Pete Buttigieg Is Beyond You | Chapo Trap House

CLIP from Episode 734 - I Feel Like White Gladis (5/23/23)
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[@raeroa7982]

Laughed so hard that she wrote and published, “he got gay married” instead of “he got married” like any normal person under the age of 102 would write

[@raeroa7982]

Also FREE CHASTEN!

[@chuckskilit9808]

An impossible whopper with bacon is like charging your electric mustang with a gas powered generator

[@jemimallah2591]

yeah its extremely cool

[@PMac13]

"What is neoliberalism?" "If you can't deal with the reality of climate change you might revert back to masculinity" Am I fuckin drunk?

[@Banhammer000]

Yes go to bed it's 7am.

[@billytitus1519]

I am gay in an non-Pete way.

[@willellisjones]

“Not everyone, it seems, even *wants* a rising standard of living…” Jesus fucking Christ I cringed so hard

[@biometronome7010]

It's like if we rewrote a child's diary using fancy words

[@Johnsmith99663]

Figuratively the most hollow human being Lucifer ever put on this earth.

[@yareyarejose5080]

Yakub**

[@Oceanmachine27]

*Yaldabaoth

[@freakyzed8467]

YabbaDabbaDo

[@brentoncarter4275]

Yeh I hate liberals like Pete far more than I hate any conservatives.... Because he's enabling the same conservative policies but lying about his intentions

[@MrItachi121]

Without their commentary plenty of the stuff they read is just depressing. The shamelessness of these articles is just sad

[@snaaaake59]

Let us appoint Pete to the newly formed "secretary of big brain awesome guy super smart guy stuff" where he belongs

[@snaaaake59]

Pete talking about the various features of his car is somehow the saddest thing I've ever heard

[@philosophicalthirstworms6645]

The dude is a howling void of ennui. There's enough of a nugget of self awareness in the storm of robotic scripted nothingness that he has a vague awareness of the karmic debt he's taken on.

[@ahlishaholloway233]

The horrifying thing is, this article isn't some gross divergence in Heffernan's career. Literally everything she writes, especially about Democrats, sounds like that. She's one of the most deranged people in media today.

[@macnsteez3938]

Every time i see his name, nick mullen's Trump voice is in my head going "little Petey Buttcheeks"

[@MrJohndoakes]

I just remember Will's "Spartacus" reference "I am Pete Buttchug" after Matt was temporarily suspended from Twitter for calling Buttigieg just that during the primaries.

[@greg6500]

Overdrawn at the memory bank.. Was not expecting that today!

[@tod2450]

Common Episcopalian L. Presbyterians stay winning

[@brentoncarter4275]

Methodists still eating.

[@williampremo9807]

Im not that surprised Buttigieg became transportation secretary after the way he ran the world famous South Bend metro system.

[@TheFrostbite324]

What was the whole deal with that anyways?

[@lazula]

Shocked and disappointed that no one said the obvious joke that the mensa lounge is where they exchange brain

[@ASwagPecan]

How do journalists benefit from shilling politicians so hard? like damn. wait..

[@corynewton3865]

How dare you start this episode without High Hopes playing a cappella!

[@emmy8526]

I’m just curious whether Wired pitched this advertorial to Gig’s team or the reverse. It’s especially obvious that he was forewarned and prepped re: the spiritual roads question. So weaselly. Also lame. Lame and weaselly. No one cares that some hack thinks he’s deep! People care that he’s not doing jack about train derailments.

[@7heHorror]

Yea but don't they know that's a category error? Pete was hired to serve Wall St. Helping the public is the opposite of his job.

[@aarononeal9830]

I am Episcopal and i just have to say everything they say is accurate

[@mr.giggles4995]

I thought an Episcopalian wss someone who ate fish 😅

[@robelyncooper4555]

This Mensa/Gregorian Calendar bloviation vibes like the VCs who were impressed by SBF’s video game multitasking🤔

[@Radjhitoocool]

Bro levitates too

[@evanb4189]

13:40 "Impossible" foods is a literal scam. You pay $8 for 25 cents of soy bean paste, chemicals and dyes.

