedeunuch what pants?
@thearousedeunuch5 жыл бұрын
@@ericmendenhall2867 Just touch your private parts if you aren't wearing pants. :D
@ericmendenhall28675 жыл бұрын
@@thearousedeunuch You can do that? Wont god get mad?
@thearousedeunuch5 жыл бұрын
@@ericmendenhall2867 He will not like it, but he will understand your dating strategy.
@the_s0lar_system5 жыл бұрын
Please dont try and flirt with workers. It's extremely uncomfortable, as a person who has been hit on. I have no way to escape the interaction or call the person out or anything. Its terrifying
@alydiaforten50115 жыл бұрын
@Balthasar Gérard If it's an incel they'll get pissy
@yuliiza5 жыл бұрын
@@balthasargerard7246 yeah cuz that's easy
@indiansmokar5 жыл бұрын
yuliza it is
@alydiaforten50115 жыл бұрын
@Balthasar Gérard I live in a very small town. There was a 20 something year old girl who lived here, she was an amazing person and although I didn't know her too well, everyone else knew her. She was into anime, a cosplayer, a musician, and a very kind person. I used to see her at church. Anyway, this girl met a guy, whom she wasn't interested in, at her place of work (an art store). Because she rejected him, he went back to where she worked the next day and shot her 5 times before shooting himself. This is something girls are warned about from a very young age, and it's virtually every girl's worst nightmare. Of course things like this happen everyday, but it's even more shocking when it happens in your local town to someone you grew up with and everyone and your mother knew. You have to remember that people can be mentally unstable and very entitled, especially obsessive/creepy guys towards women in particular. If I was a 6'5, 250 pound male, it would be a different story. But I'm 5'4, 95 pounds--and a woman. So I will admit that I have pretty much 0 strength and can easily be taken advantage of. It's especially scary if you're an employee and that individual now knows where you work. You have to be careful when interacting with people, because you don't know who they are. Nowadays, it's only getting easier for people to track your location. A simple, "no thank you" or some other rejection, can actually get you shot by some crazy incel/mgtow/ect. who thinks they're entitled to women.
@alydiaforten50115 жыл бұрын
@@balthasargerard7246 How is that even remotely relevant to my point? Where did I say women cannot be bad people?
@raulmunoz69602 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha ooh man I’ve learned so much from this guy! I almost feel like I can pick up the next woman I meet at the grocery store! 😂😂😂 Recently discovered your channel and am enjoying your content so far man!
@roberthan51092 жыл бұрын
7:32 nothing says natural like the girl not moving a single muscle in her face
@blokvader82834 жыл бұрын
I'm legit just watching her face the whole time, because you can easily tell she's insanely uncomfortable but has to look happy
@jotarokujo36034 жыл бұрын
Everything she said was the shortest possible reply and the one time she tries to give him a little extra to work with he kinda loses it and doesn’t know what to do. Like she’s being paid or something to be here and still can’t stand this dude.
@audreyhartman4 жыл бұрын
@@jotarokujo3603 she's most likely being paid to be in it lol which makes it even worse
@jotarokujo36034 жыл бұрын
Audrey Hartman that’s definitely my first assumption. This lady even tried to work with him and he just couldn’t handle speaking to a woman. 😂
@sonyfanboy16174 жыл бұрын
Blok Vader Well, it’s better to be paid with money than having to perform sexual favors to a narcissist
@jotarokujo36034 жыл бұрын
Sony Fanboy where did this idea of sexual favours come from? The options are: 1. He paid her to play the part of a stranger at the supermarket but he still made her uncomfortable. Or 2. She really is a stranger at the supermarket who is now extremely uncomfortable and is far more likely to be calling the police than performing any sexual favours. I’m not sure where the confusion arose but at no point was this discussion about whether she was there for money or performing sexual favours. I honestly can’t even imagine where that fits into this story or where you pulled it from.
