Pete Holmes' Badman (Complete Series)

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What if Christopher Nolan's Batman was a little dumber and sounded a little bit more like Pete Holmes? What if Commissioner Gordon was a redhead with a beard? The complete BADMAN series answers these questions and more!
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[@rango_1013]

Years have passed yet the question remains: Harvey Dent, can we trust him?

[@darthdragon117]

Not sure, let's ask Scary Face.

[@shinymainespoon]

Well done

[@KasbashPlays]

Spat my coffee out laughing.

[@sotirismihalis1]

I fell off my chair when i read this 🤣

[@mass1985]

Two clowns?

[@joshkaid]

Riddler: What'll come out of the gun. Batman: *INJUSTICE*

[@bancomachala2744]

Basically, that was the best answer he could give...

[@onerandombruh]

He's not that far from truth, y'know...

[@MusaMuhajirHaqqi]

I'm died at that line.

[@lorehunter158]

🤣

[@enigma_plays2290]

IM VENGANCE

[@secla_SC]

The “I overfed these men?” line gets me every time.

[@gonebanana5049]

Dr. Fishy NOOOOO

[@martinfiedler4317]

Yea, that is a good one. Another one, I always break at is "in an order that would surprise you"

[@thebigmanufacturer]

@@martinfiedler4317 "I found it. Im the world's greatest detective."

[@oldschooldan1698]

"I fight crime in a rubber suit....really seals in the flavor."

[@meltin9026]

@@gonebanana5049my ringtone. I absolutely love it

[@Warfolomei]

"I gave you beating not that you deserved, but the one you needed." Just the funniest scene.

[@Andorski]

Then he asks the dude if he wanted one of his telescopes! 😂🤣

[@iananderson4754]

God, that reminds me of the worst parenting book. That actually sounds like a quote from it. "A child's heart rejoices as it is freed of its' guilt in response to the lashes" led to the death of 8 kids

[@kameronmyles2013]

I read that as it happened😂

[@jasonq7504]

What’s really funny is that even though he’s portrayed as an idiot, he’s in complete control of every situation.

[@ItchiestBum]

Jason Q so true

[@minhthaile8374]

That's his superpower i guess

[@LevCallahan]

So Jack Sparrow. or... Bat Sparrow.

[@ilyaszakaria8312]

@@minhthaile8374 no he's superpower is actually being ritch

[@imnotsmartbutimdumb]

It’s when you have lots of whealth

[@thomastran7350]

I like to imagine this is one version of Batman within the multiverse

[@Ghostsk141]

And I like to think on top of that he uses deliberate stupidity to disarm and disorient his foes xD

[@ThePinkRubber]

It is highly possible. Does dc ever mention about having infinite unvirses where you have infinite alter ego in each infinite dimension? If yes, then this is canon

[@BJGMelody]

I like to believe that this is the most realistic depiction of how a angry depressed traumatized child would be in real life as Batman in his adult life 😂

[@imoneoldfart6804]

Absolutly incompetent amd.unreliable but still does everything that the real movie batman did?

[@fatboymatt]

As the Commissioner Gordon from Earth-CH I can tell you we live on Earth-CH

[@peterharris6409]

"I was a boy,... now im a bat" literally makes me laugh every single time to this day

[@saurabhkanhere7033]

Stopped reading at literally

[@caseycat]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀​@@saurabhkanhere7033

[@micahphilson]

Started reading at literally

[@gamingpanda7516]

Started reading

[@emilym4276]

reading

[@Bestialce2007]

29:35 Badman saying "we didn't use protection and I offer" which is what finally gets Bane to go "MF" is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time I can't ☠☠☠

[@DallasHarv]

now, you have my permission to cry.

[@toxicdemon1315]

4:35 Scarecrow: *sprays Badman* Badman: INTIMACY!! Me: That actually makes a lot of sense.

[@bancomachala2744]

Now that I think of it, Batman's actual fears would be greatly interesting (and subject for many studies) for many shrinks around the world.

[@comradederekamogus2047]

He became filthy frank when he was sprayed

[@toxicdemon1315]

@@bancomachala2744 I mean, of crane had continued being a doctor instead of becoming Scarecrow, he may have been able to help Batman.

