He Wants to Fight Me

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[@Thug_Nose]

“You wanna tussle with the lack of muscle” is a hilarious line

[@jiren-5109]

Lol🤣

[@imackiemsamich]

That sounds like something a cup head boss we say when you die during a fight

[@possumballs2020]

Batman goon dialog

[@lolaaaaaaaaaaaa]

@Patrick39 what do you mean pat?

[@theredheadwiththread1275]

@@imackiemsamich Charlie's a super secret Cuphead boss

[@marcelborgjohansen5356]

Charlie correcting him "i wasn't talking crap i was talking shit" has to be the Second scariest thing next to his muscles

[@mr.austin8007]

Nah the 3rd scariest thing about him Is what he said. The 2nd Is his muscles. The 1st, is the black t shirt

[@mr.austin8007]

@@blachbird067 lol thanks

[@johnstark673]

That had me rolling

[@JoeXOTic]

The muscles thing is a jumpscare

[@Logan_93]

Charlie is microscopic. He would body this goofball, but let's not act like he's big. He isn't lmao. Any average sized dude would own him.

[@Zama3D]

"Malnourished Martian" HAD me

[@snarkasticdouche3863]

Seriously, his body is so god damn weird... Like someone stuck a 30 something's head on an 11 year old's body. He *MUST* be rich... Cause only someone rich could afford to be such a little bitch.

[@mrfluffynut5994]

same

[@user-nq9mq5sx9m]

YES

[@doremysheep7864]

Admitting your feelings were hurt is arguably more respectable than resorting to a physical fight because your feelings were hurt.

[@johnwalker1058]

This reminds me of the quote "there can be strength in vulnerability."

[@GG57]

You made water come out of my face

[@arandomguywithastrawhat]

The issue that, in an argument, if you are honest enough to make the effort and be transparent about what you are experiencing, it is likely that you will be made fun of for feeling a certain way.

[@johnwalker1058]

@@arandomguywithastrawhat Depends on who you're arguing with though, as if the other person is decent enough, they'll stick to the points being made and not resort to mockery of the way the other person feels if it has nothing to do with the points being made.

[@arandomguywithastrawhat]

@@johnwalker1058 Unfortunately, it is not often (on the Internet) that you will encounter someone respectable enough to consider the integrity of their argument before the possible entertainment value of lording another’s sensitivity over them.

[@charmanr]

That went quickly from wanting to fight Charlie, to bragging about how quickly he could run away.

[@scottydc]

honestly like "bro I could beat you in a fight I can run faster than you" like HUH???? YOU RUN AWAY FROM FIGHTS??

[@ganasti3693]

your*

[@jdubc2927]

​@@ganasti3693 what

[@EE-xx5xd]

Lol and i find it funny that he thinks he makes more money than charlie too

[@mustachepancake5037]

There’s a reality out there somewhere where Charlie took the offer and kicked his ass

[@samuelj5890]

Love how he immediately mentions how he can outrun charlie straight after challenging him to a boxing match, as if as soon as the bell sounds he sprints out of there.

[@alexslife4652]

It actually sounded like when two little boys are fighting and one says "whatever, I'm faster then you"

[@charlietr9815]

L

[@waltertx.6020]

@@alexslife4652 Exactly right 🤣🤣

[@legueu]

Jason Wojo is a scammer and he link every videos to his fake academy. You can simply report all of his videos for scam, from his account, destroying this scammer without giving him a single view.

[@user-fy3pd5ne7f]

@@alexslife4652 😂😂😂

[@Westsideconnectionz]

“I’ll box this guy” Proceeds to brag about his running skills

[@meusana3681]

which apparently is 3x faster than the current world record. Bro said he can run a mile in a minute. World record is 3:43

[@Soviless99]

bicycle kick incoming

[@Sianostrakarenrenren]

Literally pulled the "I was the fastest kid in third grade."

[@TheseNuts2]

"Being strong is useless...I want to fight you" This will not end well.

[@cursed1285]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok I won’t then

[@mikeoxmall69420]

"Standing here, I realise..."

[@ZaccaeusMaximos1217]

@@mikeoxmall69420 “You are just like me, trying to make history…”

[@christopherdarapper5487]

@@mikeoxmall69420 that you are just like me trying to make history

[@Rando_mIndividual]

Your poor reply section with bots 💀

[@evanh1205]

You called him immature and he challenged you to a race☠️ that’s so beautiful

[@lastfirst3512]

​@@Muscleman8562 i can tell you probably did without checking as your social awareness is insanely close to bein tismic

[@Jonny_Nonzenze]

PLEASE GOD LET THIS BOXING MATCH HAPPEN

[@Mzdos]

@@lastfirst3512 god that vocabulary made the insult so much better

[@kirisunakashi]

​@@Mzdos🤣

[@axer4259]

at least the guy was a little more human this time. edit: seeing this notif freaked me out because i have no memory of typing this. i have a crazy memory and can remember every reddit post as soon as i see a notif but this freaked the hell out of me

[@meredaman]

How is nobody talking about "im not talking CRAP about your videos, I was talking SHIT" the balls this man has is ridiculously immense. Edit: Why the hell yall doing brodie like this in the replies 💀 "Don't even need genitalia" this is just wild 💀

[@F.B.I.Da_Doorbusters]

Don't need balls to say that to him.

