"I'm gonna go head to the restroom." "Sir, but there's two ships approaching!" "I know just turn the shields on I gotta take a shit."
@siyutex61012 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@kilo05bb622 жыл бұрын
But sir are we gonna fire back!???
@Moonlit_Melody2 жыл бұрын
@@kilo05bb62 NO.
@freefiremclin93792 жыл бұрын
They call it the monitor because it monitors the enemy and makes sure they be having a good day
@robertgrays87902 жыл бұрын
No. The enemy is not having a good day. Enemy: WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE!?!? Monitor: :)
@TheyCallMeVincenzo2 жыл бұрын
They are*
@gordita68452 жыл бұрын
@@TheyCallMeVincenzo colloquialism is a thing you know
@ptolemaicfoxxo30322 жыл бұрын
In actuality i think its named that after the USS Monitor in the American civil war It was the first ironclad warship built and in one of its battles encountered the second iron clad warship, the Merrimack The battle wasn’t exciting, both the ships projectiles would bounce off each other and the odd and clumsy designs made shooting difficult and the battle was won by the Monitor after the opposing ship ran low on ammo and had to leave Boom, history lesson
@mortache Жыл бұрын
@@ptolemaicfoxxo3032 bruh ships bouncing shells was exciting as hell at the time. These things legit looked like alien technology to your average sailor working with rigging and shooting broadsides
@xzardas5412 жыл бұрын
Dorito: Die die die! Memitor: Behind this shield there is more than just hull. Beneath this shield there is an meme... and memes are bulletproof.
@robertgrays87902 жыл бұрын
That plot armor, bro It's thicker than the Joker's
@ripmorld99092 жыл бұрын
This is fucking , gold
@randymotter51 Жыл бұрын
Great V quote adaptation.
@mortache Жыл бұрын
@@robertgrays8790 wow I'm legit renaming my monitor to ASN Plot Armor
@mancodelepanto26962 жыл бұрын
[Incomprehensible, muffled, Dorito screams] Monitor: *I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE* (Red Sun - Metal Gear Rising Revengeance OST)
@Stonecargo212 жыл бұрын
*CANT BREAK THIS SHIELD, JACK!*
@TheDeceptiveMoss Жыл бұрын
Nano machines son!
@simpleorangeun-1.1282 жыл бұрын
Archotech equivalent space Doritos firing literal black magic The monitor: "We'll be here all day"
@Grimmwoldds Жыл бұрын
Archotech equivalent space Doritos firing literal black magic: "OMFG IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!" The admiral of the fleet the monitor belongs to: "Fire on my command."
@Magbiy Жыл бұрын
Moisturized, focused, unbothered, in his lane, flourishing
@meili47902 жыл бұрын
That music made this so wholesome and whimsical, I smiled :D
@txGHOSTxt12 жыл бұрын
The carefree spinning enhances the feeling even further.
@xedrickOG2 жыл бұрын
What is the name of the song
@havefuntazarasu53672 жыл бұрын
And then doom appears outta now nowhere
@xedrickOG2 жыл бұрын
@@havefuntazarasu5367 and thats when the thomas the tank engine theme begins
@Missinformed3752 жыл бұрын
@@xedrickOG theres no need to be upset
@ryanlorenzo50032 жыл бұрын
Now if only we can implement an ai for the monitor to just stand in front of enemy ships and stare at them while everyone flanks. That or just give them no weapons.
@MattHatter3602 жыл бұрын
aggressive general with no guns
@reductionimminent82662 жыл бұрын
_reckless captain staring at mitosis-capable space doritos _*_menacingly_*
@corinthiansdaniels37282 жыл бұрын
What about reckless ramming
@robertgrays87902 жыл бұрын
*oof I got bodied.
