The Official Podcast

[@sweataholic17]

Charlie and kaya are the yin and yang, one wears a white shirt and headphones, the other wears a black shirt and headphones. Jackson's place is burning like hell, while andrew is in heaven perfectly balanced.

[@Amouat2000]

tahsin miah As all things should be

[@JODRecaps]

hola miah. jake paul has small bicepsssss

[@sr.365]

Not yet. In order to fully be, kaya needs to darken his room to another level.

[@zaya5360]

Charlies mic is above him, and Kaya's mic is below him

[@bappohen]

Unus Annus

[@renno2679]

Charlie: Jackson: *_S I L E N C E , S H O R T S T A C K_*

[@F1rsttimer]

“Insult something I like” “You're short” Charlie: *HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE*

[@agentorangecb1]

Jackson's roasts are incredible 🤭 What's your hobby, alcoholism? Cock and ball torture? 🙊🔥🔥🔥

[@claudiobizama5603]

I can't believe Andrew is dead and it's broadcasting from heaven

[@daboidabber3rd]

Is*

[@mylesthompson4485]

@@gustavsamuel Oh*. Remember that capitalization is important.

[@thegreygoblin5165]

Well,it was surprisingly easy when he found a nice place on Snakeway to record from

[@DanielLopez-ki8qk]

Yeah, you'd expect he'd be in the other place.

[@Overlord99762]

Like Buster Scruggs

[@Logan-gl2ft]

Damn Jacksons blow on Charlie was almost as low as Charlie is to the ground.

[@w8amint]

Jackson: Australia is on fire Charlie: oh ya? Jackson: We get ad before the trailers before the movie Charlie: This is a real eye opener. Outrageous

[@JODRecaps]

hola colton. jake paul has smalll bicepssss

[@peppawith100subscribers6]

@@JODRecaps yep

[@asteria5382]

Kaya: Even if I was knitting, why should I be ashamed by that Me, sitting here crocheting while listening to the podcast: Damn right Kaya, you tell em

[@pierotx3309]

penguin reported this kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKLFZ3Z9hNyqftk

[@lazaruspurity5568]

Piero TX cringe

[@prestonsauls4494]

Piero just why

[@JODRecaps]

hola Asteria. jake paul has small bicepssss

[@19thcenturygentleman33]

JODisGOD cringe

[@rosedragon3498]

That smokey effect could be a piece of tape over your lens that alot of new cameras have when you just bought them alot of people dont notice

[@Radi_nce]

@@pierotx3309 shut the fuck up

[@dsr5079]

@@Radi_nce fax

[@josueosuna2205]

Joseph Wilson fax

[@armadis4168]

@@josueosuna2205 fax

[@JODRecaps]

hello bread. jake paul has small bicepssssss

[@bbpoltergeists]

Jackson's laugh followed by Kaya's laugh at 10:00 cured my depression thanks boys

[@emperorpingusmathchannel5365]

Mobile users: 00:05:11 - Making Jackson a Bully 00:14:25 - Beanie Babies and Collectibles 00:18:45 - Ad Spot 00:27:54 - Death of Brick and Mortar Shops 00:30:48 - Ad Spot 00:31:44 - Andrew Calls for Internet Reform 00:39:59 - Ad Spot 00:40:00 - Ad Talk and Movie Theaters 00:55:59 - Ticketmaster

[@Dakotaidk]

❤

[@OfficialCreamCrewClips]

Why didn't they have any ads in this podcast?

[@krbay1019]

From Texas. My theatre does have a ton regular ads before a movie. Everything fell in line with what Jackson was talking about

[@Zayindjejfj]

I really appreciate that Andrew has transcended humankind and reached heavenly status.

[@sr.365]

Meanwhile the area around Jackson is slowly turning into a burning hell. Perfectly Balanced.

[@skylerbastion7034]

Charlie be looking like a depressed hospital patient

[@JODRecaps]

hi skyler. jake paul has small biepssssssss

[@MicroApp619]

@@JODRecaps what

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I could listen to the intro all day on loop.

