How it feels to start the Dark Brotherhood Questline

[@DestructionOfRome]

The “woah what are we talking about here” is exactly how I reacted when I first walked in on this kid. Threw me for a loop. You make these fucking beautiful man.

[@usurpererenyeagar4587]

i think we all said DA FK IS THIS SHITTTT when we we saw him for the first time

[@aceholepictures]

I apply to be your friend

[@nottravix1353]

I had actually killed grelod because I was exploring riften so much for the thieves guild that when I showed up the first time I was like... yeah shes already dead. What a bitch

[@CarnivalChimera]

The first time I did the quest it gave me such horrible mental whiplash because I thought the kid was an adult before going in the house

[@joebone3151]

Facts

[@eddieguererro46]

"They call her Grelod the kind, but shes not kind." "JESUS" 😂😂

[@nicolasd5925]

*Talos*

[@younes5411]

That jesus man was so hilarious And mikey's reaction when he like stop reading the papet

[@37DMK]

No, she's not kind … … she's dead. Died in her sleep. Probably drank the wrong mead … (muahaha!)

[@dominiquej.anderson4703]

💯💯💯

[@LuxAeterna22878]

Junior instantly understood how horrible she was.

[@ShasOSwoll]

*opens barrel* “Where’s all the mammoth cheese?” “I ate it.” “HALF A FUCKIN’ TRAY IN THERE!”

[@UncannyLiving]

That actually made me laugh out loud, so perfect

[@devilcourt77]

Haha okay that was really good

[@EMD_HOKIO]

Brilliant thanks for the laugh I really needed it

[@Tumbleflop]

@Callum Eden i think we can all agree on that lmao

[@Bcasey11]

good job man

[@mrtrolly4184]

Grelod was 70 years old, just a kid.

[@kainholden2001]

Yeah it's sad when they go that young

[@hopeonelove4703]

@@kainholden2001WHEN THEY GO!?

[@taitbillings3818]

Historically, Titus always said the Dark Brotherhood were nothing more than a glorified crew

[@gooby214]

Compared to Oblivion's Dark Brotherhood, it truly is.

[@faffywaffle561]

Titus always had tremendous moxie for his size

[@taitbillings3818]

@@faffywaffle561 that's nice, then what? He fucking dies, I can't even wear his amulet.

[@faffywaffle561]

@@taitbillings3818 I’m in awe of you

[@notalizard6994]

@@gooby214 Morrowind's DB: Extremist Morag Tong splinter sect that threaten the balance of power. Oblivion's DB: Feared throughout the Empire, more powerful than the Morag Tong. Skyrim's DB: "If we hide in the forest, maybe people will leave us alone." I'd love a DB questline that doesn't result in them being driven to the brink of extinction by a traitor.

[@overlex]

“You owe the brotherhood a kill... I’ve come to collect” “You don’t run your uncle Junior... HOW MANY FUCKEN HOURS did I spend playing catch with you?!”

[@vinniethegooch7830]

lmao

[@camuscoffee11]

Poor Astrid doesn't know Uncle Jun is about to hand her some hard truths, namely that she never had the makings of a varsity assassin.

[@Agent1W]

Big hands(not as dexterous)...that was her problem.

[@lilpotayto]

South of the border! Down Cyrodiil way!

[@BestWayKilla]

Cyrodil? Those assassins from Cheydinhal were 7 feet tall or somethin'!

[@DarranKern]

Lmfao

[@Agent1W]

@@BestWayKilla She took a transitional leave anyway.

[@bongholy2253]

I love how he asks for her name even though he just heard it, and the kid delivers her name again with such enthusiasm

[@RamesesBolton]

Junior had dementia

[@Kupferdrahtful]

“Grolad the kind”

[@mikeberg6407]

I died laughing at that part glad others appreciate it 😂

[@ShadowAkatora]

"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people! What say you?" "What? I think I saw a couple of redguards running that way!"

[@Lobito-qz9pz]

*orcs

[@spcharvey]

Oh yeah! Those two guys

[@kevin_heslip]

Guard: kssh “I’ve got two redguard males on foot…”

[@Lobito-qz9pz]

@Skankhunt42 Lol yeah ik, not skin color specifically, I meant culturally speaking; they have similiar generalizations made against them the way blacks are in real life

[@Lobito-qz9pz]

@Skankhunt42 "dont ruin the jokes bud" bruh you're ruining mine. You're sounding like such an orcgger right now

[@mrhouse9368]

Aventus: Grelod’s gotta go Junior: Take it easy, we aren’t making a western here

[@Enhancement_Talent]

@Mr. House What's that glorified crew The Omertas doing in New Vegas?

