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@jacksonhill75526 ай бұрын
It’s like a bad translation of a bad translation, the dialogue truly is magical
@forbiddenbox6 ай бұрын
hey, this boy is not normal as hell
@Kamui38216 ай бұрын
What a beautiful dwang.
@ozzy_z6 ай бұрын
like they translated the dialogue from english into japanese then back into english
@alexiz00136 ай бұрын
@@ozzy_z Lmao
@connorbennethum84656 ай бұрын
*Mmh* *Hmm* Dedective. We are Married. You know?
@weekendthreat55766 ай бұрын
"First of all, I just want you to know that I am a mother. Just as a mother is to her children, I am to them." -- this shit has me in tears, brilliant
@sn4ketooth2206 ай бұрын
What argue? I wonder about what 😢😢😢😢
@benw15446 ай бұрын
I regret that not being my senior yearbook quote
@apaultarter11846 ай бұрын
First of all, I just want you to know that this is a reply. Just as a reply is to a comment, it is to this.
@petroleumjam6 ай бұрын
Such prose, bravo!
@BocchiTheAWP6 ай бұрын
>Not know!
@zeos266 ай бұрын
"This boy is not normal as hell" fucking killed me
@scotthewitt2586 ай бұрын
That will be the new "It's six AM, and already the boy ain't right".....
@King-O-Hell6 ай бұрын
That's how I would describe myself
@Geospasmic6 ай бұрын
In fact, he hospitalized long time in mental institution
@keps_ksk6 ай бұрын
the detective fucking hates the kid for no reason it's fucking hilarious
@epj02116 ай бұрын
@@keps_kskI wouldn’t say he has absolutely no reason, but he does take it to a very extreme and unprofessional level.
@db2ez6 ай бұрын
"Age 70 but fountain works" is all-time rizz
@thecolombian89096 ай бұрын
100% canthal tilt
@cvspvr6 ай бұрын
@@thecolombian8909golden ratio ogee curve
@heathburnet526112 күн бұрын
dedective
@Lullaglim5 күн бұрын
BRO i was scrolling and i read your comment just as this part of the video was playing, spooked me o-o
@nuqi6 ай бұрын
The dialogue in this game is so wild, it’s like they took a thesaurus and just threw it at the wall to see what stuck.
@phila14176 ай бұрын
It honestly feels like they let Emma Stone's character from Poor Things write the script, y'know before she became one of those French girls and expanded her mind
@letstawkerrboutmsm83866 ай бұрын
Okay check mark guy, make some good comment instead of commenting crappy comments
@locket-77146 ай бұрын
@@p-__that’s not possible
@sheepthehack6 ай бұрын
It would seem the dialogue is TRANSLATED rather being terrible AI.. as moist said... even AI would have done better... you can tell really by the BAD ASS BOYFRIEND.. they say bad ass.. but everyone acts like hes a scum bag boyfriend.. which is what i think its supposed to mean.. im sure most people got this!!
@ignatirabo6 ай бұрын
This has to be like a google translated game?
@dismantledbrain59106 ай бұрын
25:52 I love how the detective knows the kid has schizophrenia, and he still drops a "Fucking asshole" lmao
@scooterbobscout6 ай бұрын
Threw me for a loop 😂😂
@ChopsManyon6 ай бұрын
say what you will about Nathan Morgan, Detective - but dude def has good taste in cars and mental health-related opinions
@jordinagel11846 ай бұрын
It’s hilarious that the kid with schizophrenia is literally the only person in the entire game Nathan constantly cusses at. It’s like he’s personally offended by his very existence.
@high_stakes_ikea70876 ай бұрын
HEY hey hey, man… it’s 2024. Mental health isn’t an excuse and equality means that you can be a fucking asshole with or without schizophrenia lol
@MoralesCorner6 ай бұрын
Their dynamic is absolutely brilliant, he's so fed up with him for no reason, it looks like having to deal with him will end up making him quit his job
@mingima2826 ай бұрын
the detectives beef with the son for no reason is honestly amazing
@Bizzeplayn6 ай бұрын
Player to Devs: "Did you hire a proofreader before releasing this game?" Devs: "not know"
@user-os7ec4dm8x6 ай бұрын
But fountain still works!