@MichaelOrtega6 жыл бұрын
How to meet Penguinz0
@jacksbox3176 жыл бұрын
Michael Ortega Except you gotta have a trumpet for that
@bigfatcarp936 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest critikaling of all time.
@Snout0076 жыл бұрын
Nice piano skills, mate. This guy kills it with instrumental music if anyone is interested.
@brknotbrklyn16 жыл бұрын
Go to Tampa ,Florida
@anselalldredge12056 жыл бұрын
How to meet god*
@kevinharrison49092 жыл бұрын
The deadpan delivery of the commentary was first rate. Enjoyed it.
@michaelrud4351 Жыл бұрын
**Pictures my loving wife to bring a natural smile to my face** **Approaches woman**
@WannabeGingery6 жыл бұрын
who goes to the grocery store to meet women though lmao
@12feettall66 жыл бұрын
i do that all the time..but then after that i forget to buy things. lol
@goofygoober49016 жыл бұрын
65 year old divorced men
@indiomoustafa20476 жыл бұрын
Wierd to do it on purpose I agree but I have a good friend of two years who I met because we had to pool our cognitive resources to find the frozen veg section.
@kenziemac1306 жыл бұрын
Mollie Strunk sad people who should leave others alone.
@klewskates1236 жыл бұрын
Mollie Strunk you'd be surprised
@sharsasuke016 жыл бұрын
Hold your girl when Alan is around.
@arizonatea37345 жыл бұрын
I would immediately kick him in the nuts to ensure his alpha testosterone dragon slaying knight in shining armor princess saving powers are diminished slightly.
@mons30205 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you and your girl could tag team the little incel lol
@41192tara5 жыл бұрын
Otherwise he will make them costar in a tutorial with him.
@kadenduncan15615 жыл бұрын
alan would spell his name like that
@lilmagicme55145 жыл бұрын
I would need my girl to hold me man
@liaojendyk91672 жыл бұрын
"You started making jokes about the ice cream." I fucking BURST out laughing. What a comedian!
@very_real_username11 ай бұрын
i think we should translate all of those women’s blinks into morse mode just in case
@sunfish93413 жыл бұрын
guy: 😒 girl: 😔 guy: 😏 girl: 😐 guy: so that was a perfect example of eye contact
@cap77603 жыл бұрын
Beautifully put
@kaster6663 жыл бұрын
Why are you yellow?
@kaster6663 жыл бұрын
@Cenestpasmapersonnalité was i rude? I'm so sorry i didn't mean to offend anyone.
@kaster6663 жыл бұрын
@Cenestpasmapersonnalité *small brain overheating trying to understand what you're saying* Never watched Mean Girls so i've no idea what you're talking about, let's just wait for the yellow dude's answer.
2:59 that was a perfect example of a predatory gaze
@tring-aling-ahim-bahoo-lah63785 жыл бұрын
"I like your cart, it looks like you put things that you want to eat in there." LMFAO this is subtle comedy at it's finest.
@tullac33865 жыл бұрын
I reckon you could get that jk to work if u did it properly
@JoBo02095 жыл бұрын
General Panini underrated comment 💀
@warpath66665 жыл бұрын
I use this line at the grocery store "Oh hello there. I came here to get eggs and milk. You look like you want to get bred" ........... so smooooooooth 😆😆😆😆
@devg84175 жыл бұрын
600th like
@ohgodohnothebees5 жыл бұрын
General Panini That porn probably exists
@CanIswearinmyhandle6 жыл бұрын
That actress deserves a medal for her bravery. Bet after filming the creep started practising his new video; How to talk with actresses you've hired
@alchemistnezumi97806 жыл бұрын
Oh No Fuck that actress, give Charlie a damn Oscar for 8:24!
