Pete Holmes’ Testicles Got Caught In A “Bear Trap” | CONAN on TBS

[@mawi5211]

the way Conan nodded when holmes said he felt the warmth of her hand

[@spdadventurer1754]

😹😹😹😹😹

[@hansel2001]

Has anyone ever used the comedy tag “no respect?” Classic.

[@Holon25]

Love pete and conan's banter. I watch of a special of then going back and forth

[@Eitrii]

Harvey Dent, can he be trusted?

[@jkap34]

@@Testiculitis that's a little two faced

[@claudiasolomon1123]

we're past that.

[@east9242]

@@claudiasolomon1123but harvey dent, can he be trusted?

[@inproculasname]

Props for the Dangerfield reference. Can't wait for the show. =D

[@Gizmodi]

Even when dead, Rodney Dangerfield can't get respect. RIP

[@AnthroKnowledgey]

EXACTLY what I thought, lol.

[@esol5750]

Conan was joking, not sure about Pete, he probably also was.

[@trevorwilliams6362]

of course he was.

[@aqs33]

You can even see him reach towards his tie before the line, which was one of Dangerfield's idiosyncrasies.

[@esol5750]

That just happens when you say it, Sictek, not intentional.

[@ricosuavee44]

I haven't laughed out loud in a long time, and this made me cry laughing.

[@Reddragon-fw7zb]

I never clicked so fast in my whole entire life

[@thegrammarpolice69]

TonyQuackston LAUGH...WE DIE....LAUGH

[@malinko35]

no respect at all.

[@YoungBrave2006]

I think Rodney Dangerfield might object to that hashtag if he was still alive. Even after he´s dead he can´t get no respect. Pete, wash my damn towels.

[@trentwerner7398]

Black Lives DO Matter!!! “Cant get no respect, no respect at all im tellin ya”

[@treetrain]

every so often, Pete Holmes turns into Joe Derosa lol stop spendin' so much time with him Pete! lol Miss your show when you'd hear Joe in the background laughin' and new material Seinfeld lol All the best bud

[@tankerslut]

His show Crashing is pretty funny

[@miketheyunggod2534]

This guy is so underrated. I put him up there with Bill Burr and Norm McDonald.

[@Prikuni]

Am I the only one who thinks Pete is a reflection of Conan?!

[@elspitzwizard47]

conan has tried to push Pete Holmes for years, i think because Conan saw his younger self in Pete. But that is how showbiz works, if someone made it with their formula, they expect somebody else with similar ingredient to make it far as well. But Pete lacks many things from Conan. He was a kind person, not a typical douche comedian. But he lacks, quick wit and intelligence to pull it off. Conan produced his show once then it was cancelled. It is clear he couldnt follow his mentor footsteps. Great to see Pete finally caught attention with his Batman parody now, but he need something else to keep going.

[@claudiasolomon1123]

​@@elspitzwizard47 The Pete Holmes show is one of my favorite talk shows ever❤ he's definitely intelligent & witty.

[@JRInTroy]

More Pete Holmes please

[@Hassony523]

as soon as i saw the notification with the title i didn't just cringe. my brains freezed.

[@JonnyDIY]

311! Woot! 1:33 & haha $20 bucks not too bad! LOL!

[@pratikparajuli5991]

Rodney Dangerfield used the 'no respect'!! great bit!

[@Matt-rm5ir]

"No respect." Lol wasn't that Rodney Dangerfield's thing?

[@bguzewi0]

INVESTIGATE 311!

[@stillkickin3919]

The only pain worse than getting your balls caught in a bear trap is when the chain runs out.

[@bobby4575]

If it was a man grabbing a womans privet parts... Let's just say he wouldn't be getting 20$.

[@hellterminator]

What about a small loan of a million dollars?

[@dorian4404]

2:57 Conan's reaction

[@beansdanratatatat2655]

love conando

[@Tin_Fed]

Rodney didn't get any respect on any gig. We miss you Rodney.

[@BubblegumCrash332]

311 brought me here

[@royjones8012]

He should of got her number.

[@MC_CONE]

You mean Rodney Dangerfield?

[@xF3arl]

Good job. You got the joke.

[@Zetsuke4]

no respect?? u mean.. no dignity!

[@bemtikru]

is that val kilmer

[@josephnotoempire2949]

There's no silver lining to having your marble meat in a taffy puller either. Would not recommend.

[@nojayork7707]

Artie s bak in next Crashing ep.!?

[@kodymacdonald1933]

Well I'm first let me think of a joke Arsenal

[@Marcelg13]

kody macdonald Booom

[@AtreyK]

kody macdonald psg

[@joseveijanen3715]

Did Pete just fake laughed at Andy?, not cool.