[@platitudepete8]

Pete getting a meatless burger and then electing to have real bacon on it is a perfect encapsulation of how utterly devoid of substance his political brand is.

[@bh-zj4yt]

@@fyaunz4k97bmod uhhhh.. not that cheap

[@brandonthesteele]

​@@bh-zj4yt what's cheaper, then?

[@bh-zj4yt]

@@brandonthesteele real ground beef

[@connormauk3210]

@@bh-zj4yt Beef is absolutely not cheaper than beans and chickpeas

[@greg6500]

"But some people just don't want a higher quality of life" Shes talking about Neo Liberalism?

[@idicula1979]

Yes, sadly it’s true some people can be moved through the media and the manipulation of the pitchfork crowd, by saying there are gays and transexual over there. The same way a dog can be side tracked by a squirrel or a car.

[@joeyrufo]

7:15 I was waiting for Felix to bring up Knausgaard! 😅

[@SJ-oi7tk]

If only I didn't work with a legion of Petes, live among more Petes, who also double as their own Virginias...

[@BNardolilli]

He's Jeremy the Boob from Yellow Submarine

[@I_can_do_20_push-ups]

“He’s so smart he doesn’t even know what he knows”

[@GHOSTPLANEtable]

Overdrawn at the memory bank, mad kudos for that reference. Love the mst3k version, other than Mike nelson admitting to being a gop apologist and openly collaborative with garb ppl I think mst3k was formative for my beliefs. Nothing was sacred on sci-fi channel Sunday mornings! "Did a plucked turkey with gin blossoms just try to talk to me?" 😂 After fat antagonist sends Raul Julia a hologram message

[@joeyrufo]

5:49 it's not a "puff" piece! It's a FLUFF piece! 🤣

[@robelyncooper4555]

All Fluffers Matter.

[@michaelv6304]

Surely Virginia Heffernan was taking the piss here? Tell me she was joking.

[@plantain.1739]

No, she was given a goal to dig to China with a fucking spoon. Frankly, it's impressive she didn't just quit after seeing this shit.

[@deadbeatcatdad4048]

all hoosiers who play piano are considered gay. that's true.

[@brentoncarter4275]

Am Hoosier. Piano is incredibly gay. Pete is a kapo however.

[@bunyipz2040]

It's not the mayor's fault that the railways collapsed

[@ozymandias___868]

Glowing rat

[@aarononeal9830]

Chapo trap house needs to talk about Ecosia they are a search engine that plants trees

[@FrshChees91]

He drives that disgusting excuse for a mustang? That's worse than an impossible whopper with bacon.

[@foxtrotalphaone]

When I first heard "Electric Mustang" I thought it was a sex toy.

[@idklol4197]

it doesnt matter how much torque an electric truck has if driving an electric vehicle is gay to begin with

[@snaaaake59]

Everyone knows a vehicle powered by electricity causes you to acquire the gay gene as soon as you sit in the drivers seat. Whereas a gas powered vehicle has the opposite effect. This has been demonstrated by science and math.

[@sanctionskillkids3541]

Episcopalianism makes Reform Judaism look like snake handling.

[@ravenholmmusicclub944]

mela why so hard on beautiful malta?

[@GrimReader]

Because the culture of Malta is smoking on the toilet and wearing as many crucifixes possible. A Malta native

[@Banhammer000]

The guy on the left looks like a grosser version of Seth MacFarlane.

[@oolacilesbotnet6564]

I feel bad for Pete. Did he get to read this before it went to print? Every other line is the most embarrassing line ever written

[@weejockpoopongmcplop]

You can't watch Wakanda Forever on the in-flight entertainment system while they are doing the safety briefing.