Appointed by Bush in 2003 to distract from the horrors of war, Liberty's antics turned fatal yesterday when he cart-wheeled into a roadside bomb.
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@snowdaysrule5 жыл бұрын
"Liberty Psyched Up Troops Suffering From PTSD So They Could Be Redeployed." Man, that's RUFFFFFF
@BlackBurn51004 жыл бұрын
*Rufff
@haveabananaproductions91174 жыл бұрын
Ruff ruff
@patrollingthemojavealmostm26984 жыл бұрын
@dr obnoxius Just because you're sensitive doesn't mean you're different xddd
@065Tim4 жыл бұрын
This is comedy gold
@yodad7514 жыл бұрын
I hate you for making me laugh at this joke
@aburnoutfailurewithsomemem30854 жыл бұрын
The man went out like a bloody legend He did a cartwheel onto a landmine That’s how I want to go out
@velesmudri45334 жыл бұрын
Omg hahaha
@angeljimenez64174 жыл бұрын
F
@H2yordead3 жыл бұрын
And I respect that
@randomrandle91413 жыл бұрын
Bloody legend
@primaveral-s8s3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the "Make a Wish" foundation, where we make your dreams come true!
@christianmartinez229010 жыл бұрын
Private First Class Jeffery Bison's favorite food is grass and low-flying shrubbery.I love that his hometown is Buffalo, New York.
@edwardicus45 жыл бұрын
I was so saddened when I heard those bastards captured him and made him into buffalo wings. Heard he was delicious, though.
@nkmcfrln5 жыл бұрын
*low-lying
@cowmoo55964 жыл бұрын
@@edwardicus4 Nah man that wasnt him
@cowmoo55964 жыл бұрын
@@edwardicus4 That was "Justice" the Chicken
@cowmoo55964 жыл бұрын
@@edwardicus4 He was killed in Syria and thats why we pulled out
@guyofminimalimportance74 жыл бұрын
I love how they never refer to the person wearing the costume, implying that mascots are just their own race of people.
@capncake88373 жыл бұрын
@@Ivytheherbert That’s an insult to mascots.
@SynthLizard83 жыл бұрын
@@capncake8837 If Mascots aren't furries, I don't know what is.
@feritperliare28903 жыл бұрын
@@SynthLizard8 mascots are like cheerleaders taking the team's symbol and giving it some spirit they don't have to be furries and definitely ain't by definition
@qty13153 жыл бұрын
@@Ivytheherbert That would make a damn good book.
@loneassassin293 жыл бұрын
There was people inside of liberty??? Can't believe nobody said anything sooner
@statingtheobvious81194 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing this mascot breakdancing during the Osama Bin Laden raid as SEALS raid the house.
@thereisnosanctuary61844 жыл бұрын
Reece Yee Liberty tracked Bin Laden down.
@moosebear63723 жыл бұрын
I would've then think someone laced my drink with drugs lmao.
@spehhhsssmarineer89613 жыл бұрын
When you accidentally emote in the middle of a firefight.
@Merilirem3 жыл бұрын
He would fit right in with the sea doggo's.
@mardasman4283 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but Liberty has no mandate for Pakistan, his federal funding mandate was only for Iraq.
@ian_b4 жыл бұрын
When Jeffrey Bison didn't win I lost all faith in democracy.
@jjcoola9983 жыл бұрын
Same
@LittleWhole3 жыл бұрын
@Luís Andrade 2029? Are you from the future?
@wlodek74223 жыл бұрын
i want to like your comment but i dont want to destory your number of likes...
@soldofpol70263 жыл бұрын
That's Private First class Jeffrey Bison to you, sir! Show some damn respect.
@Jefff722 жыл бұрын
Voting was rigged.
@MrxB4UX12 жыл бұрын
If we had a fluffy dog in the 70's, we would have done much better in vietnam.
@thesaltmerchant45646 жыл бұрын
Don't you know? We did. Liberty wasn't the first. Freedom was his predecessor. Freedoms disappearance into the name jungle never to be heard from again is what broke our boys resolve. They just couldn't bear to keep fighting knowing that freedom was dead. They knew it was a waste of time life and money and eventually the brass knew it too. Maybe a little too late but we left the steaming hellscape of a jungle much less then we came into it as.
