Not All Horror Games Are Bad

[@CharlesTheFearsomeTrain117]

Nothing like Charlie being scared by horror games while having a straight face the whole time.

[@Mandate_of_Heaven]

He looks tired most of the time, I think that’s it.

[@MartKencuda]

@@Mandate_of_Heaven Nah dude. This is how he's reacted to horror games since before anyone even knew what he looked like. If I remember right he got scared by a leaf once.

[@zaccwiggins]

@@MartKencuda He did get successfully spooked by the “bottom of the nutsack barrel” jumpscare once.

[@Khy._]

@@Mandate_of_Heaven This is a tactic I use when watching horror movies or playing games, I just detach. If you keep in mind that jumpscares can and will happen, and that it's just media being loud, it's lamost impossible to get spooked. Especially with how formulaic 90% of jumpscares are.

[@goobertrain8060]

@@Khy._ but that's no fun

[@rookie9309]

Charlie's entire reaction to the game can only be described with 🗿

[@rookie9309]

Bot replies going crazy bruh

[@Kriegerinheart]

@@rookie9309 yeah 💀

[@UnitedGaming_12]

Kon kon Lakshmi Mata Ki Chuchi Dabana chahta hai aur Allah ko pranaam 🙏🚩

[@xkaspergaming5668]

​@@UnitedGaming_12 Allah L

[@Kriegerinheart]

@@UnitedGaming_12 pray to allah? Nice 👍

[@finlay9616]

If this is how actual ghost hunters reacted, I'd honestly watch them much more

[@animegod3167]

2 bots and a fake bot lmao

[@Raptor-Jesus]

I've never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video....

[@JustKelso1993]

​@@animegod3167 The farts bots always throw me off guard. Who makes a bot about farts?

[@harukakonoha2126]

😂😂😂😂

[@iamthedevilsadvocate]

4:35 😂😂

[@jiffa6414]

Charlie can make any game not scary, the overflow of goofiness surging through his body makes his content the best

[@Mandate_of_Heaven]

Watching someone else play can do that to you.

[@Mandate_of_Heaven]

It’s kinda like a cushion on the mind… makes the impact of a scare much less noticeable.

[@h0m3st4r]

@Patrick39 No, you're not, bot, and you never will be.

[@AntonChigurh.]

Or maybe he has a bunch of people online interacting with him at all times he is thus distracting him from 100% being tuned in the game, alos that he’s literally in a bright ass cool setup that he is chilling in Duh

[@yleyatarn]

Horror games are not even that scary you guys are weak.

[@joshuaandrews3998]

As scary as this game is, what scares me more is someone made a game called “tickling girls”.

[@Mandate_of_Heaven]

Have you seen those NSFW games on steam? *shivers*

[@GeometryDashArcticat]

​@@Mandate_of_Heaven May god have mercy on you if you decide to play the most horrifying game of all. The most retched and most damning experience you will ever see in your entire life. The game of absolute ghoulish fear so strong, that not even Charlie can keep a straight face. Hell, he wouldn't have a face anymore like when he played Officer Greg because fear would overwhelm him to the point of total obliteration from this world. The moniker of such a game: Furry Feet

[@N1GHTSTRIKER-45]

This Is Scarier Than Whatever The Fuck Garten Of Banban Is

[@yleyatarn]

@GenericGamerTag Oh goodness I saw that in a thumbnail once 😭

[@jacobnicola5950]

I've searched this game and the rabbit hole is WAY deeper than you imagine

[@gabe1034]

Nothing compares to how scary charlie's jump scares are

[@nicholasellis4597]

AI!

[@yleyatarn]

WOAH -Charlie

[@UnitedGaming_12]

Kon kon Lakshmi Mata Ki Chuchi Dabana chahta hai aur Allah ko pranaam 🙏🚩

[@six8509]

@@UnitedGaming_12 I don’t really like milk tbh

[@ballstompd]

@Robert Monroe the chupacabra with a bass boosted sound of someone dropping a toilet seat

[@Dawsonm024]

As somebody named Dawson who isn’t used to hearing anybody say my name unless they’re talking to me, the absolute verbal abuse had me dying laughing

[@sephy980]

dawson!? you weasel!

[@regthedroid9533]

Facts bro. My friend sent me a clip of it and psyched me out

[@dhgmduke2138]

“Man fuck dawson” had me dying

[@alondjeckto]

ngl but Daw souns cool

[@chaoscrab]

How do you feel about the arts?

