Please Don't Be Like This Guy

[@gratecheese1266]

I love every time charlie names a video “don’t be like this guy” or “the creepiest guy ever” and the thumbnail is just his face

[@MbitaChizi]

I admire charlie. my parents said if I get 15k followers They'd buy me a better camera for recording..begging u guys, literally begging.

[@donk6790]

i love how most of his thumbnails are basically just a random frame from the video

[@aircraft2]

His videos are so good they don't need a good thumbnail unlike other youtubers

[@anqareliouth2921]

Holy shit only 9 minutes and already so many fucking bots in the replies

[@Gjd94]

you love when he's intentionally lazy?

[@emilymiddleford2138]

Him throwing in that “Babydoll” was like a mental flashbang.

[@samiraalighieri]

16:53 he traumatized Charlie 💀

[@memenazi7078]

The laugh hurt physically

[@Batchall_Accepted]

Is it because afterwards my ears started ringing and I felt nauseous?

[@KOmyself]

@@Batchall_Accepted😂🤣😭🤮

[@averageSkykid]

nah i had to doubletake 💀💀 but he did mention hes ND so it does make sense... tho im ND too and he provokes feelings of secondhand embarrassment 💀💀

[@lel2015]

I’m surprised by how this guy is simultaneously self aware and completely disconnected from reality.

[@Ali.Bruni143]

That’s because he’s operating off of self interest, not self awareness.

[@thecreamercr2158]

He is playing both sides so that he always end up losing

[@ShadowSkyX]

So higher than a kite on a windy day? Don't do drugs kids

[@ByWindzify]

​@@ShadowSkyXdefinitely isn't drugs probably just havent been touched by a woman in his life so he tries extra hard in tha weirdest way possible

[@OrbObserver]

People think as long as they are aware of the things they're doing and are actually doing it "ironically" they have an excuse.

[@AmbitiousAlgiers]

"The worst thing she can say is no" The worst thing HE can say :

[@arcticangel1628]

8:56 He got it from the movie, Shrek: Forever After. Puss In Boots said it.

[@mahamed-j6z]

@@arcticangel1628 Did you just randomly reply that on a comment wtf

[@marsdaplanet]

Dude saw the emoji and imagined a whole lifetime with her

[@LeoLover-l9e]

😂😂😂😂

[@fanndx]

Is this what the shrug emoji he was referring to? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Somehow when he saw that the first thing he thought was he has to ramble about it for 5 minutes straight?

[@Red_Coyo]

​@@fanndx I'm pretty sure he meant the actual emoji: 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

[@Dazedandconfused86]

@@fanndx no no this gentleman was correct. It was this one that I love ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 😍. Maybe not an entire life but I thought she might make a good friend at the least. Unfortunately her bumble bio didn’t tell me she hated all men and wanted to ‘destroy them’. Else I might have just moved on to the next one 😂😂

[@thunderflare59]

That emoji changed his life.

[@DJBr3ttV]

Dude was having a full on conversation with himself and laughing at his own jokes. Patrick Bateman vibes.

[@MbitaChizi]

Penguinz0 imspires me.. My parents said if I get 15k followers They'd buy me a better camera for recording..begging u guys, literally begging....

[@ModernMedusa]

​@@MbitaChizibegging is cringe, did you not watch the video?

[@easthastings1346]

dude dont say that, some teenagers will think thats a compliment

[@matthewraft6730]

Only made it to the first voice message then had to turn off cause the cringe.

[@klovell6793]

Let’s see Paul Allen’s voice messages.

[@Prplex.]

This dude sounds legitimately insane at points. He swaps between quirky and serial killer so naturally

[@westernharo74822]

He’s autistic or found my pcp stash. No inbtween

[@MachineGunJoepwns]

The ol' Dennis Reynolds strat

[@nagoogle8542]

Kels, I've been kind of stopped up lately but let's be honest we've all been there 😂 🤷‍♂️. Luckily 🍀 I've just downed a moes burrito 🌯. Prepare for the diaharea baby gurl 💩. Wish me luck 🤞 my princess 👸 🚽 🚽

[@westernharo74822]

@@nagoogle8542 bro should’ve led off with that

[@MlSTERBONES]

i wish i never left the womb

[@rosscustom]

This is unironically my favorite video Charlie has uploaded. It's like a bad car wreck, the cringe is so bad you can't look away. Charlie's reactions are so solid and understandable, I really wanna know what this dude looks like

[@georgecase5908]

he has a youtube channel. look at some of the replies to the top comments on here, you'll find it. bald white guy

[@mikkoessex9231]

@@georgecase5908what’s it’s name

[@miss_mush5533]

@@mikkoessex9231 As of now, it's Ryan Andrews. ryanAndrewsshrugs. I thought it was fake when he was replying to comments, but looking at his page I think it's actually him.

[@rickjablonski9669]

Holy shit. That is him. And he made a 45 min video about Charlie. 😂 What’s crazier though is, he wasn’t wrong about much (or really anything) in the first 15 minutes I’ve got through so far. 🤔

[@kindofanmol]

Dude sounds confident yet awkward, charismatic yet creepy, and quirky yet cringe ALL at the same time. Fascinating.

[@dixiefiend]

honestly

[@nathanmartin455]

Quirky is cringe. At least trying to be, which he is

[@majimasimp]

Reminds me of that one mugshot with the comment i've never seen someone look so young yet so old

[@dingdawng]

​@@nathanmartin455 being naturally quirky isn't cringe, being intentionally ✨Quirky✨ is.

[@sebb9095]

@@nathanmartin455 being naturally quirky is A LOT different from trying to be 😭😭

[@thephoenix8892]

It’s comforting to know that if you think you’re bad at socializing there’s always gonna be ppl like this who are infinitely worse

[@Mr.Opossum218]

This guy gave me a massive ego boost. He is so bad at talking to women. Nah bad at talking to anyone for that matter.

[@onamattapeeya]

I am by no means eloquent or charming, very uncharismatic but compared to him I'm Antonio Banderas so I want to thank him for lowering the bar and making the rest of us look better by comparison

[@inchrist752]

people who think theyre good at socializing but its delusion

[@Potion_Seller1911]

I do feel comforted. I really am pretty ok. Nice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@rainztk]

Destiny player

[@volcranoii7709]

Charlie’s ability to handle pure cringe without a hazmat suit or shielding is amazing.

[@Dan-ji4db]

He's immune because of his own past college years cringe output

[@DG_Toti]

@@Dan-ji4dbnot to mention he’s a Florida man, and a Tampanite Florida man at that

[@jamesmoses4066]

That cringey guy has a better voice than me tbh his voice is pretty good

[@DHankins19]

Whew you know Moist vids are good, but man just go blow the guy already.

[@FrankDickerstein]

He can eat raw onions like an apple. The dude is as tough as Shrek.

[@ABc-v6n]

I don't think he truly understands how weird he is. He has just gotten responses telling him that he's weird and he's trying to avoid getting that again. But in his mind, he ain't weird.

[@ryanandrewsshrugs]

Honestly you're right. And I just wanna say there's nothing wrong with being friendly and autistic. It's also not illegal. Most of the responses I've gotten from this are 'omfg you are hilarious. My friend and I are laughing. Also very confident! heres my phone #". But I do get how y'all have been massively deceived here... so I understand how it could look that way without valuable context.

[@jamesgeordanwillianiii9460]

I’m a little like him and from my experience, it’s not that I don’t understand it’s weird, it’s that it shows a kind of charm, personality and a funny person. I like the humor he’s doing, the weirdo humor, but who’s not into it gonna just find that he’s kinda crazy and don’t get it.

