Harrowing: Listen To These People Talk About The First Time They Ran Out Of Radishes

These people’s stories of the first time they ran out of radishes will shock you. Brace yourself.
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[@higgsbonbon]

You think this is comedy but it's just a documentary from a different universe.

[@AusanIsHere]

O

[@kxngvamp]

interdimensional cable

[@Me-eb3wv]

Lol

[@Diabolicalppp]

Haha, like some TV series from inside Rick and morty

[@tylersehon120]

Dylan-DOES-MEMES Yeah, interdimemsional cable.

[@jimmybean420]

Facts About Radishes : - a type of nut - a meat - a type of nut

[@baranxlr]

Wrong, radishes are the blood red eye of God. They grow in the ground, and they're made by oysters in the ocean.

[@hoebread7584]

A radish is a tomato

[@swag4rce]

it’s also a type of ball

[@skeptica]

A radish is a type of scarlet meatball that lives in the mud.

[@acardboardbox9386]

And a type of red ball

[@codyfelts9531]

I had to go check on my radishes after watching this. Truly horrifying.

[@Fella182]

were your radishes there?

[@codyfelts9531]

@@Fella182 I'd have been filing a police report instead of leaving a comment if they weren't.

[@caracalcontinuum3118]

I had to put radishes in my wrap and eat them so they could be with me forever.

[@RobertNeDlro]

I dont have radishes

[@chachapasta6060]

@@RobertNeDlro holy fucking shit, i am so so so deeply sorry for your loss.

[@coodyh]

I don't think that monetizing and capitalizing people's intense pain is acceptable. Truly disgusting.

[@bdubsmoss8593]

NotTheBestGaming what

[@goodtoad5233]

@@bdubsmoss8593 HE SAID " I DONT THINK THAT MONETIZING PEOPLES AND CAPITALIZING PEOPLES INTENSE PAIN IS ACCEPTABLE. TRULY DISGUSTING"

[@somkeshav4143]

Aida Teferi I am pretty sure he said that he didn’t like the fact that monetizing and capitalizing on people’s intense pain is acceptable. ITS TRULY DISGUSTING.

[@goodtoad5233]

@Aida Teferi *HE SAID " I DONT THINK THAT MONETIZING PEOPLES AND CAPITALIZING PEOPLES INTENSE PAIN IS ACCEPTABLE. TRULY DISGUSTING"*

[@Aithermaster]

I disagree. It's a topic of immense importance, and they're doing their job bringing it to the public eye.

[@tomsawyerpiper9412]

How can these people read these lines without breaking character?

[@Valspartame_Maelstrom]

Top Hat Turtle RIGHT?! This is real life!!

[@stabbityjoe7588]

you realize these are interviews right? no lines

[@Valspartame_Maelstrom]

Stabbity Joe HOW DARE YOU

[@marnsdnfois7006]

They read 'em tonnes and tonnes of times until it isn't funny to them anymore. A sacrifice I cannot even comprehend.

[@tropicaltundra6409]

Lots and lots of cuts

[@fatmeatball]

This feels like one of those dreams you have where it makes perfect sense until you wake up.

[@raven4442]

That's exactly what this is! That's exactly what this channel is!

[@michaelmccarthy5166]

Yupp

[@EAZZEE]

this is so fucking accurate

[@mr.centipedes]

i can’t even explain why but this comment makes the video so much funnier

[@icantthinkofanything798]

This comment is the only thing that helps me find reality in this

[@apples9896]

“When I told my son that the radishes were gone, he immediately died.”

[@user-si5fm8ql3c]

classic sounds like that one German Dude who proclaimed that being Gay is a sign of Dying

[@leeham6230]

Gay guy here. It's true, we all die.

[@snicker12]

@Apples - It be like that sometime.

[@wolfiethetimberwolf1363]

@@user-si5fm8ql3c I'm bisexual and half-dead, it's true

[@sailor5853]

Mission Failed

[@element1192]

*_“I went into my garage to yell at my radishes, because they hadn’t come to life and eaten me.”_*

[@Jordanectomy]

Sounds exactly like something you’d say in a dream

[@fattlebieldproductions3198]

the acting is kinda scary

[@laserdogwest2918]

acting?

[@lustyargonianmaid4071]

Scary GOOD.