[@JuicyKaroo]

The first jump scare I jumped pretty hard. I can’t believe Charlie is just like a stone wall.

[@SaltyGotMad]

First jumpscare got me so bad and the fact Charlie had no reaction is priceless 💀

[@taylorgepescarroll3645]

Horror games are such a vast genre because people take it to so many different levels. I love this

[@zypher3998]

Bots has infiltrated your comment 😭

[@BloodyB0dy]

Thank you Charlie, now I can’t take horror games seriously and watch horror movies calmly

[@Mandate_of_Heaven]

You have to experience games for yourself. Playing them by yourself makes the gameplay 100x better.

[@Shocknfunk]

@@Mandate_of_Heaven not particularly this one. A lot of the rooms have the same scripted scare over and over. Feels just a tad bit more diverse in phasmo still.

[@yleyatarn]

@@Mandate_of_Heaven True.

[@deangelo479]

@@Mandate_of_Heaven also would make a difference if he had a headset on

[@chrispysaid]

I love how I can watch a full gameplay video of Charl playing a game and come away having absolutely no idea how he feels or what he thinks about it

[@definitelyarealperson3835]

Someone needs to make a horror game where the monsters are all giant cockroaches.

[@BookerDeWitt77]

Fallout? With mods?

[@danplaysshiz4704]

n o

[@kimjongun5613]

He’ll be so terrified he wouldn’t be even touch the game

[@flotnar2512]

You can watch Terraformars its goofilly good

[@WatTheSchit]

Make him play Grounded 😂

[@stuntman670]

Man's straight as an arrow this whole playthrough and then suddenly hits us with his best "GORSH" 💀

[@lucke4467]

0:01 "tickling girls"

[@BookerDeWitt77]

His immunity to fear is contagious, every jump scare didn't even make me flinch because of him.

[@RiceMilknSugar]

Charlie having the most nonchalant reaction to the ghosts is funny as shit

[@denifventear609]

He's just so unbothered. I wanna see Charlie stay in one of those haunted locations for a night

[@shawkindustries9521]

Charlie: *hears sinister laughter* "Ah yes, the happy ghost" 👻

[@leomathlein3658]

I can never tell if Charlie actually likes a horrorgame or hates it

[@madz600]

7:10 Charlie's reaction to this jumpscare is making me laugh my ass off, what a legend.

[@djmaxipad6238]

Alright... whats up

[@ShaggyMcSwaggy]

I'm jumping at every scary moment and Charlie is straight facing this while making quirky jokes. No one can compete with that.

[@Sunking210]

Love Charlie, however he plays with only 1 earbud in and I'm guessing even with that he doesn't have the volume turned all the way up through that input. Notice how he doesn't acknowledge what the ghost was actually saying through the walkie talkie thing early on. I don't think his volume was high enough for him to make out what the ghost said

[@_Hamster]

There are a lot of good single player horror games, you should do something like this again

[@Mandate_of_Heaven]

For example: Amnesia!

[@DrCrazyEvil]

Did he try the Fear series?

[@benjirodaboi8063]

True, a lot of them don't get as much attention either, like this one

[@raging100]

Name 2 thats from 2021-2022. Not a single GOOD horror game. And if you say RE4 i swear to god….

[@Mandate_of_Heaven]

@@DrCrazyEvil Like Cry of Fear? If that’s the case, I agree.

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

Charlie is that anime protagonist that shatters immersion of tropes like horror, romance, and epic battles with their deadpan room temperature behavior

[@JustKelso1993]

Look at her butt

[@Zaciriya]

*ghost lady jumps out screaming* Charlie: "oh hey, wassup, anyways moving on, DAWSON!"

[@DaJodad]

Man's dealt with drama and then went right back to good old 1$ horror games

[@Salem_Witch_Trial_Logic]

The man needed some decompression time!

[@glraff3]

I'm convinced Charlie is just immune to horror games , I've never seen him flinch or anything

[@diemonder]

he did flinch one time and he really complimented the game for it lmao. i don't remember which one but if it comes to mind i'll post it

[@yleyatarn]

They ain’t that scary. But what is scary are games with nsfw.

[@humanbeeing4780]

@@yleyatarnVirgin much?

[@specialshot1457]

​@@yleyatarn Gore isnt scary, its just uncomfortable.