[@lazyliongames5858]

What is intamacy? Asking for a friend Definitely

[@OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051]

Girl scout cookies.... I DONT HAVE ANY CASH!!! 😂

[@isaacshuman5962]

Hands down the best on screen rendition of Batman

[@oiokuyasu7929]

Ok buddy

[@jhonea6535]

Umm...Lego Batman...?

[@MasterBruce1984]

Agree whole heartedly.

[@andrewroy9263]

More like dumb-est (ok, so that's better if your read it and not sound it out. Also, I meant literally dumbest, not dumbly written.)

[@MasterBruce1984]

@@andrewroy9263 we all agree. But, it was written as such, and if you take it as nothing but satire, it's enjoyable. I enjoyed it.

[@t_doggames4065]

"Harvey Dent... Can we trust him?" "We're past that" My favorite running joke in the series xD

[@tresdabney703]

"Anddd what's going to come out of the gun?" "INJUSTICE, the tools of cowards and criminals" Greatest line ever hahaha

[@Senile_Yeti]

That line alone made me buy the game Injustice. I’m not shitting you

[@mikek7660]

I love how they use the epic swelling music at that moment too 😂

[@christopherbennett7027]

Helicopters?

[@wolfofmollysfall6668]

I would totally watch an actual Pete Holmes Batman movie

[@OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051]

I know it would be brilliant eh 😂

[@PrazimProductions]

Ditto

[@thestuffoflegenddanielloer7883]

It could rival Will Arnetts Batman.

[@Forzan96]

Me to

[@lewiepostalone8776]

This sentance gave me lesdyxia

[@RyguyAlpha]

“I fight crime in a rubber suit. Really SEALS in the flavor.” God, that line always gets me.

[@Brian-sf6ew]

So does Bane's reaction to that line.

[@canwetalk-]

😂😂😂😂

[@christurner2008]

The "you now have my permission to cry" is what gets me every time

[@KJetixsSuccessor]

@@christurner2008 Ditto. 😂🤣

[@mckenzie.latham91]

if you watch the outtakes there’s a really good line, dealing with the “can’t stop thinking about sex” skit: “clean up on isle...69....that’s a very large super market!” and the guy playing bane totally breaks and laughs.

[@Just_a_panda_sitting]

Even after two years of this video being up the real question is: Harvey Dent can we trust him?

[@joshuakarr-BibleMan]

Well, he seems to be the best we've- Hey!

[@lulmikey2249]

That videos been out for years

[@willdallas53]

@@lulmikey2249did he say being out or did he say being up? He said being up. He’s referring to this particular upload, goober.

[@nielrossouw7831]

You win the interwebz!

[@candispong9233]

So you copy the most highly liked comment on this video I see. Are you that desperate for attention?

[@Sgtturtle22]

“I GOT DRUNK AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY IM SORRY!!! 😭😭😭😭” LMAO never fails to make me laugh 😂😂😂😂

[@jkap34]

"All I had was two beers and a cooking sherry" "WHICH IS!?" "A fortified wine"

[@crabman2010]

"I'M SORRY I BROKE YOUR ONE RULE... GIANT BAT!!!!!"

[@Mankind5490]

I would pay extra to watch this as a full movie.

[@depurasangre86]

(in batman voice): extra? wait...am i paying for this?

[@7StarHeryla]

I’m surprised DC didn’t pick this up to make a parody, would make hella money

[@fardmaster4049]

@Kryptic you just did

[@mastergwaha]

@@fardmaster4049 i know but we want more!!!

[@sweetjohnny8211]

I'd totally let you pay extra so I could watch this as a full movie too. Thanks buddy!

[@TBH-nu2so]

Riddler: What comes out of a gun? Batman: *HELICOPTER*

[@smokeythereactor5929]

Fallout mods be like

[@thecausalgamer7916]

Definitely helicopters.. guy just didn’t want to admit batman was right

[@shaquezr.9541]

It’s true tho

[@cajs9964]

*injustice, tools of cowards and criminals*

[@Vohlfied]

It's "Bu-"

[@kevinsteel7875]

The best line by far is "Two Face! What have you done with Harvey and Scary Face? They've done nothing to you!"