[@CluckN]

By the nine you have >Health bars >Quest markers update >Fitting dialogue This is more effort than some of the special edition missions.

[@L96A2]

Also when Mikey lowers his gun after shooting Grelod, you can hear the sound of holstering/unholstering your weapon in game.

[@antoinesilva1527]

I’m pretty sure Jr. has a connection to the Dark Brotherhood…..of Teamsters. Guy’s been greasing’ the oo-nion for 50 years!

[@nocturnaljoe9543]

That one stung, bro.

[@computeraccow]

and the lighting on the characters

[@Xilivian]

*All of said quests

[@MultiPAVEL86]

"I gotta visit the greybeards" "They may be old, my little nephew, but those dogs can still hunt."

[@shemaraddison4164]

It’s a miracle Grelod lived this long seeing how much she’s hated

[@jiggusfiggus]

SHE DIDN'T WANT A FUNERAL.

[@NDBrennan]

“We can’t have Grelod running the Orphanage no more. I mean that much I do know.” “Orphanage? SHE’S GOTTA GO!”

[@Ezio999Auditore]

Her teeth all fucked up, vampirism?!

[@dbz4586]

Oh would you take it easy over there fucking Judge Maven Black Briar.

[@legendaryag1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BenBruser]

Mikey: I think you shoulda taken care of this Grelod the Kind thing the minute it first happened. You shoulda sent a clear-cut signal so the Dark Brotherhood knows... You fuck with Junior Soprano... Junior: Take it easy! We're not making a bard tale here...

[@codyvandal2860]

LMAO

[@chubbymonkey452]

That is gold

[@foobarious1357]

"Your husband Torygg whatever happened there.." "Whatever happened there?" "The assassin" "WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?" "Talos rest his soul" "I'll tell you what happened there - this piece of shits Jarl shouted him apart without any provocation whatsoever"

[@vinniethegooch7830]

Hahahahahha

[@majorasdude7728]

"My Jarl is dead"

[@jiggusfiggus]

Alright den.

[@Basty135]

Elisif “the fair”, that’s my fucking legacy! No more Falk… no more of this!

[@fe9815]

I'm actually watching the sopranos thanks to you. It really is a masterpiece

[@soprano94]

Yes

[@ETFRoss]

Same. Its so good

[@Lotato]

same

[@MrCamel254]

Yes it is.

[@Jombi-d3g]

Honestly the best show in terms of pure dialog, every line is just so beautifully written and delivered by the actors, even breaking bad can't compare to it

[@GhostAllyKross]

Asking for Grelod's name even though he literally just heard it? Goddamn. Even in Skyrim Uncle Jun can't escape his dementia.

[@joshdelmundo5899]

"Now you're here! And you can kill Grelod the Kind!" "What's this motherless f*ck's name?" "ᴳᴿᴱᴸᴼᴰ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴷᴵᴺᴰ!"

[@BNLReactions]

brooo that part took me out

[@unknownhicks6473]

@@BNLReactions no cap I was looking for this comment

[@rarasirius3795]

@@unknownhicks6473 lmao me too

[@unknownhicks6473]

@@rarasirius3795 a man of culture I see

[@jessestinson9252]

Jesus..

[@JoshuaElijahC]

Mikey was a great companion.

[@theporkiestpie8416]

Just the thought of Junior and him embarking on various questlines in the skyrim universe makes me chuckle.

[@evancodsworth2]

What the fuck happened to Sithis! That’s what I’d like to know. He was a real assassin. The strong silent type.

[@jeffersonclippership2588]

Sithis was gay?

[@William_Sk]

He... died.

[@TheHoggcast]

Always walk in the shadow of Sithis.

[@Grandmaster-Kush]

@@jeffersonclippership2588 NOBODYS GOT AIDS!

[@Vulpes89]

Doesn’t exist. Non sentient void. Dark Brotherhood is a con of mephala

[@jhewes.5923]

Hi Jack, bye Jack” gets me every single time😂

[@viking8796]

Riften Guard: "What in Oblivion happened here?" Orphan: "Some sad shit, motherfu-I mean, Grelod said she didn't want to live no more."