[@ABc-v6n]

@@jamesgeordanwillianiii9460 absolutely no woman will find that type of joke charming. Things that come off as weird: -Talk too much about yourself - Instead, be a person that listens and shows interest in what others have to say. -Making assumptions that you're destined to be together or something - go back to the previous point. Just get to know her. Only way to do that is to listen and spend some time together. -Talking way too much - One message. Keep it less than a paragraph and ask about her. -Flexing about your job. Let her ask if she wants to know -Showing way too much interest - you shouldn't be as excited if you haven't shared a mutually enjoyable moment together. -Childish stuff like talking about emojis- instead, be more manly -Compliments about her looks way too early - she assumes you like the way she looks. Relax. - Finding her without consent. Just never do that. Nothing weirded than that. Stick to your matches inside the app. They're more likely to respond.

[@ryanandrewsshrugs]

@@ABc-v6n Thank you for your critique on my maliciously leaked private conversations. I will not take it into consideration lol. You are welcome to decide how YOU feel about something. Even if it was leaked and wasn't meant for you. But you CANNOT decide how everyone or anyone else should feel. I've met many amazing people by simply being myself. There's nothing wrong with it. I am lovely. Cheers =)

[@ABc-v6n]

@ no malicious intent here. Just trying to give constructive feedback, if you're ever interested in trying something new. It works.

[@jacksonlyons765]

People tend to overuse the term "yapping", this man has made the best example of the word

[@dek1930]

this could go down in the H.O.F of yapping

[@BuetBeeds]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Darkdesires186]

As much as I hate that word I have to agree with you

[@ylost2331]

bro created the term yapping

[@TheWysardBrian]

Yapanese is a lot harder than it seems yet he speaks it flawlessly

[@acuilnos]

As someone with social anxiety I find relief in knowing that at least I'm not as bad as this guy.

[@crappyaccount]

same

[@upsetforever7643]

I gave up, looking at this guy i'm proud on my ability to quit.

[@vladu__e]

@@GG-mu4wg pal really tried something

[@d0vvN]

You guys say “social anxiety” when its just confidence

[@acreativename2781]

​@@GG-mu4wgYou are DEFINITELY socially awkward dude 😂

[@givingchase1]

charlie saying "you're scaring me" resonated with me so much because this is downright egregious like holy shit lmao

[@akl4709]

It's the second time he says it and with emphasis on "me" Hilarious

[@danzho6442]

The way he said it just activated some paternal instinct to instantly try to protect him from this creep 😂

[@eefbad5552]

I love how his voice trembles while he says "Have mercy!" lmfao

[@givingchase1]

@@eefbad5552 yeah like thats genuine fear lmao

[@melissaaalbertsberg4344]

It had me doubled over at work

[@giraffetophat]

The way he repeats about the bio and emoji just reminds me of movies with hostage negotiators and how they always use the persons name repetitively to try and forge a connection, that's what this feels like, like the dudes desperate to make the bio into a reciprocal thing

[@xdef1ne]

This is actually so crazy. He’s so awkward, egotistical, confident but also self aware about how fucking weird he is.

[@GoldenSun5631]

I don’t think he is actually self aware, but just “faking” it to show that he is… when in reality, if he was self aware, this whole thing wouldn’t have happened to begin with.

[@MasterMashi]

whats the possibility that he thinks he has the manipulation so down, that he is just saying he knows "how weird it is" to try and ease their worry and that he doesn't see anything wrong with what hes doing at all

[@Mojo_Dojo333]

Admit it, you're turned on.

[@zoeysnow8451]

He sounds like Brian Griffin from family guy XD

[@CHNO-kl9bn]

He sounds like he is "self aware" to make the wierd shit seem ironic or funny... dunno dude is an actual loser

[@WlatPziupp]

I get the sense he hates texting because it means someone can interrupt his monologues

[@Honey_Bubble]

I was thinking the same thing! he Doesn't like texting cause that means he has to wait for someone to respond instead of just talking to himself

[@averageSkykid]

FR he overshares so much, and he did mention he's ND so i guess that does make sense but thats still creepy 😭😭 (as an ND myself)

[@cinemaking9887]

Nah he loves the sound of his own voice and thinks it can tame any B

[@bunnyluver2176]

​@@averageSkykidwhat's ND stand for?

[@ShvibzikRomanova]

@@bunnyluver2176neuro divergent I'm guessing

[@Atomiqx]

Imagine you think to your self “the worst thing she can say is no “ and then Penguinzz drops a 25 minute video making fun of you😂😂😂

[@DdaengEli]

😂😂😂😂 sheesh

[@tohnotakaki4405]

weird seeing people refer to charlie as "penguinzz" lol

[@Majestical_Trebuchet]

@@tohnotakaki4405 It's the channel name so why not..

[@redbarron1010]

😂😂😂

[@painvillegaming4119]

Worst/ best case scenario

[@dotConcept]

I imagine them swans and ducks are running up to him to get him to leave.

[@Thebraedsmeister]

The pleading in Charlie's "you're scaring me" absolutely SENT ME

[@skyedefrees5858]

Hahahaaaaaaaa

[@HKNative217]

His face 😂

[@GRAITOM]

I had to rewind it a few times brooo 😂

[@Li8aGun92]

and that little "huffhffhf" of desperation and bewilderment 😂

[@Jimson229]

I actually howled with laughter 😂😂

[@kvr22_]

The fact this man consistently left Charlie, a war-hardened soldier of the interwebs, bewildered is GENUINELY frightening

[@joetigris1895]

Dude has legit serial killer vibes

[@coolcatreal]

charlie is emotionless. I'm sorry, WAS emotionless after this

[@ryusei0220]

this, absolutely this, i havent seen charlie so genuinely shaken up and even scared like this in AGES 😂💀💀

[@macielea4111]

“you’re scaring me” 😕

[@Decade332]

That dudes messages made my migraine reactivate

[@thatkidfromvault1017]

Bro was rizzing himself in that one sided convo

[@Dazedandconfused86]

God damn right dude. And now me and myself are dating

[@darth9817]

​@@Dazedandconfused86you schizophrenic dude?

[@Dazedandconfused86]

@@darth9817no sir. Autism and a ton of success in online dating.

[@Gyowei]

​@Dazedandconfused86 I can tell which comments truly bother you because they're not the ones you respond to. In fact, they're probably the best criticisms of your character and it makes you uncomfortable enough to actually put the keyboard away.

[@Dazedandconfused86]

Alright let's do this. The goal of life is to be happy as much as possible right? So, if you were as smart as you think you are. Wouldn't you be happier? Just to be clear. I'm calling you stupid and unhappy right now. As far not responding to rude idiots. I kinda treat those trolls like I would a misbehaving puppy. If you jump up... I turn away from you. If you keep doing it, you get put in a room or I'll go into the room and you don't get to have access to me. You'd like to me to respond to rude idiots who comment boldly on something they're not educated on? Hell nah dude. I protect my peace. I hope this response helps you out some. I will pray for your soul

[@brady5794]

I’ve NEVER. EVER. Struggled this hard to get through anything ever. Holy shit please someone invent the neutralizer already.

[@arcticangel1628]

8:56 He got it from the movie, Shrek: Forever After. Puss In Boots said it.

[@MoonWielder]

This man is the definition of "What if I let my subconscious talk for me?"