@Teixas6662 жыл бұрын
@@MattHatter360 shame that it has 2 built in flak cannons meaning the ai will try ot use them
@NimbleBard482 жыл бұрын
Who would win: - 20 semibreves - one cheeky Monitor boi
@samuelcrow47012 жыл бұрын
dam imagine if you could get the ai to do this so you have a few decoys to soak up damage
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
Ai works too, just not as well, steady or timid is best
@datboi22502 жыл бұрын
Or just give them some low flux anti armor weaps, so they also force them to keep the shields
@Limrasson Жыл бұрын
Right now I'm using minotors and scarabs as frigates. They work pretty well, with the scarabs zooming back and forth. I also have 2 champions for heavy screening. (PD loadout)
@pbro01 Жыл бұрын
the ai commanding the doritos is gonna have a field day trying to understand how a tiny ship survives the onslaught of their high tech top secret weaponry without a scratch
@durinV2 жыл бұрын
Nanomachines son! The Starsector version
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
I could have used It has to be this way here, would be even funnier, missed opportunity i guess
@pepsiback91102 жыл бұрын
Sometime the Best defense is the best defense The monitor
@PavlikoSan2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile I attack with 10 capital ships and still unable to dent them
@Arkar-pl9ku2 жыл бұрын
You see, that’s the problem, you didn’t spam enough cruisers
@kilo05bb622 жыл бұрын
All the cruisers
@NoName-bk3su3 ай бұрын
6 hyperions, 1 capital of your choice and a ziggurat will do the job
@Voitan2 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ, the flux is actually going DOWN.
@AndragonLea Жыл бұрын
The shadow government doesn't want you to know this, Raiden, but the doritos are free. You can just go to a hypertap and take them. I have 27 [REDACTED] doritos at home, Raiden.
@kairuomefutaku26382 жыл бұрын
I've been down lately and, and for some reason I discovered this in my recommendations. Helped me lift my mood for a bit. Thanks.
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
Didnt expect this video to make anyone happier, but im glad it did have a nice day and good luck, it will get better
@jehovasabettor90802 жыл бұрын
The all-mighty bubble. Monitor just goes a bit of an extra mile with it. Btw, there's a mod called "better-earned s-mods" (mods give a bonus/malus if are s-modded), which can make this even more potent.
@Aereto2 жыл бұрын
Would be viable in player hands with the right character builds and hullmod. Leave the hunter-killer to the other officers in attack oriented frigates, and anchor ships or fire support platforms unofficered with support doctrine if preferred to stay within 240 to take advantage of fleet skills.
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
It works nice with ai too, just take good oficers, maybe they wont tank as much but they will be good distraction.
@Aereto2 жыл бұрын
@@Kuba_K yeah, AI deciding to drop shields instead of turning on fortress shield at critical moments did result in its destruction. Paired with its speed, Coordinated Maneuvers is a must to give Monitors the speed it needs at 20% top speed cap and stacked with helmsmanship.
@Warod2 жыл бұрын
In one of my earlier games, i used to fly this little ball of joy right into enemy paragons and onslaughts while playing wrecking ball at max volume.
@sphinxvs69612 жыл бұрын
thought he turned on god mode for a sec, then saw he was actually taking flux
@zzurge11732 жыл бұрын
i am absolutely dying to know whats going on in that teensy tiny ships bridge at that exact moment
@daanstrik42932 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAHAAAA- oh wait… we’re fine.
@electrotoxinsАй бұрын
The crew are all sitting in spinny chairs and going in circles enjoying the music
@VisibleNoises2 жыл бұрын
Don't try this to tank the Ziggurat Motes. Also, Tachyon Lances will get you.
@digitalizedmind6784 Жыл бұрын
0:16 it's insignificant but the tesseracts actually friendly fire a little bit when they approach you. The one on the right has the disintegrator debuff effect on its front-right side.
@Kuba_K Жыл бұрын
It is possible to kill one of tesseracts simply by baiting them into shooting each other with any phase ship. May make joke vid on it actually, Edit: nvm it is fixed now :(
@digitalizedmind678410 ай бұрын
@@Kuba_K :( There is also a mod that makes the AI way less cautious about friendly fire, that probably makes it possible again
@Kuba_K10 ай бұрын
@@digitalizedmind6784 maybe but modded is modded i dont want to change anything in ship ai for mine vids.
@PhoenixLive_YT2 жыл бұрын
At least they are trying xD
@real-zenithas2 жыл бұрын
The music is what makes this pop
@PanDebowyMocny Жыл бұрын
Cute music and cute little indestructable shippy commits happy spin.
@_Some_Random_Dude9 ай бұрын
The fact you managed to retreat is the ultimate insult.
@Lededev2 жыл бұрын
That's some high tier plot armor
@Mecceldorf2 жыл бұрын
Who would win: abstract nanomachine ships, or one spinny boi?
@VisibleNoises2 жыл бұрын
Well it's all fun and games until you run out of PPT.
