Do Luck Crystals Actually Work

[@Arc_Viper]

You have to insert the crystals rectally so you can really feel the luck transferring to you.

[@GravitasZero]

Good point, hopefully in a next video!

[@dankmersi4282]

Available on the patreon

[@REM_sheep]

Count me the luckiest guy in the world then, gonna make me a set of anal beads out of those smooth tumbled rocks you get at gift shops and send my luck into overdrive

[@tarantinos11thfilm]

We are now One step closer to solving the hans Niemann cheating allegations

[@Remember_Baker]

How many at a time? Asking for a friend.

[@Chabiratto]

I like crystals from a geological standpoint rather than a spiritual one. They are so nice to look at and the science behind them is fascinating

[@izzafizza339]

Ya

[@ImBonked9846]

If Charlie kept the Crystals on him at all times I think he would be unstoppable

[@johannderjager4146]

His sex-toys would be more powerful.

[@Seeräuberei]

Charlie would turn into his operagx background

[@InstagramUser2]

Retteb si tnetnoc ym esuaceb, pleh rof smaercs DNA seirc elttil rieht raeh ot slrig elttil epar ot evol I! 😂👌

[@twー]

@MIMIC MAN keep yourself safe

[@seeyouinthecosmos3397]

The editing on the video is perfect

[@undercoverspy123]

I think the part that pisses me off the most about the woohoo around Gems/Crystals/Rocks is they are already so fascinating, the elements that comprise them, how the crystals form, the conditions required to shape them, and just a pure aesthetic appeal, they really don't need any extra fantasy attached to them they are already whimsical in nature.

[@johnfairweather7012]

It's a misunderstanding carried over from alchemy. Ancient alchemy would assign different affects to different minerals. People don't look at history and thus it repeats. Basically it's just because back in history people would say that quartz was a medium to seal demons into and could be used to find treasure

[@spoon7053]

@@johnfairweather7012 sealing demons? now that’s actually badass. Rock sellers these days are all about aligning the stupid chakras and feeling “energized” by holding the tiny $4 pebble you bought.

[@wildwyatxbox]

@@spoon7053For real. If they said that this rock is prophesized to seal away Lord Scrotum Snatcher the Chastised, I would absolutely buy that shit

[@dommyboysmith]

Facts. I found a large pink and white quartz stone digging years ago and it's been a shelf decoration since. Screw all the mumbo jumbo it just looks cool 😄

[@richardchargingcloud6590]

you gota believe

[@Raven_Leblanc]

Dude, I love crystals. They're really pretty. I spent half a year learning all the chemical structures and types of crystal formation in a course at uni. Made me appreciate them even more. Just makes you think about how the conditions have to be so extreme as to create those structures.

[@tuukka1827]

Mdma crystals are the best

[@Sirtroublectank]

Bro payed money to major in crystals, doubt I could to anything with a crystal degree

[@savemori968]

​@chasesnarr geology and chemistry degrees are actually decent if you're looking to get into R&D for mining companies or any labwork requiring synthesis 👍🏽

[@macdogg2626]

In that half a year did u notice any magical powers

[@Andy.G8]

@@SirtroublectankBro doesn’t know about geology 🤣

[@tristandaries1129]

As someone who mines his own crystals, I hate having to talk to people about their magic powers. They’re just nice looking rocks that I like collecting

[@angulinhiduje6093]

just w ait until you collect enough magic rocks to summon a demon

[@ChrisFoolBH]

Fair enough

[@g3bab]

I’m a geologist and I like wearing jewelry made out of unpolished rocks and people keep asking “ah, so you also love to charge your omega chakra ultra unicorn space beam wavelength radiation turbo microwave mystical powers?”

[@seismixx]

Can you eat it? Ngl these looks delicious.

[@anthropomorphicpeanut6160]

@@seismixx you can at least once

[@floopanimates1846]

I recommend grinding it into a fine powder and then sprinkle some on the lottery tickets. Before you scratch away, you may wanna take a big sniff of the crystal "powder" to enhance your experience and luck.

[@forcemarine]

A blood vessel just burst in my eye but I do feel luckier.

[@riphavicz]

Instructions unclear: I am now High

[@PlutoniumSlums]

Hmmmmm

[@KamilSupinski41]

I AM BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT)

[@Miasaint10]

​@@forcemarine That's how you know it worked.