@lester59275 ай бұрын
well well well if it isnt the bizze himself
@nikolascoates6 ай бұрын
Imagine you're Richard, and this detective walks up, takes your tissues and nudie mags, and just leaves
@user-os7ec4dm8x6 ай бұрын
And that's the most normal interaction in the game.
@williamwallace72062 ай бұрын
Pov: im Richard- "Be careful, most of some of those are stuck in to pages pulled apart will rip"
@johns16256 ай бұрын
"Of course! I have no one I can sleep together anymore!" "This boy is not normal as hell..." 🤣🤣
@LawrenceofCanadia6 ай бұрын
I am absolutely losing it at this line 😂
@ChopsManyon6 ай бұрын
"mocking with me is not the time, your father is dead, you know?" 'yes, but he's not the only one died. hahahaha' "what do you mean?" 'that's what i exactly said' "did the death of your father not get you down?" (sarcastic) 'yes, i have no-one i can sleep together anymore' this is award-winning writing, let's be real. gold medal for 'most unintentionally comedic dialogue'
@danieln67006 ай бұрын
No one I can sleep together anymore lmao
@stmslyАй бұрын
NOT KNOW
@Legless_Amphibian6 ай бұрын
"Not normal as hell" is such a great phrase
@infinitekee8506 ай бұрын
13:45
@freeyourmind15296 ай бұрын
Just got to that part
@andysixxstalkerangeloftrag58336 ай бұрын
Serioussslllyyyy! 😂😂😂 I was laughing hard at that
@ericfieldman6 ай бұрын
"I'm younger than the three of you put together"
@jakespacepiratee37406 ай бұрын
This Game is not Normal as Hell.
@gunkwizardry6 ай бұрын
this game shouldve been called AI Noir because theres no way this was even prompted by a human
@gunkwizardry6 ай бұрын
also for how insane the dialogue is, im surprised by how cinematic some of the scenes are. while its not even accurate to how suspects are treated in investigations, i did enjoy that little cutaways to suspects getting mugshots taken as a sort of introduction. plus the graphics look decent enough, but im not entirely sure how easy it is to make games in unreal engine now, so these might all be drag-and-drop assets or something
@normanmai78656 ай бұрын
It's most likely a bad translation and lazily having text-to-speech/AI voices instead that dragged what would normally be a not-too-bad game into a fun-bad game
@zippo7186 ай бұрын
AI is way better than this. They machine translated this shit but used a translator that was clearly not powered by AI. Seems like they even tried to translate some stuff themselves, I mean how else did they end up with "gluck"? Then they used some basic ass text-to-speech and called it a day.
@randomname97236 ай бұрын
@@gunkwizardryYeah the animation at times is honestly pretty good but usually it's freaky and over exaggerated. I might guess they have some automation process for that too and it happened to look good at times.
@ChopsManyon6 ай бұрын
"LA Noir at home"
@jonolas16266 ай бұрын
"Age seventy but the fountain works, huh?" goes even harder than "that was a double flusher"
@Turd_Burglar8046 ай бұрын
Old but still got that WAP.
@AlexNV756 ай бұрын
“But I only heard one flush”
@bshap4956 ай бұрын
The fact that she doesn't even look close to 70 really adds to it.
@meme131006 ай бұрын
@@bshap495the magic if money.
@isovas_og6 ай бұрын
@@bshap495the 70 year old the game is talking about is most probably the dead guy
@williamfalls6 ай бұрын
"That boy is not normal as hell." is such a great way to describe someone that laughs manically, says there was more than one person that died, and admits to having slept in the same bed as his father.
@Proserpira6 ай бұрын
to be fair it says in his description it was because he was scared of the dark. And if we believe the "doctors say my brain age is 7" (and the fact he is schizophrenic) then it's just Nathan being a massive asshole to someone who is severely mentally ill.