[@warpspeedchic6932]

Petes laugh is never fake

[@mro4ts457]

Even in his grave Dangerfield still can’t get No Respect I tell ya, No Respect at all!

[@adonay6944]

no views

[@trentwerner7398]

@rodneydangerfield “Im tellin you i dont get no respect, no respect at all”

[@sithkiller4113]

Harvey Dent.... can he be trusted?

[@isaiahwasserbeck7312]

What if it was a guy that did that to a girl though?

[@janeeyre1990]

It's sexual harassment/assault in both cases. I don't think Pete Holmes was saying that what the woman did was okay. But since he was the victim of her assault and didn't seem upset by it, he was able to make a joke about it.

[@iceandsteamproductions9511]

His voice sounds just like norm??

[@Cristian-ky1jn]

seconds

[@ruomuy]

So he was sexually assaulted and the assaulter gets 20$

[@FriendlyCroock]

It was a koo koo person and they were trying to calm the kook down

[@janeeyre1990]

@@FriendlyCroock , that's how I read it too. Not a reward for good behavior but a tactic to deescalate the situation, get her to let go, and move her along. If you throw a raw chicken to a crocodile to stop it from eating your child instead, you're not rewarding the crocodile. You're distracting a predator.

[@sdsdfdu4437]

I mean, it's funny, but it's also sexual harassment

[@LO-zs3db]

Damn!!! Third!!!

[@MrYuenH]

imagine if this was sarah silverman talking about this story. needless to say, the tone would be different. that person would be imprisoned for life.

[@MrHobcaw]

HowieYisBored imprisoned for life or President of the United States life has no medium .

[@Gnarfledarf]

+Joseph I don't remember him ever having sexually assaulted someone.

[@MrYuenH]

the reason i used sarah silverman as an example is because she is also a comedian, which in the story, pete holmes' crew took the sexual assault as an opportunity for comedy, rather than treat it as the crime it is. my point is, had a similar thing happened to sarah silverman, in the same context and all, if the people around her reacted in that way, outrage would ensue in the mainstream media and mainstream pop culture. and also, your argument that because pete holmes is a massive guy therefore it minimizes any sexual assault on him is rather silly.

[@mz610]

HowieYisBored because feminism is all about equality, guys.

[@Drak_Thedp]

I dunno if anyone would dare to grab Sarah Silverman by the testicles. But to be frank, Pete is just that kind of comedian - he's quite low-brow. He's got lots of sex, farts, sometimes nasty details in his jokes and sketches.

[@malvavisco10]

Hmm this is basically sexual assault, which really isn't funny...

[@janeeyre1990]

It is sexual assault. And what the woman did is not okay. But what makes the joke okay, for me, is that the one telling the joke is the VICTIM of the assault. That's completely different from someone who doesn't identify as a victim or survivor of assault making jokes and laughing about OTHER PEOPLE being sexually assaulted. Survivors of assault can use humor to understand and gain control over what happened to them. It's a coping mechanism. That's my opinion.

[@Deadpool-kb5yo]

Ha ha it's okay because he's a "privileged white male"

[@FriendlyCroock]

I understand what you're saying but please don't fall for that stupid mgtow crap. You're giving the racist radical left what they want. Our wonderful mgtow brigade hates white women just because of a few white feminists. So it wasn't enough that we had a lot of anti white racist hatred from the left now we have from the right as well. Most white women in this country are not even close to that. They're beautiful, they're educated, they're God fearing and far from feminism. The state of white folks under the racist radical left in the west worries me more and more every day. I have no idea where we will be in a few years from now.

[@janeeyre1990]

What the woman did isn't okay. But what makes this joke about sexual assault okay, for me, is that the one telling the joke is the victim. That's totally different from someone making a joke about OTHER people being sexually assaulted. I think about being a teenager when I knew people who had not ever been sexually assaulted yet they loved to make rape jokes. My friends who were survivors of sexual assault would ask them to stop and they wouldn't. Making a joke about being assaulted, regardless of your gender, is a way to take back power over what happened. You can control it and understand it by seeing the humor in it. Making jokes about other people being assaulted is usually cruel and crass.

[@UmeshABhat]

First!

[@serchinnho]

First??

[@adonay6944]

first

[@adonay6944]

respond to me team coco

[@nc-df5zq]

Now reverse the genders...

[@xF3arl]

Then you get to be a president.

[@janeeyre1990]

It's sexual harassment/assault in both cases. I don't think Pete Holmes or anyone else was saying that what the woman did was okay. But he was the victim of her assault and didn't seem that upset by it, so he made a joke out of it.

[@antotheja251]

meh.. never laughed hard at his stuff, once again, did not! bye