@kattatatatat63616 жыл бұрын
“It’s perfect because you’re already paying her to be there”
@CanIswearinmyhandle6 жыл бұрын
Bubbles185 Maybe her husband and child are being held at gun point off-camera
@izmanharfan47196 жыл бұрын
Bh
@HYDROPHILPLAYS5 жыл бұрын
I found Allen on Facebook and to me it kind of looks like they both are (still?) married together. I could be wrong tho cause obviously the video is old af 😅
@perkyninja1952 Жыл бұрын
Why did I get so caught off guard when he started yelling😂😂😭😭😭
@jarethphipps29592 жыл бұрын
Well if I ever need to smile I can remember this amazing tutorial. Brings a smile to my face every time I see it
@gabrielsebastianelhagezote14863 жыл бұрын
8:27 Ok, that's not Charlie. Charlie doesn't posses such level of emotion.
@baphometlovesyou65153 жыл бұрын
Of course he isnt Charlie what are you dumb? Thats clearly Allen the alienator
@thememeguy21353 жыл бұрын
@@baphometlovesyou6515 *Alan The Anihailator
@dogpeek3 жыл бұрын
@@thememeguy2135 Alan The Annihilator*
@dogpeek3 жыл бұрын
@@spacecadet_01 i actually did that to annoy him you know. spellchecking the spelling nazi.
@Bane2TuffAtBall3 жыл бұрын
He’s an A list actor what do you mean?
@abrahamthebewildered14483 жыл бұрын
Step 1: Grab her cart so she can't get away. Step 2: If she tries to run, tackle her to the ground and hold her there. Step 3: Make ice cream joke. Step 4: Introduce yourself. This part's important, otherwise. . . It could get a little awkward. Step 5: Ask about her. Things like "How are you today?"" What's your address?"" Do you live alone?" Remember, it's rude to only talk about yourself. Step 6: Take notice of one good feature she has, and make a compliment. For example "I wish I had your skin." And remember, persistence is the key to a woman's heart!
@tss14732 жыл бұрын
Step 7: progressively make more body contact with her until she screams for help
@aanylagrant84822 жыл бұрын
[INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR] I got tased and put in cuffs instead
@undatedpeak18292 жыл бұрын
Must’ve messed this up because it didn’t work might need further instructions
@Haven_city_civilian2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Haven_city_civilian2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@d34d482 жыл бұрын
dawg the smiling bit is something i needed to watch bc I have not smiled since the beginning of 2019
@tjmoore2356 Жыл бұрын
I come back every so often to this one So special
@chrishouston35664 жыл бұрын
This is no joke. Under this mans tutelage i've slayed so much super market snatch that they've dedicated an entire isle to me at whole foods calling me poon handler of the decade.
@JohnSmith-vw9rz4 жыл бұрын
duke silver happen or it didn't pics
@taitherapper49494 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck, respect
@amonstar4244 жыл бұрын
Legendary
@MasterCrash1234 жыл бұрын
Do they let you set up a booth to give free samples?
@thescrimble4 жыл бұрын
How long has this been at 420 likes
@VazzyCow6 жыл бұрын
*I'm shook, I've never heard you scream before*
@tin56976 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT That was like god commending me to hell in Dante’s 9th circle.
@ep1cn3ss26 жыл бұрын
That was the funniest thing ive seen this week, LOL, he's always quiet and then all of a sudden he does that. I did not expect it at all lmao.
@bft_neelix38626 жыл бұрын
yeah holy shit.. thats going in my book of firsts.
@GalaxyStandard776 жыл бұрын
I immediately got Vietnam Flashbacks from my father yelling at me
@brunocarranzaaragon9216 жыл бұрын
Now I'm level 100 woke
@MythicalxToast9 ай бұрын
When moist yells it’s like the whole universe collapses. It sends chills down my spine so strong it’s indescribable. Moist’s intimidation is so powerful all you can do is drop down to your knees and beg for mercy
@twistedthe18 ай бұрын
Short hair Charlie jumpscare
@examper225 жыл бұрын
He kind of looks like a creepy version of Sal from Impractical Jokers.
@adamrose31395 жыл бұрын
Lol that's why I clicked the video I thought it was vintage footage of him.