@randomgarbage59386 ай бұрын
30:38 '"talk to james"......... what do you MEAN talk to james hes the DEAD GUY! hes fucking dead! james is the victim! talk to him via what, ouija board??' has to be my new favourite chat interaction. not only the reaction but the absolute shut down and silence as it slowly sinks in before the outrage
@optiTHOMAS6 ай бұрын
Indeed! 😅🤣👌🏻
@nicholasdubendorf68244 ай бұрын
At this point, I think talking to James the dead man would've been the only way he'd have gotten a straight answer given the circumstances 😂
@haydenstout23473 ай бұрын
theres a schizo in the chat
@lmabacus404Ай бұрын
@@nicholasdubendorf6824 Given Nathan's inability to ask appropriate questions, I think even asking James isn't going to solve the murder. He'd be like: Where were you at the time of incident? Has ever Alicia said you to find an another job? Everyone in the family seems dysfunctional. Is that the reason you took vacation? Why have you indulged to Thomas' bloodlust? He is not a good fit with society. DETECTIVE SENSE: I haven't talked Thomas in some time, better to cuss him out some more.
@frozenwarrior13546 ай бұрын
20:16 imagine a detective walking up to you and just saying "i need to go" and then walking to another person to question
@amromsr54636 ай бұрын
Commander Shepard apprpves
@cerealchimp69576 ай бұрын
It's like walking up to your crush and suddenly getting too nervous
@ChopsManyon6 ай бұрын
kinda feel like that would be more intimidating than direct questioning
@Shade-qu1dn6 ай бұрын
The more the detective asks questions, the more the English language breaks down.
@RealRushinRussian6 ай бұрын
Exactly, it starts off with some mildly weird choices of words here and there only to slowly devolve into an incoherent mess, man I swear I wouldn't pull it off this well if I intended it. I love this game so much lmao
@DistractedGlobeGuy6 ай бұрын
It's like he's getting violently bludgeoned over the head every time he interviews a new witness.
@ZachNation6 ай бұрын
The weird replies makes for a great difficulty slider, imagine investigating a death and everyone in the area tries to give you a headache at every step.
@aldo18146 ай бұрын
😂😂
@mechwarrior136 ай бұрын
Kinda true in certain cases irl lol
@wit66656 ай бұрын
I'd be worried I'm having a stroke and get an ambulance there on the double for me.
@tweenytwinkies6 ай бұрын
It’s like talking to the riddler that got kicked in the head
@DistractedGlobeGuy6 ай бұрын
Then the final twist is that the whole crime scene was in a toxic swamp and the first victim actually just died of hypoxia-which is slowly working its way through everybody else, including the player character.
@rawbertrapsnwf77386 ай бұрын
The talk to James ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN HES THE DEAD GUY ABSOLUTELY SENT ME
@DJPINK9076 ай бұрын
“age 70 but the fountain works huh?” is absolutely diabolical
@ghost33376 ай бұрын
Never would have guessed she was 70 tbh
@B1g_B0sssss5 ай бұрын
Im taking that phrase for the future.
@KinreeveNaku6 ай бұрын
8:40 “I am a mother, and because mothers are mothers, I think you should know that because I am a mother, I am a mother.”
@Jamlord20616 ай бұрын
they could be lying but affirmation they did
@EALoArt6 ай бұрын
What is all this speaking?
@Goozero16 ай бұрын
That's whatever you want to understand
@DanDoesStuffs6 ай бұрын
Shakesphere WISHES he was this good at dialogues
@samhilton41736 ай бұрын
Nice Kamala Harris impression.
@fitzcharles336 ай бұрын
This game had to be written by someone who doesn’t speak English and then used a bad translator. That has to be the reason for the stroke inducing dialog.
@kameronmyles20136 ай бұрын
Its like someone translated, retranslated it into a different language again using google translate, then copy pasted that into an even worse translator back into english😭
@kimbaet35926 ай бұрын
The only other available VO language is turkish, so I would guess that's the original language of the game.
@horusreloaded63876 ай бұрын
@@kimbaet3592Yeah, the devs are Turkish. The "badass" boyfriend having a Turkish name was so out of place lol, then the credits rolled. Deniz Bozkurt - translates as Sea Graywolf, which is a perfectly normal name and surname, believe it or not.