[@Seed]

Even the most powerful stone can't help starforge PCs fix there penis logo.

[@Adagm]

You made me go back and look at it.... that's actually a dick.

[@prens19]

@@juulovehjust report and move on they want engagement

[@Needviewsasafp]

​@PLEX632 Keep Yourself Safe

[@KamilSupinski41]

I AM BETTER THAN PENGUINZ01 (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT)

[@Needviewsasafp]

@@KamilSupinski41 Keep Yourself Safe too 😁😁

[@AA-qd7vk]

I love the videos where it's Charlie and the the boys just goofing off they're honestly my favorite besides the olden days silly fake infomercials or the cooking videos

[@TheLotusBorn]

I'm still waiting for the video titled "I Tried an Enema" where both you and Matt finally begin to craft my enema tier list day by day. Week by week. I need this information and you are the only one i trust with this information Charles. Please

[@cherrybramble]

im also in desperate need of this enema tier list, preferably before college starts up again

[@stoneblood9864]

I had an employee one time ask me if he could have the day off to “charge his crystals” because it was a “full moon out.” I laughed so hard i couldn’t say no. I was like “Absolutely dude, charge one for me while you’re at it.” 😂

[@hry4539]

Thats wild, people believe in anything these days and its so funny

[@bignig7223]

Well did he charge one for you 😂 mf out here with soul gems from Skyrim 😂

[@vinceabbott5438]

@@hry4539 People believed way wilder shit back in the day. Modern day is actually pretty sober to that kind of bs

[@ArashiHayato]

Honestly the idea that you let an employee have a day off for a moon viewing ceremony is amazing. there are many cultures and practices around the world that view full moons as important nights and sadly our modern society does not usually give us the time to actually enjoy these ancient celestial holidays. Regardless of the reason, letting them have this special occasion shows your a compassionate person.

[@joshmulligan950]

Did he charge you a premium for the service? Because it sounds like he scammed you

[@sway_onthetrail]

You should make this a series but extend it even further. Like investigate ghosts or the swamp apes one time in wacky ways and shit.

[@BeIowthewaves]

@MIMIC MAN Elbeebo

[@skaetur1]

Can ghosts go through doors, or is it like fire?

[@shadedway5277]

Really sorry but I think I'm out of the loop What do you mean by THE swamp apes. Why do swamp apes get a concerning 'the' before them? Should I be concerned if I see an ape in a swamp??

[@korncobb8808]

do u guys remember when one of the guys pranked Charlie into thinking he was cursed bc he dripped red food coloring into some weird tiktok ritual thing he was doing (I CANT REMEMBER THE CONTEXT)

[@veikkoveljanen7475]

Swamp apes are serious business My man.. never disrespect swamp apes or they come and poop on your carpet!

[@Adurite]

charlie playing with crystals looks like a little kid playing with playdough

[@kaskea]

Man its been a while since ive heard playdough man its been a while ( i just said the same sentence twice 😂)

[@ninjuani]

@@p-__ no your farts doesn’t stink

[@captainjack6272]

​@@p-__... Bro what

[@johannderjager4146]

​@@captainjack6272, it's a bot, don't interact with it and report it for spam instead.

[@chocolatematter]

Why tf a Roblox limited selling site is on here

[@Emml-Erl]

Love the "DO Crystals WORK?" With Charles staring at the camera. Also I've never seen such caveman tactics to scratch a lottery ticket, man grab rock😂😂😂.

[@exiiesaid8004]

LEGIT and I mean this with 100% truthfulness. That is the only add I have watched willingly in years! So goofy and not taken too seriously. I love it. Great job to Starforged for sponsoring the moist one.

[@rileyrupert5231]

Mr ballen and wendogoon do amazing adds too 😂

[@bitupr8458]

Dude, starforge, get OFF of your alt account and go away.

[@exiiesaid8004]

@@bitupr8458 ew

[@goldenchild5296]

​@@bitupr8458 yo I'm so glad I'm not the only who read that and thought it felt like an ad 😂

[@kid10249595]

I like how this showcased how the lottery system is pretty much a scam given half the tickets gave back the initial cost just so people are enticed to keep playing.