[@gatoblanco5756]

Don’t even need balls to say that to him

[@joserios4409]

You don’t even need balls to say that to him.

[@VocaloidPog]

You do not even need to have balls to say that to him

[@AyyHotDogS]

You really do not even need to have balls to say that to him

[@johnl5350]

Cars depreciate in value so fast, it drops a significant amount the second you drive a new one off the lot. Since we are talking about "bad investments".

[@dingdongs5208]

And houses never drop in value lol

[@queenpurr4275]

I love how he said Charlie has no status when Charlie is literally sitting in a room full of his accomplishments.

[@Meela234]

And all he has on his walls are white boards with fake affirmations.

[@jakobblad7122]

@@Meela234 I don’t even see whiteboards.. looks like he’s in his kitchen

[@gracet6533]

You have such a great point.

[@ffwast]

@@FancyForestPerson it means charlie has something this guy doesn't: a friend

[@alucardo2961]

@@FancyForestPerson it’s also a symbolism for character growth. he used to talk about how he despises cats in videos and now he owns a cat motel in his room.

[@peanutball631]

i watched the sneako video first, and i still love "beating me in a fight doesnt unfuck your girlfriend sneako." one of the greatest insults ever thrown at anyone ever.

[@OperatorMax1993]

I watched the Sneako video too and yeah, that line is still one of the greatest insults and responses ever

[@Astar72439]

Bars

[@GamingBoi6264]

On god fr

[@IraSquid]

oh shit who said that, whoever said that is a fuckin god

[@OperatorMax1993]

@@IraSquid Charlie (Critical/PenguinZer0) himself

[@melissaborowy4241]

Love how he challenged him to a actual foot race like a middle school bully

[@Throughthelurkingglass]

You can tell he's never read how to win friends and influence people. This man will have everything he wants in life, but will be left alone.

[@ashhplayz9489]

he's gonna be the rich friend that everybody takes advantage of but never really hangs out with him, only for money, fame or status

[@Huzam001]

Little did he realise that he was challenging the Slap God.

[@roobeedooo]

hi normal person comin thru fuck these bots make sure u report it when u see one

[@potatoes869]

You just got botted by bots good sir

[@TheMilkMan8008]

So? The dudes pulling up in his McLaren. Enough said

[@raficaliff8188]

​@@TheMilkMan8008 and hes stealing charlies girl

[@DeinoChenus]

Charlie is the Mr. McMahon of slapping entertainment

[@Stat1cS]

Dude looked over his shoulder while challenging Charlie to a fight like he was in fear that Charlie might be behind him in that moment.

[@Midnight_CIub]

well yeah charlie is very intimidating. i can barley watch his videos without violently shitting myself in fear

[@luggystykz]

@@Midnight_CIub I still recall his chat with codemiko, bro's scary as hell. "Are you only 5'6?" "... did you say only?"

[@KBTW1]

Remember, there's more than one Charlie. Hundreds of them. A goddamn *CHARLIE ARMY*

[@brandonette4938]

"Heard you was talkin' shit... "

[@sobjayson4992]

He was lookin out his window if charlie had shooters

[@Nerobyrne]

"Life doesn't really start until 30k a month" YET MORE evidence that rich people are terrible with money

[@Bakugan-V-Edits]

Fax

[@dcmonsterreviews2987]

This guy's confidence is more accurate as the time Cartman thought he could win the special Olympics. I may not be in the best of shape, but even I can admit that I have limits.

[@itsLxgn]

The fact that Charlie definitely has twice the amount of money that this man has and not once did he bring it up is amazing. We love a wholesome short king

[@SlyyRotMG]

More like 500x

[@General_KSA]

Probably even more, he could buy this clown and his business lol

[@privatefeetpics7415]

My farts are more stinky than Charlie's farts

[@ZeroPhilosopher]

yeah but Charlie doesn't have the nuts to fight the guy

[@landinhoule5096]

@@ZeroPhilosopher more like he knows it’s a waste of time since this just petty internet drama

[@IrishMan768]

I haven’t watched the video yet but Charlie would win a fight against that tree branch 100%

[@I1p]

He would

[@thephatpugs6676]

agreed, I'm 5 seconds in, and I don't need more convincing

[@Sh-ro2js]

Yeppp

[@MrUssy101]

Charlie will lose because he is short king would not be able to reach and deliver his punches.