@King-O-Hell6 ай бұрын
Dialogue is truly not good as Hell, would say I
@chrisball37786 ай бұрын
Yeah, most likely an AI translation of dialogue written in another language fed into an AI text-to voice program. This is why having loads of actual skilled translators able to write subtitles or dubbed vocals is an amazing gift to humanity that lets us all share culture. If we let Chat GPT negotiate at the UN it'll be DEFCON 1 in minutes.
@theelusivera1der5756 ай бұрын
I love how you just go through the house taking all their expensive belongings. "Ah yes, I need this expensive jewelry box, along with this designer purse for my investigation!!!"
@Boney40006 ай бұрын
They're utilizing old school RPG logic. Other's possessions are your loot
@mister_lad6 ай бұрын
maybe that's why the detective fled the scene at the end
@trybunt6 ай бұрын
Ah, a delicious bottle of Dom Pérignon, yes, we'll need this for the investigation.. is that watch a Tudor ? I will definitely need to confiscate that. I'll put it on my wrist for safe keeping. Is that your car parked in the garage? 😂 it's hilarious until you find out that a surprising amount of police departments actually do this, keeping up to 90% of profits without the need of charging anyone with a crime or even give a reason. Just search 'policing for profit' and your find wild statistics, and hundreds of cases where people's cars, valuables, even their life savings are confiscated as civil forfeiture.
@maximum84146 ай бұрын
"This boy is not normal as hell" is the only coherent sentence in this game
@ChopsManyon6 ай бұрын
i love the awkward intonation of some dialogue. like how alicia really put HEAVY stank on 'yes sir, i'm SO sorry.' @ 16:54
@aytugk6 ай бұрын
The moment i saw "Age 70 but fountain works" I understood the dev is Turkish haha. In Turkish that saying is "Yaş 70 iş bitmemiş" and the dev actually did good job translating that even though it might sound weird for native English speakers. Also this is pretty much the same reason for every dialogue weirdness in the game.
@ChopsManyon6 ай бұрын
big turkiye W - their translations carried this game Pog or Dog game show idea: turkish->english translation OR AI-generated dialogue?
@mieszkopol6 ай бұрын
There was a Turkey map of earthquakes in one of the rooms. devs are 100% turkish
@grdjf6 ай бұрын
What does the phrase actually mean?
@aytugk6 ай бұрын
@@grdjf It means exactly the way what people thought. Age is 70 but sexually still functioning 😂
@martin-pz6ds6 ай бұрын
i dont get why people would put so much effort into making a game and then google translate the writing
@Stak06 ай бұрын
Voice acting is almost as good as Vaudevillle. Must be AAAA.
@bananafactory45086 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it’s ai generated
@dreamcast.06 ай бұрын
I cant believe its not made by the same people! OR it is and they're using another name
@IMLLAMALIFE6 ай бұрын
These Quadruple A games are outstanding
@_Lucalan_6 ай бұрын
I’ll have you know that the God-tier game devs at Ubisoft are capable of creating the coveted AAAA games 🙄
@Chasibannac6 ай бұрын
more like AAAAAAAAAAAAAH WTF IS THIS
@tylerwatson90796 ай бұрын
“Im starting to think there wasn’t a murder. I think the husband killed himself”
@TheGary1086 ай бұрын
The Husband was the only normal one, he killed himself to escape the society of ChatGPT NPC.
@scotthewitt2586 ай бұрын
Simultaneously, Nathan is fortunately the best detective in their small town and unfortunately the best detective in their small town.....
@MartKencuda6 ай бұрын
Just like a detective is to a small town he is a detective to a small town.
@thequietfox6 ай бұрын
hes the best choice and the worst choice
@PinEthan6 ай бұрын
I like how picking up a painting unlocks new dialogue options but finding a literal knife doesn’t
@OdinCasts6 ай бұрын
"her fuckin' badass boyfriend" almost killed me IRL, I was eating a slider and nearly choked to death
@acidicstiletto6 ай бұрын
13:41 "This boy is not normal as hell" 😭😭
@devon73596 ай бұрын
“hehehWhoaHAAhaHaa the doctor says my brain age is 7……………………..”