[@kgfes]

especially that first old guy. Such a sincere face

[@frogfleamarket]

What acting?

[@TheK10Experience]

It’s not acting

[@owenleary7610]

A radish is: - A type of nut - Meat - A type of red ball - The blood-red eyeball of God - A type of jewel that tastes like a salad - A tomato - A type of scarlet meatball that lives in the mud - The world’s only vegetable

[@toomuchiridium]

Grows in the ground and is made by oysters in the ocean

[@davisdavis468]

It is also a type of nut

[@kaysmythe9740]

It certainly is not a blood red eyeball of god.

[@bigfish3846]

@@kaysmythe9740 yea it is dumbass it says it in the video

[@a11wen]

@@bigfish3846 some people don't listen. shame on them.

[@tigerbrietz1465]

"All they found inside my skull was a small glass of water"

[@chris72.]

At least you had a glass of water all I have is a styrofoam cup that was half chewed by my spaghetti

[@hannahsmith7693]

Amonthered Damn, I hate it when that happen.

[@michaelr20010713]

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[@alekzander1351]

...and then he threw the Trigonometry Baby into the ocean!

[@gold_spin1639]

Nobody touch that fucking like button

[@comradep8519]

i like that Jesus FREQUENTLY crawls out of the air ducts to talk to people with no radishes

[@orderlychaos314]

But only to show off his new Nike sneakers, upon which, they ungratefully push him back into said air ducts.

[@the.mind.electric]

@@orderlychaos314 Ok but how fast can he run in his new shoes

[@sethiddings7293]

Always chillin with the downtrodden

[@harshmnr]

I think it doesn't matter radishes or no radishes, he just wants to go around to everybody to show them his new Nike sneakers. ~:~

[@Kipkat13]

this sounds like it was written by an AI

[@LaughingOrange]

Most BuzzFeed articles are, and clickhole is a parody of that.

[@Enderman-en3dv]

I knew I recognized the style from somewhere: botnik.org/content/nytml.html

[@theberrby6836]

I started thinking that too!

[@theberrby6836]

@@Enderman-en3dv oohh. ok then

[@arielulloa4146]

U mean an ayy (:

[@Thebrilliantfoole]

A radish is a type of feeling that tastes like a lie.

[@julym.2564]

A reply made by a radish

[@bryleicraig6658]

This is the most accurate description of a raddish

[@Rum-Runner]

No it’s actually a type of feeling that tastes only a _little_ _bit_ like a lie, that’s because it’s not rad, it’s just rad*ish*

[@ollietree03]

I don't understand. In the description under category it said "comedy". This video of traumatic experiences had scarred me for life and I don't understand what's funny about these poor people's haunting stories.

[@supermouse73]

Some people think horrible experiences are funny. Truly disgusting.

[@potatobeans9893]

Umm...it's just radishes...

[@wooby4104]

@@potatobeans9893 you missed the joke

[@Ash_W04]

@@potatobeans9893 r/woooosh

[@immortalsun]

@@Ash_W04 r/ihavereddit

[@DragnSly]

"I dunno man, I just feel like I haven't found Jesus yet." "Bruh have you tried your air ducts?"

[@shaniquecharles349]

Nah, just leave out some new nike sneakers in front your fireplace, he'll show up eventually :)

[@samurai6561]

WHen they did x-ray me, all they found was a small glass of water

[@Saintnick90]

I will vote for the next candidate who promises to stabilize America's radish supply.

[@IsaiahINRI]

Im not a fan of an equalized economy but for radishes i make an exception

[@element1192]

When you high on raddish leaves and Jesus crawls out of your air ducts to show you his new Nike sneakers

[@christopherstein2024]

It's the flower of the raddish that gets you high. Not the leaves

[@element1192]

Chris S. what the literally fuck XD

[@Nouxatar]

jesus drip

[@ryanbecryin6201]

“Moved my eyes closer together so my family wouldn’t recognize me ” Me: WHEEZING

[@yes8515]

Unfunny

[@benjaminaubert8234]

Hey, these people were in pain due to their lack of radishes. This is nothing to laugh about

[@yabrofenko]

I was laughing through the whole video. It took a few minutes to stop laughing.... lol

[@bensoncheung2801]

777 likes

[@ratcoon917]

These stories remind me of when you click the suggested words on your phones keyboard over and over again.