[@markharrison6498]

This guy sounds nothing like my subconscious or conscious thoughts. Even when I can fly and reality warp in my own dreams I’m not as much of a fart sniffer as this guy is

[@lemonsuckerYT]

if your subconscious says shit like mayhaps and uses emojis you may need help

[@jamperTotal]

​@@lemonsuckerYTshut up i'm fine

[@danielilan6744]

that sounds like a pretty fucked up subconscious XD but fuck that's also somehow very accurate thanks for the laugh...

[@querobins.lopez-lll8971]

More like intrusive thoughts

[@StudioMod]

This guy's ability to sound both articulate and utterly insane is a phenomena that should be brought before psychologists across the world.

[@OfficialDenzy]

Your mom

[@RickSandwichRoll]

@@OfficialDenzy Got 'em real good there Jimbo.

[@Wallychans]

Is there proof this is legit...? More than likely this is fake, no? He was a walking female pet peeve. Some things he said seemed so pointless other than to trigger females cringe levels. He also annunciates like a teenage female with a mail voice. Voice doesn’t sound real either to me. Very robotic. If this is real I’ll eat my words, but this seems like a girl faking some weird scenario for attention on social media. The “guy” could have been her using AI voice over, or even just a male friend. Seems scripted as well. Crazy how so many complain how AI is gonna interfere with media, and people don’t assume things like THIS is gonna be where it starts. Things like Petty clout chasing. This story should have raised so many red flags imo.

[@GodlyPurp]

@@OfficialDenzy Got 'em real good there Jimbo.

[@harborwolf22]

Patrick Bateman-esque

[@STLCODPS3123]

God I can only IMAGINE what it must be like to actually have a conversation with this guy. He is definitely the kind of person you’ll tell 5 or 6 times that you gotta go or are busy, but he’ll just keep on talking and talking

[@ColinBrunnemer77]

fr lmao

[@GoodTimeForARoll]

And they always keep you roped in because you don't want to be rude or get hurt

[@NOMATfull]

Bro conversation with this guy is called monologue

[@STLCODPS3123]

@@NOMATfull too true

[@S-C-A-G-S]

It'd prolly be pretty fun to talk to this dude. =/

[@Incomprehensibilitiy]

This was literally me a few years ago on dating apps. It’s just nerves and being try hard….I once messaged a girl named Maggie at 8am and said “wake up Maggie I think I’ve got something to say to you” I still cry myself to sleep about that. We all been there but yeah…never track them down lmao that was over the top from this guy

[@arcticangel1628]

8:56 He got it from the movie, Shrek: Forever After. Puss In Boots said it.

[@Tommy-qt1tc]

It’s truly amazing how he makes a 5 minute voice note seem like an hour he had five stories in there I don’t know how that’s posssible

[@rsoul9158]

😂😂😂 it was so much going on

[@ceoofbasedcontent6897]

felt like i was going through a time machine cause jesus

[@JohnSmith-j2j]

He's a podcaster lol he loves hearing his own voice

[@cooolinoff]

⁠@@JohnSmith-j2jthat’s what I thought he sounds like! No pauses and shit. So unhinged

[@chesstant8482]

​@@cooolinoffisn't that a talent like having no pauses in your speech and being articulate? Kinda impressive i think

[@kyla8386]

I can easily imagine this guy tying you to a chair and just monologuing at you

[@theweehooyeah]

he definitely has that nice guy serial killer cadance

[@mourningstar5351]

😂

[@daze.d5462]

Best comment so far. Dude literally has no chill in telling a complete stranger about things that stranger does not even give a fuck about

[@TestAcct46]

I'd be begging for death after 30 seconds

[@maddyd4415]

@@TestAcct46 LMFAOOOO IM CACKLING AT THIS

[@HypeShot-27]

He's not like other creeps. He's quirky.

[@stupidsaiyan8488]

Idk why I find it kinda endearing

[@trystanmadfouni8329]

i know a guy exactly as quirky as this dude who only wants to talk about his own life, but damn at least he doesn't walk around thinking hes fuckin hot stuff or smth

[@ZBBBlL]

@@stupidsaiyan8488pend more time with dudes like this and your taste will improve. No need to be irl.

[@ZBBBlL]

@@trystanmadfouni8329dudes like this absolutely think they’re hot stuffs lmao, dude slipped up the brag in the audio multiple times. They usually try to cover it up with “self aware jokes” later (as this guy did, and it’s not subtle at all)

[@rileykemp2380]

No

[@codysnowden231]

"y'know what that means babydoll" to Charlie's 🤨 face cracked me the fuck up lmaoooo

[@noamont9936]

this man had an entire conversation with her WITHOUT her bro LMFAOO

[@judechabot5120]

“LMFAOOOO” chill gang

[@ethonzianch129]

@@judechabot5120 hey bro just wanted to let u know, he didnt use 4 O's only 2. also the video is very funny you the Joy Judicator or something?

[@OGHaku]

​@@ethonzianch129"Joy Judicator" lamo thanks for making my day😂

[@PERIDOTPIMP]

@@ethonzianch129 bros the mf happiness harbinger, enjoyment executioner, gleeful gestapo, hilarity hijacker, funniness fault finder, laugh lampooner, joke jury all in one

[@mollusckscramp4124]

@@judechabot5120 Hello "chill" gang, thanks for introducing yourself now please leave you bring the vibe down

[@Shakin_Bakin]

this guy just restored my confidence in myself completely

[@SpaceMissile]

go get 'em, tiger.

[@markalanajon3295]

Thats my man

[@Inertia888]

my tin-foil hat theory about this whole thing, is that this guy is preparing himself for a role that requires him to go full method actor. because I refuse to believe that he is real.

[@timurthejerk9270]

@@Inertia888 he was preparing for a role as a creepy suitor in movie and had to get some practice to perfect his craft

[@waryeer2553]

the song has restored our strenght

[@derrick6253]

This guy makes me feel better about every single time that I’ve embarrassed myself

[@ytnukesme1600]

me too, honestly.

[@robringwald]

Same

[@Sen228-k9z]

for real

[@Sandy-ik1ic]

^^^

[@XxDaetherxX]

Maybe my socially awkwardness in some points actually aren’t as bad thanks to this guy

[@PerspectivEs]

I almost couldn't sit through this one

[@isadoraalvarez9767]

‘I’m clearly very humble’ is the least humble thing a human can say

[@ioanamhmm]

I think that was his attempt at expressing his "self-awareness" through a quirky sarcastic way. Either way, makes my skin crawl

[@iagreewithyou3478]

Funny thing is he keeps on humble bragging, inserting brags thinking no one will notice.

[@quiringuenther6594]

sounded better imo than 'I go to therapy'

[@giantenemycrabthing]

“After I'm dead, they'll write ‘he was a very humble man’ on my statue.”

[@troybaxter]

​@@giantenemycrabthingyou can say you are humble and be humble at the same time, but a lot of it implies prior context and how you say it. Saying, "I am clearly very humble" and then proceeding to brag about yourself is the exact opposite of that.

