Why EVERYTHING Needs Internet to Work

[@imnotgreekiswear]

but how they created internet without internet

[@Sveta69420]

@@side9372 i strongly agree with the last two words

[@henrys1116]

True

[@askhim5008]

Thry put Fruits and fruit loops together and my dad screwed a wood piece to the sun

[@Pokycraftgamer9]

they took the BBS And slamed it so far into the sky it turned into a web

[@imnotgreekiswear]

@@side9372 i can see that

[@KraziShadowbear]

Strangely, despite all his silliness and ridiculousness, Patter, unironically, makes very deep and thought-provoking points.

[@LetGoMyLegosTyler]

yea lol

[@emblemblade9245]

Kinda like dunkey

[@Loderyod]

Amogus

[@rocco2246]

@@emblemblade9245 who's dunkey?

[@light_speed1511]

@@rocco2246 videogamedunkey

[@41dn]

When Peter isn't making joke videos or satiated his controller addiction he's honestly great at commentary.

[@Rhakjellg]

wanna know why hes great at commentary? cause he doesnt slap surfing/bhopping clips in his videos

[@izaiah476]

Yea especially his old what’s up with videos

[@vasvoljenistanoje8925]

He could not order controllers bc his internet sucks...

[@RTheu2109]

as someone who lost 2 hours worth of progress in a game yesterday because of a windows update, i can deeply relate to that. It was the same feeling of a blackout happening when i was playing as a kid.

[@Detilly]

Gaming on windows 🤣

[@TheGamingMexican69]

@@nucl3ark1tty95 that's why I use windows xp. No more updates to worry about.

[@gp3328]

That's why I update within one day of it being available. Its not that hard...

[@system128]

@@nucl3ark1tty95 Yes.

[@Detilly]

@@smeggiamagarwine I think, nowadays, PC are more and more for works, and less for entertainment. We have so much products who are more easy to use, faster to use, portable, ect... PC can be more powerful, but at big cost. I see, personally, more disadvantage to game on a PC instead of a console. BTW, I know how to use a PC. 🤣

[@inigoblea]

bored, no one to talk with, depressed and after eating dinner i see this all of a sudden i am filled with pure joy.

[@colorfulquesadilla377]

i hope u have a good rest of ur day tho

[@jrtheaceace6488]

Burger

[@redaipo]

did spaghet

[@moister3727]

peter

[@Loderyod]

Amogus

[@Buglin_Burger7878]

On the PS4 I lost access to my games THAT WERE ON THE CONSOLE till I called the company and they restored access. It is literally ON MY CONSOLE. You're not stopping pirates you're just screwing over actual buyers.

[@Loderyod]

*_Suks to suk_*

[@aramisperez9923]

@@Loderyod such intelligence, much wow.

[@viagragaming2259]

Thats fucked up.

[@alexthebest3424]

This is why my friends call the PlayStation the “Gaystation”

[@rynobehnke8289]

And this is why I switched to PC and try to avoid Steam and the like in favor of GOG when ever I can so that exactly that kind of "You don't own it you rent it and we control it" crap can't just happen to me.

[@TheGlitchyMario]

I wasn't expecting "education with patter" But I'm not disappointed

[@megafox3753]

Peter has really gone crazy with these story time type things in his videos and now that’s what this whole video is I love it

[@MusicDecomposer]

At least you can play Speedy Blupi, a 1998 PC game that has dial-up multiplayer as an option.

[@Z64sports]

Lots of games have it. Not just that one

[@mootwo_]

@@Z64sports nobody mentioned other games, we're talking about Speedy Blupi right now

[@scalderm]

@@mootwo_ speedy blupi supremacy

[@JackPorter]

the EU and England always got such odd titles, he's called Eggbert! come on, what does Blupi even mean!?

[@Z64sports]

@@mootwo_ Well, can't argue. It is a good game

[@radiotriphammer]

It's about your data. Running something locally means that it has no way of phoning home with your usage data, and that data is so valuable that it comprises its own industry.

[@slimcognito383]

paused it and Patter said "You kind of strike me as a basement"

[@ash3075]

Lol 😆 I herd the same thing like 'Yha, you know man? Your a basement.'

[@Leszczomen]

Fun fact about game discs in modern era: the disc for the pc version of mgsv just had the exe for the steam installer and nothing else.

[@pacomatic9833]

At this point why even make a disc Like ur just wasting money now

[@rynobehnke8289]

And this point why even press a DVD a CD would still be more than enough. To think that Ubisoft of all companies actually put for there more recent South Park game the full game on 3 DVD's for the boxed copy for a full install really makes the competition for this kind of crap look even worse because it clearly shows that the companies still can just release the games on physical media there just refuse to because there want to force there Steam DRM on us.

