Charging Money for This Should Be Illegal

[@cheungyan9987]

Not "Rex fainted" or "Rex passed out" but "Rex fucking died, go dig him a grave kiddo, look at what you did to your dog you failure"

[@Floris_VI]

I think you mean contractor

[@sevionus80]

it was bad enough that it dies to an attack that was "Not Effective"...

[@sebastianriz4703]

Your friends are dead. Game over

[@CHRB-nn6qp]

Yeah fr pokemon permadeath mode right here

[@SageGilbert191]

That’s what happens when you sign the contract before reading it

[@timhicks3387]

Charlie, it's not that Rex's "wobble" didn't lower the enemy's defense, it's that the enemy used "intimidate" which lowered your attack, therefore canceling out your wobble. Pokemon 101.

[@minecraft-hw7kh]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqOtc6Grnc1nbLc

[@jmanpolo5611]

yeah, that's what I said lol

[@arkraith4148]

He read the intimidate as buffing his attack, lol. He called it a buff

[@Neoicecreaman]

He literally failed learning the tutorial mechanic then complained the game sucks... He should be a games journalist next.

[@sebastianriz4703]

@@Neoicecreaman The game sucks

[@allenstevens1823]

Game:Rex's Attack decreased!! Charlie: oh that was nice, they buffed me...

[@Nehauon]

The harder things get the harder he gets

[@MrKid351]

"Damn that debuff did nothing"

[@josephshmoe2811]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iaTPmat9hbWtf6s this video is coolio beans gamer

[@tama3442]

Have faith in JESUS CHRIST as LORD and SAVIOR for HE SAVES from hell❗️ *What is the Gospel?* The true gospel is the good news that God saves sinners. Man is by nature sinful and separated from God with no hope of remedying that situation. But God, by His power, provided the means of man’s redemption in the death, burial, and resurrection of the Savior, Jesus Christ. Ephesians 2:8-9 For it is by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of GOD, not a result of works, so that no one may boast. Romans 10:9 9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. JESUS CHRIST can come anytime! Just Believe ❤️ Love you and GOD BLESS

[@peppapog6591]

@@tama3442 why the fuck did you come to moists channel of all places to promote Christianity

[@TheCivildecay]

I love the lobotomized look on everyone in the coffee shop simulator... they should have turned it in a horror game

[@asbestosman1983]

You should play Happy's Humble Burger Farm if you haven't already.

[@eelsi1203]

Charlie can play the most broken games, yet make them feel like it's an AAA game

[@Forgiveiolord]

@fax charlie brother exposing him kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKu9ZZ-DqL2bic0

[@pootisspencer5492]

he’s the universal counterweight for dunkey breaking every AAA game

[@PhilDP]

Not even Charlie could make Battlefield 2042 feel like it's an AAA title

[@blitzdaboi4218]

@Beast 😈 no

[@Neverrrrr311]

No rofl, wtf

[@kyan892]

Imagine putting your heart and soul into a game and it shows up in one of these videos lmao.

[@sooperjay]

that would break my heart LMFAO

[@Aldo-lq8fd]

Remember when pewdiepie made fun of some strange bear game? The creator got so upset he took the game down and then went out and ate two kids

[@kyan892]

@@Aldo-lq8fd What fr?

[@someflipnotes87]

@@Aldo-lq8fd pls explain. Thats just too vague and I'm curious

[@paythesnucka4100]

People might actually play the games?

[@mbrenneman0411]

Charlie: I have no idea why games like this exist The Game: CRYPTO IS THE FUTURE

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqe1g6muoZWIkKc Finally its here. ㅤ

[@KeatonBonner]

Dogecoin too the moooon

[@ChaosqueenMaddy]

jesus the amount of bots here

[@mbrenneman0411]

@@ChaosqueenMaddy they must be attracted to the word crypto

[@ChaosqueenMaddy]

@@mbrenneman0411 average bored ape owners

[@armorykittington]

Dude, why wouldn't that person just get a job at a coffee shop? Real life: The Game.

[@Dvstvrm]

@You have to know Imagine paying for bots when they can’t even use proper grammar

[@davethe_428]

"I'd have a coffee, please" "That'll be $2,49. What do you think about crypto?"