[@jamieeddolls5605]

It isn't a scam per se because you can win, it's just a money grab that appeals to those that believe they are the main character

[@Krranski]

Crystals are a scam and lottery is a scam (overall). Both are basically just donations to whoever the person is getting the crystals and gambling with.

[@lukasg4807]

​@@jamieeddolls5605they're a tax on poor people

[@canihavesomeserotonin438]

@@Krranski at least you have a nice rock when you buy a crystal

[@icancounto9994]

It the idiot tax.

[@Defexio]

Disregarding all of the esoteric new age mumbo jumbo, I love gems and minerals! It blows my mind that the vast majority are non organic, (so they didn't evolve to be like this) and yet they still come in so many gorgeous and interesting varieties.

[@johannderjager4146]

You and I love them for the same reason, but we differ in our view on the Crystal Cultists. You seem indifferent, I hate them with every fiber of my being and hope they all drink herbal tea with powdered cinnabar and orpiment mixed in it.

[@KamilSupinski41]

I AM BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT)

[@neonbootygt]

of course it didnt evolve its a rock

[@Ilive_420]

It's really beautiful, I want to buy one just to have it as a decoration lol

[@raigne86]

I enjoy collecting palm stones because I just like carrying them around and learning about what they're made of. My husband told be that he doesn't believe in crystals. They aren't real. And I rolled my eyes and said, "Minerals are real. The earth is literally made of them." He stopped being obstinate about it when he realized I just like shiny rocks.

[@azureth9544]

I loved when one person put crystals on her/his steering wheel making her/his airbag into DIY claymore mine.

[@LivingInTheStardust]

That's so fucked lok

[@LivingInTheStardust]

Lol*

[@orang1921]

Why not just say “their” ? I’m seeing so many people say “him/her” for little reason

[@LivingInTheStardust]

@@orang1921 ikr it's like extra steps 😭😂

[@sirrus6666]

it was a woman. i mean cmon

[@Omlet221]

They should have done a bracket where they each get a crystal and pick a card and whichever wins more money goes to the next round

[@coffekup]

The editing is powerful, I almost feel the crystalline essence coming in me

[@hunterwolfiv]

🤨

[@plexxarbiitch]

Oh I can feel it coming all the way inside me

[@jontesty1011]

But... the luck was already set when you bought them. Your crystals were still packed up then. Make a necklace or a suit of armor from your crystals and go buy more tickets.

[@kaileyx34]

👆👆

[@irirjhrhr4645]

fuel his gambling addiction

[@marcogenovesi8570]

that's not how luck works. You need to lick the crystals

[@LeviWarkentin]

Schrödinger's Cat

[@bruhmomento3007]

I thought you're supposed to make potions from them??? I was drinking stone juice for nothing??

[@dylaroo24]

This is actually kinda funny for me, I was diagnosed with cancer when I was five, and I still have it today at the age of 24. Obviously it was a really fucked situation so everyone in my family was having a really hard time, but my mother was friends with two of these stone healing people, so she thought "Why not? Try everything at this point". So she started bringing them home and me as a 5 year old just thought the stones were pretty and cool, so I started buying them for fun, sorta like a card collection thing. Was actually kinda fun, but I mostly just did it to put my mother at ease. I still have a bunch of those stones to this day. These ones are huge though, the ones I got were much smaller, usually not much bigger then your thumbnail.

I hope you recover man

[@doku367]

What kind of cancer?

[@dylaroo24]