[@_manicpixiedreamb0y]

My man made a whole PowerPoint presentation talking about the internet

[@Eeveemilks]

Dear pATtEr, For your sake, I will inform you that you have written apples twice on your shopping list. Good day.

[@DanTheDuctTapeBall]

FREAKING PREACH!! This is so true speaks to my SOUL. I live in the country and we have had internet trouble for years. My neighbor ACROSS THE STREET has internet for a local provider, but we cannot get service from the same provider. Luckily technology has improved enough that we get internet from our cell phone carrier and that works well enough(but still not great). I personally hate that so many thing need to connect to the internet to function with the bare basics. So I totally understand your frustration. The internet is a great tool but when it is REQUIRED on something that shouldn't need it, it is nothing but a burden

[@Wanja01YT]

All jokes aside, this is the reason I do not trust cloud streaming of music/movies/series/games

[@despacito2]

Pirate it, best way to consume media

[@Wanja01YT]

@@despacito2 i guess piracy will never die...

[@Wanja01YT]

@@smeggiamagarwine idk, the only reasons to pirate right now are ridiculous video game and subscription prices

[@elrymoe]

@@despacito2 worst* unless youre a child

[@Wanja01YT]

@CountSi you need an internet connection to use the content stored on cloud servers, and you don't get to save them locally

[@MarsTheMellow]

4:23 That sounds like something someone would randomly say when they're losing an argument.

[@Chosen1197]

True

[@kung-futrashpanda4325]

Shopping list: Soup Apples Meat Lettuce Dry erase board Yogurt Lettuce Apples Croutons

[@bendito247]

Haha Peter get doxxed 😈

[@aceDOZA]

Weirdo

[@speedypatt]

@Reddwarf cuz

[@PuppyGamerYT]

I just love how apples and lettuce are there twice

[@scalderm]

@Reddwarf s a t u r n

[@lobeliaowl2482]

I know stuff like this is said a lot; but I just had my first day of school after the summer break and this video just made my day a lot better. Seriously, thank you :)

[@peter_knetter]

Thanks so much! Glad to help

[@askhim5008]

@Looney plush show😞 I replied check ur twitter

[@dima97]

@Looney plush show🐰🏀 happy birthday :)

[@dima97]

@Looney plush show🐰🏀 np

[@ash3075]

First day of school for me is tomorrow and my school happens to have bad internet so perfect timing for this video. Also school is hard but it will be ok 👍 Thanks patter

[@maxtimberlake4088]

sure wish I had an internet connection so I could listen to this man explain to me why need an internet connection.

[@betchaos7383]

Steam: *has offline mode Also steam: SoRrY yOu nEeD aN InTeRneT cOnNeCtIon tO sIGn iNtO StEaM BEfOre YoU cAn gO OfFliNe

[@pacomatic9833]

Yes, but that's to identify what games you have in the first place. Even if you've downloaded a game, Steam has no idea whether or not you pirated it unless you previously logged in so that Steam remembers "oh yeah you have this"

[@minarchisttrucker2775]

I'm seriously about to get a crack for gta 5 for this reason. I mostly just want to play it offline and without fail I go to play it and the launcher wants me to login again when I don't have internet AND I always end up forgetting my password when I go to login again

[@cooldud7071]

@@pacomatic9833 DRM is cancer This is why I pirate all of my games

[@aqelabatata]

@@pacomatic9833 but if you have the games installed by the steam store is just dumb to make us suffer just to prove that the game that you downloaded with your acount in their store which you've logged on just 2 hours before go ofline in an dumb way like: "hey, you need to log on to play ofline, but you need internet lol u sucks" Like wtf??? I one day traveled to the countryside(mostly like interior, but i think this is the term) and even if this same day i played mcpe in my phone, when i reached in the place(with no internet or phone signal) the game just said: "we need to know if you installed the game from playstore or if you're an pirate!!! Even if we checked for almost a full month and some hours ago"

[@pacomatic9833]

@@aqelabatata Guess it doesn't keep the cache of owned games for long.

[@solierafromtheultrareconsquad]

I basically ranted to myself in my head with all these points mentioned several times in the past, but the best part about this video is the fact that you mentioned Meijer.

[@poiberry8956]

Why everything needs internet to work: people need to stop you from doing things by showing you something you don't want

[@wohao_gaster7434]

You know what it is: It starts with a And it ends with Nintendo's best-selling console except the Wii

[@thelastkitchengun3478]

@@wohao_gaster7434 Switch?