[@maybeiamabrownie2471]

@You have to know no you don't have to know

[@tama3442]

Have faith in JESUS CHRIST as LORD and SAVIOR for HE SAVES from hell❗️ *What is the Gospel?* The true gospel is the good news that God saves sinners. Man is by nature sinful and separated from God with no hope of remedying that situation. But God, by His power, provided the means of man’s redemption in the death, burial, and resurrection of the Savior, Jesus Christ. Ephesians 2:8-9 For it is by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of GOD, not a result of works, so that no one may boast. Romans 10:9 9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. JESUS CHRIST can come anytime! Just Believe ❤️ Love you and GOD BLESS

[@Sigh95]

@@davethe_428 “[ExitFromCommunication]”

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

He's one of the few people on the platform that can play a shit game and make it somewhat entertaining

[@sam_9228]

No

[@krs_5]

@Niray f Don't care + didn't ask + L + Ratio + beta + cringe + stfu + cope + ok boomer + incel + virgin + Karen

[@theimp6731]

@@joshroehl6098 no Hold up, edit. 1K COMMENTS ON THE CHANNEL? BRO GET A LIFE 💀

[@verkigg7119]

@卐-soundcity-卐 what is your name bro

[@CKJJ88]

All you do is rephrase the most popular comment into your own slightly different variation as if you actually thought it up. Why?

[@Kasper_m]

The only reason Steam is better then Epic Games is because of Re: Summon Nothing can compete

[@RedBeatsOfficial]

@Beast 😈 Imagine having to wait 9 months to have a kid and nurturing them for years for them to turn out like this💀

[@freedustin]

@Beast 😈 "This channel has no videos." Well you tried...something. Not making content but something.

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

This is a first for me, I don't agree.

[@jimmygrignon305]

@@RedBeatsOfficial this is fucking brutal if I had coffee in my mouth I would've promptly spat it out. Sadly I think it's a bot the only video he has is a scam Mr Beast promo

[@RedBeatsOfficial]

@@jimmygrignon305 Yeah its so cringe, they really want some subscribers and views but its not even earned so whats the point...

[@chisecrecy4974]

That coffee shop game is quite literally just playing pretend restaurant with your younger cousin. "Mmm, yum yum yum."

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

Lmao!!

[@aboveaverageai7310]

“The city will be mine” The city: has no one in it

[@catgirlgrunge]

And that's why it's his 😎

[@aboveaverageai7310]

@SML Bro I never liked your shit in the first place, grow tf up and stop plugging in comments. Get your own fucking clout.

[@Crowyth]

To be honest the first game looked like someone actually put time and effort into it.

[@somemong989]

Not in the concept sure but everything else, yeah kinda. Still looked boring.

[@Nightcore_Paradise]

@@somemong989 It looked like it was someone's first released game. So it makes sense there isn't a whole lot of polish. If the game wasn't 20 bucks but instead like 3 or 4 dollars it honestly wouldn't be that bad.

[@somemong989]

@@Nightcore_Paradise it's as Charlie says, these guys are essentially selling their first learning experience. Which is cool in a way, it's like playing someone's university coursework like a net yaroze project.

[@CrabSully]

Yeah, I feel like that's why he didn't shit on it too hard. Whoever made it has potential, I think.

[@TheOne69]

looks better than legends arceus tbh

[@investingmax3202]

at 2:35 serp decreased your attack, cancelling out your defence debuff. they didn't forget to code it, you just mistook the attack decrease as an increase.

[@paytonmullin8237]

I know I was like this clown 🤣

[@ZachPlum]

Charlie can't read

[@markdiaz512]

Virgin: create shitty game Chad: create shitty game on purpose knowing Charlie will buy your game regardless.

[@tama3442]

Have faith in JESUS CHRIST as LORD and SAVIOR for HE SAVES from hell❗️ *What is the Gospel?* The true gospel is the good news that God saves sinners. Man is by nature sinful and separated from God with no hope of remedying that situation. But God, by His power, provided the means of man’s redemption in the death, burial, and resurrection of the Savior, Jesus Christ. Ephesians 2:8-9 For it is by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of GOD, not a result of works, so that no one may boast. Romans 10:9 9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. JESUS CHRIST can come anytime! Just Believe ❤️ Love you and GOD BLESS

[@Hatsune-Miku_Fan]

@@tama3442 h

[@teefin55]

@Hitano L

[@damond.p7100]

Im gonna try that. Maybe charlie will give me a feature and call my game dogshit

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

@@damond.p7100 is... is that a fetish?

[@AQDuck]

Honestly, the first game wasn't _awful_ if it was someone's first game (which it seems to be). Just awful price that will teach him a very painful lesson and probably kill every bit of motivation he had.

[@Nightcore_Paradise]

Yeah. It wouldn't be as bad if it was only 3 or 4 dollars.