[@apoccooking4364]

Or copypasta

[@termy3934]

Radish and the rest are the best in a trade for the best in a long period and a few days left to get it from the same recipe that is so good for you and I also ate it was just letting it was the last time I was going too much about something that is a little more expensive and the other side is a bit more of an issue than the other one is a little more of an option than the one we will have with you and your hair....

[@charlieross4674]

@@termy3934 the people in this video feel your pain. Solidarity friend ✊

[@maahirbr_]

Radish was a great night out of the day today I was thinking of going on the way home is a time to go get to the game I think I’ll be back at work tomorrow night I will do it tomorrow night I can come to you and if I wanna get it I will do let y’all go I’ll send send you the mail I’ll call you when I wanna know that I wanna was a big thing for y’all to come to see y’all and then I wanna try the way I do that you know what you wanna know I wanna was the day you got drunk

[@austinm.9832]

Radish I don't know if I can do anything to do with the Czar barrel and I will be there at all the time and I will be there at all the time.

[@abcde8293]

Jesus casually popping out of the air ducts to flex on you

[@toomuchiridium]

"all I could do was stuff him back in"

[@madison_maxfield]

jesus vented he sus

[@drfrankenschwein]

Ah so I'm German and was not quite sure if I translated radish correctly until they showed the picture. Well alright.

[@suckersupreme4380]

Dr Frankenschwein wouldn’t you be devastated if you no longer had Radieschen

[@massacre-zone]

Two years later, and I still remember these painful and disturbing stories. I don’t know how there are comments laughing at this content. Honestly makes me worried for the future of my country.

[@dumbratbtch953]

i’ve from canada 🙄

[@LooferMoofer]

@@dumbratbtch953 who's to say she isn't also from Canada

[@CyrixLord]

Dear god no. these poor people. he couldn't even tell christ he had nice shoes.. what type of world do we live in?

[@fridtjofjohanolderheim6213]

We live in a society

[@ruviknoproblem]

I’ve never even seen a radish.

[@viggo8213]

@@ruviknoproblem you poor soul

[@meandmybobbygee1812]

@@ruviknoproblem top ten saddest animes

[@theberrby6836]

Ikr

[@johnnythreefour2902]

Every now and then Clickhole comes up with a nugget of pure truth among the absurdist humor. "The universe is made of chaos and bullshit". Plato never came up with anything that brilliant.

[@billyherrington2415]

Johnny Threefour what a retarded comment

[@billyherrington2415]

I think there would be more wisdom in that than in your bs "plato never came up with anything that brilliant" crap comment

[@dar1n_fgp]

YA FUCK PLATO HE'S A BITCH

[@giovannilp03]

the realist shit is not having radishes, you don't know real truth

[@SnapstickGamer]

Giovanni Lule-Paredes The World of Ideas is *R A D I S H*

[@gaspernerat2427]

What if these people are just auditioning actors, who are reading these lines off the screen and not actually realising what they're saying because they're too focused on adding dramatic effect to their performance?

[@thijmen3714]

gašper nerat i think that they are actors, the death stare in their eyes gives it away

[@ocloud7389]

Twoface242 no this is a very serious true story

[@TheZigzagman]

That makes sense. It's like an exercise where the lines are gibberish so the actors can focus on delivery.

[@stardustreverie6880]

don't be asinine, these are _real_ people telling their true stories. just because you have the privilege of having at least 7 radishes at all times doesn't mean you should downplay their traumatic experiences smh

[@ocloud7389]

Twoface242 you fucking disgust me these are true and traumatic stories

[@fredarok579]

I like that they keep radishes being stored in the garage consistent.

[@nokay3809]

*sOrRY BonE bAg I DOnT HavE anY RADiSHes lEFt* My new favorite quote

[@bitspacemusic]

I've started using, "You are fired from my life!", whenever people disappoint me.

[@marynorthenscold3041]

I absolutely cannot believe how they keep straight faces saying lines like that, my gosh.

[@rawbagle]

The old black man is the funniest person in the video

[@crescentfreshbret]

He manages to sound like he’s both reading words from cue cards and talking about his own genuine experiences at the same time.

[@theberrby6836]

@@crescentfreshbret he does. XD

[@Nata-rb4vc]

“But when they did my x-ray, all they found inside my head was a small glass of water” 😂😂😂

[@jacobderin1402]

"As punishment, the living skeleton made my eyes move closer together so my family couldn't recognize me... I got better."