@@doku367 Stage 4 neuroblastoma, a cancer of the nervous system. Stage 4 meaning it’s metastasised in my bones. There was a large tumour in my abdomen wrapped around major arteries, and spots in my left arm, left side skull (the bone not the brain), hips, pelvis, and lower spine. I got treatment here in Australia at first at one of the best children’s hospital in the country, but we faced horrific treatment at this hospital and it was borderline a human rights violation, but that’s a different story I’ll tell if people are interested. After 6 months of treatment (mostly just chemotherapy) in Australia, my doctor said to my mother, grandmother, and me (a 5yr old) “The life saving surgery to remove the tumour in his abdomen is too risky and we refuse to attempt it. Your son has 2 months left to live, take him home and love him.” real scumbag this guy. My family refused to accept that, so they started a fund raiser and sold everything they spent their entire lives building to raise half a million dollars to go get treatment in the US. My family had bought a nice house in a nice new development area, we were set to have a nice middle class life for our family, white picket fence and all, we sold it all. Thanks to selling everything and the donations of generous people, I managed to get the surgery in America to remove the tumour at a hospital called “Memorial Sloan Kettering” in New York City, it was successful and it saved my life. I still had cancer in my bones so I started doing every kind of cancer treatment you can think of, we managed to clear up the spots in my left side skull and left arm, but I still have spots in my hips, pelvis and lower spine to this day nearly decades later. My body rejected most everything both medicines and cancer, the cancer didn’t spread, but the medicine wasn’t getting rid of it. So we lived in NYC for nearly 9 years, and after being stable to whole time and havi;g tried everything, we decided to move back to Australia with not a cent to our name. Luckily some family helped us out and we managed to find a place to rent, but we are dirt poor and our landlord is talking about selling the property. Which is really bad since Australia is having a horrible housing crisis right now due to covid and stuff. Most likely we’ll have to move to the country side and my life will pretty much be over at that point. I’m struggling to find a way to have a life here in the suburbs of Melbourne, I can’t find work, I can’t drive (too many painkillers and have no way of affording a car, let alone space to park it.) I can barely walk a few blocks without intense back pain and shortness of breath. So I almost never leave the house and thus have no friends to speak of, I’ve spent the last decade in almost complete isolation from the outside world. So even here in the suburbs I’m staring at the strong possibility of dying alone, but in the country it’s basically certain. But that’s my life atm, so I just gotta deal with it, having strong mental health is one thing I’ve got going for me. I’ve always been good at disassociating and focusing on things I enjoy like shows and gaming, so at least I have that going for me. But at the same time humans are social creatures and start to go crazy after long periods of isolation, part of me wonders how it’s effected me, or if it’ll start to effect me in the future. Dunno what’ll happen, but I don’t have a whole lot of choice over my situation. That’s pretty much my life story. Edit: Funny thing was that the doctor that said to my face I would be dead in 2 months here in Australia, he wrote an article saying that my efforts in America was a waste of money and resources and that I would die any day now. The only reason we didn’t sue was because A. We were broke, and B. He didn’t use my first name, he used my middle name “Little boy Jack” was the term he used, Jack being my middle name. The details made it extremely clear he was talking about me, he named the Stage 4 neuroblastoma with a large tumour wrapped around major arteries in my abdomen, the spots in my bones, the treatments I’d done, his prognosis, and that we’d raised half a million to get treatment in America. It was all too obvious who he was writing about despite him using an extremely common name like “Little boy Jack”.

[@doku367]

@@dylaroo24 Interesting. I'm an oncology laboratory student so I'm always curious about that stuff.

[@ninakore]

@@dylaroo24 I live in regional Australia and it isn’t that bad. I also have chronic illnesses and while there aren’t hundreds of specialists around the populations are low enough that for the docs we have the waiting lists are short. There’s plenty of work availability. I think you’ll find a smaller city/town a more relaxing place to be.

[@luis_enzo]

Can you do a Tierlist on how they taste?

[@KamilSupinski41]

I AM BETTER THAN PENGUINZ01 (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT)

[@CrazyLoveOwl]

My cat passed away a few months ago and her name was Carnelian. Never knew the stone was associated with so much but Im happy to hear it

[@acashew4346]

I grew up next to a rock museum. I was obsessed with rocks, minerals, fossils, and crystals growing up, and the science behind how they are formed. Then, after everyone around me became a teenager, people assumed that I thought I was using them for magic healing purposes, because they do too. I lost faith in the intelligence of general people pretty quickly after that.

[@walter-vq1fw]

Just wait until you find out about religions

[@fungustheclown666]

Genuinely don't know where y'all are finding these ppl. I've collected mass amounts of crystals over the years, since young childhood, wear then often, and share them with people and I've never gotten people accusing me of being part of their religion. And I live in one of the most leftist and fake-hippy states in the entire U.S.

[@GoldSteinyt]

"the newspaper keep the luck in" is probably the best phrase to summarize the all lucky crystals thing

[@alfredsupersauce]

I think the very nature of luck makes it impossible for an object to be “lucky” at least not 100% of the time. If you have a crystal that gives you good fortune all the time it’s not really lucky, it just gives you super powers.