[@Zausts]

yea charlie would absolutely blast branch

[@Henry-yb2ry]

This is one of the best responses I've ever seen, because Charlie actually says what he thinks and even says that some of the things that stickman said are true and doesn't just talk shit like that's just amazing.

[@akakaka-ze6pd]

gotta love charlie's use of goober, makes everything feel lighthearted even when its not

[@sakress]

Honestly, getting roasted by Charlie was probably the most positive thing to happen to this man’s career.

[@richardchargingcloud6590]

anyones career

[@RadioMan2023]

I must make a reply so it isn't just a bot I mean you are right lol

[@TriIIiance]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo shut yo a-

[@shellynick763]

Bad publicity is better than no publicity for these people.

[@VioletsOnMars]

Would have never known who this guy was if Charlie didn't make a video on him.

[@angelotl2450]

“so you wanna tussle with a lack of muscle” is the best way to say just that, man I love watching his videos

[@winglessfairy564]

That part killed me

[@warmateo6261]

Kanye West Bear pfp

[@deepwokensucks8664]

Lol he still won't fight him

[@evanderpierznik]

​@Patrick39 🌽⚾

[@krusher181]

@@warmateo6261weird anime pfp

[@PossumGaming31]

When he said Mclaren, he sounded like squidward

[@ichi5995]

the fact that he taped his mic to his chest shows how he's on a budget.

[@ibrahimhussaini6053]

'So you wanna tussle with the lack of muscle' 'Malnourished Martian' Charlie is too funny man

[@Bob_Coffee]

Bars🔥

[@raymondreyes2970]

And saying it with a dead face makes it more funnier 😂

[@alizacelemcentauri986]

Don't forget about "cringemobile"

[@CorvusCorone68]

like a pro wrestling promo, but all the promos are insults

[@yourfavoritecommenter]

We can't forget that Charlie is the master in the art of sex toy defense

[@davidlaze9300]

Fr bro is undefeated

[@leosanchez7997]

He'd summon Moby Huges out of his pocket.

[@yourfavoritecommenter]

Right or lay him out with some anal bead nunchucks. Or cut him in half with his double headed great sword.

[@dabinhaler1337]

@@leosanchez7997 an then plunge the fleshlight sword into his gut as the moby huge keeps him pinned

[@dhans9662]

Lets not forget his gold medal in the Moby Huge Olympics

[@KyouheiKaizo]

Charlie is too humble because we all know he annihilates that stickman just by touching him.

[@Kai__503]

Brother was huffing concentrated copium

[@verylargemandarinslice8965]

Him: “lifting shit doesn’t mean you’re smart” Also him: *wants to fight Charlie after he insulted him*

[@bopo900]

also him: after mentioning fighting him he instantly talks about how he can run for longer and faster. that aint how you fight.

[@michaelsedor6807]

I see a dance off coming.

[@gurneyqueen5782]

​@@bopo900 I mean running away is the best thing to do in 95% of fights, so it is how you fight if you're smart. But if you're doing that, you probably shouldn't be challenging people to fights.

[@Red_Dragon414]

also him: has two super cars and lots of money but records in his kitchen.

[@qxxlove]

lifting weights=good at fighting is not true training martials arts=good at fighting is good

[@skullsnake9009]

He challenged him to a race, dude is stuck being “the fastest kid in class”

[@chubbee2490]

brother actually pulled the "it's liviosOOOOHHH" not "leviosAHAHHHH"

[@12fishcake]

He should've challenged Charlie to a yugioh duel like a real man

[@AveSicarius]

With added stakes because the loser actually gets sent to the Shadow Realm! But little do they know that the Shadow Realm is actually a never ending Boxing match with Jake Paul! Truly a horrific fate which will be beamed directly into the brainstem of all sentient beings for their perverse enjoyment...

[@orlie1819]

@@AveSicarius Oh wait, motorcycles. Don't forget the motorcycles.

[@steam_cynical1265]

now he can put his money where his mouth is with all that mental strength hes talking about

[@AveSicarius]

@@orlie1819 "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DEATH CAGE DUEL! MY TRUSTED COMPANION HELL'S ANGEL WIZARD WILL BE YOUR UNDOING KAIBA!" - Yami Charlie

[@mr.talind.7473]

A true intellectual duel.

[@StoneMountain64]

“They don’t play nice” 😂

[@I1p]

Yeah

[@MrUssy101]

I will pay to watch this fight, it will be funny watching Charlie the short king jumping up and punching the air,

[@I1p]

Hey, you are verified? Can I get a shoutout?

