Peter Crouch SAVES Wayne Rooney’s life?!

On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids are discussing just how players manage to transition out of the only life they have ever known and into a whole new world once their playing days are over.
An emotional Steve Sidwell opens up on the mental toll that having your career ended not on your own terms can have on a player, as well as the available support networks that exist within a club to help ease the transition as much as possible.
From punditry to coaching badges, Crouchy and the lads give their unique, behind closed doors insight into what goes through the mind of player when it comes to forging that new career path.
We also hear about Pete’s recent lucid dreams, the world’s most expensive cheese sandwich and a rather amusing story from friend of the pod Rio Ferdinand who reveals the graziest but udderly brilliant investment opportunity from one of his former team mates.
Chumawamba
00:00 Intro
04:56 The Greatest Spectacle on Earth
08:35 QVC
15:51 The Transition
19:32 Put a Badge on That
25:12 Pundit Pete
34:23 Time to Put your Feet Up
46:18 Steven Sidwell: Business Mangate
52:18 Dont Have a Cow, Man
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[@edwardsadler_]

Corrrr can tell Notorious has been on holiday, glowing like a tangerine! 🍊

[@mrbroadie]

Looking great but no idea who the handsome chap opposite him has been up to. Looks incredible.

[@danielcoe2382]

The lighting makes you all look like you work in a Willy Wonka experience

[@decdeckers]

WhatsApp definitely didn’t exist when notorious was at Reading

[@irishmanontheloo2640]

He meant by carrier pigeon

[@jonathanburn4388]

Your correct notorious S.I.D left reading for Chelsea on a free in 2007 and WhatsApp launched in 2009

[@crobulous9581]

Probably that 'hoover' phenomenon where a brand name becomes the default in people's heads, could have been any number of messaging services, but WhatsApp is so ubiquitous now it's what he said

[@JackNinetySix]

I guess they were just texting each other and he just out of habit said WhatsApp

[@WatchMagicHappen]

Could have been bbm

[@QueerChica]

The cow talk had me in absolute stitches 🤣 quality x

[@Tipps72]

To do your badges isn’t cheap, especially the higher up the ladder you go & then there are so many seminars that you need to go on. Then even if you get all your badges it’s not easy for someone with no inside contacts to get into a pro club, especially at a decent level, it would take a relative ‘no-one’ years to go through doing lots of voluntary coaching at community level before any possibility of working their way up the ladder. I did mine at 27 but all the seminars required & doing community volunteer work at sports centres basically babysitting is a route to go down when you have given up a lot of time & money to get to that stage. On saying that, it can open up opportunities abroad, I spent a while in America travelling & coaching & really enjoyed it & while paid, I still came back with less money than I went with! And was asked to go back but at that stage of my life it wasn’t personally worth it. Ultimately getting your badges you’d hope to be coaching at a decent standard pretty quickly but coming through from grassroots there aren’t enough opportunities to progress adequately to make a career out of it in my opinion.

[@stonedearthling7590]

Morning, Something to go with my first coffee of the day.

[@mikeaitken5995]

Best Pod in ages guys

[@xxcmag]

Great episode, loved the painting, whoever did that shout out to them.

[@tomroutly]

I feel like Chris needs to sign a pair of shin pads and stick them up on the ledge like crouchy’s and Sid’s shirts.

[@troymcdougall8303]

Boys surely u can get around and get old mate a ticket from Perth to the UK see sids speaking at Reading. Use crouchies travel agent contact from a previous pod her name escapes me. What a way to pass the pod ❤ chumbswumba

[@michaelradanovic8855]

100% they need to get this Conor lad back to his home town of Reading to see Sids speak!!

[@bhew7409]

I think he would prefer to stay in the Summer sun in Perth, unless its just Scotlands Perth, in which case set up a go fund me!

[@arronnewman93]

Can't believe there wasn't a Peter Trout

[@MrMatthiasSchneider]

Great episode!

[@dannyheir]

You've got to get Kev the kit man from Portsmouth on the pod. I bet he's got some great stories about Crouchy and the other boys.

[@ryansouter583]

43:30 pete doesnt know who to grab after cracking that one 😂

[@_Super_Hans_]

Good episode boys

[@tyido8445]

I'm only 2mins in crouchy u absolute legend would love a pal like yourself

[@knott4me561]

Parched

[@johneden3810]

Creased, great pod lads 🐄🐄😂

[@jordanarthurs5617]

Wazza was my pinnacle childhood hero, especially when he wore the iconic #8. He is United’s top goal scorer and was a passionate, clinical, and an absolute aggressive mongrel of a player. Prime example being his thurdercunt strike against Newcastle after chirping to the ref about a missed foul. Completely underrated player and I’m extremely glad Crouchy saved him from a serious terrorist threat.

[@georgeemoore1690]

I’m Chelsea and I fucking loved Wazza growing up, a propa workings man centre forward !! Smoke a snout before kick off and still run ur defence off the park Wayne fucking Rooney !!

[@charliew8985]

That cow talk segment was one of the best segments on the podcast 😂

[@ac2244]

Crouch’s cow impressions reminded me of the injury accent segment back in the day 😂

[@amac2675]

Had to pull over in the car when I first heard that. 😂

[@canonogic]

The moo segment 😂😂😂

[@firminofire9895]

Cool story bro! 🙄ffs!

[@canonogic]

That pout from Crouchy in the thumbnail tho 😂😂😂

[@georgeemoore1690]

Just u then lol 😂

[@jaynebradley5743]

Super league of pods!!