@milascave26 жыл бұрын
the salt: They recruited Fat Freddies Cat for a while with promises of unlimited fish rations. FF Cat mostly spent his time in the Nam getting high with the troops. Eventually, he developed a nasty smack habit and was sent home. Some say that he was involved in the fragging of an officer who tried to crack down on drugs in the unit. Now you can usually find the elderly cat on San Francisco sidewalks with a sign saying "spare change for a Disabled Vet." It's a sad story.
@moparmanicgarage4 жыл бұрын
we would have if Nixon wasn't forced out of office.
@hugoisgaming25184 жыл бұрын
sniff the fuckin VC out
@redbanner25234 жыл бұрын
He would end up as dinner for the vietnamese just watch when they killed the dog they be like finally some food
@sephiroth826110 жыл бұрын
I could honestly see Bush doing some shit like this.
@MrHatoi4 жыл бұрын
That's the best part lmao, it's so close to something he would have actually done
@ryanchungus89724 жыл бұрын
@@MrHatoi eh, idk about that. He would've done the elk
@bruhsoundeffect19034 жыл бұрын
@@ryanchungus8972 The tech-wise Elk? Yeah, no. If anything, Bush can barely run a lawnmower. The only thing being mowed is his wife, by Dick Cheney.
@jmc0424 жыл бұрын
I miss when our president was dumb in an endearing way
@pageofswords6674 жыл бұрын
@@jmc042 yeah i missed when that goofy guy killed 600000 iraqis but he was so humble
@whitiscool110 жыл бұрын
damn. we should have voted for private first class jeffrey bison
@meredocu6 жыл бұрын
he should have won.
@nkmcfrln5 жыл бұрын
@Logan LaPointe I was going to comment : )
@the_gilded_age_phoenix87174 жыл бұрын
Nah, man, the high-tech elk woulda been killa.
@cowmoo55964 жыл бұрын
He definitely should have one
@higgle-haggle83334 жыл бұрын
Bison won the populare vote.
@FloppyDiskMaster4 жыл бұрын
“Suicide prevented by video of kittens riding on Roomba” is probably the most realistic thing The Onion has ever said
@Pheonix195812 жыл бұрын
Fuck it, el transporte
@ekatasatya2995 Жыл бұрын
everything in onion is realistic in it's bittersweet of false hope revelation.
@discordlexia2429 Жыл бұрын
Actually happened to me but it was "Kitten eating sausage ASMR" that I'd left open on my phone.
@Reignor99 Жыл бұрын
@@discordlexia2429 ..."Kitten eating sausage ASMR"... **FBI OPEN UP**
@poudink5791 Жыл бұрын
@@Reignor99 Why? Do you know what ASMR means?
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache6 жыл бұрын
There are rumblings that it was because of friendly fire, but I....I can't believe something so horrible.
@Jefff725 жыл бұрын
😭
@ZerqTM5 жыл бұрын
don't say such nonsense! next your going to suggest that wealthy elites who profit of the wars had it all done as a false flag after setting up the contest to pick a mascot to begin with all with the aim of raising support for never ending war or something like that! Cool it with the conspiracy theories already! no one want to hear about you usubstatiated claims that it's all just a excuse to keep expending very very expensive ammunition and thus transfer tax payers money to the mega wealthy in an act of class warfare the results in actual warfare. that's all bullshit!
@bthy3845 жыл бұрын
@@maxotto9877 Pat Tillman joke
@nerdsoft99644 жыл бұрын
It _is_ suspicious that Private First Class Jeffery Bison was travelling in the same convoy, but came out completely unharmed.
@arieson77154 жыл бұрын
FUCKING FURRIES *M240 Bravo reload noise*
@Liechtenstein91834 жыл бұрын
Oct. 15, 2019: *Reports have come out today that Jeffrey Bison, was shot and killed in Syria today. May he rest in all of our hearts.*
@matthew81534 жыл бұрын
Damn it not another great hero. I hope D’Angelo the Streetwise Elk is nominated for the coming war with China.
@heleenstander23614 жыл бұрын
Maybe I'm just uneducated, but... Who the hell is Jeffrey Bison?
@mrpirate61874 жыл бұрын
heleen stander 0:56
@fam48683 жыл бұрын
One year today. Still hurts
@jjcoola9983 жыл бұрын
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@grantv782510 жыл бұрын
Like I care. I voted for D'Angelo the Streetwise Elk anyway.
