I Performed Surgery

This is the greatest surgery of All Time
Daniel Thrasher / danielthrasher
Merch moistglobal.com/
I stream every day / moistcr1tikal

[@lezbeehonest0294]

"Oh my god, there's actually stuff in this guy?!" I'm almost certain this is how the actual first human attempt at surgery went.

[@Ltwpe]

Lol

[@Bane520]

Nah organs were probably discovered through violence

[@ChromePyramid]

This guy's got a bunch of gross stuff in em' no wonder he's dying quick get that all outta there!

[@danielthrasher]

Well done, Doctor. Same time next week?

[@VOLAIRE]

Thank you for your services Nurse Daniel!

[@Swirrenttv]

I concur

[@jvdvd7525]

The way you handled the vacuum apparatus was a testament to the skill of nurses everywhere, incredible work.

[@BLAPGames]

Nice to see you here good sir!

[@wakkle]

Amazing performance, doc

[@kingslead8369]

Doctors: make mannequin for the purpose of safely practicing surgery. Charlie: Well, I did always want to play surgeon simulator.

[@kamrinbarber259]

I was just thinking about this and if you know anything about anatomically correct manikins like this one it probably cost an arm and a leg(pun oh so intended)😭💀

[@kappamikeysupersaiyan911]

Where can I buy them tho, for uhh science project in my class

[@neonblack211]

@@kappamikeysupersaiyan911 lol

[@s1olereal]

@@kappamikeysupersaiyan911 your name makes sense with the comment

[@cryptorial]

@@kappamikeysupersaiyan911 Female ones have anatomically accurate genitals. 😉

[@graydood23]

Charlie: 'he's probably a gamer who crosses his legs.' Me: **quickly uncrosses my legs**

[@spuduking9528]

I crossed my legs again and uncrossed them when I read this lol

[@Vespyr_]

@@spuduking9528 Basic Instinct moment kik

[@MERMANADE]

I came down here because that just happened and I find another gamer with the same fate.

[@OgLatinoHeat]

@@MERMANADE lol me too

[@Gandhi_Physique]

I too was made aware that I crossed my legs, just like you are now aware that you are breathing

[@VOLAIRE]

This is going to be used as a training video for hospitals because of the accuracy and professionalism

[@hayian2575]

So this is why Healthcare in America costs a lot, gotta love the professional tehnique of the doctors, worth every penny!

[@jobertitainamo1974]

@RAP3TION y'all got anything else to do in life instead of spamming the same bullshit in every comment?

[@sadhu7191]

Still remeber coming out of a daze looking up a doc smoking a 🚬 saying shit! Before I black out again

[@didntmeannoharm5536]

@@jobertitainamo1974 it's a bot

[@proger1960]

@@didntmeannoharm5536 *A bot that’s programmed by a so called “ human “*

[@Night-Lord]

As I was reading your comment I got to the part where they slap the shit out of the patient. Perfectly timed

[@justwillwastaken5626]

my mother had emergency open heart surgery last october. after watching this video im glad to know she was in good hands

[@dumflame]

600 likes and no reply’s, let me fix that

[@DreamhopMusic]

I was dying when the heart started singing from inside of the patient xD

[@eastbrady9156]

Woah it's weird see your channel here. I love your mixes! It's helping me get through this tough exam period. Keep up with the great videos :D

[@ej191]

That was so fucking Video, that whole Video was a blast

[@boldone66]

The patient was dying too.

[@datjman7631]

SAME

[@p4nt3r74]

SAME

[@cameronpavelic500]

“He looks younger.” “Yeah, It looks like we shaved off a few years” Actual surgeon: “Off his lifespan, yes.” I laughed way too hard at this lol

[@TerribleVA]

Timestamp

[@nuka2987]

@@TerribleVA 17:27

[@ksugethesage]

this really was an endgame level production. Charlie, Daniel, Matt, AND jackson? Truly the crossover event of the century

[@tripulr]

I like how Daniel was so surprised at the fact that the patient's heart stopped after he literally broke their neck

[@seiba-chan4041]

Imagine being at the hospital and seeing these guys walk into your room preparing for your surgery😭

[@KeenC]

@ a bot with the nazi symbol in its name, that’s weird

[@seiba-chan4041]

@ ok🤨

[@expert_common1373]

@@KeenC fr

[@noahfenech3369]

The last thing you hear as you pass out "Do we have surgical masks Doctor?" "What? This is Florida we don't believe in those"

[@bladedninja8853]

@@KeenC It's not a nazi symbol, its that buddhist thing or whatever. Also don't go to his channel, he actually has a video of a woman crying over her dog

[@nickchamp2195]

I can’t believe established actor Charles White from the Hunger Games is also a surgeon. This man is beyond talented

[@demetreuzkilgore6295]

wait this is charles white from the hunger games i had no idea what a living legend. nobel prize winning actor, owner of the worlds second largest dildo collection with the rarest of the rare and surgeon im sure theres hundreds more too

[@demonraptor1]

@@emperorowl9022 Andrew? THE official narrator of hit show How It's Made?