@daminox6 ай бұрын
12:37 this whole sequence with the kid is a fever dream
@ImTanasinn6 ай бұрын
that made me laugh so bad
@CanoCapo6 ай бұрын
Haha nice one Mate 😂
@TheMosayat6 ай бұрын
It legit made my brain malfunction
@SalKhayer6 ай бұрын
If this game came out in 1998, it would have been so revolutionary.
@ember-brandt6 ай бұрын
I turned 11 that year and this is so true hahaha
@MisterChubz6 ай бұрын
1898
@unmorcipan6 ай бұрын
Almost every game from the past 10 years would've been revolutionary in 1998
@Vespyr_6 ай бұрын
Not really? 1998 had amazing games, it was one of the peak years for the industry. Metal Gear Solid released that year. Ocarina of Time, Resident Evil 2, Silent Hill...
@SubjectDelta206 ай бұрын
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time came out in '98 and you would've needed a hacksaw to get me away from that game. '98 was a big year.
@LabMatt6 ай бұрын
With just how much the game emphasizes the boyfriend being a badass, I half-expected him to show up out of nowhere and drop-kick the sheriff when he pulled out the gun
@DragoNate6 ай бұрын
I love how it starts out "okay" with the dialogue, despite the speech to text. But as you go along, it just begins devolving and getting worse in its grammar and sentence structure.
@DistractedGlobeGuy6 ай бұрын
It's like a fucking Caretaker album.
@DragoNate6 ай бұрын
@@DistractedGlobeGuy Can you explain that? Sorry, I'm not sure what that means 😅
@DistractedGlobeGuy6 ай бұрын
@@DragoNate the Caretaker? That's the guy who does all those albums that simulate the advancing stages of dementia, like _Everywhere At The End Of Time._
@DragoNate6 ай бұрын
@@DistractedGlobeGuy Oh interesting, I think this is the first time I'm hearing about this. Just took a listen to Stage 5 - yeah, definitely just slightly disturbing lol
@nafanwittree6 ай бұрын
22:04 “Illegal substance derived from leaves of the coca plant” it’s a fucking cocaine joint. 😂😭
@sean81026 ай бұрын
LOL. The AI (or whoever "wrote" that IDK) doesn't know how to drug. I also like that it was supposed to be marijuana (I assume since it's a joint, and later you find a bong) and says it causes "rapid addiction" lol. As someone that lives in a state with a legal market I find that hilarious.
@meodrac6 ай бұрын
It shows a literal joint but the description is wrong
@trybunt6 ай бұрын
Yeah wtf, who is making cocaine joints? Or should I say Surprised I am by finding this suspicious hiding drug. Just as a user is to his drugs, he is to this drugs, and I am to this finding
@totempolejoe16 ай бұрын
I know as much about illegal drugs as I do about the politics of Seychelles-jack shit. But I'm pretty sure cocaine-laced marijuana joints are a thing. Kendrick Lamar refers to one on "m.A.A.d. city"
@nafanwittree6 ай бұрын
@@totempolejoe1 there is no mention of marijuana coming from an ex pothead that’s a cocaine joint (it doesn’t exist but stop being a party pooper).
@astrooptics52586 ай бұрын
imagine if you woke up one day and everybody started talking like they do in this game
@milehighyt20976 ай бұрын
i would start questioning if i had a stroke
@martinpadilla52246 ай бұрын
That actually sounds terrifying 😱
@ChopsManyon6 ай бұрын
Prayge hope ppl talk like this somewhere on earth
@DistractedGlobeGuy6 ай бұрын
@@ChopsManyon southern India.
@Skelz11966 ай бұрын
I think I'd just wander off into the woods by myself forever if that happened, lol.