[@Vandalgia]

@RamenChef Except it does. It's called "chance", wise ass.

[@johannderjager4146]

​@RamenChef, science says it doesn't exist, but my life is so terrible that I question it every day.

[@knoobiez]

​@@johannderjager4146 science can't explain everything

[@cman8995]

Being able to change probability, even by a single percent, is already a super power, and it doesn't exist.

[@InstagramUser2]

Retteb si tnetnoc ym esuaceb, pleh rof smaercs DNA seirc elttil rieht raeh ot slrig elttil epar ot evol I! 😂👌

[@hernandez31-_-]

I'm so excited for the thrilling conclusion on the next episode with the charged crystals!

[@mintoo2cool]

these warehouse videos with matt and team are always my favorite ones.

[@jwmillion]

0:23 of you take away a S and add the letters: E, S, M, E, T, H it suddenly becomes a completely different scene

[@HeisenbergFam]

Its nice of Matt to vibe with his son Charlie, such a great family

[@alecksjr]

you walked so charlie could run

[@HisenBeans]

Bro how are u ever where

[@d4shka330]

I'm sure you know a lot about crystals Heisenberg

[@Th3Watch3r]

😂

[@rabbitttz]

@@HisenBeansbot

[@MelangeToastCrunch]

Honestly, I've always posited that good luck charms and other trinkets like that *do work*. Not because of innate mystical power. Rather, based on the placebo effect. Which is honestly pretty fucking cool in its own right. The placebo effect actually has healing physical properties. If you feel you're getting better, your health will improve to a degree. And considering that chronic stress is just straight up bad for you, having some "good vibe" charm actually makes sense, from a psychological standpoint. Makes you feel better, so it makes you less stressed out, which helps you make better decisions in the long term. Honestly, that is a kind of good luck. Makes sense why so many cultures do it, honestly. Edit: Grammar and polish

[@InstagramUser2]

Retteb si tnetnoc ym esuaceb, pleh rof smaercs DNA seirc elttil rieht raeh ot slrig elttil epar ot evol I! 😂👌

[@Supplement5617]

Not many people acknowledge it as placebo, they just say it blatantly makes you luckier and has good fortune.... That's what I hate about it

[@NinjaSanji]

@AzureWolf True you have to believe for a placebo to work

[@Skinnyypetee]

@@Supplement5617 yes that’s how placebo works

[@Supplement5617]

@@ShortsSoundsOfficial you look like a literal clown when you take a random ass stone and say that it can impact your life in a positive way... Acknowledge it as a placebo

[@Chad_Losey]

Please do more experiments on controversal issues like this. You can test things like: Is the sky blue? Does the month you're born in have a signifigant impact on your life? Does the cow go moo?

[@KamilSupinski41]

I AM BETTER THAN PENGUINZ01 (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT)

[@xxsegaxx]

Uhhhh is this really controversial? More controversial than the zodiac signs?

[@WilliamLucas-uk8zk]

Joe Mama goes moo ngl

[@hazyrays994]

@@xxsegaxx it was a joke

[@doctertroncat3147]

Do brown cows make chocolate milk?

[@proc007]

The overwhelming confusion in Matt’s face when it pans to him at 5:27 😂

[@khronyk2455]

Always appreciate you finding the answers to the worlds toughest questions

[@asmrdude8487]

A man of true luck. Little does Charlie know it requires skill.

[@FluffehStuff274]

The great miracle here is that the crystals arrived without damage. Quartz in particular breaks in shipping so easily.

[@beautybard]

I love the bingo/crossword ones. If I'm gonna possibly lose money, I would at least like a fun activity in exchange.

[@Ash29922]

I know 😂😂😂😂 those ones are a pain in the ass though they make you think you’re gonna win sometimes when you get 2 words and you need 3 to get atleast $2 back 💀💀💀

[@pedrostormrage]

0:37 "We also have to tune with it, though" That's why they didn't quite work: "attuning to an item requires a creature to spend a short rest focused on only that item while being in physical contact with it" (a short rest takes at least 1 hour). Also, you should probably have had the crystals on you when you bought the lottery tickets.

[@Dominus-Noctis]

Loving this editing energy

[@MimiMeme0]

To use the stone like this, outstanding move for sure. Next time when I wish someone luck, I will just throw the luckstone at that person.

