Pete Holmes Thinks Expectant Dads Should "Woman Up" | CONAN on TBS

Pete has a message for the expectant father that opted to watch a Cowboys game over the birth of his child.
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[@soimboredandtesting]

“I get to do that 22 times a night” is the most glass-half-full thing I’ve ever heard

[@lefti8370]

You could almost call it a glass-full thing

[@middy774]

“Slipping into the caramel” lmao

[@themripley]

This is actually very sweet. He has a great attitude.

[@valhalla1240]

sad thing is, it should be standard by now

[@junipersages]

Will Rucker agree, I don't even have children I'm just the neighbor of a couple with a newborn (trust me, sometimes it feels like you're a part of the family lol...)

[@nikitanikitanikita594]

Yes. This great attitude probably not gonna last long, but still, at least he starts off well.

[@sarahfaith6531]

@@nikitanikitanikita594 that's what i'm thinking too. it is very magical the first month....... and then ...... its always still magical but other things kick in that he hasn't realized yet. it's still super sweet how excited he is.

[@connorjamieson1402]

Ddhfacetyy he’s always been like this lol nothing can change him

[@Enso.]

Pete Holmes is too pure for this world. A true gem.

[@valhalla1240]

And his motherfuckin beyonce wife is too bdass for this world. I want to tailor this chick a sash that says "woman of the infinity"

[@balarab1]

Pete pure? Lol

[@wh0op3r]

A father with that attitude, that is one lucky baby!

[@HotStrange]

wh0op3r Yep. Guys gonna be a great dad.

[@tweektweak1605]

Wh0op3r he does smoke weed it probably helps

[@SubhashYadav-eo9nc]

"The miracle of life came outta my wife!" That's poetry Pete.

[@avi3020]

That's the best way I have ever heard anyone describe delivering a baby,.. Gladiator stuff. Hands down it is.

[@thephoenixxy]

Pete's bedazzled by his daughter. It's so sweet to watch.

[@1jesus2music3duke]

I womaned up when my wife went back to work and don’t regret it one bit. Guys out there, there are few things in life that can give you more pleasure than bonding with your child and watching him/her grow right in front of you on a daily basis.

[@TheLastProzacNation]

This man should be protected at all costs. He’s all I wish men were. Gosh. What a wonderful human.

[@AlbatrossPictures]

“Slipping into the caramel” is officially my new phrase whenever I refer to going to sleep.

[@supafun33]

But... Harvey Dent... can we trust him?

[@mikequinlivan8842]

Ah!!! Twoface!! Where did you come from??!!!

[@philipb3030]

Brook Hubbs mr fishhhyyy!!!!!

[@avidlyapathetic]

I do the alphabet. A is for Alfred. B is for Bat.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Mike Quinlivan, what have you done with Harvey and Scaryface??!!

[@friednoodle6582]

SWEARRRR TO MEEEEEE!!!

[@ThePisceanDragon]

Pretty sure I loved every single sentence that came out of his mouth.

[@4N4L4Seinfeld]

This guy has got the right attitude!

[@dudaahpereeira]

pete holmes is a delight and i love when he stops by! congrats on the baby 💖

[@kelseycoca]

He's always looked like a dad, I'm glad he can act the part as well as look the part lol

[@kelseycoca]

oh hey, past me. I see you still love Pete

[@abbysweat9202]

That is the most perfect response to a woman giving birth I have ever heard. Every man who does not feel this same way is now on a lower rung of existence and may god have mercy on your soul.

[@Hatingmeisconforming]

I miss the Pete Holmes show

[@yasenyaso9739]

Hating me is conforming we all do...he could have been the next Conan

[@EWSentinel]

Do you listen to the podcast "You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes"? All the Petey you can handle and more. :)

[@MotionDan]

There is another Pete Holmes Show, it's called Crashing- check it out!

[@aleca15]

The skits were top notch

[@lucrativelyrics8131]

pete holmes show had the best monologues in late night history

[@VKJ85]

Congrats to Pete Holmes for havin a new person born to be one of the next generation. :)

[@Justpastawesome]

Pete Holmes is a brilliant performer, one of the rare people who can turn a healthy life philosophy into great comedy.

