Pete Holmes Is Afraid Of Confronting Texting Cabbies | CONAN on TBS

[@TheOo0oO]

Bring back Pete Holmes show. YOU HAVE THE POWER CONAN.

[@LesserPonds]

Dude's such a good person. Miss his show. Badman Forever

[@2Flashhh]

you see Pete Holmes, I see Batman.

[@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780]

+sasan Pnouri Harvey Dent... Can we trust him?

[@natureboy904]

+ThatRabbitGuy Wut? ITS A BULLET. A BULLET

[@SourabhShetty]

+sasan Pnouri I was a boy... now I'm a bat

[@TheGhettoTopHat]

+natureboy nineofour is it a helicopter?

[@TheGhettoTopHat]

+natureboy nineofour I'm pretty sure it's a helicopter

[@wickkidda]

“Where we’re going we don’t need hands,” nestled nicely into a joke about a cab driver who won’t use his hands is the best Back To The Future reference I’ve ever heard.

[@reevrob]

I miss the Pete Holmes show.

[@SourabhShetty]

+Reev Robledo He shouldn't have stuck to the traditional talk show format, he was brilliant in his sketches, and should have done more of that instead of the traditional monologue/interview thing. Alternatively, they should have given him a desk.

[@TheBigYC]

+Sourabh Shetty I'm with you, he had to do something like Amy Schumer. His sketches were hilarious but the rest of the show was really awkward.

[@Wyzzkyd]

+Daniel 1 Agreed his presence is very unsettling especially his laugh. Simply doesn't work as a host, but as a comedy actor he's pretty good.

[@reevrob]

+Sourabh Shetty If they gave him a desk, then it would be like a traditional talk show format...which you said he shouldn't have done? I like his monologues, sketches and field interviews. The in-studio interviews however were somehow always boring. I still miss his show though. :)

[@TimMFWolfe]

+Reev Robledo Have you not heard he's going to be in a new show for HBO, and directed by Judd Apatow? Looking forward to it! deadline.com/2015/09/judd-apatow-pete-holmes-crashing-comedy-pilot-hbo-1201530040/

[@billyjunior1689]

"I'm a thicker milkshake" haha

[@TDog14126]

Anyone else miss Pete Holmes?

[@Locyle]

+Timothy Verheyn Jr. Being back The Pete Holmes Show!! you can get a Pete fix w/ his podcast 'You made it Weird'

[@pdbachmann3099]

Listen to his podcast

[@TDog14126]

+Locyle I don't like podcasts.

[@TDog14126]

+PD Bachmann I don't like podcasts.

[@MisterBacca]

is sad.

[@JSanctum]

Miss the Pete Holmes Show, great guest on Conan, an awesome TV show host.

[@2424Showtime]

Pete is being set up to replace Conan after he retires. Like for Pete!

[@AquavivaZZZ]

+No Doubt ESPECially not Pete Holmes.

[@DamianReloaded]

+No Doubt Any cartoon character can replace Conan... ^_^

[@DamianReloaded]

***** Nobody thought conan would be able to replace letterman yet there you have it. Anyway, talking about replacing conan is like talking about replacing a teenage pope. ^_^ It's nonsense.

[@roughstartbeats]

+No Doubt Oh God, that's not what he's saying. He's saying that when Conan is retiring, they're probably gonna put Holmes on the show. He'd be great for this show.

[@MooseyFate100]

I would like that very much.

[@RavioliCorleone1]

floot

[@nates_88]

+TheLemonExperience the floot of poot

[@JamBear]

+TheLemonExperience floot toot

[@AardouglasaurusRex]

For the people who miss Pete, he still does his weekly podcast "You made it weird" and its somewhere around 230+ episodes. Plenty to laugh at and It should last quite a while.

[@UncaTammyShow]

Conan and Pete on Getting Doug with High please!

[@mohawktaint]

+poop Pete is great on every time he's on that.

[@MemberBerry-cu9qi]

+poop Conan won't stoop that low

[@DJrockSStar]

Pete Holmes & Conan together! Never stop laughing

[@mr.chipwhitley8770]

"You're interesting - where do you pee?"