[@Sean-Johnson]

To be fair, enraging Riddler to a mental breakdown by playing dumb is a good way to defeat him.

[@tjtarlock4978]

“I OVERFED THESE MEN?!” Had me dead

[@TheBizzerker]

tjtarlock You mean asleep.

[@jayjay86443]

It was a Major Game Changer.

[@daltonbroadus3927]

I literally read this as I came to this point of the video.

[@julianwhitton5272]

MR FISHY? NOOOOOOOOOO!

[@awan6262]

i liked this comment then i undo for the sake of this world.

[@EllieBergeron92]

Everybody: Who's your favorite Batman? Is it Bale? Keaton? West? Me: Holmes.

[@JackMensahBonsu]

West

[@AxeKick80]

Kilmer?

[@jasonq7504]

Me, Halloween 8yrs old. Don’t think so? Guess who’s still around! 👌🧐

[@DreamerDeceiver76]

I love how you only good batmen, my favorite is of course Keaton

[@jasonq7504]

Jim Pickens Keaton was the most believable of the Batman roles.

[@RazorFoxDV]

Bruce Wayne's ventriloquist act, particularly when he keeps choking on the water, slays me every damn time!

[@tradingmetamorphosis7197]

Ikr😂

[@theintunity]

Badman refering to his morningwood as the bat signal completely killed 😂

[@sisyphus456]

Harvey Dent can we trust him

[@jaydot6785]

No, we can't trust him, because hes two-face, and hes dead and you killed him, and bane told every- AND JUST LEAVE!

[@RonnieBarzel]

J Dot Yeah, but can he be trusted?

[@solidwolfbendlin]

NO I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS.. HARVEY DENT CAN WE TRUST HIM!?

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

@@RonnieBarzel NO! NOW SAVE THE FUCKIN' CITY!

[@blackhokage1744]

@@logicaloverdrive8197 tell alfredo to suck it

[@SkillBill1000.]

“Not the beating that he deserved, but the beating that he needed” 😂😂😂

[@kenjioda96]

My parents every night

[@Fedico7000]

@@kenjioda96 *Oof*

[@actorpmw]

“Batman what do you have on your wrists?” “I’M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!”

[@RICKY50518]

"Which one of these tubes do you smell out of? Now, you have my permission to cry.." now I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣

[@CptCoon]

“Girl Scouts knocking on the door I DONT HAVE ANY CASH!” Says Batman the billionaire

[@DrPomma]

Girl scouts don't take credit card

[@logicalmisery3737]

Super rich people don’t carry cash. Neither do super poor people.

[@mussymuss1]

How do you think they stay rich.

[@RuefulCenturion]

@Mussy Muss Tax cuts. Tax loopholes.

[@Blue-uy8tr]

R/technically *NOT* thetruth

[@EverythingThereIs]

If DC doesn't let Pete Holmes do Badman as one of the multiverse characters, Marvel will win.

[@92brunod]

I'd still say Marvel would win but that would be the only way DC could ever try to catch up

[@alexmason2659]

@@92brunod Marvel wins when it comes to child movies DC wins when it comes to adult movies

[@YouScareMe1]

@@alexmason2659 DC really only wins at animated movies but Marvel is catching up. Into the Spiderverse alone is better than almost all DC Animated Movies. Marvel has beaten DC in almost every medium except comics and video games where both are pretty much equal. DC "adult" movies still perform worse than MCU movies both critically and in box office.

[@maloloy-ondianah9240]

@@YouScareMe1DC won at TV series

[@YouScareMe1]

@@maloloy-ondianah9240 Daredevil, WandaVision, Jessica Jones, and Punisher are all better than any of the CW shows with the only good show being Watchman

[@richiooi]

"What have you done to Harvey and scary face"

[@pyroturtle21]

I love how the only time Gordan and Batman get along is when they're roasting someone

[@somewhatheroicproductions823]

“Injustice, the tools of cowards and criminals.” That’s such a Batman line, and was perfectly utilized in the Riddler segment. 😂

[@marcusbonathung1648]

Couldn't agree more!!!