[@amitfernandes4367]

Pete Holmes really is super funny. I feel bad for not getting into his show earlier

[@simretsekhon586]

I wish I could have Pete holmes's positivity

[@UDCMComedy]

I love Peter. Welcome to fatherhood.

[@hekk_tech5975]

I was with my wife while she gave birth to our little girl. And that was the most unforgettable experience of my life. One must be so silly to lose this!

[@bernlin2000]

4:06 I like Conan's look after this laugh. It says to me "how the hell was this dude cancelled?" Pete is hilarious.

[@arblahblah]

Pete Holmes is such a cool guy

[@jeffreyclem5953]

Sometimes the only relief from the dull throbbing pain and existential horror of life is Conans show. And Pete is always a rockstar guest. This crew is always dynamite

[@yanniesays]

I love everything he's said, especially about stepping in to WOMAN UP 💯💯💯

[@pointlessopinion611]

I love Pete Holmes he is a joke machine. I hate show was cancelled i think if he was given another season the experience would iron out all the bad cause he ALWAYS had original material, but regardless he will never go hungery cause he has a deliriously funny point of view

[@alexlevental4086]

You know about Crashing, his show on HBO?

[@barkergirl33]

CONGRATULATIONS to Pete and his wife!!! 50 hours, omg, I can't imagine. "Woman Up" best phrase I've heard lately.

[@chocmilkshake24]

“I’m slipping into the caramel” I like that. I’m going to use that from now on.

[@1craley878]

Pete is just so naturally funny, the "she gave the uber driver one star because he didn't jingle the keys " was hilarious. I hope this batman doesn't have all the bad luck the others have with children

[@breshalemi8781]

The world needs more wonderful men like him. I love Pete!

[@AdriWan]

#WomanUp

[@fliptheflipped]

it's woman up. like man up

[@AdriWan]

@@fliptheflipped My mistake 😬

[@JustinSmith-mz1hp]

Bird up!

[@arwenundomiel6761]

Is it just me or does Pete Holmes remind you of Marshall from HIMYM ?!

[@deniseurbina9166]

Love his whole take on everything! So sweet

[@michaelwalsh8479]

This news pleases me. The positivity and happiness that is part of Pete Holmes really needs to be spread and multiplied.

[@Silje.L]

If they feed the baby while watching the news, is it a newsfeed?

[@genuinelyjag]

Should maybe tweak the ice-cream joke to "It drips, you know"

[@cmonman89]

Or something about it's cold, or gives you a brain freeze.

[@rampage7610]

Joke needs tuning, but the point behind it hit

[@fearview]

congrats Pete Holmes. If you read this u gonna be a badass dad

[@jaqifurback9885]

I'm slipping into the caramel. Pete Holmes so good always and forever.

[@jaqifurback9885]

Ummm I take it back. I made it to them end, now. WOMAN UP

[@jennifersaltzman9387]

This is why Pete Holmes is the best!

[@ctran1955]

Hey you there, be careful of the comments, there’s fragile men everywhere.

[@snake6706]

Amen

[@steelbear2063]

I've seen like 2 out of more than a hundred. This is Conan channel, come on, comments here are almost always cheerful, whatever the topic

[@ballesmcgee4358]

No, I think we're all fragile really. We all enjoy having our ego stroked. Calling names and pointing the finger just makes everything more toxic.

[@amandahector9074]

@@steelbear2063 actually, I was just watching a skit he did where the women in the office beat their aggression out on a padded conan. Hooooooo boy, the incels were out in force.

[@WolvesHaveNoKings]

pete holmes....what a sweetheart

[@matthewmcbride2893]

I want to hate him so much and yet I can't. Pete Holmes is the answer to my nihilism.

[@flala2261]

This is so nice 🙌

[@jiffy1313]

Pete Holmes is so underrated.

[@jhandle900]

What a fantastic outlook and attitude Pete has. I wish there were more like him!

[@ccole742]

I want to always remember this video ☺️

[@goatcheese4me]

"Where are the other drugs going!?"

[@kingdaveeee]

Harvey Dent, can we trust him?

[@jessicapanahi]

I love him

[@carveylover]

I think that little girl of his is so lucky. He will be the most fun and silliest dad.

[@sofiagallegos9038]

I remember when I used to think pete was the same person as jake tapper lol

[@Latinarama]

This man is a true rebel, unlike those MGTOW edgelords. Hating on women has become a tired old youtube fad. By saying these commonsensical things he's actually going AGAINST the youtube mainstream of misogynistic manboys.