[@StarShopChannel]

Stop playing the flute ... and WASH MY DAMN TOWELS!

[@Andi-pk3um]

I miss Pete Holmes

[@DafineDesign]

"HEY!!!.. You make a movie!!" Lol funniest part of one of his stand up routines I've ever seen.

[@TheAustin5235]

I loved the Pete holmes show. Sad it was cancelled

[@TheWordofYAGA]

It's too bad they canceled The Pete Holmes Show. His comedy skits were freaking awesome!!

[@riverjao]

Making Conan so genuinely laugh as Pete regularly does would be the pinnacle for me 👍

[@Stbuster31]

"keep them fingies loose"

[@popeye697]

is that the death star in the background?

[@ForeverAlone3]

+Kurby (Texan cheese god) That's a...set piece.

[@xxxpyrosxxx]

nuh, just an expressionist painting of leno.

[@sarah_b_555]

Omy GOSH..... 👀👀 How did I not notice..

[@samuelbaldwin7856]

I love Pete but I'm having major issues with his pronunciation of "flute."

[@zakorkaz]

Thank god I wasn't the only one picking up on that.

[@alexderoche1861]

It's like there's somehow an "r" somewhere in there.

[@blueblueberry4973]

It sounds like a dark L maybe

[@sabosage]

@@blueblueberry4973 a dark L?

[@blueblueberry4973]

Sage Piotter google it

[@arthurlavigne5744]

omg pete holmes. he needs to do more monologues. he's so funny

[@treetrain]

"you're interesting, where do you pee?" ahahaha!! freakin' love you Petey!!!!

[@TheKateisawsome]

Harvey Dent can we trust him ?

[@cl9282]

I wish Pete would just do a sketch show.

[@dclarkmusic]

Conan: "I swear to God..." Pete: "SWEAR TO ME!" *tackles Conan* *somehow wearing his Batman suit*

[@wingonn5153]

Flute: *A Two-Handed F#&cking Instrument*

[@sanktkaj1781]

Why does the moon look like the "Death Star"?

[@qw-cf3of]

ahhh that's a fkn flute

[@YamiSphinx]

I used to have to take the bus a lot and the crazy things I've seen people doing while driving, smh. Changing clothes, a guy driving with his knees while eating out of a jumbo popcorn bag on his lap, reading novels, filling out paperwork against the steering wheel, not to mention the amount of people watching things on little players or their phones.

[@carmeneff5997]

"I'm a thicker milkshake" HAHAHAHA ME

[@sabosage]

I had a flute-playing cabbie! He was Jewish and playing Jewish folk tunes. I was very drunk and too delighted to be concerned.

[@Cieraah]

love his podcast!

[@flake4710]

never seen this dude before, but i love him now. FUNNY

[@kyler133]

great to see Pete back on KZbin. Miss your show.

[@93NissanAltima]

Pete holmes, can you put out some more of those brilliant monologues? Seriously, my attitude to things has changed monumentally with your perspectives on various life events

[@Sbesor]

the way he says fluet HAHAHAHA

[@busessuck1]

PETEY!!!! fukin come back to us petey

[@onlyultimatum1015]

I adore Pete, miss his show.

[@Jonbutter]

the way pete says flüte

[@gloriamcandrew5198]

this man is amazing.

[@hakeem475]

They uploaded the video on my birthday 😍

[@chewface]

I miss this guy!!!! What happened to him!?!?! His show was hilarious! The Ex-Men interviews are hilarious, and his Batman videos are solid gold!

[@daren9774]

This man is seriously funny

[@YodatheHobbit]

As an UberEats driver, I pee in restaurants/fast food places with easy to access no code required restrooms. Takes many years of experience to find the good ones.

[@AnthonyColomboAppliedMath]

1:33 back to the future reference. this was above the audience's head.