[@henrysokol3466]

"Are you serious right now? Because I've got about ten more riddles that are _way_ harder than this one. This is, like, just to introduce the concept of me riddling you."

[@haydera.6197]

🎉 0:14

[@luminexgamer658]

The best part is that when he says that, the music appears all of the sudden

[@chrism9420]

All joking aside, they did a pretty good job recreating all the moments from the trilogy

[@theimperfektartist]

Exactly! I'm still amazed how they recreated the atmosphere of the trilogy flawlessly. Perfect indeed

[@haninditabudhi6574]

Joker clown interrogation scene is the best though 😁😁😁

[@jjones797]

He’s got the voice and mouth down to perfection.

[@titans-fx8dj]

@@jjones797 probably had his voice recorded

[@itsjustchris6000]

This is my tenth time rewatching this video… still laugh stupidly hard

[@morgangreene19]

I keep coming back to this. This would be the show, not that we deserve, but the one we need. We need something like this on primetime.

[@vsarachnos5414]

That: "DOCTOR FISHY NOOOOOOOOO", was like, the most emotion I've e ever heard in anything.

[@TheLeadhound]

I OVER FED THESE MEN?!?

[@johnwayne5505]

Well if dr fishy was still alive then wouldn't him dropping the bomb in the bay kill dr fishy and any of de fishy friend's?

[@Eccentric_Charlie]

@@johnwayne5505 They would swim away in time...

[@mahna_mahna]

I feel like it's a (possibly unconscious) reference to Space Ghost. There was a bit where he mourned the passing of his fish (which he electrocuted while trying to shave it with an electric shaver) by shouting, "No! Dr. Fishopolis!"

[@JohnGuastavino1]

He addresses Bane as "guy who breathes through a crab." That's just hilarious.

[@colinater237]

Lost it on that one lol

[@GlennTillema]

"Which one of these tubes do you smell through" he demands, shoving her underwear in his face. God, just died laughing!

[@ronishchaudhary]

“Which hole do you breathe from?” 😂🤣

[@iGaveLiaHIV]

@@ronishchaudhary not even close

[@ArgxnGaming69]

Bro years later and that "WHERE ARE THEY" is entirely spot on. Genuinely comparable to christian bale which is insane

[@telanis9]

17:34 for reference

[@nathanshapiro8790]

I feel like we don’t talk enough about how they straight up just got Christopher Macdonald to do one of these sketches.

[@powerplant7063]

talia:"it was a cruel ploy to gain your confidence" batman: "that was a cruel ploy? sign me up for another!"

[@bigrealm8156]

28:30 ish

[@eagleboy7137]

"I will analyze it," eyes widen, "with SCIENCE."

[@Kevincollins1990]

Lol no one even seems to notice epic comment!

[@remy_james]

That quote has been a reference for me and my homies since the Pete Holmes show. Love it!

[@isaiahpero7837]

That, "What's the point of being the Man Of Steel if you don't know how to use all that metal?" line, followed by the High-5 always kills me! 40:17 😂🤣

[@johnassimakopoulos8954]

*Ur adorable, what are u gonna do sweetie, burn us with ur magic eyes* 🤣🤣🤣

[@CorundumDevil]

The Pacino impression always gets me. This series has so many good laughs, but I was genuinely impressed by his Pacino.

[@TrateMusic]

Whadda you do at night, huh? Fight criiiime

[@cranberrysack2139]

“I over-fed these men?”

[@degenasis]

That's the comment I was searching for

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

*DR FISHY! NOOOOOO!!!!!!*

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

Top 10 Anime Plot Twist

[@ishanroychowdhury6562]

Yes yes you did

[@Foagal1775]

26:44 When he’s says that, it’s oddly funny how the audio degrades when says it

[@JLin943]

“My father only saw a monster who could not be tamed.” “You tamed my monster...with your mouth. And two other places...In an order that would surprise you!”

[@ultimatenintendoninja5450]

*Ass Mouth Vag*

[@curtisleblanc5897]

*"Alright! THAT'S IT! Thet is my **_love_** you're speaking to."*

[@JLin943]

Ultimate Nintendo Ninja “These words will be his last...” “Her last words were, “SPIT IN MY MOUTH!”