[@elliottblecker9020]

@@demonraptor1 Johnny Sins has nothing on Charles

[@nonameno5717]

Wait is that guy who voiced kesler from killer bean!!

[@sillykitti_]

💀💀

[@ides966]

Whenever someone hugs that man, all they'll hear is the soothing voice of THE Daniel thrasher and gratefulness of Dr.charles white

[@dynad00d15]

"I think we shaved a few years from his life." Specificaly at the moment Charlie nailed a metal pike through his forehead with a 4 pound hammer. Oh and the drilling through the neck probably contributed as well.

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

Anyone who stands across from Charlie as he swings anything, is absolutely committed to the content creating process…

[@gabbie25]

@ i was going to ignore you but holy shit is that a swastika

[@bigflx2754]

@@gabbie25 there’s also CP in their name…

[@loisthehedgehog7658]

@@bigflx2754 I’m pretty sure it’s another alt account from that sav dude who used to spam the jacksepticeye comment all the time

[@benjamina6618]

fatherless reply bots

[@JACKDEAL3R]

The video hasnt loaded yet, and i thought this was actually going to be real surgery, so this made me raise an eyebrow.

[@holleighgram]

"No surgical masks, huh?" "No this is Florida. We dont believe in those." "..." "I can get you a gun."

[@favre4ever39]

The gun would've been quicker.

[@IONLYCAMEHERETOFUCKYOURWIFE]

America

[@bibiqtsa]

Just imagine having heart surgery and suddenly hearing Charlie saying "Hey,thanks for choosing this hospital." BUT from inside you.

[@Cheesemilkew]

Add a button for it and now you're a toy

[@iohsmdiglomdrn]

This is simultaneously hilarious and physically painful to watch

[@darkmooseman]

Plot twist: Charlie and friends are actually performing surgery on a real body but they're heavily high on acid.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

You just know the patient is going to die the moment you see a surgeon starting to vacuum their internal organs...

[@GordonLambsauce870]

YOOOO

[@ChaoticTechnician]

There are rather not 1 but many of you in this vast sea of information...

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Sup

[@goldmangames4363]

Found you in 15 this time

[@firewolf11567]

I think the sawing with the scalpel was a good indicator myself.

[@sabot3502]

I remember seeing a comment a while back about how this channel's true power is that you can never expect what he'll upload tomorrow and holy shit, was that guy right. I did not expect to see a pseudo-crucifiction on a life sized silicone doll today. Or any other day. Ever. A true traumatizing experience for the ages to remember every time you're about to go into surgery. In a consise video format, no less.

[@Ruuinx]

I’d like to think this is actually what doctors did before medical school was invented

[@pandalover900]

You're not far off. Even when the early medical "schools" had to start with cadavers, some sourced from less than ethical means, and the probably mostly did this to figure stuff out. Of course with probably a lot more notes etc.

[@WWanted]

Fun fact: they did. Back in the day , some scientists/ doctors would dig up dead bodies to practice on. Even some artist would do it to practice drawing the human anatomy. Like leonardo davinci

[@bruderschweigen6889]

Only that would be grandpa on the table and not a dummy lol

[@TreeLobsterGuy]

Pretty much. But with dead bodies only.

[@PowerPerPound]

@@pandalover900 Not only did they rob graves but they're proud of it. My school's symbol is a skull representing the grave robbing they did back in the day so I wear around what looks like a pirate ring. I've also heard Hopkins likes to brag about it too.

[@skydavv]

Wow, Charlie is a natural at this. Looks like a professional hunger games actor.

[@joebart.]

16:35 "that was a ring dinger" *flash backs from the chiropractor on youtube" xD

[@eric-id7gr]

completely lost it when Andrew came out in a wig, this really was an all hands on deck video

[@gutsbigfan]

@RAP3TION 😐

[@ahuman404]

I was thinking as the video went on: "Man, why doesn't Andrew join Charlie and his other friends in these more often?", and then out of left field he shows up as the "Mother" and I lose it completely lol

[@dex3625]

Charlie's unfunniest friend, right next to kaya

[@txiczmbie1077]

report bots ppl👍🏼

[@GalaxyStandard77]

Ill never understand how people shit on Andrew who carries not only the podcast but has an amazing channel.