[@theglowiesareinmywalls]

Matt not understanding how crossword puzzles work was pretty great

[@punkizm]

Bro didn’t even charge his crystals under his cat first, cringe

[@phatshroom6662]

Well it obviously won’t change the outcome if the tickets are pre purchased. You gotta buy them with the Crystal and let it chose for you

[@zeuszo_o1593]

Seeing Matt struggle with the word search ticket is crazy since I’ve been scratching those off for a long time

[@Charliedunlap08]

This is truly the greatest luck crystal moment of all time

[@KamilSupinski41]

I AM BETTER THAN PENGUINZ01 (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT)

[@W3r3gam3r]

I don't believe in this either, but a better experiment is taking each crystal separately to the store to buy the lotto tickets. Since your luck was already decided at the store, not when you scratch it.

[@Ghostsoulless]

Judging by this comment, it seems like you might believe it a bit..

[@Mmmm-lx9vb]

The video is clearly to poke fun at the bullshit beliefs and not to conduct a serious scientific experiment

[@stupididiot9336]

@@Mmmm-lx9vb well yeah but if they're gonna do it they should commit fully to the bit, no? lol besides, it's not like carrying the rocks with them to the store would be that big of a hassle

[@lubraethecat]

​@Ghostsoulless they just want more joke content like this, probably

[@andres7690]

That tiger eye protected him from taking a 5 million dollar scratcher to a gas station

[@orionbarnes1733]

Charlie's card: Ooga booga caveman use rock Matt's card: I'll be dividing my love into seven equal sections, or "love quadrants". Each quadrant will be worth 15 "love units", represented by these small brass marbles. You may use these marbles as currency amongst yourselves. Collect 35 units and you can trade those in for a beach towel with my face on it.

[@ryuuookoumori1498]

The issue is that there's always excuses you can make to explain away undesirable results. eg. 70% of lottery winners go broke, so one could argue that quartz keeping you from winning anything is lucky. I'm curious what kind of experiment could be conducted to control for such things and actually show any sort of reliable results. I don't believe in crystal powers myself, but I'm always happy to see a good experiment

[@johnfairweather7012]

Charlie, you have to really prep you Chi for these things. You have to do some shakes and then awaken your inner beast with some primal screaming. Go out on a full moon and drink rain water from a wolfs paw print. Only then can you can use your crystals. Also your have to get the impurities out of the crystal by licking it 9 times. After that its its really useful

[@OldNerdPlayingOldPCGames]

But they work because you're already so lucky that you can afford to spend money on such nonsense.

[@Unconwheels]

My business just went bust, my dogs about to get put down, I now have a kid on the way with a homeless girl my mum can’t know about and yet I come to Charlie as he has good memories in my mind. Thanks Charlie you’re awesome!

[@Trixless]

1:28 swole on standby

[@oatmeal5073]

seeing Charlie outside his room is like seeing a polar bear in the desert

[@yobnomekop]

"Too bad the crystal cant teach me to read" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@annienunyabiz6627]

You should take them to the gas station with you to buy the tickets. They're not gonna magically change them into winners after you've already bought them without your Luck +2 rocks.

[@EJN64]

couldn't he change himself into a winner tho?

[@shinkinshin001119]

Oh man, these edits are great.

[@highdave3052]

Feels straight out the 80s tv commercial

[@chrislol4932]

I'd love an anime that's focused on the power of stones and have them tied to the characters so they can all have the same personality

[@ThatGuyWithTheBanana]

Inuyasha lol

[@catwithhands]

It exists as a cartoon show but it’s gay, it’s called Steven universe

[@dylansmith592]

Im not a crystal power believer, but these guys should "charge" the crystals and take them with them to pick out the tickets. Thats where the luck would be needed.

[@friedgreens]

Charlie’s sponsored segments are so cool

[@zyorus8092]

Greatest KZbinr to date I feel like you literally meditated and read my mean comments through the universes waves and just produced straight gas content like it was grindtime 2006-2016

[@radbrad4678]

That Starforge sponsor was awesome

[@Bumbbleb]

As a crystal bitch who entirely believes in the energies of the world and crystals I throughly enjoyed this. No matter if you believe it or think it’s just delusional people making shit up I think they’re at the very least pretty and fun to learn about. Especially where they come from and how they’re made is so cool. And like the girl said you have to take care of them and do rituals and cleanse them and it gets me into a productive state of mine where even if it’s not actually doing anything it makes me feel good and happy about myself ya know.