[@hektorlitch4993]

Hahahahahaha, underrated comment XD

[@shriharihudli]

Jumped.

[@MrCruuush]

Gold (20) lost…

[@CrniWuk]

"You won't believe it! Two Redguards just ran out of that Orphanage!"

[@MarvinT0606]

Some sad shit. Grelod the Kind said she didn't wanna live no more.

[@Agent1W]

Well, I got news for you. That evil, cruel woman was my pet earner and an asset to some *friends of ours*(Thieves' Guild). During honey harvest season, she pushed more Black-Briar Mead than 10 tavernkeepers put together. Oh, and another thing: a certain dragonborn should have checked with me before he/she did a favor for the Aretino kid.

[@NSFSponsor]

"It was 2 Redguard Guys that did it"

[@gooby214]

@@NSFSponsor Oh yeah, those two guys.

[@k.t.1641]

How much he give you?!

[@otomicans6580]

Take it easy Grelod, we'll give you a break. We won't give you an arrow to the knee on the way down! FUS DO RAH!!!

[@dozerroman4325]

Junior’s reaction and “Jesus…,” had me ejecting my coffee out my nose. Laughed to tears and nearly pissed myself

[@zetareticulan321]

*Talos

[@HeretixAevum]

0:42 Knowing the original context of that delivery makes it all the funnier here. Seriously, The Sopranos being edited into Skyrim is so surreal, but one of the funniest combinations I've stumbled across in ages. Thank you for the laughs.

[@justinnyugen7015]

Come to think of it, I've never actually tried to kill Grelod in her sleep. Plunging an arrow through her forehead in front of the kids always seemed like the best option

[@tmcttf8087]

Exactly. I maced that fucker in one strong hit in front of the kids so that they'd *DEFINITELY* know for sure that she wasn't going to torment them *EVER* again. Good riddance.

[@kellydempsey9868]

This is exactly what I done!

[@RideTheDalan89]

Arentino sends his regards

[@molh394]

i shouted her apart, inspired by the dialogue describing how Ulfric killed the High King. (funny thing is, Ulfric himself is like nahh i just ragdolled him, but what killed the dude was a good old-fashioned sword to the heart)

[@ThePsychoReturns]

I personally prefer the suplex.

[@Noobnut125]

Everything about this is *chefs kiss*. Your editing is freaking amazing.

[@jd7634]

Oh! What do we have here, what's this the handsome contest?!

[@juanmanuelalvarez4604]

Ohh yes, that video with Tobey eating a hotdog the moment he sees the legion assasins, lmao! So relatable, keep up the good work, you are an artist man

[@surtrlombarde4243]

Omg

[@Pertinax69]

@Noobnut125 This is an early Christmas present, you're a fkn legend man 🥂

[@DerAykac]

@@billybatts9491 It truly is.

[@DivingHawker]

Woke up this morning, In an abandoned shack

[@c_c_pants9539]

Junior to Cicero: Who's speaking here? Is somebody speaking?

[@BenBruser]

Cicero: I mean, what happened to this thing? For Talos' sake, we bend more rules than the Imperial Cult

[@apriswajaya]

Cicero: Out of respect of the Night Mother

[@Agent1W]

If this was back in the 2E or 3E, would I even have to ask?

[@grant.5345]

Mikey is even like a companion you order to kill for you, these edits are incredibly accurate

[@joshmarshall3400]

The *Talos* sub when he said Jesus killed me. Good work, these are so great.

[@_karaay]

I absolutely lost my shit 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Myles452]

Lol

[@thehiggsbozonu]

broo that ''talos'' detail got me

[@bigmoetbh]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST EDITS. The way uncle jun is just staring at him while he speaks holy shit i cant breathe man im laughing too much. Your vids are the fucking best man.

[@danieldoyle0097]

Sopranos and Skyrim work so well together.

[@adam_19855]

said he didn't wanna live no more.

[@wtg9001]

Pertinax, you're the best thing on KZbin. You got me hooked on The Sopranos (always heard about it, never got around watching it though) and hyped me to play Skyrim again. You're truly one of the best emperors out there.

[@We_Are_Borg_478]

1:09 I love how it's still the sound of a dagger drawing from a sheath.