@sandpiper57055 жыл бұрын
Implying Sal isnt creepy in the first place
@examper225 жыл бұрын
@@sandpiper5705 nah, he's just Italian.
@chicagobullsfan035 жыл бұрын
@@adamrose3139 same
@qmance80624 жыл бұрын
Holy shit yeah he does
@outsidercain30384 жыл бұрын
"Greeting, XX genetics carbon-based lifeform. Your endorphins levels rised at the sight of this compact frozen milk in a round cardboard shape. Can I probe you later ?"
@Unknown-gf1ci4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Tyyrantgod4 жыл бұрын
outSider Cain this is an underrated comment
@zero_meercat86244 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@katery284 жыл бұрын
outSider Cain HAHAHAHHAHA
@UrBestBet4 жыл бұрын
Lowkey that might work lmao
@bryanlahusky447810 ай бұрын
This video cured my anxiety I was mid panic attack and this brought me to tears lolol
@screamingmarioincarnation8552 жыл бұрын
He put so much energy in delivering the powdered donuts line, and I love it
@DevonPalmer986 жыл бұрын
Yep when I go to the grocery store my end goal is plow town.
@fettuccinealfredo43936 жыл бұрын
When I go to the grocery store my end goal is to bring my tastebuds to FLAVORTOWN
@BigT.Larrity6 жыл бұрын
When I go to the grocery store my end goal is to buy groceries at the store that sells groceries, a "grocery store" if you will.
@Wodgedev6 жыл бұрын
Yep when i go to the grocery store my end goal is not dying of starvation.
@realhumanbean79156 жыл бұрын
ZombieKing ZKDev My goal is to eat beans in an alley while watching cars 2 on one of the demo televisions
@nothat0therguy9926 жыл бұрын
Devon Palmer isn't that everyone's ultimate goal when going to the grocery store? It's certainly mine.
@hackeysackgod25404 жыл бұрын
"The smile needs to be natural" *proceeds to tell you how to manufacture a smile*
@blokvader82833 жыл бұрын
I saw your profile picture and just remembered that that video existed.
@memenazi70783 жыл бұрын
Ik it’s painfully unnatural. He’s trying to fit in with the other humans
@antoniorivera83213 жыл бұрын
@@blokvader8283 what video
@antonhelsgaun3 жыл бұрын
Her face at 4:42 is faker though
@thatguy30003 жыл бұрын
@@antoniorivera8321 This one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hojIZaufas-mh68
@jacobminges790 Жыл бұрын
Laughed my ass off at this one probably one of the funniest of all I have seen 😂
@GoldenNinja502 жыл бұрын
thanks
@_aw20016 жыл бұрын
"I like your cart" "Thanks I picked it out myself"
@ryanblack36866 жыл бұрын
Histury I can tell......
@EhrenCG6 жыл бұрын
"I guess you scream for ice cream too, heh heh heh... heh."
@thearousedeunuch5 жыл бұрын
"I'm an expert in carts. Watch this!" *Steals girl's cart, drifts with it and crashes it into shelves*
@Filippa1.1.4 жыл бұрын
He literally grabbed that womans cart when she was trynna get by
@markl41594 жыл бұрын
Oh hi, we meet again
@resinds.p48983 жыл бұрын
@@markl4159 Oh , hi Mark
@darthlynx57923 жыл бұрын
@@markl4159 I did nnnnnooooot. Oh hi Mark.
@praisethelordjesuschrist35543 жыл бұрын
Lol
@stevensalas20783 жыл бұрын
I want to like it but it's at 666
@amandaelmer5533 Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about going to the grocery store is NOT getting talked to by random people
@alistairrafflesia60222 жыл бұрын
The emotional portrayal by Charlie was fantastic.
@WickedRibbon4 жыл бұрын
"That was a perfect example of eye contact." actual eye contact: ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)
@sbstratos794 жыл бұрын
I think the good old Lenny fits better. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@heydenleekley47574 жыл бұрын
That was honestly the best example I've ever seen of a dude undressing a chick with his eyes.