[@Mona-.-]

At least you’re self aware

[@Fipsh]

Then become a geochemist or something

[@saykni]

nobody gives a schist!

[@bueb8674]

I'm very much a science-minded person, but even if crystal healing is 95% placebo, there could be something there. Put a bunch of atoms(a lot of it has to do with electrons) in a highly-ordered structure and you get all sorts of properties. Quartz is piezoelectric, under physical stress the atoms move and shift their electric field. Electricity from a rock. Natural magnets(electron spins aligned), and fluorescence of course(again, electrons)! I just recently found some minerals(Corundum, Fluorite, Sphalerite, Kyanite to name a few) fluoresce to give off infrared light(not thermal, rather NIR just past visible red). To me that's more interesting than a bright green fluorescent rock because I _can't_ see it. All this to say; crystals have many unique properties, of which we continually discover new ones. It's literally un-scientific to not research these claims, however under the lens of materialistic reductionism we won't find anything. That's a whole other topic...

[@anonymousv3071]

@B Ueb @B Ueb Yea, what has material reductionism done for us anyway. Einstein was probably a liar. You name several observable qualities and state those as reasons that ridiculous things such as magic healing or luck should be evaluated. If you're so "science-minded" then why don't you look into it yourself? No respectable scientist would waste time trying to prove magic.

[@Zuignap]

Yes, definitely, crystal meth gives me power

[@Seeräuberei]

The true healing crystal

[@dreadlord1265]

Walter white⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@R3TR0J4N]

true

[@cryptid1k]

crystal WHAT

[@jusscallmesoul]

Zuignap get up, we need to cook

[@-tr0n-]

Obviously these didn't work to their full power because the scratchers weren't purchased using the stones

[@banaansteen3451]

I wouldve never imagined it actually looked so good for Melly in court. The prosecution rlly fxckin up

[@johnmccrary6701]

Should have tapped them all to your hand to make your lucky crystal infinity gauntlet

[@coleblove2133]

I think you should hand the cashier a crystal and get them to mend their charkra with the crystal to pick out your tickets - no word searches though

[@kirosaki8897]

Bro there’s a finding Nemo ripoff called finding Jesus and it’s the most awful thing to ever exist

[@HaveanOreshnik]

😭😭😭😭 oh lord

[@Zehamas]

You guys should put the crystals in water! It really helps you see the actual design of the crystal. They are absoultely GORGOUES! When submerged!

[@Mollypop_1]

Fun fact: a lot of crystals are just different colors of quartz. ie: amethyst is purple quartz and citrine is yellow quartz.

[@cle4tle]

I think the stones didn't work because they didn't take off the sticker

[@elomargalib]

I believe in crystals. The blue crystal that my chemistry teacher gave me is still working.👍

[@MaoZedowner]

Fact of the day: If you weighed 100 pounds at the north pole on a spring scale, at the equator you would weigh 99.65 pounds, or 5.5 ounces less. Your mass, in grams, however would stay the same because 'grams' is a measure of the resistance of a body to being moved and has nothing to do with acceleration or gravity.

[@KamilSupinski41]

I AM BETTER THAN PENGUINZ01 (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT)

[@fenrirr22]

Grams aren't a measure of resistance of a body being moved but a measure for both weight and mass, just like pounds, so you are only saying, that your weight and mass can be different, but it has nothing to do with pounds or grams that are the measure to both of these separate things.

[@TheForeverScav]

Thanks for making these videos Charlie! I’ve always wondered what goes on in those special ED classrooms.

[@pp-on6cs]

The thumbnail of charlie scratching a scratch card with a crystal is just something i could not scroll past

[@navmn]

Love the editing, the intro looks like its straight from a 90's workout video

[@bestmaaad]

I once dated a girl that really was into all this shit. Like REALLY into it. She didn’t want to have a first date on a day when the moon was “transitioning” so it took 1 month to see each other. And yes, she did charge her crystals on a full moon and yes she knew everything about astrology. Remember, never put your dick in crazy

[@filipkocis]

Damn

[@Aloshi19]

crystals do work. anyone here tried crystal meth?