@weedmantrudeau57832 жыл бұрын
Can you send them in one by one and exhaust their CR?
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
i think they have infinite cr or close to that
@gamerplays51312 жыл бұрын
@@Kuba_K I think they have Unlimited, simmilar to stations
@DCdabest2 жыл бұрын
Damn. I think I actually saw the flux go up a little bit there.
@eternal85597 ай бұрын
I bet this video is the reason why Alex prevented the installation of SO on Flux Shunt ships
@lappi23212 жыл бұрын
If a ship couldn't care or ask. This would be it.
@marekniederle35072 жыл бұрын
Yay! A new video! Love your content, mate... Are you from the Czech Republic by any chance?
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
nah but very close, Poland
@goblinslayer3102 жыл бұрын
a fellow czech Starsector enjoyer
@exudeku2 жыл бұрын
Who would win? Incomprehensible Doritos or Speen
@itchykami Жыл бұрын
chill out, drain enemy's combat readiness and missiles; leave at the last second right after calling in the big bois to mop up.
@szap13372 жыл бұрын
The batroll caught me off guard
@hamishjones960 Жыл бұрын
if you have hardened subsystems and the crew training perk you can wait for the enemy to run out of combat readiness and retreat due to malfunctions
@Kuba_K Жыл бұрын
It doesnt work on Tesseracts unfortunately because they have infinite CR. But it does work on some modded bosses, for example Excelsior from swp: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moe9o4lpfb1qptEsi=EFkYUcDMCNSyR6cg
@МихаилОдинцов-е2д28 күн бұрын
I need this loop of this monitor tanking doritos as wallpaper in wallpaper workshop
@isopod_gaming-real-2 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail was gold
@Arthutstut6412 жыл бұрын
Standing here i realize
@Arcatir Жыл бұрын
The litte Monitor that could
@lajuanjames56832 жыл бұрын
*me with my 10 Neuxoria Fleet Carriers* Aircraft go brrrrr
@ynot4ever7552 жыл бұрын
Aw look at the lil guy go :)
@Tacom012 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful
@Tactcat2 жыл бұрын
best video i've ever seen
@gunnerguy0109 ай бұрын
...and a whole zero fucks where given
@user-tb7ml8kz7h2 жыл бұрын
did you try a fleet of ships that "briefly disables a nearby enemy ship"? IIR it is called "harbinger"...
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
Yeah i tried , deployed 2 Monitors and harbinger, but combat readines was always running out when i tried to clean up the fighters so i gave up
@robertgrays87902 жыл бұрын
Harbinger needs some good skills and mods to extend the CR. It's my favorite ship when I make it have more CR than non-phase ships, and it's Triple-Threat Phase Lances are almost as long as an Ion Beam.
@montassirbenmeryem79372 жыл бұрын
but why
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
Well lets just say i have to figure out combat readiness problem and this fight will be doable with 32 deployment points
@LtPulsar2 жыл бұрын
There is no need to be upset
@Soulsphere0012 жыл бұрын
I have never seen those ships yet. My initial thought is that you are using mods for that, but I will have to take a look at your ship layout video. Also, if you are not using mods then this has probably been patched by now. I did noticed that spinning your ship may have reduced the flux generation, but I'm not sure. It could also be that they fired off their best weapons early on. EDIT: I just noticed that you made this video exactly one week after GrumpyThumper made his on the Monitor. I see, I see. Still, nice video.
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
This is pure vanilla although older version, spinning has nothing to do with flux also i saw GT video later after recording mine, i was following tips on wiki if anything, still he is linked in descriprion since both videos are about similar stuff and his is explained better Edit: its not patched you can still do it
@Soulsphere0012 жыл бұрын
@@Kuba_K Thank you for the reply, Kuba. I should experiment with the Monitor someday. It definitely looks like a good defensive ship to have.