[@BathrobeHero]

After playing so many horror games, you tend to get desensitized

[@josephjoestarrequiem-bub1340]

6:34 yay lights

[@notarielle441]

his reactions keep me calm throughout the game. i cant play these games cause they scary the shit out of me, but the way charlie plays is so funny

[@weedlechu]

15:44 “countdown for baby moment” is a great quote

[@joshcuff3575]

Charlie playing horror games sometimes is like he’s the new Markiplier. I love it when penguins voice is calm in every video. You go CHARLIE!!!! WHOOO YEAH BABY!!!!

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

he is nowhere near being like markiplier lmfao, what planet are u on

[@impishlyit9780]

​@@nomoretwitterhandlesI think they mean that they find him extremely entertaining, like they used to find Mark.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@impishlyit9780 that 1) doesn't make him "the NEW markiplier" because markiplier cannot be replaced, 2) doesn't make sense because nowhere did they mention that they "used to" enjoy Mark that way Like good for you for trying to give them the benefit of the doubt, but that still makes them look like an asshole who only compares youtubers as though they're objects for enjoyment only

[@impishlyit9780]

@@nomoretwitterhandles You're being quite confrontational for the person worried about someone sounding an asshole. Maybe take a look in the mirror before you hop into the comments next time.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@impishlyit9780 I never said I wasn't being an asshole lmao. Quit making shit up to argue about because you can't be right about something lol.

[@harrietlovesgeeks]

The calmest most deadpan play of a horror game I've ever watched. More please Charlie 🙏

[@TuxedoCrafter]

I need a video series of Charlie going to supposedly haunted places irl and exploring

[@OfficiallySnek]

Sure not all horror games are bad... it's just most of them

[@abdulqayyum8986]

"Hey Dawson you bitch" an immediate reaction he started running to tell his parents on me. Man Im dead💀

[@JabesAbe]

*Tickling Girls* "Im not even gonna scroll over that one." lmaooooo

[@GameSense100]

As someone named Everett, Charlie saying, “hey Everett, is your punk az down here?” killed me lol

[@IjiModo]

3:39 Charlie when the dementia hits

[@MunciMunci]

"Can you shut the fuck up?" Ghost must've felt fear and turned on the fire to warm charlie up to try make amends for being loud

[@Rafae017]

On behalf of all Victorias, I'd like to thank chat for lying to Charlie, now we can sleep to the wonderful sounds of him very monotonously stating our name every once in a while.

[@Skarry]

Are you 80?

[@Rafae017]

@@Skarry Are you Victoria?

[@Salem_Witch_Trial_Logic]

You guys could say all of you guys took the W and were victorious….

[@shreynaidoo7463]

​​@@SkarryVictoria is such a beautiful name. Wtf do you mean? 😂

[@Skarry]

@@shreynaidoo7463 I agree. I was just being rude.

[@slammedc2003]

I honestly wish there was a Ghost Hunter type show where the investigators acted more scientific and less dramatic, then I might actually believe the footage they supposedly capture.

[@SabrinaRene4565]

I used to live for watching you play horror games when I was in high school. This is true nostalgia

[@brawpp8987]

I like how charlie just keeps saying" Hey hello" into the mic instead of busting out his unusual and oddly specific insults

[@4lpaca]

2:28 theres a face in the dark. Scared the crap outta me

[@anonymous123456on]

Can't believe charlie wasn't even scared by the cockroach on the emp

[@Sman033]

11:33 "lil weasel" LMAOOOOOO I LIKE THAT

[@zyfyt256]

I nearly had a heart attack and he's just sitting there unphased ☠️

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

2:02 did it just call you a "A hole" 🤣

[@xansoraa4426]

I love random steam horror games.

[@weeeman199]

when charlie enters a haunted house the ghosts are afraid of his 5'6 stature and masculinity

[@dagamon357]

man charlie really transformed into goofy there for a moment

[@blazingig6473]

@7:35 This burp scared me more than the game.

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

It's all fun and games for these ghosts trying to scare Charlie until he whips out a Proton Pack.

[@yaboiblue]

Is about to die "Hey, hello??"

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

Perfect timing for me to procrastinate by watching another moist upload

[@0_Force]

0:00 What a way to start a video 😳

[@m3tricfpsprivat]

Kinda sad he played it alone tho. With friends this shit is hittin different

[@ZoeBellCake]

The belch jumpscared me the most.