[@wohao_gaster7434]

@@thelastkitchengun3478 DS. It's ADS.

[@thelastkitchengun3478]

@@wohao_gaster7434 SNES?

[@wohao_gaster7434]

@@thelastkitchengun3478 No, It's Nintendo PoKèMoN Mini

[@sazidulkabir9290]

*The kirby and sonci drawing on the whiteboard is my wallpaper now, Thank Pattner!*

[@sazidulkabir9290]

I went to the red ring of death now🙂

[@gameburst7573]

This man is the funniest KZbinr I've ever seen

[@something1889]

Same!

[@chickenismycity2308]

Thats True

[@Toadmeister601]

Indeed he is!

[@prodshark.]

Have you ever watched circletoonsHD he's really funny

[@ClassicRides13]

Indeed

[@randomguy3591]

I was half expecting him to say 'Have you heard of Raid: Shadow Legends?' at the start.

[@hai_kinnn]

Honestly him lecturing us in ten times better than being in a sweaty classroom

[@Pixelcraftian]

genuinely with the internet problem i have right now i do wanna look into offline versions of things i need internet for like file/audio converters and such, already have a bunch of music just incase it goes out for a long time lol. we need more offline things honestly i wanna get cds and dvds back into mainstream next. awesome video :]

[@LiveLM]

This video encapsulates my biggest pet peeve with the tech industry. They simply don't understand that not everyone lives in Silicon Valley where Gigabit internet is the standard and 5G emanates from the trees

[@ItsCatfyToo]

"In fact, my mom's the KING of England!" - Patter/Peter/Mr. Knetter 2021

[@emaaaaax]

You mean Sir. Peter II Knetter

[@AkyuuArchive]

Aged like fine wine.

[@thetokutickler]

Humans are constantly inventing new things that they can't survive without

[@ashaler__]

thats a good way to put it

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

I've been watching this man for 3-4 years, the funniest man alive.

[@RosheenQuynh]

Yes

[@pariaayushi]

He put so much effort into all of his videos & they just keep getting better & better! Again (as I’ve said this before) awesome content Peter Knetter! You never fail to surprise me ^^

[@woow3980]

4:22 "in fact, my mom's the king of England!" Something is off about that sentence, I can feel it.

[@TopsyTriceratops]

It's uncanny how relatable my man is. Like, thought for thought relatable.

[@buranflakes]

As someone who lives in one of those areas, I can vouch for this. I live close enough to one of the state's major metropolitan areas that I can get internet and cel data if I star around here just fine, but once I get far enough away from that there's this whole vastness of space where I'll be lucky to get anything more than like 0.2G cellular data

[@jakedeschamps4454]

Patter, I related to this video so much. It's not even funny how much I related to it. I hate so much how much technology is starting to rely on the internet. Don't get me wrong, the internet is amazing, but the reliance on it without other offline alternatives for so many of these things is a problem.

[@beanbag1492]

this video comes out when my internet has been out for 2 days. poetry.

[@imaperson682]

Peter has just become the most relatable Gen Z-er, but is still one of the coolest zoomers I know...

[@Outside998]

@spindletea Z-ter Knetter

[@Loderyod]

Z

[@yesto3rrishuman]

@@Outside998 lol

[@gp3328]

He's a millennial..... He is a multial 1996

[@Ook-Ook]

This is how I feel. This video perfectly describes me and I’m glad it exists, when anyone asks how I feel as I crumple into pixels on zoom I’ll send them this video.

[@Buglin_Burger7878]

This entire thing is the same issue we are dealing with graphics in video games. We are pushing consoles to get super high graphics rather then focusing on the games being good and stable... what happens when we hit the best graphics? You just spent so long racing and selling your product on something which has no meaning. You have no selling point now. It is almost like we should think about where we are going and what things are like now... and then realize that rushing for the future is absolutely stupid. We are going to hit best graphics and internet everywhere no matter what... so why not just make things work and we'll get internet all the time everywhere when it happens.

[@chlorobyte_projects]

Indie games that don't have epic RTX graphics are not only as fun, but I'd say even more fun than big titles.

[@alexthebest3424]

One time I broke my switch screen so I bought a new one, and downloaded my save data via the cloud and one day I went to summer camp and the WiFi didn’t work on switch because it had too many devices connected to it and I tried to go on a game and it was like “you can’t play your game because we can’t check if you have the save data you ALREADY DOWNLOADED on an OFFLINE GAME”

[@theechickengamerz]

He is comedy JEFF. UNDER THERE UNDERWHERE? TAILSES TOOLS

[@Diamondman63783]

Yeeber

[@alazarth2985]

It’s a little old fashioned but for the shopping list I just right it down on a piece of paper although there again one day my paper is going to complain that it doesn't have Internet connection.

