Do Luck Crystals Actually Work

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[@Arc_Viper]

You have to insert the crystals rectally so you can really feel the luck transferring to you.

[@GravitasZero]

Good point, hopefully in a next video!

[@dankmersi4282]

Available on the patreon

[@Sporkyyyy]

Count me the luckiest guy in the world then, gonna make me a set of anal beads out of those smooth tumbled rocks you get at gift shops and send my luck into overdrive

[@LeeVoolHM]

Only fans only $20 a week

[@tarantinos11thfilm]

We are now One step closer to solving the hans Niemann cheating allegations

[@stoneblood9864]

I had an employee one time ask me if he could have the day off to “charge his crystals” because it was a “full moon out.” I laughed so hard i couldn’t say no. I was like “Absolutely dude, charge one for me while you’re at it.” 😂

[@hry4539]

Thats wild, people believe in anything these days and its so funny

[@bignig7223]

Well did he charge one for you 😂 mf out here with soul gems from Skyrim 😂

[@vinceabbott5438]

@@hry4539 People believed way wilder shit back in the day. Modern day is actually pretty sober to that kind of bs

[@ArashiHayato]

Honestly the idea that you let an employee have a day off for a moon viewing ceremony is amazing. there are many cultures and practices around the world that view full moons as important nights and sadly our modern society does not usually give us the time to actually enjoy these ancient celestial holidays. Regardless of the reason, letting them have this special occasion shows your a compassionate person.

[@joshmulligan950]

Did he charge you a premium for the service? Because it sounds like he scammed you

[@Chabiratto]

I like crystals from a geological standpoint rather than a spiritual one. They are so nice to look at and the science behind them is fascinating

[@izzafizza339]

Ya

[@undercoverspy123]

I think the part that pisses me off the most about the woohoo around Gems/Crystals/Rocks is they are already so fascinating, the elements that comprise them, how the crystals form, the conditions required to shape them, and just a pure aesthetic appeal, they really don't need any extra fantasy attached to them they are already whimsical in nature.

[@johnfairweather7012]

It's a misunderstanding carried over from alchemy. Ancient alchemy would assign different affects to different minerals. People don't look at history and thus it repeats. Basically it's just because back in history people would say that quartz was a medium to seal demons into and could be used to find treasure

[@spoon7053]

@@johnfairweather7012 sealing demons? now that’s actually badass. Rock sellers these days are all about aligning the stupid chakras and feeling “energized” by holding the tiny $4 pebble you bought.

[@wildwyatxbox]

@@spoon7053For real. If they said that this rock is prophesized to seal away Lord Scrotum Snatcher the Chastised, I would absolutely buy that shit

[@dommyboysmith]

Facts. I found a large pink and white quartz stone digging years ago and it's been a shelf decoration since. Screw all the mumbo jumbo it just looks cool 😄

[@richardchargingcloud6590]

you gota believe

[@Raven_Leblanc]

Dude, I love crystals. They're really pretty. I spent half a year learning all the chemical structures and types of crystal formation in a course at uni. Made me appreciate them even more. Just makes you think about how the conditions have to be so extreme as to create those structures.

[@tuukka1827]

Mdma crystals are the best

[@Sirtroublectank]

Bro payed money to major in crystals, doubt I could to anything with a crystal degree

[@savemori968]

​@chasesnarr geology and chemistry degrees are actually decent if you're looking to get into R&D for mining companies or any labwork requiring synthesis 👍🏽

[@macdogg2626]

In that half a year did u notice any magical powers

[@Andy.G8]

@@SirtroublectankBro doesn’t know about geology 🤣

[@Bonkers9846]

If Charlie kept the Crystals on him at all times I think he would be unstoppable

[@johannderjager4146]

His sex-toys would be more powerful.

[@Seeräuberei]

Charlie would turn into his operagx background

[@InstagramUser2]

Retteb si tnetnoc ym esuaceb, pleh rof smaercs DNA seirc elttil rieht raeh ot slrig elttil epar ot evol I! 😂👌

[@_osage-chan]

@MIMIC MAN keep yourself safe

[@seeyouinthecosmos3397]

The editing on the video is perfect

[@tristandaries1129]

As someone who mines his own crystals, I hate having to talk to people about their magic powers. They’re just nice looking rocks that I like collecting

[@angulinhiduje6093]

just w ait until you collect enough magic rocks to summon a demon

[@ChrisFoolBH]

Fair enough

[@g3bab]

I’m a geologist and I like wearing jewelry made out of unpolished rocks and people keep asking “ah, so you also love to charge your omega chakra ultra unicorn space beam wavelength radiation turbo microwave mystical powers?”

[@seismixx]

Can you eat it? Ngl these looks delicious.

[@anthropomorphicpeanut6160]

@@seismixx you can at least once

[@floopanimates1846]

I recommend grinding it into a fine powder and then sprinkle some on the lottery tickets. Before you scratch away, you may wanna take a big sniff of the crystal "powder" to enhance your experience and luck.

