Pentagon Reports Army Mascot 'Liberty' Killed in Iraq

Appointed by Bush in 2003 to distract from the horrors of war, Liberty's antics turned fatal yesterday when he cart-wheeled into a roadside bomb.

[@snowdaysrule]

"Liberty Psyched Up Troops Suffering From PTSD So They Could Be Redeployed." Man, that's RUFFFFFF

[@BlackBurn5100]

*Rufff

[@haveabananaproductions9117]

Ruff ruff

[@patrollingthemojavealmostm2698]

@dr obnoxius Just because you're sensitive doesn't mean you're different xddd

[@065Tim]

This is comedy gold

[@yodad751]

I hate you for making me laugh at this joke

[@aburnoutfailurewithsomemem3085]

The man went out like a bloody legend He did a cartwheel onto a landmine That’s how I want to go out

[@velesmudri4533]

Omg hahaha

[@angeljimenez6417]

F

[@H2yordead]

And I respect that

[@randomrandle9141]

Bloody legend

[@primaveral-s8s]

Welcome to the "Make a Wish" foundation, where we make your dreams come true!

[@christianmartinez2290]

Private First Class Jeffery Bison's favorite food is grass and low-flying shrubbery.I love that his hometown is Buffalo, New York.

[@edwardicus4]

I was so saddened when I heard those bastards captured him and made him into buffalo wings. Heard he was delicious, though.

[@nkmcfrln]

*low-lying

[@cowmoo5596]

@@edwardicus4 Nah man that wasnt him

[@cowmoo5596]

@@edwardicus4 That was "Justice" the Chicken

[@cowmoo5596]

@@edwardicus4 He was killed in Syria and thats why we pulled out

[@guyofminimalimportance7]

I love how they never refer to the person wearing the costume, implying that mascots are just their own race of people.

[@capncake8837]

@@Ivytheherbert That’s an insult to mascots.

[@SynthLizard8]

@@capncake8837 If Mascots aren't furries, I don't know what is.

[@feritperliare2890]

@@SynthLizard8 mascots are like cheerleaders taking the team's symbol and giving it some spirit they don't have to be furries and definitely ain't by definition

[@qty1315]

@@Ivytheherbert That would make a damn good book.

[@loneassassin29]

There was people inside of liberty??? Can't believe nobody said anything sooner

[@statingtheobvious8119]

Imagine seeing this mascot breakdancing during the Osama Bin Laden raid as SEALS raid the house.

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

Reece Yee Liberty tracked Bin Laden down.

[@moosebear6372]

I would've then think someone laced my drink with drugs lmao.

[@spehhhsssmarineer8961]

When you accidentally emote in the middle of a firefight.

[@Merilirem]

He would fit right in with the sea doggo's.

[@mardasman428]

Yeah, but Liberty has no mandate for Pakistan, his federal funding mandate was only for Iraq.

[@ian_b]

When Jeffrey Bison didn't win I lost all faith in democracy.

[@jjcoola998]

Same

[@LittleWhole]

@Luís Andrade 2029? Are you from the future?

[@wlodek7422]

i want to like your comment but i dont want to destory your number of likes...

[@soldofpol7026]

That's Private First class Jeffrey Bison to you, sir! Show some damn respect.

[@Jefff72]

Voting was rigged.

[@MrxB4UX]

If we had a fluffy dog in the 70's, we would have done much better in vietnam.

[@thesaltmerchant4564]

Don't you know? We did. Liberty wasn't the first. Freedom was his predecessor. Freedoms disappearance into the name jungle never to be heard from again is what broke our boys resolve. They just couldn't bear to keep fighting knowing that freedom was dead. They knew it was a waste of time life and money and eventually the brass knew it too. Maybe a little too late but we left the steaming hellscape of a jungle much less then we came into it as.