[@Parable_One]

And the footsteps 😂

[@mortek1379]

1:41 me every time i start skyrim and forget about this part

[@A_Salty_Fishe]

I hope you know your Sopranos/Elder Scrolls content is what made me start watching The Sopranos in the first place. The dragonborn never had the makings of a varsity athlete

[@explodingplant2]

Your content is what started me playing Skyrim. Tony never had the makings of a dova

[@user-eg4nj5mw1d]

i was hoping tony soprano would be in the corner *wakes up* soprano: gabagool

[@blackback2500]

There was nothing we could do. Uncle june was a brother and Grelod wasn't. We had to sit there and take it. It was among the Nords. it was real sweet roll shit.

[@MarvinT0606]

They even trapped her in a soulgem so she couldn't go to Sovngarde.

[@Joe45-91]

Omg these comments are killing me

[@thrace_bot1012]

@@MarvinT0606 LMFAOOOO

[@yaqubebased1961]

This made me think. Why aren't there racial slurs in Elder Scrolls?

[@yaqubebased1961]

@elevated8752 that's more like "foreigner" or "gaijin" or "ajnabi" or whatever. Not a racial slur

[@Algorithm_Poison]

Shit. Now I got to go rewatch the sopranos again... And replay skyrim

[@camuscoffee11]

Mikey is such a great housecarl. Not only does he carry your stuff for you - he takes care of the quests (in this case the whacking, heheh) as well!

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Too bad about his suit though I heard he got too attached to it.

[@camuscoffee11]

Free Alteration spell too, no Magicka spent

[@MrKrisrey]

​@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvuslike the Grim reaper that guy.

[@yaqubebased1961]

"You should've taken care of this Miraak problem the minute it first happened"

[@jingbot1071]

@@camuscoffee11 Yeah but none of the temples can cure his fckfaceitis.

[@pacmanzz]

3 OF MY CAPOS HAVE THEIR KIDS IN THIS PLACE? If this is true Aventus, you know what id do, blood or no blood..

[@LetsRock666]

Would happily watch a full playthrough of the sopranos in Skyrim

[@patheticraw6939]

Forgot the part where the children cheer over an abusive old lady’s corpse after you kill her

[@shubbah8]

These edits keep my soul from reaching eternal hell

[@TSCStag]

I can relate LOL

[@Yora21]

Somehow the new quest popup was the funniest part in all of this.

[@NeutronDance]

This is the greatest Christmas gift I could ever receive

[@KyleReese-vt8bo]

When I was broke I used this house as my own and ignored the kid.

[@TheGreatGodPan]

"At least I can deal with my problems, unlike someone I know" - the Dragonborn

[@vinniethegooch7830]

“South of the border…..where the mammoth cheese graze…”

[@bestdrunkdriver]

@@vinniethegooch7830 always with the scenarios

[@tmcttf8087]

Lol. The Dragonborn actually talking.....

[@JohnSmith-wj2wd]

Had me laughing when the kid repeats Grelod the Kind after Junior asks about the name he was just told.

[@s4mcote]

Also works because Junior had Alzheimer’s later on in the series 😅

[@JohnSmith-wj2wd]

@@s4mcote Right, I hadn't even considered that haha. That's hilarious.

[@camuscoffee11]

that’s his dementia kicking in 🤣

[@wordtothewise9723]

"The Dark Brotherhood used to be the most feared guild in all of Tamriel. Tell me, where are the assassins now?" "You're lookin' at 'em, asshole."

[@TheJumboMuffin]

their reaction to his 'reveal' that grelod "the kind", is not indeed kind was priceless lmao bravo on the editing👏👏🙌

[@L3g0m4nn]

Oh my fucking word you are talented. This playlist is like a gold mine.

[@abhijeetrajpurohit5965]

NEVER STOP MAKING THESE! EVER!!

[@dr.bright9620]

I have only watched three of your vids, and this is just... PERFECT.