[@forcemarine]

A blood vessel just burst in my eye but I do feel luckier.

[@Azurethewolf168]

@@InstagramUser2 for context this guy wrote backwards that he likes to hear little girls in pain and r*pe them and his content is better, it’s not some other language like I assumed at first

[@riphavicz]

Instructions unclear: I am now High

[@ToxicFruitSnack]

Hmmmmm

[@bushcatbandit2566]

I AM BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT)

[@marcusfenix8526]

Love the "DO Crystals WORK?" With Charles staring at the camera. Also I've never seen such caveman tactics to scratch a lottery ticket, man grab rock😂😂😂.

[@TheLotusBorn]

I'm still waiting for the video titled "I Tried an Enema" where both you and Matt finally begin to craft my enema tier list day by day. Week by week. I need this information and you are the only one i trust with this information Charles. Please

[@cherrybramble]

im also in desperate need of this enema tier list, preferably before college starts up again

[@Seed]

Even the most powerful stone can't help starforge PCs fix there penis logo.

[@Adagm]

You made me go back and look at it.... that's actually a dick.

[@prens19]

@@juulovehjust report and move on they want engagement

[@stamos2547]

​@PLEX632 Keep Yourself Safe

[@bushcatbandit2566]

I AM BETTER THAN PENGUINZ01 (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT)

[@stamos2547]

@@bushcatbandit2566 Keep Yourself Safe too 😁😁

[@sway_onthetrail]

You should make this a series but extend it even further. Like investigate ghosts or the swamp apes one time in wacky ways and shit.

[@BeIowthewaves]

@MIMIC MAN Elbeebo

[@skaetur1]

Can ghosts go through doors, or is it like fire?

[@shadedway5277]

Really sorry but I think I'm out of the loop What do you mean by THE swamp apes. Why do swamp apes get a concerning 'the' before them? Should I be concerned if I see an ape in a swamp??

[@korncobb8808]

do u guys remember when one of the guys pranked Charlie into thinking he was cursed bc he dripped red food coloring into some weird tiktok ritual thing he was doing (I CANT REMEMBER THE CONTEXT)

[@veikkoveljanen7475]

Swamp apes are serious business My man.. never disrespect swamp apes or they come and poop on your carpet!

[@kid10249595]

I like how this showcased how the lottery system is pretty much a scam given half the tickets gave back the initial cost just so people are enticed to keep playing.

[@jamieeddolls5605]

It isn't a scam per se because you can win, it's just a money grab that appeals to those that believe they are the main character

[@Krranski]

Crystals are a scam and lottery is a scam (overall). Both are basically just donations to whoever the person is getting the crystals and gambling with.

[@lukasg4807]

​@@jamieeddolls5605they're a tax on poor people

[@canihavesomeserotonin438]

@@Krranski at least you have a nice rock when you buy a crystal

[@icancounto9994]

It the idiot tax.

[@AA-qd7vk]

I love the videos where it's Charlie and the the boys just goofing off they're honestly my favorite besides the olden days silly fake infomercials or the cooking videos

[@exiiesaid8004]

LEGIT and I mean this with 100% truthfulness. That is the only add I have watched willingly in years! So goofy and not taken too seriously. I love it. Great job to Starforged for sponsoring the moist one.

[@rileyrupert5231]

Mr ballen and wendogoon do amazing adds too 😂

[@bitupr8458]

Dude, starforge, get OFF of your alt account and go away.

[@exiiesaid8004]

@@bitupr8458 ew

[@goldenchild5296]

​@@bitupr8458 yo I'm so glad I'm not the only who read that and thought it felt like an ad 😂

[@jontesty1011]

But... the luck was already set when you bought them. Your crystals were still packed up then. Make a necklace or a suit of armor from your crystals and go buy more tickets.

[@kaileyx34]

👆👆

[@irirjhrhr4645]

fuel his gambling addiction

[@marcogenovesi8570]

that's not how luck works. You need to lick the crystals

[@LeviWarkentin]

Schrödinger's Cat

[@bruhmomento3007]

I thought you're supposed to make potions from them??? I was drinking stone juice for nothing??

[@Adurite]

charlie playing with crystals looks like a little kid playing with playdough

[@kaskea]

Man its been a while since ive heard playdough man its been a while ( i just said the same sentence twice 😂)

[@ninjuani]

@@p-__ no your farts doesn’t stink

[@captainjack6272]

​@@p-__... Bro what

[@johannderjager4146]

​@@captainjack6272, it's a bot, don't interact with it and report it for spam instead.

[@kev3773]

Why tf a Roblox limited selling site is on here

[@Defexio]

Disregarding all of the esoteric new age mumbo jumbo, I love gems and minerals! It blows my mind that the vast majority are non organic, (so they didn't evolve to be like this) and yet they still come in so many gorgeous and interesting varieties.