[@milascave2]

the salt: They recruited Fat Freddies Cat for a while with promises of unlimited fish rations. FF Cat mostly spent his time in the Nam getting high with the troops. Eventually, he developed a nasty smack habit and was sent home. Some say that he was involved in the fragging of an officer who tried to crack down on drugs in the unit. Now you can usually find the elderly cat on San Francisco sidewalks with a sign saying "spare change for a Disabled Vet." It's a sad story.

[@moparmanicgarage]

we would have if Nixon wasn't forced out of office.

[@hugoisgaming2518]

sniff the fuckin VC out

[@redbanner2523]

He would end up as dinner for the vietnamese just watch when they killed the dog they be like finally some food

[@sephiroth8261]

I could honestly see Bush doing some shit like this.

[@MrHatoi]

That's the best part lmao, it's so close to something he would have actually done

[@ryanchungus8972]

@@MrHatoi eh, idk about that. He would've done the elk

[@bruhsoundeffect1903]

@@ryanchungus8972 The tech-wise Elk? Yeah, no. If anything, Bush can barely run a lawnmower. The only thing being mowed is his wife, by Dick Cheney.

[@jmc042]

I miss when our president was dumb in an endearing way

[@pageofswords667]

@@jmc042 yeah i missed when that goofy guy killed 600000 iraqis but he was so humble

[@whitiscool1]

damn. we should have voted for private first class jeffrey bison

[@meredocu]

he should have won.

[@nkmcfrln]

@Logan LaPointe I was going to comment : )

[@the_gilded_age_phoenix8717]

Nah, man, the high-tech elk woulda been killa.

[@cowmoo5596]

He definitely should have one

[@higgle-haggle8333]

Bison won the populare vote.

[@FloppyDiskMaster]

“Suicide prevented by video of kittens riding on Roomba” is probably the most realistic thing The Onion has ever said

[@Pheonix19581]

Fuck it, el transporte

[@ekatasatya2995]

everything in onion is realistic in it's bittersweet of false hope revelation.

[@discordlexia2429]

Actually happened to me but it was "Kitten eating sausage ASMR" that I'd left open on my phone.

[@Reignor99]

@@discordlexia2429 ..."Kitten eating sausage ASMR"... **FBI OPEN UP**

[@poudink5791]

​@@Reignor99 Why? Do you know what ASMR means?

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

There are rumblings that it was because of friendly fire, but I....I can't believe something so horrible.

[@Jefff72]

😭

[@ZerqTM]

don't say such nonsense! next your going to suggest that wealthy elites who profit of the wars had it all done as a false flag after setting up the contest to pick a mascot to begin with all with the aim of raising support for never ending war or something like that! Cool it with the conspiracy theories already! no one want to hear about you usubstatiated claims that it's all just a excuse to keep expending very very expensive ammunition and thus transfer tax payers money to the mega wealthy in an act of class warfare the results in actual warfare. that's all bullshit!

[@bthy384]

@@maxotto9877 Pat Tillman joke

[@nerdsoft9964]

It _is_ suspicious that Private First Class Jeffery Bison was travelling in the same convoy, but came out completely unharmed.

[@arieson7715]

FUCKING FURRIES *M240 Bravo reload noise*

[@Liechtenstein9183]

Oct. 15, 2019: *Reports have come out today that Jeffrey Bison, was shot and killed in Syria today. May he rest in all of our hearts.*

[@matthew8153]

Damn it not another great hero. I hope D’Angelo the Streetwise Elk is nominated for the coming war with China.

[@heleenstander2361]

Maybe I'm just uneducated, but... Who the hell is Jeffrey Bison?

[@mrpirate6187]

heleen stander 0:56

[@fam4868]

One year today. Still hurts

[@jjcoola998]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@grantv7825]

Like I care. I voted for D'Angelo the Streetwise Elk anyway.

[@Meeminator]

Brigadier Baboon was my pick but I respect your choice

[@zorndy5750]

Jeffrey Bison should have won tho, like look at him, he is a tank of a unit

[@mousermind]

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!