[@menik6575]

Hey Charlie, you probably don't know me, but I've been watching you for a while--oops don't wanna go full serial killer on you there haha. I know this is probably silly and you're gonna laugh about this to your friends and all, and trust me I'll have a little chuckle at myself too when I'm on my yacht later. Anyway, I just wanted to send a hey--like I said you don't know me and I don't know you, but I really had to drop a message, cause I recognize your commentary talent. And I gotta say I had to do a lot of attempts at writing this because my agent, who helps me find prominent voice acting roles(she's a good one) keeps calling me about casting directors trying to reach me. That never stops getting annoying. Anyway, I love what you do, I think you're the kind of person that understands that most intellectuals love this kind of content and if you knew me, then I know you'd know I'd think the content was great... cause you know, I'm an intellectual and all. And don't worry about replying to this right away, it's fine. Most people play it cool which is something I prefer in a lot of people, including myself--I'm rambling. To close it off, I better head onto bed in my luxury condo(I call it the Stark experience), but not before I head up north for a bit--bunch of smart guys and I like to go on up and fix a bit of the ozone layer with nano tech. Y'know, doing the rounds. I might do that tonight, or maybe I'll just use paper bags when I get my groceries on my eco-friendly electric bike(valued at 20k I might add), just doing my part, we'll see. So! I hope you found this fun, I don't wanna over-butter the bagel here. I'm a bread lover, love bagels, hate scones. If you like scones that's totally fine, the scones you eat are probably pretty banging. Sorry again if this is too weird, not what I was going for at all. I know some weird people who drop long admiring messages under youtube videos that could use a block. Heck I had to block a lot of them myself, so I know how it is. Just wanted to help you have a banging day and p.s I certainly wouldn't kick you for eating crackers or whatever that thing that was said at the end. Peace out. Ya boi, Stranger Danger

[@martinacarlin4316]

This is just redonculous sorry

[@maxav1-exe]

At least this guys honest about being stranger danger

[@getmeouttahere98]

Thnx for the laugh xxx

[@k3nsh0.]

Impression was on point 💀

[@theorem29]

I'm gonna drop a comment regardless of whether you're the real one or not. Please learn from other people's advice on social interactions (for example Charlie's). I don't think you're a bad person I just think you need to learn. You're very talented but you need to direct your currently unbridled energy into something that's more concentrated and substantial (like on your music). So please do this.

[@Intentt]

dude has to be playing a character, there's no way you can be this awkward and confident at the same time.

[@iansmith3301]

sounds like a creative musician for seniors XD

[@jules-yay]

sounds like a furry

[@mirai5451]

He reminds me of a cringy anime Male MC

[@Cre8iveExercise]

You’d be surprised how many people like this exist

[@johnsmovies287]

He learned most of his social skills from romcoms I assume. Bro is literally trying to be the 2000’s generic romcom mc.

[@its_junipurr]

This is my fourth time listening to this video and I get jumpscared by that “redonkulous” every time 😭

[@TimTheWingsFan]

I'm glad he mentioned how humble he is, it really comes across in the voice recordings

[@torybeaudet3820]

Bro THIS!!! I was SHOCKED when Charlie didn’t touch on that

[@hqerty1046]

It was sarcasm

[@eighter5720]

@@hqerty1046 are you defending this guy???

[@natp3408]

😂 Don't forget he's also "emotionally intelligent"

[@diy_cat9817]

He WAS joking. It was one of the only times he was remotely amusing.

[@Naikonaut]

Oh my God. This guy is the real-life equivalent of Brian Griffin.

[@demosthenes995]

Nah dont do my dawg Brian like that...

[@balls_gaming]

i mean, brian actually gets laid

[@betergrif9504]

Do not do my boi Bri like that homie he does not deserve that

[@Naikonaut]

Okay, okay, haha, maybe you have a point ... All things considered, though, you have to admit, this guy is definitely not a charmer by any means

[@guislarcia6423]

Brian in the modern seasons

[@riekeltvisser2036]

'this isnt even flirting... this is blurting' had me laughing out loud.

[@cakesdavila1688]

Same 😂😂

[@haise1784]

He shoulda said Yapping instead lol

[@oofedultra]

@@haise1784 doesn't rhyme

[@spaceface320]

He flirts the way Brian Griffin from Family Guy tries to be “hip”

[@KyleMcGuigan]

Bars 😂

[@kradetalocohc_wally]

3:27 did it just get a little.. cold in here..?

[@tzoanast1061]

He is THIS close to being self-aware that I was kinda actually rooting for him, hoping he would go "You know what...something is wrong with me, I'm going to therapy, bye".

[@smilesfordays]

He really needs someone to help him not be chronically online.

[@maestrofeli4259]

​@@sean4075I think he lied about 70% of what he said so he probabky lied about the therapy as well

[@HorsesandCoffee]

😮😂 hope he does.

[@Yveldi]

He is constantly swinging between being self-aware and flexing like a narcissist, it is insane.

[@alexiz0013]

​@@sean4075 He 100% seems like the type to straight-up fabricate a false narrative for his therapist to respond to and then act like he's made valid progress... 🤦🏽‍♀️ Beyond help, he is...

[@KristinaG-f1z]

As a person that is dating a man that doesn't talk a lot. I feel like in the 2 years of our relationship he has said less to me than this dude unloaded on this complete stranger of a woman in an hour.

[@colonel_yuri]

what is it like dating someone who doesn't talk much?

[@EmiCubez]

LMAOOOO PLS 😂😂😂😂 same bro my husbands def said less to me in my whole life than this dudes lil monologue bs 😂😂😂😂

[@CpherSuckz]

wish i could repost a comment

[@EyelessAugust]

@@colonel_yuriyou develop telekinesis /j

[@Hamasaki0]

​@colonel_yuri It's like dating someone, but they don't talk as much.

[@Lauren-pl7bi]

This guy sounds like he's committed to memory everything that guys think are "female buzzwords". He got in The Notebook, Disney, ducks with silly names, helping old people, being tall, honesty, and humor. Like he said "every single girl likes the exact same things, so how can I superimpose all of them into the conversation as fast as possible?

[@blazeycakes93]

buzzwords. thank you. I was trying to figure out how to explain what he's doing, because everyone keeps saying hes mildly self aware but he's not. It's just acting, just like saying you're weird might make you sound more normal. what a twat waffle.

[@DavidDiPavlov]

Gilmore Girls reference as well!

[@milkbread5036]

I noticed that too when he talked about how busy he was, so many friends, girl friends, how funny, handsome, 6ft tall, "big feet so you know what that means babygirl", NoteBook movie reference, good with animals, quirky nicknames, lots of money etc. all in 5 min. like a job interview --- definitely using buzzwords/checklist probably thinking how dumb women are that we don't catch onto this bs.

[@zoey4881]

That’s exactly it, I was think that but couldn’t put it into words!

[@YoutubePizzer]

he forgot the eat hot chip, be bisexual and lie though

[@crinklyonion1410]

I’ve never heard anyone genuinely describe themselves as humble and not be joking.

[@Creepertamer]

He sounds like a theater kid who just learned how to swear

[@ryanandrewsshrugs]

Honestly I never really did acting or theatre in school. Just a bit of choir and band! But I kinda wish I did. Since, apparently, my maliciously leaked private convos are SOOOO INTERESTING to y'all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@justafreind2610]

😭bro actually imitated em so good​@@ryanandrewsshrugs

[@Kew8000]

@@justafreind2610it is him, hes made it his personality atp

[@__-tp4tm]

Kinda know who He voted for

[@sticxyl7305]

​@@justafreind2610Cuz it is him 😭

[@BigSources]

I'd really like to see Kalsey's life changing, mind blowing, atom splitting, reality breaking bio that made this man unload so hard that he took enough braindamage to proceed with these actions

[@KiloOneK1]

Lmaoooooooooooo, same

[@stephenroth3299]

That shrug emoji must go hard

[@MarkyTeriyaki]

“I don’t mind if you’re not over 6’4”¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

[@BelovedGhost7]

@@MarkyTeriyaki " don't mind if you're less than 2 inches ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

[@MarkyTeriyaki]

@@louiserules with the 2 inch cannon?