[@johannderjager4146]

You and I love them for the same reason, but we differ in our view on the Crystal Cultists. You seem indifferent, I hate them with every fiber of my being and hope they all drink herbal tea with powdered cinnabar and orpiment mixed in it.

[@bushcatbandit2566]

I AM BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT)

[@neonbootygt]

of course it didnt evolve its a rock

[@Ilivedbih]

It's really beautiful, I want to buy one just to have it as a decoration lol

[@raigne86]

I enjoy collecting palm stones because I just like carrying them around and learning about what they're made of. My husband told be that he doesn't believe in crystals. They aren't real. And I rolled my eyes and said, "Minerals are real. The earth is literally made of them." He stopped being obstinate about it when he realized I just like shiny rocks.

[@acashew4346]

I grew up next to a rock museum. I was obsessed with rocks, minerals, fossils, and crystals growing up, and the science behind how they are formed. Then, after everyone around me became a teenager, people assumed that I thought I was using them for magic healing purposes, because they do too. I lost faith in the intelligence of general people pretty quickly after that.

[@walter-vq1fw]

Just wait until you find out about religions

[@fungustheclown666]

Genuinely don't know where y'all are finding these ppl. I've collected mass amounts of crystals over the years, since young childhood, wear then often, and share them with people and I've never gotten people accusing me of being part of their religion. And I live in one of the most leftist and fake-hippy states in the entire U.S.

[@CrazyLoveOwl]

My cat passed away a few months ago and her name was Carnelian. Never knew the stone was associated with so much but Im happy to hear it

[@dylaroo24]

This is actually kinda funny for me, I was diagnosed with cancer when I was five, and I still have it today at the age of 24. Obviously it was a really fucked situation so everyone in my family was having a really hard time, but my mother was friends with two of these stone healing people, so she thought "Why not? Try everything at this point". So she started bringing them home and me as a 5 year old just thought the stones were pretty and cool, so I started buying them for fun, sorta like a card collection thing. Was actually kinda fun, but I mostly just did it to put my mother at ease. I still have a bunch of those stones to this day. These ones are huge though, the ones I got were much smaller, usually not much bigger then your thumbnail.

I hope you recover man

[@doku367]

What kind of cancer?

[@dylaroo24]

@@doku367 Stage 4 neuroblastoma, a cancer of the nervous system. Stage 4 meaning it’s metastasised in my bones. There was a large tumour in my abdomen wrapped around major arteries, and spots in my left arm, left side skull (the bone not the brain), hips, pelvis, and lower spine. I got treatment here in Australia at first at one of the best children’s hospital in the country, but we faced horrific treatment at this hospital and it was borderline a human rights violation, but that’s a different story I’ll tell if people are interested. After 6 months of treatment (mostly just chemotherapy) in Australia, my doctor said to my mother, grandmother, and me (a 5yr old) “The life saving surgery to remove the tumour in his abdomen is too risky and we refuse to attempt it. Your son has 2 months left to live, take him home and love him.” real scumbag this guy. My family refused to accept that, so they started a fund raiser and sold everything they spent their entire lives building to raise half a million dollars to go get treatment in the US. My family had bought a nice house in a nice new development area, we were set to have a nice middle class life for our family, white picket fence and all, we sold it all. Thanks to selling everything and the donations of generous people, I managed to get the surgery in America to remove the tumour at a hospital called “Memorial Sloan Kettering” in New York City, it was successful and it saved my life. I still had cancer in my bones so I started doing every kind of cancer treatment you can think of, we managed to clear up the spots in my left side skull and left arm, but I still have spots in my hips, pelvis and lower spine to this day nearly decades later. My body rejected most everything both medicines and cancer, the cancer didn’t spread, but the medicine wasn’t getting rid of it. So we lived in NYC for nearly 9 years, and after being stable to whole time and havi;g tried everything, we decided to move back to Australia with not a cent to our name. Luckily some family helped us out and we managed to find a place to rent, but we are dirt poor and our landlord is talking about selling the property. Which is really bad since Australia is having a horrible housing crisis right now due to covid and stuff. Most likely we’ll have to move to the country side and my life will pretty much be over at that point. I’m struggling to find a way to have a life here in the suburbs of Melbourne, I can’t find work, I can’t drive (too many painkillers and have no way of affording a car, let alone space to park it.) I can barely walk a few blocks without intense back pain and shortness of breath. So I almost never leave the house and thus have no friends to speak of, I’ve spent the last decade in almost complete isolation from the outside world. So even here in the suburbs I’m staring at the strong possibility of dying alone, but in the country it’s basically certain. But that’s my life atm, so I just gotta deal with it, having strong mental health is one thing I’ve got going for me. I’ve always been good at disassociating and focusing on things I enjoy like shows and gaming, so at least I have that going for me. But at the same time humans are social creatures and start to go crazy after long periods of isolation, part of me wonders how it’s effected me, or if it’ll start to effect me in the future. Dunno what’ll happen, but I don’t have a whole lot of choice over my situation. That’s pretty much my life story. Edit: Funny thing was that the doctor that said to my face I would be dead in 2 months here in Australia, he wrote an article saying that my efforts in America was a waste of money and resources and that I would die any day now. The only reason we didn’t sue was because A. We were broke, and B. He didn’t use my first name, he used my middle name “Little boy Jack” was the term he used, Jack being my middle name. The details made it extremely clear he was talking about me, he named the Stage 4 neuroblastoma with a large tumour wrapped around major arteries in my abdomen, the spots in my bones, the treatments I’d done, his prognosis, and that we’d raised half a million to get treatment in America. It was all too obvious who he was writing about despite him using an extremely common name like “Little boy Jack”.