[@festusisfestive]

A world-esteemed actor and voice actor, professional gamer, chess grandmaster, youtube commentator, and now a clinical surgeon as well. What an inspiring man.

[@kibatsuki]

Now we just need him to become a professional slapper and the circle is closed xDD

[@relaxedphylax]

you forgot revered musician

[@hunterbowe6010]

Not to mention a very successful published children’s book author

[@kibatsuki]

@@relaxedphylax ah yes and an accomplished artist as well xDD his art is legendary

[@tmo_117]

The last thing you’ll see is right before surgery as you’re going under is Charlie saying “Thank you for shopping at this hospital”

[@GrapeApe9D]

The moistverse has evolved even further, splitting into multiple timelines where Charlies partake in every job and task known to man.

[@wesselsi3791]

Damn Charlie, the editing quality has gone up the last few months tremendously, it makes things more fun and vibrant!

[@hiimhunter7649]

as someone that has a phobia of just surgery in general this is equal parts funny and terrifying

[@DoppSkates]

Ugh I know! This gives me the heeby jeebies just as much as watching a real surgery video

[@crusadershark7770]

As someone who has been in an OR, real surgery is much less chaotic and actually isn't too bad to watch. For me personally in person is easier to stomach than in vids.

[@user-10021]

Imagine the surgeons using your hand to give themselves a high five mid surgery 😂

[@Beelzebubby91]

@@crusadershark7770 except when they gotta crack your ribs. I hate the noise.

[@hiimhunter7649]

@@crusadershark7770 yea I'm sure it is it's just all the stories of waking up mid-surgery getting things left inside you and all that have terrified me of being under the knife

[@BlameItOnYourFriend]

The lobotomy was smart, now "if" he wakes up he won't remember what he was there for in the first place. Way to cover all your bases doctor.

[@FormerGovernmentHuman]

Your comment was stolen by a thot bot. Sorry bud :(

[@joselazo6840]

Nice copy paste

[@dynad00d15]

i just hope that the pain sector of the brain was lobotomized. If not, he's in for a rude awakening.

[@BlameItOnYourFriend]

@@joselazo6840 never copy pasted shit. If you wrote the same thing then you should look at comment more that stuff happens all the time. I have seen it both ways.

[@mraBJJ33]

As funny as this is, real surgery can be almost as brutal to see like when they have to break femurs for leg lengthening surgeries... Charlie and the gang would kill it at that part

[@kiwi_2_official]

literally

[@caesar_19]

leg lengthening surgeries aren't "real" no credible surgeon would do that

[@vampireknights]

Mom: I kept asking him to give me a hand and he's finally giving me a hand. Thank you doctors. Stellar work

[@kirskiell1432]

The moment they start ripping the body with hands around 9:00 it looks like ghouls devouring a corpse

[@lost_to_time]

From what I know healthcare in America is about business, I was set up twice. Charlie really makes it seem he really is in to save lives. 10/10 would break my bones to get surgery done by Doc Charles.

[@maenad1231]

Healthcare in America is the reason I bough fish antibiotics from online pet stores instead of going to the doctor when I was in college Spoiler: I obviously don’t have evidence but the fish antibiotics definitely seemed to work

[@Dirty_Bear22]

@@maenad1231 my understanding is they are very similar.

[@lost_to_time]

@@maenad1231 oh woa that’s useful info tysm

[@chadluis5200]

“When I wake up” “Thanks.. for choosing this hospital” 😂😂bro I was dying hearing that the whole time

[@Seukineo]

As a student Surgical Tech. I approve every non drape, sterile technique, and instrumentation in this video 10/10

[@audrey2955]

My boyfriend is an orthopedic surgeon and I can confidently confirm this is what he does. Hammer go bonk.

[@cocolime6496]

of course daniel wears his cap in such a way as to emphasise his curly bangs and make him look adorable

[@TaniaXtreme150]

the fact that you uploaded this video when i was feeling super anxious because my grandma is currently having brain surgery done is crazy :’) thank for the laughs charlie

[@chickenmanphil]

hope it goes well

[@biguspingus]

That was your grandma in the video

[@securethebag4499]

i hope your grandmas gonna be alright 🤝❤

[@steamoreeno]

hope it goes well for her

[@TaniaXtreme150]

@@chickenmanphil thank you

[@TheMinecraftReloaded]

I'm pretty sure this is a fairly accurate representation of surgery in the 1800's

[@Joe.Navarra]

Having just had surgery yesterday... who knows what could've happened to me while I was on the anesthesia. Maybe I was shipped to Charlie in a crate for his expertise.