@Meeminator4 жыл бұрын
Brigadier Baboon was my pick but I respect your choice
@zorndy57504 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Bison should have won tho, like look at him, he is a tank of a unit
Alarec Scarbrow Oy you think you’re cheeky bruv chat shit round me mates I’ll do ya bruv
@jonasschroder83014 жыл бұрын
I agree with Alexander de Lautour Jeffery bison was supposed to be the hero we didn’t deserve
@annereilley48925 жыл бұрын
There really was a mascot from 2003 - 2009 called Smoke. Look him up in wiki. However, he died in 2012 of natural causes: Smoke, also known as Smoke the Donkey, became a mascot and therapy animal for the United States Marine Corps during the 2003 Iraq War. Marine Colonel John Folsom helped rescue the malnourished Iraqi donkey and built a corral and stable at Camp Taqaddum in Iraq from 2008 to 2009 among the Marines of the 1st Marine Logistics Group who were deployed there.[1] Folsom was able to find a Navy psychologist to designate Smoke as a therapy animal in order to address regulations against keeping the animal on the premises. The donkey became popular with the troops who would send photos to children back home.[2]
@parker254892 жыл бұрын
that's amazing and adorable
@t60-flying95 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile you people left hundreds of Iraqi and afgani translators there to die due to "inmigration bureaucracy" (racism)
@viviana8577 Жыл бұрын
The fuck. This is real
@8bitminer Жыл бұрын
@@t60-flying95 you really know how to make people laugh don’t you
@mushovers3006 Жыл бұрын
@@t60-flying95they were brown!!! Think of what they would have done to the economy!!!! /s
@mesmith25264 жыл бұрын
“Liberty’s life ended this week, after having cartwheeled and accidentally landing on an IED.” LMAO 😂
@verticalflyingb7374 жыл бұрын
If he's gonna die, he's gonna do it in style
@mesmith25264 жыл бұрын
VerticalFlyingB737 indeed he did! Indeed he did. *Looks off into distance as though contemplating something deep, while in reality he just got distracted by a weird looking bird* *Refocuses for closing remark* He will be missed.
@verticalflyingb7374 жыл бұрын
@@mesmith2526 Yes, he'll be missed...
@BumAssNigga4084 жыл бұрын
I wonder if it was the always the same person
@buggyman2864 жыл бұрын
I almost swallowed my gum laughing
@lycurgusthelawgiver15 жыл бұрын
"Posthumously awarded a giant foam replica of the medal of honor" ha ha ha
@matthew81534 жыл бұрын
The look on his face and the tone of his voice when he said that actually made me sad.
@peachdoesart71754 жыл бұрын
I saw a dog break dance in front of a flaming car while Im sure people died in the background
@wisemankugelmemicus17013 жыл бұрын
It was Iraq in 2004. There are probably more bodies than there are roads.
@LotsOfBologna23 жыл бұрын
He performed for the dead people's family by doing acrobatics on top of their Koran, doing Mohammad impersonations and topping it all off with a happy dance.
@Rishoutfield15 жыл бұрын
Just heard the news. I'll never forget the day Liberty came to our school to "talk" about the war in Iraq and got a whole room of remedial high school Seniors to bark the National Anthem. Two of my friends enlisted the following summer. Thanks for all you did, Liberty.
@Rena1524 жыл бұрын
Liberty the Dog says: "Let freedom bark!" Brigadier Baboon says: "Maintaining radio silence"
@nixthematrix10 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that show M*A*S*H where we were constantly reminded that even in the horrors of war, there's always bathroom humor.
@MajesticSkywhale7 жыл бұрын
you should see the shitter at a FoB. There's drawn dicks covering every inch of every wall
@213213yoyo6 жыл бұрын
+Erik Van der Zee FoB?
@shadows_star5 жыл бұрын
@@213213yoyo Forward Operating base
@SurprisinglyDeep4 жыл бұрын
I used to watch that show pretty much every time I'd go visit my grandparents as a child
@JohanKylander3 жыл бұрын
The movie was much better.
@fizzlyTV15 жыл бұрын
i was thinking of ending my life. there was nothing left for me in this world. then i saw that video of kittens riding a roomba and my heart was so filled with joy that i decided to live. and to buy a roomba.
@JimmyaKaTheK4 жыл бұрын
fizzlyTV How did it all work out?
@nulla6164 жыл бұрын
@@JimmyaKaTheK the world needs to know
@nulla6164 жыл бұрын
Please, we need answers!
@noodles54384 жыл бұрын
Nulla She is still alive if that’s what you are asking.