[@bella.14o75]

I think we all deserve an apology with tears from this guy from traumatizing us like this

[@anxietyonline1947]

He better use a Ukelele as well.

[@sethvanpelt5707]

Bro realy hit her with the "alot of my close friends are women"

[@icyclestick178]

yeah i had no idea a human soul is capable of doing this. am i being harsh?

[@anxietyonline1947]

@@icyclestick178 The levels of cringe in the human spirit know no bounds.

[@nickogunyankin3326]

I don't want his apology I want his brain examined so humanity can learn what led to this insane approach and how to prevent it

[@Phoniexthebest9611]

5:23 bro sound like commentator 😭

[@dankatz572]

Bro sounded like he talking to his chat 😂

[@Commenter303]

I do not sound like that🪨

[@samuelpaquin7160]

Bro is a professional yapper

[@deenandchai5351]

I hate that word but in this case you are absolutely right

[@ArnoSchmidt22]

And he's actually good at talking, I was impressed at how he didn't even stutter or anything, and his voice is really good. He should have a youtube channel or something, he's doing the right thing for the wrong audience, lol.

[@lilydot642]

​@@ArnoSchmidt22 what of anything that he did was "the right thing"?

[@ArnoSchmidt22]

@@lilydot642 Talking. He's good at talking. He should be doing it for money instead of chicks.

[@ArnoSchmidt22]

@@lilydot642 I would totally watch a video narrated by him or something like that.

[@b.1162]

This guy is like a robot that learned how to be a person solely from '90s pop culture. The whole thing is straight out of a horror movie. It's completely insane.

[@tamarakay6684]

This couldn't be more accurate

[@cceerrs]

this makes me think maybe he is faking his personality? maybe he's so detached from what it means to behave like a normal person that he just imitates what he sees in media or something. could be a potential psychopath if he's not able to understand how strange his behaviour is

[@RepaidTiger]

he claims he has these "attractive" traits like guitar, abs, good looks, and even says "big feet". bro is a walking red flag who has no personality

[@mr_fuji_mintsmr_fuji_mints9873]

I just spilled my milkshake.out of my nose

[@rosalina2773]

@@cceerrs nah a “psychopath” is typically known for their ability to appear overall normal on the surface, and manipulate. This instead highly stands out and comes across and very odd and pathetic. I think it’s just someone very socially inept at baseline. Maybe some mental health issues going on but not enough to say from just some weird messages.

[@aystefan]

Sending a 5 minute long voice note is criminal behaviour under pretty much any circumstance

[@mptyalln]

what if we're talking abt some tea?

[@killmetwin]

5 minutes is insane, nothing i have to say is taking more than like 2

[@BrandonB4k3r]

The fact he found her Facebook alone goddamn that is criminal behavior

[@Ligmaballin]

Nothing is wrong with sending a 5 minute voice message, some people just think longer than others, some maybe are shy, some maybe just want to give a lot more time for others to process, the only criminal behavior is your insane opinion.

[@BrandonB4k3r]

@@Ligmaballin True it kinda depends in this case though this guy probably needs a serious mental evaluation

[@kuau_Queen-kiki-4652]

16:29 for someone thats "emotionally intelligent" he isn't very emotionally intelligent. No one thats actually emotionally intelligent says that they are But yeah this os very weird and irks we the wrong way, blocked 100%

[@ryanandrewsshrugs]

Hello fellow south park fan. I feel like you and many people missed the obvious jokes. I'd love to call you an idiot but... I realize you were spoonfed this story by asshole Charlie. Who simply believed the maliciously false context it was shared in. So... I wanna give you the benefit of the doubt here. Even though I'm not sure you deserve it. And yes... if you didn't like me or didn't wanna talk. That would totally be a proper response and I'd support you doing it! Much better than doxing the person and attacking them for 18 months. Because then you'd get sued too LOL Cheers

[@alexiserlexcc]

Oh yeah and he’s “humble”

[@Commenter303]

Ik. No humble person says they are humble💀

[@Nexus_VR_fr_fr]

he’s the type of guy to say “shucks! did i say that out loud?” and then covers his mouth like a cartoon character

[@Dazedandconfused86]

Shit you're right. I absolutely do that on the mic at gigs. Well played sir!

[@burnthompson286]

​@@Dazedandconfused86Are you... the guy???

[@katiemarmaladie2552]

​@@burnthompson286he is, he has several comments on the vid 😭 complete psycho

[@squeebkat]

@@Dazedandconfused86oh my god ARE YOU HIM???

[@okapibibi]

@@squeebkat The real guy is called Ryan Konopud and the earliest records of this nonsense of his from 2011, in Alberta Canada. If it were him, I'd've expected something more because the guy is clearly narcissistic and too quirky to just say "well played sir!" lol you know he would say something dumb

[@Jaykoro]

somebody else said it but this guy is like tragically awkward and charismatic at the same time. it’s like being a fire bending snowman

[@Shadeexposer]

I’ve met people similar to him, they’re more awkward than charismatic but you can tell there’s some charisma

[@sexylazercatwizard]

It's just wierd

[@thescruffinator8830]

It's because he has all the confidence with none of the restraint or awareness.

[@AdamantiumGooner]

Gives me psycho energy

[@lololllololololol]

A fire bending snowman? God damn that's a good one 😂

[@gabrielm.942]

This dude has some serious Main Character Syndrome

[@Dazedandconfused86]

You're god damn right bro. I am the main character. 100%

[@Silenciobob]

@@Dazedandconfused86was that you sending that cringe?

[@StallionStudios1234]

Indeed. An extreme cry for attention. A true legend in his own mind.

[@niewiemkurde900]

It was me sending messages and no these are not cringe​@@Silenciobob

[@a.c.slater573]

@@Silenciobobhe was me but my friend was using me phone

[@tehlewlz]

Kelsey must have a really good Bio , it broke this dudes brain , now i want to read her bio

[@ryanandrewsshrugs]

True. Honestly I can tell you she was lying about being nice and kind and 80% of the rest. Don't worry, we'll read it out loud in court =)

[@Cagebreaker]

As a woman, imagining receiving a message like this from someone I’ve never spoken to, I cannot stress how extremely uncomfortable it made me and my deepest sympathies go to the women who’ve received it.

[@jairoherrera4040]

Feel free to forward these creep messages to a gay man like me, so that he can get a taste of his own medicine.

[@Tika927]

I got so angry when I first heard these I was practically shouting at my phone lol. Prob from experience - me & women I know have had dudes who project weird shit onto us and create an image of who we must be based on a few lines in a dating profile.

[@turismofoegaming8806]

Yeah like this guy is a complete psychopath!!! I am a guy and this made me extremely uncomfortable, I got secondhand suspicion just from listening to the way he tried to sound cheeky and nonchalant and it just is very disgusting and disturbing!

[@JH-vy7uy]

Reply with just a “hey” and he’ll chop you into pieces 😬

[@yuhhbaby3179]

@@turismofoegaming8806 bro honestly it is SO scary when dudes reach out to you like this. its cringe and funny to laugh at from our positions watching this- but as somebody whos had a dude get my number without my consent and text me shit like this i cannot stress how fucking frightening it is lol. its the realisation that this person who is so far from normalcy & thinks its socially acceptable to type like that got YOUR number and invaded YOUR privacy and you dont know what he knows. you dont know who gave him your private info and you have learned from experience not to reject guys like this. this video made me super freaked out omg!!