[@grantv7825]

Alarec Scarbrow Oy you think you’re cheeky bruv chat shit round me mates I’ll do ya bruv

[@jonasschroder8301]

I agree with Alexander de Lautour Jeffery bison was supposed to be the hero we didn’t deserve

[@annereilley4892]

There really was a mascot from 2003 - 2009 called Smoke. Look him up in wiki. However, he died in 2012 of natural causes: Smoke, also known as Smoke the Donkey, became a mascot and therapy animal for the United States Marine Corps during the 2003 Iraq War. Marine Colonel John Folsom helped rescue the malnourished Iraqi donkey and built a corral and stable at Camp Taqaddum in Iraq from 2008 to 2009 among the Marines of the 1st Marine Logistics Group who were deployed there.[1] Folsom was able to find a Navy psychologist to designate Smoke as a therapy animal in order to address regulations against keeping the animal on the premises. The donkey became popular with the troops who would send photos to children back home.[2]

[@parker25489]

that's amazing and adorable

[@t60-flying95]

Meanwhile you people left hundreds of Iraqi and afgani translators there to die due to "inmigration bureaucracy" (racism)

[@viviana8577]

The fuck. This is real

[@8bitminer]

@@t60-flying95 you really know how to make people laugh don’t you

[@mushovers3006]

​@@t60-flying95they were brown!!! Think of what they would have done to the economy!!!! /s

[@mesmith2526]

“Liberty’s life ended this week, after having cartwheeled and accidentally landing on an IED.” LMAO 😂

[@verticalflyingb737]

If he's gonna die, he's gonna do it in style

[@mesmith2526]

VerticalFlyingB737 indeed he did! Indeed he did. *Looks off into distance as though contemplating something deep, while in reality he just got distracted by a weird looking bird* *Refocuses for closing remark* He will be missed.

[@verticalflyingb737]

@@mesmith2526 Yes, he'll be missed...

[@BumAssNigga408]

I wonder if it was the always the same person

[@buggyman286]

I almost swallowed my gum laughing

[@lycurgusthelawgiver]

"Posthumously awarded a giant foam replica of the medal of honor" ha ha ha

[@matthew8153]

The look on his face and the tone of his voice when he said that actually made me sad.

[@peachdoesart7175]

I saw a dog break dance in front of a flaming car while Im sure people died in the background

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

It was Iraq in 2004. There are probably more bodies than there are roads.

[@LotsOfBologna2]

He performed for the dead people's family by doing acrobatics on top of their Koran, doing Mohammad impersonations and topping it all off with a happy dance.

[@Rishoutfield]

Just heard the news. I'll never forget the day Liberty came to our school to "talk" about the war in Iraq and got a whole room of remedial high school Seniors to bark the National Anthem. Two of my friends enlisted the following summer. Thanks for all you did, Liberty.

[@Rena152]

Liberty the Dog says: "Let freedom bark!" Brigadier Baboon says: "Maintaining radio silence"

[@nixthematrix]

Reminds me of that show M*A*S*H where we were constantly reminded that even in the horrors of war, there's always bathroom humor.

[@MajesticSkywhale]

you should see the shitter at a FoB. There's drawn dicks covering every inch of every wall

[@213213yoyo]

+Erik Van der Zee FoB?

[@shadows_star]

@@213213yoyo Forward Operating base

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

I used to watch that show pretty much every time I'd go visit my grandparents as a child

[@JohanKylander]

The movie was much better.

[@fizzlyTV]

i was thinking of ending my life. there was nothing left for me in this world. then i saw that video of kittens riding a roomba and my heart was so filled with joy that i decided to live. and to buy a roomba.

[@JimmyaKaTheK]

fizzlyTV How did it all work out?

[@nulla616]

@@JimmyaKaTheK the world needs to know

[@nulla616]

Please, we need answers!

[@noodles5438]

Nulla She is still alive if that’s what you are asking.