@nulla6164 жыл бұрын
@@noodles5438 did she buy a roomba?
@caleb-zx3dz4 жыл бұрын
“H-hey kids! It’s Libe-“ *airstrike inbound*
@project22-ab884 жыл бұрын
"Muhammed! Look it's a human dog!" "What in Allahs name have the Americans unleashed upon us"
@BillyLegumbres4 жыл бұрын
If I were a muslim, I would have shit my pants and probably even cum after seeing a crazy infidel dog doing the moonwalk or something crazy
“Dear Allah, help our soul from this evil haram dog” “Yeepe doodle doo Mohammad, do you want to see a magic trick?” *Cuts dick off* “ALLAHUAKBAR” “Doodly toodles, it’s almost like you are jewish” “I will not die in vain” *Takes Grenade* “ALLAHUAKBAR” *Grenade explodes*
@Engifarting4564 жыл бұрын
@@halamadruuid2380 ok jew
@minervacultist51273 жыл бұрын
So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause
@spacemanapeinc72024 жыл бұрын
“Private First Class Jeffrey Bison”, wow they did their homework.
@MUSTDOS4 жыл бұрын
Non-American here Please help me understand the joke
@waycnf72294 жыл бұрын
i thought you were talking about the jeffrey bison anyway i already know about pfc because of mw2 and pfc allen
@spacemanapeinc72024 жыл бұрын
MUSTDOS Man I can’t exactly remember the reference, but if you’re infantry you’d understand it to some extent.
@gabrielegenota14803 жыл бұрын
@@UltraBlitzer755 Dont think that was what he was referring to
@3AMJH4 жыл бұрын
The fact that Jeffrey's favorite activity is "waiting for orders" means he is perfect for the military life. I did my mandatory 6 months and still remember all the waiting around. Always in a hurry to get somewhere, and when we get there, there is at least 2 hours of standing around, waiting for orders. Good time for a nap though. :)
@SurprisinglyDeep4 жыл бұрын
If its okay if I ask, what was your role? Like were you infantry? Just asking out of idle curiosity
@3AMJH4 жыл бұрын
@@SurprisinglyDeep Sure. I was in the artillery, and part of the group that scouted and prepared the correct positions for the incoming (those days still mostly truck-towed) artillery pieces. After that was done, we would act as extra crew for the artillery pieces, pull communications wires across the forest floor or whatever was needed.
@pb36154 жыл бұрын
This is terrible. I had never heard of him. They should award him a real medal of honour and build a statue. It is a disgrace to give him a foam one. God bless you. My thoughts are with your family.
@SurprisinglyDeep4 жыл бұрын
Him and Little Sebastian from Pawnee both shouldn't have had the flags at half-mast during their public ceremonies
@Cushla-np4pt4 жыл бұрын
i cant tell if you are joking or not but the onion is a parody news source its meant to be a joke of course the iraq military doesnt have a mascot
@SurprisinglyDeep4 жыл бұрын
@@Cushla-np4pt It's clear to me P B was doing a straight laced parodg, acting like the fictional mascot was a real U.S. military vet
@Cushla-np4pt4 жыл бұрын
@@SurprisinglyDeep oh yeah sorry sorry i have to go to church now to pay my respects
@momotaro__4 жыл бұрын
@@Cushla-np4pt wait this is not real?
@mrnic30585 жыл бұрын
Liberty: was I a good boy God: no I heard you were the best
@edwardicus44 жыл бұрын
Allah : He was ok, I guess.
@kotekzot4 жыл бұрын
@@edwardicus4 nah, dogs are so evil in Islam, they chase angels away.
@SurprisinglyDeep4 жыл бұрын
@@kotekzot Allah made an exception for humanoid dogs wearing army camo thanks to liberty
@SurprisinglyDeep4 жыл бұрын
@@kotekzot Upvoted (it didn't show for some reason)
@heleenstander23614 жыл бұрын
@@redroomvalentine. Don't know if you're being sarcastic or what, but this was never real lol.