[@VocalVex]

I think the real problem here was that you didn't use the stones to choose the tickets. Next time let the stone choose which ones you get for the maximum luck stat 😎

[@noodleman4555]

I demand Charlie dress in the grey wig and beard for the rest of his content creation career. One of the most beautiful sights my eyes have witnessed.

[@Blazestrom05]

They should do this again but with CS cases

[@JamalCorrie]

I never believed in crystals but I did have one extremely unusual and intense experience. when I was 19 I used to hold this large selenite crystal while praying to test if it was real or not. one day after praying with the crystal, I fell asleep, and when I woke up I could feel this incredibly intense wave like energy coming from the crystal. I got up and felt the energy dissipate and when I went back to touch it, it resonated again. I never had that experience again, so I figured it was just in my head, something I ate or a really good sleep after positive thoughts, but its cool to think we can placebo ourselves into positivity like that. Maybe one day we'll learn more about them and find out they do have magical qualities like the child in us wishes they would be, but they're most likely just rock flowers.

[@makananigrace]

catch me referring to them strictly as "rock flowers" moving forward

[@MeishaKennedy]

it’s almost like you can feel the energy coming through your vain right? Every single thing has energy and vibrations

[@MarcelDerLPer]

PLACEBO IS A HELL OF A THING

[@jacobjohnson6384]

The only magical crystal I believe in is crystal meth.

[@radicalraccoons940]

It gives you special powers

[@musclegeek1991]

Considering Charlie’s past affiliation with dildos, a Starforge sponsorship is perfect 😂

[@WilliamWinsItAll]

22:24 oops the battery’s on my lucky crystals just died

[@CyTheVi5099]

He must craft the lottery gauntlet, using all his crystals. He will be the luckiest being in the cosmos

[@PunkRaider]

I just like shiny rocks tbh. The crystal healing trend is a scam, but shiny is shiny. Only Crystal that gives power is crystal meth or the infinity stones.

[@RoyalConfetti]

LMAO I didn't expect that second part.

[@joshk1487]

Crystals give great energy, unfortunately it's in meth form

[@jake_of_the_jungle9840]

The person who was the previous owner of my house was a crystal freak, when I cleaned the basement after I bought the house I found a bunch and threw them somewhere in the yard. I hit a big chunk of quarts with the mower the other day

[@KamilSupinski41]

I AM BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 (THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT)

[@whitemamba0089]

Lol

[@firstlast9855]

Should of sold them, they go for quite a bit of money sometimes

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

D: at least sell them bro

[@Darien04]

Had nobody mentioned that was the best sponsor seg ever?

[@spencerrw2988]

They're getting stat buffs irl

[@SoniasWay]

Charlie is probably the only person on this planet who doesn’t need any luck crystals

[@pepper-chan]

Personally I use crystals in my witchcraft practices but I know that it's not gonna do anything. Practicing witchcraft just makes me feel better about my mental health and be part of a nice community. Essentially witchcraft is just connecting with the earth so it's nothing crazy. Also they are shiny and rocks which I love rocks and shiny stuff.

[@MrTuneslol]

there's also the benefit of placebo, that's always been my big take with being a practicing Wiccan. Regardless of the actuality of the situation, much can be said about believing in the results, a lot of manifesting things can be attributed to he placebo effect which we still don't fully understand. Definitely seems like some weird form of "magic" at this point.

[@pepper-chan]

@@MrTuneslol Exactly and it's funny because I want to become a scientist and I practice such things🤣

[@MrTuneslol]

@@pepper-chan I'm a biomed engineer haha, when you get into higher level academics you start to recognize a lot of the things from esoteria inside different STEM fields. Of course a lot of it is trimmed away, but it's also important to keep an open mind in all things :) Good luck in your education!

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

i really love seeing these comments bc it makes me feel like i'm not the only one who actually likes the spiritual aspect

[@mattdog4046]

Ur doing it wrong u have to use crystal meth I made the same mistake

[@DnnfcNdjffn]

2:47 he just dropped the hard R.

[@freakoffer]

Can you imagine if Thanos collected all the infinity stones to just realize they weren't charged... 😶‍🌫oopsies

[@vald4324]

This video is more edited than all of his other videos combined