[@lillymcelhaney1652]

I’m Completely blown away how he speaks about her like he fully knows who she is. Saying things “I have a feeling you know what this is” is actually so scary seeing a man COMPLETELY making a woman out to be someone in his brain when he doesn’t actually know her. Imagine how toxic that relationship would have possibly been if (some how) she reciprocated the interest.

[@Tika927]

Scary is right bc forming that delusional image is what you see in stalking cases. It sucks to be on the receiving end of it bc it feels.. violating. Like this person is playing around in their head with this image of you, pulling you into scenarios you never asked to be a part of. But then TELLING YOU ABOUT IT above all

[@yuhhbaby3179]

freaky as shit, horrible position to be in. i knew a guy just like this and now he hates me so much but still tries to reach out to me. i know he hates me bc ive received screenshots of him saying horrible things abt me bc i said i felt uncomfortable to him

[@foxfire1112]

It's terrifying wtf, he literally doesn't know her

[@lea88pu]

I had that type of experience online and thankfully the guy is on the other side of the planet bcs when I rejected him he started stalking hard,made bunch of fake profiles since I blocked his ass. It took a year for him to give up. I bet if he were closer he could be potentially physically aggressive so I am very happy not to find out if it's true.

[@alexinivai08]

It would be even creepier if he did a background check and actually KNOWS what shes interested in

[@LORETTAISDRUNK]

16:52 charlies blank expression followed by "you're scaring me :(" had me fucking cryingggg

[@jans.g6033]

I've never seen Charlie be so disturbed before, omg

[@AgitatedTaco]

I'm very disturbed

[@modernmusicmayhem769]

This is the best video you've made lmao. I can't stop watching it

[@edviza1935]

Sometimes I feel afraid or worried that i’ll end up alone my whole life. Then I see guys like this and realize I could always be doing worse.

[@alienbob21]

so you're saying he has a chance?

[@edviza1935]

@@alienbob21 thats the exact opposite of what i’m saying

[@broek6075]

I was this guy in the video, i still managed to get a girlfriend. Turns out I'm autistic and psychotic. Sad to see everyone clowning on the guy like that, i don't think he's aware of his behavior. It took a lot of effort for me to appear like a semi normal person. And honestly I have lost a lot of myself to get there. I hope the dude finds someone who can appreciate him for who he is.

[@Newown1]

​@@broek6075Some people are just weird and terrible at socializing. It doesn't mean they are mentally unwell or have a disorder.

[@broek6075]

@@Newown1 so tell me is it better to explain to this person why what they are doing is wrong. Or to make fun of them by showing their mistakes to the entire world. In my eyes the person who shared this publicly is way more fcked up then some misguided guy trying his best to get a girlfriend.

[@orchidspond9005]

This guy would definitely take you out, talk about himself and never realize he didnt ask you one question all night.

[@Dazedandconfused86]

Honestly, you're kinda right lol. But I realized this was a bad strategy for making good friends. So I pause every now and then to take a breath and make sure to ask a question! Self awareness for the win =)

[@j3in725]

Wait your the dude?​@@Dazedandconfused86

[@Dazedandconfused86]

My answer to that depends entirely on whether you're going to be nice or not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @@j3in725

[@NaeOnYT]

🤭🤭🤭

[@eggy6729]

@@j3in725I don’t think so. I think they’re just saying they used to do smth similar when they were younger. That’s my guess

[@shangerdanger]

the most challenging cringe to watch i've ever experienced

[@not_dwz_football_editz]

sponge boy me bob

[@killerplunger]

Yeah it's so redonculous

[@kkronkk]

You're lucky you can be as far from it as humanly possible by just diving into the sea

[@sabiti5428]

We are reaching levels of cringe not fathomable before.

[@IBISMK1]

I had to take a break and come back

[@Bethanydollard88]

17:26 my man did not just say “I feel like I didn’t talk about the shrug emoji enough after onky talking about the damn shrug emoji for 3 straight minutes

[@freedomspeaks3890]

Man has studied those pick-up guides religiously. He has the exact tone and psychological tricks they advertise. Self depreciation that is actually complimenting yourself, giving nicknames, playing an instrument, helping those in need, somewhat backhanded compliments, pets and everything else is surface level

[@krogstonefist5494]

This is what happens when desperate men listen to con artists like Andrew taint

[@hihowareya1097]

@@krogstonefist5494what does Andrew Tate have to do with desperate men taking bad advice for flirting with women?

[@krogstonefist5494]

@@hihowareya1097 Reading comprehension is an important skill.

[@stellanox]

The negging is straight out of a pick-up artist guide! And like you said, the nickname, the self-deprecating “cute” jokes, the pushing boundaries… it’s textbook. 🙄

[@SlimThief]

​@@hihowareya1097Do you not know what Andrew Taint talks about?

[@TurnaboutAkamia]

Dude really loves the sound of his own voice. For all his feigning self-awareness, he didn’t know when to quit. My god.

[@TheDukinator01]

to be fair i think most enjoy his voice. Hes just so weird. He has a great voice.

[@aliensoup2420]

@@TheDukinator01 He is definitely a well-practiced actor. No doubt spends hours rehearsing in front of a mirror. Socially, there is not much worse than being around an actor who is always "on". I once spent a weekend getaway with a group of standup comics on a traveling gig. All day and night these guys were trying to out-funny each other - no meaningful conversation was uttered. They are typically ok alone on a 1-on-1 basis, but if you get a comic or an actor near each other its like a weird chemical reaction.

[@JudasMaccabeus1]

But he is incredibly humble….he told us so

[@jaketrons4376]

@@TheDukinator01 yo he sounded suave you’re not wrong.

[@execrisiscoreonearth]

It's kinda crazy. It's weird, I legitimately think he would have gotten away with ALL of this, had he stopped while he was ahead. First voice mail, first weird message, I actually think that had a decent enough chance at getting away with all of this. Not great, but his "quirkyness" b.s. Would have opened the door, honestly. Probably, at least....

[@SisypheanRoller]

This guy has somehow channeled Reddit, 4chan, redpillalphamale, and stalker energies simultaneously. He's a specimen for science, honestly.

[@paulywalnuts6042]

how i see all redditors hoenstly

[@statesofcalamity5152]

​@@paulywalnuts6042 thats offensive to reddittors we dont even have the balls to talk to women or people in general

[@razztastic]

This guy could disprove the theory of relativity simply by flirting, thereby causing a singularity in the universe that absorbs everything until there is nothing left to otherwise support *any* kind of theory.

[@Prplex.]

He needs to be examined

[@hanzosleftnut]

no- this is when you have a 10page paper to write and you did no research so you gotta embellish what it got ☠️☠️☠️

[@eaglewinnings8003]

This is an example of when a mentally unwell person has binged too many 2000s rom coms

[@ryanandrewsshrugs]

I'm not mentally ill and there's nothing wrong with liking rom coms you jerkface.

