Mighty Men | Chapo Trap House

[@jebbush6657]

As a missourian, I can solidly tell you Josh Hallway is doing his campaign and his whole career for approximately nobody. I've never met a Josh Hallway fan in my life. My neighbor has trump yard signs and tries to talk to me about Fox news conspiracies every time we're out with our dogs at the same time, and he has to be regularly reminded who Josh Hallway is when I bring him up. He's an absolute fuckin cardboard cutout that only exists cause Dems refuse to run anyone but Claire McCaskills in MO, who people here actively hate, vs the nothing they feel for Josh Hallway.

[@Hedgemonkey5]

HOLY FUCK QUEEN ELIZIBETH HAD SO MANY HORCRUXES

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Preparation of the sacrificial King Charles Cavalier Spaniels has commenced. Seven scepters for seven spaniels.

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

Seventh Spaniel of a Seventh Spaniel

[@CzolgoszWorkinMan]

there were seven spaniel angels at the altar of the son they were heckin good lil puppers til a volley from a gun

[@hyperionman420]

One of if not *the* biggest factor in the hastened decline of the United Kingdom is its obsession with an incredibly antiquated notion of prestige and the need to keep up appearances at the expense of everything else

[@freakyzed8467]

That's what helped us yanks excel so quickly after the rebellion. We tossed any notions of good appearances right onto the trash heap of history.

[@PinkPanda-Zx]

​@@freakyzed8467LOL

[@tofubutcher7456]

I can't belive you'd say something so ignorant about the coronation of a monarch. Clerics can't use edged weapons, everyone knows this

[@msqway11]

unless its a sacrificial dagger

[@msqway11]

or a ceremonial dagger. kind of a lot of crossover there though id imagine

[@BigHomieGayAss1917]

The Bayeux Tapestry is non-canon

[@AdrianMendoza23]

The coronation also unveiled the Keys of Orthanc, the crowns of the seven Kings and the rods of the five Wizards as well as the conquers sword: The valyrian steel sword Blackfyre and the Dragon Slayer sword.

[@FaithfulofUltramar]

Charles is out there literally trying to play Elden Ring in the real to become king

[@musicjail]

I need fan art of the boys’ coronation builds

[@ThePancakesGuy]

I never knew the royal fam were such dnd nerds.

[@matttriano]

EPSTEIN 2099 is just the head and eggdick on a mechbody. Writes itself.

[@justinwalters9811]

It's nice to know the rememberance of Elizabeth wasn't wasted on runes.

[@augustgurtisen]

Felix needs to get over dark souls 3 that was 6 years ago.

[@robjenkins494]

This stupid Spoon & Goose thing was only used once in the 1600's to annoint another guy named Charles. So it's the Chuck Duck of Basting

[@ndf3]

basting makes me feel good

[@HeirLethal]

Felix is dex/fth Will is quality, equal str and dex Matt would rock the coveted str/int build

[@alanhorton7300]

The bird shaped vial used to contain a magic oil that might have been able to cure Charles' fingers.

[@KilgoreTroutAsf]

sword of divine retribution: +3 against Catholics

[@GHOSTPLANEtable]

Just give me the pope summon bell the Jesuits apparently had

[@deedrabbit]

Spoon is essential for a dex build

[@KennethKaniff999]

I need to summon Felix so he can teach me the Judaic wave gesture.

[@ectozoologist9573]

I remember that even an entire month after Epstein was killed I was still struggling to - I really can’t find another way to phrase it - stay tethered to this reality. I had all of these dark foreboding thoughts swirling in my head as EVERYTHING I feared might be true about our society was essentially confirmed and nobody around me cared. It’s like if there was a big bowl of jelly beans and everyone is just digging in and laughing and having a good time but just for one second you see something thin and long and black and spiny and full of pointed hairs slither under the surface and then disappear just as fast. You look around, your heart pounding, your mind racing with explanations. You look around in hopes someone will tell you it wasn’t really there. Was it really there? Surely they must have seen it, ARE THEY PRETENDING NOT TO NOTICE or you have gone insane? They keep eating the jellybeans as though nothing has changed and after a few minutes, so do you. It’s kinda like that, y’know?