@SerreNameless6 ай бұрын
I spit my drink out laughing at 5:04, that line came out of nowhere
@arxpharms97556 ай бұрын
@p-__ this little girl has said this on every top comment.... super weird
@TealeavesNoStoneUnturned6 ай бұрын
I doubt you were drinking anything at that time but did laugh🙃
@SparhKa6 ай бұрын
@@TealeavesNoStoneUnturnedyeah, because that's totally the most uncommon thing to ever happen to anyone😬
@418jh6 ай бұрын
@@TealeavesNoStoneUnturned drinking ??! theres no way. you've got to be lying ! (you have to be ret*rded btw)
@joshuaashford3756 ай бұрын
@@TealeavesNoStoneUnturnedwas thinking the same thing…
@_timC_6 ай бұрын
“Age seventy but fountain works” got me dying 💀
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese6 ай бұрын
"This boy is not normal as hell." -A normal as hell dude
@thisisthelukas6 ай бұрын
9:37 I need a shirt that says, "What argue? I wonder about what?" lol.
@alexiz00136 ай бұрын
Lmao, I honestly approve of this idea
@ashleycraig82236 ай бұрын
And "this boy is not normal as hell"
@Geospasmic6 ай бұрын
"Mocking me is not the time."
@SemperFi_EDC_Guy6 ай бұрын
"70, but fountain works!" That's gonna be my new line to "what's up".
@NormalManE6 ай бұрын
"DEDECTIVE" 💀
@seangiglio6 ай бұрын
I like that no matter who you choose as the murderer, it’s implied they would find the sheriff’s fingerprints on the gun anyways like 20 seconds after you pin the suspect
@xuanbachlai53716 ай бұрын
maybe who you choose will be the murderer? multiple endings? lol
@legrandtheiii25726 ай бұрын
"Like, why am I picking up Condoms and Pearl Necklaces?!" question of the century right there.
@kenny187ful6 ай бұрын
If Oblivion NPCs and these characters ever met, reality would implode
@scotthewitt2586 ай бұрын
Age 70 but fountain works had to be the BEST euphemism EVER for "The guy was old, but didn't need blue pills".....
@eadiblecheese75936 ай бұрын
i love the ai voice really immerses myself into thinking the game was chatgpted
@BrianOrEric6 ай бұрын
Ok
@kidd45516 ай бұрын
Yeah It does feel like a human didn't really revise this game at all. They just let ai take the wheel and called it day. While I don't mind the ai voice too much, it doesn't help its case
@ArchangelExile6 ай бұрын
Is that first comment ChatGPT'd?
@Brich12786 ай бұрын
That English was chat gpt
@littlegirlshowSynch6 ай бұрын
chatGPT wouldve made better dialogue lol
@haydenhouts6 ай бұрын
10 seconds in and Charlie already has reached the first stage of grief DENIAL
@haydenhouts6 ай бұрын
uhh pardon?
@guyholdingobject6 ай бұрын
@@p-__ ain't you that bird from that pbs show i can't remember the name of
@ultraexcalibur17286 ай бұрын
@@haydenhouts his farts are better than Charlie's Farts
@Maiqthelair06 ай бұрын
@@ultraexcalibur1728 have you seen this first hand?
@ultraexcalibur17286 ай бұрын
@@Maiqthelair0 no not really I just thought it was funny
@bearidotindisguise6 ай бұрын
16:54 yes sir I'm sooooo sorry 😕
@RozettaVyper6 ай бұрын
"Doctor's say my brain age is 7" Good. I'm happy we were told the developer's intelligence.
@user-os7ec4dm8x6 ай бұрын
More like 7 months
@hwacha49114 ай бұрын
He is clearly not stupid tho. It’s not easy task to complete a video game, he had to learn coding, write a script, find right assets etc. You will never know until you try to undertake something like this. His only mistake was not hiring someone with good English or even using something like chatgpt or grammarly to fix the dialogue. If he did though, we wouldn’t get this gem lol.
@warpedwhimsical6 ай бұрын
I was listening to this through an earbud at work and “Age 70 but fountain works” had me fucking cracking up in public
@Viktorreznov19426 ай бұрын
That's literally what I just did, I was fussing at coworkers and in a bad mood and then that part made me laugh out of nowhere so now I look like a lunatic 😂
@Drakken7806 ай бұрын
Caught the last half of the stream on this game. Peak cinema.