[@nyuan15]

Salmon Kalou was right there 😭

[@JackH89]

Saturation levels 💯

[@richcquence]

Ive own a shop which makes bespoke picture frames, i would happily frame that free and for the love of puddings

[@ChrisEscott]

Loving the pod boys, watch them all. Came across a cracking stat today, about the big man himself. He is Liverpool's 46th joint record scorer, with 42 goals, with none other, then, Jamie Redknapp himself. Also Chris , Fancy doing a game as co coms? Its easy you say 😂😂 Puddings is massive , could not leave the Ginger Ninja out. 😂😂 13:17

[@jayden.s8494]

I'm a big fan of conor’s artwork. Does anyone have a way to reach out to him to inquire about potential customers?

[@JoeBlewett100]

Talking about not creating click bait, what's the title of the podcast?

[@icecreamconn5948]

Crouchy telling artist Conor to get himself down to Reading to Sid's live Q&A when he said he lives in Perth, Australia 😂😂😂

[@BigTasty-xb8zm]

Peter crouch watching Kin is mad haha

[@j-larne]

I have the Uefa A Licence and it's all about the coaching hours and being involved in a set up that allows you to put the work in at a reasonably decent level. However, one very important thing to note, any licence or diploma definitely does not make people a good coach. When I done my assessment, there was one ex-professional player who was shambolic.

[@tomsmith2837]

Getting married in august and have somehow managed to blag the mrs into having thousand miles Vanessa Carlton as our first dance song, she thinks it’s my favourite but in actual fact it’s the podcast anthem and she has no idea 🤣 will try get a video and send it in

[@owwwwww948]

Not worth it

[@ChrisEscott]

Let's see if Chris can do a co come then as its so easy

[@jb2582]

Cowes is massive!

[@theretrogk]

Someone's turned up the colour correction to high recently

[@JamesMahoney10]

My missus is Brazilian. I can confirm it’s a thing to do over there. Can’t remember why but they make you a lot of money and have good value. Her flatmates cousin owns quite a few and is well off 😂

[@Seto..]

haha - Loads of people eat cow - a new slogan from the pod

[@craigbennett3627]

Im an FM for a large company, Sids ill give you a shout ;) LOL

[@dannyvales2780]

Lads just finished this episode. One of the funniest pods of all time. Bloody hell I nearly pissed myself. Looking forward to the Cow 11.

[@LooseGooseFM]

Steve Speakswell

[@jb2582]

what treasures is Chris hiding in his arm pockets? we need a reveal!

[@Liamhilly]

I swear they forget sometimes Chris is actually a radio presenter🤣

[@JayLynchmfc]

Get Glen Little on !!

[@dajo8723]

No one would be able to get a word in if Blakey went on there.

[@kloosetrap5736]

Have to get him on this !

[@stephenmcewan9995]

Only the good Dae Yung! Sorry had to do it lads 😂

[@anthonywestwood7879]

For the cow 11 I'd like to forward Adrian Mootu

[@LooseGooseFM]

I dont get how they could talk about footballers other jobs without mentioning Lukas Podolski's kabab shops 😆

[@Tom-tm6lr]

How to be an Ex-Pro Footballer, crack a joke, dip down low and grab the person sat next to you 😂 See 43:31

[@djm-photography]

I think you need to turn down the saturation 😂😂 you look like something from “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” 🏭

[@8NEXTONE8]

Crabby clancy lol

[@jonathanburn4388]

For the quality content you bous produce you need to push it more because the viewing figures and subscriber numbers dont match the quality

[@richardgough3450]

C'mon lads, How did Jamie Pollack not get in the fish 11?

[@umarhayat7730]

You guys missed out Trout Weghorst

[@bradleyedwards8510]

I think Rio blagged crouchy and no 1 at cod was better than winning a 100 mil. It’s gone bananas lol

[@jonathanburn4388]

Notorious must be mistaken WhatsApp for BlackBerry Messenger 😅😅😅

[@sevans606]

Kin as fast paced 😅

[@harriicollins7394]

Tim Bream

[@krisnundy5865]

Jaap Clam

[@jimcornish_]

Emmanuel Udderbayor

[@jackhennessy5826]

Pike dean

[@8NEXTONE8]

hahahah fk love the only fools

[@harryrussell6801]

Get wazza on then lads

[@sjaakbral83]

Who do you think was the best player wazza or gazza?

[@harryrussell6801]

@@sjaakbral83 wazza, gazza was great but wazza was elite and has the career and goals

[@Tomza_T]

Virgil VanPike

[@jpi95]

Petartar Crouch

[@02mnolan]

the podcast world is fucking lawless XD

[@jonlebeau1963]

Long live Cardi P!!!

[@samprosser]

Rogan is Real Madrid, not Barca.

[@8NEXTONE8]

Sids it's Hm revenue we have an outstanding tax bill due

[@kloosetrap5736]

Get glen little on as a guest !

[@niallwilliams8833]

Watch his undrthecosh podcast, brilliant

[@londonladxxx]

It’s the breeding of cows that’s got the big money if you buy the top Bull’s you can sell there spunk for stupid money

[@mcminn94]

Ruben Diaz vommed in grealish's mums handbag

[@stephenmcewan9995]

Is that why he was transferred..?

[@mcminn94]

Are you thinking of cancelo ? Ruben Diaz plays every game

[@richardsmith3496]

So from about 40 mins talk about being straight talking and protecting each other and not click bait then have a massive click bait video title 😒 not the best title to the pod

[@gazman6536]

Who cares? Get a life mate

[@Thm90.]

3:15 and the word Liverpool has already been mentioned 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@_Super_Hans_]

Victim complex again. Can't anyone say Liverpool without you feeling hurt?