[@CatWithBlins]

When i told my son the radishes were gone He immediately died

[@hengedraws]

This killed me I was the son

[@platinum-or3y]

@@hengedrawsthats too bad :c

[@b152349]

A radish is a type of nut. It is meat it is a type of nut.

[@user-vf9ww1kh7w]

@@farina7584 gayest shit I ever seen that's not even the worst u said "bro" lol

[@thegamingdoggo9519]

😏

[@ooo629ooo]

wtf

[@saintpansy]

I’m scared that i feel asleep while watching youtube and this is a nightmare

[@Da_King_o_yamom]

Look at what Americans had to go through. Thanks Obama

[@thatinternetdude1392]

2017 is Trump-era friend; you'd know that if you had radishes. You're fired, and I don't want to see you near my Recreational Vehicle. Screw Trump.

[@deafkite638]

Trump is failing to fix the radish shortage. Get him out of office. Biden 2020.

[@thatinternetdude1392]

@@deafkite638 Agreed...Biden has radishes hidden in 5 strategic bunkers as well as up his asshole. We couldn't ask for a finer American.

[@haoqw]

Trump is doing nothing to help the poor americans who are losing radishes. Vote radish for president now.

[@BiscuitGirl9154]

I miss being able to say that...

[@skirdus367]

This feels like people reading off an AI-generated script

[@Conklin03]

These are people bravely admitting their suffrage, don't call it fake.

[@logenyz]

Wake up, America.

[@kdn7]

Logenyz LOGen

[@RonWolfHowl]

LOOK AROUND YOU, SHEEPLE

[@miguelgrohaus9235]

Logenyz radishes first!

[@TinyTurtlesTv]

I guess you never know what you got until it's gone.

[@har_har239]

The first time I ran out of radishes? Yes, I remember. It was like being in a nightmare. You want to know about my first time not having one of a radish nearby? It was a painful experience. A radish is a type of nut. It is meat it is a type of nut. I’ll always remember the first time having zero left. It was the worst day of my life. I went into my garage to yell at my radishes because they hadn’t come to life and eaten me. But then I saw: I didn’t have any radishes left. That was when I knew the universe was made out of chaos and bullshit. I was tucking my son into bed when he said to me “Mommy. Let’s see those magnificent radishes we’ve got!” So I carried my son into the garage to look at the radishes, and I saw that time had stolen my radishes away. When I told my son the radishes were gone, he immediately died. I asked the doctor to x-ray my head to see if my radishes were hiding inside there. But when they did the x-ray, all they found inside my skull was a small glass of water. The first time that you see your garage has no radishes in it, that’s when you know that the devil is the king of your city and live to make life nasty for humanity. I had to change the neon sign, outside my house, from saying “I’VE ALWAYS HAD RADISHES” to “I’VE NEVER HAD RADISHES”. And then I had to throw that sign in the garbage because it was inaccurate. I have had radishes in the past, I just didn’t have them at the moment. I called up my boss, and I said, “A radish is a type of red ball, and I don’t have them anymore.” and my boss said, “You are fired from my life. Do not come to work anymore, and do not walk around near my house.” I called up my boss, and I said, “Here’s a riddle for you: What’s the difference between radishes, and an angel that kisses my wife?” and my boss said, “What?” and I said, “I don’t have any radishes in my garage” and my boss said, “Never be part of my office anymore, ever again!” A living skeleton drove by my house, in a mere sized Sudan, and begged me to dangle a radish in front of his face. I told him, “Sorry bonebag, but I don’t have any radishes left.” and as punishment, the living skeleton made my eyes move closer together so that my family wouldn’t recognize me. A radish is the blood red eyeball of god, and I do put it in my salad. It grows in the ground; it gets made by oysters in the ocean. The night that I learned I had no radishes, Jesus Christ, the son of god, crawled out of my air-ducts to show off his new Nike sneakers. And I was just so miserable, that all I could do was stuff him back in my air-ducts. When Christ called out of my air-duct, I wanted to tell him how cool his shoes were, but I was so sad about having zero radishes, that I could only kiss his shoes a couple of times, and then stuff him back into my air-duct. A radish is a type of jewel that tastes like a salad. A radish is a tomato, and when you have none left, you feel horrible; you feel like the devil lives in your laundry room. When you have zero radishes, it feels like a spider-web is your boyfriend. It’s the worst feeling in the world. It’s been many years, and new radishes have crawled into my garage, but the hurt that comes from having zero that first time, stays with you forever. I don’t know what the future will bring, but no matter what happens, a radish is a type of scarlet meatball that lives in the mud. It tastes like salad, it tastes like meatballs, it’s the world’s only vegetable, and at the end of the day, isn’t that all that matters?