[@rroy9985]

Eyyyy stone

[@Noah-ct2me]

Yo it’s our commander in chief

[@themetalhead9952]

Time and time again we've seen that the internet still hasn't learned that the problem with going to war against Charlie is that the only ammunition he brings are facts and logic, he can openly admit when he is wrong about something or got a fact wrong, and that he typically approaches the situation with maturity, while also keep things playful, entertaining and not malicious. He's also pretty humble, in that he can admit when he's not the tallest, toughest, or most popular dude out there. The reason his audience enjoys him so much is honestly because he's very relatable and is very real, and a lot of people find comfort in that and can relate to him.

[@txeasw]

the fact that the 14 year old girl on my cross country team could beat him in a race too💀💀

[@eyyllama]

"Penguins whatever his name is" That is the tone of a man who is trying real hard to act like Charlie's a nobody to him.

[@zent183]

Fr, it would make more sense if its the other way around

[@MangaScrub]

It’s my favorite move in the book. Honestly at this point, if you’re making money off KZbin and don’t know who Charlie is, you’re already taking an L

[@WVRLORD]

This is one time I’ve seen where Charlie doesn’t completely dismiss his ability to physically defend himself. Normally he just talks about how he’d get his ass beat in pretty much any situation, you can tell he really thought it was hilarious that this guy even had the idea of fighting him.

[@ryukami404]

I mean. I feel extremely out of shape and malnourished to the point where lifting things can be a pain but I still think I have an edge over this dude as long as the McClaren isnt involved.

[@KR-gb9sw]

Literally ☠️

[@babajigaming3933]

Bro tried to fight Jesus himself💀

[@trempton4106]

Seems intelligent to challenge somebody who can get to the gym after saying goin to the gym is useless and therefore forbidding yourself to workout.

[@murlocmaster6192]

​@Ryukami what really matters is your capacity and willingness to kill.

[@yateleyhypnotherapy2111]

Anyone who tells me about their McClaren & Maserati has already told me everything I need to know about them. No further interest in them whatsoever.

[@vanqz5692]

Him: Lots of obstacles in life are mental not physical!! Also him: challenges a person to a physical fight over verbal jokes

[@knightingirl]

They're not jokes, Charlie was being serious. Please call it as it is.

[@jaredelliott5778]

@@knightingirl Charlie himself said they were jokes my guy

[@knightingirl]

@@jaredelliott5778 Really? When? Show me a timestamp. It'll be better if he was being serious, that guy needs a dose of reality.

[@ohquite]

​@@knightingirl Have you even watched the video? He calls them jokes several times in the first 2 minutes.

[@RavenMobile]

@@knightingirl Uh, we watching the same video? I just watched this, and he said at least twice that the original video was jokes, jokes that this guy can't take. Not wasting my time looking for timestamps, just watch the video.

[@anonymoususer2336]

"I can beat him in a fight. Do you know how fast I can run?". I mean, he got you there Charlie. You can't beat him up if you can't catch him.

[@ShadowMoonClanTV]

i LOVE how fast he sped over fighting straight to "i can beat him in a race"

[@cashpick395]

@@ShadowMoonClanTV its not like either of them can fight, just that Charlie is more muscular

[@kaiishkaiish]

his right arm is bigger than his lef t l@@cashpick395

[@him5485]

@@cashpick395 Charles White is both Jesus and John Wick, if anybody can throw hands, its him

[@alexandermcadams3845]

@@him5485 Jesus Wick Chapter 2: The Second Coming

[@willbuchanan1177]

@1:41 I love how you call him a goober, greatest insult you could throw at someone like this.

[@MehrdadParthian]

Charlie always sounds like the grim reaper. It always feels like if he is making a video about you, its already over and the more you struggle the more painful your descent to hell becomes.

[@Leelan42]

Him judging Charlie on his "status" based on his "mispronounciation" of a god damn car brand says alot about how very manly this guy is...

[@ShadowMoonClanTV]

yeah he definitely seems like one of those "my dad can beat up your dad" type of kids

[@Azathoth343]

​@@ShadowMoonClanTVHe has the body of a child but with a slight growth stunt.

[@yooooo6296]

This is very common in the car scene tbh and its sad. Mfs will argue over the pronunciation of certain words or if you call something a term they don't like or understand. (Someone tried to argue with me over a parking brake... I blocked them)

[@Projection_]

I mean if you watched the last video that point literally doesn't hold up, the guy says "more stupider" He also doesn't have proper grammar.

[@kristianstenerson2608]

he needs to hit the gym lol@@Azathoth343

[@Ordealux]

Man, the way Charlie obliterates and evaporates this man is it's own boxing match.

[@matthewwright9143]

All things considered, I'd pay to see Charlie punch that guy in the face.

[@Noblity54]

Like Mayweather putting on a clinic, bob and weave, with a few shots sewn in like a consummate professional

[@djdraws4555]

Damn he is fighting with words

[@zenkaze]

More like seal clubbing

[@AlexP-cc3cn]

@patrick39 no content not better

[@gabrielpinguet4389]

Gamer Jesus vs talking stick with sunglasses , part 2!