[@doku367]

@@dylaroo24 Interesting. I'm an oncology laboratory student so I'm always curious about that stuff.

[@ninakore]

@@dylaroo24 I live in regional Australia and it isn’t that bad. I also have chronic illnesses and while there aren’t hundreds of specialists around the populations are low enough that for the docs we have the waiting lists are short. There’s plenty of work availability. I think you’ll find a smaller city/town a more relaxing place to be.

[@azureth9544]

I loved when one person put crystals on her/his steering wheel making her/his airbag into DIY claymore mine.

[@LivingInTheStardust]

That's so fucked lok

[@LivingInTheStardust]

Lol*

[@orang1921]

Why not just say “their” ? I’m seeing so many people say “him/her” for little reason

[@LivingInTheStardust]

@@orang1921 ikr it's like extra steps 😭😂

[@sirrus6666]

it was a woman. i mean cmon

[@alfredsupersauce]

I think the very nature of luck makes it impossible for an object to be “lucky” at least not 100% of the time. If you have a crystal that gives you good fortune all the time it’s not really lucky, it just gives you super powers.

[@Vandalgia]

@RamenChef Except it does. It's called "chance", wise ass.

[@johannderjager4146]

​@RamenChef, science says it doesn't exist, but my life is so terrible that I question it every day.

[@knoobiez]

​@@johannderjager4146 science can't explain everything

[@Azurethewolf168]

@RamenChef then explain how out of nowhere people just get a million dollars from the lottery

[@cman8995]

Being able to change probability, even by a single percent, is already a super power, and it doesn't exist.

[@Omlet221]

They should have done a bracket where they each get a crystal and pick a card and whichever wins more money goes to the next round

[@HeisenbergFam]

Its nice of Matt to vibe with his son Charlie, such a great family

[@alecksjr]

you walked so charlie could run

[@HisenBeans]

Bro how are u ever where

[@d4shka330]

I'm sure you know a lot about crystals Heisenberg

[@Th3Watch3r]

😂

[@rabbitttz]

@@HisenBeansbot

[@Chad_Losey]

Please do more experiments on controversal issues like this. You can test things like: Is the sky blue? Does the month you're born in have a signifigant impact on your life? Does the cow go moo?

[@bushcatbandit2566]

I AM BETTER THAN PENGUINZ01 (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT)

[@xxsegaxx]

Uhhhh is this really controversial? More controversial than the zodiac signs?

[@WilliamLucas-uk8zk]

Joe Mama goes moo ngl

[@hazyrays994]

@@xxsegaxx it was a joke

[@doctertroncat3147]

Do brown cows make chocolate milk?

[@MelangeToastCrunch]

Honestly, I've always posited that good luck charms and other trinkets like that *do work*. Not because of innate mystical power. Rather, based on the placebo effect. Which is honestly pretty fucking cool in its own right. The placebo effect actually has healing physical properties. If you feel you're getting better, your health will improve to a degree. And considering that chronic stress is just straight up bad for you, having some "good vibe" charm actually makes sense, from a psychological standpoint. Makes you feel better, so it makes you less stressed out, which helps you make better decisions in the long term. Honestly, that is a kind of good luck. Makes sense why so many cultures do it, honestly. Edit: Grammar and polish

[@InstagramUser2]

Retteb si tnetnoc ym esuaceb, pleh rof smaercs DNA seirc elttil rieht raeh ot slrig elttil epar ot evol I! 😂👌

[@Azurethewolf168]

Spot on. This same thing happens with things like shamanistic healing and doctors giving you medication that doesn’t really do anything, but because you trust that person and because in the past that same thing you’ve taken it done has helped you, you believe it worked

[@katteekeyap453]

Not many people acknowledge it as placebo, they just say it blatantly makes you luckier and has good fortune.... That's what I hate about it

[@Azurethewolf168]

@@katteekeyap453 well that’s how a placebo works right

[@NinjaSanji]

@@Azurethewolf168 True you have to believe for a placebo to work

[@coffekup]

The editing is powerful, I almost feel the crystalline essence coming in me

[@hunterwolfiv]

🤨

[@plexxarbiitch]

Oh I can feel it coming all the way inside me

[@W3r3gam3r]

I don't believe in this either, but a better experiment is taking each crystal separately to the store to buy the lotto tickets. Since your luck was already decided at the store, not when you scratch it.