[@E-damnn]

I miss the old one tbh

[@Overqualification]

Blue Tooth me too

[@epigaulus1219]

It sets a high expectation for coolness that is not achieved

[@userPrehistoricman]

Unlike the old ones, I skip this one.

[@AC-gm6dr]

Will duh your a neet

[@oldunusedchannelthatiamaba8966]

The longest running production Northernlion: laughs in the binding of Isaac afterbirth+

[@KoenBoyful]

NorthernLion omgg. Watched him way back on machinema with Poison Mushroom.

[@JODRecaps]

hello ghosty. jake paul has small bicepsssss

[@Animebryan2]

The Official Podcast newest episode: #160 PKA (Pain Killer Already) newest episode: #471 Joe Rogan Experience newest episode: #1405

[@dianepratt5159]

Jackson looks like a really pretty woman

[@Overqualification]

What?

[@thegrimmacespace]

?

[@samueljonathan6101]

Jackson looks like he's in an 80s power ballad music video.

[@dianepratt5159]

It's the nice grainy filter that really gives the 80s vibe *but seriously he looks like a woman*

[@Overqualification]

Monotone Maggie No, no he doesn’t.

[@shogunmonkey8269]

45:21 OH MY GOODNESS that "grrr" was the cutest most adorable thing I've ever heard.

[@shelby5809]

epic weird comment

[@KingZinyak]

This new anime is so good I wonder who will get killed off in the season finale

[@wholesomebandit8532]

only the good animes have deaths in em all these new ones are ass with no consequences no one dies they all get revived sometime later

[@meowcow21]

Just got finished watching every episode of the podcast. How nice to have a new one.

[@samaelmorillo748]

Which one's your favorite?

[@djswaggot5109]

What's your opinion on the article area?

[@maxwellbrowning7340]

Why does no one bring up Charlie’s flesh light collection

[@dylanhill4428]

Because it's old news

[@randomdude6376]

Plot twist: Kaya is actually Jackson's dad.

[@yungvag]

I wish he was my dad

[@Dylberry]

I wish I had a dad

[@elisemuehlenkamp1484]

These guys 100% predicted the death of theaters and the rise of streaming services

[@wruxiz6104]

Eh cinemas are fairing pretty well all things considered. Plus streaming didn’t kill theatres, Covid did.

[@vedrostipes7410]

the emo in charlie grows by every second

[@pierotx3309]

penguin hate this a lot kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKLFZ3Z9hNyqftk

[@ragnar6525]

@@pierotx3309 Lmao wtf is this shit. Feels like a 2 yo made it who likes fortnite and gay

[@JODRecaps]

hello vedro. jake paul has small bicepssss

[@jason6802]

as an australian the word 'valmorgan preshow' sent shivers down my spine

[@dabqu]

"At least our episodes come out on time" famous last words

[@yok99102]

7:00 SHOT FIRED, SHOT FIRED

[@sleepyboy99]

jacksons secretly high asf hotboxing his room smh

[@Crippler]

59:48 Charlie looks over to see your mouse and then judges you

[@thegrimmacespace]

Man I'm glad Andrew can still record the podcast while traveling the galaxy

[@BDeerhead]

"I summon my ultimate KZbinr; Pewdiepie!" "You've activated my drama card; Accidentally say the N-word during a livestream!"

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

N'WAH

[@umut_demirkol]

This was a great episode, keep it up! I especially liked the bully Jackson segment.

[@milesedgeworth132]

37:30 The problem with targeted ads is the fact that they store your information. No one thinks targeted ads are the end of times, but its like seeing a note in your bathroom saying "We just came by to wash your toilet" which sounds like a good thing until you realize they have unrestricted access to your house. They don't have bad intentions(yet), but they still have your info. It's up to them what they do with it. Just because you gave your info away thinking its being used for targeted ads doesn't mean you get to erase it when they decide "Hey, I want to give it to the government." Just like Kaya said, they have all your information but they don't know who you are as a person. They might know your name and what you look like, but everything else is purely through your search history. Obviously, if you're looking at creepy shit you're a creepy person, but in the case of that Runescape guy all the circumstantial info was used to create a false narrative. He made a death threat on a game, they search his house, they find criminal stuff on his computer(because his family studied criminal law), and he's in jail for threatening domestic terrorism. That's even worse for Charlie since he makes videos on weird shit. Imagine if someone accused him of a sexual crime, and in court they bring up his search history of sexual things like incel subreddits, pick-up artists, fleshlights and poop cakes, they'd think your a sexual deviant and put you in prison. They don't care about context because they think that info is the be all end all for evidence.