[@Legohaiden]

Coffee Shop Simulator, is Free to play... because its a Students class project most likely. The student is in a Gaming dev class, and his final project is probably to create an actual game. Doesn't have to be a GOOD game, just a working one. Thus Coffee Shop Simulator was born... dude uploads it on steam, now its an official game, created by him.... teacher sees it, downloads it, plays it for like... 5 seconds. Dude gets an A

[@SeanHartnett-t8c]

I made something shittier for like 8th grade shop class.

[@cactusman7661]

I wanna make cocaine-smoking simulator

[@a_person2461]

God damn coffee simulator has the best graphics I have ever seen

[@crethan219]

agreed

[@Tuoppios1]

it just uses some premade assets

[@treavdawg4997]

As a concrete finisher, that contractors having a union joke had me rolling, good vid bro

[@robertschnobert9090]

How do you finish concrete? I assumed it just sits there and gets hard. 🌈

[@evelynphore7635]

@@robertschnobert9090 he gives it shape and stuff

[@IrredeemableGhost]

@@robertschnobert9090 Well, *someone* has to help you finish if you just sit there when you get hard.

[@d3lt_a299]

@@IrredeemableGhost Knew that joke would *come* up soon

[@sebastianriz4703]

@@robertschnobert9090 Just like me

[@unknownvariable9239]

Charlie is the only one who can make these lame games actually fun

[@glock-kay]

To watch*

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Yep

[@KuroZe1]

You haven't watched Markiplier?

[@dubblejumpchump]

@Beast 😈 dude shut up you have no content

[@tama3442]

Have faith in JESUS CHRIST as LORD and SAVIOR for HE SAVES from hell❗️ *What is the Gospel?* The true gospel is the good news that God saves sinners. Man is by nature sinful and separated from God with no hope of remedying that situation. But God, by His power, provided the means of man’s redemption in the death, burial, and resurrection of the Savior, Jesus Christ. Ephesians 2:8-9 For it is by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of GOD, not a result of works, so that no one may boast. Romans 10:9 9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. JESUS CHRIST can come anytime! Just Believe ❤️ Love you and GOD BLESS

[@tovsteh]

This is one of the funniest ones in a while. His extremely low level of amusement is fascinating to watch.

[@qumi369]

agreed, but i feel kinda bad for that simulatte game because of the developer’s response, haha

[@tovsteh]

@@qumi369 rofl

[@TimPortantno]

I appreciate Charlie putting time into his craft of mining steam for bad games. Truly peak mine craft.

[@brogamin179]

Wow, bots. Nice comment btw homie

[@compatriot852]

I like how the game directly states Rex *DIED* lmao

[@Kuykendall_7557]

7:30 - the part when he goes from being sarcastic to straight rage mode had me laughing for a good minute 🤣

[@CKJJ88]

20$ for a game that has a soundtrack only playing early 90s guitar riffs. I'm sold..

[@bane9951]

Is that really all it takes If you want ill send you 2 mp3 files of 90s guitar riffs for 15 bucks

[@AbdefFable1]

Little did Charlie know 7 months ago that drug simulator would lead him to Weed Shop 3, and bag into the life of selling drugs

[@thecruzer5856]

4:16 the way the guy eyes turn mad after Rex died somehow feel scary lmao

[@dyr234]

ok I gotta admit, I love the guitar that comes in at 1:37

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

Wait, the coffee shop simulator is called "Simulatte"? I can't tell if that was the cleverest part of the game or the stupidest.

[@zoro789]

7:52 had me crying

[@nqrtzy8765]

i love how the main character looks nearly identical to the guy in jetpack joyride lmao

[@lifeinbokeh7397]

Lmaoooo the Union thing made me laugh a lot harder than I should have.

[@skrounst]

6:00 The guy writing that long review has 0.1 hrs played in the game. He played the game for SIX MINUTES then took 12 minutes to write a review LMAO

[@Freddie7191]

The game is actually a metaphor for the 2008 housing crash. All the contractors got a game over.

[@daneneadie]

The bus texture in the drug business game is literally just the buses in Brisbane Australia

[@poncho_x4410]

Watching Charlie play through these games for even just a little bit is really entertaining in my opinion! lol I don't know exactly what it is about seeing him play some broken ass game to the best of his ability, but I certainly do love it lol I do wonder though if any of the creators/developers of these games ever actually see Charlie playing through their games and then how they feel about that and about him basically just using their games as meme content and just for jokes ultimately more or less, ya know? I love it though, so definitely keep it up Charlie!

[@Kikoou]

Charlie 4 months ago: "Making drugs suck" Charlie now: "I Started Dealing Drugs"

[@MF-R]

"Creating drugs sucks; that shit is boring!" As a grower, that is the truth. It takes long, you need to be diligent a/f, a million things can go wrong, and most of the time you feel confused and angry while doing it. So that game nailed it really.

