my nemesis ruined karaoke night (w/ Mike Falzone) | Perfect Person Ep. 61

Mike Falzone (Welcome To OUR Podcast, Dynamic Banter) joins the call center to take conundrums about a half handy with a musical theatre director, a drug dealing hookup turned uber, and a karaoke night ruined by an acquaintance.
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Perfect Person is a comedy call in advice show in which Webby-Award-Winning Podcast Producer, Miles Bonsignore, answers your phone calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve maximum perfection with his talented friends.
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[@juliagoldsmith-pinkham8719]

you guys were so appropriately grossed out and worried by the second caller. Like that guy was predatory but caller wasn't ready to call that out and obviously you guys saw it. Ew.

[@lolavela3467]

So predatory and gross

[@peacechickification]

Seriously. I’ve been in positions like that too many times before and I’ve never had anyone stand up for me like that. It was so healing to see them stick up for her like that.

[@emilyharwood89]

"Yeah soft pickle...gives me a soft pickle" had an underrated response

[@Kristhegirl39]

Right? My response made up for it cause I scream laughed

[@idkwhatimdoinghere12345]

lol i'm the first caller and i definitely didn't do a good job of explaining the fact that we're already pretty good friends (and still are) the "with benefits" part is still tbd because he says doesn't want any kind of distractions rn (he's trying to rely less on illegal sources of income haha) but i'm hooking up with other people so i'm good either way. thanks again for the advice, gave me the confidence to ask him what was up and now things aren't awkward (also i was too high and forgot to mention i use they/them pronouns my bad lol)

[@findparadise]

As someone who’s had some pretty traumatic experiences over my life, it means a lot to me that there’s voices of men out there who will openly counter all the horrific stuff that’s out there about dating etc. I know it’s a low bar, and we often applaud men for doing the minimum in being decent human beings, but it really matters and helps to restore my faith a bit.

[@Anjispanja]

Same

[@spicypotatosofttaco3227]

literally they nailed it. like, effortlessly

[@falltowinter]

Mike and Miles have such a great dynamic!! Please let Mike be a repeat guest, this was an exceptional episode.

[@mariapizzaa]

"If you're going to be a complete piece of shit, at least be dynamite in bed" 😂😂😂😂

[@genee.m]

don’t know Mike but he’s a fantastic guest and seems like an OG, bring him back!!

[@banannaboat]

He’s the best! Listen to Dynamic Banter!!

[@_nicolefwong]

you heard it here first: perfect people are musical theatre fans 😌

[@EvMaddiePlusDaddy]

Miles had some workplace PTSD when she said the hookup was with her boss

[@jonithomas192]

Didn't we all have the same thought? 😂

[@leoniemoats7467]

How much i appreciate two men noticing and calling out gross behavior from other men ! So good to see❤️

[@Sarassparkles]

💙petition for there to be a perfect person coffee bar where miles prepares the guests a special coffee☕☕

[@heyummrandommuch]

would be so cute, i love that.

[@PainsawChenus]

This would be great short form content!

[@Emmett_7321]

Yes!! Such a good idea!

[@jessikapallares3483]

omg I hope he sees this, that would be so cute!

[@mariapizzaa]

The orange chairs are cool but I miss swag of the pattern of the og vintage couch which really gave the space a classic basement rec room feel

[@yarns8117]

Was listening to them talk about how much they like hotdogs thinking damn i havent had a hotdog in a while i hope they have them in the dining hall. Then they did. Perfect person behavior

[@sierravalentinee]

The fart button becoming a gavel is incredible to me keep that going please

[@emmagalindo4061]

MILES WE NEED MORE BUTTONS 🙏🏼

[@DaMuhFuknBoio]

I NEVER CLICKED A VIDEO SO HARD IN MY LIFEEEE. HAVENT STARTED BUT PLEASE HAVE MIKE ON AGAIN WITH HIS WIFE ZOJA. AND HAVE HIS PODCAST COHOST STEVE ZARAGOZA ON GUILTY PLEASURES PLS PLS PLS

[@xgreydovex]

Zoja HAS to come on!

[@dclarkmusic]

Seeing my boy Mike on Perfect Person was the huge hit of serotonin I needed today! ❤

[@flyinmintbunni8320]

I freaking loved this episode!! I busted out laughing during my drive to work. Love the content! I tell everyone about this podcast

[@PerfectPerson]

Thanks for listening!! Glad to join you on your commute!

[@maddycooper7163]

THIS CROSSOVER‼️‼️

[@jazminenovela5325]

Thanks for the introduction to Mike! Could’ve sworn y’all were longtime friends, you giggly gals! Great ep 💚💚

[@fruitgh0st]

pickles don't exactly expire but they do degrade in taste. you can tell when the juice gets too cloudy. but as long as you seal and refrigerate them they will be safe to eat for a very very long time. pickling things is a thing in the first place to preserve food

[@herb_rolls]

absolutely crazy to see mike! he's hilarious!!