[@officialshow2937]

I laughed too hard at this

[@P-Cold_Train]

A*s mouth vag

[@t95kush27]

why did they stop making these.. these are HILARIOUS and I rewatch them like twice a year hahahhaa

[@RobotDecoy]

Right?

[@thatcokestuff]

I love this compilation so much haha

[@gustafsone]

They're back! Pete is doing a series of Batman firing different members of the Justice League and it's great :)

[@smittyvanjagermanjenson182]

I feel like these and the more recent Bat-canned episodes are the perfect amount. They just all feel so organic. If these just kept going, it would get tiring and less memorable

[@NWJF]

The perverted Badman scene is still one of the all time greatest skits ever made. It's Chappelle - Rick James good.

[@meltin9026]

This whole series is on that level for sure. He should have won some awards and this should be over a billion views

[@trevorm751]

the guy who plays Gordon has some serious range, he plays a bunch of characters, even multiple in the same skits. dude is a legend

[@commaJim]

He's super funny. I love it

[@70sman]

His name is Matthew J. McCarthy and he's really great

[@emperorpicard7222]

Sometimes, he takes his glasses off.

[@CarpeDiem23]

Especially in the video "I knew it", probably the funniest video on youtube

[@Tenchi707]

The fact he's better than Oldman and you say he has some serious range lol he's a legend

[@ThePinkRubber]

"get over your dead parents already" "didn't your parents die?" *squeal* Man, i love that

[@wafflecon6029]

“DON’T BRING IT UP!”

[@JonathanJDiaz-xy5im]

“I WAS A BOY! NOW I’M A BAT!”

[@jasonq7504]

Too soon, man. Too soon 😥

[@theera-thek10unlimited77]

Whines is also another term for it 😂

[@IThoughiwascool]

Shit had me crying laughing... OMG.

[@explays4546]

Batman: "Don't bring it up. I was a boy now im a bat"😂😂😂😂

[@clivedamagedgoods]

"I OVERFED THESE MEN?"

[@jerrettacker5613]

"I WAS A BOY...NOW I'M A BAT!"

[@TheBoordumBroadcast]

The sound he makes when Superman asks him so delicately about his own parents always makes me laugh.

[@michaeldelorenzo9010]

You nerd! What's this mean on Krypton? Gratitude?

[@MaxMiller94]

"I used my skills... that I learned in the mountains!"

[@veryp.c.2220]

Great line ae lol

[@dr3kill_em211]

I was literally about to comment this😂😂ur the goat

[@tigermaximus8003]

jajajaj hey ? did you see harbis face? how fiiurious he looked jajajaj? ommgg! i fell out!;) jajaja

[@Reclusive247]

It's crazy how good all of these sketches are! I personally find sketch comedy to be a mixed bag, even the good ones, but Pete Homes is a genius with them.

[@smittyvanjagermanjenson182]

Seems like the perfect number of sketches, and that's why it works so well. If they kept cranking out skits, it would've gotten old. they had these gems, let them cool off, then came back swinging fresh with Bat-canned, haha

[@ProvenSawlid]

That joker mix up was pure gold dude 😂 I could watch these 💯 times over & not get bored of it

[@insomania1840]

“I used my... SKilLs. That-I-Learned-In-The-Mountains.”

[@brianbommarito3376]

4:21 “Fluorescent light bulbs! Save the earth, but at what weird, twisty cost?!?!” Makes sense. 😂🤣😂

[@incompleteriver770]

"Baths! A quick shower, is just as refreshing, and uses ONE THIRD THE WATER"

[@nodrogdivad]

Mercury pollution, that's at what cost.... Hooray for LEDs! Except I hate them and I buy illicit incandescent lights on the Dark Web.

[@calmwaves111]

"Gave you the beating not that you deserved, but the one that he needed" xD

[@ryanhickey1424]

This series is the gift that keeps on giving 10 years later

[@mAtHy0o]

I feel like they wanted to drop this earlier but they just forgot about it and just now remembered it

[@jhonea6535]

This has def been posted before.

[@luke__s0l0]

They just want some of that ad revenue for 0 effort. I wonder how long it takes until they start uploading worthless compilations like this weekly.