[@nulla616]

@@noodles5438 did she buy a roomba?

[@caleb-zx3dz]

“H-hey kids! It’s Libe-“ *airstrike inbound*

[@project22-ab88]

"Muhammed! Look it's a human dog!" "What in Allahs name have the Americans unleashed upon us"

[@BillyLegumbres]

If I were a muslim, I would have shit my pants and probably even cum after seeing a crazy infidel dog doing the moonwalk or something crazy

[@chemlab12345678910]

www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/djczqf/no_furman/?

[@halamadruuid2380]

rexamidalion 1 hAh

[@halamadruuid2380]

“Dear Allah, help our soul from this evil haram dog” “Yeepe doodle doo Mohammad, do you want to see a magic trick?” *Cuts dick off* “ALLAHUAKBAR” “Doodly toodles, it’s almost like you are jewish” “I will not die in vain” *Takes Grenade* “ALLAHUAKBAR” *Grenade explodes*

[@Engifarting456]

@@halamadruuid2380 ok jew

[@minervacultist5127]

So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause

[@spacemanapeinc7202]

“Private First Class Jeffrey Bison”, wow they did their homework.

[@MUSTDOS]

Non-American here Please help me understand the joke

[@waycnf7229]

i thought you were talking about the jeffrey bison anyway i already know about pfc because of mw2 and pfc allen

[@spacemanapeinc7202]

MUSTDOS Man I can’t exactly remember the reference, but if you’re infantry you’d understand it to some extent.

[@gabrielegenota1480]

@@UltraBlitzer755 Dont think that was what he was referring to

[@3AMJH]

The fact that Jeffrey's favorite activity is "waiting for orders" means he is perfect for the military life. I did my mandatory 6 months and still remember all the waiting around. Always in a hurry to get somewhere, and when we get there, there is at least 2 hours of standing around, waiting for orders. Good time for a nap though. :)

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

If its okay if I ask, what was your role? Like were you infantry? Just asking out of idle curiosity

[@3AMJH]

@@SurprisinglyDeep Sure. I was in the artillery, and part of the group that scouted and prepared the correct positions for the incoming (those days still mostly truck-towed) artillery pieces. After that was done, we would act as extra crew for the artillery pieces, pull communications wires across the forest floor or whatever was needed.

[@pb3615]

This is terrible. I had never heard of him. They should award him a real medal of honour and build a statue. It is a disgrace to give him a foam one. God bless you. My thoughts are with your family.

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

Him and Little Sebastian from Pawnee both shouldn't have had the flags at half-mast during their public ceremonies

[@Cushla-np4pt]

i cant tell if you are joking or not but the onion is a parody news source its meant to be a joke of course the iraq military doesnt have a mascot

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

@@Cushla-np4pt It's clear to me P B was doing a straight laced parodg, acting like the fictional mascot was a real U.S. military vet

[@Cushla-np4pt]

@@SurprisinglyDeep oh yeah sorry sorry i have to go to church now to pay my respects

[@momotaro__]

@@Cushla-np4pt wait this is not real?

[@mrnic3058]

Liberty: was I a good boy God: no I heard you were the best

[@edwardicus4]

Allah : He was ok, I guess.

[@kotekzot]

@@edwardicus4 nah, dogs are so evil in Islam, they chase angels away.

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

@@kotekzot Allah made an exception for humanoid dogs wearing army camo thanks to liberty

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

@@kotekzot Upvoted (it didn't show for some reason)

[@heleenstander2361]

@@redroomvalentine. Don't know if you're being sarcastic or what, but this was never real lol.