[@Black_Flag_Studios]

I love how he called him a little weasel 🤣

[@areligaming6263]

His entire argument is "You need to be rich to have a girlfriend so she feels protected by a hired security team. I don't actually have a security team, but you know yeah. I'll steal your girl." Bulletproof.

[@futuristicgirl14]

As a woman who is 105lbs I feel like even I’d accidentally squash this guy during a romp

[@kalvinsucks1910]

A real man IS the security lmfao

[@AfrocentricGirl99]

His argument is so stupid too😂if you need a bodyguard to protect your girl then you probably shouldn’t have a girl😂

[@kalvinsucks1910]

@MSMEG IX I hope that's satire

[@painfulpainn]

@@kalvinsucks1910 he is a bot

[@spuddo123]

When this guy challenged Charlie he didn’t realise he’s got the biggest sleeper build of all time

[@JoeMama-ci9bd]

hop off his meat. he has a decent physique nothing crazy

[@ataco6987]

Fr i didnt know he was jacked

[@Heroinexoxo]

Iunno. After watching him for several years, it's been quite obvious that he has great biceps.

[@onelegkittee]

​@@ataco6987 My friend had mentioned he's in shape, I'm like "Nah Charlie is handsome af, but not my type...I'm too big and would brea- WELL SQUEEZE MY TANG AND CALL ME SILLY, I'm into Sleeper Builds.

[@7Criska]

We should let this bum in a cage with Jon Jones for 10 mins without a ref

[@michaeltucker4864]

I love it. Charlie comes in with no bells and whistled and gets right out. Way to go man. Keeping it simple and im here for it.

[@Zephyrian1st]

the instagram thing is funny to me cause thats like a thing in car culture, to get your custom car window decal for car shows and stuff, so people can pull up photos of the car while looking at the car. i always thought it was cool, recently in my area people started doing QR codes instead and they are usually external boards instead of on the vehicle. or sat on the dash.

[@RIKASHANDLER]

charlie is so humble he forgot to mention all of the different martial arts he’s mastered

[@thesnowman2509]

but its boxing not other martial arts

[@nikhilkoganti]

Imagine a slapping contest between them. Surely charlie will win!

[@Realwrld03]

@@thesnowman2509 don’t most boxers come from things like martial arts and wrestling? Lmao.

[@user-bz6gh5ng2m]

@@thesnowman2509 Its a joke i think, people often say charlie has mastered all forms of combat and things like that just to be funny, dude would kick my ass still regardless of whatever he knows lol

[@tecsuke]

@@Realwrld03 boxing is a martial art but you cant put a contingent on where most of them come from. but from what I've seen most actually just start boxing when there young and stick with boxing only.

[@pressurechief]

I love his 14 year old freshman facial hair. It fits his personality perfectly.

[@aswad317]

​@@dinnisbrotha9604 you have an excuse, he doesn't

[@madeboy]

I take offense to this as a 14 year old boy. Although, I don't have much facial hair... y'know what, it's fine.

[@wc7568]

i couldnt stop staring at the thing on his chin. what even is it

[@jessepinkman8847]

@@dinnisbrotha9604 I’m wasian and wirish. A red haired Asian.

[@AlexTheNerd]

@@jessepinkman8847 I may be wrong, but arent irish people magority white anyway? I don't know much about Ireland so please do correct me.

[@Kingsman-cq9is]

“Tussle with no muscle” genius

[@Yes-dm2kf]

"So you wanna tussle with a lack of muscle" had me dying

[@willthewa]

As a person who ran cross country and track, there’s no way that guy could run a 5:30 mile with no practice

[@viseshism]

10 mph over 6 mins is a lot harder than people think. The worlds fastest sprinters average about 20mph over 10 seconds. Imagine doing about half the speed for 60 times the duration... without working out.. he is clearly delusional.

[@yandihorvath]

Distance track runner here I agree

[@daybreak2102]

Facts. Sophomore year after running xc for awhile (given I wasn’t the best) was when I broke 6 mins for a mile. No way you’re doing that without training your cardio

[@I-dont-reply]

I did in early high school but I’m built different.. or was…

[@spadeofdarkness]

3yr XC Varsity runner here. A 6min mile is joging pace. aint no way mans is going to hit 11 mph for the whole mile. I doubt he even has the lung capacity to even reach half a mile at that pace. definitely gonna pull or even tear something .