[@EthanLucas08]

I love watching Charlie while I'm supposed to be paying attention in class

[@JoseGomez-le4gr]

First minutes of charlie playing sums up every ghost hunting show

[@Tarrdidj]

FINALLY A GAMING VIDEO

[@Ybeetus]

I like how at first charlie is talking to the ghost like he's trouble shooting a walki talki

[@shawkindustries9521]

Charlie is enjoying Demons while Mukitty is editing her next "argument" 😂

[@okuigokublack]

This chick gonna become the next Sneako 🤣

[@berrymansir]

Bro is unfazed

[@Shocknfunk]

As much as I like seeing this genre being explored more I can’t help but feel most of them are just too jank to ever function correctly.Also the fact that all of them feel like they make the progression wall way too tall at the beginning that you have to grind the same exact map for a couple hours and only being able to play a third of the mission since you gotta gather a ton of cash to have a good stock of equipment to actually try your hand at the full game. Idk ghost feel like they toss all of their evidence right off the bat to doing absolutely nothing and kill you without warning. That’s where I’m not sure if it’s the jank of the game or it’s working as intended.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Yeah, I feel like it's unfair that they're forcing you to start with nothing and then grind for hundreds of dollars for a little candle that's lost if you die because you're in the wrong room when the ghost decides to start hunting. Just give us the tools we need by default, and the reward of choosing the right ghost is being able to go further into the house, clothing options, or even just reskins of items and stuff...

[@Jeffrey050711]

8:42 Lady is the word that comes to mind.

[@ozymandias3097]

Been playing Demonologist with my buddies for the past week. Definitely worth the $15 price tag if you have people to play with.

[@smokemyjohnson6755]

It's alright, ghost exile is still much better. Demonologist is pretty boring

[@xxEpicxGunnerxx]

1:27 hey now I wasn't ready for that. Dropped my bag o chips

[@NorthernWind26]

The only time I got scared was when charlie burped, it was the most demonic thing I've ever heard

[@ted-opps]

horror games are hit or miss, either really bad graphics and bad scares, or really good graphics and horrifying scares, or a mix of all.

[@HamletEnjoyer]

Act 5, scene 1 Scene 1 Synopsis: Hamlet, returned from his journey, comes upon a gravedigger singing as he digs. Hamlet tries to find out who the grave is for and reflects on the skulls that are being dug up. A funeral procession approaches. Hamlet soon realizes that the corpse is Ophelia’s. When Laertes in his grief leaps into her grave and curses Hamlet as the cause of Ophelia’s death, Hamlet comes forward. He and Laertes struggle, with Hamlet protesting his own love and grief for Ophelia. Enter Gravedigger and Another. GRAVEDIGGER Is she to be buried in Christian burial, when she willfully seeks her own salvation? OTHER I tell thee she is. Therefore make her grave straight. The crowner hath sat on her and finds it Christian burial. GRAVEDIGGER How can that be, unless she drowned herself in her own defense? OTHER Why, ’tis found so. GRAVEDIGGER It must be se offendendo; it cannot be else. For here lies the point: if I drown myself wittingly, it argues an act, and an act hath three branches-it is to act, to do, to perform. Argal, she drowned herself wittingly. OTHER Nay, but hear you, goodman delver- GRAVEDIGGER Give me leave. Here lies the water; good. Here stands the man; good. If the man go to this water and drown himself, it is (will he, nill he) he goes; mark you that. But if the water come to him and drown him, he drowns not himself. Argal, he that is not guilty of his own death shortens not his own life. OTHER But is this law? GRAVEDIGGER Ay, marry, is ’t-crowner’s ’quest law. OTHER Will you ha’ the truth on ’t? If this had not been a gentlewoman, she should have been buried out o’ Christian burial. GRAVEDIGGER Why, there thou sayst. And the more pity that great folk should have count’nance in this world to drown or hang themselves more than their even-Christian. Come, my spade. There is no ancient gentlemen but gard’ners, ditchers, and grave-makers. They hold up Adam’s profession. OTHER Was he a gentleman? GRAVEDIGGER He was the first that ever bore arms. OTHER Why, he had none. GRAVEDIGGER What, art a heathen? How dost thou understand the scripture? The scripture says Adam digged. Could he dig without arms? I’ll put another question to thee. If thou answerest me not to the purpose, confess thyself- OTHER Go to! GRAVEDIGGER What is he that builds stronger than either the mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter? OTHER The gallows-maker; for that frame outlives a thousand tenants. GRAVEDIGGER I like thy wit well, in good faith. The gallows does well. But how does it well? It does well to those that do ill. Now, thou dost ill to say the gallows is built stronger than the church. Argal, the gallows may do well to thee. To ’t again, come. OTHER “Who builds stronger than a mason, a shipwright, or a carpenter?” GRAVEDIGGER Ay, tell me that, and unyoke. OTHER Marry, now I can tell. GRAVEDIGGER To ’t. OTHER Mass, I cannot tell.