[@sergeantarchdornan3013]

4 years ago people: dog puns People today: ew furry

[@lindasenteno4753]

Indeed

[@VaporWolfYT]

this aint a furry lmao

[@danielsteger8456]

@@solidaritytime3650 why are you mad

[@doomclasher9287]

Why do people hate furries anyways, they're just like Liberty just usually not war themed

[@jaushuagrahamthefloridaman1124]

HOW DARE you slander the name of Liberty?! *he was a patriot you pinko commie!*

[@tvre0]

“Liberty psyched up troops suffering from ptsd so they could be redeployed” lmao

[@clankcc7410]

I didn’t realize this was by the onion until the dog was breakdancing next to the burning car lol

[@thegamersfaction6343]

Lmaoo

[@aztronomy7457]

How is no one talking about him jumping in front of the war crime at 1:00🤣🤣🤣

[@Michael-hb4wc]

I don't see a war crime...

[@laughable6650]

“So this is how Liberty dies... with thunderous explosions...”

[@ramenramen8072]

@Syrian Raat a modified star wars reference

[@noem4162]

For those who believe this is real It is

[@trophicegg9428]

@@lucienmaranber Someone’s mad they ate the onion

[@noem4162]

@@lucienmaranber it’s true

[@sparkshark9697]

Rip. Eleven hard years without this Angel.

[@shaynewheeler9249]

🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

[@shaynewheeler9249]

Titanic engine 🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒

[@shaynewheeler9249]

Titanic 2 engine cylinder engineering

[@trumanway3763]

I love how all of the mascots look like mascots, then private first class Jeffrey bison is literally a bison with a helmet photoshopped on.

[@kikiretzorg1467]

D'Angelo the Streetwise Elk's profile still says "Brigadeer Baboon says."

[@dylanw.1740]

Yeah, I'm starting to doubt their credibility

[@whalewhalelookwhowehaveher1729]

0:56 I love how it's a real animal

[@siddiqaqil]

Why does the mascot act and looks like that one VR duck season game?

[@saynomore8795]

Half of the comments here are people saying f for liberty, and the other half are people saying Jeffery Bison would have done better

[@Jefff72]

I was torn up when he died. Why him? He was such a lovable war dog. 😭

[@zad_rasera]

He will be missed...

[@watermelonhead8054]

@cristi dules damn, you beat me to it

[@leventetakacs1641]

he was one patriotic puppy indeed

[@Jefff72]

NCR Trooper go away Brigadier Baboon, we know that you were behind this!

[@ianorourke5728]

I can’t believe it’s been 13 years since we lost him…

[@snaketooth0943]

I wonder if the explosion tosted his ammo marshmallows

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

00:53 D'Angelo The Streetwise Elk had Brigadier Baboon take credit for his quote, typical of high brass.

[@Wasabifold]

"Heavy head made it difficulty for Liberty to avoid explosion."

[@comraderoman4299]

Here on July 4th... RIP Liberty, never forget

[@damndaniel7339]

Can we take a moment that they said he died HEROIC lol by Doing a cartwheel and trip on a IED😂

[@JoshLin17]

Seeing a guy in a dog costume breakdance next to a burning car is so bizzare

[@el_fucko]

See, Brigadier Baboon was just clearly trying waaaay too hard with that "Favorite Food: Military Rations" nonsense, but for my money, Jeffrey Bison would have made for a more grounded and wholesome war mascot. I know it's been almost twenty years, but I'm still a little miffed to this day...

[@chilledparrot]

reminds me of another liberty incident involving the us

[@chrischan8282]

Oof

[@elmergoering2443]

My grandfather actually died on the USS Liberty. He was a 34 year old naval officer with two young daughters, hoping to do his duty as his father had in WWII. From what I've heard he was a great guy. My mom grew up without a father because of Israel. She has never forgiven them.

[@yersipest]

Death to Israel

[@TheMaster4534]

Oy Vey

[@jermasbiggestfan7796]

Remember the USS L¡berty! Google it!

[@rum-ham]

I like how the Bison isn't a human in a costume. There would have been a Bison wandering around the battlefield if Jefferey had won.