[@-Hotdogz-]

“i guarantee you he can’t outrun me in a mile” dude still hasn’t grown out of being the fastest kid in his elementary class

[@futuristicgirl14]

It’s like a Butters Stotch level retort

[@andrewodinson3726]

My thoughts exactly

[@RealTalkAlexV]

Deadass how sad 😅

[@whoisanarnb]

@@futuristicgirl14 except Butters was kind and respectable, this guy is neither

[@karolmanzano539]

Yeah, he's gonna run away for his life from Charlie.

[@tryhardger1336]

charlie is the typa guy to talk himself out of a lethal injection into like 10hrs of community service bc hes so charismatic and smart

[@taitime3873]

I never quite realized this, but this guys genuinely gets the most consistent shit ton of views. Honestly props g, ur entertaining as hell

[@Iuwl]

"Guarantee he can't outrun me" Wait, does this guy want to fight or run away from Charlie?

[@brady3589]

@Johnah Arston well i found his burner guys

[@SN57ONE]

​@Johnah Arston Typical Andrew Tate fan.

[@nineteeneightynine432]

He'd probably pull Charlie's hair like a B.

[@alan_perez127]

Ehhh i mean endurance is one of the most important things in fighting

[@midassighassen1957]

@Johnah Arston the least braindead incel

[@Tamanegi-P]

ANYTIME Charlie flexes it will always be a jumpscare.

[@0bamaBinBallin]

Yeah, it shocks me how god damn beautiful that sleeper build is.

[@Vitaly2]

its really not@@0bamaBinBallin

[@theomegablade6415]

He leveled up stealth a little too hard, he hides his pecks in plain sight now

[@itnotmeitu3896]

@@0bamaBinBallinit’s not that great, especially for a man as short as him though

[@chuckles2334]

@@itnotmeitu3896 it is that great

[@jacobkalbfleisch5431]

Charlie has always said the only person he would fight is a 12 year old. This is the closest he's ever come to having the chance to fight someone with the body of a 12 year old.

[@crackagang3009]

Saying that this half-human has the body of EVEN a 12 year-old is pretty generous tbh

[@JailbreakMoments]

You didn’t have to insult 12 year olds like that. Nobody deserves to be compared to this incel.

[@Blackheathenly]

He also has the mustache of a 12 year old.

[@Gots2]

mind*

[@ta9891]

Brain of a 12 year old as well

[@PunkMarioBros]

Trying to start a feud with Charlie is like trying to fight against God

[@skepticon9390]

One must wonder how horribly Bony McMoney must have been mocked and lampooned during what would become his first and final gym appearance. 😂.

[@bettybunbun9664]

Its adorable how that guy carefully lists what cars he has as if this is important information that a normal adult isn't going to forget in 5 seconds.

[@LadyAstarionAncunin]

I won't even remember him 5 minutes after watching this video.

[@harrisonmathews1406]

he's compensating for something

[@JagerUberEats]

Fr flexing that you have a Maserati Ghibli is not a flex, that car is a pos 💀

[@norazulkifli2517]

Andrew Twat's gang of babies

[@Asterion437]

Bruh lmao now that u mentioned it i forgot what car he owns besides McLaren

[@reigokapsi7819]

That "I could outrun him in a mile" line is something i would drop in 2nd grade

[@occultsupport]

who cares? The 6 figure dude gonna pull up in his mclaren and steal charlie's girl 😎

[@adrian1043]

@@occultsupport "the delusion is almost impressive"- charlie

[@eee1200]

Lol

[@eee1200]

@@adrian1043 yes it's almost impressive thats its laughable

[@occultsupport]

@@adrian1043 that was supposed to be a joke....

[@hazardous783]

Charlie is like that guy everyone wants to be.

[@NoG-Inc.]

"thats it, see ya" such a humble human being.

[@Wolfpackmineturnnowrblxgaming]

The fact that Charlie is taking the rage bait for our entertainment. He’s a true soldier. Mad respect for him!

[@leopard2a786]

His sacrifice will be remembered 07

[@LaurentIpsum]

​@@Muscleman8562 that sounds like a really stupid thing to do

[@raging100]

Fr tho he gives the trolls exactly what they want

[@variamente6855]

Pretty sure charlie is having a shit ton of fun

[@pgbrofficialyoutube349]

@@raging100 Not really. The trolls want him to get actually angry. Charlie is obviously just having fun with it. I think that makes the trolls even angrier

[@carnivault]

his responses are actually things a third grader would say when upset. like “i can run faster than you” and “i bet i could beat you up” are not adult responses to feeling insulted

[@franksaddiction]

literally 💀

[@christosanagn.9041]

Wait 'till he reaches middle school and the girls go for the boy that runs faster than him.

[@alexgarcia3610]

"i have a GiRLFRiEND"!!!

[@infproducer30]

thousandth like :)

[@gingerbill128]

My dad can run faster than your Dad

[@LeonX29]

Funny thing about his house/car argument is that a property can increase tremendously in value, whilst a car howerver, will only ever go down in value over time.