[@ivangutowski]

it's strange cause his voice actually sounds pretty fluent and confident, but the stuff he's saying.. it's like he is just saying everything that goes through his mind, and not just thinking it

[@SeamusLeGris]

Yeah the voice messed with me too... I was expecting him to sounds way more cringe and bad. Lol. How does someone that cringe have a radioy voice

[@SHrimpPoboy-wt2dt]

its because this is a man who loves to hear himself talk, literally

[@WInfinityCrew]

@@SHrimpPoboy-wt2dtyou hit the nail right on the head. that’s exactly what it is. this guy enjoyed recording this and guaranteed listened to it back multiple times after sending it

[@DRAG0NEERS]

As someone with ADHD, I can recognize his "stream of consciousness". That's exactly what he's doing. I also go on tangents with branches of loosely-related ideas, and mist people with ADHD do. Granted most of us have FAR more self-awareness and get carried away in a conversation of interest with someone we know, not a hostage. At the end he even says "I got the impression you're a fellow NEURODIVERGENT person", thus admitting he identifies as ADHD/Aspergers. That's weird in itself because "neurodivergence" is not something you'd expect to be dropped in a first-time, unsolicited conversation, and could likely insult the other people by implying they probably are too from a bio! ***Self-awareness of my lengthy tangent, but felt it was relevant***

[@obitodmg5694]

@@DRAG0NEERSdon’t worry dude, in my opinion that was relevant, thanks for sharing

[@taenyx6886]

I didnt expect him to have a normal voice

[@ingobutseverelydiseased]

his voice reminds me of some minecraft or reddit youtuber and its fucking me up💀💀💀

[@Numb217]

@@ingobutseverelydiseasedYes!!! Dating for donos.

[@nexus2723]

@@ingobutseverelydiseasedbro that’s exactly what i was thinking lmfao 💀

[@hawks9142]

They hide among us

[@Beans-do6wc]

He may have a "normal voice" but his mannerisms are just terrible. Just the way he talks in general puts me off. Always trust your gut with crazies like this

[@SourLemonzShorts]

This becomes infinitely more funny if you imagine He's leaving all these messages directly to Charlie.

[@YUNGLOAF921]

I like how you capitalized He like you’re talking about God Himself

[@needmusicnow7]

I mean at least the Disney princess comment makes sense

[@why_tho_]

​@@YUNGLOAF921lmao

[@DubCatXero]

Thank you for this perspective 😂

[@frotercannon2740]

@@YUNGLOAF921I mean that’s just good grammar

[@christianburrzGR3Y]

It truly scares me to know that there are guys out there like this dude. Also makes me feel much, much better about myself

[@ryanandrewsshrugs]

It truly scares me that people like you will listen in on a private conversation and have the gall to judge the victim of such a thing. What's worse is that you could accidentally trip into someone and procreate. Christian I would urge you to make use of your compassion and critical thinking skills... otherwise, shut the heck up. I can say that I hope nothing like this ever happens to you or anyone you love though

[@christianburrzGR3Y]

@ryanandrewsshrugs I'm not sure why you are offended by my comment. Did you even watch this video? The ENTIRE video was based around judging this psycho who tracked down some girl he doesn't know on social media... maybe you think that man's behavior is normal? If so you must be a psycho yourself so please do not make anymore comments towards me. I'll pray for you tho

[@arlokraft]

@@christianburrzGR3Ybro that is him💀

[@christianburrzGR3Y]

@@arlokraft 🤣🤣

[@ryanandrewsshrugs]

@@christianburrzGR3Y yes pls pray for me son. Your father loves you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Max-hb7zg]

Not a single piece of horror content has struck fear into Charlie and yet this one man's voicemails sent him into the depths of despair

[@deeteethurtythree]

ong hes gonna think about this for two days at least

[@MbitaChizi]

Penguinz0 imspires me.. My parents said if I get 15k followers They'd buy me a better camera for recording..begging u guys, literally begging....

[@patt5085]

he should ask for a refund from the incel dating coach he paid for

[@Joellllllllll]

Dude sets off SO many red flags. He gives off serial killer vibes.

[@LuisSierra42]

Joe Goldberg irl

[@js4fk]

16:54 "your scaring me" got me crying bro that was so funny

[@Mae1111-abc]

The quiver in his voice😭😭😭

[@UnreliableistYT]

In that moment, Charles White had every reason to be scared

[@mcride9773]

First time Charlie has ever felt true fear

[@melhasnomeaning]

The first time I’ve ever rejoiced every time an ad would interrupt the video.

[@ryanandrewsshrugs]

Hah! This one made me chuckle. Was it an ad for hair loss? That woulda been hilarious cause my big ol bald head is BEAUTIFUL.

[@janitorfromheck6963]

i got an adblocker on and this video felt like my life force was being absorbed by a dark wizard

[@ryanandrewsshrugs]

@@janitorfromheck6963 Welp, I 'm just glad I made you smile. Cheers

[@melhasnomeaning]

@@ryanandrewsshrugs I’m sure you’re probably not a bad dude, but seriously why did you think following this chick to different social media platforms after NOT matching with her was okay 😭😭

[@Onanananabatman]

Terrible day to have youtube premium, I had to pause this shit like 7 time to stop myself from crying from the cringe T_T

[@reconnecting955]

I was gonna say “I can fix him”. I’m so glad I waited until the end of the video

[@TheEastNorthern]

goddamn xd

[@imbatman.2695]

this dude talks to strangers the way i talk to myself

[@sboisbiu_2825]

that makes him pretty genuine ngl

[@orangutanman2470]

@@sboisbiu_2825 being genuine doesn't take away from him being a loser

[@TheHeavenlySpider2099]

Right I feel that

[@DeanofSmoking]

his ego was too big. being a loser aint bad. aint TOOO bad :( lol. @@orangutanman2470

[@lilttiger]

ohh my god ur so right

[@hazzwazzer]

you know he’s a theater kid cuz no other type of person is that confident in their yapping ability

[@blehh_x]

the word "yapping" is far more embarassing than the whole video

[@QueenEIizabeth]

@@blehh_x that pfp is worse

[@Dazedandconfused86]

Honestly I never took theatre or acting in highschool. Kinda wish that I had though! I did do choir and band. As far as my yapping abilities... yes absolutely. I've been making my living on a microphone since 2016. So... clearly there's something there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@zachpadilla5099]

@@blehh_x you definitely give off incel energy

[@blehh_x]

@@zachpadilla5099 you said that and liked your own comment

[@j0j086]

This guy is the most socially awkward extrovert I’ve ever seen

[@follysgf]

he probably has autism......

[@Dazedandconfused86]

Honestly, you're kinda spot on Jojo! I would probably describe myself the same. Happy that you enjoyed my monologue =)

[@casadastraphobia]

​@@Dazedandconfused86dude why are you pretending to be the guy? The actual dude has a KZbin channel with his face and everything. This is really weird

[@rafaelclot1801]

@@casadastraphobiawhats the real guy name plsss

[@TheMadHattersMenu]

That was like a real life Brian Griffin 😂

[@aaron_duarte]

This video was so hard to get through. Charlie carried me to the end. It was like Frodo and Sam’s journey to Mount Doom.

[@chilly4295]

if charlie wasnt there in between each minute of the voice messages id be crying rightnow listening to this

[@nacho_business]

lol i didn't think i was gonna make it either

[@Herpusderpus]

I had to take multiple rests. This shit really is a chore to get through. I’m pretty shitty at socializing, but this is the Holy Grail of cringe. God damn.

[@samuelleask1132]

Great metaphor haha

[@wafflemation6887]

Im unnerved. He sounds so articulate at first glance but I'm genuinely finding it difficult to track his speech. Sounding intelligible while also incomprehensible is an achievement.

[@kisiel901]

he is just mentally ill

[@saccharina13]

*listening exams when you're trying to get a qualification certificate on English* : me, taking the exam: "i hear him but i don't get him..."