@bipo8194 жыл бұрын
It’s at 420 I won’t be person to mess that up
@Gmh-3 жыл бұрын
Alan looks like a bug that transformed into a human but stopped on 90%
@nibras1623 жыл бұрын
Men in black reference?
@Inlinetodie3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the bug in MIB. Vincent Danafrio or whatever
@Inlinetodie3 жыл бұрын
@@nibras162 hey lol yes
@coldcartcold86333 жыл бұрын
Tbf Chris kind of does too
@Goldfish-xn8in3 жыл бұрын
This made my day
@jm_r245 Жыл бұрын
2:54 the way he walks and looks makes feel like a song for an early 2000s music video would start playing
@deeznutt6663 жыл бұрын
4:20 Legit this wut employees hate the MOST
@vtvfilms23885 жыл бұрын
"I know ice cream is fun and interesting, but I really want to know, what do you do for fun?" What an awkward and erratic method.
@rampagerslife5 жыл бұрын
if you can't do, teach!
@hugo.hugo4205 жыл бұрын
“Look at this fun ice cream. Jus LOOK AT IT!”
@thehumblelion11285 жыл бұрын
It's the language of gods you fool
@harshwardhanthakur13115 жыл бұрын
erotic*
@alydiaforten50115 жыл бұрын
I'd be turned off immediately if this is how a guy decided to start a conversation. It's cringey, boring, and predictable. The best way a guy was able to start a conversation with me in the grocery store was by asking a deep question about life. He was lighthearted about it and completely open to my response. It wasn't creepy or boring. He started it with, "Can I ask you a question?" It was so interesting to me, and we just kept talking for a couple hours in the aisle. He ended it by mentioning that we could finish the convo over text. I made absolute sure I got his last name in case I put in the wrong number. That was four years ago now, and we are as close as we've ever been.
@smoop13655 жыл бұрын
Why are these pickup artists the least charismatic people in the universe
@coreystegemann86255 жыл бұрын
Because they pick up women with money but they dont show that part on camera
@dgafgiraffe58475 жыл бұрын
Because actual charasmatic people don't call themselves pick up artists or teach classes on how to be one lol
@flimflam66525 жыл бұрын
@User 0 I was all onboard baby, right until you talked about your house being possessed. I have no idea why you went there hahaha.
@haleymarie10215 жыл бұрын
Because they think personal connections arent natural and need to be learned.
@Ryu994205 жыл бұрын
they have too much convidence in theirself
@masonmccauley91582 жыл бұрын
I think that's the most genuine I've ever heard Charlie yell.
@serge4ntsnu5fles Жыл бұрын
I feel like Charlie screaming at me is the scariest thing ever
@KibaRanger_Kou3 ай бұрын
You're amazing. You figured this all out already.
@Pierce1996h6 жыл бұрын
My future husband stared me down from across the grocery store and then forced me to talk about ice cream and soccer. Now we are together forever, I'm dead in his basement.
@Moon-mj7le6 жыл бұрын
Homosexicle oof
@blizzrd83726 жыл бұрын
thats hot
@revolvingworld26765 жыл бұрын
Now he has his very own ghost wife
@SmileytheSmile6 жыл бұрын
*6:15* She is so scared of him that she can't even keep that weak fake smile on her face any more.
@rnelody54966 жыл бұрын
she looks like she's in physical pain
@skizzlechizzle6 жыл бұрын
Lmao her eyes are so lifeless
@ngmajora69866 жыл бұрын
Smiley the Smile ah ExpertVillage....a true master of the arts
@MediocreTodd6 жыл бұрын
He's more afraid of her than she is of him.
@TheRealDarkSide8306 жыл бұрын
Scary thing is that she's obviously been paid to do this, yet still can't keep a straight face. That man is a creep.
@Tamajyn69 Жыл бұрын
My hobbies include doing my grocery shopping without being murdered in the parking lot
@CallMeAlphys9 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the old days of short haired charlie, always a trip to see