[@steelbear2063]

@Reg Eric How weak mentally and physically must you be to be opressed by a woman?

[@chickenisgood32]

I am so grateful for men like Pete Holmes.

[@hedshadows1]

He’s so good at being Pete ! Lmao

[@aumkar2]

Petey boy!

[@denisecee5413]

I love Pete Holmes man

[@mononoke721]

'Woman Up' - I like that!

[@bonanderson9398]

Yes! Pete Holmes, RESPECT!! 😂🤣

[@epiconion9370]

Pete Holmes is a Certified Pure Soul stamped and approved

[@reginamartinova4726]

Husband of the year!!!

[@bradebronson8835]

Pete Holmes X Men and Street Fighter sketch clips are gold.

[@justfetus]

Hey this guy is great. He should have his own show.

[@mdg936]

His voice is very similar to Paul F. Tompkins, aka Mr. Peanutbutter.

[@callumhill3758]

Oh fck ye, i had not realized until you mentioned that

[@aaryamannambiar6677]

I love Pete! The guy has such a great attitude, and he's really open minded!!

[@BriarRouge]

I love how calm he is about parenting. Here’s some unsolicited medical advice to new parents: if your baby or kid has diarrhea, give them diarrhea medicine. If they have a cough, give them cough medicine. If they have a fever under 100, give them fever medicine and so on and so on. I know it seems counterintuitive, but trust me, your pediatrician will say the same thing. How do I know? Because my pediatrician mom has been getting the same phone calls during dinner every day since she became a doctor. End of rant.

[@ibtgb2]

“I have been an unregulated Man” No one has ever said that about Pete Holmes ever lol

[@flake4710]

i love how he talks about his wife

[@adotburr9318]

I like this version of Pete Holmes

[@Bonzulac]

So, it's like Diff'rent Strokes when they brought in that red-headed kid at the end.

[@harizhashim8520]

Huge respect to Pete Holmes

[@RegstarRogstar]

finally hes a dad lmao hes been looking like one for like, five years? ten years? he has such a dad look. he's the ultimate dad entity im glad for him and Sweet Lady Val

[@Maladyn-gj8eu]

Ok, best damn husband/father award goes to....🥇🏆

[@aniliname]

Jaundies and tuberkies... so cute, like scabies or rabies :D

[@HelgaCavoli]

Tuberkies 😂

[@jaydyer6682]

Petey is my holme boy!!!

[@avidlyapathetic]

GOOSE MCKENZIE! YOU KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!

[@treetrain]

and that right there is why we all who know you through your comedy, Pete, couldn't be more freakin' happy for you!!!! You deserve all the best in the world. And anyone who doesn't think so must be the most miserable person ever and deserves to be!! ahahaha Love ya' Petey-boy!! All my love to you and your new family!! amen

[@jarrettwatson7555]

Pete Holmes slips into the caramel at night This guys unreal

[@Karimmeout]

I don't care who you think you are... You're BATMAN

[@sweetgutturalpussy]

We won another one, Jaun!

[@gingie421]

Oh my goodness Pete " cheese arrgghhghh!" Yes

[@bbybanshee539]

Pete Holmes is such a dad x

[@toothpastehombre]

God bless every hair on that wonderful mans head

[@NellieKAdaba]

Great job

[@loversroll1]

The best batman.

[@Tovi7]

Pete Holmes is a gift from God, and he should get his awesome show back!

[@julianlonzoe6963]

This guys is a saint, I love his perception

[@FromSouthforkTexas]

He looks, sounds and moves like John Ritter

[@Jenizz]

Damn right!

[@NellieKAdaba]

Yes, lol!

[@EternallyGreat]

Bless you Pete

[@primate745]

We must protect him.

[@potatopeege]

i like him

[@maddyv5948]

Optimism at its best XD

[@bigol9223]

He feeds her. He feeds her. He feeds her. He feeds her.

[@blueblueberry4973]

This is so sweet

[@brigurugi]

He will forever be that youth pastor who plays basketball too hard against his “congregation”( read: teenagers).

[@blackbird5634]

'I waited 9 months to meet her.' I still don't know what he means by this.

[@pseminario4279]

Love this! Women up, you coward!