[@shaynewheeler9249]

Titanic 2 engine cylinder engineering

[@shaynewheeler9249]

Titanic 2 engine cylinder engineering

[@shaynewheeler9249]

Titanic 2 engine cylinder engineering

[@tregnier279]

"He was pothsumously awarded a foam replica of the medal of honor."

[@chrisc884]

hmm today i will pointlessly explain the joke behind an onion video released a decade ago the ‘death of liberty’ represents american disillusionment with the iraq war, specifically the notion that it was a ‘just crusade’ and criticizes the importance many americans placed on how ‘misguided’ the conflict was - rather than its humanitarian costs. notice that ‘liberty’ is literally “covering up” images of war crimes and suffering - shielding the american public from brutality with comforting notions of the moral righteousness of the ‘american cause’. the sketch does not however suggest that this presentation of the war was thrust upon an unwilling public, rather, americans at home got exactly what they wanted. in voting for ‘liberty’ as they choice mascot, rather than the other candidates who emphasized the practical aspects of waging a costly war in a foreign land, the american public chose ignorance, they chose to be misled. lastly, while the ‘death of liberty’ can be interpreted as americans finally shedding the blinders from their eyes about iraq, this is not so. americans, like the hosts, mourn their supposed “lost innocence” about the war - that they can no longer see it as a just conflict - that ‘liberty’ is not there to erase the suffering. while the ideological element behind the war has been revealed for what it was - a farce - this does not imply clarity. americans did not lose their innocence, because they were never innocent to begin with, only willfully ignorant about the costs of the war, about the efficacy of the war, and about the morality or the war. that americans understand that the war was unfeasible in the long run or led to increased government meddling in domestic affairs does not open them to the vastness of human suffering they created, or helped to create in iraq. this is why the man behind the mascot is never mourned - we do not see ourselves as actors in a tragedy, we do not see the costs of our ignorance. all that exists for us is an ideological mapping, a cause. thus we mourn a broken dream, an ill-starred war, a children’s crusade. thank you for coming to my ted talk

[@martyhalloway7935]

Haha big dog go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@asad9414]

Thank you for your talk

[@icarussbungeecord7779]

well said, thank you.

[@mind-blowing_tumbleweed]

That wasn't pointless at all, your explanation is great and I missed out almost all the stuff you described

[@itismethatguy]

This is amazing can you do some for other videos which can have meanings like this... i didn't get this from just the video wow

[@ViceCoin]

Thanks for your service

[@trashbotyth3727]

“Liberty died by doing a cartwheel setting of an improvised explosion devise” That is either the dumbest or best way to die

[@freindlyspicerun4424]

Eleven years later and it still takes all my energy not to cry seeing this

[@shadowwwq]

1:00 LMAO

[@myamdane6895]

Oh god

[@dsandoval9396]

Yeah, that was funny af! "What civilian?" LOL!

[@aidand.7911]

"Military mascot killed by a roadside bomb" KZbin: No Mature content

[@olliegoria]

i mean it _is_ fake

[@aidand.7911]

@@olliegoria KZbin is also the same site that age restricted a video about Buzz Lightyear: Star Command

[@lolifico_banzago]

@@aidand.7911 yet allow naked yoga videos to be posted on the platform

[@EricBarbman]

@@olliegoria No way, I remember seeing the funerals live on CNN as a kid, with John McCain in tears while pronouncing the eulogy.

[@brandonwilliams6221]

We will never forget.

[@macrussell78]

10 years ago we lost a hero.

[@fostersamels]

"Liberty was awarded a giant foam replica of the congressional medal of honor" Lmao

[@RealRayne232]

"private first class jeffry bison" i was in tears for like 7 mins

[@philmkraken150]

five nights in iraq

[@Hadvar]

0:24 I'm sorry but the cartwheel into machine gun into grenade toss has me cackling

[@bigeddiespaghetti5618]

1:00 At first I thought the war in Iraq was unjustified, illegal and was responsible for huge civilian death tolls, but then I say that adorable k9 doing the renegade and was overcome with pride, patriotism and a willingness to do all that's nessisary to spread democracy!