[@Tex780]

Trying to win an argument to moist,you’d have a better time mining bedrock from Minecraft

[@thecardguy]

The part where Charlie talks about not needing money to be happy is so real.

[@MiggyBiggy]

Then how come the most financially and economically stable countries in the world have the highest happiness rate but the most famine filled countries have the saddest, care to explain?

[@dripp_dropp]

​@@MiggyBiggy "why does the stable country work better than the broken one" idk chief have no clue

[@accidentalgeniusxd2297]

@@MiggyBiggy why a lot of millionaires/billionaire goes through mid life crisis? Money just buys "pleasure" Not joy or satisfaction which stay for long period of time. A person can get joy by spending time with family. A person can get pleasure by buying expensive sh*ts (cars, gucci) etc. Money can buy pleasure but it can't buy joy and life satisfaction, if money could buy life satisfaction then a lot of millionaire won't have the thought of sui**ide at 30s.

[@Admirer-]

​@@MiggyBiggy It's not like people with money aren't sad either, statistics don't do shit for the people who actually have issues lmao.

[@MiggyBiggy]

@@dripp_dropp but doesn’t that just disprove the cliche “money can’t buy you happiness”?

[@cosmiceternity2033]

People often forget just how absolutely SHREDDED Charlie is under those baggy shirts. Dude should not be underestimated, lol.

[@xDbrad]

idk about shredded lmao

[@someonehasmyname]

an all caps “SHREDDED” is definitely a reach

[@MonoKard]

@@thotslayer9922 hm

[@yorulaney8563]

He runs around like 13% bodyfat at 155lbs 5'5. He's a fit dude but shredded is reserved for guys that are sub 10% and have a good ammount of muscle on their frame

[@creightonteringer4066]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo name*

[@LHS-xt3ee]

the "malnourished martian" lol

[@jeffryejeffrye]

Wow bro, his car costs more than a month worth of ad revenue! That’s actually wild

[@Clippidyclappidy]

I’m surprised he’s brave enough to call out Charlie, his biceps have their own gravitational sphere

[@MrPaxio]

"you shouldnt hit the gym until youre making 10k a month" *charlie starts making 10k a month and after starts working out*

[@upsetforever7643]

I mean he wants clout, there is no such thing as bad attention even what Charlie is now doing is giving him free press.

[@MoGumbo_]

@@upsetforever7643 yeah but even with the bad press, its gonna last for 2 days then fizzle out

[@UppaLipKid]

He forgot about triceps

[@swizzyLits]

The fact that charlie doesn't even disclose even once that his a millionaire himself speaks volume about his character and dedication

[@FOSSIL13drums]

When I started the video I was honestly wondering if Charlie would take the bait, I’m glad he didn’t. Truly wholesome.

[@crowdemon_archives]

Why disclose net worth when it means very little in this situation lmao

[@mixedvibes9613]

@@crowdemon_archives cuz the douchebag kept going on about his status

[@jooei2810]

Charlie is a class act!

[@faxmine]

Honestly, I wish people were more like that. Instead of buying expensive things for clout, you decide to put the money towards shit you like, like making a fucking comic book and making an animated series of that comic book, or starting a fucking wrestling series. More people should do this, rather than putting money towards shit that you you just use to flounder around that you're rich. Edit: spelling

[@queden1841]

a 570s is literally one of the, if not the, cheapest supercar you can get. The notoriously unreliable and to see how many people try to use these as a flex bc that's what they could get a loan for makes me laugh

[@thui7889]

10k a month before taxes is still bs in today’s world

[@thecriticalknight8646]

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words also hurt, fight me" - This guy (probably)

[@apolloniakageaki1711]

😂😂😂

[@noyou3083]

Real shid

[@minhnghiem9623]

i dont think sticks and stone will break his bones i think jsut the wind blowing by the glass of his "not rented" mc-laren

[@apocalypticsword5524]

Gold XD

[@mrtheminecraftminer1]

@@minhnghiem9623 lmfao for real, I said in some other comment “he is one sneeze away from a broken rib cage”🤣

[@EmmettXIV]

He needs a whole security team to protect himself from Charlie lol

[@noobzo-0896]

And from his insecurities

[@CheeseAndCrackers_]

@@noobzo-0896No security team is able to do that

[@noobzo-0896]

@@CheeseAndCrackers_ ikr

[@noobzo-0896]

I meant he is so damn insecure

[@mikeoxlong3391]

@@CheeseAndCrackers_ Maybe he needs an insecurity team lmao

[@kennedydyer]

Charlie why is one of your biceps bigger than the other? Love you buddy

[@ofwje]

150k is only if you use a contracting agency. they charge over 70 percent over what they pay the security guy. security is a near minimum wage job.