[@ToriaLovesBooks]

The chemistry here is GOOD

[@katykeaveney9421]

From watching Miles dancing hip hop in a try guys vid (you smoked those dancers dude) straight to Miles giggling with his mate Mike on the pod💚 all the love from n.ireland Miles!🤩

[@miss_ayla]

Another NI listener! Hey!!

[@katykeaveney9421]

@@miss_ayla hey!!

[@Pengwenpenguin]

we absolutely stan some baller advice 👏 thank u for the pro tip on the karaoke party and let me kno if people want an update on how it went…. 👀

[@miss_ayla]

Hell yes we want an update!

[@victreebel170]

Mike: What's your karaoke song? Miles: *brief pause* Cherry Pie 😏 I love you both.

[@__iTimmayy]

Miles never disappoints with his advice, his guests and his callers (in my opinion). Always a delight to listen to this podcast while cackling, only to realize I didn't hear the rest of the stuff while cackling, and then rewatching what I was laughing through.

[@peacechickification]

Yeah I definitely have to watch all the episodes twice so catch everything I missed while laughing the first time haha

[@Junitunes]

Shocked by how many people that call in work in the theatre industry

[@Abhi-wl5yt]

They have more drama happening in their life I guess 😅

[@kimberlymary5350]

Mike is THE BEST!! Wish I was a caller this episode just so I could fan girl instead of these people not knowing who THE MIKE FALZONE is jesus christ

[@emilylouwhoo]

LOVE MIKE! This is the last pod I would’ve expected to see him on and I’m obsessed.

[@janacardullo5194]

"woop woop hand job police"

[@Breething11]

I think I just watched the beginning of a friendship. They had such great chemistry together. I hope they hang out again after this.

[@lizburch20]

Mike was such a great guest! Please have Steve Zaragoza on also, he would be so funny with Miles ❤

[@ginakrzebiot1519]

Seconded! I was thinking the same thing

[@mel.bon12]

I’m literally dying and my one year old is looking at me like I’m crazy!! Hahah miles you are freaking hilarious 😂😂😂 I love the leaking advise! 👊🏽

[@raychipsd]

the banter is this ep is incredible

[@sam_art21321]

May I just say-the new studio setup? ✨Perfection✨

[@oliverettew1386]

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT CROSS OVER-

[@Ratlover3333]

Blessed in every way this content exists. My two favorite podcasts by a mile lol are perfect person and dynamic banter!!!! Truly icons / the cross over we all needed

[@genevafierce]

The scream I scramt when I saw Mike Falzone! Oh my God what an absolute delight!

[@alissabrielle5559]

Love mike falzone!!! I got to see him perform with Olan Rodgers and elliot Morgan in Nashville yeeeeeeears ago. Been following him ever since.

[@spicypotatosofttaco3227]

I have needed to hear you two speak ever since i first heard Miles, i can't believe i haven't watched this yet, Mike is such a perfect person. Edit: I finished the episode and i was not wrong, this was great

[@nicolawiekamp5559]

I haven't watched in awhile and I didn't realize how much I've missed the silliness. I needed this today

[@nicolawiekamp5559]

Also there have been a bunch of studies done that show that ice cream is actually just as healthy as yogurt.

[@TheLegacyEngage]

As a long time fan of Mike, I love to see this cross over ❤️ a Dynamic Perfect Person Duo 🥂

[@alexrudie3538]

Mike is amazing. And that advice for the 2nd caller was great and very applicable for others in a similar position.

[@ethynskxll]

This is amazing! We love this podcast and DynamicBanter, seeing Mike and Miles together feels like a fever dream in the best way. Stoked for this episode:)

[@emmahalpin4880]

The ‘K’ on the first call 😂😂😂😂

[@TM.BECK14]

I don't know who Mike is and my first thought looking at the thumbnail was "Is this Miles' dad??"

[@miss_ayla]

We haven't even gotten to the first caller yet I am loving the energy in the pod today.

[@emilyl1406]

Another perfect episode. This show always makes me laugh out loud.

[@anaviolet2791]

bro i needed this today.

[@andrewtheidea]

literally my two favorite people!!!!

[@AiresKami]

MIKE FALZONE IS MY FAVOURITE COMEDIAN! THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PODCAST SO TOGETHER THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!

[@xgreydovex]

MIKE FALZONEEEE! This makes me so happy.

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

“to get your hot pieces of take” shook me to my core

[@hoolianalopez]

I’ve never been so invested just from a pod title

[@andreamendoza7613]

Of course it was CHICAGO 💃🏽👯

[@abbie_a]

This Mike Falzone x Perfect Person cross over is insane

[@TheBETZINATOR]

WORLDS COLLIDE!!!! i love mike

[@anitagonzalez7023]

Eating a boiled hotdog as I'm listening the the podcast. 😅

[@julienicole92]

great episode!