[@danielnarevich7579]

6:53 its the same main character as "The search for fran" some ppl be using the same free Unity assets :)

[@sean8102]

That's how I end my conversations as well. "I would like to exit from communication with you".

[@Talinthis]

2:59 damn they dont just fall unconcious after a fight, they fuckin die!

[@wastedtoxin6373]

Drug business walked so Weed shop could run

[@conkerconk3]

2:08 he got the wifi bytes

[@JANK_AF]

This had me on the edge of my seat. Talk about action-packed.

[@atmywhitson]

Charlie: creating drugs sucks...this shit is boring! Horticulturists, botanists and biologist: (-_- )ﾉ⌒┫ ┻ ┣ ┳🪴

[@minecraft-hw7kh]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pprKYmOXdpaUoa8

[@crethan219]

just because you dont have any actual replies *sharp inhale* wow! great meme!

[@GOJOpacklmaoo]

Just because you don't have any replies HAHAHA SOOO FUNNY I LOLED 🤣🤣😂😭😭

[@NdJakobi]

6:40 oh so Charlie's internet is fast fast deamn

[@richie404]

"I have absolutely no idea why these games exist, I don't know why they are made." Their made for you Charlie.

[@ferretyluv]

*they’re

[@Pulang_Diwa]

5:06 Charlie's laugh is so cute. It can also be a meme.

[@justaguywhosaweebforfun]

This music at 11:52 unironically slaps

[@thevagabond3181]

Man Pokemon has been fighting for its life ever since Re-summon dropped.

[@ericlsena]

“This runs like a dream” - Debuff Charlie

[@t-dogg3250]

The Text Box sound literally kills me 😅🤣🤣🤣👌🏻

[@marsmurderer9868]

I like how the pokém- contractors just straight up die instead of getting knocked out

[@MatthewPlate2]

The coffee shop simulator is just another version of Cyberpunk, just undercover.

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

2:42 Rex had his attack debuffed, of course the damage didn't change much.

[@Xizilqou]

I hate how in every pokemon game and pokemon fangame, the monsters just make slight gestures for actions instead of violently mauling the other monster like I want them to

[@NicholasSinard]

Re: Summon isn't a pokemon fangame

[@daliag2424]

LMAOO COMBAT ANIMATIONS ARE THE SAME QUALITY AS REAL POKÉMON GAMES

[@tayw6466]

charlie not knowing the difference between a buff and debuff is probably a big reason why hes less than stellar at video games

[@THE1FIREHAWK]

“Re: Fund” 💀

[@barryscott9590]

Simulatte's name and layout is lifted completely from The Matrix ressurections

[@almostrelatable5827]

Lmao the only time I don't wanna understand a comment. That movie was absolute shit.

[@Web720]

10:15 I think it's more of a Resume thing, putting on how you published and developed a game/item and put it in a storefront.

[@DeftestAphid2]

"Whoa! This... ughach.... runs like a dream." Really caught me while I was down.

[@jacrispy8008]

What's crazy is i fell asleep to this stream when it was happening and I ended up thinking it was a dream so to see this now is trippy as fuck

[@jakobs.family.computer]

Heed my call! Charlie!

[@coolguy7461]

selling drugs is boring said this guy then plays weed shop 3 for long time

[@JBBrickman]

“I did not mean to challenge this thing” yea so it’s exactly like Pokémon 😂

[@DragoNate]

2:45 "that debuff did nothing they forgot to program that part" no, you lowered it's defense, it lowered your attack. there was a net difference of 0.

[@Queso-Dip]

legends arceus may not be regular pokémon but as someone who got bored of regular pokémon it’s been refreshing and fun

[@awsomehunter1539]

I agree with you

[@JsYTA]

Game development is so difficult I don't blame any of these developers for feeling as greatful as they do for any kind of feedback. For a lot of these developers, simply seeing a glimpse of their vision come to life is a fulfilling enough experience

[@neat4217]

Charlie really revolutionized the Contracter meta with this one.

[@asiansushiamv835]

Real question is: when is Charlie going to get the any% speedrun world record?

[@zackattack5803]

4:17 theres not even a game over screen lmaooo. That shit had me dying. Literally just "nope, you did it wrong fucko. Main menu for you."

[@malevolentghost5734]

"Runs like a dream" had me dying

[@PracticallyInvincible]

Charlie's endurance for trash/cringe is nothing short of S tier.

[@PracticallyInvincible]

@@joshroehl6098 Greatest song ever. I became so worked up while listening that I urinated, vomited, and deficated simultaneously. Absolutely stunning.