[@slthraffilates]

Just listened to the new episode on spotify and was actually upset that jackson quit the podcast

[@justinlaschinsky6354]

Ive been a patron since you guys started with jacksons trash can game and what not. And even now, have not regretted becoming a patron and i still cant wait to see your guys' OFFICIAL youtube release and i still cant believe how much an hour of shooting the shit can do to brighten peoples lives

[@mrshmuga9]

Timestamps: 00:05:11 - Making Jackson a Bully 00:14:25 - Beanie Babies and Collectibles 00:18:45 - Ad Spot 00:27:54 - Death of Brick and Mortar Shops 00:30:48 - Ad Spot 00:31:44 - Andrew Calls for Internet Reform 00:39:59 - Ad Spot 00:40:00 - Ad Talk and Movie Theaters 00:55:59 - Ticketmaster

[@mrshmuga9]

Targeted ads are hilariously stupid. I’ll get ads for similar or literally the same product AFTER I buy it. Hey Amazon, if I wanted two of something I would’ve selected “x2” five seconds ago.

[@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120]

Exactly. I never thought of that. I bought pc case on amazon and keep getting ads for it on amazon and other places as well. Why advertise the same thing???

[@bardbart]

Guys I'm getting Lego ads. Because the amount of insults your throwing to Jackson.

[@CExpress420]

I play my apology video trap card. Your jacksepticeye card is now banned from playing for the next three turns.

[@keed_on_two_wheelz]

The face cams add so much for me idk why not like i really watch the podcast but glancing over and seeing the JACK crew is nice

[@LayLayYTV]

jackson is worried about the camera being smokey mean while charlie over here with the 10/10 lighting

[@foolishkiwi4546]

You guys actually just came up with a really lucrative business type tbh. Famous bands doing personalized shows at a tiny venue, you pay 20, maybe 30 bucks a person. Each person gets like a beer or a shot or whatever, the band plays 3-4 songs at random (takes 15-20 minutes depending on the genre) and afterward the fans could have a very close personal feeling Q&A for 15 minutes due to the small room, then you move to the next group. I honestly think that's an interesting idea.

[@Melioth_WilboBaggins]

That Tampa Toys R Us that used to be off Dale Mabry will always be in my heart. The majority of my toys as a kid were from there. RIP

[@ellis5218]

came here to say Andrew predicted the future, 55:30

[@aoflex]

KZbin has become the Ticketmaster of online video: there's no choice and you know they'll screw you over.

[@MeowthDatsRight]

You guys hit on a lot of good topics this week. I enjoyed the ongoing rants about this ad bullshit, especially movie theater ads lol fuck that.

[@TJbutLag]

Dude this is the weekly bashing of Jackson for liking legos and I love it

[@macin6931]

Nice. Thanks for uploding so regularly.

[@MyRickyjoe]

Questionable things that Charlie likes: - professional slapping - Brendan Fraser - long greasy hair - reality television - Battlefront 2 That's just off the top of my head...

[@CheezMonsterCrazy]

All of those things are objectively great, except maybe reality TV.

[@Keanucreams]

If only there was a reality show about a long greasy haired Brendan Fraser trying to slap his way to the top of a Battlefront 2 competition.

[@CheezMonsterCrazy]

@@Keanucreams The Moist Meter doesn't even go high enough.