[@psmt1234]

I’ve long maintained that being a socialist/communist is akin to being a Lovecraftian protagonist who’s pierced the veil and can’t un-see the stuff underneath and now has a hard time in normal life. It really fucks with you. people who you just thought where smart and savvy, are just shrieking baboons with no internal life just a slavish devotion to the system.

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

Who the fuck is Jeffery Epstein?

[@factanonverba7547]

Time to self medicate. Just look up at the stars and imagine happier alternate realities. Maybe we get a chance here or there to bring something new to this polyester society.

[@billytitus1519]

@@psmt1234 this

[@freakyzed8467]

​@@Gum_Cuzzler Trumps dance buddy. Haven't you seen the video?

[@gridlock1a]

You had me at " that's a good one for clerics"

[@yossarrian]

of Mighty Mouse and Men is a classic

[@beebgegegeg-xr3cm]

Trump’s such a queen 😂

[@gking407]

most narcissists are

[@DT-od3hd]

@@gking407 Trump is like one of the 5 people alive I think you could accurately call a narcissist. Man does not see beyond his toes.

[@augustgurtisen]

If trump were a weeb he'd be into magical girls. And that's why I continue to vote for him

[@dylanchouinard6141]

I do want to see this fight: Charles III with the Sword of Temporal Justice vs the Reiwa Emperor with Kusanagi no Tsurugi

[@ItsOgre]

Give me that vial filled with magic life extending elixir made from umm, “natural sources.”

[@saulwright4116]

Double slotting queen consorts ring and basically ignoring stunlocks No way I'm equipping six swords to dodge roll so slow and so bad someone tries to put their wallet in my mouth

[@ngsq12]

Has anybody seen my fluorescent nail varnish?

[@Erisblackstone]

Can we get a will/Felix video game podcast finally

[@feydrautha012]

Matt has to be there, and he has to be forced to play the games. We need those shrieks of impotent rage and squeals of misapprehension about game mechanics, folks!

[@loner419]

Imagine not building dex/int to make better use of the sword of temporal justice's weapon art that let's you cut away the progress of the last 100 years to return to true monarchy. Honestly a missed chance at a pre-sequel follow up game set in an alternate timeline.

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

Where’s the demon sword that drinks the souls of the slain?

[@miskatonic_alumni]

Locked up in the Vatican's basement. Not to protect people from it, but to ensure that the Catholic Church can continue trapping the souls of molestation victims that won't just take the hush money.

[@SixBeark]

There was a The Highlander TV episode or movie revolving around control & ultimately stealing back the Scottish stones

[@HazMatt88]

It's pronounced temporal, not temporal

[@RIP_Greedo]

Phantom closed because of “the city” yet there are no shortage of other broadway shows still running or starting new runs in that very same city.

[@5TailFox]

When the Vordt theme started, that shit had me weak.

[@marcuswalters8093]

50:24 Oh my God, Traphouse predicted it.

[@KennethKaniff999]

Not exactly a wild prediction haha but yes Matt called it!

[@AloisWeimar]

Virgil Texas Chat Logs

[@chuck1prillaman]

How do these guys know about Flip Wilson bits.

[@guywhomstvepostgood]

that Buckley piece is peak pedocon theory

[@luispelozo]

The vorpal sword was not mentioned, I'm afraid....

[@greym7857]

25:09

[@beebgegegeg-xr3cm]

I’ve come to the conclusion that ghislaine was destined for all the sex crime stuff, and then she randomly met some dashing young lad whose charisma and charm overtook her life. Jefferey then used his leverage to climb the social ladder, and weird out pedos Either that, or he actually has some type of secret special ability that all the world’s elites desperately clamor for. And part of that ability is something to do with underage girls?

[@Luminousreign]

His special ability was procuring underage women for the purposes of blackmail. He was quite possibly one of the best that ever did it, and Mossad probably has a secret memorial to him somewhere.

[@benkubisiak1459]

The Stone of Destiny is actually a real thing. It's an old part of Scottish coronation rituals

[@BoneMachine1443]

all the dumb things the guys listed are real things, the UK is a harry potter theme park for babies

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

I prefer the Pick of Destiny myself

[@buckocrooks]

I'm gay.