[@Ghostsoulless]

Judging by this comment, it seems like you might believe it a bit..

[@Mmmm-lx9vb]

The video is clearly to poke fun at the bullshit beliefs and not to conduct a serious scientific experiment

[@stupididiot9336]

@@Mmmm-lx9vb well yeah but if they're gonna do it they should commit fully to the bit, no? lol besides, it's not like carrying the rocks with them to the store would be that big of a hassle

[@lubraethecat]

​@Ghostsoulless they just want more joke content like this, probably

[@luis_enzo]

Can you do a Tierlist on how they taste?

[@bushcatbandit2566]

I AM BETTER THAN PENGUINZ01 (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT)

[@GoldSteinyt]

"the newspaper keep the luck in" is probably the best phrase to summarize the all lucky crystals thing

[@beautybard]

I love the bingo/crossword ones. If I'm gonna possibly lose money, I would at least like a fun activity in exchange.

[@Ash29922]

I know 😂😂😂😂 those ones are a pain in the ass though they make you think you’re gonna win sometimes when you get 2 words and you need 3 to get atleast $2 back 💀💀💀

[@proc007]

The overwhelming confusion in Matt’s face when it pans to him at 5:27 😂

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

I love collecting crystals cuz I love rocks in general and I'm also a bit spiritual (no i don't think shungite cures cancer but I like keeping a little bit of jade in my pocket for good luck), but this video is fucking hilarious. Also the editing is really good!

[@asmrdude8487]

A man of true luck. Little does Charlie know it requires skill.

[@hernandez31-_-]

I'm so excited for the thrilling conclusion on the next episode with the charged crystals!

[@pedrostormrage]

0:37 "We also have to tune with it, though" That's why they didn't quite work: "attuning to an item requires a creature to spend a short rest focused on only that item while being in physical contact with it" (a short rest takes at least 1 hour). Also, you should probably have had the crystals on you when you bought the lottery tickets.

[@FluffehStuff274]

The great miracle here is that the crystals arrived without damage. Quartz in particular breaks in shipping so easily.

[@ryuuookoumori1498]

The issue is that there's always excuses you can make to explain away undesirable results. eg. 70% of lottery winners go broke, so one could argue that quartz keeping you from winning anything is lucky. I'm curious what kind of experiment could be conducted to control for such things and actually show any sort of reliable results. I don't believe in crystal powers myself, but I'm always happy to see a good experiment

[@annienunyabiz6627]

You should take them to the gas station with you to buy the tickets. They're not gonna magically change them into winners after you've already bought them without your Luck +2 rocks.

[@EJN64]

couldn't he change himself into a winner tho?

[@mintoo2cool]

these warehouse videos with matt and team are always my favorite ones.

[@Bumbbleb]

As a crystal bitch who entirely believes in the energies of the world and crystals I throughly enjoyed this. No matter if you believe it or think it’s just delusional people making shit up I think they’re at the very least pretty and fun to learn about. Especially where they come from and how they’re made is so cool. And like the girl said you have to take care of them and do rituals and cleanse them and it gets me into a productive state of mine where even if it’s not actually doing anything it makes me feel good and happy about myself ya know.

[@Mona-.-]

At least you’re self aware

[@Fipsh]

Then become a geochemist or something

[@saykni]

nobody gives a schist!

[@bueb8674]

I'm very much a science-minded person, but even if crystal healing is 95% placebo, there could be something there. Put a bunch of atoms(a lot of it has to do with electrons) in a highly-ordered structure and you get all sorts of properties. Quartz is piezoelectric, under physical stress the atoms move and shift their electric field. Electricity from a rock. Natural magnets(electron spins aligned), and fluorescence of course(again, electrons)! I just recently found some minerals(Corundum, Fluorite, Sphalerite, Kyanite to name a few) fluoresce to give off infrared light(not thermal, rather NIR just past visible red). To me that's more interesting than a bright green fluorescent rock because I _can't_ see it. All this to say; crystals have many unique properties, of which we continually discover new ones. It's literally un-scientific to not research these claims, however under the lens of materialistic reductionism we won't find anything. That's a whole other topic...

[@anonymousv3071]

@B Ueb @B Ueb Yea, what has material reductionism done for us anyway. Einstein was probably a liar. You name several observable qualities and state those as reasons that ridiculous things such as magic healing or luck should be evaluated. If you're so "science-minded" then why don't you look into it yourself? No respectable scientist would waste time trying to prove magic.

[@xiaos_almond_tofu]

I love crystals. I have a lot of them. Tips: The left hand is the receiver, and the right hand is the giver. Also crystals worl over time and sometimes need to be clensed and charged before use (meditation, wearing, or holding).