[@aidenchrismas3854]

That was a collaboration I did not see coming.

[@many_lives4925]

I love how they brought in an actual surgeon then used his knowledge for all of 20 seconds.

[@Sir_Ryan_The_One_Eared]

As someone who works as an Autopsy Technician, this is roughly how it goes, minus them being a "hospital"

[@moist0014]

This was not the collab I expected but it’s the one I needed

[@CySecGaming]

Hot take: Charlie's technique is a little lacking. Matt outmaneuvered him throughout the entire surgery with a clear edge in both skill and experience. When he masterfully suggested using the bonesaw for removing the troublesome bone, Charlie insisted on regressing to the stone age with a mallet. No class. 6/10.

[@g3arerror]

Of course but charlie only works as the face for the health service matt is the true doctor.

[@fatimasalty]

7:00 bruh, this one bit made me laugh so hard i started crying wtff 💀💀

[@joffles6516]

We still need a sequel

[@McSNIFFERY]

Im in medical school and this is exactly how surgery is done.

[@cannibalistictendencies8672]

In all the years I've known Charlie, he's never felt the need to bring up how great of a surgeon he is, gotta respect the professionalism.

[@j.davidmarenco1328]

My guy went to the hospital because he felt lightheaded, and now he has no legs, no right arm, and luckily 2 hearts.

[@MrGamis]

Glad he got fixed

[@TheTimbs_]

2 hearts left

[@Zigiboomboom]

Bro I haven’t laughed this hard in a while I was brushing my teeth watching this and when the heart played Charlie’s voice when they put it back in I spit all my toothpaste out 😂😂😂

[@expressing7135]

Fr😂

[@eliochoa7759]

I would pay big money to have my heart say “Thank you for uhh choosing this hospital” in Critikals voice

[@cshub4016]

Charlie not only a highly respected actor but also a well trained surgeon as shown in the video. Bravo.

[@justasleebylilguylittlesle1496]

Had a whole conversation about this. "You know what? I think he's dead." Leading into "This isn't a hospital. This is a morgue." At this point I start losing it and just go: "Moist Morgue." And this absolute genius line: "I guess you could say he's in - Critical condition." Thanks to my fuckin boyfriend for that one. Beautiful video. Thank you.

[@collar1967]

Imagine thinking that's funny

[@angelos9800]

@@Fartboy226 that's fine bro, maybe they give out girlfriends instead

[@maji2510]

@@Fartboy226 and you can't even spell properly.

[@anything8953]

@@collar1967 I don't have to

[@kiwi_2_official]

@@Fartboy226 U dont gave any friends

[@tylermilroy1602]

By god. He's the best heart surgeon on the planet.

[@Masonia_]

So it would seem.

[@tomd96]

Showing everyone else up, why are we paying these doctors millions of dollars when this guy can do it in a fraction of the time with less tools.

[@Understandable-z2k]

15:32 legit the first time I've genuinely smiled and laughed out loud in weeks 😂😂

[@carterstevenson6009]

Daniel vacuuming the air after the mom left was incredible

[@kingpoto6628]

This is like watching "doctors" from the 1800s preform surgery

[@Lynn-rv4ty]

its that one guy who killed 3 people during one surgery

[@confusedcat261]

Looks more like a cartel execution lol

[@stevenarvizu3602]

“Ah you have a cold eh? Best course of action would be to stab you and let you bleed to death”

[@TheTimbs_]

@@confusedcat261 Cartel “Surgery”

[@lred1383]

@@Lynn-rv4ty Liston was actually a very good surgeon, notably more humane, hygienic and precise than most of his peers. The 300% casualty rate story is most likely made up

[@ItsReck1]

The “this is Florida we don’t believe in those…” “but i can give you a gun” killed me lol 😂

[@kennethepa274]

This is a demonstration on how to upgrade or bore-up the human body. Charlie and his crew are genius.

[@sirloinsteak7679]

8:55 reminds me of a bird's eye view of zombies ripping into flesh!!

[@Christmandavid10]

Dude if my anesthesia wears off during surgery and I hear duct tape I’m going to have a heart attack

[@captainapollo1894]

The obligatory line: Imagine when humankind is gone, aliens find this as the only piece of information on our knowledge of healthcare

[@ConstitutionallyProtectedMedia]

😂😂😂😂

[@howareya7207]

Matt’s “need a hand?” Joke made me laugh way more than it should’ve

[@martingrayson]

The sudden realization after finishing that you were supposed to be conducting a surgery and not an autopsy.

[@RWAsur]

"That was a ringdinger, I think" Damn, that brought back memories

[@wesselsi3791]

9:44 at least they know that in surgery hygiene is number 1

[@farouq9169]

It takes surgeons decades to master their craft while Charlie does it in 17 minutes. Lucky to be alive to witness this divine power.