[@lucaso62828]

The sound of sadness in his voice “that wasn’t even Yusuf” 🥺

[@Just8akitkat]

I hope you do more of these videos, I love them 👻

[@Beeboop00]

I’ll wait until night to watch

[@DoctorX17]

That looked really cool, I loved the effects when ghost stuff happened like the chromatic aberration and film grain/sepia

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's Fact: The 'Dancing Plague' of 1518 involved a mass hysteria that caused hundreds of people in Strasbourg, France to dance uncontrollably for days, with no clear explanation for the outbreak.

[@ThisGuyDannyyy]

Today’s Fact: The final trailer of The Legends of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom will be released tomorrow. I hope everyone is excited for that game.

[@Tru5t]

8:56 sounds like a violent toilet encounter.

[@vr3c]

Charles is the kind of person who lives in a horror game

[@RifleRaptorYT]

4:38 ghosts cant even eat it before putting it on a hang

[@aryanjain8801]

normal youtuber: I should scream out loud while i see ghost so my viewers can enjoy Charlie : can you shut the fuck up ghost i am trying to focus here

[@boborax1460]

I honestly can't tell if the title is ironic or not .Judging from the video the game didn't look that good to me

[@wearethenewsnow3644]

These KZbin stars are cia assets with completely fake bot farms in their comments

[@SkuIIKn1ght]

Yeah looks pretty shitty tbh, ill stick with phasma

[@Mr12Relic]

7:24 "That might've been a soft 2" gasp, Just like me

[@ArtysCorpFiction]

A positive review from Charlie on a horror game!? Unheard of!!

[@SuperCREEEEEEPER]

i shitted my pants at that first jumpscare, and i dont want what was scarier, the ghost itself, or Charlie`s absolute lack of any emotion during this encounter

[@nicknack5697]

Charlie's enthusiasm for this game is like my enthusiasm for week-old boiled asparagus: the absolute max.

[@BaNoodles999]

“It’s a 2 on the big scale”sent me over the edge 🤣

[@joshg6792]

Maybe this game is scary but when Charlie plays it, seems like it's not.

[@FABIOZITO11]

He isn't afraid of horror games but if he went to a supposedly "haunted house" he would be the only one freaking out because it would probably have cockroaches

[@kenyip8317]

I played the game and still jumped at some of the scares yet Charlie is absolutely un phased in every encounter 💀

[@Chrisdish]

Just so everyone knows, a special event consisting of a demon getting a blowy by a nun can happen in this game.

[@LoveHandle4890]

Horror is life. Life is horror.

[@dillanbromwell8379]

MAGNA MAGNA MAGNA!!! That is my ring tone now

[@alexd9588]

Every game is fun with Charlie. I’ve been watching since The Oregon Trail vids that came out when I was 11. Never stop making vids ❤

[@Itsjettondon05]

I really want to see Charlie do a real haunted house when Halloween comes around

[@shrimperator]

That was truly a scary game

[@kozywashere]

I seen that little jump after that magna jumps scare 😂 mans is doing his best to keep cool

[@telayajackson1.0]

This game looks fun for Halloween 👻 🎃

[@Vibakari]

I can’t believe the Victoria’s Secret joke flew over his head lmao

[@DigiWoof345]

I love your videos ❤

[@fenior]

Bro commented the same thing 4 times 💀

[@swordturtles5401]

Try not to farm likes challenge

[@Aethelbeorn]

@@fenior Bro edited his comment 🦨

[@swordturtles5401]

@@pgWave. LITERALLY like idk what they get out of it?? A shred of clout maybe but nothing substantial at all

[@HamletEnjoyer]