[@marlonmerkel1134]

@@luke__s0l0 I didn''t find another upload but even if they still make a lot of original content.

[@Floedekage]

I've never seen this? Is it old, or?

[@lamaduckie932]

Floedekage few years old

[@DuelaDent52]

0:00 - Batman Chooses His Voice 2:35 - Batman vs. The Scarecrow 6:11 - Batman Blows His Cover 10:25 - Batman Meets The Riddler 14:06 - Batman Vanishing 16:16 - Batman Interrogation 19:05 - Batman Meets Two-Face 23:03 - Batman vs. The Penguin 27:41 - Batman Can’t Stop Thinking About Sex 31:41 - Batman Says His Goodbyes 36:02 - Batman and Superman Team Up 41:29 - Batman of the Office (CollegeHumor’s All-Nighter sketch) 45:50 - Gag reel

[@sonnyjrramos6134]

Thank you, King ❤️

[@superjumpbros64]

Thanks

[@hulkminer1942]

Thank you for saving me a lot of trial and error time

[@mr.truffles9294]

Thanks

[@brentkleier5288]

I love badman v penguin. Shhhhhh you will wake him

[@EthN_]

Bro I could not hold back the laughter when he started singing Otis Redding 😂

[@crazyguyinmak77]

When he went into the whistling part. I completely lost it.

[@DallasHarv]

"now you have my permission to cry" 😂 best line out of the whole series

[@kobeanbryant9256]

"I OVERFED THESE MEN?" best line ever

[@johnassimakopoulos8954]

26:45

[@shanedog007]

Dr. Fishy NOOOOO!!!!!!!

[@shanedog007]

me and my homies have been using this for almost a decade

[@johnassimakopoulos8954]

@@shanedog007 *"shhh not so loud u'll wake him."*

[@Brian-sf6ew]

"That's not the Joker,It's a birthday clown." *Batman punches him anyway* THANK YOU,BATMAN.

[@hollywont9447]

“No, I’m Wiggles. Garbage is a different clown…”

[@johnsanchez5730]

Keep the Bad Man scripts coming. These are Really Good. Been watching them for a long time with my Wife. Thank you for these great Bad Man Videos.

[@alienbacon656]

Kumail Nanjani started off in a parody DC vid, selling falafel and now he’s super ripped and will be in a Marvel movie! Weird timeline we’re in

[@theblopperify]

well, he did start off in Jake and Amir, but yeah :) crazy timeline :P

[@dumpster_mcgee_96]

Alien Bacon Who is he gonna play?

[@subscriberswithnovideos-rr9qk]

Yeah who is he playing?

[@zaimusic_150]

Boni Chodes I cant remember but he’s gonna be in Marvels: Eternals

[@alcairr4934]

@@dumpster_mcgee_96 He is playing Kingo Sunen

[@mikhailreitigno649]

It's been years and we still don't know where the other drugs were going.

[@kobrien4121]

We still don't know if we can trust Harvey Dent 🦇

[@floggyWM1]

@@kobrien4121 did we ever find out who was the other guy on the roof when commissioner took the glasses off?

[@gamertrask9153]

Empire Lifts Back DC is doing good for comedy with stuff like the Animated Harley Quinn show

[@shurikentuna]

I still don't know the answer to the riddle.

[@floggyWM1]

@@shurikentuna its HELICOPTERS

[@Shea_J]

Funniest line to me is still “Who punches a hand?!”

[@Haitiwillwinthegoldcup]

Babies do that lol 😂

[@ShadowSlith789]

"Who else has this number" was the last bit of critical thinking we ever saw from him

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

Its been seven years.. And we never found out if we could trust Harvey Dent?

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

You think we can trust him?

[@ethanlivemere1162]

Well, he seems to be about the best we've.... got....

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

We also never found out the true identity of 2-face, or what he did to Harvey-Face and Scary-Face

[@tlrlml]

@@kharnthebetrayer8251 They got tired, there sleeping.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

@@kharnthebetrayer8251 Scary-Face didn't make it, but Two-Face is still at large.

[@jeffanderson6806]

The skit with the birthday clown is even funnier after the Joker movie.