[@Gangstabob716]

Of course Jefferey Bison is from Buffalo,NY

[@RocketmanXO]

much respect. you will be missed. he is survived by his pups, freedom & justice.

[@frankfort4717]

1:01 😭😭😭

[@catfishhotdogtape9303]

POV: you’re in the middle of a firefight and see a dog doing cartwheels in a field of landmines

[@catbangs276]

They forgot to thank Liberty for his service.

[@amsterdammancom]

Is he throwing paper towel rolls to the Iraq refugees at 1:25? Looks like the Onion predicted more future Presidential fun relief work in Puerto Rico!

[@kissekatt]

T-shirts, presumably like the USA shirt that he is wearing.

[@timopper5488]

@@kissekatt He should’ve used a t-shirt cannon, for more of a military feel.

[@dahkillahmac]

0:50 "D'Angelo the Streetwise Elk" LMAO

[@r3ked272]

This is fake. We all know the actual mascot is a cheeseburger.

[@karl......]

cheeseburger from farcry 5?

[@therealaakarjain]

The bison is quoted as saying "I am proud to lay my life on the line for my country" lmao

[@johannesviljoen9656]

the "still ahead this hour" bits are getting more and more realistic

[@totallyserena3541]

This is so sad. RIP Liberty.

[@talonshirley83]

Private First Class Jeffrey bison just cracks me up for some reason like “Favourite food: grass and low lying shrubbery” Fucking gold

[@layyzboi]

LOL 0:53 "brigadier baboon says: I am maintaining radio silence."

[@JeanLucCaptain]

So this is how liberty dies, cartweeling through a firefight.

[@mikecashvip]

"giant foam replica of the congressional medal of honor", lol

[@rogue1112002]

it was an honor to serve alongside Liberty during the Surge

[@DibbzTV]

I absolutely love the headline lmao

[@makavellioffspring6768]

Mannnn, its sad. 11 years ago. Its like yesterday.

[@horsethehorse3969]

They gave this hero a replica instead of the real deal?! What kind of nation are they running?!

[@hypernova8735]

*Its sad because he was in my squad once. I was deployed to Iran to capture a high value leader, and he was with us the whole time. Suddenly a C4 went off and killed half my squad. Me and the rest of us were devastated, until the Puppy started making us laugh, doing funny tricks. We then forgot about our dead brothers and ignored the dismembered bodies, and we all gained the courage to take out the enemy, and successfully raided and captured the leader. It really sucks to lose a hero. Rest In Peace.*

[@mastermike1177]

I miss when 'Liberty' was still alive :(

[@memph1ston]

This video is GOLD

[@Chanselor_Gowron]

So this is how Liberty dies

[@Soviet2008]

Imagine dying from cartwheeling over a explosive in a dog costume

[@JJJRRRJJJ]

“Private First-Class Jeffrey Bison”

[@PigIA]

He would be 17 now 😭

[@PigIA]

He would be 18 now

[@PigIA]

He’d be 20 now

[@dolenir]

Only reason we won WWII is because of Peter the “Krautz Killer” Hedgehog

[@angryfoxzd5233]

We need someone like this more than ever

[@parkermitchell1244]

What genius in the writers room pitched “D’Angelo the Streetwise Elk”

[@FourthDerivative]

I need that video of kittens riding a Roomba

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"Billie Elish songs are so sad!" Me: They aren't though.. "I bet you've never experienced true sadness!" Me:

[@justaguy12345]

Like many Onion videos, this parody is biting and hillarious and yet almost disturbing in the real-life issues it parodies. It's like I don't know whether to laugh or facepalm. Nice work, guys.

[@moy2010]

I loved when Liberty was covering all the war crimes 😂

[@smokeit8518]

Its enough to make a grown man cry

[@chichan4127]

this video felt like a fucking fever dream LMAO