[@paulpolpiboon9535]

lol thats crazy man, both stories

[@BurstofVerseProductions]

"That sounds live" Lol

[@youmeandi100]

i miss this man and his show agghwww

[@axel0123]

Man, I love his batman videos. I hope he makes more again with College Humor. :D

[@austinclemens2729]

the way he says flute

[@LokiOwl]

Most subtle Event Horizon reference EVER.

[@argetect2847]

holy fuck, Pete is one of the funniest guys alive.

[@neaituppi7306]

I wouldn't have minded the guy with the flute. That is something where you can still have your eyes on the road. But eating a dinner, you look down.

[@macrocosmique]

Heki Kahni the problem with having both hands occupied is that if anything happens, you're screwed

[@GullyRooster]

So glad to see Pete on a show again, and I'm loving the almost unanimous positivity in this comment section!

[@SirRichieSan]

i love pete holmes

[@arminosas]

''That's cray--that's crazy'' i know you wanted to say cray cray

[@LukeTheringMusic]

I'm hearing some Bill Cosby slip through when he says "flute"

[@DavittFinol]

This whole segment on the show with Larry King was great.

[@maarinb2301]

Pete holmes youre alive!!!!!!

[@DaHeiVi]

I miss your show Pete.... Best Badman ever

[@MemberBerry-cu9qi]

Pete Holmes... I miss Pete Holmes. What is he doing? I need to see more Pete Holmes back in my daily routine.

[@pat8488]

i like the way he says "flute". the way he curls on that L sound

[@happybirthday146]

Only Conan could bookend a segment with unrelated instances of fat-shaming. Striking parallel construction. It's the writer in him.

[@DigitalCavemen]

Where the eff did Pete Holmes go? I loved his clips on KZbin and I still rewatched them every so often

[@Apropoetic]

Good to see ol' Petey Pants again.

[@stevenhart442]

I wish he would update his KZbin page. :(

[@QwyattStorm]

ikr

[@faboze]

He says flute weirdly LOL FALOOT

[@JayCreates]

Love you Pete, your podcasts have kept me alive, kinda. universal love my brother )

[@aaronjavier2272]

pete has really cool skits, batman was one of the best

[@NatalieKParker]

I love Pete Holmes so so much.

[@jummel42]

Bring back the Pete Holmes show!

[@MikeViLLaZ]

Hey Pete Holmes i think it's obvious we all miss you man lol

[@oscarroque01]

God damn it! I miss your show Pete...

[@mathmagician5990]

There's a deathstar in the background...?

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

I missed Pete so much.

[@aflomoviefilm]

I miss The Pete Holmes Show....this guy was so under rated.

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

People are like.. This story is crazy! But then again, if you think about it. It is in New York.

[@prakharpaliwal8536]

Bring Pete Holmes show back.

[@huldu]

Is this John Holmes son? If so then I'd *love* to meet him.

[@rigopatino8622]

Badman!!!!!

[@Enzombie]

Ahh that´s a focking floot

[@MrHumatang]

Goddamn Pete you DO need to lose weight! You had a show two years ago and it looks like it's been ten! I love you!

[@akdaze]

hahaha this sounds live

[@K13Good]

That's not Pete Holmes. It's Bruce Wayne

[@patrickbateman5437]

Somebody gives that guy a show! ... oh wait

[@dribrom]

I really hate all taxi drivers that try to talk to you. Service people should only speak when they are spoken to.

[@cosmovedder1354]

So, Jethro Tull drives a cab now?

[@TheAEKaBeer]

I miss the Pete Holmes show, really hope he gets another shot.

[@Brackstone]

Pete Holmes I miss you man!

[@blank_n_empty]

pete says flute weird

[@crnkdatsouljaboi12]

I feel like he made that story up

[@prongs8488]

Wait is that the Death Star behind them?

[@sabosage]

Yes it is.

[@destinyawaitsx3]

Harvey Dent, can we trust him?

[@quetzal785]

Was Conan's story just basically telling Holmes "your story is bullshit"?

[@loveit2289]

PETE!!! You are my favorite

[@philiph4601]

I miss the Pete Holmes show

[@MrT1o9P9i2]

does this happen anywhere else than in America