[@mokukiridashi]

did not expect the man date joke

[@reallyidrathernot.134]

also what was mat whispering at the start there

[@whyisgooglemakingmedothis603]

: Bloodborne II needs a Disraeli's Tomb secret area. No, I'm not a caster in Souls games, fuck those people, but it needs to be there.

[@Alex-od7nl]

Prince Charles is becoming the king of England? Did the queen die or is she abdicating?

[@mr705yesplease]

She’s moving to Austin

[@canofspan0188]

She went to live on a big farm where she has plenty of space to run and play!

[@TonyMidyett]

I'm a vegetarian, but I'd really like to see what monarchs taste like.

[@inprofile741]

The sword of mercy is andrew's favorite.

[@davidells6760]

I don’t need to see Disraeli’s Tomb, but I do need to hear Disraeli’s Gears …

[@reallyidrathernot.134]

BLOOD PLANTAINS

[@EvocativeKitsune]

Transpose Lizzie's soul, or trade for extra cash? 🤔

[@dirrdevil]

Gotta transpose. It's the only source of the 'unholy damage-over-time' enchantment in the game.

[@wesleywiles9641]

Temporal sword would suggest Mage & intelligence. Mages can weild one hand swords & Tome/Book on off hand. Sword of the State is clearly tank/strength, probably Paladin. Paladin lore is defense of the Sovereign(Temple/State)

[@bitteralmonds666]

The real lyfe Dæmon’s Souls isn’t as exciting as the video game. This is some real corny cornation. 🌽🦄

[@GRIFFDANSE]

Chapo

[@jordank5328]

Personally i think trump would beat Biden because many people are worse off than they were four years ago. I know its not a good argument, but many ppl will be convinced by looking at the growth in the market from 2016 to 2019 vs the current inflation issues

[@rishishard4742]

That's a very likely possibility. I still have Biden winning because people are disgusted and weirded by social conservatives that trump would lose. Roe is going to an issue unless the overturn Dobbs. Roe is a pressing economic issue for many younger people, unlike inflation or something which bites you down the road. On top of that, Dobbs is more on the ballot of a thing politicians can do than inflation, which both sides have the same answer

[@jordank5328]

@@rishishard4742 yeah, it's a real toss up. All candidates are so shitty. I asked my 63 yr old center left dad who he would vote for if he was an accelerationist and he legit couldn't pick

[@heidimelcarek3677]

One thing trump has is - the security state has made clear they don't want him. That in n of itself might inspire me to vote for him.

[@flashcloud666]

I might even vote him now too. For the sole reason, the elites tear themselves apart with all the infighting. Which is a good thing.

[@berdyderg900]

Third worldists for trump (also he's very funny)

[@joshuamarx8209]

It would be hilarious, I'll give you that.

[@BigHomieGayAss1917]

Ma’am… have you considered Maoism?

[@glorpfruncus2180]

​@Democrats Lie Marxists and Communists in the CIA and FBI

[@ChewyThomson]

Mighty M̶o̶u̶s̶e̶ Men

[@kingbertron420]

first and gay

[@aunaprendo9957]

third and more gay

[@undeniablyfunk5497]

Praises up to the most gay

[@servomoore]

But never as gay as Trump talking about Phantom of the Opera.

[@metrodonkey8093]

big fan of the early gays

[@Louie_The_Dago]

God, Felix is so unfunny.

[@Louie_The_Dago]

@@harrybirchall3308 "OMG, he said he would press R1 to transfer through a wall...like a video game! GUH-HYUK!"

[@berdyderg900]

This has to be a bot but I don't get why

[@Louie_The_Dago]

@@berdyderg900 Penises and farts

[@msqway11]

​​@@Louie_The_Dago true. i mean hes funny sometimes, but hes such a tryhard that it ultimately tends to cancel his occasional comedic contributions out, at least for me. ymmv, dont yell at me stans

[@msqway11]

​@@Louie_The_Dago the worst is when he actually tries to say something "smart" but just ends up saying something super banal or stupid though