[@kayemma443]

I’ve always loved Mike Falzone’s laugh

[@SuviLove]

I was so excited to see Mike, he was my favorite on SourceFed, didn't realize he was still doing stuff. I'm excited to check it out.

[@delaneykeller1389]

This got the fastest laugh out of me.

[@musiclovechaos13124]

This is a dream. A crossover I didn’t know I needed 🙏🏽🫶🏽✨

[@lorithomasscott349]

Happy birthday to the perfect person himself!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@shannong3300]

This is my favorite podcast

[@TaylorBishop8890]

Omg my two internet crushes on one podcast ❤

[@LexiRosenPal]

miles i often watch this podcast while juggling so that intro really shocked me to my core as i was reaching for my juggling balls that was so crazy and now im writing a comment instead of juggling youve thrown off my groove

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

this was wild to read. that’s such a cool thing to do while listening to a podcast

[@hannahrannah2739]

MIKE FALZONE!!!!!!

[@stevebartonII]

Mike fits so well! Bring him back and his co-host Steve Zaragoza!

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

would LOVE steve on the show

[@squidpigeon7048]

happy bday miles!!!

[@gracel9080]

Wednesdays are the best day of the week I don't make the rules

[@jordbanana]

Happy Birthday Miles!! 🎉

[@BaddeGrasse]

When two corners of my sub box collide ❤

[@snmason]

This is a weird colliding of worlds, I remember Mike Falzone when he was Batman.

[@adrianpink8144]

Happy birthday Miles! 🎉

[@BoogieBrickhouse]

Oh my god I love Mike. Saw him do live comedy in Portland. He's amazing 🤩

[@emilieg4336]

To caller one (trenta ig 😂) you mentioned the second time he wanted to have sex again but had issues. Maybe he's embarrassed or thinks you aren't interested anymore.

[@caylacastle2822]

I love when Miles laughs like Austin Powers / Cat in the hat💀🤣🤣

[@_Prudence_]

Daaamn i haven't watched Mike Falzone since i was like 15. Good to see he's doin well :^)

[@EvWuzhere]

Mike needs a sponsorship deal where somewhere you can buy a falzone calzone

[@MadsterMadness]

OMG, Yas! Great independent contractor aboard! Great advice!

[@zoejohnson7596]

Hehe Mike’s hair sometimes is doing a small devil horn/double Alfalfa moment and I cannot unsee it 🥹😂

[@tieragibbs3045]

we want more Mike!!!!

[@heyummrandommuch]

Mike! Forgot about that dude, he's cool! The first caller's dealer I think might be embarrassed for needing rides because his car is having issues. so that was perfect advice of "yeah just ask him to hook up again" lmao

[@maddirachael6362]

another banger miles. #godbless

[@pieandjelloluver202]

I’m so sorry but you explained Tue episode of how I met your mother so horrible. It was actually perfect 😂

[@Kalfire12]

love the hot dog talk

[@pattomwau]

This confirms that Miles is a two horn honk born baby boy.

[@ida_holm]

this is huge news for ME specifically

[@Holl-Star]

Mike puts me in mind of Sal Vulcano. Especially when he smiles really big

[@polkadotgirl63]

I would like more Michael Falzone please!!

[@connerolmedo888]

MILES 60 SECOND ADVICE WOULD DO BANGERS

[@miss_ayla]

MILES! I've just had a ground-breaking idea. You only have 8 sound effects on your lil pad there, and you have more than 8 listeners... Do you see where I'm going with this? Use. Your. Listeners. For. Free. Labour! Ask us to send in short (less than 3 seconds) sound bites of us for you to use. You could make an episode of you and a guest going through them and critiquing their usability, perhaps you and the wrecking ball crew. It might not fit this format but it could for sure work for a Patreon episode.

[@cassidysummers6913]

Merci beaucoup!!! 😊

[@subspaceHipster]

fuck im hitting play right now but this is the crossover i need in my life

[@subspaceHipster]

steeeeeee? steee next?

[@musicbycarolinebauer]

This episode is really Trent-heavy

[@anniekallen4472]

Miles, I love you and you're usually a genius and perfect, HOWEVER... For the second caller, I think you should have addressed that there is a power dynamic at play that could make the situation harder for the caller. And to suggest that SHE should avoid social situations with the cast in order to avoid being around the director means she'd be limiting her networking/ career potential because of the bad behavior of someone in somewhat of a position of power. You're reaction and advice were mostly good overall, but I think that's a key point you missed.

[@angiealpizar8508]

I feel like we sped right on by the revelation that Miles microwaves his hotdogs