[@patrickhumphrey3076]

Back after a few years off. Glad to see you’re still making the good stuff.

[@theredspikes1752]

It seems quarantine wasn’t so kind to him for awhile when it came to internet.

[@Loderyod]

It seems so

[@ayanbadinoldchannel]

Imagine needing internet to run MS Paint.

[@prylosecorsomething3194]

Finally someone understands what I put up with. It takes me atleast three or four days to download any game onto my Xbox

[@nippeliito]

I know the feeling. I wanna buy GTA online to play it with friends. I buy the game from PS Storen. I start downloading it. 99+ hours remaining. (Spoilers, it took me two Seela to download it)

[@mudshrooze]

You make perfect points I've had these similar talks. No one actually owns games anymore. The moment all games became internet mandatory gaming became a sham.

[@mikaela7636]

I live in the mountains of NC and we were told they would never bring high speed internet to us 🙃 we had Hughes Net for a while and it would last maybe a day before it became slow. I struggled so bad when my college moved online for covid, none of my professors understood

[@Solesteam]

Can you make a part 2? I kinda enjoy this rant, it's relatable, and makes me feel less like an entitled jerk for wanting an offline mode for some basic single player game features.

[@eemeli7093]

This feels like a 2017 - 2018 patter video

[@WayOutGaming]

And this is why I plan to discont from the internet and live the simple life! Right after I'm done watching all of Peter's videos of course.

[@twinkpeaks9993]

Loving these new unscripted, rant type videos about just random things. Peter is really good at improvised comedy that the gaming and DIY videos don’t show

[@vedadhadzimehmedagic1438]

Answer to question to name of the video is thats because you use internet to download things

[@joshandersn]

I grew up without internet playing Halo with the bros offline for years and years and it was still magic

[@emaaaaax]

The sequel we didn't expect but we needed

[@chrisskelton]

It's like a series of tubes. Those tubes can be filled and if they're filled... don't let them fill!

[@mrjamesbillybob3205]

Man it is a good day when painter fish net er uploads

[@TigerAceSullivan]

i lived in a small town in the middle of absolute nowhere, and when I was ten our best internet speeds in town were about 4 mb/s on a good day, averaging about .5 mb/s. almost fifteen years later, and in my hometown, the best internet speeds in town are about 4 mb/s on a good day, averaging about .5 mb/s. nothing has changed. living there is hell

[@NolanAlighieri]

Welcome to the Tech community that's been talking about this for years (except on a more privacy focused angle). Tek Syndicate (rip) and Wendell would be proud of you. Doin' a good job, son.

[@NonbinaryAutisticArtist]

14:40 That is a nice outro right there

[@lilbigmedium4578]

The video dropped to 144p when I was watching this, I think Peter has a point

[@jess648]

This is a huge issue especially for people that don’t have much access to the internet

[@Agress]

I remember putting my 3ds in my window to get 1 bar off my neighbor just to watch youtube

[@Solesteam]

Wait... 12:46 Sitting and thinking isn't cool anymore!?! Oh shoot I better get with the times and stop contemplating my existence and enriching my mind!

[@miro_trendafilov]

OMG, haven't had proper internet for two days and I've been using my data, you couldn't have uploaded this video more on time.

[@coolduder1001]

I love how passionate you are about this, because I've dealt with all the same shit and I'm happy someone else knows the pain. And I have decent internet.

[@ItsmeAz]

This was great, I've been saying this stuff for years.

[@bradymccosker5200]

I know this pain I cant run phone tetris on the bus because it needs internet for tetris

[@dankart4924]

4:24 I mean, I'm pretty sure nobody's mother is the King of anywhere.

[@breazy832]

That’s exactly what they want you to think

[@chlorobyte_projects]

Are you sure about that

[@dankart4924]

@@chlorobyte_projects absolutely

[@skyhighflying1525]

I found it rediculous that google can't even tell time with no internet. It's right there

[@Petmaster_100]

E

[@PandaBot2001]

This is how I feel on a daily basis. I want to do my leaflet round and listen to a podcast, but noooo I need WiFi for Spotify or pay to download. If I had the money to pay for a good mobile data plan, I wouldn't need to pay premium. If I can't afford a good data plan, I can't afford your premium service. Please just... *Pirates the podcast*

[@michaelepica3564]

pirate != good

[@PandaBot2001]

@@michaelepica3564 Pirating shouldn't be done willy nilly but sometimes it's the only or best option.