[@jao999]

he's a professional yapper

[@Planktonamor]

​@@jao999underrated comment 💀 "professional yapper" that's good lmao

[@vortexriver1071]

@@Planktonamornah ive seen this term plenty of times but it does fit really well in this case

[@ibapreppie]

I went through all the stages of grief for that poor woman.

[@johnhamilton5016]

An AI contacted her

[@shannonricelewis6016]

He has a good voice tho. I do the same videos as him featured in the video..but my voice sucks, lol

[@vitty7465]

* big feet, big socks * * baby doll* hold on let me get a pen and paper this is good stuff. You need to do your duty as a concerned citizen and forward that to the FBI

[@Gigi_Axolotl]

2:20 He definitely saw her on that dating app and immediately yelled out loud “BBBAZINGAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!”

[@UnreliableistYT]

Imagine actually saying bazinga out loud (totally not me /s)

[@TaeSouthern]

@@UnreliableistYTyeah lol who would say that ( i said it, i did)

[@probably_esther]

"ZOO WEE MAMA!"

[@UnreliableistYT]

@@probably_esther Why do I have these random ahh quotes that I use on the regular 😭😭

[@probably_esther]

@@UnreliableistYT look outside ur window me and my gang out there 😈😈😈

[@dampowl]

True confidence isn't thinking that everyone you meet will like you, it's recognizing that it doesn't matter if people like you or not. He genuinely sounds like he's expecting this to work flawlessly

[@m1ssplay46]

I genuinely love this guy I can't believe how funny he is and just honest. Real G

[@its_sisha_not_chair505]

I cannot mentally and physically recover from this

[@its_sisha_not_chair505]

​@@m1ssplay46i mean the guy isnt all that bad. The problem was how he searched for her on her personal accounts and how he acted like they knew each other. It wasnt harrasment or at least, it didnt hurt anybody but it was weird. If he could tune down his.. oversharing and overconfidence, he would be more tolerable but the man its just too... idk weird. Man he scared away fuckin Charlie. He has seen horrible shit 💀💀💀

[@thedesertfox6889]

@@its_sisha_not_chair505 I think the guy is just creepy and this whole chicanery is engineered by this dude like how Charlie mentioned that this dude is saying this to other women and using this exact template. Poor guy though, he sounds so desperate and trying really really hard to get someone to like him but he just did it the worse way possibly. He killed his chance the moment he searched up for her and texted her like a creep.

[@urbynwyldcat9131]

"It hurts to talk." Not half as much as listening.

[@mister_myst]

“it hurts to talk” and he keeps talking

[@scaryperson1085]

​@@mister_mystI know 😭😭

[@davidesmacchia351]

@@mister_myst a true martyr of our age

[@Broski-nl2tl]

THIS IS THE SECOND VIDEO ON KZbin I COULDN'T FORCE MYSELF TO FINISH WATCHING TILL THE END BRUHH

[@chrissybuckallew9314]

I felt like I was in a seminar

[@SquishSquatch-jw5kk]

I don't know why this video specifically but I always come back to this one because it makes me laugh at how bad this guy is at talking and this is coming from someone who is socially awkward but I love this one for all the wrong reasons.

[@jackmanning8042]

This guy needs to start his own podcast, just talking to himself😭😭

[@kennymccormick9973]

He has the voice for it at least

[@Melting_because_of_beauty]

He have a great voice and great talking skills idk why he is doing that to himself 💀

[@SuperMegaGaelourde]

"Look so we did some things, we said some bad things." "We feel bad." "We do feel bad, and that's very important. Mayhaps we should've started with that?" "We should, sincere apologies for the miscalculation." "We forgive you" Set Dec.- "What is this?" Producer- "His apology vid... He's just spent the past 20 minutes articulating on nothing and correcting himself."

[@the_absurd_hero]

And play the podcast exclusively in prison

[@ASSASSSASSSASS]

@@the_absurd_herolmao😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@drbanana1535]

He absolutely had an entire script including all of his tangents and apologies, and it absolutely shows

[@wendynerd1199]

He's sent these messages to many women for YEARS so yes. They've even produced them. It's all over twitter now.

[@xCosmicMuffinManx]

He did! He has done this multiple times. Copy pasted this little script and changed the names if I'm not mistaken?

[@drbanana1535]

@@xCosmicMuffinManx I think there's some variation but pretty much yeah, this is a monologue straight outta drama class

[@chiquita683]

This falls into the category of if he was hot or rich she would be posting this on her TikTok as a Cinderella story but since he's neither he is a creep.

[@xCosmicMuffinManx]

@@chiquita683 This is not the way brother.

[@ELEMMONZ]

He says curse words like his mommy just left him home alone for the first time

[@ericoftheotherworld1525]

Yeah, I noticed. The way he says “fucking” is pretty annoying, it sounds like a homeschooled Christian kid trying to sound cool.

[@Mack98421]

Everything he says is awkward. The fakest fake person I've ever heard. The way he laughs is the creepiest laugh I've ever heard.

[@Dazedandconfused86]

@@Mack98421 It hurts me that you could actually procreate, even accidentally.

[@nauvelty]

@@Dazedandconfused86 tf

[@inumaki.]

@@Dazedandconfused86 tf

[@ArmantoAlex13]

This was painful…like watching paint dry or scratching nails down a chalkboard! I would’ve blocked him right after his first message! What a freak.

[@ryanandrewsshrugs]

I agree with you Armanito! I think you should feel quite uncomfortable listening in on my private conversation that was maliciously shared to cause harm. Good on you friend

[@ArmantoAlex13]

@ 😂

[@gabrielsfilms2086]

@@ryanandrewsshrugs too??? are you suing the person who posted the messages?

[@ryanandrewsshrugs]

@@gabrielsfilms2086 Maaaaaaybe ;)

[@zekesalazar7643]

“I had to block a few people that were crazy but didn’t know they were crazy.” How brutally ironically world shattering that statement is.

[@RandomCanadian97]

Skibidi!

[@willyb7353]

Jesus, imagine being so insane that manchild calls you crazy... Badge of Honor. 😂

[@arctix_gamez]

@@RandomCanadian97 corny ahh mf\

[@codysmith630]

It's like he came so close to breaking the fourth wall and having an epiphany lol

[@grunkleg.2934]

That guy's like an AI that was trained entirely on musical theatre, The Big Bang Theory, and shitty Hollywood from the last 5-10 years

[@np51486]

oh god a theatre kid

[@promethiac2641]

Or the guy in the club who spends a lot of time in the bathroom.

[@cooliostarstache5474]

"Erm, that just happened. Uh, that sounded better in my head"

[@lordsneed9418]

also known as ... a redditor

[@one-stopkilling2236]

Ngl thats probably why they thought this would work

[@whyuu25]

I cant deny his voice is quite charismatic, just that the words that come from his mouth take that charisma away. He sounds insane.

[@Dazedandconfused86]

Why thanks my fellow overthinking friend! I’ve been making my living off of my voice and my charisma since 2016 don’tcha know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ hope you’re having a great day! Deep breaths and practice gratitude 💙

[@PeppinoSpaghetti-s1j]

@@Dazedandconfused86 are you the guy?

[@Dazedandconfused86]

MAYBE. JUST MAYBE.@@PeppinoSpaghetti-s1j

[@Dolphinboi]

He literally sounds like a basic white guy. U basic too

[@Dazedandconfused86]

@@PeppinoSpaghetti-s1j yos 😎🦢

[@sammmmmp1455]

As someone who has been told that I “look like a princess” for someone I knew for TWO DAYS seeing this guy say that really validates immediate avoidance of the guy