Act 3, scene 4 Scene 4 Synopsis: In Gertrude’s room, Polonius hides behind a tapestry. Hamlet’s entrance so alarms Gertrude that she cries out for help. Polonius echoes her cry, and Hamlet, thinking Polonius to be Claudius, stabs him to death. Hamlet then verbally attacks his mother for marrying Claudius. In the middle of Hamlet’s attack, the Ghost returns to remind Hamlet that his real purpose is to avenge his father’s death. Gertrude cannot see the Ghost and pities Hamlet’s apparent madness. After the Ghost exits, Hamlet urges Gertrude to abandon Claudius’s bed. He then tells her about Claudius’s plan to send him to England and reveals his suspicions that the journey is a plot against him, which he resolves to counter violently. He exits dragging out Polonius’s body. Enter Queen and Polonius. POLONIUS He will come straight. Look you lay home to him. Tell him his pranks have been too broad to bear with And that your Grace hath screened and stood between Much heat and him. I’ll silence me even here. Pray you, be round with him. HAMLET, within Mother, mother, mother! QUEEN I’ll warrant you. Fear me not. Withdraw, I hear him coming. Polonius hides behind the arras. Enter Hamlet. HAMLET Now, mother, what’s the matter? QUEEN Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended. HAMLET Mother, you have my father much offended. QUEEN Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue. HAMLET Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue. QUEEN Why, how now, Hamlet? HAMLET What’s the matter now? QUEEN Have you forgot me? HAMLET No, by the rood, not so. You are the Queen, your husband’s brother’s wife, And (would it were not so) you are my mother. QUEEN Nay, then I’ll set those to you that can speak. HAMLET Come, come, and sit you down; you shall not budge. You go not till I set you up a glass Where you may see the inmost part of you. QUEEN What wilt thou do? Thou wilt not murder me? Help, ho! POLONIUS, behind the arras What ho! Help! HAMLET How now, a rat? Dead for a ducat, dead. He kills Polonius by thrusting a rapier through the arras. POLONIUS, behind the arras O, I am slain! QUEEN O me, what hast thou done? HAMLET Nay, I know not. Is it the King? QUEEN O, what a rash and bloody deed is this! HAMLET A bloody deed-almost as bad, good mother, As kill a king and marry with his brother. QUEEN As kill a king? HAMLET Ay, lady, it was my word. He pulls Polonius’ body from behind the arras. Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool, farewell. I took thee for thy better. Take thy fortune. Thou find’st to be too busy is some danger. To Queen. Leave wringing of your hands. Peace, sit you down, And let me wring your heart; for so I shall If it be made of penetrable stuff, If damnèd custom have not brazed it so That it be proof and bulwark against sense. QUEEN What have I done, that thou dar’st wag thy tongue In noise so rude against me? HAMLET Such an act That blurs the grace and blush of modesty, Calls virtue hypocrite, takes off the rose From the fair forehead of an innocent love And sets a blister there, makes marriage vows As false as dicers’ oaths-O, such a deed As from the body of contraction plucks The very soul, and sweet religion makes A rhapsody of words! Heaven’s face does glow O’er this solidity and compound mass With heated visage, as against the doom, Is thought-sick at the act. QUEEN Ay me, what act That roars so loud and thunders in the index? HAMLET Look here upon this picture and on this, The counterfeit presentment of two brothers. See what a grace was seated on this brow, Hyperion’s curls, the front of Jove himself, An eye like Mars’ to threaten and command, A station like the herald Mercury New-lighted on a heaven-kissing hill, A combination and a form indeed Where every god did seem to set his seal To give the world assurance of a man. This was your husband. Look you now what follows. Here is your husband, like a mildewed ear Blasting his wholesome brother. Have you eyes? Could you on this fair mountain leave to feed And batten on this moor? Ha! Have you eyes? You cannot call it love, for at your age The heyday in the blood is tame, it’s humble And waits upon the judgment; and what judgment Would step from this to this? Sense sure you have, Else could you not have motion; but sure that sense Is apoplexed; for madness would not err, Nor sense to ecstasy was ne’er so thralled, But it reserved some quantity of choice To serve in such a difference. What devil was ’t That thus hath cozened you at hoodman-blind? Eyes without feeling, feeling without sight, Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all, Or but a sickly part of one true sense Could not so mope. O shame, where is thy blush? Rebellious hell, If thou canst mutine in a matron’s bones, To flaming youth let virtue be as wax And melt in her own fire. Proclaim no shame When the compulsive ardor gives the charge, Since frost itself as actively doth burn, And reason panders will. QUEEN O Hamlet, speak no more! Thou turn’st my eyes into my very soul, And there I see such black and grainèd spots As will not leave their tinct. HAMLET Nay, but to live In the rank sweat of an enseamèd bed, Stewed in corruption, honeying and making love Over the nasty sty! QUEEN O, speak to me no more! These words like daggers enter in my ears. No more, sweet Hamlet! HAMLET A murderer and a villain, A slave that is not twentieth part the tithe Of your precedent lord; a vice of kings, A cutpurse of the empire and the rule, That from a shelf the precious diadem stole And put it in his pocket- QUEEN No more! HAMLET A king of shreds and patches-