@alexiz00136 ай бұрын
Same, haha. That was painfully tedious for him but it was hilarious. Gotta give him props for the determination, lol
@frozenwarrior13546 ай бұрын
@@p-__ timothy 2:12
@serenity88396 ай бұрын
"The sound of silence" Is a banger of a song though.
@ember-brandt6 ай бұрын
Millennial here, Simon & Garfunkel is one of the better boomer groups imo.
@drunkenhobo80206 ай бұрын
@@ember-brandtBoomers made the best music. All the spare time and money they had gave them lots of opportunity for creativity.
@drvictorvondooooom1036 ай бұрын
Lmao not even close @@drunkenhobo8020
@serenity88396 ай бұрын
That fact you saw me an thought im not a Millennial just aged me into a boomer, thanks chief. @@ember-brandt
@cooliostarstache54746 ай бұрын
@@ember-brandt What are examples of "lesser boomer groups?"
@uselesscattle6 ай бұрын
Screw the murder, homie just wants to know why she is staying at a job she hates
@MewronYT6 ай бұрын
So bad that it's actually good.
@sophiaisabelle016 ай бұрын
The dumbest game you've ever played is the most entertaining one I've ever watched. It never quite misses the mark.
@alexhancock63166 ай бұрын
Best part is 19:00 where the detective asks the KANSAS resident if he has a license for a gun, in KANSAS, USA
@grey.themusiccat6 ай бұрын
"What argue? I wonder about what" -the detective 💅
@ChopsManyon6 ай бұрын
i'd confess
@angus96elliot6 ай бұрын
"The DECEASED professor James Bennet RETURNS EARLY FROM A PLANNED 2 week business trip. Following his unplanned return, he becomes the victim of a MURDER for an unknown reason." Literally the 1st sentence of the game and I'm here for 10 minutes confused at this riddle? was he dead and then murdered or murdered then dead?
@thelastroseofsummer28176 ай бұрын
“This boy is not normal as hell” - My new favorite phrase
@deepdesai68826 ай бұрын
“Age seventy but fountain works” Jesus😭😭😭
@cobbler_75726 ай бұрын
I can’t believe I was there, live, for the “dumbest game I ever played”
@Stogiewise6 ай бұрын
😮
@reesebuholtz51146 ай бұрын
I now have abs from laughing non stop dear god that was hilarious
@daveeyes6 ай бұрын
"He is trying to fling mud on me!"
@chamwow1686 ай бұрын
"age seventy but fountain works" is wild. I couldn't come up with that if I tried for months
@obskewerd39926 ай бұрын
This entire game feels like an Internet Historian NordVPN ad. “Just going to uh, take these shoes.. as evidence” 😂
@kierlanrichards93445 ай бұрын
It was shadow man all along
@LiterallyNobody06 ай бұрын
“What argue? I wonder about what.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣I died
@ur_mad4586 ай бұрын
“Not know” killed me 😭😭😭
@mvlad87256 ай бұрын
As a translator, I think reclassifying this game to the "horror" genre would be more appropriate.
@冞3 ай бұрын
this game could pass as a comedy for how unintentionally funny it is
@sevionus806 ай бұрын
6:23 - He was still thinking about Rose xD
@pixeltree132 ай бұрын
Love how every character is thoroughly lobotomized
@ricomcavoy37246 ай бұрын
28:56 “what the hell do you think you are telling?” Was crying at this 😂😂
@7prudent4 ай бұрын
😂
@lordgigapiller6 ай бұрын
For me the cherry on top of "Age 70 but fountain works" was the response "dedective..."
@lmabacus4042 ай бұрын
Also the little squeal/moan right before that, sounded like they ripped it from a porno.
@bitofalice4 ай бұрын
holy shit, apparently the dev has removed all voice acting and subtitles from the game and is "working on replacing it" but man, I wish I could play THIS version for myself... This is killing me!
@PhilSwiftOfficial2 ай бұрын
This is a real detective game. It makes you need to figure out very basic stuff using the worst possible clues and only talking to lobotomites. It perfectly captures just how confusing being an actual detective is.