[@Zaque-TV]

This was like the equivalent of your group of friends in middle school mixing each other's food together at lunch and grossing each other out

[@Sinistar123]

As a nurse working in cardiac surgery I can say that this is completely accurate.

[@carterstevenson6009]

“He’s an avid high-fiver.” Underrated.

[@apogeotropism1714]

14:44 The last thing you’d ever want to hear a doctor say, in the middle of your operation… 😂🤣😂 The patient: **Right arm completely removed** **Ankle completely mangled and destroyed, then, cracked open like an ice cold beer with the boys** The doctor: “Wait, what are we trying to do?”

[@wednesday4620]

"And that is how I lost my medical license" -Medic

I made a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content 😂 😌,.,. ,.,. ,. ., ,. ,. ., ,.

I made a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content 😂 😌,.,. ,. ,. ,. ,.,. . ,

[@Thisisthegreatestatofalltime]

Take this 🗡 fellow commenter to defend yourself from the bots.

[@wednesday4620]

@@Thisisthegreatestatofalltime You're giving me the moonlight great sword just like that ?!

[@castaplastick6095]

"and this is how i got the chair"

[@stuffthings9618]

"This is actually just a normal orthopedic surgery" . . . . Thats actually not even a lie lol.

[@nintendofan50]

Just needs Ancef and voila! Ortho bros!

[@Kikoou]

I didn't know he was such a talented and skilled man in surgery as well.

[@tgog333]

anyone else check why their audio was off at the beginning?

[@holdenwestley]

“shhhh” **hammers ice pick into frontal lobe**

[@BharfBhag]

I was certain that the suction applied at the genitalia would certainly have kickstarted the patients heart, but I was wrong… I’m so glad that these master surgeons are in charge, where would we be as a society without these brave men?

[@crimson9093]

i can only imagine the doctors trying to fix a broken ankle like this while your unconscious

[@famalama6695]

Charlie got me checking to see if my headphones were connected with that intro and turn volume to full just to be blasted by music.

[@davidreyna1623]

8:48 literally every zombie movie

[@squishyguns-1]

imagine watching this before a big surgery This made me anxious about past ones i had done

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Charlie pulled a Surgeon Simulator in real life. And I can’t help but respect him even more for it

[@MattBolman]

I can't imagine what someone would think if they found this surgery dummy in the garbage afterwards, a well performed surgery doctors, I think he's gonna make it

[@richie404]

Like we all say, Charile can do anything, literally anything and become so good at it. Imagine getting surgery from these doctors.

[@jacoblessard8213]

Bro when Matt ripped the kids arm off everything went from hilarious to I can't fucking breathe so fast.

[@Chadpiece]

The top camera is kinda terrifying. It's like watching cannibals disassembling their victim.

[@Mr_M_History]

Charlie really has become the channel that we all want to be and look up to!

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont read my name!!

[@Zoomer_Boi]

Awesome man

[@David-ve5iq]

At least Nickocado Advocado didn't take the Crown.

[@princezuko2718]

@ k

[@princezuko2718]

@RAP3TION k

[@jordan--1209]

at 12:10 when the hearts start going off had me dying

[@froggothecommentator8036]

Charlie was so ahead of time that he use the infamous nail-a-knife-jutsu on his "patient" head

[@MartHommes]

Now imagine if this was a horror movie but this time it was an actual patient but these guys show up and while having the time of their lives they tear you apart and laugh every step of the way xd

[@supremeleaderkimjongun]

Charlie is a man of many talents, actor, (youtuber and streamer) social media influencer, comedian, music artist, guns and sex toy specialist and a surgeon huge respect for the man

[@drapedindiamonds3337]

You forgot pole dancer expert level 🤣

[@PyroBun_2844]

Surgery was so godly that the audio went silent for the first 11 seconds.

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont read my name!!

[@Zoomer_Boi]

Best surgeon

[@NatebitLIVE]

If Charlie was my surgeon I would see Jesus twice

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont read my name!!

[@Zoomer_Boi]

Our lord and savior

[@pootzmagootz]

9:12 this is a terrifying view lmao. Imagine seeing this botched surgery from this angle😂

[@bergerman1750]

You're nervous your loved one is going through an intense open-heart surgery, you get a glimpse inside the operating room and just see the doctor just chillin with some shades on

[@ykahlil1501]

I said "BONESAW IS READY" in perfect sync with Daniel and I think I'll be happy for the rest of the day

[@lordasayt]

the beginning made me think I was deaf