@sergeantarchdornan30134 жыл бұрын
4 years ago people: dog puns People today: ew furry
@lindasenteno47534 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@VaporWolfYT4 жыл бұрын
this aint a furry lmao
@danielsteger84563 жыл бұрын
@@solidaritytime3650 why are you mad
@doomclasher92873 жыл бұрын
Why do people hate furries anyways, they're just like Liberty just usually not war themed
@jaushuagrahamthefloridaman11243 жыл бұрын
HOW DARE you slander the name of Liberty?! *he was a patriot you pinko commie!*
@tvre0 Жыл бұрын
“Liberty psyched up troops suffering from ptsd so they could be redeployed” lmao
@clankcc74103 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize this was by the onion until the dog was breakdancing next to the burning car lol
@thegamersfaction6343 Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@aztronomy7457 Жыл бұрын
How is no one talking about him jumping in front of the war crime at 1:00🤣🤣🤣
@Michael-hb4wc Жыл бұрын
I don't see a war crime...
@laughable66504 жыл бұрын
“So this is how Liberty dies... with thunderous explosions...”
@ramenramen80724 жыл бұрын
@Syrian Raat a modified star wars reference
@noem41623 жыл бұрын
For those who believe this is real It is
@trophicegg94283 жыл бұрын
@@lucienmaranber Someone’s mad they ate the onion
@noem41623 жыл бұрын
@@lucienmaranber it’s true
@sparkshark96974 жыл бұрын
Rip. Eleven hard years without this Angel.
@shaynewheeler9249 Жыл бұрын
🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
@shaynewheeler9249 Жыл бұрын
Titanic engine 🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒
@shaynewheeler9249 Жыл бұрын
Titanic 2 engine cylinder engineering
@trumanway37633 жыл бұрын
I love how all of the mascots look like mascots, then private first class Jeffrey bison is literally a bison with a helmet photoshopped on.
@kikiretzorg14674 жыл бұрын
D'Angelo the Streetwise Elk's profile still says "Brigadeer Baboon says."
@dylanw.17404 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm starting to doubt their credibility
@whalewhalelookwhowehaveher17294 жыл бұрын
0:56 I love how it's a real animal
@siddiqaqil4 жыл бұрын
Why does the mascot act and looks like that one VR duck season game?
@saynomore87954 жыл бұрын
Half of the comments here are people saying f for liberty, and the other half are people saying Jeffery Bison would have done better
@Jefff725 жыл бұрын
I was torn up when he died. Why him? He was such a lovable war dog. 😭
@zad_rasera4 жыл бұрын
He will be missed...
@watermelonhead80544 жыл бұрын
@cristi dules damn, you beat me to it
@leventetakacs16414 жыл бұрын
he was one patriotic puppy indeed
@Jefff724 жыл бұрын
NCR Trooper go away Brigadier Baboon, we know that you were behind this!
@ianorourke57282 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe it’s been 13 years since we lost him…
@snaketooth09439 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the explosion tosted his ammo marshmallows
@LuizAlexPhoenix3 жыл бұрын
00:53 D'Angelo The Streetwise Elk had Brigadier Baboon take credit for his quote, typical of high brass.
@Wasabifold12 жыл бұрын
"Heavy head made it difficulty for Liberty to avoid explosion."
@comraderoman42993 жыл бұрын
Here on July 4th... RIP Liberty, never forget
@damndaniel73394 жыл бұрын
Can we take a moment that they said he died HEROIC lol by Doing a cartwheel and trip on a IED😂
@JoshLin173 жыл бұрын
Seeing a guy in a dog costume breakdance next to a burning car is so bizzare
@el_fucko Жыл бұрын
See, Brigadier Baboon was just clearly trying waaaay too hard with that "Favorite Food: Military Rations" nonsense, but for my money, Jeffrey Bison would have made for a more grounded and wholesome war mascot. I know it's been almost twenty years, but I'm still a little miffed to this day...
@chilledparrot4 жыл бұрын
reminds me of another liberty incident involving the us
@chrischan82824 жыл бұрын
Oof
@elmergoering24434 жыл бұрын
My grandfather actually died on the USS Liberty. He was a 34 year old naval officer with two young daughters, hoping to do his duty as his father had in WWII. From what I've heard he was a great guy. My mom grew up without a father because of Israel. She has never forgiven them.
@yersipest3 жыл бұрын
Death to Israel
@TheMaster45343 жыл бұрын
Oy Vey
@jermasbiggestfan77963 жыл бұрын
Remember the USS L¡berty! Google it!
@rum-ham2 жыл бұрын
I like how the Bison isn't a human in a costume. There would have been a Bison wandering around the battlefield if Jefferey had won.