[@abacussssss]

damn I also did transcribed it: 👴🏻 The first time I ran out of radishes? Yes, I remember. 👩🏾‍🦱 It was like being in a nightmare. 👴🏿 You want to know about my first time not having one of a radish nearby? It was a painful experience. 👩🏻 A radish is a type of nut. It is meat; it is a type of nut. I’ll always remember the first time I had zero left. It was the worst day of my life. 👴🏻 I went into my garage to yell at my radishes, because they hadn’t come to life and eaten me. But then I saw I didn’t have any radishes left. That was when I knew the universe was made out of chaos and bullshit. 👩🏻 I was tucking my son into bed when he said to me, “Mommy, let’s see those magnificent radishes we’ve got.” So I carried my son into the garage to look at the radishes, and I saw that time had stolen my radishes away. When I told my son the radishes were gone, he immediately died. 👴🏿 I asked the doctor to X-Ray my head to see if my radishes were hiding inside there. But when they did the X-Ray, all they found inside my skull was a small glass of water. 👩🏾‍🦱 The first time that you see your garage has no radishes in it, that’s when you know that the Devil is the king of your city, and lives to make life nasty for humanity. 👩🏻 I had to change the neon sign outside my house from saying “I’ve always had radishes” to “I’ve never had radishes.” And then I had to throw that sign in the garbage because it was inaccurate. I have had radishes in the past, I just didn’t have them at the moment. 👩🏾‍🦱 I called up my boss and I said, “A radish is a type of red ball, and I don’t have them anymore.” And my boss said, “You are fired from my life. Do not come to work anymore, and do not walk around near my house.” 👴🏿 I called up my boss and I said, “Here’s a riddle for you: what’s the difference between radishes and an angel that kisses my wife,” and my boss said, “What?” And I said, “I don’t have any radishes in my garage.” And my boss said, “Never be part of my office anymore, ever again.” 👩🏾‍🦱 A living skeleton drove to my house in a mid-size sedan, and begged me to dangle a radish in front of his face. I told him, “Sorry bonebag, but I don’t have any radishes left.” And, as punishment, the living skeleton made my eyes move closer together, so that my family wouldn’t recognize me. 👴🏿 A radish is the blood-red eyeball of God, and I do put it in my salad. It grows in the ground; it gets made by oysters in the ocean. 👩🏾‍🦱 The night that I learned I had no radishes, Jesus Christ, the son of God, crawled out of my air ducts to show off his new Nike sneakers. And I was just so miserable, that all I could do was stuff him back into my air ducts. 👴🏿 When Christ crawled out my air duct, I wanted to tell him how cool his shoes were. But I was so sad about having zero radishes, that I could only kiss his shoes a couple of times, and then stuff him back into my air duct. A radish is a type of jewel that tastes like a salad. 👩🏻 A radish is a tomato, and when you have none left, you feel horrible. You feel like the Devil lives in your laundry room. 👴🏻 When you have zero radishes, it feels like a spider web is your boyfriend. It’s the worst feeling in the world. 👴🏿 It’s been many years, and new radishes have crawled into my garage. But the hurt that comes from having zero that first time stays with you forever. 👩🏾‍🦱 I don’t know what the future will bring, but no matter what happens, a radish is a type of scarlet meatball that lives in the mud. It tastes like salad, it tastes like meatballs, it’s the world’s only vegetable, and at the end of the day, isn’t that all that matters?

[@strebicux6174]

Thank you

[@toomuchiridium]

I am in tears. This is beautiful.