[@FutureAbe]

Him: “I don’t need to lift because I have a high intellect” Also him: “FIGHT ME, BRO!”

[@vihmaussivenitaja]

Also him: calls men who go to gym stupid, and proceeds to say that taking pre-workout is making them "MORE STUPIDER" :D High intellect indeed

[@stanf1253]

​@Vilma Vanderloss I found that hilarious as well. People learn that use of grammer is incorrect in like, the third grade? When you embarrassed yourself xD. It's funny to hear an adult with a cocky and pretentious personality say that 🤣

[@jonknestrick5219]

@@vihmaussivenitaja I died. Zero self-awareness!

[@ngoclamtruong5033]

That guy has all seven deadly sins in him: Pride: He egotistical as hell Greed: Always flex his moneys Lust: Claiming that he can just steal anyone girl Envy: He hate people who work out to have a healthy body, and still coping that he can do better without have to work out Sloth: Again, he doesn't want to work out at all Wrath: He pissed off just because Charlie hurt his feeling Gluttony: He really want to have a taste of Charlie fists

[@peopleperson360]

Considering Charlie is Jesus, this guy would get smote.

[@sgtmonkeypirate]

@Makima Enjoyer wonder why 😂 We’re all sinful my man

[@Nighty-N]

Kinda reminds me of a certain Content Cop from idubbbz...

[@andrewzhan5207]

dang, nailed that guy

[@Zizpy]

That actually makes fucking sense lol

[@5ire450]

the funny thing about Charlie is that he acts calm when he sees intense stuff

[@Bakugan-V-Edits]

or when he pulled out those guns to explain to Sneako that mags arent clips with a same face XD

[@austinwarren6842]

Any time I'm feeling bad about myself, I remember this guy exists

[@matthewbergeron3641]

5:27 "I'll box this guy.. Well I'll.. I'll do something with this guy. Well he can't out run me. Yea yea I can beat him in a race" How quick he was to change it from a boxing match to a run away contest

[@Gloves-T-Catzero]

5 seconds, I perceive.

[@Jama-gh4cx]

He thinks cause his car got 800 lbs of torque he does im a mech and see these types alot

[@karkasam1318]

Strange how he went from a contact sport to a competition to who can avoid competition faster

[@moltengears7483]

Smaller people tend to get the illusion that they are fast for some reason

[@PerN1660]

So rare to see a dude with some decent muscle, not being completely delusional about his fighting skills.

[@tylerdenitto1494]

He ain’t got much muscle he’s just lean u can see his biceps when he’s shirtless he’s average

[@Creamy_parkkk]

​@@tylerdenitto1494 he's below average

[@holleringsmith3837]

Yeah, Charlie doesn’t have “decent muscle” whatsoever lmao. He’s lean because he barely eats. He’s probably extremely weak. The other guy is the exact same way.

[@rensbrand5176]

I'm pretty sure Charlie works out so he's definitely not weak.

[@datboytc]

@@holleringsmith3837 U should look up pics of him then

[@Mysterymakesedits]

that stickman was instigating a problem that doesn’t exist💀

[@spike-4219]

That man couldn't box his shadow.

[@OiSarko]

charlie is basically a beef magnet yet disposes of it so efficiently its genuinely funny

[@OiSarko]

@@micnorton9487 Ok?

[@Ishouldprobablyhidemynamelol]

By beef I think they meant internet drama

[@shyyeen7681]

Charisma 100

[@liabetes5378]

@@micnorton9487 how much salvia did you smoke before you commented?

[@kayleecrane4855]

@@micnorton9487 what the fuck is even your point LMFAO

[@kylespevak6781]

Imagine challenging someone to a race as an adult

[@ChantingInTheDark]

Right, it's the kind of crap you'd do as a kid! LMAO

[@frankkirkman5994]

It's the white version of a dance off..

[@farinafranqui]

​@@frankkirkman5994 wtf?

[@frankkirkman5994]

@Farina Franqui what? It is...

[@bonesmccoy1468]

i could so beat you at tic tac toe try me

[@memesfordiscord693]

the funny thing is, Critikal could easily beat that paper straw into the state they become after 5 seconds in a carbonated drink.

[@aquelecara5629]

I love that the most watched part of the video is when he flexes his biceps

[@scottpotato151]

I can literally feel how insecure and broken he is.

[@Marxistnazi]

If he fought critikal than he would be broken fr. Lol

[@ItsShithead]

@Bill Clinton Enjoyer lmao

[@tsunades106s]

@Bill Clinton Enjoyer I dont wanna seem like some fake fool on social media telling you random lies but if you are truly depressed it does get better if you let it, just don't leave yourself to go down even further and i hope you get out of it.

[@ryugurena3327]

​@Don't Read My Profile Photo No one will click on you

[@lyingonthekitchenfloorasus608]

do you know what this dudes name is on yt