[@benvoliothefirst]

NAILED the costume, to the point I think Joker's costume designers should pay royalties, haha

[@Blaze_the_cat_]

Imagine that lawsuit though

[@schnubbel76]

I've seen the entire series now three times and there is still one thing i could not figure out..... Harvey Dent..... can we trust him? 🦇

[@winston.sullivan]

49:38 is the funniest thing I've heard all year.

[@Clouded-Logic]

The emotion of Harvey saying "By flipping a fucking coin!" Could really feel that.

[@cnnr_]

I'm a year 7-12 math teacher. I not only feel that, but LIVE it. Lol

[@brettjohnson8725]

“Gimme my son dipshit”😂

[@Tenchi707]

@@cnnr_ friggin probability

[@TrateMusic]

Two face honestly is frightening in this performance, he plays unhinged really well

[@a_stranger_loop]

“A is for Alfred... B is for BATSZ” Guy’s I can’t feel my legs I am laughing so hard.

[@armorhide406]

The way he says porridge made me cry

[@alexandermatthews7972]

The parents are on a farm churning milk romping in the hay on a hammock of dreams they still send him emails lmfao

[@camokiler]

I love batman not knowing what a gun is

[@beckg777]

The *”I’M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS”* had me dying. 25:42

[@stevenqu3]

"It's my people's symbol for hope." "Hope starts with an H, stupid." Hands down, best line.

[@titou1er870]

Steven Qu Hey ! What does this 🖕🏼 means on Krypton ? Gratitude ? 2nd best line 😂

[@HFaden-vl8qn]

Hahaha. Best lines!

[@pedrovilar6123]

Suprised they didnt slam the name. Superman is sooooooo boring

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Pedro Vilar yeah but like Captain America and Iron Man and Batman and The Flash and Green Lantern we’ve gotten so used to them their not stupid

[@grassdungeon8433]

I e been looking for this comment

[@doobliheim4139]

"We're saved!" "And he got rid of the bomb." Slick one, there

[@thecausalgamer7916]

“Oohhh whhhaaaat a hero!!”

[@its_loosha]

“Some days you can’t get rid of a bomb” -Adam West

[@AbdulafeezAdeshokan]

When the boy said: "seriously?" I cracked a rib. Lolz

[@Elipsis150]

I lost it at the scarecrow scene: "No! Stay away from me Christopher McDonald!" And then it's Christopher McDonald, "Hey Batman, how you doing?"

[@nicholaspalmer5172]

Chris Makenzie, you keep your distance!

[@quiggaxx]

@@nicholaspalmer5172 goose McKenzie ** from Grease 2.. my fav roll he ever played lol

[@henrysokol3466]

Crane get overjoyed when he finally thinks one of Batman's fears makes sense, only for the hysterical hero to briefly calm down and correct him: "No, no, no. Not bats.... _baths._ " Once it's clear that's been done, the gibbering starts right where it left off.

[@entropyinc2054]

When he says "most people remember me as Shooter McGavin," I died. He came to a bar I was at and he got so annoyed at everyone shouting "SHOOTER!" at him.

[@Redhotquagmire]

​@@entropyinc2054are you kidding? I woulda been proud of that shit! Happy Gilmore is an amazing movie ❤ lol

[@thatguywiththeface2444]

"IN AN ORDER THAT WOULD SURPRISE YOU!" omg...

[@takkimkitdeah2791]

ass, mouth, vag

[@CelabroSpace]

I lost my mind at "Her last words were SPIT IN MY MOUTH"

[@blakethornsbrough1528]

We didn't use any protection...and I offered.

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

@@CelabroSpace " I StABBED you" "I stabbed you first"

[@sam8404]

22:08 I get its a joke but Batman's sort of right. Recently I read that coin flips are never actually 50/50 due to physics and certain variables, the only true way to get a 50/50 coin flip would be to simulate it so you're "in a perfect world".

[@cheezeebutter452]

Yeah but it’s like a 1% different based on which head is up. Statistically it’s not 50/50 but practically it is.

[@sam8404]

@@cheezeebutter452 true, I wasn't trying to say it's a huge difference. Also another thing that can affect it is the heads side weighs more because it has a bit more material.