@eldritchbidoof6 ай бұрын
I am convinced that the dialogue in this game was done by just dropping a small octopus on the computer keyboard and letting it flail around a while.
@garrettcreedon89986 ай бұрын
That first interaction with Thomas had me TWEEKIN😂😂
@ChopsManyon6 ай бұрын
he deserves a game award nomination for best supporting character
@andrewnguyen68466 ай бұрын
The mother line is like a minimum word requirement on an essay
@Artemis-A245 ай бұрын
"Mom, I want LA Noire" "You already have that game at home" *LA Noire at home:*
@Max_Ivanov_Pro6 ай бұрын
The voice acting in this game is so bad, it's almost good. Like a B-movie turned video game.
@deaddan21486 ай бұрын
Top tier B+ Movie content!
@L3M0NPLEDGE6 ай бұрын
it wasnt voice acted at all, that was all AI TTS
@I-I1M426 ай бұрын
A bee movie video game would be so epic
@mariomaker694206 ай бұрын
extremely a bot comment
@L3M0NPLEDGE6 ай бұрын
@@mariomaker69420 good catch i didn’t even see the account name i just thought it was a normal unfunny female creators comment
@gwencatz24836 ай бұрын
"Age seventy but fountain works" +100 rizz right there
@sydbrown3106 ай бұрын
This sounds like some show my parents would watch as I'm half asleep not really paying attention to what I'm hearing
@King-O-Hell6 ай бұрын
"a condom, used for sexual intercourse" 11:01 This guy really IS a detective
@aceghost10746 ай бұрын
Ah a story based game, using the English language, where no one speaks English as a first language. Truly a work of art
@BlueValleyTS6 ай бұрын
“The deceased professor” “murdered for an unknown reason” huh, I bet the murder weapon was the poison for James, the poison specifically chosen to kill James, James’ poison. It’s a bad sign when the first sentence is that rambling, and worded so unclearly that it makes me think a ghost went on a business trip.
@padmanabhanvaidyanathan718212 күн бұрын
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
@AidanS996 ай бұрын
This was definitely a game. But at least the fountain is still working at age 70.
@TehWhiteTiger6 ай бұрын
The fact the Sheriff was even an option was enough to make it obvious. What a game.
@nomadikoslykos33866 ай бұрын
i do think the little introductory photoshoot is a cool transition
@vierbee2 ай бұрын
9:55 simply adore the sudden switch-up of the mom, calling the bf a badass like it's an insult even though it goes hard as hell
@ivandude10186 ай бұрын
“ yes. I have no one I can sleep together anymore “ WHHHAATTT
@vibinwithivan6 ай бұрын
22:05 ah yes the elusive coke joint, derived from the leaves of the coca plant💀
@one_inch_wonder6 ай бұрын
"I suspect him as hell." Agreed mom, agreed.
@shadowozey6 ай бұрын
“WHY WASTE TIME SAY LOT WORD WHEN FEW WORD DO TRICK”
@Pancake-lj6wm3 ай бұрын
Ive watches this video about 10 times now, truly a masterpiece
@Krankidor3346 ай бұрын
Love that the joint you find says "derived from leaves of the coca plant" so it's essentially a cocain cigarette
@AntivenomOW6 ай бұрын
5:03 This must be the most awkward thing I‘ve ever heard 😂
@Santiago3435.3 ай бұрын
The dialogue really made me doubt my English skills, then i realized charlie wasnt understanding either
@bebopblue6 ай бұрын
The AI voices are hilarious with the broken dialogue. But the facial animations are pretty good. Rose just makes this face right here 5:21
@phantomwarrior86866 ай бұрын
What? These animations are janky and uncanny af It's never a great animation, what game you're looking at lol
@phantomwarrior86866 ай бұрын
The people who developed this game clearly didn't know how to use these AI assisted tools to make the facial expressions, the scripts, and the translation, and ended up with this mess of a game. They trusted into them way too much.
@MoldyPizza1843 ай бұрын
I like how badass is an insult
@derekeastman77716 ай бұрын
The characters all seem to want to play semantic games but the writing is so incomprehensible that you wouldn’t understand even if they were speaking plainly. Truly one of the games of all time.