[@Jake-hj5di]

jackson shouldve told charlie to get rid of that mop on his head

[@s0mnolent210]

It’s the same in the uk, your ticket will tell you the “movie” is at a certain time and then we get car ads and shit for a while, then movie trailers, nothing as extreme as 45 minutes but it’s still quite long

[@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120]

Charlie and Andrew either have a good theater that says screw commercials or arrive late. I live in the US (Upper Midwest) we have AMC movie theaters and its like 15 mins commercials before the movie trailers start.

[@elijahswanson7255]

Bro no joke I be cooming everywhere

[@casualverse]

Emo keanu lookin like a whole entree.

[@ArtoriaPendragon-t8m]

38:00 - I might be misremembering but haven't you guys had ads for VPNs?

[@kendallgarciaa]

I think they had to cut their ads in the video, theres like 2 or 3 weird cuts

[@benkersten1705]

This video was a hit piece on Australians and lego enthisiasts

[@YoungMasterCarson]

Yoo there was actually no ad breaks, RIP to the monetization

[@Armegis]

charlie's image is so blown up that he looks like he's in heaven

[@thomassilveira7365]

The reason that they can’t directly stream new films to people, is that there was a law passed in the last century in the u.s which put an end to the studio system. The film companies cannot control the exhibition of film . That falls to theaters. Streaming straight to homes via a film studio subscription would be breaking that law.

[@seanfrad]

the last official podcast episode of the decade

[@rosedragon3498]

What about those damn app promos in movie theaters that go for 20 minutes past the movie show time

[@TheSecondVersion]

1:16 - Have they tried 5000 tons of boron and sand?

[@branimirdzhenkov9549]

I hope this podcast does not die

[@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120]

Charlie and Andrew either have a good theater that says screw commercials or arrive late. I live in the US (Upper Midwest) we have AMC movie theaters and its like 15 mins commercials before the movie trailers start.

[@papapalps3513]

I don’t think malls are dying, well at least for my area as it still gets packed parking lots and can get very crammed

[@Overqualification]

Yeah that was dumb

[@gur0321]

Yeah I live like 5 minutes away from the 4th largest mall in America and it's always packed

[@ivbremkinjardii5713]

i know two dead malls where i am. no joke these places are to the point of only having 5 shops total.

[@KnightsGone]

I had the same experience as jackson it was almost an hour of ads of movies with like extended trailers and then ads about the theater

[@landothekid8089]

I don’t want movie theaters to die, one of my oldest memories is going to watch wall e as a kid and getting a free wall e watch because i was there early.

[@voelz1670]

29:30 argos store is an already exisiting example of that andrew

[@jadenlobo8849]

F for Jackson he quit the Official Podcast

[@mojowasabi8823]

We get that in america too... the showing time for the movie is when the official trailers, that come with the film itself, start. Before that its local ads

[@whatislife233]

Human CentiPewDiePede, Jack Septipede, markipsde, idk what else you could name

[@janislabucks3027]

In my country we just have the upcoming movie trailers for 10-15 min but absolutely no ads

[@bencarmine2]

The whole stream new movies idea would be the easiest way to pirate movies of all time

[@moist762]

This podcast is the best one out there

[@darkluigi123456789]

I remember one time going to a move with the family and honest to god they sold tickets even tho it was full. No seats where there so some employees had to carry a literal couch in so we could seating places. Ever since then I never really wanted to go to a movie.

[@KostidisYGO]

Jackson if you hear me, start collecting Lego Bionicle to seem more cool, they have more nostalgic value and they are cheaper

[@Bihigos]

I'm pretty sure Jackson is Adam Driver's doppelganger... it's not a coincidence that he likes Star Wars so much.

[@luisalves7339]

why the fuck does the new podcast video cam design make me remind of any metal gear solid codec scene

[@xboi3607]

I absolutely love the new webcams

[@theoreticalphysics3644]

45:54 I was literally thinking the same thing a couple days ago. Advertising has basically become who can be the most annoying, and I honestlly will sometime flip off the ad I hate it so much. It makes me loose respect for the company if anything. I swear, I was at my parents for Christmas and they still have cable and the advertising is half the content. It is seriously one of the most annoying thing in the world.