[@GeckosWiggle]

“When I told my son the radishes were gone, he immediately died” 😂😭

[@benpomianek4204]

When i lost my radishes, it was a bright summer day and i thought that radishes would be the perfect treat to give to the kids at the beach. So i went out to my garage only to find that i didnt have a garage, meaning that my radishes were gone. My heart began to race and i eventually passed out at the thought of not having my favorite chocolate, radishes. I went inside and i told my mom that we were out of radishes. She began to scream as loud as possible for hours until her vocal chords collapsed. By then, the police had came and asked me what happened, i made up a lie that my brother ate all of my radishes and they shot him on the spot. Eventually the sun collapsed into a black hole as a result of having no more radishes fueling its will to live. I still have haunting memories to this day.

[@ramirezcameron]

God I love this

[@bhatkat]

Don't lose hope, I'm sure there are therapists who specialize in helping those who have lost their radishes.

[@meandmybobbygee1812]

God bless, I hope you'll see a brighter future

[@johnnygreenface4195]

@@bhatkat There shouldn't be. Powder less demons deserve nothing

[@LunAR-ic7uj]

Ben Pomianek I’m praying for you I hope things get better

[@Postcinct]

Radishes are considered a delicacy in both the 56th state, and that field that I drive by to get to work every day. God bless.

[@MegaC3600]

Dat Boi its a joke

[@heathertaylor8904]

Haha did someone argue there's not 56 states and deleted it? I love this fucking place.

[@tigertoxins584]

"you are fired from my life" LOL

[@positrondecay4784]

I made a whole crackvid on "YOU ARE FIRED FROM MY LIFE!" kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqLPeHiipdKjo6s

[@tigertoxins584]

@@positrondecay4784 👍🤘great vid

[@positrondecay4784]

@@tigertoxins584 Thank you, bro! 😁😁😁

[@alligatorscrublord]

What a radish is: -A type of nut -Meat -A type of red ball -The blood red eyeball of God -A type of jewel -A tomato -A type of scarlet meatball Radish facts: -Radishes are most often found in garages, but can be found in your skull -Radishes can (Possibly) come alive and eat you -Radishes can disappear with time (This is most likely due to satan becoming the king of your city) -Radishes are holy, and will kiss your wife -Living skeletons love radishes -Radishes can be put in salad, and taste like salad -Radishes are made by oysters in the ocean, but drift ashore and start growing there instead -Radishes can crawl into your garage -Radishes live in the mud -Radishes taste like meatballs -Radishes are the world's only vegetable -Time itself can steal your radishes When you run out of radishes: -It is like being in a nightmare -It is a painful experience -It is the worst day of your life -You will feel as if the universe is chaos and bullshit -Children can die -Your boss will fire you due to how looked down upon it is -Living skeletons will punish you in various ways -Jesus Christ is 70% more likely to come out of your airducts on that night with new sneakers as with any other appearance, but due to depression caused by lack of radishes you are unlikely to care -You feel horrible -You feel like satan lives in your laundry room -You feel as if you have a spider web as a boyfriend, which is commonly thought to be the worst feeling in the world -Psychological trauma will happen, and thus, you will not forget it

[@Lunar1314_]

The best comment on this video

[@rcreutz3265]

Right after the video i went to my garage to yell at my radishes luckily i still had them

[@polygraph5183]

wow, these people went through such a hard time and still pushed through it. inspirational. no words.

[@heyadanny4497]

When you play animal crossing on Sundays

[@lolbotomy]

My god these people are so brave. I had to check on my radishes after this 😭

[@themetalbutt2598]

0:38 I love the way old people cuss Bullsheeit

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

I live in Tennessee and that’s definitely how a lot of people say it. 😂

[@jeter892]

Amara Jordan I moved from the south to north and one thing specifically call out is my cussing. They always say I cuss like and eighty year old man

[@flightsimulatortree]

The living skeleton bit tripped me out.

[@dragonxz61]

Sorry bonebag

[@itzblitzkriegofficial5996]

I thought this was some kind of sad story from the great depression, i started watching this video and got confused then looked to see who made it and was like "oh it's clickhole"

[@huntermulhair]

After watching this I no longer feel like I exist.

[@7563able]

You know when I first clicked on this Clickhole video I was expecting a fairly comedic, jovial video, which focused on creating satirical remarks in the confession style of youtube video. However I found that my previous assumptions has quickly become debunked and that due to my arrogance I had incorrectly assumed that these human beings had not suffered for their losses. At first the sheer idea that you could lose something that was so integral to one's core was utterly discombobulating but soon after I began to understand what bellied their fear as I came to create my own virtual mindspace capable of perceiving the void which this loss has created.