[@johnfairweather7012]

Charlie, you have to really prep you Chi for these things. You have to do some shakes and then awaken your inner beast with some primal screaming. Go out on a full moon and drink rain water from a wolfs paw print. Only then can you can use your crystals. Also your have to get the impurities out of the crystal by licking it 9 times. After that its its really useful

[@MimiMeme0]

To use the stone like this, outstanding move for sure. Next time when I wish someone luck, I will just throw the luckstone at that person.

[@JamalCorrie]

I never believed in crystals but I did have one extremely unusual and intense experience. when I was 19 I used to hold this large selenite crystal while praying to test if it was real or not. one day after praying with the crystal, I fell asleep, and when I woke up I could feel this incredibly intense wave like energy coming from the crystal. I got up and felt the energy dissipate and when I went back to touch it, it resonated again. I never had that experience again, so I figured it was just in my head, something I ate or a really good sleep after positive thoughts, but its cool to think we can placebo ourselves into positivity like that. Maybe one day we'll learn more about them and find out they do have magical qualities like the child in us wishes they would be, but they're most likely just rock flowers.

[@makananigrace]

catch me referring to them strictly as "rock flowers" moving forward

[@user-zg4vf4wv8o]

it’s almost like you can feel the energy coming through your vain right? Every single thing has energy and vibrations

[@MarcelDerLPer]

PLACEBO IS A HELL OF A THING

[@punkizm]

Bro didn’t even charge his crystals under his cat first, cringe

[@OldNerdPlayingOldPCGames]

But they work because you're already so lucky that you can afford to spend money on such nonsense.

[@andres7690]

That tiger eye protected him from taking a 5 million dollar scratcher to a gas station

[@Zuignap]

Yes, definitely, crystal meth gives me power

[@Seeräuberei]

The true healing crystal

[@dreadlord1265]

Walter white⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@R3TR0J4N]

true

[@cryptid1k]

crystal WHAT

[@skippyboi3018]

Zuignap get up, we need to cook

[@yobnomekop]

"Too bad the crystal cant teach me to read" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kirosaki8897]

Bro there’s a finding Nemo ripoff called finding Jesus and it’s the most awful thing to ever exist

[@КГБКолДжорджКостанца]

😭😭😭😭 oh lord

[@Unconwheels]

My business just went bust, my dogs about to get put down, I now have a kid on the way with a homeless girl my mum can’t know about and yet I come to Charlie as he has good memories in my mind. Thanks Charlie you’re awesome!

[@orionbarnes1733]

Charlie's card: Ooga booga caveman use rock Matt's card: I'll be dividing my love into seven equal sections, or "love quadrants". Each quadrant will be worth 15 "love units", represented by these small brass marbles. You may use these marbles as currency amongst yourselves. Collect 35 units and you can trade those in for a beach towel with my face on it.

[@8BitVex]

I think the real problem here was that you didn't use the stones to choose the tickets. Next time let the stone choose which ones you get for the maximum luck stat 😎

[@theglowiesareinmywalls]

Matt not understanding how crossword puzzles work was pretty great

[@Charliedunlap08]

This is truly the greatest luck crystal moment of all time

[@bushcatbandit2566]

I AM BETTER THAN PENGUINZ01 (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT)

[@zeuszo_o1593]

Seeing Matt struggle with the word search ticket is crazy since I’ve been scratching those off for a long time

[@Mollypop_1]

Fun fact: a lot of crystals are just different colors of quartz. ie: amethyst is purple quartz and citrine is yellow quartz.

[@elomargalib]

I believe in crystals. The blue crystal that my chemistry teacher gave me is still working.👍

[@dylansmith592]

Im not a crystal power believer, but these guys should "charge" the crystals and take them with them to pick out the tickets. Thats where the luck would be needed.

[@PunkRaider]

I just like shiny rocks tbh. The crystal healing trend is a scam, but shiny is shiny. Only Crystal that gives power is crystal meth or the infinity stones.

[@RoyalConfetti]

LMAO I didn't expect that second part.

[@khronyk2455]

Always appreciate you finding the answers to the worlds toughest questions

[@phatshroom6662]

Well it obviously won’t change the outcome if the tickets are pre purchased. You gotta buy them with the Crystal and let it chose for you

[@-tr0n-]

Obviously these didn't work to their full power because the scratchers weren't purchased using the stones

[@chrislol4932]

I'd love an anime that's focused on the power of stones and have them tied to the characters so they can all have the same personality

[@ThatGuyWithTheBanana]

Inuyasha lol

[@catwithhands]

It exists as a cartoon show but it’s gay, it’s called Steven universe

[@Celine_stcsb]

I kind of believe in it, but more for self-soothing reasons. I feel way more calm and relaxed when I work with crystals, tarot cards and stuff like that. It brings me peace in a way 🥹 So I think it is kind of sad that it has such a bad reputation. Most people work with it for themselves. I usually don’t tell people because I will get judged SO hard 😅

[@xoxshylaxox5988]

I feel if it doesn't hurt you and it helps, people can do and believe in whatever they'd like 💜. The mind is a powerful thing and if crystals help you to heal and be a more positive person, all the power to you. I have a HUGE collection myself, but I collect them because I think they're gorgeous to look at lol. BUT because they're in my house and make me happy, in a way, they work lol. I just don't really like when people start pushing the narrative that they can help heal physical ailments. Mental? Absolutely 💜.