@shaynewheeler9249 Жыл бұрын
Titanic 2 engine cylinder engineering
@shaynewheeler9249 Жыл бұрын
Titanic 2 engine cylinder engineering
@shaynewheeler9249 Жыл бұрын
Titanic 2 engine cylinder engineering
@tregnier27915 жыл бұрын
"He was pothsumously awarded a foam replica of the medal of honor."
@chrisc8842 жыл бұрын
hmm today i will pointlessly explain the joke behind an onion video released a decade ago the ‘death of liberty’ represents american disillusionment with the iraq war, specifically the notion that it was a ‘just crusade’ and criticizes the importance many americans placed on how ‘misguided’ the conflict was - rather than its humanitarian costs. notice that ‘liberty’ is literally “covering up” images of war crimes and suffering - shielding the american public from brutality with comforting notions of the moral righteousness of the ‘american cause’. the sketch does not however suggest that this presentation of the war was thrust upon an unwilling public, rather, americans at home got exactly what they wanted. in voting for ‘liberty’ as they choice mascot, rather than the other candidates who emphasized the practical aspects of waging a costly war in a foreign land, the american public chose ignorance, they chose to be misled. lastly, while the ‘death of liberty’ can be interpreted as americans finally shedding the blinders from their eyes about iraq, this is not so. americans, like the hosts, mourn their supposed “lost innocence” about the war - that they can no longer see it as a just conflict - that ‘liberty’ is not there to erase the suffering. while the ideological element behind the war has been revealed for what it was - a farce - this does not imply clarity. americans did not lose their innocence, because they were never innocent to begin with, only willfully ignorant about the costs of the war, about the efficacy of the war, and about the morality or the war. that americans understand that the war was unfeasible in the long run or led to increased government meddling in domestic affairs does not open them to the vastness of human suffering they created, or helped to create in iraq. this is why the man behind the mascot is never mourned - we do not see ourselves as actors in a tragedy, we do not see the costs of our ignorance. all that exists for us is an ideological mapping, a cause. thus we mourn a broken dream, an ill-starred war, a children’s crusade. thank you for coming to my ted talk
@martyhalloway79352 жыл бұрын
Haha big dog go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@asad94142 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your talk
@icarussbungeecord7779 Жыл бұрын
well said, thank you.
@mind-blowing_tumbleweed Жыл бұрын
That wasn't pointless at all, your explanation is great and I missed out almost all the stuff you described
@itismethatguy Жыл бұрын
This is amazing can you do some for other videos which can have meanings like this... i didn't get this from just the video wow
@ViceCoin2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your service
@trashbotyth37274 жыл бұрын
“Liberty died by doing a cartwheel setting of an improvised explosion devise” That is either the dumbest or best way to die
@freindlyspicerun44243 жыл бұрын
Eleven years later and it still takes all my energy not to cry seeing this
@shadowwwq5 жыл бұрын
1:00 LMAO
@myamdane68955 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@dsandoval93964 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was funny af! "What civilian?" LOL!
@aidand.79114 жыл бұрын
"Military mascot killed by a roadside bomb" KZbin: No Mature content
@olliegoria3 жыл бұрын
i mean it _is_ fake
@aidand.79113 жыл бұрын
@@olliegoria KZbin is also the same site that age restricted a video about Buzz Lightyear: Star Command
@lolifico_banzago3 жыл бұрын
@@aidand.7911 yet allow naked yoga videos to be posted on the platform
@EricBarbman3 ай бұрын
@@olliegoria No way, I remember seeing the funerals live on CNN as a kid, with John McCain in tears while pronouncing the eulogy.
@brandonwilliams62213 жыл бұрын
We will never forget.
@macrussell784 жыл бұрын
10 years ago we lost a hero.
@fostersamels3 жыл бұрын
"Liberty was awarded a giant foam replica of the congressional medal of honor" Lmao
@RealRayne23215 жыл бұрын
"private first class jeffry bison" i was in tears for like 7 mins
@philmkraken150 Жыл бұрын
five nights in iraq
@Hadvar Жыл бұрын
0:24 I'm sorry but the cartwheel into machine gun into grenade toss has me cackling
@bigeddiespaghetti56183 жыл бұрын
1:00 At first I thought the war in Iraq was unjustified, illegal and was responsible for huge civilian death tolls, but then I say that adorable k9 doing the renegade and was overcome with pride, patriotism and a willingness to do all that's nessisary to spread democracy!