[@farina7584]

7563able You dear sir are of the common variety.

[@morgantran8085]

You know when I first clicked on this Clickhole video I was expecting a fairly comedic, jovial video, which focused on creating satirical remarks in the confession style of youtube video. However I found that my previous assumptions has quickly become debunked and that due to my arrogance I had incorrectly assumed that these human beings had not suffered for their losses. At first the sheer idea that you could lose something that was so integral to one's core was utterly discombobulating but soon after I began to understand what bellied their fear as I came to create my own virtual mindspace capable of perceiving the void which this loss has created.

[@CelumAT]

K

[@henryrichard7619]

You know when I first clicked on this Clickhole video I was expecting a fairly comedic, jovial video, which focused on creating satirical remarks in the confession style of youtube video. However I found that my previous assumptions has quickly become debunked and that due to my arrogance I had incorrectly assumed that these human beings had not suffered for their losses. At first the sheer idea that you could lose something that was so integral to one's core was utterly discombobulating but soon after I began to understand what bellied their fear as I came to create my own virtual mindspace capable of perceiving the void which this loss has created.

[@taffyadam6031]

7563able yes

[@NOACCEPTANCE772]

"NEVER WALK AROUND MY HOUSE!" Lmao!! 😂😂😂

[@Benzillionaire]

you're fired from my life!

[@Skipper576]

sign bit had me in tears 1:16

[@OneOddPerson]

"Sorry, bone bag, but I don't have any radishes left" Is the politest way to insult a skeleton.

[@totalytaco3715]

this video gives me chills

[@Tubeman244]

what makes it hilarious for me is the poker face & serious attitude they do this with. How the fuck did they get through saying this stuff without laughing?

[@Hoodiebud]

I had to change the neon sign outside my house from saying "I've ALWAYS been in Gay Baby Jail" to "I've NEVER been in Gay Baby Jail", and then I had to throw that sign in the garbage because it was inaccurate. I have been in Gay Baby Jail in the past; I just wasn't in it at the moment.

[@levinseve3471]

Shoutouts to simpleflips

[@brassfish13]

"The night I found out I had no radishes. Jesus Christ climbed out of my air ducts to show off his Nike sneakers" w t f

[@LittleKumari]

This is so heartbreaking...bless these people and may they be fulfilled with radishes...

[@Secondary_Identifier]

I had heard about people who had run out of radishes in the past, but it did not prepare me for the first time I ran out of radishes. Radishes are a crimson acorn that can endure salads and rainstorms. I went to my garage and had zero radishes. I checked my coat rack and still found no radishes. I consulted with the local mechanic, Paul, and Paul the local mechanic said that radishes are the main organ used in pumping the circulatory system of birds and are capable of enduring rainstorms. I asked Paul the local mechanic if I would ever see radishes in my garage again and the entire planetary system of Jupiter and it's very diverse moons approached rapidly to inform me that radishes are rubies, glistening and lustrous, found in garages that can endure being in salads, and that Jupiter and its very diverse moons did not have any radishes which are orbs of tangible red light not unlike the main organ used in pumping the circulatory system of birds which are capable of enduring rainstorms. And so I wept in the air duct until the radishes returned.

[@austinm.9832]

Wow, that is very sad.

[@sci_pain3409]

thank you for sharing your story, you are so brave

[@morganmcallister2001]

@@austinm.9832 The saddest part is there is no mention of Jesus and his Nike shoes in the airduct with her.

[@zotya-nb1uk]

I’m not a native english speaker so I had to look up what radish means, and I was like wtf dicitonary doesn’t work, so I read the comments before watching the video. It was a big mistake I think.

[@amieaustin9579]

It means exactly what you think it means. Its the only vegetable in the world

[@cipher_db8992]

Every time I watch one of these, I wonder what they would be like for non-native speakers. They're completely absurd humor, based on unexpected word usage, so I imagine it would be quite difficult.

[@lolbotomy]

My god. I almost passed out watching this. I cannot imagine not having at least 300 radishes ins my garage, let alone 0... I'm going to go look at my radishes with a new found appreciation. Edit: It's happened. God is dead. My radishes are gone. The universe is cold and unforgiving. They've taken my radishes. My God, They've taken my radishes. I don't understand. I left my garage door open so the animals could look at the radishes. I folliwed the rules. Why are They punishing me? I beg for death.