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

me too i always water down my reasons for collecting crystals bc i don't wanna make people think i'm insane. i love tarot and crystals and all that fun stuff just because it makes me happy. sure it won't predict the future or cure my toothaches but it brings me peace

[@ElixirOfEuphoria]

They have a negative reputation because they're tools of the modern day snake oil salesman. You can do anything you'd like in the privacy of your own home and believe what you will. The instant you try and sell them as a cure for people seeking help for real issues with no evidence what so ever to support your "magical" crystal/tarot claims, that's where the bad reputation is absolutely warranted. As long as it remains a hobby you keep to yourself and dont push on others its harmless, but unfortunately that's just not the case for a disturbingly large amount of people.

[@oatmeal5073]

seeing Charlie outside his room is like seeing a polar bear in the desert

[@Dominus-Noctis]

Loving this editing energy

[@noodleman4555]

I demand Charlie dress in the grey wig and beard for the rest of his content creation career. One of the most beautiful sights my eyes have witnessed.

[@Zehamas]

You guys should put the crystals in water! It really helps you see the actual design of the crystal. They are absoultely GORGOUES! When submerged!

[@coleblove2133]

I think you should hand the cashier a crystal and get them to mend their charkra with the crystal to pick out your tickets - no word searches though

[@InvaIidGaming]

Thanks for making these videos Charlie! I’ve always wondered what goes on in those special ED classrooms.

[@banaansteen3451]

I wouldve never imagined it actually looked so good for Melly in court. The prosecution rlly fxckin up

[@pp-on6cs]

The thumbnail of charlie scratching a scratch card with a crystal is just something i could not scroll past

[@MaoZedowner]

Fact of the day: If you weighed 100 pounds at the north pole on a spring scale, at the equator you would weigh 99.65 pounds, or 5.5 ounces less. Your mass, in grams, however would stay the same because 'grams' is a measure of the resistance of a body to being moved and has nothing to do with acceleration or gravity.

[@bushcatbandit2566]

I AM BETTER THAN PENGUINZ01 (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT)

[@fenrirr22]

Grams aren't a measure of resistance of a body being moved but a measure for both weight and mass, just like pounds, so you are only saying, that your weight and mass can be different, but it has nothing to do with pounds or grams that are the measure to both of these separate things.

[@DragonFries12]

Honestly something I find interesting is that some crystals can work if you really believe it because of the placebo affect. If you truly believe a rock is going to make you happier, it will!

[@queenpanda7080]

I laughed a bit when you said placebo affect 😂. Thought you were ganna say "I find it interesting that some crystals can work if you really believed in it because of some magical menifinstation style shit." But it took some other turn. 😂

[@Krranski]

I mean, I suppose, but it's not specific to any object. A fossilized turd could do the same thing, if someone believes enough. It's not inherently bad, but crystals and stuff are a still a scam. Though part of the effect can be the sacrifice or economic cost in getting the 'magic' items.

[@DragonFries12]

@Krranski I mean, crystals are also very pretty and make my crow brain happy but yeah it's just that a lot of people already believe in the effects of crystals. Otherwise, like you said, anything could have the same affect.

[@Krranski]

@@DragonFries12 Hah, I like the term you used, "crow brain". And yeah, you are right. The stones are pretty, can be used in art, and spiritual rituals (if the person is interested in that stuff). Someone in another thread reminded me of these things as well and I appreciate that. I am a scientist, so my mind tends to jump in specific directions when trying to analyze stuff. That's no excuse, but the perspective helps me understand myself a little better.

[@DragonFries12]

@Krranski I'm very much a sciencey person too, but I just find it interesting to learn about other beliefs. And honestly, if something makes you happy and isn't doing any harm, it's frankly no one's business to criticize that!

[@pepper-chan]

Personally I use crystals in my witchcraft practices but I know that it's not gonna do anything. Practicing witchcraft just makes me feel better about my mental health and be part of a nice community. Essentially witchcraft is just connecting with the earth so it's nothing crazy. Also they are shiny and rocks which I love rocks and shiny stuff.

[@MrTuneslol]

there's also the benefit of placebo, that's always been my big take with being a practicing Wiccan. Regardless of the actuality of the situation, much can be said about believing in the results, a lot of manifesting things can be attributed to he placebo effect which we still don't fully understand. Definitely seems like some weird form of "magic" at this point.