@thorveim11742 жыл бұрын
@@Soulsphere001 It is a great ship to use as a distraction. Cheap to deploy and even in AI hands can soak up capital-grade firepower for extanded periods of time. Best used with agressive officers with the shield skill (elite) and without any weapon (so flux wont be wasted on pointless shooting); without an officer they are far less effective (as they then cant vent as much flux while keeping fortress shield up and may be a bit more hesitant to go in the enemy's face). And thats how monitors are supposed to work or they wouldnt pack the same fortress shield as the paragon on a sluggish frigate that has only 2 light guns and 2 built-in flak guns (so bad firepower against anything bigger than missiles or fighters), with an unique built-in hullmod allowing it to vent hard flux with shields up built in, so while they could get nerfed how they operate is very much intentional :p Even its in-game description cites it as being a ship focused on pure durability, for better or worse. And yup they are vanilla ships, although they tend to be a rather rare find. Mind you even with mods the only ship i know of that can do better at its job... is literally a monitor variant (great houses monitor, main edge being a faster timeflow on the ship making everything on it operate a lil bit faster including passive flux venting, thats pretty much it)
@Soulsphere0012 жыл бұрын
@@thorveim1174 I used one a bit and, yes, they are extremely good at being a distraction so the rest of your ships can take care of a few ships at a time.
@crungus__2 жыл бұрын
An unstoppable force meets an immovable object
@sadstruggle54212 жыл бұрын
I found my new bestfreind
@Videos5532 жыл бұрын
NANOMACHINES SON
@aierce2 жыл бұрын
What did you do to it, gave it shield officer and safety overitten it? Otherwose math doesn't work out
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
Look at description there is link for short layout video, I was piloting it
@aierce2 жыл бұрын
@@Kuba_K thx, so it is SO, I never considered SO monitor as bait before. I'm going to try this out
@NimbleBard482 жыл бұрын
The only way to Die is because CR degrades... Well, good thing the AI doesn't use this build.
@TheyCalledMeT2 жыл бұрын
as funny as this is, there has to be an effective weapon against them .. everything else is just broken
@lampaddict78852 жыл бұрын
harbinger quantum disruptor
@dustinnabil7982 жыл бұрын
Tachyon lance have a chance to pierce shield.
@Eradicator-jv9xr2 жыл бұрын
@@dustinnabil798 or if you want a bit more juice try the devastator Lance from superweapons arsenal
@alifio21832 жыл бұрын
What the fu- HOW?!?!??!
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
Monitormagic
@robertgrays87902 жыл бұрын
@@Kuba_K :o
@orkromhulapai5472 Жыл бұрын
Can one do that with a Paragon?
@Kuba_K Жыл бұрын
Nah
@Stonecargo212 жыл бұрын
I'll take 6
@melongodgaming99792 жыл бұрын
Wait… how?
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
"Safety overrides is patchway to many abilities"
@likeablekiwi62652 жыл бұрын
The scarab can somewhat counter the initial burst damage of a terrasect so I use them for that... Other frigate's or ships just die except for maybe some of the slowest ships of the century which then gets trolled by the terrasect due to superior speed... I was contemplating on using monitor before but I have no points left to spend on combat skills... Those fighters are annoying as hell though... Wish I could refit it to my fleet Xd
@uliramirez39032 жыл бұрын
Wow 😂👁️👄👁️
@matthewpechan95332 жыл бұрын
How are you not gaining hard flux with fortress shield?
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
Not sure what do you mean, but monitor is funny ship that can remove hard flux with 50% efficiency, it has flux shunt - unique built in hull mod
@matthewpechan95332 жыл бұрын
@@Kuba_K when I use fortress shield on smaller ships it steadily increases hard flux even when not taking damage There is a high tech destroyer or cruiser that I think has it along with the Paragon
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewpechan9533 as i said it is only monitor that can do that
@djoagast96682 жыл бұрын
How do you dissipate hard flux?
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
Monitor has unique passive ability that allows for that
@djoagast96682 жыл бұрын
@@Kuba_K oh lol OP as fuck, might start using that thing then
@CountingStars3332 жыл бұрын
Ayo wtf
@thermonuclearwarhead Жыл бұрын
😮😂😢
@decell70852 жыл бұрын
gib build
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Kuba_K2 жыл бұрын
Here you go kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKGzk2eMbdWro5I
@abc-e8k2 жыл бұрын
bruh.
@accelerator79522 жыл бұрын
Omfg
@lewishouston79692 жыл бұрын
bruh
@barsnack79992 жыл бұрын
WTF
@likeablekiwi62652 жыл бұрын
The scarab can somewhat counter the initial burst damage of a terrasect so I use them for that... Other frigate's or ships just die except for maybe some of the slowest ships of the century which then gets trolled by the terrasect due to superior speed... I was contemplating on using monitor before but I have no points left to spend on combat skills... Those fighters are annoying as hell though... Wish I could refit it to my fleet Xd