[@codyi5232]

Junior “ Dragonborn “ soprano Slipped on the thousand steps and had john whacked

[@DoomMetalPrincess451]

My God, the lighting when he leaves Grelod's room is absolutely stunning

[@RowingFrontal5]

I love these blends between the narratives of Skyrim and The Sopranos

[@brandodio9118]

I like how the subtitles say "Talos" when he said Jesus

[@cemcanikli5438]

Your edits are getting better each time.. i know i'm always going to have a good laugh when one of your videos is out ! Keep the up the amazing work man 👍

[@famosoanonimo602]

0:42 'Jesus...' Sub: "*Talos* man i love these editings

[@TrippleEgis]

Gotta love attention to detail, when Junior got kidnapped he is wearing pijamas, because they kidnap you in your sleep :D

[@drkarats6147]

This is the best so far XD

[@Roadrun98]

Do the brother hoods job for them "You owe me a kill" "I literally just killed someone for your 24 hours ago..."

[@OGBootleg]

"Grelod never did have the makings of a varsity athlete."

[@ashtray0belief]

Despite having never watched ther Sopranos, there is truly my favourite content on KZbin at the moment. You are an editing genius, and this genuine felt like they were part of the game, remarkable.

[@yesdude3914]

Imagine having never watched the sopranos...

[@ashtray0belief]

@@yesdude3914 I don't have to imagine it, I actually haven't.

[@lesperdants]

I'm thinking about watching the show cause of this

[@Ziggy-ym1zl]

Watch the sopranos dude. You won't regret it

[@xanthezen310]

Talos sends his regards.

[@neerdowell2010]

I’m sorry. I am sorry, but I got dragged out to the Riften docks by my neck. Mock execution!

[@jameswhite2069]

Aventus never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

[@mastereppsreturns6586]

This is gonna trend one day, cause this is genius!

[@andreaholcock8992]

“Alduin is a cunthair away from ruling all of Tamriel…and I am that cunthair!”

[@narcleptik]

Your edits are pure bliss, thank you for these

[@wadiesama]

I haven't seen such amazing stuff in a long time; thank you.

[@toniocartonio572]

Too good. Keep up the uploads, they're just brilliant

[@dreaescobar7257]

All I can say is you’re a legend

[@mostlyvillains]

keep'em coming man. friggin' brilliant.

[@Delta47_11B]

1:14 - 1:19 😂😂😂 “High Jack, by Jack.” Gelrod: “You riff-raff!” *Pop!!*

[@shotgun_shaun]

This is the best one yet, hands down. Great scene to tie this to lol

[@SD-dq9dw]

Out of all of these Skyrim sopranos crossovers this is the best one I've seen

[@notgoddhoward5972]

Me entering this house randomly with Lydia on my 1st playthrough be like.

[@Earthwormjimm]

The sheer fact that all I do is watch the sopranos, play fallout 4, or watch my wife play Skyrim, makes these fucking videos so perfect for me that I have new hope for the algorithm

[@BrutalCarnage]

I accidentally saw a spoiler saying how you could destroy them because I wanted to play good but I assumed I had to join them and destroy them from the inside. I never knew I had to speak to that imperial guy to get that option. So I kept doing more and more quests for the dark brotherhood, justifying all the murders because I assumed I was going to eventually destroy them. With Every murder I was like "for the greater good im sure of it"

[@AshtonHaggart9674]

Grelad didn’t have the makings of a Varsity athlete, that’s why she had to go I’ve said my piece…

[@foxhound773]

That was flawless and classic lol! Well done!🤣

[@randyr6159]

whats amazing about these is the eerie feeling you get watching sopranos with this background music

[@jon-umber]

Perfect ending

[@sebytro]

That "thefuck" at the end was exactly my reaction when I first did the Dark Brotherhood questline.

[@David-pf4hr]

Me when I first played Skyrim 0:15

[@bryanduhart7218]

0:43 that *talos* in the subs gets me every time man, amazing job

[@otomicans6580]

Grelod the Kind was a great character. I wish they did more with her in this game.

[@col.nugget1524]

these videos are made for a very special sect of humanity and im glad to be a part of it

[@OneWingdAnge1]

Keep doing the Sopranos, Skyrim videos. They are funny. I need more. Thanks 😊

[@hiro_cuhh5672]

I’m finally playing Skyrim for the first time and I never knew how fast the news of killing an old women could spread so fast across skyrim

[@sarahb4513]

lmao @ subbing jeez as “talos” so good

[@NathanHigiers]

This is so accurate it sends a chill down my spine. One difference is the Brotherhood had already sent an assassin on my A on the bridge of Riverwood while I hadn't done anything wrong (yet). That added to the shock.

[@GeoffreyBronson]

These are getting unbelievably good with the camera work.