[@pepper-chan]

@@MrTuneslol Exactly and it's funny because I want to become a scientist and I practice such things🤣

[@MrTuneslol]

@@pepper-chan I'm a biomed engineer haha, when you get into higher level academics you start to recognize a lot of the things from esoteria inside different STEM fields. Of course a lot of it is trimmed away, but it's also important to keep an open mind in all things :) Good luck in your education!

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

i really love seeing these comments bc it makes me feel like i'm not the only one who actually likes the spiritual aspect

[@willvrtist]

That advertisement has me in stitches 😂😂

[@CyTheVi5099]

He must craft the lottery gauntlet, using all his crystals. He will be the luckiest being in the cosmos

[@bestmaaad]

I once dated a girl that really was into all this shit. Like REALLY into it. She didn’t want to have a first date on a day when the moon was “transitioning” so it took 1 month to see each other. And yes, she did charge her crystals on a full moon and yes she knew everything about astrology. Remember, never put your dick in crazy

[@filipkocis]

Damn

[@friedgreens]

Charlie’s sponsored segments are so cool

[@musclegeek1991]

Considering Charlie’s past affiliation with dildos, a Starforge sponsorship is perfect 😂

[@PerogiXW]

Crystal magic is the best kind because if it works you have magic crystals and if it doesn't work you still have crystals! No downsides.

[@user-nj1qc7uc9c]

seeing a lot of comments saying "you should have taken the crystals to the store when buying the tickets" just want to give a shout out to these people with their PhDs in luckology, that understand the science behind healing crystals

[@jake_of_the_jungle9840]

The person who was the previous owner of my house was a crystal freak, when I cleaned the basement after I bought the house I found a bunch and threw them somewhere in the yard. I hit a big chunk of quarts with the mower the other day

[@bushcatbandit2566]

I AM BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT)

[@whitemamba0089]

Lol

[@firstlast9855]

Should of sold them, they go for quite a bit of money sometimes

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

D: at least sell them bro

[@ImMarkiee]

Be careful with the quartz blaster, quartz absorbs negative vibrations, you could accidentally mag dump a weeks worth of bad vibes on someone in a second. Also you need a cleansing crystal to dispel the negative vibrations safely.

[@colt7526]

You sound insane 😂

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

isnt quartz supposed to be the cleansing crystal lmao

[@ImMarkiee]

@@_b_e_a_n_s_ kind of, it absorbs negative vibrations and so it can be cleansing to people and spaces that it's in. But it works like a sponge, after a while it gets full of bad energies and you need to cleanse it with a stone like selenite, putting it in moonlight, or burying it in sand or other earth. All that aside, I was just trying to make a silly gun safety joke.

[@bobocop69420]

I hate crystals. I had an ex who filled an entire room with about $10k worth of the things when we were struggling to make rent. Apparently some crystals are good for attracting wealth 🙃

[@johannderjager4146]

Really should've broken it off as soon as you learned she's a Crystal Cultist.

[@battlesheep2552]

Well they were certainly good for attracting wealth to whoever sold her the things

[@conkerredtail4688]

It obviously worked if she could afford 10k worth of crystals

[@ToxicFruitSnack]

@@p-__wtf

[@johannderjager4146]

@@ToxicFruitSnack, it's another bot that KZbin is too lazy and incompetent to deal with. Just report it for spam and do not interact with it in any way.

[@GibbsonTV]

There’s only one true magic crystal and that’s met-

[@chrise8275]

I would have never thought that I’d see the day that Charlie became a crystal girl.

[@50k_Challenge_with_0video]

Charlie’s voice is simultaneously depressing and uplifting at the same damn time....

[@10k_challenge_with_1_video]

Subbed

[@SoniasWay]

Charlie is probably the only person on this planet who doesn’t need any luck crystals

[@joshk1487]

Crystals give great energy, unfortunately it's in meth form

[@Supertansponge]

I have crushed up crystals in a ziplock bag, they give me a lot of happiness and i suggest you to get them if you are depressed

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's Fact: The 'Tamam Shud Case' in 1948 involved the discovery of a dead man on an Australian beach, with no clear explanation for his identity or cause of death.

[@VD1461]

wow thanks!

[@antsro]

i saw the explanation but i sadly forgot

[@mikewizard8649]

i sure love spending money on a rock that definitely totally unquestionably makes me luckier for just existing

[@vald4324]

This video is more edited than all of his other videos combined

[@KevinAxe8]

I like them from a stalker artefact standpoint (i have a thorn equipped right now)

[@vispev3123]

Blending crystals and shoving it through your sphincter processes it the best way. I use amethyst and pyrite to gain maximum gacha rolls and 50 trillion power in rise of kingdoms

[@chrisstanton70]

Basically, if you wait long enough, one day something good will happen to you and that's how you know the crystal works! XD