[@NerdAdventurer85]

@@sam8404 Badman-"Yeah! And don't forget if it lands on the third side....." 😶

[@fredmercury1314]

You can't simulate it with a computer because they operate on a pseudo random system.

[@darrenthetuber743]

@@fredmercury1314 Badman's the kind of convoluted idiot, who would program his batcomputer to measure the missing percentage in a coin flip just to eat up valuable time

[@user-bf7zn5yz1o]

They dont make youtube like this anymore

[@mattjoling2085]

"most people know me as shooter McGavin, but thanks for knowing my work"

[@fatcatm0rty360]

Everyone knows him as Goose from Grease 2

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

Kent mansley, he works for the government

[@NJDFAN76]

@@ComicWriter-ml3qt “ Where’s the giant Mansley? “

[@incompleteriver770]

INVISALIGN BRACES

[@dr.2335]

Best cameo ever. Dedicated randomness.

[@Xhaiyo]

This is truly the hardest I’ve laughed in years. When he beat up wiggles I spit out my hot chocolate and started laughing my ass off.

[@donaldtrumpselbow8142]

I was literally on the floor crying because I was laughing so hard

[@lealta1481]

You want one of my telescopes?

[@changeeyecolor3891]

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@justincrowley8787]

Swear to me!!

[@tristanlanier5641]

I feel so bad for wiggles, the fear in his eyes lol

[@lovecraftianleviathan8918]

That’s why Pete Holmes’ Badman is always asking, “Harvey Dent, can we trust him?” Because he suspects, somewhere in the deep recesses of his subconscious mind, that Harvey Dent and Two-Face might be connected somehow.

[@JV-md8gy]

I Love the Wiggle's interigation scene. He got the beating he needed, not the beating he deserved.😂

[@katie8bp617]

I have no clue how Pete Holmes lost the show. dude is literally the funniest man ever

[@incompleteriver770]

I WAS A BOY NOW IM A BAT

[@Karll541]

Harvey Dent can we trust him?

[@mastergwaha]

@@Karll541 we're past that

[@iLovedWhatiHated]

@@mastergwaha theres nowhere to go in here. ... sorry champ

[@mimegaming3444]

Care to explain how?

[@the_creed7969]

What comes out the barrel of a gun?! *INJUSTICE* Man, I missed these videos.

[@hrj3890]

The_Creed was

[@azkamil]

ikr

[@Dargonhuman]

Better download them in case the recent implosion of CollegeHumor's financial situation forces them to shut down their KZbin channel...

[@SlimShady17182]

The tools of, cowards and criminals..

[@aghistorian763]

The cherry on top of this already awesome cake is that the acting at display is genuinely amazing in these

[@SirMrZombie]

"Your torso is warm but what of your arms" is my favorite line in this whole thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@werdna1969]

“Helicopter” is such a versatile answer.

[@JammastaJ23]

The fact that Pete Holmes isn't a household name yet is a travesty. The Pete Holmes show was great.

[@15thCrypt]

I love rewatching Ex-Men & Street Fighter: Red Tape

[@puneethvenkatrao332]

He's fantastic in skits, each consistently funny, way better than SNL skits now. Although he's not so good at stand up.

[@BGlasnost]

He kinda sucked as an interviewer but the skits were top notch, on the level of Key and Peele

[@ordinarygamergameplay3849]

I feel like this is more of how Batman becomes bizarro-bat.

[@Damzyboi]

"Answer me hobbitses!" is killing me every time xD

[@alexpacino1]

Ah yes, When College Humor was at its prime

[@MrBEEOUTCH]

Either at its peak or in its prime. I just don't want you walking around saying this and get roasted. I'm not Harvey Dent, you can trust me.

[@JensenAzotea]

What happened to them? I thought it was me....but watching the older stuff...it WAS so much funnier

[@Ivan.Wright]

@@JensenAzotea I have two words to describe them now, shallow & pedantic

[@KTMICD2]

back when it wasn't growing a cancerous tumor called political correctness, all the funny people left and we were left with a bunch of idiots who have no sense of humor, no sjw does.

[@Winteramen]

@@JensenAzotea nerds took over. It's all nerd humor now