[@it-s-a-mystery]

I'd actually unironically buy little cutesy youtuber characters that stacked together like a human centipede. The KZbinrs I like with unreliable upload schedules would be towards the back, and if a KZbinr got involved in some kind of petty drama, I would move them straight to the back from wherever they were in the line. I'm all about this.

[@6cmcnc6]

It’s actually pretty ironic that a year after this we were watching new movies at home.

[@sorenmine7765]

I wish i could watch the ads here again.

[@robinlaszlo]

Last time I went to a movie in Michigan they played dead ass tv commercials before the movie.

[@sirmortimer4036]

Funny how there weren't ads on the episode making fun of ads

[@alexanderduluoz]

Really good episode this week

[@drunkenhobo8020]

I loved K'nex as a kid. Built an automatic looping rollercoaster that went around my bed, a functioning trebuchet and a repeating crossbow. Way more fun than Lego - not constrained to little building blocks.

[@fjorball4764]

Hi luis i really like youre music and can i have shoutout but do not have any money cuz i spent all money on bread and beans and now i have swollowd all food with my child. She just started 3th grade and getting bullied i just wonder if you could help and drink it up?

[@slickwitharespitorysystem8550]

Would you rather own a performance car entirely made of carbon fiber or have a lifetime stock of V bucks.

[@FlyXcur]

Like the chassis or like literally everything is made of carbon fiber

[@slickwitharespitorysystem8550]

@@FlyXcur anything that doesn't melt it

[@saucylegsmcgee4229]

There was one reason for bushfires starting that the boys missed, a 51 year old was doing some backburning on his property and it got out of hand. Also he was backburning to save all of his weed.

[@fjorball4764]

Hi luis i really like youre music and can i have shoutout but do not have any money cuz i spent all money on bread and beans and now i have swollowd all food with my child. She just started 3th grade and getting bullied i just wonder if you could help and drink it up?

[@willsfronttooth550]

In terms of paying for an ad free movie experience, I usually only get trailers and no ads when I see movies. I personally really enjoy the trailers though

[@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120]

Charlie and Andrew either have a good theater that says screw commercials or arrive late. I live in the US (Upper Midwest) we have AMC movie theaters and its like 15 mins commercials before the movie trailers start.

[@toastytortillachipz5805]

Everything Jackson has said about cinemas only applies in Queensland. In Victoria the majority of our cinemas are Hoyts or Village, and all the cinemas near me have reclining seats even for the peasant class cinema which is like $12

[@jimmygrey6848]

It really only applies to Event Cinemas specifically, there are plenty of cinemas in QLD that are under $10 for tickets and have good seats etc. you can even drink in some of them. The one I frequent in Brisbane is $5.50 for tickets, has leather reclining seats and usually only about 15mins of ads.

[@wierdlolvideos]

a bit late but here in mexico we have subscriptons to streaming services for movies barely coming out at cinemas

[@uranium68]

I remember when Logan came out me and my friends left school during exam block, and it had 30 minutes of ads and I ended up missing my train by 5 minutes and having to wait over an hour for the next one. Jackson's also right it's random tv ads in Australia

[@swiftsilver]

at around 1:02:35 hulu is already doing that. You pay more for ad free.

[@Bmoran325]

33:00 I used to have the worst internet ever, I payed for 10mbs and barely got 200kbs on a good day, thankfully nowadays there's no exclusivity contracts or anything here in Mexico

[@Thebesters]

charlie should change his little avatar for the official podcast so his hair is up to date

[@therockas8190]

Damn, cinema sounds like hell! In Lithuania a ticket cost 8 Euros or 7 euros if you're buying them online. And the ads are like 15 minutes and all of them are just movie trailers. The only down side is that the popcorn is like 4 euros...

[@danthesandman]

Jackson looks like Renée Zellweger here.

[@mojowasabi8823]

I never seen a movie theatre with recliners or meal service in the us?

[@nwagg5667]

andrew predicted the rise of the premium streaming stuff

[@marioxdc123]

2 years later, he did frame a part of his collection

[@JesusRodriguez-xe6kd]

Where are the ad breaks?