[@Kuzler]

7:13-7:30 1 Year ahead of his time, he fortold the future, MMM, YUM YUM YUM. YUM YUM YUM

[@ouija__bored]

I was wondering if anyone else caught that lmao

[@chillcannongames5758]

Charlie didnt realise the mechanics in the first fight. His attack went down and the other guys defence went down making it equal again.

[@theclassyxenomorph1301]

Everytime there's a game I'm excited to play like legends arceus, Charlie just waltz in and says "yeah that game sucks"

[@damianduden]

charlie would by far be the best voice actor for main characters

[@NaudVanDalen]

2:35 Actually he decreased your attack. 2:43 To be fair to this game, he decreased your attack, cancelling out you decreasing his defense.

[@LavaSaver]

Yeah, he totally could have gotten through those fights by lowering their defense a bunch, but I think he assumed it didn't work.

[@atmywhitson]

Yep

[@LavaSaver]

@You have to know Finally indeed, slow bots today huh.

[@aviv657]

Yeah but either way if you make your first ever fight in your game take more than 3-4 actions you are doing something wrong Sponge enemies are not fun

[@NaudVanDalen]

@@aviv657 Yeah, it's a really boring game either way. Temtem on the other hand is an actual good Pokemon alternative.

[@gremloid]

just got diagnosed with covid yesterday and being able to watch these definitely makes it more bearable

[@Caillouteletub123]

No one cares

[@gremloid]

@@Caillouteletub123 awesome!!!

[@sinistrality]

10:35 "Alright, let's get into the drug business. See if we're any good at it." This is truly the moment when Charles White became Walter White

[@sleepingninjaquiettime]

Rex lowered Snake faces def and then snake guy lowered Rex's attack. it wasn't an error that the debuff didn't work, it was just basic math. Charlie needs to get some rest.

[@icewolf9067]

It's funny the only difference in to "not pokemon" game and modern pokemon games visually is death animations.

[@noggy9201]

Someone is going to use the “Pokémon at home:” joke here, I feel it

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Bro Charlie’s actually so right about it looking more alive then legends arceus 💀💀💀

[@ImJustJonnY.]

Charging money for NFT’s should be illegal and yet that’s still a thing

[@2ooBeers]

9:18 big man is hugeeee 👨🏾

[@thatguitarist9340]

I love how drug business is literally just the Gmod dark rp weed grower job but as a standalone game. However, they've somehow managed to make it even less fun and involving. Incredible stuff

[@Remmlol]

Wow, I’m my humble opinion after watching the entire video, Charlie is definitely right that money should not be spent here! Lmfao

[@justgarfield9721]

When the vid hasn’t even been out for 1 minute

[@sv3-]

bro it’s been 20 seconds and the whole video is 14 minutes.

[@Seruna9]

You did not watch the entire vid lol

[@theflano23]

Yes, the 'entire video'

[@DrEquinox.]

???

[@canadiangoose3598]

You have to admit the music in Drug Business was going hard

[@Novsev9069]

Charlie ordered a chicken sandwich in a coffee shop what did he expect

[@cozyyote]

I just want to appreciate how cute the Rex model is tho

[@swagdaddy4255]

Damn, 15 seconds. New record

[@justsomeguypassingby5939]

Charlie’s commentary is enough to make games like these interesting

[@alwaystired9754]

One thing that always gets me about some of these indie RPGs is like, why did you bother making it 3D and not 2D? It looks terrible. If you didn't have the resources necessary to make a good looking 3D RPG than you should have just made a 2D RPG. It's turn-based after all so it's not like doing 2D instead of 3D would really change the gameplay too heavily. It's bizarre that some of these developers who make an indie RPG put in the extra time and resources to make a crappy looking 3D RPG when they could have at least made a moderately good looking 2D RPG instead. It's not like there isn't a market for retro RPGs.

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Honestly it's the best game I've ever seen, it looks amazing and it has some of the most unique gaming experiences I've ever had, nothing else has ever done it before. Makes Silent Hill 2 look like the worst game of the century.

[@nurdytyrd3816]

Because to do 2D you have to be able to draw

[@hatchmaster_5745]

That pokemon bootleg is actually a pretty good showcase of how important sound design is. Older pokemon games didn't do much more than that in terms of animation, but they felt so much more alive because of the sound effects

[@pseudodidact3956]

Coffee shop simulator games are gonna be as big as nfts one day. Mark my words!

[@james-m-8285]

I lost my mind when it said “Serpentis died.”

[@YourLordMobius]

Florida man declares "let's get into the drug business" God help us all

[@jakeb9188]

Rex can’t use bite until the shop steward is back from break