[@PeterMcGuf]

My printer demanded an internet connection during setup... Now it's always trying to sell me ink.

[@skyhighflying1525]

The ironic thing about this is peters KZbin channel and twitter is on the internet XD

[@jcpalmtree6079]

that's big tech for you, they usually think they know what's best for you, and usually don't admit when they're wrong

[@thepincult2763]

Peter is my teacher now

[@nevertheweck]

ngl actually happy that someone made a video talking about this since it’s something that frequently gets on my nerves and hinders my experience when trying to use a product

[@galaga8779]

I only pay for 3 gigs of data a month for my phone bc I'm a poor college student and i want to access my downloads for soundcloud but it won't load MY DOWNLOADS bc it NEEDS to LOAD the COVER ART for the songs THAT ARE ALREADY DOWNLOADED. So EVERY TIME I want to use soundcloud after using all 3 gigs of my data for the month, it WONT LOAD THE DOWNLOADS UNLESS I PUT IT ON AIRPLANE MODE. I probably toggle airplane mode on and off 10-15 times a day.

[@ocallaghan3865]

Imagine Google makes a robot but then they update something and ever time it goes to somewhere that don't have good wifi the bot gives up

[@galaga8779]

Had Halo Master chief collection and you need wifi to play Halo 1. Wifi. To play a game that is almost two whole decades old. Why.

[@SliminBlue]

You'd be a great teacher honestly, a teacher that doesn't joke around every now and then makes a class feel empty, this honestly works too well.

[@Buglin_Burger7878]

[If you can not see this comment your internet is not connected to the internet. Please disconnect your internet from the internet and shut it down. Reboot your internet and trying to connect your internet to the internet to proceed.]

[@crocrock9505]

I've lived out in the south my whole life and just recently we were able to get wifi out here, I can relate to a lot of this

[@NolanAlighieri]

"idle minor" sounds like the start of a heinous crime story.

[@jean-marielewayne6397]

Damn when peter does some serious videos like that I kinda enjoy it and listen to him and I'm focus so I don't see the time flies thanks Mr Knetter

[@samuel-wankenobi]

This is why I buy blu ray movies for when I have no internet

[@Myersstatus]

im glad that this venting made you happy, it was also a very nice video to watch

[@furret002]

This video is just patter talking about internet for 15 minutes, mad respect dude

[@theguywhodoesthings9608]

Patter:The internet sucks i don't connect internet to my devices Also patter:Uses online shopping and uploads to KZbin and Twitter.

[@JustANerdProductions]

I really like this style, it reminds me of your Influence video (which I just realized is 3 years old wow) hopefully all of the executives everywhere will see this and make things that don’t require internet :)

[@chrisskelton]

I used to work for an ISP (10 years ago, but I digress). There's so much government regulation, right of ways, and monopolies that definitely contribute to limited internet access in rural areas. But keep in mind that, when compared to countries with more available internet, the US is EXTREMELY spread out. That said, these companies need to invest more in rural areas. I feel like we're definitely going to go more and more into "the cloud", so although you make some REALLY good points, I don't see that going backwards 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@StrawberryServal]

So true, I've had, and will have many situations where these problems come up

[@4per8]

my dad lives in a new house and doesnt have internet yet and the day i went there was also the same day i discovered my nintendo switch game card reader was broken, so i had nothing to do for hours as all the games i had downloaded needed internet

[@coaxae]

4:24 “In fact, my mom’s the king of England!” -Patter

[@snazzyshark20]

Fun fact you can set timers for certain times with Google assistant like you can ask it to set a timer for 10am and it will set a 2 hour timer or something

[@jetzyrose]

I was literally thinking about how updates always happen at the worst times just this morning so I started up my computer 40 minutes before my zoom class just to make sure I wouldn't be late due to some unexpected update since it NEVER asks me if I want to schedule one 😅 great vent video it was super funny

[@snakeface5652]

Oh my gosh, yes! Here in Australia, there's quite a few places where you can't even pay with card, where cash is essential, because there is no internet for that stuff to work. And then there's these banks trying to get us to stop using cash and only use card (at least in advertising, nothing is really stopping you from having cash).

[@uviana239]

holy crap you don’t know how much this makes me feel seen lmao I live a block away from really good internet so I’ve been stuck with dsl for the longest time; having to hear/see that it’s literally a few FEET away from where I live,, having a max speed of 0.2 MEGABYTES max.. agh just thank you for the video lol

[@kaustubhnirmalendu9350]

4:23, Wait, How Can Your Mom Be The KING Of England, I Understand The Joke But Still