@Gangstabob71611 ай бұрын
Of course Jefferey Bison is from Buffalo,NY
@RocketmanXO15 жыл бұрын
much respect. you will be missed. he is survived by his pups, freedom & justice.
@frankfort4717 Жыл бұрын
1:01 😭😭😭
@catfishhotdogtape93033 жыл бұрын
POV: you’re in the middle of a firefight and see a dog doing cartwheels in a field of landmines
@catbangs2764 жыл бұрын
They forgot to thank Liberty for his service.
@amsterdammancom4 жыл бұрын
Is he throwing paper towel rolls to the Iraq refugees at 1:25? Looks like the Onion predicted more future Presidential fun relief work in Puerto Rico!
@kissekatt4 жыл бұрын
T-shirts, presumably like the USA shirt that he is wearing.
@timopper54883 жыл бұрын
@@kissekatt He should’ve used a t-shirt cannon, for more of a military feel.
@dahkillahmac14 жыл бұрын
0:50 "D'Angelo the Streetwise Elk" LMAO
@r3ked2723 жыл бұрын
This is fake. We all know the actual mascot is a cheeseburger.
@karl......3 жыл бұрын
cheeseburger from farcry 5?
@therealaakarjain3 жыл бұрын
The bison is quoted as saying "I am proud to lay my life on the line for my country" lmao
@johannesviljoen9656 Жыл бұрын
the "still ahead this hour" bits are getting more and more realistic
@totallyserena35414 жыл бұрын
This is so sad. RIP Liberty.
@talonshirley833 жыл бұрын
Private First Class Jeffrey bison just cracks me up for some reason like “Favourite food: grass and low lying shrubbery” Fucking gold
@layyzboi15 жыл бұрын
LOL 0:53 "brigadier baboon says: I am maintaining radio silence."
@JeanLucCaptain3 жыл бұрын
So this is how liberty dies, cartweeling through a firefight.
@mikecashvip15 жыл бұрын
"giant foam replica of the congressional medal of honor", lol
@rogue11120025 ай бұрын
it was an honor to serve alongside Liberty during the Surge
@DibbzTV Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the headline lmao
@makavellioffspring67683 жыл бұрын
Mannnn, its sad. 11 years ago. Its like yesterday.
@horsethehorse3969 Жыл бұрын
They gave this hero a replica instead of the real deal?! What kind of nation are they running?!
@hypernova87354 жыл бұрын
*Its sad because he was in my squad once. I was deployed to Iran to capture a high value leader, and he was with us the whole time. Suddenly a C4 went off and killed half my squad. Me and the rest of us were devastated, until the Puppy started making us laugh, doing funny tricks. We then forgot about our dead brothers and ignored the dismembered bodies, and we all gained the courage to take out the enemy, and successfully raided and captured the leader. It really sucks to lose a hero. Rest In Peace.*
@mastermike11774 жыл бұрын
I miss when 'Liberty' was still alive :(
@memph1ston3 жыл бұрын
This video is GOLD
@Chanselor_Gowron Жыл бұрын
So this is how Liberty dies
@Soviet20084 жыл бұрын
Imagine dying from cartwheeling over a explosive in a dog costume
@JJJRRRJJJ5 жыл бұрын
“Private First-Class Jeffrey Bison”
@PigIA4 жыл бұрын
He would be 17 now 😭
@PigIA3 жыл бұрын
He would be 18 now
@PigIA10 ай бұрын
He’d be 20 now
@dolenir3 жыл бұрын
Only reason we won WWII is because of Peter the “Krautz Killer” Hedgehog
@angryfoxzd52334 жыл бұрын
We need someone like this more than ever
@parkermitchell124411 ай бұрын
What genius in the writers room pitched “D’Angelo the Streetwise Elk”
@FourthDerivative6 жыл бұрын
I need that video of kittens riding a Roomba
@CKarasu135 жыл бұрын
FourthDerivative kzbin.info/www/bejne/rITNiWNoe66Nec0 I’ve got you
@nameholderplaceholder48564 жыл бұрын
"Billie Elish songs are so sad!" Me: They aren't though.. "I bet you've never experienced true sadness!" Me:
@justaguy1234515 жыл бұрын
Like many Onion videos, this parody is biting and hillarious and yet almost disturbing in the real-life issues it parodies. It's like I don't know whether to laugh or facepalm. Nice work, guys.
@moy2010 Жыл бұрын
I loved when Liberty was covering all the war crimes 😂