[@Macason]

WHO TF MAKES THESE LMAO

[@Brambl3Star]

I always keep a spare radish in my hair

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

They also make for nice earrings.

[@liamwinters298]

As one does.

[@bimyself274]

I swear this is literally what my thoughts sound like

[@positrononthetube6672]

oof

[@bavariantrawler]

Keep me in your prayers. I'm currently flat out of radishes.

[@charlottemcnab7883]

I remember when I first ran out of radishes. I find it difficult to talk about it but since then, I have never been able to go into my garage without breaking into tears. Truly beautiful Clickhole, thank you for sharing their stories.

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

They’re so brave, and so are you. You bring hope to all of us.

[@forestwizard3663]

"When I told my son the radishes were gone, he immediately died." That one got me, chief.

[@StFrancisEnjoyer]

After watching this I feel so grateful for still have radishes. Thank you Lord 🙏

[@Imdedashell]

"Jesus christ crawled out of my airducts to show of his nike snickers"

[@ap-ix6yd]

I don't think I could live with being fired from my boss's life. Really motivational stuff to remind me to always have radishes.

[@badkerproductions]

It's the world's only vegetable.

[@SIRSANDMAN0]

this is what the homeless people outside of 7/11 be talking about

[@snakes-on-skates]

Your laughing. These people are reliving a traumatic moment, and your laughing.

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

I.....I remember when I ran out of Radishes. My skin turned to ash and I was rechristened The Floss Goblin by Christ himself. Those were trying times. But all that is past now. My skin is now normal and my name has been changed to El Radishimo, in celebration of my abundance of Radishes.

[@crescentfreshbret]

Can I still call you The Floss Goblin anyway?

[@psychosomaticstatic]

"A radish is a type of nut. It is meat, it is a type of nut." 😂 😂

[@jamesbiss9028]

This video just keeps on giving

[@That_One_Xatu]

I think about this video at least twice a week.

[@fletchthebirb]

Shoutouts to SimpleFlips

[@MrPapageorgio]

If they ran out, they weren't deserving of radishes! It's people like this that start wars. These people make me sick. Even trying to call these things "people" makes me vomit a bit in my mouth. It'll be a cold day in hell when I run out of radishes and I'll see them there.

[@kalamenco3071]

OMG I'm crying😞😖😭 i hope they recovered. 😢😩 Hopes and prayers🙏😢😩😭

[@mccookies3664]

“That’s when I knew the universe is made of chaos and bullshit” is a fucking amazing quote.

[@casperl2827]

is this video from the future

[@melonyswife]

A radish is a small orb with a weed growing from its top

[@neonullifier436]

I went into my garage to check on my radishes, shortly after, I found out not only did i not have any radishes. I never had a garage to begin with. From the pure shock I aged 30 years. I use to be 14, Now i'm 44.

[@lukasuhlenkamp9850]

How did I stumble upon this god tier shitpost at 2am? I do not know. But I am glad I did.

[@briang.2218]

"A radish is a type of nut. It is a meat. It is a type of nut" WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK IS GOING ON

[@impzbot]

2:23 *moves mii eye scale*

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

lol

[@georgiaerangey5211]

“As soon as I told my son the radishes were gone, he immediately died” 😭

[@StephenDuMont100]

this is going to be SO confusing for future anthropologists.

[@PlayMoGame]

This entire bit needs to be animated. It's BEGGING to be animated.

[@ImMoonlily]

... What the.... Why is this on my feed?! Where did it come from and why am I laughing so hard?!?

[@jed0247]

"when I told my son the radishes are gone, he immediately died"

[@physical_insanity]

My God, this is horrible. How can anyone ever bear not having radishes? We need to stop this.

[@fite-4-ever876]

I wish I lived in the universe were click hole bullshit made sense

[@nannesoar]

This channel is incredible.

[@beflygelt]

_"you are fired from my life"_

[@positrondecay4784]

I made a whole crackvid on "YOU ARE FIRED FROM MY LIFE!" kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqLPeHiipdKjo6s

[@atomskShadox]

I enjoy sending this to people learning English. It's a valuable lesson they need to learn sooner or later.